Hearing bill say a psycho recognizes another psycho reminded me of the time I went hitchhiking. This stoner couple in a vw microbus picked us up and the boyfriend asked me aren't you worried about someone trying to kill you? I thought I'd be funny so I said the odds of a serial killer randomly picking up another serial killer are astronomical. For some reason they didn't find it as funny and even after explaining it was a joke it was a very uncomfortable ride lol.
I wonder if that shits ever happened. Like a dude who picks up hitchhikers to kill them ends up picking up a hitchhiker who kills people who pick him up. I feel like this could be the plot of a movie or something lmao
Bill Burr is just the man. I am from Germany, he has a show here near future, and it was sold out imidiately. Burr and Rogan talking together just hanging around, just so entertaining to watch! One of the best podcasts ever made.
If you're interested in just what Bill's talking about check out the book "Freedom's Forge". Pretty much explains how American industry helped to win WW2. Pretty cool stuff to look into.
Hmm....I don't recall that in that particular book. Focused on guys like Henry Kaiser, Bill Knudson, Kelly Johnson, the bomber plant in Yspilanti, MI, basically how industrialists helped move the US war machine along. Simply we could easily out produce everyone.
Sowden said it best, " Saying you dont care about surveillance because you have nothing to hide is like saying you dont care about free speech because you have nothing to say"
Yep.....you don't protect free speech because everyday you've got something critical to say that needs protection....you just don't know when somebody will think its a good thing to shut you up. Same with preventing the state from listening to everything you say....when will an innocent statement you made two years ago get used against you? Need to protect from that.
Your information until you give it out with consent is your property and it should not be taken unless it is directly implicated in an active investigation, The protection of private property is just as essential as the right to freedom of speech to a civil society hence they are comparable.
When Joe said "Just need a good scatter gun... Something with a good SPREAD" I was fucking SHOCKED Bill let that one slide without at least firing a couple off hahaha
Rick Harding Its a bit from one of his specials where he goes off about going to a gun shop & all the dude keeps saying who works there is "It has a nice spread" or "you want something with a good spread" & Bill just rages over that for a couple minutes talking bout him saying spread so much haha
Your new interweb tech guy is on point. Seems to always have the relevant info ready to look at, quietly lets you know about it, and actually aids to the flow of the discussion instead of tripping it over. Keep that guy on! :)
Get Brian May on the show! Not only has he toured the world as one of the biggest rock bands of the late 70s and 80s (Queen), but he also has a PHD in Astrophysics. Would be super interesting having him on! :)
@@cooperkinz It's super funny! The last scene of season one, I can't remember the last time a show made me laugh so hard! I'm madly in love with John Mulaney so I may be biased, but I highly recommend it lol
Seriously, he has a buddy for everything. SOme time ago the guest was talking about malaria and how much it would suck to have it. Joe said : I got a buddy who had malaria. 2 times.
Ditto😂 Ethan is in a protected environment bitching about RUclipsrs and shit. He's used to politically correct soft spoken guests. Bill is a Savage who destroys Morning Shows WHILE he is being interviewed on Morning Shows😂 Ethan never saw it coming.
Bert Kreishner extended the Bill invite, remember? And Bert's episode was AWESOME, Bert and Ethan are friends. Bill is Bert's friend (or they are closer). If you cared enough you would know that other than just consuming content, ungratefully.
It's 1 Am and I haven't finished packing for my 7 month backpacking trip with the plane leaving 7.30 am. But, Bill Burr on JRE is something that can't wait.
Europe? Asia? How much preparation went into it? Like, did you work as much as you could for a few years to save up so you wouldn't have to worry taking off those 7 months? Never met any one personally that backpacked anywhere so it'd be pretty cool for some advice or just the usual way you go around it.
permos12345 i should be learning the songs we are going to play in a wedding tomorrow ( I work in a weddings band sort of thing) I guess someone is not getting a nice ceremony tomorrow. I love this bald headed cuks
I'm currently living in Sweden and I wanted to see something different than Europe. Therefore I'm going to Asia for my second time! Heading to Japan first, then the Koreas, China, Nepal, India and a few other places. Will come home just in time for Christmas, stay a few weeks then go to South America and hopefully Antarctica! :D Planning on staying there for about a year in total. I haven't planned half as much as I should have but I decided I was going to quit the job that I hated in January. Felt the urge to travel and decided that I deserved a little break from working :) I usually plan as I go so for me it's mostly figuring out where I should start, have a loose plan on where to go after and just buy some gear before hand. I'm using money that I saved up working in Norway and it took me a little over a year I reckon. Where are you planning on going? :)
17:55 Joe: "Gustav Railway Gun..... so this thing's on tractor tyres... looks like this things on tractor tyres, right?" IT'S A RAILWAY GUN JOE IT'S ON RAILS, YOU LITERALLY JUST READ THE NAME
Chris Snyder I thought same thing too. It was used in.. Stalingrad siege ?... at some point it was used that’s what I remember. It is a devastating weapon. Although essentially useless because of set up time and the sheer numbers of protection so not allow it to fall into enemy hands... I believed it was melted and scrapped ultimately. It shot like car sized shells haha.
@@fore54k3n I spoke to a soldier who feared that weapon. He said it was an instant earthquake when the shell hit and would do massive damage. He said that was the one weapon he feared the most.
@@The_Gray_Fox947 You noticed that, too? Yeah, well... you just never know when you're gonna forget to laugh at something, the first time you heard it.
Jesus Herrera Comedy She jacked material from the late Patrice O Neal. Her jokes suck. She acts like she is a good looking or desirable women when she's not
I didn't like the 1st episode of f is for family. I think the Netflix model shoulda did something special for that 1st show. Is the rest of it better? I dunno.
Seriously I guess I dont get h3h3, Ethan is merely okay and his wife adds literally NOTHING to the podcast. She just sits there with a shit eating grin.
Everyone is always saying how old school Bill is. Let me tell you, in terms of striking he is always incorporating new shit. Super creative, high level striker.
Audie Murphy grew up on the land that my family currently owns in Farmersville, Texas. Property value definitely went up whenever we find old photos of him. We now use his old house as a barn to store hay.
Cali gas and traffic are the worst. Heli pads aren't everywhere. This ain't Howard inviting Artie, Baba Booey, Ross, and Ralph to a rare concert in the Hamptons. Powerful JRE. Hit em' with the Hein. P.S. MCT oil and grass fed butter. #CaveManCoffee
so weird that a year ago they're talking about yusaku maezawa and elon musk at the same time in this podcast and now maezawa is going to be the first private citizen to go to the moon on elon musks new spacecraft, strange coincidence.
Bill is hit the nail on the head on 32:40. People that say" if you're not doing anything wrong why worry about it" are retarded. To those people I ask this. If you are at home and some complete stranger comes to your door and asks you "what're you doing in there?" Are you going to tell them? Let them in? You might not be "doing anything wrong" but you don't want this potential lunatic in your house.
People can be so shortsighted it's infuriating. With the obvious manipulation of the public by modern media and advertising you'd think they'd be a little wary about increasing the amount of info available to these corporations who are concerned with mainly making a profit. Do they really think the data isn't going to be used to trick and manipulate more people? But they just claim it's all a conspiracy that this "random" data could be used for nefarious purposes. They fail to see/believe that in the future, the skills/tools to manipulate people will only become stronger and plotting trends/patterns will be come easier as computing power increases. I hope I'm wrong but if the past century taught me anything, it's that the Rockefeller-like rich elite will do whatever they can to keep anyone from usurping their power.
Berserkramo410 Especially when it's been shown that random NSA fuckers are spying on ex girlfriend's etc. Plus the potential for easier blackmailing of politicians, by the true ruling powers, the nightmarish possibilities are endless...
Amy Schumer's special got a shitty Netflix rating because that's exactly what it deserved. A hack joke thief whose entire routine revolves around being a slutty alcoholic. Awful awful comic
Just wanted to add to this amazing truth storm. Amy Schumer is just not funny.... she has that dry vocal fry at the end of everything and always sounds like shes complaining regardless of the joke... completely unaware of how this girl got famous....
Crazy how they go from talking about the Japanese billionaire to Elon musk, now that Japanese billionaire is the first passenger on Elon’s ship to the moon...
The Nazis actually had a gun that was bigger than that, it was literally attached to the side of a mountain ,it was called the V-3. It was one of the most amazing designs for a projectile weapon ever made. Look it up u won't be disappointed. Also I watched a docudrama about a unit of allied soldiers tasked with doing recon on the functionality of it and how the brass would inevitably destroy it , simply fascinating.
I love how they did matching hairstyles for the podcast
This guy HAHAHA
Hair?
Jay Dickman u think that made bill laugh
Jay Dickman lol
Jay Dickman ...hahaha!!!!
Bill Burr has the best delivery. He says dark shit, and gets visibly happier the deeper he goes down the rabbit hole.
J Ribs nice profile picture. Haha
he also likes dark women
J Ribs very true observation!!
Word tom segura does the same shit.. we all love it
+Chris Shapiro both my fav right now
Bill burr's angry unscripted rants are funnier than most comics full written shows.
💯 %
He's naturally entertaining.
Orange juice after brushing your teeth lol thumbs down
agreed. he has natural ability to be funny, he always makes me laugh, sometimes just the way he phrases simple things. The dude is killin it :P
“They look like they’re on their 6th child” had me wheezing
There's a parallel universe where both of these guys have long flowing medieval locks
@ I did. I don't like it man.
You're definitely high.
skankhunt42 lmao I mean idk but I’m pretty sure they did
@ carefull with that...:D:D:D hitler was sober anti drugs and wasnt running after women.....churchill was the direct opposite...but without drugs.
@@tomast9034 hitler was on meth nigga
The glare off Bill and Joe's heads are like dueling lasers.
noisyturtle that’s from having a black wife. She got him hipped to Shea butter lotion
Haha.. they are sooo bald.. they reflect 200% uv radiation back to the sun.. 100% reflection each.. these guys tan the sun
Lmfao
lmao
nice to see em take pride in rockin' the chrome dome. plugs are...well...
I love this fucking show, its like hanging out with friends I dont have.
nicholas thrower hahahahaa
Yeah that's y I'm here
ruclips.net/video/Gouq8ZZfYBU/видео.html
podcasts in a nutshell
nicholas thrower l said the same exact thing to a real of mine. So funny
bill: "i dont know. i just say things joe."
joe: "i do too."
*both laugh*
I was scrolling the comments and read this 5 seconds before they said it and I'm pretty sure the illuminati is involved
Alex jones voice * .. its the shadow government ! energy vampires !
Lowek 😂😂😂😂
Definitely the best part
bkoellish I shit you not it just happen to me rn.
Hearing bill say a psycho recognizes another psycho reminded me of the time I went hitchhiking. This stoner couple in a vw microbus picked us up and the boyfriend asked me aren't you worried about someone trying to kill you? I thought I'd be funny so I said the odds of a serial killer randomly picking up another serial killer are astronomical. For some reason they didn't find it as funny and even after explaining it was a joke it was a very uncomfortable ride lol.
Oh my god that was great. I make those kinds of jokes that no one laughs at, that I think a genius.
Nice
Ive heard iterations of this before, but it still deserves way more likes
Dang! That was good.
I wonder if that shits ever happened. Like a dude who picks up hitchhikers to kill them ends up picking up a hitchhiker who kills people who pick him up.
I feel like this could be the plot of a movie or something lmao
Bill is so hip and old at the same time. Genuinely great.
Yeah old timey cool guy
Mandom
Eric Ramirez lol fuck off he's not old
Eric Ramirez I
Billy ol' red tittays
"That's how we beat Germany in World War II, we 'McDonalds'd 'em."
- Bill Burr
XtremeConditions 😆😆😆😆
Bill Burr is so clueless about WW2 it hurts.
Shermans hardly faced that many tigers.
ayyy someone timestamp this please
That might be our all too now we do it with food and it works!
Didn't do much in Europe, but you seem to forget it was a WORLD war.
Joe is so LA. “I HAD to meet my neighbor the other day. My daughter flew a drone into her yard.” 😂
Damn the world has changed. Used to be you were trying to get your kickball out of the neighbours yard, not your flying mini robot airplane.
Bill Burr is just the man. I am from Germany, he has a show here near future, and it was sold out imidiately. Burr and Rogan talking together just hanging around, just so entertaining to watch! One of the best podcasts ever made.
"A tiger was worth like 4 American tanks, but the Americans always had 5. We just totally McDonalds 'em." lmao I love that "McDonalds 'em".
If you're interested in just what Bill's talking about check out the book "Freedom's Forge". Pretty much explains how American industry helped to win WW2. Pretty cool stuff to look into.
Hmm....I don't recall that in that particular book. Focused on guys like Henry Kaiser, Bill Knudson, Kelly Johnson, the bomber plant in Yspilanti, MI, basically how industrialists helped move the US war machine along. Simply we could easily out produce everyone.
Honestly, don't take my word for it. My memory isn't necessarily the sharpest. So I'd check it out for yourself.
SchizoidMan he said the same joke last podcast
SchizoidMan word
Bill burr is the best guest i dont care what he wears
Matt Brooks he's not even funny bro
Matt Brooks Lawrence Kraus was a pretty badass guest
Art Vandelay Dude Bill is hilarious
Derek Moore not really.
He dresses like Julian Assange but looks like my grandpa in a lawn chair watching the football game. Tremendous
15:02 Bill: "I just say things Joe".
Joe: "I do too."
viralvideoguy1988 *hits blunt*
1:09:46 Joe literally says "Got a good spread" which is my favorite Bill Burr stand up line
“Got a problem over there? WHOAAAAOH”
I want a woman who looks at me the way Rogan looks at Bill.
AxelStacks I guess he wants to fuck Bill Burr?
49:54
Lmaooo
Nick Firestone just #HighAF
Hahaha. Yeah Burr is the man I hope to be.
Sowden said it best, " Saying you dont care about surveillance because you have nothing to hide is like saying you dont care about free speech because you have nothing to say"
Sounds nice but I don’t see how the two are actually related.
^ Fucking beautifully worded
Dah Dah neither are inviolable but I actually don't have anything to hide yet I do have things to say that are protected by free speech so.
Yep.....you don't protect free speech because everyday you've got something critical to say that needs protection....you just don't know when somebody will think its a good thing to shut you up. Same with preventing the state from listening to everything you say....when will an innocent statement you made two years ago get used against you? Need to protect from that.
Your information until you give it out with consent is your property and it should not be taken unless it is directly implicated in an active investigation, The protection of private property is just as essential as the right to freedom of speech to a civil society hence they are comparable.
Bill Burr seems like a really honest, nice guy
Salsabilla Is that you, Bill? xD
fawkin buried im
I feel like Joe Rogan could cosplay Shrek pretty easily
Yesss
That's so fucking true lmao
lmaoooo yes, exactly! Just put the ears and some green makeup on him, that's enough, he'll look exactly like Shrek.
Only he's like a midget version
Jamison Johnston that’s what I was gonna say!
Maybe an adolescent Shrek.
When Joe said "Just need a good scatter gun... Something with a good SPREAD" I was fucking SHOCKED Bill let that one slide without at least firing a couple off hahaha
Traxx i know, i laughed hard when joe said that. i dont know if bill heard it though...
Traxx what does that mean
Traxx shit when did he say it ? 😂😂
Rick Harding look up for Bill Burr -trying to buy a gun or something like that on youtube
Rick Harding Its a bit from one of his specials where he goes off about going to a gun shop & all the dude keeps saying who works there is "It has a nice spread" or "you want something with a good spread" & Bill just rages over that for a couple minutes talking bout him saying spread so much haha
Your new interweb tech guy is on point. Seems to always have the relevant info ready to look at, quietly lets you know about it, and actually aids to the flow of the discussion instead of tripping it over. Keep that guy on! :)
pkplex jaime is the shit
pkplex
Aye, young Jamie is a massive improvement on retarded Redban.
"Just fucking .. Push-ups, and drinking milk"
Where does he say this? haha i was waiting the whole time to hear this
During the part when they show Charles Bronson shirtless
Bill Burr's ability to make obscure pop culture references on the fly is amazing.
Yet somehow didnt know who Elon musk is
@@JacobLucasSorenson i mean, it was 3 years ago--probably before he started popping up everywhere
Billy wearing Joe's UFC shirt.
gsg9ff lmao
“Two bald men talk about conditioner: the podcast”
I agree, they should bring the star system back to Netflix!
Sorry Amy
Stan Land damn, you are painfully unfunny man. might wanna work on that if you want that to be your thing
32:08 what bill burr says about the folk who own alexa is the realest thing ever said
"Joe rogan flirts with bill burr for 2 hours"
BoostedBadBoy ZX12R it's been done for 2 months homie
joe has been high for so long he's now just trying to keep acting like who he remembers he was
kiddie smalls: he was worse with Henry Rollins, acted like a middle school girl with a crush at times. Cringe...
I was wondering, do they finally fuck this time?
kiddie smalls it's called charm
Sooooo much baldness. Its like watching a pair of nuts have a conversation XD
aww man do you really want to ruin it for us forever? I won't be able to look at these guys without thinking about this for eternity
Burn
MrMamboItaliano
This is fucking hilarious
What would that make Jamie?
I noticed that right away.
"Where does this live?" "is this in our pallet?" lmfao fucking burr is the funniest man alive today
Bill bur was right. Adam Driver is an Ex-Marine and he’s now becoming one of the biggest actors.
Joe "Jamie, can you look that up?" Rogan
he gets high and forgets stuff. everyone needs a jamie
Jamie will have the last laugh, one day he will have researched everything and will become some sort of oracle..
Gage Cullum and Joe “I had a whole bit about that” Rogan
Haha that’s a good one
JustinBieber change your name then maybe someone will listen to you and not just assume you’re a troll by default
Get Brian May on the show! Not only has he toured the world as one of the biggest rock bands of the late 70s and 80s (Queen), but he also has a PHD in Astrophysics. Would be super interesting having him on! :)
JordanRants this 👍
JordanRants coolest dude in rock n roll! (Besides Dave grohl obviously)
Huge queen fan and never knew till recently that Brian was a genios
Brian May has a motherfucking PhD???
what a fucking legend, get him tf on the show
Freddie Mercury had a doctorate in cock suckery
Man, I want season 3 of F is for Family so bad. That show is hysterical
Dany next month 🎊🎊
it's confirmed for november release. praise be the burr
@@cooperkinz Omg new Big Mouth tomorrow and new F is for Family next month? Blessed days
@Dany is big mouth good? i've heard it's good but never checked it out.
@@cooperkinz It's super funny! The last scene of season one, I can't remember the last time a show made me laugh so hard! I'm madly in love with John Mulaney so I may be biased, but I highly recommend it lol
Love me some Bill Burr... his attitude, method of delivery, smile and sarcasm... awesome!!
I fuckin love Bill Burr, the way he rambles is hilarious
Amy Schumer's special got 1 star because Amy Schumer isn't funny
thats a subjective claim trying to substantiate a possibly objective truth. fail. and im not a fan, but thats just a poor position
LiamWen THE TRUTH
Girls are funny, get over it. Any time she says "MY VAGINAA" funniest thing ever.
Fat shame the fat bitch
lowlowseesee no such thing as objective reality, huh?
Bill Burr is becoming my favorite. He’s top 5 all time no doubt.
My two favorites standups are Carlin and Hicks, but he is undoubtedly funnier than both of them (they were philosophers with jokes).
Tom segura, bill burr, carlin, and chappelle
"Why is war still legal?" -Bill Burr
Joe "I got a buddy" rogan
Jordan Walinovic he said that right when I read your comment
Joe "Don't leave here without some elk, I got some elk meat for ya" Rogan.
Seriously, he has a buddy for everything.
SOme time ago the guest was talking about malaria and how much it would suck to have it.
Joe said : I got a buddy who had malaria. 2 times.
Justin Wren, he was on Joe's podcast a while back. They talk about Justin having Malaria 2 times on the podcast.
For some reason that shit is never gunna get old lmfao
I just watched the H3H3 podcast with bill burr and had to instantly come over here and cleanse myself of the awkwardness.
Ditto😂
Ethan is in a protected environment bitching about RUclipsrs and shit.
He's used to politically correct soft spoken guests.
Bill is a Savage who destroys Morning Shows WHILE he is being interviewed on Morning Shows😂
Ethan never saw it coming.
Shreyas Malde 😂😂😂
There was literally no awkwardness
on the h3h3?
Bert Kreishner extended the Bill invite, remember? And Bert's episode was AWESOME, Bert and Ethan are friends. Bill is Bert's friend (or they are closer). If you cared enough you would know that other than just consuming content, ungratefully.
It's 1 Am and I haven't finished packing for my 7 month backpacking trip with the plane leaving 7.30 am.
But, Bill Burr on JRE is something that can't wait.
permos12345 have fun traveling
I appreciate it! Can't wait until I arrive! :)
Europe? Asia? How much preparation went into it? Like, did you work as much as you could for a few years to save up so you wouldn't have to worry taking off those 7 months? Never met any one personally that backpacked anywhere so it'd be pretty cool for some advice or just the usual way you go around it.
permos12345 i should be learning the songs we are going to play in a wedding tomorrow ( I work in a weddings band sort of thing) I guess someone is not getting a nice ceremony tomorrow. I love this bald headed cuks
I'm currently living in Sweden and I wanted to see something different than Europe. Therefore I'm going to Asia for my second time! Heading to Japan first, then the Koreas, China, Nepal, India and a few other places. Will come home just in time for Christmas, stay a few weeks then go to South America and hopefully Antarctica! :D Planning on staying there for about a year in total.
I haven't planned half as much as I should have but I decided I was going to quit the job that I hated in January. Felt the urge to travel and decided that I deserved a little break from working :) I usually plan as I go so for me it's mostly figuring out where I should start, have a loose plan on where to go after and just buy some gear before hand.
I'm using money that I saved up working in Norway and it took me a little over a year I reckon.
Where are you planning on going? :)
17:55 Joe: "Gustav Railway Gun..... so this thing's on tractor tyres... looks like this things on tractor tyres, right?"
IT'S A RAILWAY GUN JOE IT'S ON RAILS, YOU LITERALLY JUST READ THE NAME
I like how the bore on that got shot out after like 100 rounds lmfao
LMAO! Thank you. I thought the same damn thing.
Chris Snyder I thought same thing too. It was used in.. Stalingrad siege ?... at some point it was used that’s what I remember. It is a devastating weapon. Although essentially useless because of set up time and the sheer numbers of protection so not allow it to fall into enemy hands... I believed it was melted and scrapped ultimately. It shot like car sized shells haha.
@@fore54k3n I spoke to a soldier who feared that weapon. He said it was an instant earthquake when the shell hit and would do massive damage. He said that was the one weapon he feared the most.
From what I saw it never had enough shells made to enter actual combat. Could be one of the other giant cannons they had.
You two should just do a show together, this entire thing was entertaining.
Mechanic isn't this a show with them together? Haha
Mechanic MLM
Lo ppl a
You can thank bill for thst
Mechanics hate burrs, they ruin your day and your fingers.
"There just so smooth and hairless, there creepy as fuck I love them" that's y I love bill burr
Bill Burr's voice is perfect for the radio
So is his face.
he looked cooler back in 2006 when he had hair
He used to work for a radio station in college. In 1993, Burr obtained a bachelor's degree in radio from Emerson College in Boston, Massachusetts.
he was a popular guest on Opie and Anthony and he has given that credit for his rise in fame
Joe " i used to have a bit about that " Rogan
Jack Torrance Everything used to be so much better in the past, brroooooo
Joe "I used to have hair too!" Rogaine
Alec " I stole a Joe Rogan joke from another comment section " Tafoya.
Memberberries
I thought it was funny
Not making fun of you joe
You are the PODFATHER
Two guys who have adjusted their insanity to work for them. So much respect
"F is for family" is Awsome cant wait for season 3
I love F is for Family!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In the middle of Burr talking about not wanting to be ripped on, he starts dipping his tea bag like a faygggggggg
Tairy Hesticles This is why I love bills fan base
"what are you a faaaaaggggggggggg??????" lol still a classic after all these years
This is my favorite comment
Me and all my friends still do this 😂
Hitler: thumbs down.
Orange Juice after brushing your teeth: thumbs down
Get toothpaste that doesn't contain the agent that causes bubbles. Problem solved the lingering tase bullshit is over.
Your comment: thumbs up.
Everlasting euphoria: thumbs up.
@@buffalowick8003 what kind of toothpaste is that?
Congratulations. You heard something someone said and typed it. Thumbs up
@@The_Gray_Fox947 You noticed that, too?
Yeah, well... you just never know when you're gonna forget to laugh at something, the first time you heard it.
Bill Burr and Joey Diaz need to be on together at the same time with Joe.
They have been on an earlier show. I think deathsquad show
There's an older one with Burr, Rogan, Diaz, & Steve-O. Think it was from 2011 or something.
Bill Burr can extract diamonds out of manure...
Blood diamonds to be exact😁😁
...that's the hallmark of a great comedian....
*Yup* *he* *does* ☆
Why are comedians afraid to talk shit on Amy Schumer?
Networks
Maybe because they don't actually hate her? Is that so hard to believe?
Given that she is an abomination to comedy in every imaginable way, yes, it's hard to believe that veteran comedians don't hate her.
Jesus Herrera Comedy She jacked material from the late Patrice O Neal. Her jokes suck. She acts like she is a good looking or desirable women when she's not
dustin king they fear retaliation and judgement from their friends. also personal interest i.e. sharing management or publicist, etc
Joe: Do you know what a Yeti cooler is?
Bill: I imagine it's really cold
f is for family season 2 is on netflix now. Billy boy did it again
Truly Yours I'm going in hard tonight, maybe I'll watch all of them. I might do one at a time and savour them though. Decisions.
william wolfe Well you can if you don't binge wAtch
Truly Yours I'm halfway through season 2 and it's really good so far !
Ryan Sours my mother is not on welfare, nice try
I didn't like the 1st episode of f is for family. I think the Netflix model shoulda did something special for that 1st show. Is the rest of it better? I dunno.
Bill burr is funny as hell
PF funnier than, really
Came here after the H3H3 podcast to cure myself of the cringe
Same. And I only watched 3 minutes of it.
Same
Seriously I guess I dont get h3h3, Ethan is merely okay and his wife adds literally NOTHING to the podcast. She just sits there with a shit eating grin.
Lol I'm betting this is how Ethan envisioned his time with Bill going instead of the bomb that it actually was
What an embarrassment of a podcast
"They are created by men, so at some point somebody is not going to tighten something down." lol he thinks just like me
Exactly why i havent been on a roller coaster since I was a lad
Bill burr. Man I really like you mate. I'm going to look up your comedy now.
You seem like a great bloke
Up the mighty roosters
JustinBieber your name isfuckin Justin Bieber and your complaining about a fuckin comment dont get too full of yourself
F is for family. youre welcome.
Look up the Monday morning podcast hilarious rants
JustinBieber he types like a robot
Joe "let me give you some meat" Rogan
abe "my life is" grimm
Mikey Roberts ha! GOT EEM!
Joe "Jamie pull that up" Rogan
deeeezzzz nuts
Joe "look at the torque from those hips" Rogan
Ahh man, so short! I love these two together, wish it was longer
Sylvester Valens that's what she said...
calholli What the fuck are you talking about
That's what she said.
Joe Rogaine lol thts not even how it's spelt
Martin Goddard
It's a vegan gains slap
They're so smooth and hairless too. They look so creepy.
I love em.
Everyone is always saying how old school Bill is. Let me tell you, in terms of striking he is always incorporating new shit. Super creative, high level striker.
Rick Sterling the Tie Domi of comedy ;-)
whats striking.
@@abeautifulcity3301 ^
Throwing some witty spinning shit at you
"problems with the family back Eesht"
*Problems*
Gdubbz baddoo do do
Gdubbz meeeeeundieeeeeeez
xxdfoster me undies, ohhhh me undies
ZIIIIIIPPPPP........
I see Bill Burr
I watch Bill Burr
Raj Walia even h3h3?
Creep
Raj Walia I also believe Bill Burr ... Alexa is not harmless...it’s the beginning of the end of the pseudo freedom North Americans have.
Audie Murphy grew up on the land that my family currently owns in Farmersville, Texas. Property value definitely went up whenever we find old photos of him. We now use his old house as a barn to store hay.
Curtis West most decorated soldier, very prestigious land you have
His new show is awesome. I hope they do more seasons.
Shawn Tannehill show?
F is for family
Season 3 comes out in May.
onpsxmember Still waiting
My 3 month old can't take his eyes off this podcast. I think he likes Joe and Bill's bald baby-like heads.
ThresholdSeven lol
15:07 Joe lovingly looks into Bill's eyes, and Bill gets real uncomfortable about it 😂😂😂
Stan Land aww is somebody butthurt?? The proof is all there, hand on his chin while gazing at good ol Billy Pasty Cakes
I don't think many people understand but Bill Burr understands art and his perception of what a painting is is simply amazing.
ol' billy butter balls had to beat the traffic, give him a fucking break
His suit needed to be dry cleaned.
Cali gas and traffic are the worst. Heli pads aren't everywhere. This ain't Howard inviting Artie, Baba Booey, Ross, and Ralph to a rare concert in the Hamptons.
Powerful JRE. Hit em' with the Hein.
P.S. MCT oil and grass fed butter. #CaveManCoffee
Benjamin Fredrick Berry- faced Ralph blacking out in Hamptons
so weird that a year ago they're talking about yusaku maezawa and elon musk at the same time in this podcast and now maezawa is going to be the first private citizen to go to the moon on elon musks new spacecraft, strange coincidence.
LooksLegitBro
Was about to say the same thing!
Had to scroll way down for this comment
Predictive programming
You mean he's going to be the first person to go to the moon ever
+Steve Look kids, there's a moonie in the wild
Bill is hit the nail on the head on 32:40. People that say" if you're not doing anything wrong why worry about it" are retarded. To those people I ask this. If you are at home and some complete stranger comes to your door and asks you "what're you doing in there?"
Are you going to tell them? Let them in? You might not be "doing anything wrong" but you don't want this potential lunatic in your house.
People can be so shortsighted it's infuriating. With the obvious manipulation of the public by modern media and advertising you'd think they'd be a little wary about increasing the amount of info available to these corporations who are concerned with mainly making a profit. Do they really think the data isn't going to be used to trick and manipulate more people? But they just claim it's all a conspiracy that this "random" data could be used for nefarious purposes. They fail to see/believe that in the future, the skills/tools to manipulate people will only become stronger and plotting trends/patterns will be come easier as computing power increases. I hope I'm wrong but if the past century taught me anything, it's that the Rockefeller-like rich elite will do whatever they can to keep anyone from usurping their power.
Mr Nezic The Second that's a great of putting it. So simple.
Berserkramo410 Especially when it's been shown that random NSA fuckers are spying on ex girlfriend's etc. Plus the potential for easier blackmailing of politicians, by the true ruling powers, the nightmarish possibilities are endless...
Have to be honest have not long been watching bill burr and can't believe I've missed him. I think he's the best comedian in the world today
fowlesco1 Chappelle isn’t dead yet
What about George Carlin and Louis CK? Did they retire?
@@antoniettamancinelli6581 Isn't George Carlin dead?
I need season 3 of F is for family
MAY 30th
ShitlaryClinton if ur joking i swear to god
Stoxx yeah it's official. Season 3 later this year
Need to turn down the lighting in the studio when these two are together.
Toronto TCM Time thank you 😂😂👏👏👏
Im baked asf and now i cant stop noticing the glow
basquiat is legendary
"Just wear this!" "I can't! I just keep thinking." I love Bill Burr.
Can't go wrong with a Burr podcast and a few bowls
Amy Schumer's special got a shitty Netflix rating because that's exactly what it deserved. A hack joke thief whose entire routine revolves around being a slutty alcoholic. Awful awful comic
maybe, maybe... she's nut job Senator Chuck Schumer's niece, wouldn't be surprised
Haha. She's a combination of The Muppet, Mrs. Piggy, and a Cabbage Patch Doll.
Just wanted to add to this amazing truth storm. Amy Schumer is just not funny.... she has that dry vocal fry at the end of everything and always sounds like shes complaining regardless of the joke... completely unaware of how this girl got famous....
Danny Tanner - My Daughter may love your show, but I know you sold Stephanie for meth!
shut up you ignorant sh!t fcuker, she is as terrible a comic as you are a human
And Iiiiii'mmmmmmmm just CHECKIN in on ya.
C-137 Rick Sanchez hows it goin how aaaaaare ya
Bill burr has one of the most comforting laughs ever
Clean your room
SonyBot Jordan Peterson?
lmao im dying right now.
No, Peter Jordanson.
Sort yourself out.
Bucko
Jaime went from "pull that shit up" to "fill that shit up" @ 1:28
I beg you, do a show with either Alex Jones and Sam Harris or bill burr and Alex Jones, or all three at once, it'll be legendary.
Sam Harris vs. Eric Dubay
Sam Harris vs. Chunk Yogurt, Reza Asslan & Batman
Bill Burr on Tom Segura's mind... "There is a movie going on in there I would love to finance." Lmfao
Bill burr is so effortlessly hilarious! Without doubt the greatest comedian of this era
Crazy how they go from talking about the Japanese billionaire to Elon musk, now that Japanese billionaire is the first passenger on Elon’s ship to the moon...
Weirdest coincidence.
@Teodor Gumovsky Allah can suck my Islamaphobic dick
Shut the fuck up fuckin Teodor
The fuck kinda name is that
The simpsons predicted it
"I think I might've inhaled the first time, *coughs* nope i did that time" 😂😂 I love joe
Awkward moment Joe blows smoke at bill ,did you inhale that
No
I think I inhaled
You did
Railway gun
"Yeah, I think it's on tractor tires.."
Exactly what I was thinking, it’s called the rail gun, it’s on a train track. Nah it’s like a tractor man
terminator gun mommy
The Nazis actually had a gun that was bigger than that, it was literally attached to the side of a mountain ,it was called the V-3. It was one of the most amazing designs for a projectile weapon ever made. Look it up u won't be disappointed. Also I watched a docudrama about a unit of allied soldiers tasked with doing recon on the functionality of it and how the brass would inevitably destroy it , simply fascinating.
MARTIN GILLIS like guns of navarone
Joe "Sam Harris broke down twice" Rogan
Horacio Lara that is Fucking classic
Horacio Lara what lol
Horacio Lara what happened? I fucking hate Sam Harris recently
baychevy Aww is he making too much fun of Daddy Trump for you?
Why do you hate Sam recently? He's been as great as he ever was. That bell curve interview was phenomenal stuff!
Love these two together. Very funny. Bromance out and out
The skeet shooting bit is hilarious. "What did ye get?? what did ye get??"
Yes instead of building a subway, let's build an overly complicated subway for cars.
Dont want the millionaires and billionaires touching the peasants.
It's a great idea wtf are you taking about
A subway and a fucking hyperloop are like the horse and buggy compared to a fucking Lamborghini. Theres no comparison.
beartube93 It's overly complicated if you're too stupid to understand the gist of it.
he needs more government tit, can I get a loan.
God i could listen to these 2 rant for days. This whole episode was hilarious. Love bill burr, u the man!!!!
I want to see Seth macfarlane on the podcast that would be the shit
How precious is Burr for saying "I'm joking" after cracking that criminals joke at @12:10 He's the best