Furniture Waltz - Shannon/Kanon Image Song (EP6) Full Translation

Took me long enough. And it looks like someone has already beaten me to this one as well. Sorry. I'm not even sure if the kanji is right - it seems okay, but I just found it on some Yahoo! Answers Japan thing (I have to make do with what I can find, people!). Still, I figured that a native Japanese speaker would be better at guessing the lyrics than me.
Even so, that one line in the middle that is all distorted (you will know it when you hear it...) is a complete guess, because apparently, even a native Japanese speaker cannot tell what the hell they're saying. O_o
Notes:
"deathmatch" - I just thought I'd point this out, because I thought it was interesting "wordplay." The word "shiai" just means "match," but here, the first kanji is replaced with the one for "death," so I assume it means "deathmatch."
"The brother and sister who split 'sound'," - A reference to the fact that Shannon and Kanon both use the character for 'sound' in their names.
...that's about it. It's a pretty straightforward song.
It's not a very clean job, I'll admit - but I kept feeling guilty about putting this off. It was that one distorted line in the middle that was driving me nuts!

[@churro7344]

the heck- kanon said he can't sing because he is furniture but he's singing right here lol-

[@churro7344]

*HE SINGS ALMOST ALL OF THE SONG TOO!!!*

[@nogigin9790]

MetalAssault YOU DID NOT JUST MAKE THAT REFERENCE. OMFG.

[@gyalpoirgyud4759]

kanon won't have a very manly voice, but he sure can sing despite being "furniture"

[@powerfulberry237]

@@nogigin9790 what
Stfu

[@Salada_defrutos2]

This Song is good, I already attribute it to shannon and kanon, I didn't know about this concept of image music, it's a very good combination

[@lilysaintclaire4716]

I only just realised it, but...
*Holy shit, the backing drumline (best heard at **2:45** onwards) is identical to Bad Apple's!*

[@Chrono247]

+Lily Saintclaire its a waltz drumline. 1, 2, 3, 4. hence why the song is called furniture waltz.

[@Ramsey276one]

Japanimation wordplay inspires me so much
You could hear in the Anime:
FALSE FURNITURE WALTZ
Then read in the English manga:
Fall's (Autumn!) Furniture Dance
But the original Manga used other Kanji and it's ACTUALLY:
Autumn's Counterfeit Gallery Dancing Inferno
At least that explains the ANIME BAYSPLOSIONS! XD

[@amamiamane61]

I think only Kanon-kun singing the whole time,but the lyrics is referring both of them. :)

[@Cococrash11]

Awesome Furniture Waltz Shannon/Kanon Image Song Episode 6 Full Translation Video.

[@kevabWTF]

This song slaps

[@_JoestarThestar]

This feels like touhou ost somehoa

[@BakedBanana]

oh.

[@ShugoShadow]

Go ahead, and thanks!
However, I'm not the only one who has translated this song - you may want to use victorialau95's version as well because I'll admit, I'm not too experienced with translation yet. I'm still learning.
And I fixed a line with an annotation today, so be sure to look at that.

[@hachijospaniard5643]

2023 WTC fanbase otaku moment.

[@stellameep5477]

We’re still here lol XD

[@KasaiChanOuO]

I. LOVE. THIS. SONG! but i really don't hear Shannon singing....

[@nicothekenji]

well,
*spoilers*
...they're both the same person so it wouldn't be weird for their voices to be only 'one', too. xD

[@keyopenlock142]

no. It's because this isn't a character song. This is an image song, so it's not sang by the VAs. This is sang by someone else.

[@_JoestarThestar]

​@@keyopenlock142it sounds like beato + shanon + kanon so real

[@user-co4mq4fr4k]

(゜-゜)なにを願う…

[@jayIG]

well you cant really call this a waltz, it's in 4/4 and theyre in a deathmatch

[@RaveNinja1401]

DAT 4/4 tempo

[@keyopenlock142]

but most songs are 4/4...

[@livinghooman8471]

At least the start is (definitely) 3/4.