Eddie Izzard's Encore on Computers

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  • Опубликовано: 28 дек 2024

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  • @lcolsen22
    @lcolsen22 Год назад +31

    The fact that he wrote this in the 90's and it's STILL accurate. Just amazing.

  • @kookiemonster9172
    @kookiemonster9172 8 лет назад +93

    What really makes Eddie Izzard awesome is his ability to act. An addition to being funny as hell, he's an amazing actor. He really sets up the scene for you and gets you to visualize everything. It's hard to believe that this is a one-man show! Brilliant!

    • @LittleB2007
      @LittleB2007 6 лет назад +6

      I watched a boring movie called "Victoria and Abdul" last year. The only character I liked was the douchebag Prince of Wales but didn't realize it was Eddie Izzard until I saw the credits. He is an amazing actor indeed!

    • @mokshababe
      @mokshababe 6 лет назад

      loved that movie

  • @DrPhr0
    @DrPhr0 11 лет назад +138

    He forgot the part where it prints out 50 pages of the same thing because you pressed it so many times.

    • @TimoRutanen
      @TimoRutanen 3 года назад +5

      In the company printer room.

    • @vickiebunch5703
      @vickiebunch5703 3 года назад +2

      Yeah! Technology is not my friend! I'm still learning how to use my phone. Merry Christmas all!

    • @u4riahsc
      @u4riahsc 2 года назад +2

      @@vickiebunch5703 As soon as we figure it all out, they will change everything.

    • @LoveGuitarS2
      @LoveGuitarS2 2 года назад

      Classic 😂😂😂

    • @02smithm1
      @02smithm1 Год назад +1

      The 2023 version...
      Clicking a link but it doesn't open. So you click again and again...
      ...143 tabs open in 3 seconds.

  • @paulglitch2119
    @paulglitch2119 11 лет назад +62

    This man is a genius - really brilliant timing and delivery - has to be one of the funniest stand up routines I've ever seen.

  • @darrennz2008
    @darrennz2008 16 лет назад +10

    I have 6 DVD's of Eddie , watched them like 10 times over , NEVER get sick of him and I always laugh again at the same jokes .. He's just brillant

    • @garryb374
      @garryb374 2 месяца назад

      His delivery is so good and his jokes really don't age so you can watch him over and over and it still holds up as being very funny.

  • @Wrxrtd
    @Wrxrtd 15 лет назад +11

    I actually spoke to Eddie on the phone today. He called in to the company I work for as he uses our software and he needed some assistance! I couldn't believe it when he said ''it is Eddie Izzard'' I was actually speechless! Completely star struck! I absolutely love Eddies work!

    • @theholidaylady1
      @theholidaylady1 2 года назад +2

      Lucky you!!!
      When he was in Toronto, we saw her from front seats. She held a Q & A afterward and I chicken out asking if she'd like to go for a drink with us after. LOL

  • @zombieporn99
    @zombieporn99 14 лет назад +9

    I saw him in Vancouver and he got a standing ovation when the show began!!! he is brilliant!!!!!!

  • @MrAronRobinson
    @MrAronRobinson 11 лет назад +45

    Breaking into the Pentagon computer... Double click on 'yes' LOL

  • @JumpinJAKEFlash
    @JumpinJAKEFlash 8 лет назад +32

    HILARIOUS. One of his best bits of stand up comedy.

  • @matthewjohnson5741
    @matthewjohnson5741 7 лет назад +34

    It's terrifying that 20 years on we have exactly the same problems...

  • @MissKateUK2
    @MissKateUK2 10 лет назад +103

    Immediately after this video was released, a Pentagon spokesman said "We've changed our password".

  • @jetfreak4
    @jetfreak4 17 лет назад +17

    This is my favorite Eddie Izzard scene ever. Very funny man. I've seen tons of his gigs...this one is by far the best. Cannot access printer? It's here! Breaking into the Pentagon...double-click on yes. LMFAO

  • @jhutton10
    @jhutton10 10 лет назад +33

    I've watched this so many times and it still makes me laugh because we all do it don't we? Control P Print!!

  • @MsTWILIGHTLOVER13
    @MsTWILIGHTLOVER13 13 лет назад +12

    "There's something defenitely wrong with the-... There's an on switch on the printer, is there?" xD I freaking love Eddie Izzard!

  • @walterpisante
    @walterpisante 11 лет назад +16

    BEST GENIUS OF OUR TIME

  • @ShaddowChief
    @ShaddowChief 9 лет назад +9

    Never heard of him before tonight, but that was funny as hell,

  • @CaluMew
    @CaluMew 11 лет назад +27

    He is literally the coolest person ala world!

    • @comanchio1976
      @comanchio1976 6 лет назад +1

      +Calum Robert Mewett So you've measured every person in the world's temperature, and found Eddie's to be the lowest?
      I literally don't believe you.

  • @jj26566
    @jj26566 9 лет назад +40

    "I've got a Macintosh computer"
    Well there's your problem

    • @janermaher
      @janermaher 7 лет назад

      jj26566 this bit is from 1997

  • @HemGlassBilen73
    @HemGlassBilen73 17 лет назад

    he is gr8! watching the same clips over and over and over and over again!;) Can't get enough!

  • @MiroslavBegov
    @MiroslavBegov Год назад +1

    I really like Eddie Izzard. He is fantastic. I think I watched all his plays and for me this one is the best. And this scene with the computer is divine. I watched it I don`t know how many times and every time I laugh to tears.

  • @prncsleah
    @prncsleah 16 лет назад +3

    First time I heard this, I was driving... had to pull over from laughing so hard... that and the lawnmower bit!! Eddie Rocks!

  • @lacarolish
    @lacarolish 12 лет назад +3

    One of my favorite bits he does - and really hits home on my first computer experience. Control P print...hahaha. Eddie Izzard is excellent.

  • @Matt1yu
    @Matt1yu 16 лет назад +2

    I've probably commented on this before, but I'd just like to say that this may well be the funniest, most realistic and best piece of stand-up comedy I've ever seen. It's definitely Glorious, despite his little jokes in between that don't go down well. I'm gonna see if I can find this DVD so I can buy it.

  • @Gendekk
    @Gendekk 11 лет назад

    Enjoy Eddie, and just luve this one...
    Thank you Marcus!
    Old server engineer here ;-)

  • @samv98
    @samv98 3 года назад +2

    Awesome lol the guys laugh at 3:04 ! I sure Eddie heard it as he looks like he’s smiling as the guy cracks up in the crowd

  • @flyinggeese426
    @flyinggeese426 7 лет назад +2

    2018 and this is still my relationship with computers

  • @KMRmusic720
    @KMRmusic720 14 лет назад

    how can anyone not find this guy hilarious?!

  • @AtlasBlizzard
    @AtlasBlizzard 8 лет назад +30

    The terminology's outdated, but the core problems remain. Printers are STILL very uncooperative, even if you remember the on switch.

    • @Fermion.
      @Fermion. 8 лет назад +16

      I've been in IT for several years and have multiple IT degrees and certifications. That being said, getting a print server to function correctly in a corporate domain environment still makes me facepalm from time to time. I have a printer fail pic in my office of a printer with the caption "YOU HAD ONE JOB!". It always gets a laugh from techies.

    • @CyberBeep_kenshi
      @CyberBeep_kenshi 3 года назад +2

      @@Fermion. i concur. HP printer driver cd's.... with 100 shareware shit software ads fests, except the printer driver.......
      Today, still the same, now you need an account at hp, so all your prints n scans go through the hp cloud...... i am suuuuure they are soooo honest not to keep copies

  • @JarnBjorn72
    @JarnBjorn72 17 лет назад +3

    Eddie's a genius! Great stuff always!

  • @justicekeyes
    @justicekeyes 6 лет назад +1

    Awesome humor, just fantastic! Thank you!!!

  • @solberg05cz
    @solberg05cz 13 лет назад

    Why isn't this video the most viewed on RUclips? It is unbelievably hilarious!

  • @AlisonBeach
    @AlisonBeach 17 лет назад

    Seeing him in Boston next month - can't wait!!!

  • @kelnahxo
    @kelnahxo 16 лет назад +5

    "cannot access printer? ...its here. I can access printer!" lol i love eddie hes so funny

  • @GKAwithavengeance
    @GKAwithavengeance 13 лет назад +3

    The "Double-click on yes..." line was priceless! xD

    • @simonsimon325
      @simonsimon325 2 года назад

      Are you sure you want to hack the Pentagon?

  • @PolishPolackski
    @PolishPolackski 9 лет назад +79

    "there's ON switch on the printer, is there"
    Every time :D

    • @dirtyharry1881
      @dirtyharry1881 7 лет назад +2

      Nice spoiling it for everyone who looked a bit under the video...

  • @TypingTornado
    @TypingTornado 13 лет назад

    I wish there was a love button instead of a like button. This was absolutely hilarious... every moment of it! Definitely a new favourite.

  • @usedpumpkin
    @usedpumpkin 16 лет назад +4

    "Hello, Amsterdam? You speak very good english, well done!" :D

  • @Uphadis
    @Uphadis 15 лет назад

    LOL! Best description of being happy I've heard in a loooong time!

  • @bustermllerandersen4565
    @bustermllerandersen4565 8 лет назад +7

    "Password protected, 20 billion possible combinations. Eeeeh Jeff...... EY"
    xD

  • @Pamathey
    @Pamathey 16 лет назад

    I'm going to see him in Chicago Friday. I CAN NOT WAIT -- Did I say that already? Let me just say again. Can not wait. I'm glad you got to go. Some day a bunch of us will have to say up and go to every show. haha. That'd be great.

  • @Pamathey
    @Pamathey 16 лет назад

    I LOVE this bit. I'm going to see him in 2 weeks. CAN NOT WAIT. This is a fantastic outfit, too, I have to say. Possibly his best.

  • @AlwaysHereAndNow
    @AlwaysHereAndNow 3 года назад +2

    I laughed sooooo hard my belly hurt a d I had to pause.

  • @Finnegeas
    @Finnegeas 16 лет назад

    this is by far his best show. one of the most original uses of material by a comedian.

  • @MatiProbably
    @MatiProbably 12 лет назад

    Going to see Eddie's new show live in May. Can't wait. :)

  • @jajayatzi
    @jajayatzi 15 лет назад

    This is so funny! i've only discovered him recently and I'm hooked!!!

  • @piper42
    @piper42 16 лет назад +2

    The GREATEST comedian! Smart and funny while relating to the audience. Love eddie!

  • @mplungjan
    @mplungjan 7 лет назад +9

    And you finally turn the printer on and it prints the 12 identical pages from the print queue

  • @curtismapman
    @curtismapman 17 лет назад

    Oh my God that was funny. I am in tears. I just discovered this guy!

  • @jimthestuntman
    @jimthestuntman 16 лет назад +2

    "I can access printer"
    "Of the 2093 other problems, ive just managed to get another one"

  • @mariancraig
    @mariancraig 14 лет назад +1

    The printing joke cracks me up every time - has to be one of his best

  • @kimiquinn08
    @kimiquinn08 16 лет назад

    hpoing to see him in london in decemeber!!
    goon get tickets next month!! yay!!

  • @cacaoueterealisateur
    @cacaoueterealisateur 15 лет назад

    thank you for those very nice stand up performances free

  • @Wrxrtd
    @Wrxrtd 15 лет назад +1

    ''No I can' tell you!'' hahaha love the way he says it!

  • @Simply_Sadie
    @Simply_Sadie 17 лет назад

    Thank you so much for posting this! I love him. Going to put this up on my page :)

  • @danieljago8200
    @danieljago8200 7 лет назад

    Glorious is amazing one of the best stand up DVD's of all time.

  • @BennyLlama39
    @BennyLlama39 7 лет назад +5

    That would be me. "I've wiped the internet? I don't even have a modem!" 😀

  • @emmaleekirkpatrick6547
    @emmaleekirkpatrick6547 7 лет назад +3

    My printer, "I'm gonna use all the paper in the paper tray at once no matter how you fill it!!!"

  • @11spike7
    @11spike7 17 лет назад +6

    The Brits produce some of the best comedy on the planet. Eddie is really a bit of all right then!

  • @TheComedyconnoisseur
    @TheComedyconnoisseur 15 лет назад +2

    Eddie is so funny, i love the way we can relate to this very good comedian

  • @kaia06
    @kaia06 16 лет назад

    LOL!! i have watched this about a 100 times now... i still cant get enough!! this is one of my favoritt parts by Edddie Izzard! :D
    just awesome!

  • @ahalala8
    @ahalala8 17 лет назад

    This is masterpiecelevelofcomedy. So good it defies laws of grammar and has to be written together like that.

  • @lulamidgeable
    @lulamidgeable 12 лет назад +1

    I saw this show in London back when he was touring with it. I'm not sure I've ever laughed that much in my life before or since. My stomach muscles were in so much pain the next day.

    • @simonsimon325
      @simonsimon325 2 года назад +1

      Same. Had one of those moments where I wished he'd stop being so funny because it was starting to get really uncomfortable. Couldn't get my breath and my stomach muscles were aching.

  • @Urbanfire123
    @Urbanfire123 14 лет назад

    Wow, one of the rare occasions a comedian can set me on tears. This guy is seriously BRILLIANT

  • @dangercat93
    @dangercat93 16 лет назад +1

    I recently saw this whole show and I thought it was hilarious
    I love Eddie Izzard

  • @unlsoccer1
    @unlsoccer1 16 лет назад

    He is the best. I have watech it like Million times but never get tired

  • @MrMjwoodford
    @MrMjwoodford 8 лет назад +20

    It would be nice if error messages did actually tell you what you've forgotten to do.

  • @veraparagouteva5412
    @veraparagouteva5412 Год назад

    Eddie Izzard, you are brilliant!

  • @tammycuteness
    @tammycuteness 17 лет назад +3

    "Cannot access printer- it's here!" I have actually done that.

  • @Pamathey
    @Pamathey 16 лет назад

    His little song at 1:35 into it is the same song he used of his sketch on "Dress to Kill" when Steve McQueen gets on the motorcycle and rides to Switzerland ... I've watched THAT one too many times. ;)

  • @chrissy198653
    @chrissy198653 13 лет назад

    Haha I'm new to him...and I literally cannnot stop laughing...every random clip I see of different bits from different standups has me bursting w/ laughter! =) I love when this happens!

  • @diskosimpa
    @diskosimpa 17 лет назад

    oh, man that's tough. but i agree. watching some clips of eddie and you feel a lot better. he's just completely awesome!

  • @ILuvDepp
    @ILuvDepp 15 лет назад

    Yeh its gonna b the first time i get to see him live too XD
    i cant wait i hope u have a gr8 time haha!

  • @gradgurl2007
    @gradgurl2007 15 лет назад

    This whole thing brings me joy!

  • @revalashun
    @revalashun 16 лет назад

    Possibly the most brilliant comedian. Outstanding.

  • @DannyBuenaflow
    @DannyBuenaflow 13 лет назад +2

    "OH no, no.."
    "Cannot access printer? It's here..."
    "Nooo, I can't tell you..."
    "Oh there's an on switch is there?"
    "A problem of type 2049 has occured? WTF is that?"
    "Ohh, don't do that..."
    OMG, I kiss the groung this man walks on...

  • @kaia06
    @kaia06 16 лет назад

    :D damn i live Eddie!! :D i must have seen this clip about 100 times already, but it still brings me to tears :D

  • @amarilrose
    @amarilrose 14 лет назад

    I think this may be my favorite of his outfits that I have seen! :)

  • @Ins_Verderben
    @Ins_Verderben 14 лет назад

    i adore eddie but i wish i could find some bleeped clips. the damn profile i want to post these clips on wont allow swearing. it sucks. at least he doesnt swear for no reason, for him it just works. you are a genius eddie :D

  • @AtlasBlizzard
    @AtlasBlizzard 12 лет назад +2

    I love this stage design. Like the ruins of an observatory on the moon.

  • @Bikutolu
    @Bikutolu 14 лет назад +1

    The thing i love with this sketch is that it is so true!

  • @lesr131
    @lesr131 16 лет назад +3

    "and u throw the instructions out the window!!" hahahaha...so, so true

  • @ftmichael
    @ftmichael 17 лет назад

    The show is called Glorious. It was filmed in 1997 in London.

  • @blousecollarupturned8300
    @blousecollarupturned8300 11 лет назад +19

    Cannot access printer? It's here.

  • @onlyme219
    @onlyme219 2 года назад

    Its now 2022 and I still have this problem with my printer, some things never change :)

  • @loganweitzel3014
    @loganweitzel3014 9 лет назад +14

    I Can Access Printer! Why de F*** Can't you access printer!?

  • @nwjlions
    @nwjlions 16 лет назад

    brilliant brilliant brilliant. loved it!

  • @TexasAmericana
    @TexasAmericana 3 года назад +1

    "Network device not found" the deathstroke of any hacker movie.

  • @Ghettotechki
    @Ghettotechki 14 лет назад +4

    I'm a tech and that's my face at work everyday. "Oh no no". LMAO!!!!!

  • @Marstic666
    @Marstic666 16 лет назад +2

    Omg I love this joke. I listen to it all the time.

  • @LodemaiT
    @LodemaiT 17 лет назад

    Gosh I just love this guy!

  • @kittyria7
    @kittyria7 16 лет назад

    i love eddie and HA!!! i have tickets to his next show!!! yey!!

  • @MrWoopie
    @MrWoopie 16 лет назад

    one of the best
    original

  • @usedpumpkin
    @usedpumpkin 16 лет назад +2

    "I've wiped the file?" Love the face he does xD

  • @Transformergirl
    @Transformergirl 16 лет назад +3

    "I-I've wiped the file? I've wiped all the files? I've wiped the internet? I don't even have a modem!" Eddie I love you! XD

  • @Boxvoko
    @Boxvoko 16 лет назад +2

    "There's an on switch on the printer, is there?" HAHAHAHAHA love it!

  • @Deadnature
    @Deadnature 17 лет назад

    this guy is my new fav stand up.

  • @TheOBOM
    @TheOBOM 11 лет назад +5

    Ar-ma-geddon' outa-here! My Aussie brother-in-law wil really dig that!!!

  • @kimiquinn08
    @kimiquinn08 16 лет назад

    live at the o2 in london on 3rd dec! cant wait! XD

  • @DasUnheimliche
    @DasUnheimliche 18 лет назад +1

    "'Cannot access printer'? It's here. I can access printer! Why the f*ck can't YOU access printer!!!"
    i love this man and his impeccable taste in clothing.

  • @kathyarnold8539
    @kathyarnold8539 7 лет назад +1

    i have done the "it's here" A FEW times...lmao..