"If God Was Real He Would've Flicked Hitler's Head Off" | Eddie Izzard's Stripped | Universal Comedy
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Eddie Izzard has a lot to talk about, from their reason why God probably doesn't exist, to dinosaurs not having a clue about order and life.
Stripped is back to basics stand-up from Eddie Izzard, and is a continuation of her style of comedy, full of "stream-of-conscious banter and predilection for nonsensical detours and frequent tangents." Recorded live at the Lyric Theatre.
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"I'm not telling jokes, I'm just f**king around with the idea." Eddie in a nutshell.
Best line ever!
I think that explains perfectly why dinosaurs lasted so long. They lacked the capacity to destroy themselves.
... AND they didn't make up Gods ...
They also lacked the capacity to save themselves
@@Xune2000To be fair, Dinosaurs were just minded their own business when a giant space rock bonked them on the head.
Getting to see an Izzard show live is one of the great memories of my life. Living where I live you don't get many of the bucket list types. What an evening!
He is hilarious, smart and wearing a very spiffy jacket! ❤
I love watching Izzard no matter what they’re talking about.
Playing it safe on the pronoun there?
@@Primalxbeast They’ve said they use “she” when presenting more feminine and “he” when presenting more masculine, so “they” seemed reasonable.
@@twillabme Eddie changed to exclusively using female pronouns a couple of years ago, but I wouldn't expect everyone to know that, so "they" does sound like a safe option for someone unaware of that. She did used exclusively male pronouns for most of her life.
@@twillabme have you actually listened to yourself and decided that “I’ll use three pronoun sets for one person depending on how they feel” sounds logical? Really? People like you and Eddie Izzard have destroyed any mainstream empathy for the LGBTQ etc community, and it’s hurt the LGBs who’ve had nothing to do with this. Thanks for that.
@@Primalxbeast stop it. Get help.
First line of the Bible should have been "It's round" has to be the best argument I've ever heard for the Bible being fiction.
Best line in the Bible is the Bible : "In the beginning there was a word " . Literally
@@TNT-km2eg "The Word" not "A word." Literally. And the next section goes on to explain what it means by "The Word" I don't believe it, but don't misrepresent it.
"In all major religions we find men wearing dresses who seem to hate women." ~ a friend of mine.
Everyone that hates women joined the GOP
😂
I remember this guy from ocean's 12/13 movie. He ordered hot water for tea and asked the guy not to burn it. I thought it was hilarious 😂
Well, that’s random.
Not what I expected from Eddie & that made it even better.
I'm 60 and why am I just realising I love you.
I love this look and that jacket is sublime! Izzard is an all time fave. I know this is probably old, but always good! 👍💝💙😘✌
I love that person! Smart , entertaining, funny
💤💤💤💤👍
One of the best of all time!!🎉🎉🎉❤
I'm furious that I only recently discovered this guy! He is delightful, he's like the unholy offspring between Sean Lock and Tim Minchin!... Althow he is older, he is now my favourite comedian!
Older? He’s not older than Sean Lock. Nor you, by the looks of your picture.
If you haven’t seen it yet, his hit 1999 stand-up show Dress To Kill is a work of comedic genius. Probably on Netflix, Prime, or in bits & pieces on YT.
You’re in all sorts of trouble for saying “he”. Because he’s a she apparently.
I'm not used to the pronoun thing, but people should be whatever they want to be, he is much older than me, he is 60 I am 51 so I don't think he would mind
@@ledeyabaklykova Also the Circle: some of his most famous bits, like the Death Star Canteen and Stoned Olympics.
Best line is the writing on the wall : ( abbreviation) Alpha and Omega ( "cause I'm Alpha and Omega" )
Hitler flicked Hitler's head off.
Great logic why man's created religion is actually real😂
Or DID he??
@@joelonsdaleor did he do what?
@@jimdavison4077 Or DID he flick Hitler's head off? There are stories that he didn't and he escaped to Argentina...
Definitely brilliant. Look for the piece he did with dressage in it. You WON't regret it even if you have no idea what dressage even is!!!
This guy ran marathons back to back to raise money for charity. His comedy is exceptional. It's brilliant. He's a wonderful guy. Apparently, though, now we need to call him a she. Doesn't matter. She's still an awesome person.
Eddie also toured in Germany spoke German toured France spoke French and in england he spoke French and German.
Le senge c'est dents l'arbre !le chat c'est sur la table formidable!
We don't need to. Izzard has been quite clear that she would prefer to be referred to as 'she', but doesn't mind if you refer to her as 'he'. It's hardly a surprise. Izzard has been wearing women's clothes and make up since the 1990s.
He actually acted in a movie, _The Cat’s Meow_ , playing a completely straight part. As the comedian, Charlie Chaplin.
@@lawrencedoliveiro9104and mystery men.
@@lawrencedoliveiro9104 I'm not really sure what your point is.
I’m such a fan of Eddies
Hey, better you than me, pal!
How many?
4:09 Why hasn't Eddie Izzard been in a muppet movie yet?
He’s brilliant x
I met Eddie in my home town when he was poltical campaigning before the election. Bumped into him top of my street, he is quite small, even in heels
She*
@@michelleabreu2677 does this nonsense work in retrospect too. Or was she once a he?
@@dozadog I am so glad you don't battle with the conflict of how you feel verses how you look. I recommend talking with some trans people to explore their struggle.
@@michelleabreu2677 don’t recommend talking to trans people about their struggle. Between “I got misgendered once” and “why won’t they let me in women’s change rooms”, it doesn’t inspire too much empathy.
@@littlecatfeet9064
Well, people who need to be "inspired" to experiment with empathy are not really in a position to talk about empathy, are they?
Love Eddie!!
Is this a recent clip?
I thought he transitioned 🤷🏿♂️
@@mananimal3644 even if he transitioned he would still be Eddie/He. Genders not fluid
Did my comment say gender is fluid? Triggered much.
@@mananimal3644 This is from 2009, before she transitioned.
It’s spherical.
The raptor is obviously driving a Jag, so papers are 'hag-jah-nah-jer-thing, do you like port?'
I love to mumble on Sundays. Whoooeee i don't know where i would be without a good mumble
Goddamnit I love her comedy so much
Her?
@@craighewitt4674 yea she's been using she/her pronouns for a while. She actually came out as trans in the 80s
@@leafglock253 Yeah but back then it was transvetite, not transexual.
@@doktormcnasty that is true. Both society and her have come a long way since then. I've recently watched a video of her were she talks of exactly that, if you want I can try to find it again and send you the link/title :)
@@leafglock253 Yeah tell me how to search it would be interesting to get insight into a perspective on these terms.
Blessings Every one great watch here.... "REBELLION" BY PROFESSOR WALTER VEITH... GREAT WATCH...
Have you ever seen him going to the dendist.
It got a bit boring with the drilling sounds going on for minutes but then one was transformed back to when you were getting your teeth drilled and realized it was twice as long!
4:47 Odd fact: Saturn's rings formed during the "reign" of dinosaurs.
Somewhat humorous.
One word..... Fossils (I nicked that from another brilliant comedian)
Now I know someone is going to use the name "Dinosaur Vicar" on a forum.
Yay, Susie!😂❤
Edward or 'Edina' [ I forget her new name, srry peeps ] this one will always have my vote!
Suzy
If there were any gods at all, there would be no evil in the first place.
I've heard something ridiculously positive about YOU. I heard your nob was twelve feet long and made of gold huh? And it was so impressively magnificent, and stunningly beautific, like unto the dribbling perfume scented tears of Deus , it was so resoundingly awe-inspiringly resonant with the souls of the people the pirates in sri lanka thought it was an elephant tusk and worshipped it in a flower strewn disco temple.
She’s very smart so her audience has to be at least half as smart to get the humor.
DEUTERONOMY 13, innit
LMAO
By that same logic The UK would have been razed to the ground repeatedly for its numerous crimes against humanity
Yes, that is entirely the point.
I would like to add to the headline. As someone who was taught the sundy school verion of god, watching the hollywood depiction of the exodus in my early teens created quite some confusion. I quizzed mum. She being the one insisting I attend sundy school stunned me by saying that (the movie) is basically how it went. A confused believer eventually became an unconfused unbeliever. I say my simple humanistic morality is far superior tho that POS that opposed Ramases. No coolective punishment of the population with no say in the matter. I would have just held Ramases nuts increasingly painfully until my chosen tribe was safe in the promised land. No drowning soldiers just follown orders on pain of death neither. That was it for me. My conculsion became, the whole bible thing is bullshit. A god who loves the little children wouldn't set ten plauges upon them. I am more moral that that imaginary god of collective punishment.
Didn't you ever think of looking 😊things up in Egytology which debunked the entire book of exodus? Much like genetics debunks genesis today. The entire foundation has crumbled to the ground.
It's a shame you weren't taught to spell.
#eddie4PM
🇰🇷🇺🇸Great art has the power to change lives.
Potassium nitrate
the idea that the earth is flat is a modern invention. the sun and the moon are right there, thankfully on a daily basis for comparison. Jews in particular followed and follow a lunar calendar, so the phases of the moon would have been a handy hint that planets spin/turn. the Judean hills and mountainous cliffs of the dead sea would also have been clues, since the vistas and sunsets would routinely have been on a curve.
And Resus was in pieces
Didn't have enough money for the pants?
She's brilliant. Eddie is trans, although in this video she is obviously gender fluid. Funniest person on the planet!
It was not bad....
Tough audience on this one.
God gives us the abilty to act together for good or evil. God is concerned eith the souls not the comfort or life.
A god that human beings can control and manipulate to further their own selfish interests?
How could such a god be benificial for mankind?
"I'm not allowed to intervene." Says who? So if God was given rules he must obey there must be a power higher than him.???
Yeah but in the system where you start at the A first by J it was a joker, like C always had a comedian
[109] Q.E.D." "Oh, I hadn't thought of that" says God, who promptly vanishes in a puff of logiC. We can quote our favourite fiction books at each other as much as you want. But you will be as convinced that klingons exists and that you should take them serious as i am that your god exists.
John 10:27-28 v New International Versionv
27 My sheep listen to my voice; I know
them, and they follow me. 28 | give them
eternal life, and they shall never perish;
no one will snatch them out of my hand.
……..and Stalins head off too 🤔
God keeps Satan around so what makes you think he'd go after Hitler ?
Back when he was good
He did, eventually.
For many a year I've prided myself on the quality of my star-spangled banter: but surely my title of Brainiac extraordinaire is threatened here. I'll be demoted *sigh* I'll be diamondesque. Diamondique. I'll be late night infomercials. I'll be cheap socialist lycra that says something really dumb and Woke Like "The Foot Of Your Mind Is The Seat of The Power in the Soul of Your Dreams"
It'll say "Sweat Like Nobody's Watching" like "oh that's cute except it was EVERYONE IN THE WORLD. And only because you said that."
It'll say "always look on the bright side of the greener grass, and love yourself, by loving others yourself."
It'll say: "Hey there (I'm talking to the GODDESS inside you)
I mean a whole goddess, I'm sure I couldn't fit a small wet nose badger
You know when I was young everyone knew they were Jack's smirking revenge huh? I guess we were too negative :-( oh no, it was doom o'clock on the weasleyometer
Whoever's reading this, i pray that whatever you're going through gets better and whatever you're struggling with or worrying about is going to be fine and that everyone has a fantastic day! Amen
And I hope the same for you buddy and anyone who is in need of help whatever belief you have.
Or maybe, he was doing God's work 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Aww... here's a 🍭 for a 🍭🤣🤣 oops let me translate American slang. They aren't lollies here... they're called "suckers"
This guy acts like a cheesy tv pirate
If this world were real, he would’ve flicked his head off.
i don't think so. If God were real, he would've been the Creator of Hitler.
Ha.. well.. tell natural gas Nazis...
Looks so strange without makeup
Let's take our religious education from this great theologian.....
Jews
Why god allows travesties to occur proves that he can't do anything about or is indifferent. Either way makes him unworthy of worship.
I share great comedy from across the pond. Not missionary sermons from folks still stuck in made up folly. Bye Ed. Harry Potter blesses you all
Also shame on the channel misgendering Eddie in the video description /:
Whatever, she's only been using female pronouns for a couple if years, I'm sure she'll survive someone using male pronouns on a video back when she was presenting as male and using female pronouns hasn't stopped her from taking roles as male characters in movies. The DSM needs to have an entry for the disorder that causes people to be so obsessed with pronouns.
@@Primalxbeast I agree on almost everything, except he’s a he.
Looks like bloke to me
@@petergooding2202
If it quacks…
Awwww can you really take this guys pronouns seriously? Hes a comedian and not a good one
God would do the same with Donald Trump immediately
Eddie Izzard uses She/Her pronouns and has been openly transgender since 1985. idk how anyone still messes this one up.
She only started using exclusively female pronouns a couple of years ago, and most people wouldn't be aware of that if they didn't happen to watch an interview where she mentioned it. She has used male pronouns for most of her life, even when she called herself a transvestite. People generally don't know the life history of every entertainer they watch on RUclips. I don't even usually know the names of many of the comedians I watch on RUclips, and she was presenting as male in this video.
@@Primalxbeast And was going by male pronouns at the time it was recorded.
A she? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Not sure Suzy/ Eddie gets so worked up about it. She seems to be rather kind to those who get pronouns wrong, or even her name…. Especially if a person didn’t do it out of malice or spite. Always loved not only her comedy, but her compassion and kindnesses. Amazing charity work, always standing up for the poor and most vulnerable…. Rather inspirational.
Well a lot of people don’t understand much about nuances within gender. Instead of shaming people for being confused about a topic they have little understanding of or experience in, how about help them understand in a more kind and understanding manor?
Lol so humans were always perfect? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Doesn't the bible then prove itself? It claims that we are sinners in need of salvation. If humans were perfect in the bible there would be no need for Jesus. He's a comedian I suppose but still
No!
The bible doesn't prove itself, that's circular non thinking.
Especially as original sin is a fable at best a metaphor.
Adam and eve never existed!
So assuming Jesus was real there was no need for the poor delusional man to die.
The Earth is 4,500 million years old...I think most scientists would disagree and laugh at you not with you 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
No they wouldn’t that’s how old scientists estimate the earth to be. 4.543 billion years to be a little more precise so it’s a very accurate to say 4,500 million years old.
@@jaymercer4692 There is a big difference between 4,500 million compared to 4,500 billion.
@@mattpowell6291 You know that a billion is a thousand million right? 4,500 million years is 4.5 billion years.
@@jaymercer4692 Lol I'm an idiot 🤦♂️
If the Bible is in parts historical, then nobody should edit out facts like slavery but then that should be taught as an error of choice and evil of men. I do not think religion snd science have to be completely antithetical. And God does allow goid and evil which frustrates me too. But yeah, God should have literally knocked off Hitler.
Aww adorable. More cultists. Religions were made by man. Stop spreading what killed free natives across the world.
He looks so much better as a Man 😕
So do you
Was he a clown at some stage? No wonder the passive aggressive comedy
For a guy who dresses like him how can he not know about free will
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argument_from_free_will
The bible indicates that we have no free will
@@mylovemachine in what way?
@@JohnWill86 Here are a few versus which help to disprove human free will. I capitalized to highlight some important bits.
"For it is GOD which works in you both TO WILL and TO DO of His good pleasure" (Phil. 2:13).
"I am the Vine, ye are the branches: He that abides in Me, and I in him, the same brings forth much fruit, for without ME YE CAN DO NOTHING" (John 15:5).
"Nay but, O man, who are you that replies against God? Shall the thing formed [us] say to Him that formed it [God], Why have You made me thus? Has not the Potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour" (Rom. 9:20-21).
"In Whom also we have obtained an inheritance, being predestinated according to the purpose of Him who *WORKS ALL THINGS AFTER THE COUNSEL OF HIS OWN WILL*" (Eph. 1:11).
Not even Jesus has free will, look what it says in the bible below.
"Then answered Jesus and said unto them, Verily, verily, I say unto you, The Son CAN DO NOTHING OF HIMSELF, but what He sees the Father do: for what things so ever He does, these also does the Son likewise" (John 5:19).
"I can of mine own self DO NOTHING: as I hear, I judge: and my judgment is just; because I seek not mine own will, but the will of the father which has sent Me" (John 5:30).
"For I came down from heaven, not to do Mine Own will, but the will of Him that sent me" (John 6:38).
"Jesus said unto them, My meat is TO DO THE WILL OF HIM THAT SENT ME, and to finish His work" (John 4:34).
"Then said Jesus unto them, When ye have lifted up the Son of man, then shall ye know that I am he, and that I DO NOTHING OF MYSELF: but as My Father has taught Me, I speak these things" (John 8:28).
@@mylovemachine non of which disprove free will only that they have will in it
While Jon Anderson's lyrics are famously incoherent, there was one moment in one song when he got at what Eddie's getting at here:
"Yesterday a morning came, a smile upon your face
Caesar's palace, morning glory, silly human race,
On a sailing ship to nowhere, leaving any place,
If the summer change to winter, yours is no disgrace."
As funny as soil.
You make some good comedy mocking the popular concept of God.
Obviously it's a false conceptualization.
Most people don't even seem to understand that this is what the words "one true God" are meant to indicate.
It's on you to ensure your concept of God is true.
Never met a person who seemed to believe in a God I would believe in.
Yet I believe in God.
But what I think that word means has changed some over the course of my life.
Most people think one true god is nonsense while a minority think it's real.
You can't ensure you god anything because there's no evidence to back it.
What????
@@jameswright... Irrelevant!
Some priest, philosopher said that, "whatever you esteem in your heart above all else is your God". If your god is false then it will lead you to ruin. If it is true then it will lead you to better things. It's just that simple.
@@shynickel8239 See other reply.
@@glenrisk5234 nonsense!
That's what some philosophers and all priest are saying.
All gods are false and those that follow are wasting their life.
What's ruins is generations of peoples critical thinking.
Do you actually think that statement has any relevance or benefit?
It's simple confirmation biased wishful thinking and assertion with no evidence.
God allows us to live with our stupid choices. Even our choices in politicians.
Is he a fella at this point, then he goes mad, and thinks he's a lady.
And he's critical of people who think there is a God.
He used to be my favourite comedian before he went into politics
Comedy and politics have always been linked luckily.
If he is as good at making fun if God as he is making fun of politics, I'm not a surprised.
And you were surprised by his political views? After listen to his comedy? How did that happen?!?
"The science boys." T hanks for once again pretending we don't exists. Love, All the female scientists who had to fight uphill against patriarchal ideology and misogyny to get into science and now have the fight patriarchal ideology misogyny every day while in it.
Yeah crazy how even 14 years ago references of women doing anything of significance just were non existent. Even crazier how now it’s not that common of an appearance.
Maybe if you didn't cry so much, people would notice that progress.
If God was real he'd have made you funnier.
God doesn't stop human beings from doing whatever we want.
He could but that would infringe on the freedom God gave us through Jesus Christ.
God won't punish the living but you can bet He will pass judgement once the people have passed on to stand before Him.
God will not do anything for anyone who does not seek nor ask Him for His forgiveness.
Mock that all you want but the Bible says it clearly... Not all are children of God and He will say to them "Be gone from me for I Do Not know you".
If you don't repent and have faith in JESUS CHRIST then you are not a child of God for you have not been forgiven.
Well doesn't God have a particular plan for each of us? Meaning if we stray off that path, then God puts us back on the path? Because if you do believe that, then we do not have free will to do as we please
Yes, yes… god sent himself to impregnate his mother with himself so that he could sacrifice himself to himself to appease himself to save the world from his hatred through his love… makes total sense.
Definitely not a woman, yet proudly states he used women's toilets.
That makes him a groomer
@@mattpowell6291u rite reel gud
For once he looks normal.
AH! The mumbling... been there and mumbled. I'm agnostic now, so my journey has started. I am delighted to have walked out of the church...
Neither of those are correct. The earth is not 4.5 million years old. 4.5 BILLION years
They actually said, “Four thousand five hundred million years old.” That would actually equal 4.5 billion
There's no such thing as "an agnostic." Agnostic about what? That you won't fart today? It's like saying you have "a red." A red what?
Gnosticism is saying you absolutely know something is true. Agnosticism is just admitting you _don't_ know. You aren't making any claims about your belief of lack of belief.
So, if you say you're "agnostic," what are you agnostic about? Because that's the crucial bit isn't it? The belief, or lack of belief, you're not sure of. Enquiring minds want to know.
God made the universe and everything in it, right? That means good & evil as well. Good & evil are simply two sides of the coin we call God.
Very talented but misguided in his ideas on theology, his politics and his ideas on social justice.
I'm sorry, Eddie Izzard, that you do not understand the nature of our relationship with God. We are creatures of choice. That means all of us, even Hitler. I have yet to meet anyone who was willing to give it up to have all the wrongs of human history fixed by God's perfection.
No one has a relationship with god, it's indoctrination leading to delusion.
Also all gods wrote about by man are the very opposite to perfection with all the mistakes they keep making.
Especially the immoral Abrahamic man made nonsense.
What??? Are you attempting to speak in parables???? Or has your God scrambled your mind
Yeah I find comedians that make fun of religions to be intolerant and a joke. He clearly is angry at Christianity. Passive anger is not funny
@@mattpowell6291
No subject should be of limit and any subject that tries to limit should be mocked.
It's not hating Christianity or religion in general.
It's hating the harm the lies do in the real world.
Comedy is one of the best ways of opening the debate, people laugh at his jokes and religious jokes for a reason.
It makes people say and do stupid things.
Like you and your baseless assertions about Eddie.
@@mattpowell6291 It appears that your humour bypass operation was successful.
so, has anyone ever told
Him/Her, that you have to tell a joke to make people laugh
It's called being a comedian, something Him/Her certainly isn't
Hey ‘Eddie’? What’s it like to BE the joke now???
This is the Ridiculous argument every idiot says against God. If God was real nothing bad would ever happen to anyone ever. FACT: more than one God -- the Supreme God is not the God of this earth. So who is? Sophia -- God of wisdom aka Mother Nature. Now think--- Mother Nature is the most power force on this earth, nature is the more beautiful than anything a human could make, and nature does everything than better and more efficient than man. Nature does not have merci, or love -- that is what humans have.
There seems to be an implicit assumption in your comment that humans are separate from nature. We didn’t come into nature, we came out of it. Whatever we do… that’s nature… or nature doing “us”.