Suzy Suzy Eddie Izzard on Why Noah's Ark Would Never Work | Stripped | Universal Comedy
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- Опубликовано: 20 мар 2023
- According to Suzy Suzy Eddie Izzard, Noah's Ark would be a logistical nightmare.
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Stripped is a back-to-basics stand-up from Suzy Eddie Izzard, and is a continuation of her style of comedy, full of "stream-of-conscious banter and predilection for nonsensical detours and frequent tangents." Recorded live at the Lyric Theatre.
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'Its not poetry' is the best part for me.
Eddie is a national treasure. Always been my favorite.
Suzie eddie izzard? Oh please give it a rest
Lots of commenters very pressed about a name change! You’d think it was a huge deal to them personally haha. Enjoyed this set! Would love to see more from this show.
It’s not like she changed it to Engelbert Humperdinck. 😂
*She, her hers
Full show, from same tour.
Https://ruclips.net/video/OQaHSApf8-c/видео.html
Loved Izzard for years, but after I read about the pronoun preference and name change... I thought, no big deal and good for her. The quality comic and actor is still the same, it just takes some adjustment in the comments.
So pleased for Suzy. Keep that comedy coming!
Most people are under educated and over sensitive about things that will NEVER AFFECT THEM.
Oh I remember this one! Oldie, but a goodie
Is that how "Finding Nemo" came up with the pacifist sharks? xD
...but the tigers wouldn't get the honey badgers.
So, once the flood goes down there'd be some really grumpy tigers at the stern and some mad honey badgers at the bow with the rest of the ark scattered with bones...
6:38 - No more Virgin Mary. Just all "Halo Dolly" [from] now on.
Tuxedo with jeans...? Ooooh, that's class...
Covered in bees!!
i always love your voice...
thank you for the nod to the Owl and the Pussycat
Long ears? Along the side, please.
Short ears? Inside the fucking boat!
If they make a Nemo 2 please for the love of all things good in this world have Eddie voice a shark.
I have some good and bad news for you...
The evil ducks swimming about in the water minding their own buisness and don´t care about the ark😎
I think the aquatic animals would be fine. If anything, they'll be thrilled.
not the freshwater kind 😆
@@jamieangel3766 That's true. The squids would be like people in a restaurant complaining there's not enough salt.
The song is actually "He is the sun God! He is the one God! Ra! Ra! Ra!"
Funny how he gives the squirrel the accent of an American dude.
Lol the sharks were in the water not on the boat 😂
Tell us a story of flying monkeys next.
Le Sange est disparu !
Not sure what year this was, but Eddie sure was handsome then.
2009
The Bible would be better if it had Noah's Monkey Emporium.
You can eat Swiss alps 🤔 Those are made of chocolate 🎉
Squids and sharks? The world as they knew it was flooded.....With water.
Actually, it would be putting 2x4s together....
Is there a name for the thing that Suzy Eddie does where she invents a word in the middle of a bit? She seems to do it rather frequently, and it’s just become a normal part of her comedic delivery. I don’t know if it happens because she forgets the "right" word and invents a filler in the moment, or if it’s a planned part of her act. Anyone know?
Similar to a malaprop.
Let's call it Izzardry.
You're pretty much on point. They have used different tools throughout their career to buy time(or as you said, "filler"). If you pay attn, they will often take a sharp inhale just before the filler. It's of course evolved over time, but to maintain a flow that feels more spontaneous, they dont script out a show beyond the joke/theme. This frees them up to improvise in the moment, but can make transitions less smooth as it's not all mapped out beforehand. Hence the techniques for "filler" that tie it all together 😊
His. Eddie is a man.
@inpugnaveritaas Eddie has stated he doesn't care which pronoun or name. so while you're not wrong, neither is the comment you're replying to.
She's got a point.
Did you see the point down there ... ?
👍👍👍
And yet it worked!
Try doing that gig in Arkansas. Breaking news, Eddie Izzard murdered on stage in Little Rock, Arkansas.
I appreciate the efforts from the sharks to live up to the Geneva convention for shark- human relations, but I don't get itwhy they and the squids and fish must go on the boat? Was it for the party? Or something wokish that everybody should be treated the same?
Most animals are not as bad as humans, Eddie. Not even sharks.
I've never met a shark.
@@Roksee I've worked with a few.
Can someone explain to me why Noah's Ark would need to take water creatures? That's the weirdest premise for a joke ever.
Fish are actually pretty particular about whether they're in salt or fresh water... if the seas were super rough from a god throwing them about, plus it being not the right type of water... I bet some fish would just die. ☠️
@@DonnaBump They did in their millions. In fossils all over the world. How do you get a fossil? You have a catastrophic flood and they get buried and quickly to or they get eaten or rot to nothing.
My thought was, "Same reason we like to put animals in zoos and aquariums." Because we can?
A f**king genius :-)
And one thing that doesnt make any sense about the whole arc thing. Does anybody remember that picture of like 3 different pairs of animals ealking onto the arc but the Lions in the middle are both male lions. So if that picture is them walking onto the arc i guess "God " never had anything against gays but for some reason they always taught us that god doesnt like gays. If that were true that picture should have never been used in any chruch of any religion teaching about god
What's in a name? That which we call a comedian By any other name would be as funny? -Shakespeare
If you have issue with Suzy theres a rather good chance that closet door would open real easy. just come on out its much less stressful I hear. LOL.
Actually, we know that the biblical flood did not happen. We know it for a fact.
Probably a rehash of the Gilgamesh flood myth, with details changed through Chinese whispers over a few hundred years.
Pretty sure you don't need to rescue fish in a flood. Not sure how this fact escaped a comedian.
Dont most fresh water fish die in salt water and vise versa?
@@AussieNaturalist a shark is not fresh water.
@@LJ7000
You said “fish” not sharks, even though they are the one in the same, regardless, there are fresh water and salt water fish, and the vast majority of them can’t survive in anything else, so almost all the fresh water fish would have died…
That and rainwater diluting the salt water would probably also kill a good chuck of the ocean going fish, if it was enough to cover all land on earth. Tho people living in other places during that time would probably really surprised to hear that the whole world was underwater...
@@nuahavizu
Spot on 👍
One of the funniest women ever
He's a bloke not a woman
@@sally5983 in his mind he is a woman. Suzie is his name
Thinking you’re a woman doesn’t make you a woman.
Simpler times when Izzard dressed like a dad who wasn't fully committed to his pirate costume...
*Her
That makes you sad, or mad?
@@ThatOpalGuy indifferent tbh, just making an observation.
@@OpEditorial is in opinion. You certainly have that. You also have the option to not post for all the world's amusement.
She wore a dress, heels and a full face of make up in Dress to Kill which was like 15 years before this, so I dunno what you mean about “simpler times” - she’s dressed however she wants for decades.
Who's "Suzy"?
The person in the video
It's what Eddie Izzard is demanding that we call him now. Or else.
L H... it's amazing you can type on a keyboard with an intellect like that.
@@LH-kr4odIs this how you speak of people who change their name after they get married too?
@@LH-kr4od He's said he prefers to be called that. No demands, no threats. Don't be such an easily triggered snowflake. The world is not your safe-space.
Surely if he was "Eddie" at the time, then labelling him "Suzy" is rewriting history? The past doesn't change just because Eddie views it differently now.
If someone changed their name, you'd refer to them by the new name, even if you were looking at a video of a time they had a different name. This is because they're currently called something new and is known as common sense.
If Gary changed their name to Barry, you'd look at a video from when they were called Gary, and you'd say "Oh look, it's Barry. Also, that happens to be from the time they were called Gary"
@@Xartimus I'm not totally convinced by that argument.
@@matbroomfield If one had a picture of one's mother from before she was married, would you refer to her via her maiden name?
Oh yes, that' a fair point.
@@Xartimus sadly, I still think of Cat Stevens as Cat Stevens....
Here is a thought but not as funny. Did Noah take on cubs, male and female.
Good for her.
Suzy?
That's her(his) new name
My thoughts exactly. He's more like a Vanessa.
@@inspectorpouzo Margaret 🤷🏼♂️
Yeah.....this is when Suzy was actually named Eddie when he was doing this tour! Not sure why this is this now named Suzy, because it wasn't at the time! Why should the minority confuse the majority? That is my question!
@@King_Alfred_849 Lmao that's like saying if many people are confused by how to say your name you should change it. Of course the individual will always be the minority, but you also know yourself better than "the majority" no?
animals will lie down in peace and not attack other animals in a storm just as God said had happened.
For 40 days and 40 nights? They would all be dead from starvation with fresh 'ready meals' in a container right in front of them. Seems unlikely.
Also, what about all the species of beetles? Noah would have needed a whole ark for them, alone. I wonder why God loves beetles so much? 🤔
No trans on the ark.
Ricky Gervais did a sketch based on the Bible/Noahs Ark which was actually funny.
Ffs. Eddie is a man. Stop it.
Can't wait til he goes full circle and starts doing blackface.
See? Women can be funny.
The misogyny is strong in this one.
@@Solinvicti The sense of humour is low in this one.
I thought the sense of humour was low in your one. But there's no accounting for taste.
Ricky Gervais did the whole 'Noah's Ark' schtick so much better.
No he didn't, because Ricky Gervais is unfunny.
Those tight jeans could be a bit tighter as well as the slim briefs so we can all see the point of all this ...
I'm not calling someone Suzy who is a heterosexual man in a skirt with not even a whiff of hormone replacement or intentions of fully transitioning. By he own words he changes day to day from male to female 'mode' depending on how he feels. That's fine live and let live an all that. However, unlike some comments here who are virtue signalling and insisting he is a woman / female, makes me want to scream. I used to love Eddie but since he's decided that any male, including himself who 'identifies as female' should be able to use the woman's loos and he's admitted he does this when in a skirt, I have ZERO respect for him, which is a about the same amount he's showing real biological women.
Why the heck is everyone so riled up about bathrooms? Seriously! There are zillions of bathrooms used by both sexes - who the heck cares? Every bathroom that has more than one loo has a door on the toilet so what does it matter? My goodness! People love to repeat media talking points without even hearing how silly they sound. It's a bathroom - everyone shits and farts in it.
The man is an embarrasment
I don't see a man?
@Dimple_5 It's not a woman, blimey brain washed much?
@@MMBrickie Then you need glasses or a biology lesson.
Izzard is the 'Comedian who had no Clothes' ... he is simply NOT FUNNY, but because he sneaks in a bit of "History" (always wrong!) a bit of French, and flaunts his (very dubious) "Trans-ness", people who thinks themselves Progressive just HAVE TO LAUGH.
His "stream of consciousness" is merely unconnected words and thought, but -- again to seem "with it" -- the same people say "Oh, HOW Anarchic! HOW ORIGINAL!
He was funny before you got your panties in a twist over "trans". Funny then, funny now.
It's knickers.
Here's another hypothises:
Comedy is subjective. You, personally, don't happen to like this comedy. You, personally, are swept up in the current hyper-focus on trans people, whom you decided you don't like either. And boom! You have found a correlation between two concepts you don't like.
Then, even though Izzard has been popular for decades, and most people who appreciate Izzard's humour have not given a toss about their gender, you have decided that anyone who likes this type of humour has been brainwashed to support trans people. Which is ironic, because your hyper-focus on, and judgement of trans people is entirely shaped by current propaganda - as your false correlation and assumptions demonstrate.
Poor Rob was born without a sense of humor. So terrible for them.
Why isn't he wearing a dress?
He's not in 'woman mode' here.
@@MsMounen Yet we're supposed to call him Suzy, bloody ridiculous.
Women haven't been forced to wear dresses for a century now. Get with the times!
just dont; find him funny anymore
This guys so unfunny can't understand the hype.
Plenty of people think she's funny. Not everyone has the same tastes, it turns out. Nice tho you felt the need to not only watch the vid but comment on it so people know how cool and edgy you are lol.
@@nuahavizu you could have just said comedy's subjective. I still say that blokes sh"t at standup.
His 40 year stand up career would beg to differ....
This isn't even worth commenting on.
Well. *gestures vaguely*
And still you did. How embarrassing for you.
Ricky Gervais beat you to it…
LOL, Izzard's been doing Noah's ark since at least the 1990s. Cosby was doing Noah's Ark in the 1960s. And given how ludicrous the premise is, I'm sure comics were making hay with it for a good three thousand years before that. I assure you, Gervais didn't "beat anyone to it" with a Noah's Ark sketch.