Eddie Izzard - Machines That Lie

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  • Опубликовано: 5 фев 2025

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  • @sammiecutie1
    @sammiecutie1 13 лет назад +64

    Eddie Izzard is the only person I can watch who can say the most randomest thing that anyone can say, some random person could say "Pudding" and no one would laugh, but Eddie Izzard speaks of "Jam and radiators" and makes a whole crowd laugh...I think he has powers of some sort

    • @sallykirkstephens8415
      @sallykirkstephens8415 2 года назад +6

      He is the best medicine for our nasty selfish world out there . Bless you dear Eddie

  • @LadyOfPurple89
    @LadyOfPurple89 13 лет назад +69

    "It's got a turny-dial-knob-thing on the side... AND IT LIES TO US."
    That part had me literally rolling around laughing.

  • @QueenToKingOfSpades
    @QueenToKingOfSpades 3 года назад +28

    The “Wananananana..na na na no… Wananananan na nadon’t think so” bit always has me in stitches.

    • @Seej1982
      @Seej1982 Год назад +1

      I remember she did that on her website back in 2003. You click a motorcycle and she goes "WANANANANANANANANANA HO HO HAW!!"

  • @ronarts2005
    @ronarts2005 12 лет назад +15

    I like the way he says "One nano milimeter " :) Love eddie

  • @qrrbrbirbel2
    @qrrbrbirbel2 14 лет назад +23

    I laughed when he was jamming all the cutlery into the toaster, then went into hysterical laughter at "Take it and do it the bath! in the bath!" he delivers that line so well.

  • @myihc
    @myihc 13 лет назад +7

    "All the dead people get in the bin where the grass grows"
    I love his randomness!

  • @snorlax42
    @snorlax42 13 лет назад +10

    I just realized, the "map of Belgium" bit when he talks about glove compartments is either reused or a callback to his "Dressed to Kill" show when he's talking about the European Union. "There's a map of Belgium in here."

    • @ohgosh5892
      @ohgosh5892 3 года назад +2

      Actually, before Brexit, we used to go to the EU a lot, and pre-TomTom, we used maps.

  • @TheBlueorigami
    @TheBlueorigami 14 лет назад +17

    He's absolutely right about the shower. So true. xD

  • @PeteWentzRocks96
    @PeteWentzRocks96 13 лет назад +12

    I just love Eddie's use of the phrase " turn-y button". I find him just so freakin' adorable sometimes. : )

  • @lyamainu
    @lyamainu 14 лет назад +6

    Hard to believe this is ten years old. :D

    • @il9237
      @il9237 Год назад +4

      22 now 😵‍💫

  • @Nelzevir
    @Nelzevir 12 лет назад +20

    As a Belgian my glove compartment does, in fact, have a map of Belgium.

  • @sbreckon1050
    @sbreckon1050 3 года назад +12

    2021 and STILL THE FREAKING FUNNIEST MAN OUT THERE!!!

    • @macman9831
      @macman9831 3 месяца назад

      Wikipedia says he’s a she.🤷‍♂️

  • @AsheeshAnand
    @AsheeshAnand 13 лет назад +10

    "The ark's double parked in a puddle" love it.

  • @Gmoviesmoothie
    @Gmoviesmoothie 12 лет назад +14

    Oh sweet jesus I think I might have woken my halls up with my laughter! Our toaster lies to us- already caused numerous false fire alarms! And everyone is like that with the showers! Ah thank you Izzard!

  • @Xamnada
    @Xamnada 12 лет назад +9

    I think this is actually the funniest thing I've ever seen.

  • @nmegz31
    @nmegz31 13 лет назад +16

    4 years and 4 dislikes...does this not prove the epicness of eddie izzard?! :D

  • @MrEulerRocks
    @MrEulerRocks 13 лет назад +18

    Thank you Eddie Izzard, I haven't laughed this hard in years, seriously.

  • @CrosbySinatraAndDean
    @CrosbySinatraAndDean 13 лет назад +15

    Crying...actually fell over laughing. Love you eddie!

  • @DanielVerberne
    @DanielVerberne Год назад +2

    I love the peace and joy that Eddie Izzard's comedy brings me.

  • @cathywhite6442
    @cathywhite6442 Год назад +3

    Absolutely brilliant. Has a way of turning the most ordinary things in life to fabulously funny

  • @debramiller3548
    @debramiller3548 Год назад +4

    Eddy Izzard is bloody funny on every level 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @daphnesgrowthplanet2245
    @daphnesgrowthplanet2245 11 лет назад +18

    Witty, intelligent... and the Monty Python influence comes as an extra bonus! I am laughing my head off at the shower sketch :). I love his work because everyone can relate to his humour. Go, Eddie! :)

  • @angelgirl123ify
    @angelgirl123ify 14 лет назад +7

    omg, hes so friggin funny, i almost fell out of my chair laughin with my friend!! XD

  • @Ahni17
    @Ahni17 14 лет назад +5

    i just about died of laughter at the shower bit :D

  • @frumpy-pumpkin
    @frumpy-pumpkin 13 лет назад +8

    "Like toast, mmm..." XD
    I love how he says that!XD

  • @Letsgoracing1
    @Letsgoracing1 3 года назад +4

    Genius. I have the original cassette from the 90's

  • @williesnyder2899
    @williesnyder2899 3 года назад +3

    Exactly like the lawnmowers I used as a teenager!
    I even had a summer job cutting grass in the community; oh, the experiences!! The terrible experiences!!
    If only I’d known then that I could laugh about lawnmower, lying toasters and other assorted gadgets!! We can see ourselves in the toaster routine! Who knew that a routine could be built up on toaster practices?!
    Brilliant!! I’m so grateful!!

  • @HBrownHorseTraining
    @HBrownHorseTraining 15 лет назад +3

    i have this like memorized :D i love eddie!

  • @TheJam1192
    @TheJam1192 13 лет назад +4

    I glove this guy!

  • @Starrlett20
    @Starrlett20 13 лет назад +5

    Utter legend.

  • @flamencoprof
    @flamencoprof Год назад +2

    His talent is that he sounds like he is somehow just barely avoiding drowning in the stream of consciousness.

  • @myace1997
    @myace1997 11 лет назад +4

    never forget the jam

  • @PhillipTunaLunatique
    @PhillipTunaLunatique 14 лет назад +5

    "Stay down lads! Stay down~"
    XD i love Eddie...i also envy his legs O.O

  • @SherbetRocket22
    @SherbetRocket22 12 лет назад +3

    love this!! hilarious stuff and so true!! :D

  • @DaduBeaPau
    @DaduBeaPau 13 лет назад +2

    GENIUS!!!!

  • @TheClockworkQuill
    @TheClockworkQuill 14 лет назад +2

    Because of this vid my friend and I cracked up laughing when my history teacher mentioned that at whatever point in history we were talking about toasters were invented. We almost got in trouble because of this.

  • @MintyCanRead
    @MintyCanRead 14 лет назад +4

    The lawnmower bit, the granddad bit, the toaster bit and the shower bit: all too true o.o (Have I left any bits out? ^^)

  • @KakashiRox900
    @KakashiRox900 14 лет назад +2

    Lol! "Eat a jam sandwich at the same time, light some matches-burn the house down, wahhh...." I did that last time my toaster got messed up.

  • @wardrop48
    @wardrop48 12 лет назад +1

    Things like this make me want to be able to like more than once

  • @minischmetterling
    @minischmetterling 11 лет назад +1

    "Take and do it in the bath, in the bath!" - that's where I lost it) and that hurt you know, plus I couldn't see anything because of tears from laughing

  • @TheFantomRogue
    @TheFantomRogue 14 лет назад +1

    Superb

  • @ZiggyZamfir
    @ZiggyZamfir 13 лет назад +4

    "He's your grandad too? Are you my sister? and you're my fathers mother....?WHAT THE FUCK WENT ON IN THIS FAMILY?!?!?" lol XD

  • @packardian
    @packardian 13 лет назад

    One position is this...andtheotherpositionisTHIS!

  • @rockyhudson3346
    @rockyhudson3346 2 года назад +2

    Very talented funny man !!

  • @dantheman931
    @dantheman931 12 лет назад +1

    You jinxed it--it's up to 16 now. D:

  • @lee.lee.n
    @lee.lee.n 2 года назад

    The maps... Lol!! My gram had maps of Florida in her car. We lived in NJ and she never went on trips!

  • @hannessolo1
    @hannessolo1 11 лет назад +5

    This man is fucking glorious

  • @predatorman2
    @predatorman2 13 лет назад

    thank you

  • @BelladonnaRLGK
    @BelladonnaRLGK 14 лет назад +1

    ah, no, in THE BIN. i can quote this almost totally i've watched it so many times :P

  • @EmiliaMclean
    @EmiliaMclean 14 лет назад +1

    the toast part is the best

  • @SuperBeatlesForever
    @SuperBeatlesForever 11 лет назад +3

    The grass would go "Oh for God sake." XD

  • @zevverlith
    @zevverlith 2 года назад +1

    Holy shit, the shower bit is so fucking apt. I love it.

  • @AsboJunior
    @AsboJunior 11 лет назад +1

    No Pain no gain

  • @honeyLLLL
    @honeyLLLL 13 лет назад +1

    lol this makes me cry of laughter xD

  • @CharmedFreak1329
    @CharmedFreak1329 14 лет назад

    the lawn's even bigger grandad!!

  • @KorukorukoruYonda
    @KorukorukoruYonda 12 лет назад +2

    For someone who reads the Kuroshitsuji manga, I immediately thought of Ronald Knox...who fights with a lawnmower. (Then again, all the reapers fight with gardening tools...)

  • @xXRussellTheRabbitXx
    @xXRussellTheRabbitXx 11 лет назад +1

    As soon as he said get a lawnmower I could only think of Ronald Knox from Black butler. Which made it even funnier.

  • @SaGeOwL4891
    @SaGeOwL4891 11 лет назад +2

    It reminds me of that joke when one guy went on the highway in the wrong way and suddently he thinks: "Why is everyone going in the wrong way?!"

  • @Sakkura1
    @Sakkura1 13 лет назад +5

    Haha, "it's just an air raid, stay down"

  • @E6DeltaGirl
    @E6DeltaGirl 12 лет назад

    I love him!! xD

  • @YuukiHyouketsu
    @YuukiHyouketsu 13 лет назад

    @BlueThunderFlik thank you! i think Glorious is on Netflix...i can watch the whole thing! yay!

  • @ememoore729
    @ememoore729 11 лет назад +4

    He is Hilarious!

  • @OriginAtrocity
    @OriginAtrocity 13 лет назад

    @killerkid2005 Seeing as he says: "The Grim Reaper should update! It's 1997!", it's likely that this is from his Glorious tour.

  • @SophieandHowl4Ever
    @SophieandHowl4Ever 13 лет назад

    @WhoOnEarthAreYou possibly referring to a new piece of toast and not the original 3 toast being re-toasted?

  • @SorakuFett
    @SorakuFett 13 лет назад

    @snorlax42 No. Dress to Kill was made after Glorious...

  • @MrKeeft1
    @MrKeeft1 3 года назад

    All so true...........

  • @Nopp3
    @Nopp3 11 лет назад

    double prefixed were used somewhat before the SI system was adopted.
    the SI standard was adopted in 1960.
    not unusual that something sticks around that long, but learning prefixes should be grade-school level as its is a huge part of how everything is measured today.

  • @Katw76
    @Katw76 13 лет назад

    @BelladonnaRLGK I'm with you, I have Glorious, Definite Article and Unrepeatable on playback in my head!!

  • @Xannari
    @Xannari 11 лет назад +3

    I appear to have stopped breathing to laugh

  • @mysteryshrimp
    @mysteryshrimp 12 лет назад +2

    3:19
    When I was about 10 I asked my aunt to stop referring to her dad as Grandad. My grandad, your dad.

  • @mj-zu5iu
    @mj-zu5iu 2 года назад

    yeah he uses Belgium because its just funny and he makes it funny, like grandma's, jam and Sean connerys voice haha

  • @SherbetRocket22
    @SherbetRocket22 12 лет назад

    Lawn mower:
    onenananananana no!
    onenananananana i don't think so!
    XD

  • @eliparker7151
    @eliparker7151 11 лет назад +1

    I've given up on my shower, so I was just like "fuck it", and put it all the way on hot and built an immunity

  • @weinmj
    @weinmj 13 лет назад +1

    "The same people who makes toasters make showers. For they have a turny botton too that lies."

  • @sammiecutie1
    @sammiecutie1 13 лет назад +1

    @kalasnavic That he is, that he is, and I just ADORE his impressians and when he acts out the things he does XD

  • @annehebert510
    @annehebert510 2 года назад +1

    1997...Lol!

  • @FunnyJanuka
    @FunnyJanuka 11 лет назад +1

    The bit about showers. ME EVERY FUCKING MORNING!!!

  • @akshaysehgal
    @akshaysehgal 13 лет назад

    which concert of his is this??????... please i need to know asap!

  • @ccieprakash
    @ccieprakash Год назад

    What is this performance called? So i can lookup the full video.

  • @BtwAwkward
    @BtwAwkward 13 лет назад

    @curtdammit I think he was quoting.

  • @falfield
    @falfield 2 года назад

    Inspired.

  • @logandibnah2281
    @logandibnah2281 12 лет назад +1

    *Sticks a knife in a toaster* *instantly becomes hardcore*

  • @xxRoseheartxx1
    @xxRoseheartxx1 12 лет назад

    I have one question:
    ..how does one Wisk in the toaster.?

  • @DoesAngelsHaveWings
    @DoesAngelsHaveWings 13 лет назад

    @SpidersAreNotScary Wow, i thought i was the only one to remember Knox when he said that xP
    Kuroshitsuji :D

  • @Draggo548
    @Draggo548 14 лет назад +1

    this made me lol so hard XDDD

  • @SpidersAreNotScary
    @SpidersAreNotScary 12 лет назад

    OF COURSE!! :D

  • @blink1821986
    @blink1821986 14 лет назад +1

    The best part is the part where he goes the only part of the shower we want is between there and there not even a micro millimeter between fantastically hot and fooking freezing I seen it about 3 years ago for the first time and I still lmao when I see it

  • @predatorman2
    @predatorman2 13 лет назад

    which tour is this? or dvd?

  • @rutters6834
    @rutters6834 12 лет назад

    "no description available" - No description fucking needed.

  • @thethesaurus
    @thethesaurus 12 лет назад

    I want that suit for Halloween

  • @leppeppel
    @leppeppel 11 лет назад

    Toast goes in, bread comes out.

  • @Shodan451
    @Shodan451 13 лет назад +1

    Ronald Knox from kuroshitsuji has a lawnmower sythe. XD

  • @KryptojackJr
    @KryptojackJr 11 лет назад

    Stay down, lads! Stay down!

  • @DDRBoi02
    @DDRBoi02 13 лет назад

    @ladywolfblood99 Question is how did you not follow? :P

  • @Viky.A.V.
    @Viky.A.V. 3 года назад

    "What the f*** went on in this family?" lol =D

  • @YuukiHyouketsu
    @YuukiHyouketsu 13 лет назад

    any one know what show this is from? i wanted to see if it was on netflix haha.

  • @rlm4evr
    @rlm4evr 14 лет назад

    glovedeath!!! I actually went up to my math teacher said GLOVEDEATH!!!!........then ran like HELL!!!!

  • @KingZydrate
    @KingZydrate 13 лет назад

    @TinyTinyDog oh christ, ddid you notic that eddie is in all red?......i wonder if he has a chainsaw....

  • @midnightblackfire
    @midnightblackfire 14 лет назад

    one person has never made toast.

  • @Josethemoor
    @Josethemoor 11 лет назад

    The only thing I don't get is the thing with Belgium. What does he has against it? :D Or is this a GBr sorta attitude towards Belgium?