I remember watching _A tale of two Stans_ for the first time on TV many years ago and I was just sitting there with my jaw open, I watched that episode again just recently and it makes me sad.
They say the biggest argument between Stan and Ford revolved around what to do when life gives you lemons. Stan believed you should call them yellow oranges and sell them for double the price, while Ford insisted that you make the lemons combustible and burn life's house down with them.
@weirdnessfades "this is the sort of thing that a responsible parent wouldnt want you kids doing... good thing im an uncle! AVENGE ME KIDS!!! AVENGE ME!!!!!"
his line deliveries are perfect and i remember alex saying he could get them done in like, one/very few takes lol. absolute goat. no one else could've nailed the balance between Self Important Scientist and Absolute Goofball Nerd like he did
Actually, Journal 3 is available in this dimension, which gives a lot of background information to Ford before the show and even explains what happened to him when he was in the multiverse.
well speaking of context, we now have the context. (spoiler warning of course) in the book of bill, bill at one point tells stanford he's sent a friend to steal his eyes. shortly after, ford made the decision to call stanley for help
I always thought that it was either. 1) a sleep deprived Ford being extremely paranoid. Or 2) referring to the Blind Eye, which we know would have existed by then due to it definitely having been after Mcgucket left post accidentally going through the portal, thus meaning the "steal my eyes" meaning "erase my memory of all this progress I've done."
I found it “cute” (per-say) when Ford was like “I-I have a niece and nephew..greetings! Do kids still say greetings? I haven’t been in this dimension in a long time..”
I loved that moment, too. It was just a tiny glimpse for him into a life he missed and you can kinda hear a hint of remorse or sadness in his voice upon learning about them
well, imagine how damn *rude* it would be if you just showed up to your home dimension after 30 years and left to go to hell without even saying hi to the relatives. He needs to bring dipper, so they know it wasn't planned.
@@darthbedlammasterofdueling4519a CEO for aperture (the company for the development for the portel gun) he's a classic unethically morally CEO spens too much money too fast and gives to many pink slip to count (he fired a man on a wheelchair) but he was slowly dying and told lab boy to put his consciousness to a computer.
If Disney ever wanted to do a crossover with their animated shows, Ford would be the best protagonist. He's canonically visited the Boiling Isles, and I wouldn't be surprised if he's gone to other places too.
One thing we should have gotten is in the end Credit scene of Roadside attraction Dipper telling Ford what happened and Ford replying with "I want pictures of Spider-woman"
Stanford is my favorite genius guy, he stood up to his enemy Bill and he and Dipper get along together(which is awesome). In conclusion. Stanford Pines has always been my favorite character ever since i watched A Tale Of Two Stans.
@@moathalmaghlouth8262 Bill told Ford if he didn't open the portal in 72 hours he was gonna send someone to steal his eyes and that they were really good at it
@@moathalmaghlouth8262bill possessed ford and called Stanley to visit ford and than in fords dream bill said he sent Simone to steal his eyes in 72 hours (when Stanley was going to arrive)
*J.K. Simmons* is the perfect voice for Ford and he's an amazing badass character. I'm actually working a revival series proposal to Alex Hirsch to continue Gravity Falls in Disney+, with the *main voice actors* returning. I'm also adding new characters, such as Dipper's new best friends. Kinda like the new iCarly in Paramount+ which continues off from the original version in Nickelodeon. I was actually starting to love and miss this show that I want a revival series.
@@deerlacy3838 Look, it's been 6 years since the last episode was aired. Everyone loved that show. People were so emotional when it ended. So, I gotta do this. I gotta convince Alex to continue Gravity Falls after 6 or 7 years via a convincing email which I'm *also* working on right now.
@@SaktiV01 Maybe its best that the show stays how it is i mean its already perfect you don't really dont need to touch it anymore it should just be Gravity Falls
In Weirdmageddon Part 3 him and Stan have a wholesome moment where Animals aren't allowed onto thee bus Mabel and Dipper are going on and they both threaten the bus driver to let Waddles on.
"Stan called me when he found Mabel like this. It's a good thing I'm great at charades." "Okay guys, things are about to get two-dimensional. Say goodbye to your width!" "Keep an eye out for anything... _Lovecrafty."_ "Well, it's best to know when you've been bested. And _you've_ been bested!"
I always saw the show in latam Spanish, and I have to say that his voice in English is awesome,the sofistic and rebel vertion of a voice in both twins ✨
ford:DIPPER MY FACE IS ONE FIRE! Dipper:I’m coming! ford:my face isn’t on fire I just wanted you to get here fast. Dipper:but your face is on fire. Ford:it’s faster than shaving
Wow, I never heard the "so this is how the world ends, not with a bang but with a cuckoo" and I love it, never thought I'd hear J. K. Simmons say "cuckoo"
My favorite Ford line is when he played a government agent and asked for their floppy disks and was given a USB drive
Boomer moment
But a cool boomer nonetheless
His excuse is that he's been trapped in another dimension for 30 years.
@@Kyleplaysgames567well it’s a good excuse
"Floppy disks and uh...8 tracks" 😂 almost no one reacts to that joke on reaction channels, and it's such a good one
I remember watching _A tale of two Stans_ for the first time on TV many years ago and I was just sitting there with my jaw open, I watched that episode again just recently and it makes me sad.
I remember it like it was yesterday. It's still just as heartbreaking.
Watching it when it first came out is an experience that cannot be compared to anything
Omg me too!!!
I balled my eyes out
i literally cried on that episode
They say the biggest argument between Stan and Ford revolved around what to do when life gives you lemons. Stan believed you should call them yellow oranges and sell them for double the price, while Ford insisted that you make the lemons combustible and burn life's house down with them.
Oh I just found the best comment.
DONT MAKE YELLOW ORANGE-ADE! MAKE LIFE TAKE THEIR LEMONS BACK! GET MAD! I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!
FORD WANTED TO BECOME KAJII FROM BSD?? 😭😭
@@elijahmaser7567"WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO WITH THESE!? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? IM THE MAN WHOS GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS!"
Holy shit, I FORGOT he was Cave Johnson!
I forgot how awesome of a character Ford is.
he's great
Henry Ford's a legend
@@Necro-swrong person lmao
I often use "WHO IS IT?! HAVE YOU COME TO STEAL MY EYES!??!" When answering the door or a call.
Thanks for the great idea.
Stealing that
Good idea
Good news, the book of bill gave us context for it!
now i know a great way to answer when solicitors come by, at last!
I love how he just casually gives Mable a crossbow with zero hesitation. Definition of a cool uncle lol 💀
I mean Stan would have done the same too.
@@Nameless82284Stan would do it without even questioning the morality of it
@@weirdnessfades He would do it BECAUSE of the inmorality of it
@weirdnessfades "this is the sort of thing that a responsible parent wouldnt want you kids doing... good thing im an uncle! AVENGE ME KIDS!!! AVENGE ME!!!!!"
@@reapordeath"there is no way on Earth you're setting off these dangerous, illegal fireworks."
"...without me"
Fun fact: it's cannon Ford thought soos was an alien at first
you aren't wrong.
I mean, that was one of his first lines
Racism
@@cookimaus1how
@@breblikesquirrelig because Soos is latino but as a latino myself I think that's an incredibly stupid connection to make so dw they're onto nothing
Jk simmons really is an amazing voice actor. He brings so much to ford
I love him. If he did an audiobook, I couldn't stop listening.
To me it’s just as memorable as Jonah Jameson
@@sav.was.here.
Agreed
@@christianaguiare544 And Omi-Man.
his line deliveries are perfect and i remember alex saying he could get them done in like, one/very few takes lol. absolute goat. no one else could've nailed the balance between Self Important Scientist and Absolute Goofball Nerd like he did
I love how Ford charecter is so serious but so hilarious at the same time. Like Bill.
I wish we could have learned where ford was for 30 years.
@@darthbedlammasterofdueling4519 He was jumping different universes. Probably a lot. But I guess we’ll never know.
@darthbedlammasterofdueling4519
Read Journal 3
Actually, Journal 3 is available in this dimension, which gives a lot of background information to Ford before the show and even explains what happened to him when he was in the multiverse.
@@darthbedlammasterofdueling4519
There’s a theory that he had run ins with Rick Sanchez
I forgot how hilarious the 'HAVE YOU COME TO STEAL MY EYES?' line is without context
well speaking of context, we now have the context.
(spoiler warning of course)
in the book of bill, bill at one point tells stanford he's sent a friend to steal his eyes. shortly after, ford made the decision to call stanley for help
It's funny even with context tbh
I always thought that it was either.
1) a sleep deprived Ford being extremely paranoid.
Or 2) referring to the Blind Eye, which we know would have existed by then due to it definitely having been after Mcgucket left post accidentally going through the portal, thus meaning the "steal my eyes" meaning "erase my memory of all this progress I've done."
Dipper: But your face is actually on fire.
Ford: Yes. It's much faster than shaving.
And easier
Wh - why
Just why be a furry
Its not good
You have lost your way
@@Redbird_ ??? I'm not a furry I just like zootopia
@@Redbird_ 😐
@@wolfsanimated who tf is talkin with u
I am sayın to the orijinal commenter
I found it “cute” (per-say) when Ford was like “I-I have a niece and nephew..greetings! Do kids still say greetings? I haven’t been in this dimension in a long time..”
I loved that moment, too. It was just a tiny glimpse for him into a life he missed and you can kinda hear a hint of remorse or sadness in his voice upon learning about them
and then I was like "y-yes... kids still say g-greeting.."
Exactly that was so cute
"When gravity falls and earth becomes sky, fear the beast with just one eye." - Fiddleford McGucket
Damn, they really foreshadowed weirdmageddon
This line hit different 😢
I just love how Ford is just winging all of his missions and has little to no certainty of how dangerous it is but still brings Dipper anyway
well, imagine how damn *rude* it would be if you just showed up to your home dimension after 30 years and left to go to hell without even saying hi to the relatives.
He needs to bring dipper, so they know it wasn't planned.
@@GunSpyEnthusiast He didn’t bring Dipper at first
@@christianaguiare544 He started to realize how rude it would be to die after the first couple of close calls.
ford: .. i began to keep a journal
dipper: fan girls over the journals and screams again
ford: just.. going to ignore that
The fact that J.K. Simmons also voiced Cave Johnson, with the same exact voice, makes everything that much better.
Whose cave johnson.
@@darthbedlammasterofdueling4519 a character from the game portal 2.
@@darthbedlammasterofdueling4519a CEO for aperture (the company for the development for the portel gun) he's a classic unethically morally CEO spens too much money too fast and gives to many pink slip to count (he fired a man on a wheelchair) but he was slowly dying and told lab boy to put his consciousness to a computer.
@@darthbedlammasterofdueling4519 also he played tenzin from the legend of korra
@@darthbedlammasterofdueling4519 Unethical ceo of Aperture Science from Portal 2.
If Disney ever wanted to do a crossover with their animated shows, Ford would be the best protagonist. He's canonically visited the Boiling Isles, and I wouldn't be surprised if he's gone to other places too.
Ford Pines once said, "Your math is no match for my gun you idiot!"
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
Ford Pines once said "Its legal to give children weapons right? I haven't been in this dimension in a long time"
0:16 the only actual reason that's not a real firearm is because this is a kid's show
YOUR MATH IS NO MATCH FOR MY *GUN* YOU IDIOT!
0:33 i just realised this is foreshadowing to fake wendy and dipper during weirdmageddon
0:42 Only in América 🗣️📢🔥🦅🦅🔥🇺🇸🇺🇸💥💥💥💥
"That's... Going To Leave A Mark"
Ford Pines
I forgot that ford said some of my favorite lines in the show. And most of his lines is a bit underrated. Don’t ya think?
A great character
Man, JK Simmons is amazing as Ford. Is like the combination of J Jonah Jameson (Marvel) and Terrance Fletcher (Whiplash) Perfectly. 😄
Ford has more of a J.Jonah Jameson personality.
With a little bit of Cave Johnson thrown in.
One thing we should have gotten is in the end Credit scene of Roadside attraction Dipper telling Ford what happened and Ford replying with "I want pictures of Spider-woman"
@@MisterVercettiHECK YEAH! (holy moly they're both scientists)
Stanford is my favorite genius guy, he stood up to his enemy Bill and he and Dipper get along together(which is awesome). In conclusion. Stanford Pines has always been my favorite character ever since i watched A Tale Of Two Stans.
0:26 This makes sooo much more sense with the book of bill
Explain?
@@moathalmaghlouth8262 Bill told Ford if he didn't open the portal in 72 hours he was gonna send someone to steal his eyes and that they were really good at it
@@moathalmaghlouth8262bill possessed ford and called Stanley to visit ford and than in fords dream bill said he sent Simone to steal his eyes in 72 hours (when Stanley was going to arrive)
0:12 You don't seem to understand. Earth isn't yours to conquer.
skips 2 seconds forward
"YOUR MATH IS NO MATCH FOR MY GUN YOU IDIOT!"
He is so random sometimes it’s freaking hilarious
It's criminal how little we got to see of ford compared to the other characters
*YOUR MATH IS NO MATCH FOR MY GUN YOU IDIOT*
I love the writing in this show so much…
This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with a CuCkOo.
i like the “who are you? HAVE YOU BEEN COME TO STEEL MY EYES!?!” part
From: "Well call me for dinner" To "Well this is how the world ends"
*Of course it’s ok to give children weapons!*
1:53 Thank you so much for adding me! :)
Of course! :)
I'm always appaled by the fact that every time I rewatch the show there is always some kind of unique new content, please never let this stop.
"have you come to steal my eyes" hits SO different after tbob
I've used that "math gun" line more times than I expected to use it in my life 😂
IN THE OOK IT SAYES BILL SAID HE SENT SOMONE TO STEAL HIS EYES, AND HE SAYES "who is it, HAS HE COME TO STEAL MY EYES?! "
*book
0:27
My favorite character
I love the fact the J Jona Jameson voices him
"Grammer Stanley" -Stanford pines
“I’ll grammar Stanley YOU!” -Stanley Pines.
if there is ever going to be a bill cipher once said i would have a lot in mind🙃🙃🙃
I will neither confirm, nor deny. 👀
1:02, OMG!!!!! NOW I CAN FINALLY DIE PEACEFULLY!
I love ford because he was voiced by the same man who voiced Cave Johnson in Portal 1 & 2.
and j jonah jamison and omni man and tenzin and kai and the warden
I love the Portal games.
You know when like gives you lemons don’t make lemonade
@@Boifyoudont MAKE LIFE, TAKE THE LEMONS BACK
@@kaysrandomchannel4618 GET MAD!
Ford is my ✨FAVOURITE✨ like obviously he's a badass but he's also an adorable dork and I love him
"WHAT'RE YOU WAITING FOR, A KISS ON THE CHEEK?!"
You forgot "OH NO, THE IMPOSSIBEAST! Hey i thought they banned this character"
My BrOtHeR
-stanley 2023
The author of the journals, Cave Jonson
J.K Simmons always kills it.
“Princess unnatainabelle beckons you” best line
*J.K. Simmons* is the perfect voice for Ford and he's an amazing badass character. I'm actually working a revival series proposal to Alex Hirsch to continue Gravity Falls in Disney+, with the *main voice actors* returning. I'm also adding new characters, such as Dipper's new best friends. Kinda like the new iCarly in Paramount+ which continues off from the original version in Nickelodeon. I was actually starting to love and miss this show that I want a revival series.
You know what's a revival show, right? It's more different than a reboot.
Good luck with that dude. Alex is extremely adamant that he does not want to continue the show, either via season 3 or otherwise.
@@deerlacy3838 Look, it's been 6 years since the last episode was aired. Everyone loved that show. People were so emotional when it ended. So, I gotta do this. I gotta convince Alex to continue Gravity Falls after 6 or 7 years via a convincing email which I'm *also* working on right now.
Well he signed a several year contract with metflix :P
@@SaktiV01 Maybe its best that the show stays how it is i mean its already perfect you don't really dont need to touch it anymore it should just be Gravity Falls
I kinda like how both Stanley and Stanford is both stubborn in their own ways. Intellectually I mean.
another video
another 2 lovely minutes of laughing my ♡ss off the funny lines.Keep up the great work,pal!
Aww, thanks! 😊
haha in the book of bill bill says hes gonna get someone to steal his eyes so funny seeing this 00:26
thats why I have to keep is in this protective cheep plastic case :)
"I like this kid, she is weird "
Ford is just that one uncle that is the Chad of the family
1:11
Wild Magic Sorcerers be like:
"Dipper, my face is on fire!!"
Eh, that's me every summer.,
1:22 the boat name is stan o war, the ep name is a "A tale of two Stans".
0:57
Thank you for adding me
The greatest quote in all of gravity falls was by Grunkle Stanly: "LEFT HOOK!!!"
“Its okay to give children weapons right?” - Stanford Pines
“Dipper my face is on fire!”
“If my hands were
free I’d break every part of your face.”
What did Ford mean by You Didn't tell me there were children down here? Stan couldn't contact him for 30 years
Ford is my second favorite character.
0:26 WHO IS IT HAVE YOU COME TO STEAL MY EYES?!?!? best part
This is how the world ends not with a bang but with a bop bop
I like him i need him i love him
Mabel: “Is it possible?”
Ford: *hand waving*
AH?! my ears.. there so pointy?!
“Nah it’s just faster than shaving”
-Stanford pines
I love how every now and then you see that he shares quite a few similarities with Stanley
He’s so fine
i began to make the journals
In an alternate timeline ford said: when life gives you lemons don’t make lemonade
Ford: *"I want you to build me a portal"*
McGucket: *"Can you pay me in advance?"*
Ford: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂 *'Pay you for what? By standing there?"*
Great person.
In Weirdmageddon Part 3 him and Stan have a wholesome moment where Animals aren't allowed onto thee bus Mabel and Dipper are going on and they both threaten the bus driver to let Waddles on.
“What are you waiting for? a kiss on the cheek?”
In the end, they are both extremely unsocialized dorks that we love 🤣🤣🤣
"Stan called me when he found Mabel like this. It's a good thing I'm great at charades."
"Okay guys, things are about to get two-dimensional. Say goodbye to your width!"
"Keep an eye out for anything... _Lovecrafty."_
"Well, it's best to know when you've been bested. And _you've_ been bested!"
Bill:why did the old man do this
Stanford:this (gets turned into gold)
I always saw the show in latam Spanish, and I have to say that his voice in English is awesome,the sofistic and rebel vertion of a voice in both twins ✨
For how amazing he is he did NOT get enough screen time.
*wrangling an otherworldly squid monster*
AGH DON'T LET IT TASTE HUMAN FLESH
ford:DIPPER MY FACE IS ONE FIRE! Dipper:I’m coming! ford:my face isn’t on fire I just wanted you to get here fast. Dipper:but your face is on fire. Ford:it’s faster than shaving
△ We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when, oh I know we'll meet again some sunny day. △
Until now I thought Stan had all the best quotes but Ford has great ones, too 😂
Wow, I never heard the "so this is how the world ends, not with a bang but with a cuckoo" and I love it, never thought I'd hear J. K. Simmons say "cuckoo"
The way my jaw was dropped when we first saw Stanford
“see you next summer”😢
“Greetings” do children still say greetings I haven’t been in this dimension for a really long time
I was wondering where I’ve heard Ford’s voice before! JK Simmons has one hell of a range!