Bert Kreischer & Tom Segura's Revolting Cum Talk

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  • Опубликовано: 7 ноя 2024

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  • @tom435tom
    @tom435tom 2 года назад +57

    old people talking about graphic sex is legitimately the most vile behaviour

    • @radricdavis8508
      @radricdavis8508 Год назад +5

      I always say people in their 40s and up shouldn’t even talk about sex in private, much less on a public forum.

    • @iamgubbler95
      @iamgubbler95 Год назад +3

      It should be ILLEGAL

    • @allip2modsaresimpingdiscor284
      @allip2modsaresimpingdiscor284 Год назад

      @@radricdavis8508so it okay if your 39? lol what

    • @dudebro2852
      @dudebro2852 Год назад +2

      i just dont get it, what is interesting about sex when youve reached that age

    • @Remorsefullyhumble
      @Remorsefullyhumble Год назад

      @@radricdavis8508this rule will backfire …later of course

  • @CC-rk8oc
    @CC-rk8oc 2 года назад +86

    Bert’s fake laugh almost made me kms

    • @libertarianpunk8558
      @libertarianpunk8558 2 года назад +10

      4 months later he’s still doing it and worse than ever.

    • @tcity2155
      @tcity2155 Год назад +8

      I was seriously agitated by his squealing

    • @artvandelay48
      @artvandelay48 Год назад +1

      He sounded like a dying rooster

    • @Jamblesquack
      @Jamblesquack Год назад +1

      Almost made you kum*

    • @anthonybogus5688
      @anthonybogus5688 Год назад +1

      Thank God u didn’t .. but I woulda totally understand if u did from the 2nd hand cringe from HAHA bert smfh ..

  • @HG-bs3en
    @HG-bs3en 2 года назад +54

    I get madder and madder listening to bert's fake laugh. I'd rather listen to nails scraping a chalk board than hear bert talk while laughing. can't stand him.

    • @ConspiracyGamesAndPodcastClips
      @ConspiracyGamesAndPodcastClips 2 года назад +4

      Same. Wtf?!?! Mainstream Comedy REALLY is a scam isn't it? Fake ass entertainers. I legit stopped watching it even tho I love redbar. It angers me as guy who LOVES comedy that Joe and his wack ass friends are the standard for comedy now. 🤢🤮
      Hail Redbar! The One True Comedy Man Left! ✋
      😆

    • @ph-vf5hx
      @ph-vf5hx 2 года назад +1

      He screeches constantly it's not something I want to hear

    • @artvandelay48
      @artvandelay48 Год назад

      I’ve always hated him. He’s a liar. I’m from Russia his whole machine story is bullshit. It ain’t like that over there he’s full of shit.

  • @iamgubbler95
    @iamgubbler95 Год назад +11

    Every second that Bert breathes is one second too many

  • @roterfuchs8201
    @roterfuchs8201 2 года назад +20

    "If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis"

    • @Tommy-ns6xx
      @Tommy-ns6xx 2 года назад +3

      Ohhhhh.. that is the grossest thing I have ever heard in my life!!

  • @jizmackdagusia9566
    @jizmackdagusia9566 2 года назад +14

    This show should be called 2 try hards in a room.

  • @bille6428
    @bille6428 Год назад +8

    It makes me furious that I even know that Bert exists

  • @tomvobbe9538
    @tomvobbe9538 3 года назад +56

    Not sure who I hate more Bert or Tom. Definitely Bert.

    • @Hardcastle83
      @Hardcastle83 2 года назад

      I disagree, I say Tom. Bert is more grating and annoying and dumber, but Tom is the bigger fraud and the bigger piece of crap.

    • @ConspiracyGamesAndPodcastClips
      @ConspiracyGamesAndPodcastClips 2 года назад +3

      Most definitely Bert.

    • @Wowreally42
      @Wowreally42 Год назад +2

      What is there to hate about Tom? This is so weird, is this whole podcast just about hating on more successful podcasts?

    • @tomvobbe9538
      @tomvobbe9538 Год назад +1

      @@Wowreally42 I thought your species was extinct.

    • @naughtmouth9781
      @naughtmouth9781 Год назад +2

      Bert's laugh is a crime to eardrums everywhere

  • @samhasanain4841
    @samhasanain4841 3 года назад +48

    The way Bert fake laughed here is how I legitimately laughed watching this clip.

    • @nissanjon97
      @nissanjon97 3 года назад +2

      That is actually how he laughs....

    • @user-tk1lf5hi6f
      @user-tk1lf5hi6f 2 года назад +3

      did your neighbors call animal control thinking some exotic animal was in heat?

    • @SingingWhileDrunk
      @SingingWhileDrunk 2 года назад +1

      Why....?

  • @SoNoFTheMoSt
    @SoNoFTheMoSt 2 года назад +13

    Babies starting crying in the neighbourhood when burt started screeching

    • @user-tk1lf5hi6f
      @user-tk1lf5hi6f 2 года назад +5

      All the boars in my neighborhood went nuts thinking a sow was in heat.

  • @anthonybogus5688
    @anthonybogus5688 Год назад +3

    ‘Our time is being wasted by false idols’
    Dead ass..

  • @ProdMisguided
    @ProdMisguided 3 года назад +40

    Bert is the biggest R in "comedy"

  • @Jdowling357
    @Jdowling357 Год назад +9

    Barts squealing like a f'ing pig made me break all the things

  • @ThJakester897
    @ThJakester897 3 года назад +43

    Thanks for these clips. Can't wait for the huge fucking insane fucking comeback.

    • @ivanrlynn
      @ivanrlynn 3 года назад +1

      Have wallet in hand

    • @bexroc2606
      @bexroc2606 3 года назад +4

      Rumor has it it’s tomorrow…

    • @chrisrob4588
      @chrisrob4588 3 года назад +1

      @@bexroc2606 its not

    • @TheHonoredMadman
      @TheHonoredMadman 3 года назад

      That shit was a troll lol unfortunately

  • @ryanbesco8067
    @ryanbesco8067 3 года назад +22

    His laugh makes me want to die...

    • @L0V3RB0Y21
      @L0V3RB0Y21 2 года назад

      I think that's just a you thing

    • @SuperSaglow
      @SuperSaglow 2 года назад +2

      @@L0V3RB0Y21 his laugh is horrendous

  • @libertarianpunk8558
    @libertarianpunk8558 2 года назад +14

    Bert and Tom think this is edgy. And Bert’s fake laugh is the worst

  • @stephengrahn9361
    @stephengrahn9361 Год назад +6

    I am so glad there's a Redbar

  • @MrSh4des
    @MrSh4des 3 года назад +57

    How do people tolerate this

    • @SaiZonZee
      @SaiZonZee  3 года назад +17

      They're "comedians".

    • @Don-pn2mf
      @Don-pn2mf 3 года назад +9

      Because Joe Rogan tells them to

    • @J_Clean_1996
      @J_Clean_1996 2 года назад +4

      The same reason that they voted for Sleepy. 🥱

    • @NotALiberalSoSkipTheScript
      @NotALiberalSoSkipTheScript 2 года назад +2

      @@J_Clean_1996 Because the other guy failed to deserve a 2nd term?

    • @user-tk1lf5hi6f
      @user-tk1lf5hi6f 2 года назад

      they don't know anything better.

  • @Don-pn2mf
    @Don-pn2mf 3 года назад +24

    I just don’t understand how Tom and Bert are entertaining or funny. They’re pretty much just Joe Rogans real life alcoholic friends who inherited his life and decided to become comedians. It’s dad humor.

    • @TheHonoredMadman
      @TheHonoredMadman 3 года назад +2

      They got adopted by rogan, Tom would still be doing weird shit with melton on camera but he traded him out for bert

    • @devonboyer626
      @devonboyer626 2 года назад

      They're like the idiot friends from Billy Madison, except one of them is Norm Macdonald and the other is Bert Kreischer.

  • @ivanrlynn
    @ivanrlynn 3 года назад +14

    Thx for the blur btw

  • @anthonybogus5688
    @anthonybogus5688 Год назад +2

    The first 3 min of this video could 100% push someone over the edge if they aren’t ready for it..

  • @leedobson
    @leedobson Год назад +3

    Bert sounds like the violent end of a pigs life

  • @Tony-Gunk
    @Tony-Gunk 3 года назад +66

    and there's an alarming number of simple minded fools that think bert is, in any way, funny or a good person
    very disturbing

    • @SaiZonZee
      @SaiZonZee  3 года назад +6

      very

    • @berryseinfeld6772
      @berryseinfeld6772 3 года назад +4

      Deranged. I would dump a friend if I found out they were a fan.

    • @chuckhuckle
      @chuckhuckle 2 года назад +3

      Wait, so taking his shirt off ten million times doesn't make you laugh or seem endearing to you? I think he is terrible.

    • @uncleterry1703
      @uncleterry1703 2 года назад +2

      He's the worst...

    • @pjr5913
      @pjr5913 2 года назад +1

      icp even hates berrt

  • @rachellicee2380
    @rachellicee2380 2 года назад +20

    Im sure burts kids will be happy to hear the mom getting eaten out story.

  • @oshofosho8990
    @oshofosho8990 3 года назад +16

    That comedian is Brad Williams

    • @TheHonoredMadman
      @TheHonoredMadman 3 года назад +1

      I was thinking him or Joey diaz

    • @syndrome5372
      @syndrome5372 3 года назад +2

      @@TheHonoredMadman 100% Brad williams

    • @CSGDuncan11
      @CSGDuncan11 3 года назад +2

      Is this Redbar Inception? Mike listening to Bert describe Mike’s analysis of that rape-through-deception story from whatever shitty tv show that was on.

    • @swagking9961
      @swagking9961 2 года назад

      In addition to brad and Joey, Jim jefferies did the same thing on (if my memory is right) jre

    • @michealjaymurphy
      @michealjaymurphy 2 года назад

      @@TheHonoredMadman it’s brad Williams

  • @nonamesinenomine
    @nonamesinenomine 3 года назад +17

    This show really redpilled me ..I used to watch Tom and Bert before this 😅

    • @milesdavis2601
      @milesdavis2601 2 года назад +5

      Think for yourself Bud, you need someone to tell you they’re revolting before you realise it? Geez

    • @NotALiberalSoSkipTheScript
      @NotALiberalSoSkipTheScript 2 года назад

      @@milesdavis2601 I never got the “pilled” thing. I mean this was just loud noise followed by “jokes” and more noise. Fair enough if you were entertained by them but it sounds more like you just enjoyed it for a bit then got more critical of it.

    • @imageword5576
      @imageword5576 Год назад +1

      @@NotALiberalSoSkipTheScript Pilled means you had a sudden realization of seeing something very different than you previously did, as in the matrix.

    • @Jc-ks5lx
      @Jc-ks5lx Год назад +1

      You’re not very bright then

  • @gmb7200
    @gmb7200 3 года назад +9

    4:04 it’s enraging when Bert does it, but when Mike does it it’s funny somehow

  • @starmatthew4283
    @starmatthew4283 3 года назад +16

    dont forget bert had a period party for his daughter.

    • @syndrome5372
      @syndrome5372 3 года назад +8

      I had a period party for berts daughter too

    • @tomvobbe9538
      @tomvobbe9538 3 года назад +2

      🤮. What a nasty piece of shit. Why isn't he in jail?

    • @robertfrancois6064
      @robertfrancois6064 Год назад +1

      I don’t even want to know what that is

  • @PCFROMVCS
    @PCFROMVCS 2 года назад +3

    EEEEIIIIIIIIII HUH UHHH HUUUHH EI EIEEI EEEEEIII OH GOD IM GONNA DIE EEEEIIIEIEIEIEIIIIII

  • @shadowgoddess4600
    @shadowgoddess4600 2 года назад +4

    2 Bears 1 Cave??? How gay can these fools get????

  • @tomvobbe9538
    @tomvobbe9538 3 года назад +10

    Not sure who I hate more Bert or Tom. Definitely Tom.

  • @sanniez
    @sanniez Год назад

    I was laughing like Walter White when he found out all the money was gone

  • @policeluber6720
    @policeluber6720 2 года назад +5

    BERT KRESISHER IS ALEX JONES IN HEAT

  • @73caddydaddy93
    @73caddydaddy93 Год назад +1

    Bert's laugh made my dog leave the room

  • @LonerFez69
    @LonerFez69 3 года назад +5

    3:09 Bert's always drunk haha

  • @rickrude8915
    @rickrude8915 3 года назад +28

    This should not be allowed..bert should go straight to prison for this im.not even kidding

    • @rickrude8915
      @rickrude8915 3 года назад +1

      @@Kalculon Did you watch the video? It's self explanatory

    • @kimmettfarlston-chew
      @kimmettfarlston-chew 2 года назад +1

      @@Kalculon It should be ILLEGAL what don't you understand?

  • @Libbyyyyyyyyyy
    @Libbyyyyyyyyyy Год назад +3

    When I hear Bert's laugh it is beyond irritating, I am actually becoming angry.

  • @desmondblakely
    @desmondblakely 2 года назад +8

    The Burt Kreischer fake laugh is awful; don’t know how people can watch more than 2minutes of this guy.

  • @jimjiminyjaroo300
    @jimjiminyjaroo300 3 года назад +10

    Im repulsed that mother is going out with such a man child.

  • @lachlank.8270
    @lachlank.8270 Год назад +2

    Is Bert a balloon gradually losing air holy hell

  • @edgewiseCL
    @edgewiseCL 11 месяцев назад +1

    During berts squealing he was def talking about Brad Williams talking about the switcheroo on Getting Doug with High.

  • @Remorsefullyhumble
    @Remorsefullyhumble Год назад +1

    His laugh makes me violent

  • @user-tk1lf5hi6f
    @user-tk1lf5hi6f 2 года назад +3

    Can someone please send this clip to the FCC and get Bert Kreischer locked up?

  • @rachellicee2380
    @rachellicee2380 2 года назад +4

    Burts fake laughing causes my upper lip to curl up immediately. ICK.

  • @alejandroleonardo7963
    @alejandroleonardo7963 2 года назад +6

    This made me so mad I punched a hole through my tv.

  • @vampvhs
    @vampvhs Год назад +3

    Why does every person and every combination of people need a podcast, like how is Tom segura on like 40 separate podcasts, his wife, and bert is the same. and it goes the same way for people like Bobby Lee, Theo von, brandan schwiffer wet jet, Brian callen, etc. At least Joe Rogan is like the only one who’s smart enough to not oversaturate himself in everyone’s podcast (but also fuck him for making all of these dweebs famous), he doesn’t have 5 different podcasts with different people. It’s just so annoying how there’ll be like a podcast with Brian callen and Brendan Schaub, then a podcast with Theo von and Brian callen, and then one with just Theo von, and then Tom and his wife, and then Tom and Bert, and one with Tom and Bobby Lee and Andrew White Guy, it’s just the most obnoxious thing to have 50 combinations with the same people on the most popular podcasts, it would be like if Mike did Redbar, then did a podcast without Jules, and then one with him and Luis J Gomez, then one with him only discussing Chris Delia. Also btw if you’re a parent and your old ass talks about sex on your public podcast, you’re a horrible parent, and I would massacre my parents execution style with a 12 gauge if they were talking about having sex in front of everyone to see or hear on a podcast

  • @horavariadarosada4027
    @horavariadarosada4027 Год назад

    I cracked a tooth once listening to that fucking squeal.

  • @Doorsofprcptn
    @Doorsofprcptn 2 года назад +10

    The constant squealing is unbearable, made me stop listening pretty fast.
    Even if Tommy had something interesting on the show, I had to stop listening and as all of these guys pods, it's at least 40% ad reads then add the totally unnecessary "dates x state". Totally unnecessary for 99.9% of the listeners, they're not even in the same country or the other side of it. Then there's ad spam on RUclips to the max, on top of that.
    Cut the shows down to the material and let us listen to the last minutes directly but they are rich now and got hysteria for more money. (Or pay for the shitty pod compound.)
    They all complain about ordinary TV and how outdated it is but they already crammed in all the possible ad's and these guys even do a laugh track, they have all made fun of old media and TV, yet they immediately do the same.
    What ordinary TV took about fifty years to screw up they did in a couple of years.
    Pathetic

  • @BramptonHughes
    @BramptonHughes Год назад +2

    It’s Kind of sad, I feel deep inside all these comedians feel like losers

  • @BiggPink333
    @BiggPink333 2 года назад +4

    Great Bert impression. Cant stand his voice and laugh.

  • @Demendred
    @Demendred 3 года назад +9

    Jesus christ with the fake over the top laughter.

  • @davefetch6064
    @davefetch6064 Год назад +2

    Bert is insufferable.

  • @johnmack777
    @johnmack777 3 года назад +1

    This guy is fucking tripping (Bert)

  • @aaronzywicki8683
    @aaronzywicki8683 2 года назад +2

    Whoa !!!!!!! Holy Shit !!!!!!

  • @RossKempOnYourMum01
    @RossKempOnYourMum01 9 месяцев назад

    15:30 lmao

  • @cosmicwanda1415
    @cosmicwanda1415 Год назад +2

    I cannot stand the haunting shrieking of ogre-kin Bert

  • @highmane6343
    @highmane6343 3 года назад +7

    That laughter haunts my dreams. I’ve never laughed so hard in my life. Lock him up.

    • @pjr5913
      @pjr5913 2 года назад +1

      that laughter was worse than yokos plastic band

  • @Sloimer
    @Sloimer 2 года назад +2

    Thanks Joe Rogan

  • @michaelcurti
    @michaelcurti 3 года назад +3

    Sex is gross? Lol. Touch my camera through the fence 🤣🤣

    • @syndrome5372
      @syndrome5372 3 года назад +4

      Why are you filming kids at the park through a fence bruh? You look the sort.

    • @nathanscott4352
      @nathanscott4352 2 года назад +3

      Keep feathering it brother

  • @goldenb2256
    @goldenb2256 Год назад +1

    How does anyone like bert

  • @XYouVandal
    @XYouVandal 2 года назад +1

    I like Tom but he needs to ditch Bert

  • @ivanrlynn
    @ivanrlynn 3 года назад +5

    Brad talk

  • @yuichi_ha_kushy
    @yuichi_ha_kushy 3 года назад +5

    it's really hard to sit through, but is the rape story bert referencing about little brad williams?

    • @CSGDuncan11
      @CSGDuncan11 3 года назад

      For sure, but is he referring to Mike’s coverage of that story? Or the actual episode of the show. I bet Bert weeps listening to his Redbar coverage and might have caught that BW rapester segment by chance

    • @michealjaymurphy
      @michealjaymurphy 2 года назад +1

      Yes and some how mike missed that

  • @R3LAPZE
    @R3LAPZE Год назад

    burts laugh is funny for like 3 seconds

    • @jonasdauerbrenner6432
      @jonasdauerbrenner6432 Год назад +6

      0 sec

    • @artvandelay48
      @artvandelay48 Год назад

      Not even dude. He sounds like a dying rooster

    • @Jc-ks5lx
      @Jc-ks5lx Год назад

      How is it funny at all…?

    • @ryanjavierortega8513
      @ryanjavierortega8513 Год назад

      ​@@Jc-ks5lx dude, Bert's laugh is sarcastic, he's hilarious, he's an amazing storyteller & he never wears a shirt, he's so😍

    • @Jc-ks5lx
      @Jc-ks5lx Год назад +1

      @@ryanjavierortega8513 agreed 😍

  • @TFOX-mf2py
    @TFOX-mf2py Год назад

    This grandma is who Berts married to? Lol. He's always talking about her Tig ole bitty. She's literally a grandma.

  • @finbarhayes9621
    @finbarhayes9621 2 года назад +4

    they are deviants,but nothin wrong with havin idols i respect their position and place!the great MIKE DAVID and JULES FELKER,my musical hero is the one time genius who mastered over 32 musical instruments and he wrote over 500 songs , PRINCE R.I.P saw him in cork 89'

    • @TortureWorld
      @TortureWorld 7 месяцев назад

      Salute to Prince. The power and presence of a 6'3 tall man slammed into a 3'6 tall body. R.I.P, big time.

  • @-Azure.EXE-
    @-Azure.EXE- Год назад

    2:21 i tapped out here.

  • @KuppaKwafee
    @KuppaKwafee 2 года назад +1

    Yum yum yum lol

  • @stryker_6568
    @stryker_6568 Год назад

    Name of the outro music?

  • @1future797
    @1future797 5 месяцев назад

    Tom was so fat like like a few months ago. He probably just got his first decent kill recently.

  • @Kirkorama
    @Kirkorama Год назад +1

    Bert cringed me out so bad.. that high pitched everything.. oof

  • @joshsaunders6392
    @joshsaunders6392 2 года назад +1

    15:57 Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuup

  • @callum6224
    @callum6224 2 года назад +1

    Holy lord

  • @antwerpheist1359
    @antwerpheist1359 2 года назад +1

    Bert was talking about the count

    • @Ekdrink
      @Ekdrink 2 года назад

      I thought it was Brad Williams

  • @mershispatientzero6355
    @mershispatientzero6355 2 года назад +1

    That Christina P podcast was SOOOOO cringey!

  • @Matt-zp5np
    @Matt-zp5np Год назад

    It was Brad Williams

  • @pjr5913
    @pjr5913 2 года назад +1

    i had a long day at work now this.....wtf

  • @policeluber6720
    @policeluber6720 2 года назад +2

    Rogan did this again ?

  • @lukeroush905
    @lukeroush905 3 года назад +5

    OH i cannot wait until Tom's fanbase gets in your comments. Just ask Garth Brooks how it worked out for him.

    • @pandavelli8176
      @pandavelli8176 3 года назад +8

      Garth Brooks is legendary, Tom Segura wears corpse makeup

    • @lukeroush905
      @lukeroush905 3 года назад +3

      @@pandavelli8176 touch my phone through the fence!!!!!

    • @TheHonoredMadman
      @TheHonoredMadman 3 года назад +6

      A bunch of fat dudes wearing hoodies and raycons, very terrifying

    • @RafaelGarcia-jb3me
      @RafaelGarcia-jb3me 2 года назад

      Where they at

  • @ConspiracyGamesAndPodcastClips
    @ConspiracyGamesAndPodcastClips 2 года назад +1

    Bert is the Stavros of Joe's Crew if the "Deathsquad" was Cumtown. 🤢😷
    He isn't funny, his laugh is just contagious. 🤔

  • @cee_dot_610
    @cee_dot_610 Год назад

    Kreischer’s lies need a deep dive exposé

  • @austinbennett4784
    @austinbennett4784 3 года назад +6

    this level of pearl clutching has got to be schtick, I don't know enough about redbar.

  • @MrKoolCash
    @MrKoolCash 2 года назад +2

    I hate Bert.

  • @mr.smithgnrsmith7808
    @mr.smithgnrsmith7808 Год назад +1

    2:10…holy SHIT….made me wanna go play in traffic

  • @J_Clean_1996
    @J_Clean_1996 2 года назад +1

    He's talking about the small dude right?

  • @luxmysterium
    @luxmysterium Год назад

    I had to legitimately stop what I was doing because of the laugh.....I feel so much hatred right now...... counting to 10....namaste

  • @Buckmelanoma1
    @Buckmelanoma1 Год назад

    Does Tom talk about how much money he has in this one?
    He’s quite wealthy you know?

  • @Vault4ce4680
    @Vault4ce4680 2 года назад

    Are you ppl being serious? I thought you were joking, being facetious? You're being serious though. Right?

  • @chrismorales9806
    @chrismorales9806 Год назад

    Are you the DJ from Joe Dirt?

  • @Shakeysmoker1
    @Shakeysmoker1 Год назад +2

    Haters all of ya lol

  • @junglistachicago315
    @junglistachicago315 3 года назад +1

    good clip

  • @Renegade_2023
    @Renegade_2023 Год назад

    Bert gave up the game when he laughed about going down, that was his real laugh. He’s so 😬 cringe!

  • @TFOX-mf2py
    @TFOX-mf2py Год назад

    This is revolting.

  • @dustinrolstad752
    @dustinrolstad752 Год назад +1

    This clip was made for Redbar.

  • @uncleterry1703
    @uncleterry1703 2 года назад +1

    Im going to throw up now...

  • @aaron4645
    @aaron4645 2 года назад +1

    This is really pathetic…

  • @conomann
    @conomann 2 года назад

    Its me its me its….

  • @anthonybogus5688
    @anthonybogus5688 Год назад

    Literally OVERLOAD on the cringe

  • @freshestclips
    @freshestclips Год назад

    bruh bert is the most annoying person in podcasting

  • @HansKlopek
    @HansKlopek 2 года назад +1

    Unlistenable