eddie izzard is the only comedian I know who has the incredible gift of turning inanimate objects and perfectly normal situations into something hysterical. toasters and showers, so right!
I love how he says "You've got a toaster, but it's got a turny nob dial thing on the side there...and it lies to us. It does not tell the truth. For it has numbers from 1 to 6 and they lie!" He's amazing! Rock on, Eddie!!! \m/
Thanks a TON for uploading all of these videos, Swisaavi. I listen to all of these videos at work, and I get weird looks while I'm laughing through my headphones. You rule. Keep up the good work.
You do make a good point, although I feel it necessary to add that, in our patriarchal society (not just today's; it's been around for quite a while), women dressing as men was kinda dressing 'up' in social status, which is all right because male leaders think women look cute (or possibly hot) in suits and such, much as you might think of a child dressing up like an adult. For men to dress as women is frowned on because it's like dressing down in the social order, undermining the 'power' of men.
Got that right, I think Izzard is a genius, great delivery, great timing and great insite and well read on historic facts and social interaction................ And you right, I really don't care, but it is kind of fun to see the people react Cheers
"There is one nano millimeter between fantastic hot and fuckin' freezing" "Get knives in toaster! Get knives, and forks and all cutlery in the toaster! Use a whisk as well! Whisk, whisk, whisk... Get it in! Take it and do it in the bath! In the bath! Turn the water on! Eat a jam sandwich at the same time! Light matches, burn the house down!" "No hair, no haircut"
LoL!! i loved the toast one! but he should have teamed up with Eliza Sleshinger (or however the hell you spell her name) for the shower skit. she did a really funny one. "You get in a relationship with the shower. I controll you, your hurting me, i controll you your hurting me." LMAO!
was it due to copyrights? I'm going to miss it. I watched as many as I could, and they helped on my glum days...I love Eddie Izzard. When I get more money I will have to buy it! Thanks for uploading thme for so long....you'll be sorely missed!
♥ Ỉ Łөϋэ Ħįм haha love the toaster and shower part! "Hey stop using taps, im in the shower. Iam not using taps... im letting a mouse run over my hands". XD K, who doesnt love his quotes!! haha
OMG!!! Lol My apartment building has water interlinked between the suites and the temperature changes like every twenty seconds in the shower. It SUCKS! It's like everyone decides to sit on the john while I'm bathing.
First off, I wasn't complaining at all, it was a question and a legitimate one at that. Go to any video of any comic and look at the comments, there are almost all quotes of the comic with NO comment or any thing else.... just the quote, like we missed it the first time or that we are going to think this person is a great critic because he knows how to type what he heard a few minutes before. I just don't get it and I was trying to find out if other people felt like I do.
Fair enough, I struggled with that one a bit but I really don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, I just want to know if I am alone with this observation or has anyone else wondered why people feel the need to quote the lines in this forum.
no pain no gain
no fish no foul
no socks no shoose
no hair no haircut
I LOVE THIS GUY
eddie izzard is the only comedian I know who has the incredible gift of turning inanimate objects and perfectly normal situations into something hysterical.
toasters and showers, so right!
ive seen the shower sketch hundreds of times and it still makes me laugh
i love eddie, total ledgend
I love how he says "You've got a toaster, but it's got a turny nob dial thing on the side there...and it lies to us. It does not tell the truth. For it has numbers from 1 to 6 and they lie!" He's amazing! Rock on, Eddie!!! \m/
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THIS MAN IS THE FUNNIEST MAN ON EARTH. I LOVE THIS GUY. THANKS FOR POSTING THIS........THANKS!!
i love Eddie Izzard....i've been watchin him since i was a kid and it still makes me laugh every single time i watch him LMAO
"Everyone in West London-- Stop using taps!!"
"I think they're after something more than that. I don't know what it is but they've brought a flag."
XD
Thanks a TON for uploading all of these videos, Swisaavi. I listen to all of these videos at work, and I get weird looks while I'm laughing through my headphones. You rule. Keep up the good work.
Thanks so much for you favorite bits, a gooood laugh but to show his best bits it would have to be everthing he has ever done.
It's just the rebels, sir ... they're here. My God, man! Do they want tea? lol
"don't put a sock in a toaster" Oh man.... I should have listened...
Now i need a new fucking toaster
“We’ve got you on our instruments … we’ve got you on a tuba” - timeless
"you wanna live on the edge!"
Thank you so much for all the clips ;)
i cant get overr# how funny this man is. i am crying here watching this
For it has numbers from 1-6... and it liiiies!
These are fabulous! Some that I've never seen before. Thank you thank you!
hee.. the toaster/shower bit is one of my favorites too
THEY Lie!!!!!! IT Does not TEll the TRUTH !!!!
lol love it
He was brilliant back then, the full package.
"no socks no shoes
no hair no haircut"
"what the hell is he talking about?!"
hahaha
"Eat a jam sandwich at the same time light matches, burn the house down dadada."
Thank you soooo much for uploading these.............UR AWSOME
You do make a good point, although I feel it necessary to add that, in our patriarchal society (not just today's; it's been around for quite a while), women dressing as men was kinda dressing 'up' in social status, which is all right because male leaders think women look cute (or possibly hot) in suits and such, much as you might think of a child dressing up like an adult. For men to dress as women is frowned on because it's like dressing down in the social order, undermining the 'power' of men.
Got that right, I think Izzard is a genius, great delivery, great timing and great insite and well read on historic facts and social interaction................
And you right, I really don't care, but it is kind of fun to see the people react
Cheers
Thanks a lot for uploading all the videos!
Now THAT'S 110% pure comedy gold! ;)
These are really amazing parts ahahah i love it when he talks abour "Fruits and supermarkets" it's amazing =D
"And the toast is going, what the hell are you talking about???"
LOL Eddie izzard is the man!
'My god man! Do they want tea?' hahaha
sock in a toaster? jam on a magnet? perhaps the funniest piece ever written? yes.
I LOVE his wardrobe
"Never put a sock in a toaster. Never put jam on a magnet. Never throw your granny in a bag.
DEF the best parts. my fav too. he's genius-hilarious.
That last shower bit killed me :)
I can't stop laughing... :)
that toaster number bit is absolutely true, I just bought one and it does the same thing....
Thanks for all your patience uploading Eddie's shows.
The toaster/shower skit was hilarious!
details, details
no pain no gain
no fish no foul
no socks no shoose
no hair no haircut
lol his movements during the toast part xD
"There is one nano millimeter between fantastic hot and fuckin' freezing"
"Get knives in toaster! Get knives, and forks and all cutlery in the toaster! Use a whisk as well! Whisk, whisk, whisk... Get it in! Take it and do it in the bath! In the bath! Turn the water on! Eat a jam sandwich at the same time! Light matches, burn the house down!"
"No hair, no haircut"
I laughed so much I cried!! Thankyou.
As long as you never put a sock in your toaster
I saw Eddie three nights in a row in Philly then three nights in a row in NYC all Six nights were different
LoL!!
i loved the toast one!
but he should have teamed up with Eliza Sleshinger (or however the hell you spell her name) for the shower skit. she did a really funny one.
"You get in a relationship with the shower. I controll you, your hurting me, i controll you your hurting me." LMAO!
Wow i jus saw this guys stuf fon youtube, now i wana buy any of of his DVD's if he has any.
WOOT!
The man likes jam. He did say he liked toast and you can put jam on toast.
The toasters and the showers! I haven't laughed that hard in yonks! It's so true!!
Tears and totally out of breath.
Good to have a sense of humor.
Aha I know, thas so cute. Eddie Izzard is such a cutie. ^^
bloody brilliant.
the corinthians
God, the makeup makes him.
Genious
'pause' ...dont put a sock in a toaster...what the... LMFAO!!
"You have 2 positions in the shower...." at 8:05 .... ROFLMAO!!!! too brilliant!
the shower bit is so true!!!
I love the corynth sequence too!
Well... my toaster lies to me too... which is bad because I love toast.
Hahahaha! You are pure entertainment my little essay writing friend.
"Everyone who gets into a shower, they immediately become like a safe-breaker." :D:D
My Fav!!!!
"Love,
Paul(Saint)
The Corinthians... Corinth"
"I don't know what they want, but they brought a flag." xD
the same could be said for flaming. i do agree with you im not sure how the transition occured
was it due to copyrights? I'm going to miss it. I watched as many as I could, and they helped on my glum days...I love Eddie Izzard. When I get more money I will have to buy it! Thanks for uploading thme for so long....you'll be sorely missed!
this is 6 toast! all burt! all burnt! scratch! scratch! lol
One NANOMILLIMETER between fantastically hot and fucking freezing.
In other news- I'm covered in bees.
the shower bit is sooooooo funny
stop using taps!
i'm not using taps, i'm letting a mouse run over my hands
LMAO!
Totally right about the toaster
Stop using the taps, I'm not using the taps I'm simply lettin a mouse tun over my hands!!!! :-):-)EPIC!!!!!
yeah what a genius
he's weird and fucking great. these really are the best bits but the 'cake or death' should be here as well.
Yeah, I have to add my thanks to this list too. These videos turned a lot of potentially horribly boring nights into hilarious ones.
"I dunno what it is, but they've brought a flag." Hahahaha!
what they really need to do is put every one of eddie izzards together.
gawd he is so cute
♥ Ỉ Łөϋэ Ħįм
haha love the toaster and shower part!
"Hey stop using taps, im in the shower. Iam not using taps... im letting a mouse run over my hands". XD
K, who doesnt love his quotes!! haha
you wanna live on the edge!!
xDDD I love the shower bit! *hahahah!!!*
hahahahaha so true about the shower bit
great video:D...
the turny button lies
Toasters are good, but they lie!!! haha i love himm :L
eddie coming to dublin soon....am educatin me mates as to who he is..amazerballs..
OMG!!! Lol My apartment building has water interlinked between the suites and the temperature changes like every twenty seconds in the shower. It SUCKS! It's like everyone decides to sit on the john while I'm bathing.
"Dear Paul (Saint)....
FUCK OFF!"
xD!
Didn't you ever see the second run of blankety blank? Ed's not the only one....
and the toasters!!!
My shower is SO like that. lmao
@tinywizard36
No pain no gain
No pitch no faul
no socks no shoes
no head no Haircut
As strong as a small pony.
Use a whisk as well whisk whisk whisk!
he was born in yemen, moved to eastbourne on the south coast of england when he was six years old, where did you get welsh from?
First off, I wasn't complaining at all, it was a question and a legitimate one at that. Go to any video of any comic and look at the comments, there are almost all quotes of the comic with NO comment or any thing else.... just the quote, like we missed it the first time or that we are going to think this person is a great critic because he knows how to type what he heard a few minutes before. I just don't get it and I was trying to find out if other people felt like I do.
Decisions, decisions. Do I watch Eddie Izzard or do I watch Cromwell for the 16th time?
@WeaslyIsOurKing wrong show...that was glorious, this is definite article...funny as hell though
swiss you should reupload them, but make them private for only your subscribers :P
a lot of the "British play badguys" part in the star wars thing was call backs to previous jokes, hard to follow if you haven't seen it all.
You DAFT GIT... Love and kisses, the Corinthians
Fair enough, I struggled with that one a bit but I really don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, I just want to know if I am alone with this observation or has anyone else wondered why people feel the need to quote the lines in this forum.