Bill Burr is a standup comedian and also hosts his own podcast called “The Monday Morning Podcast”. His new special "Paper Tiger" is now streaming on Netflix.
Lurking Buddha there is a code. We meet up sometime once a year, I won’t say when, and somewhere in the United States. We are so secretive we won’t expose our real name so I cannot tell you. We have a code. And the shaved head red beard appearance is part of the code
@@bluehaven8472 lol you must either enjoy pointing out the obvious or being a sarcastic tool but then again I don't know you and I don't enjoy assumptions so take your pick buddy.
I got this JRE episode, and the fight companion episode from over the weekend. Then I got Bill Burr's special when I get home. Today is going to be a really good day.
Everyone was complaining about Neil deGrasse Tyson, but this is SOP for Joe. I like Joe, but man does he kill some good bits or stories by interrupting.
Cause he's a legend. Anyone who uses their money to freely disperse truth knowledge and information to the world, and has bear sausage in his fridge, he is a beast. Lol
It was on the top banner for me, but yeah, netflix needs to stop creating an eccochamber of similar shit for the user and just split things into genres with options for alphabetical order or latest releases. They need to stop reccommending me shit, it's not good for your brain to just see the similar shit all the time. I didn't even realise they have EVERY STAR TREK SERIES
Bro.. I swear on my life that happened to my dad. Pops was actually a stuntman for a wild west show right out of h.s. . Then went on to nam. Pretty rough and tumble guy.. well 40 years later, in his 60s, he had some back problems and had to get an m.r.i. . Later the dr came in and said " when did you break your neck.. it looked like a bad one" dad gos.. " uh.. I've never broken my neck" . The Dr brings up the images and you can see the ling healed crack. He tells him.. " you didn't just chip it.. you had full on broke your damn neck sometime in your 2os" .. lolol. Dad still has no idea how or when it happened. He had been very sore from some of the falls and jumping off roofs and horses he did in the show.. but never ever knew. Lolol
@@joshythehand2960 yeah thats crazy. sometimes people have real back problems and they just write it off as being "sore" or "stiff" from a workout or a fall but its more serious. tough motherfuckers.
Oh shit! I almost skipped this because I thought it was an old Bill Burr episode. And then I saw 1 hour ago I’m like 😧😧😧 Next: it has to be Chappelle 👌🏻
Patrick Ritchot it’s weird that you can google shit and look at it but can’t pull it up and talk about it on your podcast. Call me stupid, I understand copy rights but still lol
dollybaumer2 It’s 2 hours. I can see someone with a family not having the time I guess, but it’s not inconceivable. I turn these on as I’m making dinner and they’re done right a little after I finish eating.
"night plans" OP's original comment: "Consider my night plans cancelled" imagine editing your youtube comment when it's not even half an hour old because of self consciousness after some other internet loser called you out for not actually having any plans. LMAO.
dude is low-key fuckin pyscho.. goes out of his way to talk about people dying in gruesome ways, all with a smile on his face... I think it makes his dick hard- tellin' you man, he's into snuff
Listening to these to seasoned comedians who are good friends just straight talk to each other is just golden. Like I honestly think that in these two hours, I laughed more than if I watched 1 of each of their specials back to back. They just vibe so well naturally together. Imagine if your ability to make people laugh in something determined how much money it got. This one podcast would be like a Dane Cook sold out arena of value.
Not only is Bill Burr hilarious but he has a way of making you look at current "problems" with a new perspective or says what most of us are really thinking. He's our voice.
I could listen to Joe and Bill conversate every day for hours on end. They have such a natural chemistry together. This is so much better than anything on the radio today. And yes, that includes ANYTHING on Sirius/XM.
'Elephants are gentle'. Maybe in Thailand. I was in Zimbabwe recently and the town I was in was attacked by a rogue bull elephant who killed 40 people that year alone. He also raped the female elephants to death (literally broke their backs when mounting them). Elephants are very temperamental and individual in their behaviour. They can be gentle, but they can also be brutal and violent.
Very true. We were in Kenya 12 years ago and we saw 2 related juvenile elephants fighting at a water hole. One broke the others tusk off. The noise was like a shot gun. Freaky.
Hey there Joe and BIll, I owe you both so much for keeping me laughing all the way through chemo for leukemia. I just got some awesome news that IM good to go for now...and honestly, you kept me in the positive light for 3 years now.
Between Bill Burr, Greg Fitzsimmons and Ron White. I’ve heard so many great story’s and just genuine conversations. Thank you for having them on Joe, such a good podcast, hopefully we can have one of them back on early next year.
@Phil Ill Consider: the warrior would be ineffectual as a gardener during war; a walk on roll, caged of his self. A true warrior would desire to lead the charge.
Bill Burr and Dave Chapelle are one of the last few that aren’t afraid to say what they want. Very important in this day in time. We need more people like these guys.
@@lauzxy5325 Yeah and they both were known before social media was a necessity for recognition. I dont know if that's possible anymore, every comedian or actor or whatever needs to cater to society before they become anything.
That was a stupid thing to point out. Wasnt funny. Wasnt interesting. Wasnt worth my time reading it. If that "resonated" with you, consider a vasectomy.
@@gordonjohnson2497 no way ... theres duo's that make more with bigger followings like Chris & Rob on Fox SportsTalk Radio ... that check just has to be worth them moving to the same area. With sponsors like PepsiCo and or McDonald's the possibilities are endless
true. i feel like i watch his Conan interview clips at least once a week, lol. the interview he did on Colbert was terrible though. not because of Burr, but because of Colbert and his brainwashed audience.
@B.D W maybe you guys are just thinking about something thats not even reality like yeah he's gotten mad a few times with a few guests but most of the time he probably doesn't even think about it like you idiots
No and no. Although it isn't a million dollars, joe rogan has some of the best tech for the podcast. The mics(shure sm7b) cost $399 each and they do not use $50 webcams. What makes his studio expensive is all the things he has outside of the podcast room! Ffs he's gotta sauna in there and a sensory deprivation tank😂
@@rodolfoaguilar7756 No I already said that the mics cost a couple hundred, also the vid quality really isn't that great so probably are webcams since the podcasts are more about the audio.
I've watched both of the earlier Tyson podcasts multiple times, was excited to see a new one. I couldn't even finish the latest one all the way through. It was terrible
look at bill burr's unique and glorious head shape. impressive cranial capacity. it no doubt plays a role in his ability as a comedian. one of the great heads of our day
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Really glad they decided to go for matching hairstyles today!
G Pan they combed it to the side today.
There was no HIMS when they were younger.
Hair style implies control, this is more a hairline thang
I'm glad those headphones have padding at the top.
Lol I miss my hair
I havnt seen 2 bowling balls have such a interesting conversation since I dropped acid at the bowling alley
My dude 🤣. Just a couple of balls.
bravo...bravo
Best comment I’ve seen in a minute lol
Good joke dude, sounds straight out of "The Big Lebowski"
Who goes to a bowling alley in 2020?
Bill Burr proving you can be bald and redhead at the same time
TheDonofthsht76 - I’m bald with a red beard too 😂 even if I shave you can still somehow just tell I’m ginger
TheDonofthsht76 - I’m bald with a red beard too 😂 even if I shave you can still somehow just tell I’m ginger
bill burr is a redhead in his soul-
@@francescofavro8890 lack of soul*
Lurking Buddha there is a code. We meet up sometime once a year, I won’t say when, and somewhere in the United States. We are so secretive we won’t expose our real name so I cannot tell you. We have a code. And the shaved head red beard appearance is part of the code
Listening to these two talk about random shit seems to ease my anxiety for some odd reason.
It's like being in a conversation but you don't have to worry that you'll say anything that ruins the flow :)
@@originalastro6737 lol it's just watching two people talk. You aren't part of the conversation. You're merely commenting on the conversation.
IhatenaldsMcDo *U must be fun at parties*
@@bluehaven8472 lol you must either enjoy pointing out the obvious or being a sarcastic tool but then again I don't know you and I don't enjoy assumptions so take your pick buddy.
@@IhatenaldsMcDo don't be so bitter mate, cheer up.
It's gon be a hella lit day fellas.
Bill Burr on JRE in the morning.
Bill Burr on Netflix at night.
Life is good.
Bùi Hiếu
I got way too stoked when I saw this. Gonna carry me through the day!
I got this JRE episode, and the fight companion episode from over the weekend. Then I got Bill Burr's special when I get home.
Today is going to be a really good day.
ALL DAY!
My thoughts exactly lol, hope everyone has a good day
That’s the plan
I love when Bill is building up to say something hilarious and joe interrupts “pull up that video of the bear eating the deer”
Bill: “why?”
😂😂 that’s what I’m sayin
Joe is a fuckn libtard!
Has he learned nothing from NDT?
@@kittykittymontero3215 Great analysis, very on point.
Everyone was complaining about Neil deGrasse Tyson, but this is SOP for Joe. I like Joe, but man does he kill some good bits or stories by interrupting.
I love when he has bill burr on his podcast.
they dont even try to be funny hahah. naturals
This fucking comment has such a bland take that I can't just help but fucking laugh when I see that this has over 100 likes
When he first got in to podcasting I anticipated bill burr.. I knew they'd be awesome.
Joe & pretend to be a man comedian
Would any of you be offended if I......
@MUFC2 ok.....
Joe “I have bear sausage in the freezer” Rogan
U vegan?
@V. V XD
@V. V I'd eat the fucm outta sum bear
Cause he's a legend. Anyone who uses their money to freely disperse truth knowledge and information to the world, and has bear sausage in his fridge, he is a beast. Lol
Id eat a bear
Joe please bring Dave Chappelle and Bill burr on your show together.
He doesn’t want to come on or he would have already
aashish s ninan ninan wasn’t bill burr in chapelles racial draft sketch?
And Jesus too!
Pepperidge Farms racial draft, world series of dice, and samuel l jackson’s beer commercial
@@angelglaser8470 First few? There were only three in total.
Dam it netflix. Why do i pay you? If it weren't for joe i wouldn't know about bill's new special
It's not even advertised on their top banner or the "Popular on Netflix" category. Shit's nuts!
Yeah I almost didnt find it even when searching for it directly
Faxxx
It was on the top banner for me, but yeah, netflix needs to stop creating an eccochamber of similar shit for the user and just split things into genres with options for alphabetical order or latest releases. They need to stop reccommending me shit, it's not good for your brain to just see the similar shit all the time. I didn't even realise they have EVERY STAR TREK SERIES
Boštjan Ferlež why would you pay for Netflix?
Bill is by far my favorite guest that Joe has on. Their conversations are always funny and chill. Just shootin' the shit. Good stuff!😄
billy burr or tommy bunz are hands down my personel favs, good chemistry, funny guys, not scared of pc shit 🤙🤙👍
2:17:44
"So when’d you break your neck?"
"I never broke my neck."
"Yeah you did."
😂😂
Bro.. I swear on my life that happened to my dad. Pops was actually a stuntman for a wild west show right out of h.s. . Then went on to nam. Pretty rough and tumble guy.. well 40 years later, in his 60s, he had some back problems and had to get an m.r.i. . Later the dr came in and said " when did you break your neck.. it looked like a bad one" dad gos.. " uh.. I've never broken my neck" . The Dr brings up the images and you can see the ling healed crack. He tells him.. " you didn't just chip it.. you had full on broke your damn neck sometime in your 2os" .. lolol. Dad still has no idea how or when it happened. He had been very sore from some of the falls and jumping off roofs and horses he did in the show.. but never ever knew. Lolol
joshy the hand damn who's your old man, Chuck Norris? Sounds fn awesome.
joshy the hand Jesus, that is insane pain tolerance.
@@joshythehand2960 yeah thats crazy. sometimes people have real back problems and they just write it off as being "sore" or "stiff" from a workout or a fall but its more serious. tough motherfuckers.
He's my favourite Hobbit, Bill Burr Baggins.
I smiled like an idiot at this. 8/10 pun, would smile again.
Imight Realperson billy “white guilt” burr
lmfao i spit my fukin water out on my keyboard reading this thank god its not broken
The Fast and The Bill Burr-ious??
I remember when I made this pun on a bill burr video, glad to see people use it
Bill Burr looks like the cigar smoking baby from the opening scene of Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
Lol I’m dead
Haha
Tom Evans...100%...Well Done Fantastic 🙈😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lmfao
It may be the weed but that’s some funny shit. And true.
"Pull up an X-ray of Sylvester Stallone's neck."
This is the best Joe:”...” Rogan I’ve seen
I need new Bill Burr material, I watched everything
Have you seen him lose his shit at the Philly fans? Worth watching lol
Xanthey yes that was priceless lol
@@xxxPrincessGarnetxxx oh jesus, wish I was there
Literally watch mandalorian
@@xxxPrincessGarnetxxx he made them eat sh!t 😄
Oh shit! I almost skipped this because I thought it was an old Bill Burr episode. And then I saw 1 hour ago I’m like 😧😧😧
Next: it has to be Chappelle 👌🏻
Yes, please have Chappelle next!
Same! 😤
Yeah me too..
Fuck i hope so
Get Norm MacDonald 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
If they headbutt, it would look like a thumb war!!!
Lol
Or a mid air super hero punch meets punch punch
if they headbutt, we would all be dead
Flagstaff if they put there heads together, they'll look like a baby's butt cheeks.
1, 2, 3, 4
I Declare A Thumb War!
Who remembers when they USED to show what they were looking at? Lol
I think they got in trouble for showing certain shit they didnt have rights to, so they play it safe now I think
I miss those days, it really made the podcast feel more interactive
Peprige farm remembers.
@@v.e2035
Pepperidge Farm.
Patrick Ritchot it’s weird that you can google shit and look at it but can’t pull it up and talk about it on your podcast. Call me stupid, I understand copy rights but still lol
It's like watching a couple of pit bulls that can talk
Bill Burr is one of those Joe Rogan podcasts I can listen to in one sitting unbroken no skips.
I feel it. Akroyd was a decent one too. Oh and degrasse also. Fuck it was a good week.
Look at this guy with his free time
I never skip. Never ever no matter who
dollybaumer2 It’s 2 hours. I can see someone with a family not having the time I guess, but it’s not inconceivable. I turn these on as I’m making dinner and they’re done right a little after I finish eating.
@@williammoore7861 Akyroyd seems kind of absolutely crazy.
First this, then Bill's new special releases later the same night...
**My sleep schedule has left the chat*
"night plans"
OP's original comment: "Consider my night plans cancelled"
imagine editing your youtube comment when it's not even half an hour old because of self consciousness after some other internet loser called you out for not actually having any plans. LMAO.
for sure
Same my friend. Same.
MovieCore what?! His special comes out today ?!
Threw that outta window
"If u had to be eaten by any animal what would it be?" This pretty much sums up what guys talk about with each other.
...laughin' my ass off here. 🤣🤣🤣
"i was gonna say that, but i didnt know that" Bill Burr
Bill Burr: Do you have any happy videos of animals?
Joe: I don't save those.
Yooooo i lost it when he said "i dont save those" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Joe is a little bit on the psychopath side when it comes to what he likes to watch animals do.
Joe: pull up that video of the bear tearing the dear as sit screams. 😂
"Just them chillin out." - I lost it
dude is low-key fuckin pyscho.. goes out of his way to talk about people dying in gruesome ways, all with a smile on his face... I think it makes his dick hard- tellin' you man, he's into snuff
6:04 - "How much time until everyone can see everyone everywhere...?"
2:18:29 - "Pull up an x-ray of Silvester Stallone's neck"
I may be wrong but isn't it Sylvester Stallone?
@@SebM-Python-JXeNuddg go work for Google nerd
@@SebM-Python-JXeNuddg Autocorrect was telling me no, but my eyes were telling me yes
@@SebM-Python-JXeNuddg I maybe wrong but it really doesn't matter?
@@ConfusedGeriatric *may be* wrong
There's no ads on this video...
What kind of Freemason magic is going on here...
Demonetized
Adblock that has been making RUclips worth watching for over a decade?
J.r none of Rogans podcasts have ads on them newbie...
@@lancejames7072 your an idiot and you have no idea what your talking about lmfao take a nap
Bill Burr - (Brock Lesner) "We used to joke that, that guy's so big that the sword tattoo is probably actual size" 🤣🤣🤣
"The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth"
Words of wisdom
Stealing that👌🏾
& rightfully so. they prolly fuckin deserved it
@@angelgjr1999 what do you think creates school shooters?
School shooters are made from unloving homes. Usually.
Had to put on my shades with that collective glare off those domes
this needs more fucking likes
Haha
Very well articulated good sir.
I’m at work right now and I almost died from reading this
Chrome dome
Listening to these to seasoned comedians who are good friends just straight talk to each other is just golden.
Like I honestly think that in these two hours, I laughed more than if I watched 1 of each of their specials back to back. They just vibe so well naturally together. Imagine if your ability to make people laugh in something determined how much money it got. This one podcast would be like a Dane Cook sold out arena of value.
"Now he's watching her eating corn flakes" LOL
Shavonne I read this comment as soon as Bill said it
I was laughing pretty hard at work when I heard him say this hahahaha
I can accurately count and map where all the studio lights are.
Michael _C
And also if any bulbs need changed.
Michael _C based on the sheen off the two bald noggins?
😂
Jesus...that took me awhile to get.
That is very funny my friend
i was going to sleep Joe
,
West coast baby
Only 8 pm here wake up
@@mango6355 My toes stink for you're tongue, "tough guy.."
Honestly lol
"Written by some guy who wasn't there" I love burr so much lol
Not only is Bill Burr hilarious but he has a way of making you look at current "problems" with a new perspective or says what most of us are really thinking. He's our voice.
Gotta bust out my sunglasses i can't handle the glare of these magnificent heads
The amount of shine in this video
You guys can see them?
chadam2010 pair of tits
For real though, i have transition lenses in my prescriptions. went to the bathroom halfway thru and they were darkened.
Just jizz on yer screen bro
Norm MacDonald should wear a bald cap and do a roundtable discussion on this show with Rogan, Burr and Billy Corgan.
As a big fan of Corgan and Burr that conversation would indeed be epic
Make this happen.
Bring Dana White in for good measure.
And then relentlessly bust Rogan's ass over this obsession with only remembering one guy wearing how own t-shirt or hat.
You forgot Dave Chappelle.....
29:10
Joe: Naca?
Bill: no.
Bill: It begins with an A
...
...
...
Bill: Naca!
He said nafta
Those two are so at home with one another. It's a wonderful, easy-going camaraderie with great chemistry and fondness. Bill's new special kills.
After Neil Tyson, Joe needed recovery and called Bill Burr.
,😄
Was Tyson that bad? I usually like his ramblings on jre
@@blahblah8037 Yeah NDT and Joe seemed stressed out , not a good JRE very hard to watch.
@@blahblah8037 it was a great podcast. Don't listen to the millennial morons
@gabber 0 thanks for the heads up bro 😁
Joe and Bill back on JRE together + Paper Tiger out today..... this might be the greatest Tuesday in recorded history.
No, the greatest recorded tuesday is when ilovemakonen made the club go up on a Tuesday
👏🏼
But that's a given Bill Burr only goes on JRE when he's got a special out.
The greatest Tuesday, sir, is Pancake Tuesday.
@@colindoyle5108 Waffles are better
I could listen to Joe and Bill conversate every day for hours on end. They have such a natural chemistry together. This is so much better than anything on the radio today. And yes, that includes ANYTHING on Sirius/XM.
'Elephants are gentle'. Maybe in Thailand. I was in Zimbabwe recently and the town I was in was attacked by a rogue bull elephant who killed 40 people that year alone. He also raped the female elephants to death (literally broke their backs when mounting them). Elephants are very temperamental and individual in their behaviour. They can be gentle, but they can also be brutal and violent.
Very true. We were in Kenya 12 years ago and we saw 2 related juvenile elephants fighting at a water hole. One broke the others tusk off. The noise was like a shot gun. Freaky.
*Nice*
Lotta fucking elephant experts out today huh?
@@jacalync1708 holy fucking shit
Holy shit...
Hey there Joe and BIll, I owe you both so much for keeping me laughing all the way through chemo for leukemia. I just got some awesome news that IM good to go for now...and honestly, you kept me in the positive light for 3 years now.
Charles Wright 🙏
So sorry to hear that. My moms cancer just went into remission and I pray yours does the same❤️🙏
Amen 🙏🏻
You know they aren't gonna read this, stop fishing for attention
Just don’t let NDT interrupt your treatments though
Google, how can I unsee Joe Rogan imitating a komodo eating a baboon.
Lol
I'm suddenly glad I was only listening
Whats interesting is that his impressions sounds really close to the actual
watch it eating the antelope
55:20 for lazy people
The points of this podcast that I absolutely love the most is when they reminisce about the O&A days
Joe "There's a great one of a Komodo Dragon eating a monkey" Rogan
FINALLY! I love when Bill Burr is on, he needs a once-a-month spot on the podcast.
agreed
Seriously, he's easily my favorite guest. They're such good friends that it really brings the best out of both of em.
Would rather anyone over than fuckwit Schaub
The Evil Genius Club he has his on podcast
No
I hope it's so good that Vice tells me to not watch it. That's the new standard in comedy.
Hahahahahahah i member when vice was actually good lol
Straight facts haha
@@stotty117 - I member.
Vice is such a joke.
@@stotty117 Vice when they were on VBS.tv was some cool gonzo journalism type stuff. A lot of their old stuff would be crucified now.
I got a new drinking game. Every time Burr says “you know” you drink.
Ima two tenn mineuts...🥴
You called him by his last name, idk why that’s so funny. 😂
Leonardo Donato shut up fuck.
Try 2 drinks for every time they say "murdered"
Bill Burr - *says something funny
Joe Rogan - *Laughs in whistle
Day 3,333 of requesting a Dave Chappelle podcast ☺️
J-Dawg next
you think they didn't talk about it before they went on tour? Dave obviously doesn't want to go on. Cant be mad.
Matt Holmes I’ve heard that its happening. Although my source was not exactly reliable (some guy in youtube comments)
He will be on next week
@@woawolf o
Joe please have Jeffery Epstein on.
It would be a terrible episode, Epstein would leave Joe hanging.
Bruh 😂😂😂
Joe will have to take the plane tho
They should bring his roomie too.
Weekend at Bernies this shit!
Between Bill Burr, Greg Fitzsimmons and Ron White. I’ve heard so many great story’s and just genuine conversations. Thank you for having them on Joe, such a good podcast, hopefully we can have one of them back on early next year.
Joe never moves his body in these podcasts, only his head😁 Bill is using his whole body to communicate like we normally do
bill burr is my favorite guest on this podcast. every time he’s on the podcast i love it
murphyjohn I feel like it’s the only time joe doesn’t talk about the same things over and over
@@MrDyl666 My toes stink for you're tongue, "tough guy.."
Bill and Joe been friends for the longest time so it doesnt surprise me that these two have great chemistry
MrDyl666 yup because it’s not an “interview”. it’s just 2 friends talking shit.
Billy Big Balls
Bill Burr: My Netfl....
NDT: Well actually did you know ice floats in water?
Joe: But how can water float in water
What does NDT stand for? I see these jokes everywhere but I don't get any :/
@@TopCarsTV neil degrasse tyson, on his recent JRE episode he was kind of an asshole, constantly interrupting Joe
@@TopCarsTV Neil de Grasse Tyson
@@silviugherman6730 Ah yes. He does it all the time. You should see NDT and Richard Dawkins piece. Poor Richard could barely finish a single sentence
Bill burr has the best one liners playing off of situations i swear. This dude is legit funny funny.
Bill makes me think of the red skull, if the red skull had jokes...
White Skull
Getting closer to Chapelle...just a little bit more...
It will happen - they have been on tour together.
Joe's had Burr on like 5 times...
@@club.Sceniicc I think thats the reason why it wont, theres no way they didnt discuss it. I think Dave said no.
I could swear I seen one of these where Joe said Chappelle is going to do the podcast but he didn't know when.
New Joe Rogan podcast with Bill Burr? New Bill Burr special? It’s a good time to be alive
Remember Remember 21st of September
Agreed..
@@DMTforYourScreen 21st NIGHT of September*
There's also a new Tool album.
Bill Burr on Rogan and a new special are always paired. He never comes on to just shoot the shit, only to promote.
"I was gonna say that, but I didn't know that"
Bill’s a comedic legend
1:24:00
"It is better to be a warrior in a garden, than a gardener in a war" - Old Japanese Proverb
Pink Floyd said it better; walk on roll in a war, lead roll in a cage.
"Did you exchange a walk-on part in a war, for a lead role in a cage?"
@Phil Ill to the untrained brain.
it'd help if the guy could spell properly
@Phil Ill Consider: the warrior would be ineffectual as a gardener during war; a walk on roll, caged of his self. A true warrior would desire to lead the charge.
I wonder what scalp moisturizer these guys use. The shine is impeccable.
Mr Miyagi's Sex Wax
They stopped by the bowling alley for quick chrome doming.
cocoa butter
Keety
coco buttuh*
Jizz
First episode in a little while that had me bummed that it wasn't longer. Whole podcast was just two friends having fun. Good shit man!
Thank the comedy gods for Bill Burr!!! Has to be one of the best to ever do it! :)
JR "Hello Billy Bu...."
NDT: "Well Actually"
Ugh, had to eventually turn it off. Neil must have been on uppers or reached the pinnacle of being up his own ass.
@@mchapman2870 I'm really happy Neil has been exposed as an arragont douche.
Haha
The True American Idea Nah, we still love him. He's a great, smart dude. Chill out on your keyboard rage and start enjoying life my guy.
@@phenomz28 the fact that you said "my guy" while giving me hippie life advice is ridiculous.
Joe-"so how's it going Bil-"
*NDGT kicks down the door*
"Do you know why dry ice burns?"
Lmao
Dude, he was fucking on one! Lol
For real
Michael Oliver had to be on aderall or somethin.. would barely let joe get a point across
😂😂😂
Joe “it doesn’t make sense that there’s music in movies” Rogan
@Shahaan Singh absolutely. Music is one of the most important elements of movies
That has got to be one of my favorite podcast to date! They could have chopped it up for 3 more hours and I'd still be listening
Bill Burr and Dave Chapelle are one of the last few that aren’t afraid to say what they want. Very important in this day in time.
We need more people like these guys.
@@lauzxy5325 Yeah and they both were known before social media was a necessity for recognition. I dont know if that's possible anymore, every comedian or actor or whatever needs to cater to society before they become anything.
Dave chapelle is shit, just really not funny
@@connora9 I doubt many people agree with you, outside of "critics".
@@boomerisadog3899 yeah ignore all the critics makes sense
And Norm.
Bill Burr may have the best analogies for things
Dog in a kitchen and jalepeno poppers fucking killed me
Got it from Patrice RIP
My fav is when he compared an nfl player trying to tackle an opponent, to a body bag being thrown out of a car. Can't remember the athlete's name tho.
The thing is he just rattles them out with minimal fuss and they always perfectly describe what he means
@@DCGloto Tom Brady, lol
the banter between these two is off the charts hilarious
Bill “Oh yeA, These your muffins lady” Burr🤣😂🤣😂💀
The joy of listening to Bill Burr and Joe Rogan together is hard to put into words.
Yeah I'm really enjoying it, more than the other times. They're chill, I'm chill...to be honest I wish I was high right now, even though I don't smoke
Galactus Galan y? I wanna know who is he
David Kymdell smoke with a friend
Slinging dick
The same joy step mom porn gives me
“You got a cassette tape in there, freckles?”
One thing we can admit about Bill Burr is that he made a great actor in the Mandalorian
"I would walk on stage with my red afro and be like I have things to say"
“I just don’t understand how you go from 0-100 so quickly?”
“Bitch I idle at 75!!!”-Bill Burr
Nothing resonates more to me than this!
That was a stupid thing to point out. Wasnt funny. Wasnt interesting. Wasnt worth my time reading it. If that "resonated" with you, consider a vasectomy.
@@PrinceTancred its a bit in Burrs latest stand uo
Log Maggot I mean Maggot! I love slipknot !
He was speaking to my soul when he said that. LOL I can totally relate.
Their chemistry is crazy ... they need a show together
They just did one.
@@tombane5950 need 40 more
At this point in their careers no one can afford them both together lol, theyre ontop the world
@@gordonjohnson2497 no way ... theres duo's that make more with bigger followings like Chris & Rob on Fox SportsTalk Radio ... that check just has to be worth them moving to the same area. With sponsors like PepsiCo and or McDonald's the possibilities are endless
Bill would crush Rogan.
I can listen to these two guys for 10 hrs straight 😁😂😂
2 of the coolest people in the world having a normal life conversation. This video is gold.
One of the all time best guests, on anything...ever
John Casses true
true. i feel like i watch his Conan interview clips at least once a week, lol. the interview he did on Colbert was terrible though. not because of Burr, but because of Colbert and his brainwashed audience.
except the Stephen Colbert and H3H3 ones.. but both are more on the hosts being bad then him.
Him and Norm MacDonald
@@juniorboom7152 Conan would be great on Rogan, I listened to him on Bill Simmons podcast and he was fantastic
59:38 Joe still has PTSD over being interrupted. 🤣
Top Lobster friggen Neal
He does a lot of interrupting his self. What comes around comes allllllllll the way back around
@B.D W maybe you guys are just thinking about something thats not even reality like yeah he's gotten mad a few times with a few guests but most of the time he probably doesn't even think about it like you idiots
roflmao
Neil the fast piper
Bill burr would be a great voice actor for Howard the Duck! Haha
From the UK: Loved Paper Tiger, was laughing so hard, his humour translates well.
Paper tiger was amazing Bill Burr thank you for your talent!!!!
Two dudes having a back yard conversation in a multi million dollar studio. Good stuff.
I think you're overestimating the production of this podcast lol
it's a room, with mics that cost a couple hundred at most, probably basic 50 dollar streaming webcams, and a decent computer with OBS which is free.
No and no. Although it isn't a million dollars, joe rogan has some of the best tech for the podcast. The mics(shure sm7b) cost $399 each and they do not use $50 webcams. What makes his studio expensive is all the things he has outside of the podcast room! Ffs he's gotta sauna in there and a sensory deprivation tank😂
@@rodolfoaguilar7756 No I already said that the mics cost a couple hundred, also the vid quality really isn't that great so probably are webcams since the podcasts are more about the audio.
@@Serkong jrelibrary(dot)com/articles/joe-rogan-experience-podcast-equipment-studio-setup/
I started dieing when joe said his favorite thing to watch was sloths getting killed by eagles
Watching you guys shoot the shit is my favorite thing to watch. Its easy to see why yall are friends. Thanks for the content fellas
Bill Burr apologizes for interrupting... A lesson in manners. Are you watching Dr.ND Tyson?
Mauricio Gonzalez the drunk guy at the bar who knows he knows nothing vs. the professor who had one drink who wants to show off his knowledge.
Oh fuck off Joe interrupts all the time.
I've watched both of the earlier Tyson podcasts multiple times, was excited to see a new one. I couldn't even finish the latest one all the way through. It was terrible
@@mikejonespt2687 Its only podcast I couldnt finish
@@UnclePhillyMyAssyes, but not to the degree that Tyson does
look at bill burr's unique and glorious head shape. impressive cranial capacity. it no doubt plays a role in his ability as a comedian. one of the great heads of our day
Autonomous Thought the dome that deflects all bullshit
An entertaining proposal, masked with a dash of ethnic undertone. A good read.
When I was reading this comment Bill said "it was a REALLY great time. It stuck in my head for the long time" @ 9:20
I read this with German accent while wearing fake Hitler mustache
Qualität vom feinsten
Powering through these bill burr episodes like a steam train 🚊 each one better and better 👍👍👍💪
Nobody walks the line between act and speaking his mind like Burr. One of the funniest dudes on the planet.
“You got a cassette tape in there Freckles?” 😂
CONFUS3D DOTCOM joe doesn’t do it live anymore because of RUclips demonetization if he shows a clip of something.
I was planning on watching a movie tonight but this podcast exists
Radoria bro, same
I was having a hard time looking for a movie, but then I seen this and said fuck everything
Paper tiger was so much better than the special before. SOOOO much better!
Not that it was bad. It was good. But i likes the previous ones better.
"Your body is a restomod" I died!