Eddie Izzard is the only person I can watch who can say the most randomest thing that anyone can say, some random person could say "Pudding" and no one would laugh, but Eddie Izzard speaks of "Jam and radiators" and makes a whole crowd laugh...I think he has powers of some sort
I laughed when he was jamming all the cutlery into the toaster, then went into hysterical laughter at "Take it and do it the bath! in the bath!" he delivers that line so well.
I just realized, the "map of Belgium" bit when he talks about glove compartments is either reused or a callback to his "Dressed to Kill" show when he's talking about the European Union. "There's a map of Belgium in here."
Oh sweet jesus I think I might have woken my halls up with my laughter! Our toaster lies to us- already caused numerous false fire alarms! And everyone is like that with the showers! Ah thank you Izzard!
Witty, intelligent... and the Monty Python influence comes as an extra bonus! I am laughing my head off at the shower sketch :). I love his work because everyone can relate to his humour. Go, Eddie! :)
Exactly like the lawnmowers I used as a teenager! I even had a summer job cutting grass in the community; oh, the experiences!! The terrible experiences!! If only I’d known then that I could laugh about lawnmower, lying toasters and other assorted gadgets!! We can see ourselves in the toaster routine! Who knew that a routine could be built up on toaster practices?! Brilliant!! I’m so grateful!!
Because of this vid my friend and I cracked up laughing when my history teacher mentioned that at whatever point in history we were talking about toasters were invented. We almost got in trouble because of this.
"Take and do it in the bath, in the bath!" - that's where I lost it) and that hurt you know, plus I couldn't see anything because of tears from laughing
For someone who reads the Kuroshitsuji manga, I immediately thought of Ronald Knox...who fights with a lawnmower. (Then again, all the reapers fight with gardening tools...)
double prefixed were used somewhat before the SI system was adopted. the SI standard was adopted in 1960. not unusual that something sticks around that long, but learning prefixes should be grade-school level as its is a huge part of how everything is measured today.
The best part is the part where he goes the only part of the shower we want is between there and there not even a micro millimeter between fantastically hot and fooking freezing I seen it about 3 years ago for the first time and I still lmao when I see it
Eddie Izzard is the only person I can watch who can say the most randomest thing that anyone can say, some random person could say "Pudding" and no one would laugh, but Eddie Izzard speaks of "Jam and radiators" and makes a whole crowd laugh...I think he has powers of some sort
He is the best medicine for our nasty selfish world out there . Bless you dear Eddie
"It's got a turny-dial-knob-thing on the side... AND IT LIES TO US."
That part had me literally rolling around laughing.
The “Wananananana..na na na no… Wananananan na nadon’t think so” bit always has me in stitches.
I remember she did that on her website back in 2003. You click a motorcycle and she goes "WANANANANANANANANANA HO HO HAW!!"
I like the way he says "One nano milimeter " :) Love eddie
I laughed when he was jamming all the cutlery into the toaster, then went into hysterical laughter at "Take it and do it the bath! in the bath!" he delivers that line so well.
"All the dead people get in the bin where the grass grows"
I love his randomness!
I just realized, the "map of Belgium" bit when he talks about glove compartments is either reused or a callback to his "Dressed to Kill" show when he's talking about the European Union. "There's a map of Belgium in here."
Actually, before Brexit, we used to go to the EU a lot, and pre-TomTom, we used maps.
He's absolutely right about the shower. So true. xD
I just love Eddie's use of the phrase " turn-y button". I find him just so freakin' adorable sometimes. : )
Hard to believe this is ten years old. :D
22 now 😵💫
As a Belgian my glove compartment does, in fact, have a map of Belgium.
2021 and STILL THE FREAKING FUNNIEST MAN OUT THERE!!!
Wikipedia says he’s a she.🤷♂️
"The ark's double parked in a puddle" love it.
Oh sweet jesus I think I might have woken my halls up with my laughter! Our toaster lies to us- already caused numerous false fire alarms! And everyone is like that with the showers! Ah thank you Izzard!
I think this is actually the funniest thing I've ever seen.
4 years and 4 dislikes...does this not prove the epicness of eddie izzard?! :D
Thank you Eddie Izzard, I haven't laughed this hard in years, seriously.
Crying...actually fell over laughing. Love you eddie!
I love the peace and joy that Eddie Izzard's comedy brings me.
Absolutely brilliant. Has a way of turning the most ordinary things in life to fabulously funny
Eddy Izzard is bloody funny on every level 😂😂😂😂😂
Witty, intelligent... and the Monty Python influence comes as an extra bonus! I am laughing my head off at the shower sketch :). I love his work because everyone can relate to his humour. Go, Eddie! :)
omg, hes so friggin funny, i almost fell out of my chair laughin with my friend!! XD
i just about died of laughter at the shower bit :D
"Like toast, mmm..." XD
I love how he says that!XD
Genius. I have the original cassette from the 90's
Exactly like the lawnmowers I used as a teenager!
I even had a summer job cutting grass in the community; oh, the experiences!! The terrible experiences!!
If only I’d known then that I could laugh about lawnmower, lying toasters and other assorted gadgets!! We can see ourselves in the toaster routine! Who knew that a routine could be built up on toaster practices?!
Brilliant!! I’m so grateful!!
i have this like memorized :D i love eddie!
I glove this guy!
Utter legend.
His talent is that he sounds like he is somehow just barely avoiding drowning in the stream of consciousness.
never forget the jam
"Stay down lads! Stay down~"
XD i love Eddie...i also envy his legs O.O
love this!! hilarious stuff and so true!! :D
GENIUS!!!!
Because of this vid my friend and I cracked up laughing when my history teacher mentioned that at whatever point in history we were talking about toasters were invented. We almost got in trouble because of this.
The lawnmower bit, the granddad bit, the toaster bit and the shower bit: all too true o.o (Have I left any bits out? ^^)
Lol! "Eat a jam sandwich at the same time, light some matches-burn the house down, wahhh...." I did that last time my toaster got messed up.
Things like this make me want to be able to like more than once
"Take and do it in the bath, in the bath!" - that's where I lost it) and that hurt you know, plus I couldn't see anything because of tears from laughing
Superb
"He's your grandad too? Are you my sister? and you're my fathers mother....?WHAT THE FUCK WENT ON IN THIS FAMILY?!?!?" lol XD
One position is this...andtheotherpositionisTHIS!
Very talented funny man !!
You jinxed it--it's up to 16 now. D:
The maps... Lol!! My gram had maps of Florida in her car. We lived in NJ and she never went on trips!
This man is fucking glorious
thank you
ah, no, in THE BIN. i can quote this almost totally i've watched it so many times :P
the toast part is the best
The grass would go "Oh for God sake." XD
Holy shit, the shower bit is so fucking apt. I love it.
No Pain no gain
lol this makes me cry of laughter xD
the lawn's even bigger grandad!!
For someone who reads the Kuroshitsuji manga, I immediately thought of Ronald Knox...who fights with a lawnmower. (Then again, all the reapers fight with gardening tools...)
As soon as he said get a lawnmower I could only think of Ronald Knox from Black butler. Which made it even funnier.
It reminds me of that joke when one guy went on the highway in the wrong way and suddently he thinks: "Why is everyone going in the wrong way?!"
Haha, "it's just an air raid, stay down"
I love him!! xD
@BlueThunderFlik thank you! i think Glorious is on Netflix...i can watch the whole thing! yay!
He is Hilarious!
@killerkid2005 Seeing as he says: "The Grim Reaper should update! It's 1997!", it's likely that this is from his Glorious tour.
@WhoOnEarthAreYou possibly referring to a new piece of toast and not the original 3 toast being re-toasted?
@snorlax42 No. Dress to Kill was made after Glorious...
All so true...........
double prefixed were used somewhat before the SI system was adopted.
the SI standard was adopted in 1960.
not unusual that something sticks around that long, but learning prefixes should be grade-school level as its is a huge part of how everything is measured today.
@BelladonnaRLGK I'm with you, I have Glorious, Definite Article and Unrepeatable on playback in my head!!
I appear to have stopped breathing to laugh
3:19
When I was about 10 I asked my aunt to stop referring to her dad as Grandad. My grandad, your dad.
yeah he uses Belgium because its just funny and he makes it funny, like grandma's, jam and Sean connerys voice haha
Lawn mower:
onenananananana no!
onenananananana i don't think so!
XD
I've given up on my shower, so I was just like "fuck it", and put it all the way on hot and built an immunity
"The same people who makes toasters make showers. For they have a turny botton too that lies."
@kalasnavic That he is, that he is, and I just ADORE his impressians and when he acts out the things he does XD
1997...Lol!
The bit about showers. ME EVERY FUCKING MORNING!!!
which concert of his is this??????... please i need to know asap!
What is this performance called? So i can lookup the full video.
'Glorious'
@curtdammit I think he was quoting.
Inspired.
*Sticks a knife in a toaster* *instantly becomes hardcore*
I have one question:
..how does one Wisk in the toaster.?
@SpidersAreNotScary Wow, i thought i was the only one to remember Knox when he said that xP
Kuroshitsuji :D
this made me lol so hard XDDD
OF COURSE!! :D
The best part is the part where he goes the only part of the shower we want is between there and there not even a micro millimeter between fantastically hot and fooking freezing I seen it about 3 years ago for the first time and I still lmao when I see it
which tour is this? or dvd?
"no description available" - No description fucking needed.
I want that suit for Halloween
Toast goes in, bread comes out.
Ronald Knox from kuroshitsuji has a lawnmower sythe. XD
Stay down, lads! Stay down!
@ladywolfblood99 Question is how did you not follow? :P
"What the f*** went on in this family?" lol =D
any one know what show this is from? i wanted to see if it was on netflix haha.
glovedeath!!! I actually went up to my math teacher said GLOVEDEATH!!!!........then ran like HELL!!!!
@TinyTinyDog oh christ, ddid you notic that eddie is in all red?......i wonder if he has a chainsaw....
one person has never made toast.
The only thing I don't get is the thing with Belgium. What does he has against it? :D Or is this a GBr sorta attitude towards Belgium?