JESUS PRIME | THE FORGOTTEN SON (Ultrakill Fan Dub)

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  • Опубликовано: 31 окт 2024
  • #ultrakill #voiceacting
    I like Ultrakill a lot so I put something together
    Jesus Prime Theme:
    ​⁠‪@mcn876‬ • LOVE - Jesus Prime (UL...
    Monologue Inspired By:
    ​⁠‪@mcn876‬ (Desc of Original Video)
    ​⁠‪@qrangejuice8225‬ (Comments)
    ​⁠‪@everyonesleastfavoriteoxym2661‬ (Comments)
    ​⁠‪@tracey8121‬ (Comments)
    Artwork Inspired By:
    u/ohno_buster on Reddit
    / ok_hear_me_out_jesus_f...
    This was also heavily inspired by:
    ‪@LucyLiskova‬ and their Judas Prime Dub so please go check them out and show them some love
    • JUDAS PRIME | LOST APP...

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  • @KaioVA
    @KaioVA  Год назад +1294

    Feel like I should put this here now as a precaution:
    This video is made for entertainment purposes only. Nothing that is said here reflects my own views or personal beliefs, and I apologize if anything that is shown here comes off as offensive or inappropriate. Thank you for understanding

    • @kogennn
      @kogennn Год назад +11

      goat 🎉🎉🎉🎉

    • @marbulOfficial
      @marbulOfficial Год назад +13

      I love every aspect of the video! Not to complain, but I think that you mistyped in 1:29 (it says "The Forgotton Son" instead of "The Forgotten Son"?), other than that, your voice fits the role of the funny prime and the lines are great and the music slaps!

    • @jahadoom666
      @jahadoom666 Год назад +17

      As a Christian and a fan of ultrakill, I am not offended, on the contrary, I love it

    • @Lie-detector1540
      @Lie-detector1540 Год назад +11

      I'm Catholic and my friend aswell and we love this. We ain't offended.

    • @thegreatguldo9956
      @thegreatguldo9956 Год назад +3

      It's not I'm not offended its a pretty interesting take on jesus in ultrakill

  • @PugMaleAndSingle
    @PugMaleAndSingle Год назад +3251

    Minos, King of Lust.
    Sisyphus, King of Greed.
    Jesus, King of King's.
    Ohhhhh yeah.

    • @empressofmadness
      @empressofmadness Год назад +216

      p-p: jesus, king of kings

    • @TheFirstPatient-t5n
      @TheFirstPatient-t5n Год назад +108

      P-P would be Minos prime rematch

    • @DivineOrange
      @DivineOrange Год назад +75

      @@TheFirstPatient-t5n screw Minos, Sisyphus rematch 4 life

    • @Riuky0
      @Riuky0 Год назад +77

      Nah P-P wouldn't be a rematch of just one of them, you'll have to fight stronger versions of the three of them at once, and we know there will be the one lunatic to p-rank that shit in violent

    • @minosprime.
      @minosprime. Год назад +6

      IO I AM NOT THE KING OF LUST I'M THE KING OF POWER I'M POWERFUL ):

  • @applejuice281
    @applejuice281 Год назад +4958

    "Lamb of iron" Can't these prime souls just call you a machine?? 💀

    • @TheFirstPatient-t5n
      @TheFirstPatient-t5n Год назад +569

      he calls you construction of humanity too

    • @benjaminfarias8766
      @benjaminfarias8766 Год назад +615

      That is gabriel's job

    • @water_melanie
      @water_melanie Год назад +294

      if they thought of you as just a machine and not a living being there'd be no point in punishing you for your actions

    • @zer0sIeep
      @zer0sIeep Год назад +89

      aint gonna be alive for much long to call v1 machine anyways

    • @Nobody-ed9bv
      @Nobody-ed9bv Год назад +62

      @@water_melanie
      Well Gabriel thinks otherwise

  • @tacticalgummy69
    @tacticalgummy69 Год назад +3860

    ultrakill is probably the only game that can have jesus in it without it needing to be funny

    • @hextheprotogenfox
      @hextheprotogenfox Год назад +200

      May I point to other games with religious undertones that have very dark shit that could be do this
      The biggest one I could see is The binding of isaac

    • @completelynormaljar3536
      @completelynormaljar3536 Год назад +72

      ​@@hextheprotogenfoxliterally fear & hunger

    • @thechosenone5421
      @thechosenone5421 Год назад +45

      @@completelynormaljar3536 F&H all-meer is a pretty weird interpretation of jesus. And in F&H 2 he seems like a mix of jesus and satan

    • @Real_Potato_Man
      @Real_Potato_Man Год назад +24

      ​@@hextheprotogenfox Faith the unholy trinity:

    • @blackelblanco6692
      @blackelblanco6692 Год назад +19

      @@hextheprotogenfox yeah, but in isaac you dont fight with jesus, you figth with the re-interpetration of jesus for isaac, in ultrakill if they added jesus this way it will be epic rather than funny

  • @RepressedDreamer
    @RepressedDreamer Год назад +5626

    "get ready to recieve some holy spirit"

    • @GmantheGreat2267
      @GmantheGreat2267 Год назад +452

      “What.”

    • @da_dogbar
      @da_dogbar Год назад +240

      i could really feel the holy spirit coming inside of me

    • @An_animator9743
      @An_animator9743 Год назад +263

      ​@@GmantheGreat2267
      *jesus throws a bigass crucifix to v1*

    • @pastatheh7041
      @pastatheh7041 Год назад +140

      Remember the part of the prophecy where you kill yourself?

    • @NumberOnePochitaFan
      @NumberOnePochitaFan Год назад +39

      im telling ya man P-3 is etherealsnake jesus

  • @topman8627
    @topman8627 Год назад +1647

    Imagine Jesus just keeps reviving and at a certain point in the fight he’s like “alright I’m getting bored, till we meet again machine”

    • @imannuelchristoper24
      @imannuelchristoper24 Год назад +93

      I can see that but i think ITS gonna be more a v2 or Gabriel thing instead of that

    • @topman8627
      @topman8627 Год назад +19

      @@imannuelchristoper24 sounds nice

    • @greyman2724
      @greyman2724 Год назад +107

      @@imannuelchristoper24 v2 is and I quote by the games lead developer
      “Fucking dead” so Gabriel more probably

    • @marbulOfficial
      @marbulOfficial Год назад +43

      Idk why everybody INSISTS that V2 is still alive after 4-4

    • @orangequill1645
      @orangequill1645 Год назад +17

      @@marbulOfficial In denial :(

  • @CENSOR3D-
    @CENSOR3D- Год назад +3340

    I can imagine while Jesus' soul is cracking, especially when he says the "ANSWER ME FATHER LINE" he's desperately trying to cover them up before eventually shattering

    • @doodlespiral7110
      @doodlespiral7110 Год назад +471

      During phase 1, he dies quickly, _too_ quickly. This is mainly because he doesn't even fight back, he's giving you one. last. chance to redeem yourself.
      However, after his soul starts cracking, breaking and inevitably shattering into nothingness... *it reforms.*
      During Phase 2, the arena will start to crumble and fall apart while soaring upwards, out of a now empty Hell and into an equally empty Heaven.
      Since phase 1 was essentially not even a fight, there will be a phase 3 to compensate (which is also in reference to Jesus' resurrection on the 3rd day) and after the fight is finally over, his soul doesn't explode... he (and it) simply fade away.
      You're left with nothing, no Heaven, no Hell, and not even anything more to fight. You've destroyed everything and the one person who could save it.
      The testament terminal is just blank to emphasize that you truly have done it all, and there's nothing left to see.

    • @exoticbutter69420
      @exoticbutter69420 Год назад +42

      @@doodlespiral7110 :O incredible

    • @thatoneburger1895
      @thatoneburger1895 Год назад +43

      ​@@doodlespiral7110 and if V1 does nothing?

    • @sometwo.1
      @sometwo.1 Год назад +67

      ​@@thatoneburger1895 jesus crucifies him

    • @aubergineboi6450
      @aubergineboi6450 Год назад +119

      @@thatoneburger1895 it would be fun if not killing him was the way into the secret level of the level that unlocks a jesus section where u play as jesus as he maybe destroys hell or kills god

  • @lolfool866
    @lolfool866 Год назад +538

    your roommates confused why you're screaming "ANSWER ME FATHA!" at 12 pm

    • @KaioVA
      @KaioVA  Год назад +104

      Thankfully, I was alone that day. The real question is what the hell my neighbors thought was happening-

  • @uvlaka8652
    @uvlaka8652 Год назад +2805

    " To not forgive goes against my very nature...
    *"however. "*
    uhm

    • @heartlessnobody1143
      @heartlessnobody1143 Год назад +140

      That felt more Sad than anything to be honest

    • @Lordofbones96803
      @Lordofbones96803 Год назад +122

      Reminds me of when the french tweeted that they don't want war and then the next thing they posted said "However"

    • @Bmat-da-acoustic
      @Bmat-da-acoustic Год назад

      You see when fucking Jesus says this he is fucking serious. I am fucking shivering me timbers.

    • @povyouretiredbutdontwannasleep
      @povyouretiredbutdontwannasleep Год назад +84

      @@Lordofbones96803 "we created the geneva convention to stop cruelty, *However* "

    • @PronominalTerra439
      @PronominalTerra439 Год назад +22

      @@povyouretiredbutdontwannasleep oh god

  • @justsomewritingfan2202
    @justsomewritingfan2202 Год назад +886

    This would actually be pretty cool, I never thought I'd say I'd enjoy seeing Jesus Christ as a boss fight in a videogame.
    Even though I imagine a lot of people would get pissy about this, despite the fact this does adress why Jesus, a man famous for his kindness and forgiveness, would choose violence over forgiveness.

    • @PyreOManiac
      @PyreOManiac Год назад +59

      he saw that religion was just making mankind fight against each other and got pissed

    • @csmrookie9600
      @csmrookie9600 Год назад +101

      To be fair, Jesus is no pacifist, as he used a whip made out of cords to drive the moneylenders out of the temple and the people as well, even flipping the damn tables.

    • @atomicnumber202
      @atomicnumber202 Год назад +16

      ​@@csmrookie9600oh yeah I remember that

    • @deputy_of_comments
      @deputy_of_comments Год назад +13

      ​@@csmrookie9600yeah I remember seeing that table hit a guy.

    • @Chinesetakeout382
      @Chinesetakeout382 Год назад

      Yeah, the problem is that the kind of people who get mad at this kind of stuff have no media literacy. The same Christian’s who would get pissy at this got pissy at doom, a game where you literally kill all the demons and the devil. They can’t even see when a piece of media is somewhat on their side in that universe.

  • @crackheadengineer3716
    @crackheadengineer3716 Год назад +837

    Small detail I had an idea about.
    Jesus Prime would have holes on his palms to represent his crucifixion.
    He could also probably use either the boards from the crucifix or a whole crucifix for a weapon.

    • @KaioVA
      @KaioVA  Год назад +154

      He does have those, you just can't see em because the broken chunks of the cross cover them

    • @the_furry_inside_your_walls639
      @the_furry_inside_your_walls639 Год назад +59

      Minos has his snakes, Sisyphus has his bomb. What would Jesus's ranged attack be?

    • @crackheadengineer3716
      @crackheadengineer3716 Год назад +94

      @@the_furry_inside_your_walls639 "the light of allah" -Maxor

    • @ilalebisap1
      @ilalebisap1 Год назад +22

      ​@@crackheadengineer3716 cant argue with that

    • @TheCombine1130
      @TheCombine1130 Год назад +12

      well that would be kinda bad beacause another game used it so maybe just like the whole cross in his monolouge but then break out

  • @Swordsmachinegaming93
    @Swordsmachinegaming93 Год назад +1429

    During Jesus Prime's death monologue, instead of him bursting into beams of light like Minos and Sisyphus, I see that he falls to his knees, and begins cracking, before yelling the "ANSWER ME FATHER!" Line, reaching up with one hand out, before noticing it starting to fade to dust, before the rest of him BREAKS soon after, with only the beating heart left for V1 to destroy with a revolver shot, and fully destroying the Son of God.
    Edit: YO WHERE DID ALL OF YOU COME FROM WITH THESE LIKES LIKE JESUS CHRIST (No, not that guy over there fighting the funny blue Go-Pro)

    • @RayanfhoulaBR
      @RayanfhoulaBR Год назад +217

      Your aim is locked onto his heart, you are unable to move and your only weapon is the revolver that started this unholy crusade. There is only one way out.
      As you shoot it, the screen quickly turns to black before the ultrakill title shows up, and the credits roll.
      The entire cinema breaks into tears.

    • @ultraisb2288
      @ultraisb2288 Год назад +190

      @@RayanfhoulaBR "You're strong, Son of God. But I am the Ultrakill."
      Me crying asf in the cinema

    • @Thesoupscoop
      @Thesoupscoop Год назад +117

      @@RayanfhoulaBR box office earnings 12 Ultrakillion dollars

    • @LocalToaster.
      @LocalToaster. Год назад +49

      @@Thesoupscoop that could be quite a lot of ricoshots

    • @shmangomango7253
      @shmangomango7253 Год назад +25

      @@Thesoupscoop Tbh man I think it isn't worth that much. I think it should cost at most a fist full of dollars.

  • @Neko_med
    @Neko_med Год назад +147

    I like to think that he stays silent the entire fight because he has no hatred against you but rather a willingness to end it all already

  • @Bcwarfare
    @Bcwarfare Год назад +2148

    Jesus Hakita Christ

    • @KaioVA
      @KaioVA  Год назад +219

      The “H” in Jesus H Christ stands for “Hakita”

    • @cannonsword1
      @cannonsword1 Год назад +30

      @@KaioVA jesus hakita chakitarist

    • @ThatOneAltAccount143
      @ThatOneAltAccount143 Год назад +12

      Arsi "hakita" christ

    • @moceone1
      @moceone1 Год назад +13

      if you translate hakita it will say “chopped”

    • @justsmallyt985
      @justsmallyt985 Год назад +8

      @@moceone1 and the art of jesus in the video has no head. funny

  • @_pixlz
    @_pixlz Год назад +505

    god, I love the play on words for this one.
    the only begotten son, changed to the only forgotten son. and the death monologue, clearly a reference to when jesus was about to die on the cross when he said, “Father, why have you abandoned me?”
    Amazing work, you’ve earned a sub.

  • @NumberOnePochitaFan
    @NumberOnePochitaFan Год назад +442

    I Feel like Jesus Prime would look similar to Minos' prime form, due to them both being kind and just, and a faceless head too, with the crown being the earth instead of a city, as he put all of humanity above himself. And he would also be transparent as he was honest, and also have the oversized heart like Minos (the kindness).

    • @doverboy1
      @doverboy1 9 месяцев назад +7

      As the kindest person to ever live, a blank face is an understatement, no head at all fits him.

    • @NumberOnePochitaFan
      @NumberOnePochitaFan 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@doverboy1 errr reminds me of a certain yellow fella

    • @cintrashbin
      @cintrashbin 9 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@NumberOnePochitaFanwell he does still have a face but his head is just a ball of light cuz he got decapitated by Gabriel

  • @stevendelong5259
    @stevendelong5259 Год назад +114

    going into the final room of the sanctum, you find the heart itself, the giant, beating heart of the monster itself.
    the heart of hell. You know what you must do. And after a long, hard fight, you see the thing that has been keeping the heart beating this entire time.
    The prime soul of god's own son.

  • @Mint_P_Cane
    @Mint_P_Cane Год назад +247

    Remember that minos shouts his attacks before attacking? And sisyphus shouts his attacks in the middle attack, Jesus however would just straight away fight you no warnings just straight his attack pattern.

    • @Tomioka274
      @Tomioka274 Год назад +48

      "he will come down,whitout any warning when"

    • @epicnightmare5600
      @epicnightmare5600 Год назад +29

      That would actually be scarier instead of hearing "judgement" before you die you just get hit

    • @UltimaDoombotMK1
      @UltimaDoombotMK1 Год назад +34

      Idea (that was from another P-3 discussion) He announces them after hitting you.
      *Kills V1*
      "Penance!"
      *Kills V1 again*
      "Pay for your crimes!"
      *Kills V1 a third time*
      "This is God's might!"

    • @iancortescontreras6084
      @iancortescontreras6084 Год назад +7

      Rain of spiders

    • @bacon6255
      @bacon6255 Год назад +5

      ​@@iancortescontreras6084"Dont be afraid john"

  • @HotFuss-gd9qr
    @HotFuss-gd9qr Год назад +176

    Damn, the line "ANSWER ME FATHER" sent chills down my spine. Truly shows that God has abandoned earth. Great performance. ❤

    • @marrvynswillames4975
      @marrvynswillames4975 23 дня назад

      Isnt the Ultrakill God dead?

    • @Kratosgolovach
      @Kratosgolovach 11 дней назад +1

      @@marrvynswillames4975 no, he just abandoned them all

    • @secondbeamship
      @secondbeamship 10 дней назад

      A part of God still lingers on the Earth.

    • @secondbeamship
      @secondbeamship 10 дней назад

      @@Kratosgolovach In some sense those are the same things.

  • @skeleton9476
    @skeleton9476 Год назад +249

    Due to the pure madness and randomness of Ultrakill I expect the 3rd song to be named something like "Ordinance" so Order, War, Ordinance, all form the fanservice word.

    • @raidensippingcoffeeverycal2115
      @raidensippingcoffeeverycal2115 Год назад +40

      O.W.O
      order.war.ordinance

    • @skeleton9476
      @skeleton9476 Год назад +34

      ​@@raidensippingcoffeeverycal2115 And trust me
      Since there are official body pillows
      There's a chance of such things happening

    • @Nemesical_Kari
      @Nemesical_Kari Год назад +9

      OwO

    • @NOT-Michael-the-YTTG-ceo
      @NOT-Michael-the-YTTG-ceo Год назад +7

      I think it should be called "disobedience" since Jesus is ment to forgive all that has sinned but for V1 he dose not.
      Therefore, he is disobeying the farther
      As for the "answer me Father" it is meant to represent him trying to understand why he was abandoned after he was killed and why his farther did not save him

    • @skeleton9476
      @skeleton9476 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@NOT-Michael-the-YTTG-ceo That works too, honestly! But, something with O would make things funny, so only time will tell

  • @kenempay9001
    @kenempay9001 Год назад +42

    HE'S HOLDING THE PARTS THAT ARE NAILED TO HIS HANDS

  • @monke_1.085
    @monke_1.085 Год назад +104

    Holy shit, wonderful performance, and that “Answer me father!” Line was amazing, thank you for the video and amazing work

  • @everyonesleastfavoriteoxym2661
    @everyonesleastfavoriteoxym2661 Год назад +491

    Oh my God! This is so cool, I never imagined anyone to genuinely think any my shitty fanmade lines were cool! Thank you, this was well done!
    Edit: That "ANSWER ME FATHER" sent chills down my spine!

    • @klortikterra4423
      @klortikterra4423 Год назад +13

      it shows that god. has really... truely... given up here... he thought it would be to much of a hassle to run the humanity experiment again so he just... left.

    • @sunbreakerqueenofbronze621
      @sunbreakerqueenofbronze621 Год назад +6

      @@klortikterra4423or perhaps God truly is dead…

    • @santiagoindisguise7289
      @santiagoindisguise7289 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@sunbreakerqueenofbronze621 nah, he probably just went to create another species on another world or something.

  • @ivanedugameworld9872
    @ivanedugameworld9872 Год назад +204

    I can completely respect it as a christian, accurate model to when he was crucified, and i just love it

  • @IvaadenFebbs
    @IvaadenFebbs Год назад +58

    This is actually highkey awesome! that end monologue sends extreme chills down the spine!

  • @chesvap
    @chesvap Год назад +66

    I think that Jesus should be red for 3 reasons: 1) sudden change from someone who forgives to someone who kills; 2) minos was blue and red, Sisyphus was yellow and red, so the last one should be red and red.
    3) blood.

    • @domino-vi6ns
      @domino-vi6ns Год назад +4

      thatd also complete the 3 primary colors...so yup sounds about right-

  • @Dreiasaiy_IDK
    @Dreiasaiy_IDK Год назад +47

    I seriously hope this is going to be in Ultrakill.
    Good work on the voice acting too.

  • @Unknowntrashcan
    @Unknowntrashcan Год назад +57

    I feel like a unique thing is that if you stood near him you would start taking damage since he turns your blood into wine or something

    • @dehydratedair
      @dehydratedair Год назад +8

      drunkbot v1

    • @stupidna
      @stupidna 9 месяцев назад +5

      V1 gets drunk and passes out

    • @justwildan3963
      @justwildan3963 4 месяца назад +3

      "insert clip of omega getting high but replaced with v1"

    • @MyUsernameIsGoofy
      @MyUsernameIsGoofy 2 месяца назад +1

      Or it makes your screen wobbly since alcohol

  • @RadShiba
    @RadShiba Год назад +49

    Love to see MCN’s mixes get the love they deserve! Very weldone dub my man! You did it justice

  • @1LazyMF
    @1LazyMF Год назад +34

    the feeling of fear i felt when he said "to not forgive, goes against my very nature... *however...*" in unbelievable, even considering this is *jesus christ* we're talking to

  • @404NameNotFound.
    @404NameNotFound. Год назад +25

    I love the idea of Jesus resurrecting every time you kill him, first time thanking God, after his second "death" being concerned no one answers until eventually after "dying" a third time - realizing no one can, preceding with the death monologue when his soul shatters

  • @sunfall-h2c
    @sunfall-h2c Год назад +37

    I got ideas for dialogue
    Basic hit : you will fall
    Up down hit: travesty
    Air launch : shatterment
    Left right attacks: in the Holy Spirit
    The attacks are based off of Sisyphus and Minos , a combination of all their attacks

  • @3_7_5_6_4
    @3_7_5_6_4 Год назад +25

    Instead of saying "i aint gonna sugarcoat it", i can imagine him saying "i aint gonna forgive it"

  • @AkumaTheUhh
    @AkumaTheUhh Год назад +10

    You know you fucked up when the prime soul of jesus says "To not forgive, goes against my very nature, however."

  • @blockeontheleafeon
    @blockeontheleafeon Год назад +26

    I have an idea. What if Jesus Prime was the P-P Boss. He's the ultimate reward after you P Rank everything. Including the Prime Bosses. Judas Prime fits very well as Act 3's Prime Boss with its Layers of Hell, so having Jesus Prime be the ultimate Prime Boss after you've done everything else just fits into place.

  • @shakibkhosro6322
    @shakibkhosro6322 Год назад +12

    I swear if this is actually a thing in the game we should give all the credit to you cuz you deserve it

  • @thatoneguy2588
    @thatoneguy2588 Год назад +11

    Bro that "ANSWER ME FATHER" gave me goosebumps well fucking done

  • @genericusername1997
    @genericusername1997 Год назад +23

    Everyone gangsta till the prime soul says "however"

  • @bullet_outsmarter_5000
    @bullet_outsmarter_5000 Год назад +42

    This death monolog hits hard when you realize that canonically, god abandoned humanity

    • @speedsteer937
      @speedsteer937 8 месяцев назад +3

      He's probably so confused as to why god would do this,combined with the anguish he was feeling since he just went against his own nature to be kind since he tried to kill us the scream of anger sadness and panic hits really hard

  • @KadenKenz
    @KadenKenz Год назад +32

    You've got an amazing tone

  • @vitorvale5668
    @vitorvale5668 Год назад +19

    Maybe in phrase 2 he could be like 'this wont be my last supurb' before having holes appear in his palms and wings appear on his back to represnt how he wants to be a guardian angel to humanity despite them crucifiyng him

  • @eddthe9th
    @eddthe9th Год назад +8

    Jesus Crist- He's no longer crusifucking around

  • @Riuky0
    @Riuky0 Год назад +33

    Welp with the jesus and judas prime dubs and concepts I now want them to fight each other

    • @KaioVA
      @KaioVA  Год назад +3

      🤔

    • @justabrokezombie6252
      @justabrokezombie6252 Год назад +3

      "Get ready to receive some holy spirit."

    • @SzymonSubrian
      @SzymonSubrian 7 дней назад

      maybe jesus prime as a secret boss, and judas prime as the primary boss

  • @zachariewinters2335
    @zachariewinters2335 Год назад +13

    I had in mind a line that would come after "To not forgive is against my nature" that would have gone something like "However; As my father has abandoned us, i am afraid i can forgive no longer, and it is now my task to judge" leaning into the Murder of minos breaking of sisyphuse line.

  • @tree7755
    @tree7755 Год назад +3

    "To not forgive my fellow humans goes against my very nature.
    However...
    You are not human."

  • @Flowery0
    @Flowery0 Год назад +10

    I really like the "a savior for the savior" comment on the music video

  • @green3160
    @green3160 Год назад +29

    Now i actually want Jesus to be in P-3

    • @jakeroku6494
      @jakeroku6494 Год назад +1

      I don't think it'd be possible for two reasons.
      1 - Jesus is God, so he would've left with the Father and Holy Spirit (Holy Trinity)
      2 - The only reason Jesus came was to forgive the sins of mankind. If God abandoned humanity, than he would've never sent Jesus.
      (This is coming from a Christian too. If they could explain both of these issues, I wouldn't mind seeing Jesus as the P-3 fight.)

  • @disreconnect
    @disreconnect Год назад +2

    damn bro the ANSWER ME FATHER gave me fucking chills, good work dude

  • @gaster2411
    @gaster2411 6 месяцев назад +3

    imagine if jesus prime just wears a giant metal crucifix the first half of the fight, only fighting you with melee, and then he just fucking rips the crucifix off his back and starts beating your ass with it
    also jesus prime would probably have only the hitbox of his heart and circularory system, since he would just be transparent of his honesty
    he would also be the size of 10 fucking earthmovers since practically everyone on earth has heard about and knows him

  • @defnothankjwimbleton3475
    @defnothankjwimbleton3475 Год назад +11

    You know, Jesus was supposed to be more of a shitpost. This is pretty freaking cool.

  • @ignis2638
    @ignis2638 Год назад +10

    The thing about Jesus prime is that there is a chance, Jesus and the zealous paints a much different picture and you could make it so that, the angels did not like Jesus or God's attempts to forgive mankind and so the angels imprisoned him in hell, and so he was betrayed, and so he betrayed the very idea he once was and instead of being the lamb, he made others the lamb of sacrifice. And so the Angels forced him down into the final layer to contain him for as long as they could, the first prime, the first to fight heaven...

    • @ignis2638
      @ignis2638 Год назад

      Oh yay, KaioVA likes my comment

  • @aydinmakesthings
    @aydinmakesthings Год назад +1

    "Lamb of Iron"
    I've never heard a more bad ass way to say "Robot" in my entire life.

  • @CelestialProotDIY
    @CelestialProotDIY Год назад +5

    That death monologue was actually phenomenal considering the lore of the game.

  • @pedrurep7022
    @pedrurep7022 Год назад +2

    i was actually thinking about Jesus appearing in Ultrakill and then RUclips recommends me this video, what a great algorithm

  • @clumsypanda7433
    @clumsypanda7433 5 месяцев назад +3

    0:58 the anger in his voice is amazing. Shows how good of a king minos was.

  • @shlapneek
    @shlapneek 4 месяца назад +1

    genially, it goes SO HARD i hope hakita will notice and possibly add it in game

  • @alesio2946
    @alesio2946 Год назад +9

    The saddest of all monologues… well made

  • @reeky_one
    @reeky_one Год назад +23

    alright i get it
    nobody is going to beat jesus prime

  • @Reel-Lou
    @Reel-Lou Год назад +4

    The fact that you can still see the wounds on hes body makes it even more sad to have to kill him...

  • @joaquimalves1365
    @joaquimalves1365 Год назад +2

    "GET READY TO RECIEVE SOME HOLY SPIRIT" and he absolutely shreds you

  • @luyenchu1690
    @luyenchu1690 Год назад +5

    Jesus and Judas is right now best fanmade Prime soul for Ultrakill fans rn for real

  • @hosseinesouffou4408
    @hosseinesouffou4408 Год назад +13

    "And let... blood... spill" i felt goosebumbs

    • @AlexEvans-od4ir
      @AlexEvans-od4ir 10 месяцев назад +1

      Unfortunately for him it was HIS blood as opposed to V1

    • @hosseinesouffou4408
      @hosseinesouffou4408 10 месяцев назад

      @AlexEvans-od4ir oh no, it's not blood it's wine

    • @AlexEvans-od4ir
      @AlexEvans-od4ir 10 месяцев назад

      So Jesus has gone from a sober and hungry robot trying to kill him to a drunk robot that is so utterly smashed that it isn't aware of its own hunger. This has improved his situation drastically.@@hosseinesouffou4408

  • @sansgamer1351
    @sansgamer1351 Год назад +6

    "creature of steel" "lamb of iron" "contruction of humanity" "machine" bro its a fricking robot whats next? "Object of murder"?

  • @gruuuub
    @gruuuub Год назад +6

    Kneel before me! - Jesus sends a cross flying at you that deals 25 damage, you can either parry or dodge, if it hits you. You will be temporarily crouching and your fist cooldown is longer than normal while you slowly take hard damage, you can dash while the cross is still on you but your stamina wont regenerate.

  • @-_-Q-_-
    @-_-Q-_- Год назад +2

    Death Monologue is so heartbreaking when you understand that Jesus seen that God disappeared and STILL got hope to hear his voice one more time...

  • @ultraisb2288
    @ultraisb2288 Год назад +11

    The death line hits harder than fucking sisyphus prime, or maybe harder than Jesus himself, damn

  • @kiu8273
    @kiu8273 Год назад +23

    I didnt know Jesus is in Dante Inferno

  • @fenrirsrage4609
    @fenrirsrage4609 Год назад +4

    I see that sneaky Fight of Gods reference where he uses parts of the cross he was crucified in to fight.

  • @Omori-uhh
    @Omori-uhh 3 месяца назад +1

    Jesus prime when all the machine's (v1, v2, swordsmanship, mindflayer, gutterman, guttertank, and street cleaner) yell "TOGETHER! WE ARE *ULTRAKILL!* " while fighting, before throwing 1000 coins into the air: 😰

  • @xoda1129
    @xoda1129 Год назад +3

    That however feels like its gonna be personal, he will not answer prays or mercy
    He will answer your fear with the only time you wont recive forgivenes of your actions

  • @smilexxf
    @smilexxf 22 дня назад

    That fan dub and design if there exist a jesus prime its muack, beautiful

  • @hi_me69420
    @hi_me69420 Год назад +5

    Ideas for attacks:
    "Do not resist." Jesus teleports to the side of V1 and kicks it
    "Rest." Similar to virtue's beam thing.
    Jesus summons a sword made out of light and attempts to slash V1 after the beam.
    "Through humanity your kind has been made..." Jesus does an axe kick
    (Part 2 of previous line) "And through your kind they have been destroyed!" Then Jesus slams the ground creating a shockwave
    "Bread to flesh, wine to blood..." Jesus summons a sword made of light and slashes forward 2 times.
    If he's hit during this move, instead of blood wine comes out and temporarily blurs V1's vision
    (Part 2 of previous line) "...iron to scrap." Then summons virtue beams around him
    (Phase 2) "Forgiveness is beyond you." He gains his robe thingy
    (When V1 respawns) "Why do you persist?"
    "You shall be forgotten." Jesus winds up and does a quick uppercut, now doing a punch which leaves a shockwave
    "Be crucified for your sins." Jesus creates 2 swords of light, now slashing forwards in a cross shape.
    (If Jesus Prime is actually the 3rd prime soul I hope in the first phase Jesus just doesn't fight, like the concept of @Doodle Spiral in the comments)

  • @apexblodhunder
    @apexblodhunder Год назад +5

    that last line gave me the chills bro

  • @DishwasherPotato
    @DishwasherPotato Год назад +5

    mcn did NOT have to go that hard on that beatdrop fr

  • @dimadovgsn7623
    @dimadovgsn7623 Год назад +1

    Welcome back Jesus Prime, long time no see

  • @TheBunny-0110
    @TheBunny-0110 Год назад +6

    Man, your dub are amazing

  • @boshi3698
    @boshi3698 Год назад

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE THE END OF THE BEGINNING SO MUCH!!!
    (I was the one to suggest the change to the final portion of tracey8121's monologue with the let blood spill portion, so it makes me very happy hearing it said aloud and its so cool! You did super well btw very nice voice!)

  • @theendbringermenace
    @theendbringermenace Год назад +5

    cool concept
    i still like sisyphus's personality more tho
    the "Come forth, Child of Man. And Die." is just so fucking badass

  • @yrowe
    @yrowe Год назад +1

    ultrakill fans got some talent i am constantly impressed by this community

  • @Gwolf7654
    @Gwolf7654 2 месяца назад +3

    The level could be called “the last nail in the cross”

  • @hesfallen
    @hesfallen Год назад +1

    The "And on the third day" line goes SO hard as this is p-3, The third fight

  • @jothaheel
    @jothaheel 2 месяца назад +3

    Death monolougue version 2: FATHER INTO YOUR HANDS I COMMEND MY SPIRIT! FATHER INTO YOUR HANDS... WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?!

  • @Cody357
    @Cody357 9 месяцев назад

    The line delivery of "ANSWER ME, FATHER!" legitimately gave me chills.

  • @ilikemaccaroni28
    @ilikemaccaroni28 Год назад +5

    I said this on a different video, but Jesus Prime is the only thing that could make me go to church.

  • @bob-xy1bd
    @bob-xy1bd 10 месяцев назад +1

    "If forgiveness is what you seek, then depart from me, for I never knew you."

  • @ethangriffin3935
    @ethangriffin3935 Год назад +5

    tbh, a better followup to "if forgiveness is what you seek" might be "You shall not find it here."

  • @aonbrogan8266
    @aonbrogan8266 5 месяцев назад +1

    Glad that both the God of War and Ultrakill fandoms agree that Jesus is about to beat the brakes off the MC of their settings.

  • @spoonaddict8805
    @spoonaddict8805 Год назад +7

    Imagine if the p3 boss were to be Able from Caine and Able. Him having come to terms with his eternal life, the world he lives in, and having understood God's past actions and why he left, finally finds himself a new meaning in he's eternal life. To redeem himself for what he did to Caine and succeed where God failed, only to be conflicted by v1's actions, seeing no reason in their actions but to cause bloodshed and death.

  • @jasonstaley7051
    @jasonstaley7051 6 месяцев назад

    I can tell your favorite monologue is Minos Prime's. But this is really cool.

  • @wack-D-Doodle
    @wack-D-Doodle Год назад +11

    I wouldn't understand how jesus out of all people would end up in hell, in fact, that would be an incredible plot point; after God has left his throne, Jesus was found sinned by the counsil, sent to hell. But due to his devine body, he could only revive as a Prime Soul

    • @KaioVA
      @KaioVA  Год назад +6

      You a prophet or somethin?

    • @bellAa_akaPlusheen
      @bellAa_akaPlusheen Год назад

      ​@@KaioVAshhhh he might be gabriel in disguise

  • @mrpepper8383
    @mrpepper8383 Год назад +1

    “Aight you’re forgiven my child, time to go right the wrongs and fix the problem left behind by my father. Just, ease up on the killing now”

  • @terminator9489
    @terminator9489 Год назад +2

    everybody's gangsta until jesus stops forgiving

  • @Anatoliy_Chingishan
    @Anatoliy_Chingishan Год назад +3

    I just thought, this is very well included in the lore

  • @buiyifikir1078
    @buiyifikir1078 Год назад +2

    I AM THE SOOOOON OFFF GOOO-
    wait a second , wait a second

  • @realityoverdrive4059
    @realityoverdrive4059 Год назад +3

    "Construct of man, your deeds are known to me. Though hell hath kept me captive in this prison of flesh. The Murder of King Minos, the slaying of Sisyphus and the Genocide you and your metal kin committed. These things can not be forgiven, even though it goes against mine very nature. This shall be YOUR last supper, and, ye, shall, Par-TAKE!"

  • @SHOK.ver.RED.
    @SHOK.ver.RED. 8 месяцев назад +2

    "BLASPHEMY AGAINST THE HOOOOLLLYYY SPIRRRRAAAT"

  • @Sponk233
    @Sponk233 Год назад +7

    This give Minos vibes all the way imagine how scary this fight would be

  • @Benrex4ever
    @Benrex4ever 8 месяцев назад

    Yooo this would be pretty sick knowing ultrakill's lore, good imagination, and lets hope it becomes real

  • @MegaICS
    @MegaICS Год назад +6

    p-3 will be an eldritch horror composed of a disfigured amalgamation of all the fan made p-3 bosses

    • @MegaICS
      @MegaICS Год назад +3

      the theme song will just be static noise

    • @roiwelboren9302
      @roiwelboren9302 Год назад +1

      Plus that sould when shit gets close to radioactive stuff

    • @iamafuckingfailure
      @iamafuckingfailure Год назад +1

      it could be actually a thing
      like the first time heaven made the first flesh prison, they just kept shoving prime souls into it, thinking it would hold, until it hit critical mass and the prime amalgamation burst out, and now haunts a whole section of hell. entering the level would be kind of like the gauntlet before sisyphus, but its just old corpses of husks demons and angels alike, and you have to avoid fighting it like something wicked, until you reach the sanctum, kill the already heavely damaged flesh prison that was acting as a more powerful idol for the prime souls, and then you kill them

  • @dy_rot.mp4
    @dy_rot.mp4 11 месяцев назад

    god the "ANSWER ME FATHER" made me shiver