Eddie Izzard is the only person I can watch who can say the most randomest thing that anyone can say, some random person could say "Pudding" and no one would laugh, but Eddie Izzard speaks of "Jam and radiators" and makes a whole crowd laugh...I think he has powers of some sort
I laughed when he was jamming all the cutlery into the toaster, then went into hysterical laughter at "Take it and do it the bath! in the bath!" he delivers that line so well.
I just realized, the "map of Belgium" bit when he talks about glove compartments is either reused or a callback to his "Dressed to Kill" show when he's talking about the European Union. "There's a map of Belgium in here."
Witty, intelligent... and the Monty Python influence comes as an extra bonus! I am laughing my head off at the shower sketch :). I love his work because everyone can relate to his humour. Go, Eddie! :)
Oh sweet jesus I think I might have woken my halls up with my laughter! Our toaster lies to us- already caused numerous false fire alarms! And everyone is like that with the showers! Ah thank you Izzard!
Exactly like the lawnmowers I used as a teenager! I even had a summer job cutting grass in the community; oh, the experiences!! The terrible experiences!! If only I’d known then that I could laugh about lawnmower, lying toasters and other assorted gadgets!! We can see ourselves in the toaster routine! Who knew that a routine could be built up on toaster practices?! Brilliant!! I’m so grateful!!
"Take and do it in the bath, in the bath!" - that's where I lost it) and that hurt you know, plus I couldn't see anything because of tears from laughing
Because of this vid my friend and I cracked up laughing when my history teacher mentioned that at whatever point in history we were talking about toasters were invented. We almost got in trouble because of this.
For someone who reads the Kuroshitsuji manga, I immediately thought of Ronald Knox...who fights with a lawnmower. (Then again, all the reapers fight with gardening tools...)
The best part is the part where he goes the only part of the shower we want is between there and there not even a micro millimeter between fantastically hot and fooking freezing I seen it about 3 years ago for the first time and I still lmao when I see it
double prefixed were used somewhat before the SI system was adopted. the SI standard was adopted in 1960. not unusual that something sticks around that long, but learning prefixes should be grade-school level as its is a huge part of how everything is measured today.
"and the grass would go "aww for fucks sake..just lay down mates its just a air raid" and when he turned his back the grass would go FAPOM" LOL hes so fuckin smart
If your toaster is like mine, then the 0 setting works like a stop button for when your toast is burning: if you turn the nob to 0 while it's toasting, it stops and pops the toast. =)
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Eddie Izzard is the only person I can watch who can say the most randomest thing that anyone can say, some random person could say "Pudding" and no one would laugh, but Eddie Izzard speaks of "Jam and radiators" and makes a whole crowd laugh...I think he has powers of some sort
He is the best medicine for our nasty selfish world out there . Bless you dear Eddie
"It's got a turny-dial-knob-thing on the side... AND IT LIES TO US."
That part had me literally rolling around laughing.
The “Wananananana..na na na no… Wananananan na nadon’t think so” bit always has me in stitches.
I remember she did that on her website back in 2003. You click a motorcycle and she goes "WANANANANANANANANANA HO HO HAW!!"
I like the way he says "One nano milimeter " :) Love eddie
As a Belgian my glove compartment does, in fact, have a map of Belgium.
I laughed when he was jamming all the cutlery into the toaster, then went into hysterical laughter at "Take it and do it the bath! in the bath!" he delivers that line so well.
I just love Eddie's use of the phrase " turn-y button". I find him just so freakin' adorable sometimes. : )
"All the dead people get in the bin where the grass grows"
I love his randomness!
He's absolutely right about the shower. So true. xD
I just realized, the "map of Belgium" bit when he talks about glove compartments is either reused or a callback to his "Dressed to Kill" show when he's talking about the European Union. "There's a map of Belgium in here."
Actually, before Brexit, we used to go to the EU a lot, and pre-TomTom, we used maps.
Crying...actually fell over laughing. Love you eddie!
2021 and STILL THE FREAKING FUNNIEST MAN OUT THERE!!!
Wikipedia says he’s a she.🤷♂️
"The ark's double parked in a puddle" love it.
4 years and 4 dislikes...does this not prove the epicness of eddie izzard?! :D
Thank you Eddie Izzard, I haven't laughed this hard in years, seriously.
Absolutely brilliant. Has a way of turning the most ordinary things in life to fabulously funny
Witty, intelligent... and the Monty Python influence comes as an extra bonus! I am laughing my head off at the shower sketch :). I love his work because everyone can relate to his humour. Go, Eddie! :)
I love the peace and joy that Eddie Izzard's comedy brings me.
Oh sweet jesus I think I might have woken my halls up with my laughter! Our toaster lies to us- already caused numerous false fire alarms! And everyone is like that with the showers! Ah thank you Izzard!
I think this is actually the funniest thing I've ever seen.
Hard to believe this is ten years old. :D
22 now 😵💫
Eddy Izzard is bloody funny on every level 😂😂😂😂😂
Exactly like the lawnmowers I used as a teenager!
I even had a summer job cutting grass in the community; oh, the experiences!! The terrible experiences!!
If only I’d known then that I could laugh about lawnmower, lying toasters and other assorted gadgets!! We can see ourselves in the toaster routine! Who knew that a routine could be built up on toaster practices?!
Brilliant!! I’m so grateful!!
I glove this guy!
Utter legend.
"Like toast, mmm..." XD
I love how he says that!XD
omg, hes so friggin funny, i almost fell out of my chair laughin with my friend!! XD
Genius. I have the original cassette from the 90's
never forget the jam
i have this like memorized :D i love eddie!
His talent is that he sounds like he is somehow just barely avoiding drowning in the stream of consciousness.
"Stay down lads! Stay down~"
XD i love Eddie...i also envy his legs O.O
i just about died of laughter at the shower bit :D
The maps... Lol!! My gram had maps of Florida in her car. We lived in NJ and she never went on trips!
"He's your grandad too? Are you my sister? and you're my fathers mother....?WHAT THE FUCK WENT ON IN THIS FAMILY?!?!?" lol XD
One position is this...andtheotherpositionisTHIS!
This man is fucking glorious
Very talented funny man !!
He is Hilarious!
GENIUS!!!!
Things like this make me want to be able to like more than once
Lol! "Eat a jam sandwich at the same time, light some matches-burn the house down, wahhh...." I did that last time my toaster got messed up.
The lawnmower bit, the granddad bit, the toaster bit and the shower bit: all too true o.o (Have I left any bits out? ^^)
Superb
love this!! hilarious stuff and so true!! :D
1997...Lol!
"Take and do it in the bath, in the bath!" - that's where I lost it) and that hurt you know, plus I couldn't see anything because of tears from laughing
@kalasnavic That he is, that he is, and I just ADORE his impressians and when he acts out the things he does XD
No Pain no gain
the lawn's even bigger grandad!!
All so true...........
Haha, "it's just an air raid, stay down"
Because of this vid my friend and I cracked up laughing when my history teacher mentioned that at whatever point in history we were talking about toasters were invented. We almost got in trouble because of this.
ah, no, in THE BIN. i can quote this almost totally i've watched it so many times :P
thank you
the toast part is the best
As soon as he said get a lawnmower I could only think of Ronald Knox from Black butler. Which made it even funnier.
yeah he uses Belgium because its just funny and he makes it funny, like grandma's, jam and Sean connerys voice haha
For someone who reads the Kuroshitsuji manga, I immediately thought of Ronald Knox...who fights with a lawnmower. (Then again, all the reapers fight with gardening tools...)
Holy shit, the shower bit is so fucking apt. I love it.
It reminds me of that joke when one guy went on the highway in the wrong way and suddently he thinks: "Why is everyone going in the wrong way?!"
The grass would go "Oh for God sake." XD
You jinxed it--it's up to 16 now. D:
@BlueThunderFlik thank you! i think Glorious is on Netflix...i can watch the whole thing! yay!
@snorlax42 No. Dress to Kill was made after Glorious...
One nano millimeter between fantastically hot and FUCKING FREEZING!
@BelladonnaRLGK I'm with you, I have Glorious, Definite Article and Unrepeatable on playback in my head!!
3:19
When I was about 10 I asked my aunt to stop referring to her dad as Grandad. My grandad, your dad.
@killerkid2005 Seeing as he says: "The Grim Reaper should update! It's 1997!", it's likely that this is from his Glorious tour.
lol this makes me cry of laughter xD
The best part is the part where he goes the only part of the shower we want is between there and there not even a micro millimeter between fantastically hot and fooking freezing I seen it about 3 years ago for the first time and I still lmao when I see it
I love him!! xD
@WhoOnEarthAreYou possibly referring to a new piece of toast and not the original 3 toast being re-toasted?
@SpidersAreNotScary Wow, i thought i was the only one to remember Knox when he said that xP
Kuroshitsuji :D
double prefixed were used somewhat before the SI system was adopted.
the SI standard was adopted in 1960.
not unusual that something sticks around that long, but learning prefixes should be grade-school level as its is a huge part of how everything is measured today.
Inspired.
Always fucking crease at the bit where the grass goes "Oh for fucks sake"
Ronald Knox from kuroshitsuji has a lawnmower sythe. XD
"The same people who makes toasters make showers. For they have a turny botton too that lies."
In the Bath! The turney button that lies! The nano-millimeter between FANTASTICALLY HOT and FUCKING FREEZING. LOL!
@HNAxHolynovaangyl15 Yea!
OF COURSE!! :D
I've given up on my shower, so I was just like "fuck it", and put it all the way on hot and built an immunity
The bit about showers. ME EVERY FUCKING MORNING!!!
I appear to have stopped breathing to laugh
Grim Reaper.. with a lawn mower.... RONALD KNOX!
You should see my f-ing scales lying. I don't even get on it anymore. It's obvious it hates me for some reason.
@VictorianPorcelain WA-nanananananana... don't think so!
*Sticks a knife in a toaster* *instantly becomes hardcore*
Lawn mower:
onenananananana no!
onenananananana i don't think so!
XD
@inuloveskagome XD I was totally also thinking of kuroshitsuji...
@curtdammit I think he was quoting.
I'm pretty sure Death has an industrial harvester these days.
"no description available" - No description fucking needed.
Toasters! Ahh, toasters are good. Like them. Like toast. Mmm.
Toast goes in, bread comes out.
I want that suit for Halloween
"and the grass would go "aww for fucks sake..just lay down mates its just a air raid" and when he turned his back the grass would go FAPOM" LOL hes so fuckin smart
If your toaster is like mine, then the 0 setting works like a stop button for when your toast is burning: if you turn the nob to 0 while it's toasting, it stops and pops the toast. =)
Stay down, lads! Stay down!