Eddie Izzard - Glorious 1997 - Plane safety - bird strike - chocolate biscuits

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  • Eddie Izzard - Glorious 1997 - Plane safety - bird strike - chocolate biscuits

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  • @pikewerfer
    @pikewerfer 9 лет назад +66

    You just got to love Eddie!! One of the best comedians in the world!!

    • @True-crime-tales101
      @True-crime-tales101 Год назад

      One of the worst

    • @Randomunsername
      @Randomunsername Год назад +2

      ​@TechTitan UK It's so weird to comment on RUclips videos of comedians you don't like. Why do that? Why be here in the first place?
      Also, from an objective standpoint, anyone that can make any audience at all laugh is not one of the worst comedians. Clearly Eddie is far far above that bar. So what are you on about? Just bigoting around I suppose?

  • @TatumGrace-kw5eu
    @TatumGrace-kw5eu 6 месяцев назад +8

    I've never heard a crowd say awe like that to a comedian and immediately be like whoooooo they all wanted more and he was a absolute delight 😊

  • @sharontaylor4403
    @sharontaylor4403 2 года назад +32

    “Naaaaaaaaa Chocolate biscuits 😠” 😂😂..found this after all that time ago watching in the 90s..feels like coming home……absolutely bloody love it ❤️

  • @bsearer1434
    @bsearer1434 6 лет назад +47

    As a pilot he makes me happy .Its still my biscuit though.

  • @Meisha-san
    @Meisha-san Год назад +10

    What a wholesome salute that is. The audience goes, Awww! when Eddie announces that it's the end of the show 😊

  • @kookiemonster9172
    @kookiemonster9172 8 лет назад +25

    The only reason I come here is "Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaa chocolate biscuits!" I can't get enough of it! Haha

  • @imyouandurme
    @imyouandurme 10 лет назад +139

    E.I.'s one of my favorite comics for the simple reason that he just has a funny personality. Not sure how much of his material is purely improvisational, but it seems like _most_ of it is. Sometimes it's hard to keep up with him, but that's half the fun. His shows are chock full of mental imagery and satires so wonderfully original I have to watch them several times just to catch everything.

    • @lambertbrother1628
      @lambertbrother1628 10 лет назад +1

      I think that's because he's dyslexic and can't write it down to help him remember it and rehearse in advance. I expect he goes on with a few ideas and just expands on them.

    • @peastonprice
      @peastonprice 9 лет назад +21

      Lambert Brother I can assure you that Eddie scripts every line very tightly. The trick he pulls so well is to appear that he is ad libbing...

    • @peterjoyfilms
      @peterjoyfilms 7 лет назад +5

      imyouandurme I don't think he improvises any of it. But his delivery is absolutely perfect which is what makes it seem so natural. I love the man, total genius

    • @mastod0n1
      @mastod0n1 2 года назад +7

      @@peterjoyfilms there was someone on another one of their videos that commented they saw them two nights in a row and it while Eddie hit all of the main points everything else was slightly different and fresh. So Eddie probably has a general idea and structure to the show but with some wiggle room to improvise.

    • @-bobrelph
      @-bobrelph Год назад

      First time listening. Hilarious 😂 going to look for more x

  • @LauraMalek-qd5dp
    @LauraMalek-qd5dp 3 месяца назад +1

    "And we crashed into a mountain. And I DIED." 😅 Love his delivery!

  • @peterclarke7240
    @peterclarke7240 2 года назад +30

    When I die, I hope I'm in a position to have my last words be "Oh, for fuck's sake." 😂

  • @lauracameron2753
    @lauracameron2753 8 лет назад +15

    "chocolate biscuits.. perks of the trade" HAHAHAA!! Brilliant!! :)

  • @gabsterj2010
    @gabsterj2010 10 лет назад +48

    LOL, "Listen very carefully I've got a bad feeling about this flight I don't think we're going to make it."

    • @do3807
      @do3807 2 года назад +3

      Love that lmao

  • @hsin-yichow5594
    @hsin-yichow5594 3 года назад +12

    bad idea of taking a gulp of water while watching this clip cant breathe !!!!! 🤣🤣🤣 eddie's comedy can cure depressions

  • @mikaelabowen5781
    @mikaelabowen5781 3 года назад +13

    Nobody does stand up better than Eddie.

  • @sanym.collins8404
    @sanym.collins8404 Год назад +2

    ❤❤❤😂😂😂Noah on his speedboat

  • @Klamath2046
    @Klamath2046 10 лет назад +69

    I can't watch the life jacket demonstration on planes any more without thinking of this and trying not to burst out laugjing

    • @dengueberries
      @dengueberries 9 лет назад +8

      Every time they say top up i cackle

    • @Euroviking86
      @Euroviking86 7 лет назад +3

      I was on a flight the other day and when they demonstrated the top-up, all I could think was, "I don't want top-up - I want STAYS up!" XD

  • @charliekane135
    @charliekane135 Год назад +2

    Fantastic ⭐️⭐️🌟⭐️⭐️

  • @alexron2023
    @alexron2023 Год назад +4

    I’ve seen some of his shows on dvd. They are superb and if you blink and miss something you can always rewind the dvd. I don’t know how he’s able to remember all his sketches and improv and every time he comes up with a different comedic twist. Brilliant! 😅

  • @lindaj5492
    @lindaj5492 Год назад +1

    No complete sentences required: just “chocolate biscuits” + plane dive sounds 😂

  • @feralbluee
    @feralbluee Год назад +2

    i love Eddie Izzard!! :) 🌷🌱

  • @jaomwtoptd
    @jaomwtoptd Год назад +4

    The most urbane and erudite stand up comedian.

  • @magicmansm
    @magicmansm 8 лет назад +28

    "welcome to flight....1 , from here to there"

  • @marthabenedict9548
    @marthabenedict9548 10 лет назад +20

    your co-pilot today is... a themos of coffee. lol

  • @BJMallory
    @BJMallory 11 лет назад +44

    Chocolate biscuits!! *nnnnaAAA!*

  • @juliangiulio3147
    @juliangiulio3147 2 года назад +1

    Wonderful, Playful Child at one with the adult, here!
    Such a colourful, joyous, mad, silly odyssey that is so likeable, I think his likeability, -or then at least, is key!
    Who'd have thought that as a child, one could still carry on and get even more Silly -and Share it with others! :)

  • @thomask6798
    @thomask6798 2 года назад +9

    Eddie Izzard is Robin Williams on Valium.
    In that he is as intelligent & skilled in improvising.

  • @Chrysaries
    @Chrysaries 10 лет назад +12

    "Some of them are safety exits, some of them are false!"

  • @christines.3089
    @christines.3089 2 года назад +4

    I just love him!! So witty and funny :-)

  • @serpenthydra
    @serpenthydra Год назад +1

    The 'aaawww' at the end says it all...

  • @scopex2749
    @scopex2749 3 года назад +15

    The best comedian and all round great person on the planet. I love his routines I i bet if he did a show every night , each night would be different to the one before! His. Humour is so random and hilarious BUT he has the chocolate biscuits SPOT ON! I flew to the Isle of Man in a tiny caravan with wings and it was JUST like he described 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣👍🏻

    • @markfox1545
      @markfox1545 8 месяцев назад

      His comedy is good but in real life he's the saddest fuck ever, sadly.

  • @JumpinJAKEFlash
    @JumpinJAKEFlash 8 лет назад +2

    One of my favorite bits of stand-up comedy from my 4th favorite comedian ever.

    • @omarkhan5223
      @omarkhan5223 7 лет назад

      Who are your favorites
      ?

    • @do3807
      @do3807 Год назад +1

      I need to see your list...

    • @miroslavmilan
      @miroslavmilan Год назад

      @@do3807 I think he’s not telling us.

  • @allenjenkins06
    @allenjenkins06 9 лет назад +258

    It has to feel good when you announce the show is over and are met by a big groan of disappointment.

    • @MrBjornibjorn
      @MrBjornibjorn 7 лет назад +7

      NAAAAaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaww!!! :( They loved it! :D

    • @heversantos7006
      @heversantos7006 3 года назад +9

      I felt the same watching on RUclips. I wanted to hear more. I felt like a kid hearing bed time stories 🙂

    • @FingersMahoney
      @FingersMahoney 3 года назад +9

      That's how you know you have effing made it. Screw a standing ovation. Leave them wanting more!

    • @louisfriend1851
      @louisfriend1851 2 года назад +2

      The same doesn't apply to sex.

    • @martm216
      @martm216 2 года назад +2

      Yes indeed. With most of public speaking efforts the groan comes at the start! 😏

  • @leirgauk
    @leirgauk 8 лет назад

    The Edge is one of the BEST MOVIES EVER!!!

  • @MrHEC381991
    @MrHEC381991 9 лет назад +4

    "and we hit a mountain.."
    Ok that was eerie

  • @terryrussel523
    @terryrussel523 8 лет назад +31

    . . . and then he says that's the end of the show and the audience responds with a disappointed lament ! HAAAAWWWW ! I have NEVER heard an audience do that before ! ! !

    • @MrBloodbunny
      @MrBloodbunny  8 лет назад +12

      and after that he returned and talked about the computers :)

    • @Euroviking86
      @Euroviking86 7 лет назад +3

      aka the best encore ever.

    • @phxgator
      @phxgator 2 года назад +2

      @@MrBloodbunny print control P, print control P, print control P

  • @TechUnadept
    @TechUnadept 9 лет назад +12

    Jammy Dodgers! NYEEEEH!!! Den we hit a mountain. And I died.
    LOLOLOLOLOL...

  • @singleplayermoments
    @singleplayermoments Год назад +1

    I love his grave “we don’t know…” 🤣

  • @billheuber5884
    @billheuber5884 Год назад +2

    Without a doubt, one of the funniest comics to ever exist!! I absolutely love you!! ❤️

  • @AtlasBlizzard
    @AtlasBlizzard 9 лет назад +16

    I miss drag Eddie. Not to mention planted mic Eddie. Both elements seem to help him make much better shows. Seriously, do planted mics cost a lot money these days? And Eddie's just more comfortable in drag.

  • @AtlasBlizzard
    @AtlasBlizzard 7 лет назад +12

    I love the sort of cave man argument about the chocolate biscuits.

  • @Cygnus0lor
    @Cygnus0lor 8 лет назад +18

    2:08 In case one goes:"Oh for fuck's sake..." =))))))

  • @fakepapertiger528
    @fakepapertiger528 3 года назад +7

    She's a treasure

    • @cassidywest5539
      @cassidywest5539 2 года назад +2

      he

    • @charliekane135
      @charliekane135 Год назад +2

      @@cassidywest5539 I'd have put money on that response 😆
      so utterly predictable

  • @amandanectar
    @amandanectar 10 лет назад +46

    chocolate biscuits or death!

    • @TechUnadept
      @TechUnadept 9 лет назад +13

      +amandanectar Thank you for flying Church of England.

    • @shaydystheshadowqueen9584
      @shaydystheshadowqueen9584 8 лет назад +4

      +TechUnadept Would you like a Top-Up to go with that?

    • @valicourt
      @valicourt 8 лет назад +1

      Shaydys, The Shadow Queen Twix please?!

    • @Euroviking86
      @Euroviking86 7 лет назад +1

      We're gonna run out of chocolate biscuits at this rate.

    • @THEMathHacker-121
      @THEMathHacker-121 Год назад +2

      The pilot didn’t expect such a rush

  • @EnmandsBand1
    @EnmandsBand1 5 месяцев назад

    This show was peak-Izzard

  • @AmiUnhinged
    @AmiUnhinged Год назад +1

    My joke like this is the epithet "so and so is your biggest fan," I said "fattest fan, not the largest apparatus of fanning"

    • @AmiUnhinged
      @AmiUnhinged Год назад

      Sometimes jokes go horribly wrong #gaycynicismisanautonomousapocalypse someone was telling me how they were having a torrid affair, bit of the old extramarital. I said "oh, you bad little kitten," like, we have this mad church bell ringer who can't keep time.
      Turns out you can't say that to Buddhists, in case they gene splice you with a kitten.
      So then it was: "oh, you're a one," how inane!? What to say? "This mummy would strangle you if it wasn't desiccated"

  • @ReligiousAnon
    @ReligiousAnon Год назад

    He's so cute.

  • @robertmchenry5274
    @robertmchenry5274 7 лет назад

    Made my day, week, month.

  • @u4riahsc
    @u4riahsc 2 года назад +2

    I want chocolate biscuits now, guess I’ll have to go down to the all night gas station…

  • @thx1138thecrane
    @thx1138thecrane 3 года назад +20

    He was dubbed by Monty Python as one of the missing Pythons. He is comedy Nobility.

  • @TheAngello120
    @TheAngello120 8 лет назад +5

    Ed' intelligence level is off scale .

  • @victoriasmith2512
    @victoriasmith2512 2 года назад

    Chocolate biscuits! That and covered in beesssssssssss best ever

  • @Marny5580
    @Marny5580 10 лет назад

    June 2015 - see you live at San Diego Civic ... yippee!!!

  • @iainjamieson727
    @iainjamieson727 Год назад +2

    Eddie has recently stated that he/she would like to be called Susan. Personally I thought he would have ran with genuivive le bon bon
    Big opportunity missed. Love you Susan 😸

  • @aliciablack1254
    @aliciablack1254 7 лет назад +3

    Aay chocolate biscuits aayy, digestives...crap biscuits, aayy!

  • @seanhammon6639
    @seanhammon6639 9 месяцев назад

    I love this man. Unrivalled!

  • @Abracadabra17771
    @Abracadabra17771 7 лет назад +1

    I laughed so hard when he did "fck! nyyyyyyyyn!" xD

  • @sands7779
    @sands7779 Год назад +1

    Listen very carefully, I've got a bad feeling about this flight would definitely get my attention 😅

  • @myvideochannel6404
    @myvideochannel6404 8 лет назад +6

    😂😂pilots , coffee thermos..hilarious..

  • @marynoonan6111
    @marynoonan6111 8 месяцев назад

    Back when he was hilarious.

  • @terryhoover4687
    @terryhoover4687 Год назад

    ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @baldrbraa
    @baldrbraa Год назад

    97? That’s beginning to feel like a very long time ago

  • @nicholasbell9017
    @nicholasbell9017 Год назад

    Tunnock's caramel wafers would be my preferred choice before hitting that 14 foot mountain. But, you can't have everything.

  • @billkendrick1
    @billkendrick1 11 месяцев назад

    That was Popcorn he played on the "pan pipes", wasn't it!? 😅

  • @ArcaneSurreal
    @ArcaneSurreal 7 лет назад +1

    Keep pressing 9 to summarise the skit. :P

  • @sherimcdaniel3491
    @sherimcdaniel3491 3 года назад +4

    Ah Eddie……you’re rather like a, umm, a private parts’ motivational device. You NEVER fail to do the job. 😋

  • @Junius
    @Junius 2 года назад

    2:47, the part we all came for.

  • @tonyarichards5430
    @tonyarichards5430 3 года назад

    Reminds me of Dara O’Briain and his shiny sexy blue suit.

  • @onlyme219
    @onlyme219 Год назад

    :) 👍

  • @jjstewart4341
    @jjstewart4341 2 года назад

    2:10 😭😭😭

  • @DonCramon
    @DonCramon 2 года назад

    Hi is fucking funny. I could see him making a cartoon serie, like Family guy or something. His mimic is flawless.

  • @IronMagus
    @IronMagus 6 лет назад +2

    The fuck are jammie dodgers? *googles it* oh fuck yeah, I'll crash a plane for those things! (Raspberry filled shortbread cookies for us yanks.)

  • @Nettsinthewoods
    @Nettsinthewoods 7 лет назад

    I'm just letting this mouse run over my hands... Lol!

  • @traceycancio8066
    @traceycancio8066 8 лет назад +3

    Looks like a cross between Rob Thomas and Ozzy.

  • @1292liam
    @1292liam 7 лет назад

    private showing

  • @1292liam
    @1292liam Год назад

    Big Beak O'Riley

  • @susi-emily
    @susi-emily 2 года назад

    Ah yes, I remember this. When the Izzard used to be funny.

  • @madman2u
    @madman2u 7 лет назад

    The fuck, I thought someone was breaking in :P @ 1:39

  • @simong.7948
    @simong.7948 6 лет назад

    Jammie Dodgers?!!?!

  • @damaged05170
    @damaged05170 10 лет назад

    chuck man

  • @jaykruger8075
    @jaykruger8075 7 лет назад

    j

  • @AmitKumar-zd5sq
    @AmitKumar-zd5sq 10 лет назад

    Is he a boy or a girl

    • @MrBloodbunny
      @MrBloodbunny  10 лет назад +31

      He's a male lesbian.

    • @chancebostick8688
      @chancebostick8688 10 лет назад +63

      He's an executive transvestite

    • @courtneyshauntel9827
      @courtneyshauntel9827 9 лет назад +1

      +Chance Bostick EXACTLY ON POINT!!! 💯👍 🙌 👏 💄👔👠

    • @ibosquez5238
      @ibosquez5238 7 лет назад +6

      AHHAN KUMAR
      simple question, simple answer: he's a man
      and he's a really kind, nice man and very intelligent too

    • @SuperRichie200
      @SuperRichie200 3 года назад

      He doesn't know.

  • @True-crime-tales101
    @True-crime-tales101 Год назад

    Not funny at all

  • @thomasbrookes3085
    @thomasbrookes3085 3 года назад

    as funny as arseache

  • @billheuber5884
    @billheuber5884 Год назад

    How does and who do you respond to be?!
    Thank you!! 💜👍🏼😉🌈