Ep. 121 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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  • Опубликовано: 24 янв 2025

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  • @MorboTheDiddlyDo
    @MorboTheDiddlyDo 2 года назад +523

    "There's no fight without stylebender" Wrong. I would watch Tom vs Bert in a match. Two Bears One Cage.

    • @xPadge112x
      @xPadge112x 2 года назад +16

      I wouldn't google that just to be on the safe side.

    • @willthomas5953
      @willthomas5953 2 года назад +10

      Lol I'd buy that on ppv

    • @driprubies2464
      @driprubies2464 2 года назад +5

      @@xPadge112x can confirm do not search that lol at least word it differently when searching….. yikes!

    • @jakeballou5147
      @jakeballou5147 2 года назад +1

      Omg that would be amazing to see these 2 go at it

    • @demoneyin9390
      @demoneyin9390 2 года назад +1

      I think Tom wins via brutality.

  • @Rick_James
    @Rick_James 2 года назад +508

    I love how they’re talking about fighting a pro yet Tom broke half his body jumping in the air

    • @dakotalenzi7630
      @dakotalenzi7630 2 года назад +6

      Tom didn’t want to fight anyone so what’s your point…

    • @66Sixxy
      @66Sixxy 2 года назад +5

      Tom didn't even make it into the air. He went to make that shot & maneuvered in such a way that he broke himself. It was harsh, & it's really difficult to watch, especially when you realize his arm is bent entirely the wrong way.

    • @stevehunt914
      @stevehunt914 2 года назад +4

      the way you phrased that was excellent.
      GREAT line!

    • @seasideshutterworx
      @seasideshutterworx 2 года назад +1

      Shhiiiiit

    • @F3RAL3NTITY
      @F3RAL3NTITY 2 года назад

      😂😂💀💀 christ

  • @D-Fens_1632
    @D-Fens_1632 2 года назад +633

    Some people go to AA meetings to remember why they shouldn't drink. Fuck that, I just watch this show.

    • @austinclemons3678
      @austinclemons3678 2 года назад +5

      Good for you. How brave of you

    • @MNewsTime
      @MNewsTime 2 года назад +7

      Legit great comment bro.

    • @MrBuketman
      @MrBuketman 2 года назад +3

      You’re not missing out on an IPA. SKUNK ASS BEER.

    • @codyschmidt34219
      @codyschmidt34219 2 года назад +5

      @@MrBuketman made by a bud light fan 😂 ipas are fire most people are just two cheap to buy em

    • @notagiantseaslug5523
      @notagiantseaslug5523 2 года назад +3

      I legit agree, and I’m a huge Bert/YMH fan.

  • @andrewarnold9818
    @andrewarnold9818 2 года назад +193

    20 seconds in a Brett is already helping LeeAnne's lawyer put together his case lmao

    • @ViewedOak
      @ViewedOak 2 года назад +9

      What insane mental fortitude that woman must have, being treated like garbage to this audience weekly…

    • @daveducont2587
      @daveducont2587 2 года назад +5

      She won't leave him. Why leave and take half when all she has to do is wait it out for a few years and when his lifestyle finally catches up with him, she'll get it all. 😁

    • @wiscogunguy
      @wiscogunguy 2 года назад

      @@daveducont2587 why are u even here ??? Sounds like a hater ass thing to say ..

    • @daveducont2587
      @daveducont2587 2 года назад

      @@wiscogunguy I was being facetious.

  • @samhuff999
    @samhuff999 2 года назад +324

    Tom's laugh was almost as good as hot sauce. Which we all know is the best.

  • @Givens94
    @Givens94 2 года назад +4

    What a lovely way to start your week by listening to Bert say “I’d love to spread my seed”. Bert, one of you is enough for this world.

    • @LimorG
      @LimorG 2 года назад +1

      Imagine having his genetics and wanting to spread it around

  • @Chukwuddi
    @Chukwuddi 2 года назад +196

    Burnt so humbled when his numbers are compared to Style Bender was amazing. What a shot to his ego, I loved it.

    • @Howitchewstofeel5gum
      @Howitchewstofeel5gum 2 года назад

      Time stamp by any chance?

    • @monkey_ish4117
      @monkey_ish4117 2 года назад +7

      Chek it from 9:40

    • @LimorG
      @LimorG 2 года назад +14

      This should be a regular segment, where they show him people more famous than him and watch him implode.

    • @andrewtregoning
      @andrewtregoning 2 года назад +4

      i know he's hamming it up for the podcast but he really seems to have no sense of self, when it comes to what he's physically capable of, and what pro fighters are capable of!! it's insane

    • @chukkalow4
      @chukkalow4 2 года назад +1

      Yeah but he will forget about it and think he has better numbers

  • @jadestevens3210
    @jadestevens3210 2 года назад +51

    Just wanted to let you know you both saved my life. I'm going through a hard time in life right now, and every Monday I look forward to watching 2 bears. It literally is the only thing I look forward to in the week. Bert and Tom help me forget about real life for a bit and just let me laugh and listen to my two favorite comedians shoot the shit. It literally gives me reason to wake up on Mondays. I have severe depression and I can't get out of bed some days but 2 bears always makes me get out of bed and makes me laugh. Thanks for the joy you bring.
    Jade

    • @GatsbyMyself
      @GatsbyMyself 2 года назад +5

      Keep looking forward to Mondays Jade. Soon, or not so soon, you will start looking forward to another day, and another. No one really has seven. But you will have more days where you wake up with positive energy than days you don’t. I have been exactly where you are and still on my rise. So, I’m not going to say any clichés, but I will say I am thinking about you. Keep getting out of bed on Mondays. -Matty O

    • @clowndance6730
      @clowndance6730 2 года назад +3

      keep truckin yo, the juice of life is worth the squeeze

    • @MCPDeviceDriver
      @MCPDeviceDriver 2 года назад +3

      Find six more podcasts and you've got the whole week.

    • @ethanstrudwick9617
      @ethanstrudwick9617 2 года назад

      It's obviously not the same but I enjoy ear biscuits for that reason. It's not as good as two bears, but I just enjoy listening to people who enjoy speaking to each other.

    • @ethanstrudwick9617
      @ethanstrudwick9617 2 года назад

      The Ricky gervsais show and their old XFM episodes

  • @drivehard2395
    @drivehard2395 2 года назад +135

    Burnt's laugh should be used as a Tsunami siren.

    • @andrestein6022
      @andrestein6022 2 года назад +4

      FUCK HAHAHAHAHA this killed me

    • @Deathfecater
      @Deathfecater 2 года назад +1

    • @digitalsalsas
      @digitalsalsas 2 года назад

      LOL

    • @lejamesbron4055
      @lejamesbron4055 2 года назад

      I wish the audio engineer would turn it down I have to rip my headphones out every time

    • @jpcairney85
      @jpcairney85 2 года назад

      I love this podcast until he starts laughing, I honestly have to turn it off. I honestly wish they would just switch the audio down...

  • @valeriekilroy8402
    @valeriekilroy8402 2 года назад +165

    Bert: it’s crazy how the smallest things like dunking a basketball can change your life forever
    Also Bert: Tom you should jump out a helicopter 🤔

    • @dntgvafuk89
      @dntgvafuk89 2 года назад +3

      After I just saw a news article about a tandem jump going wrong and both people dying 🤦🏻‍♀️😆

  • @slywolfe
    @slywolfe 2 года назад +427

    My sensei once told me: "The only person more dangerous than a trained fighter, is a fat drunk with no experience."

    • @SilverDOMO192837
      @SilverDOMO192837 2 года назад +8

      hurt bert is all the experience he needs😎

    • @pacatack2
      @pacatack2 2 года назад +18

      Wtf is the other reply to this

    • @JayC_x
      @JayC_x 2 года назад

      Accountant Beach Correia would smash Bert in 2 mins

    • @slywolfe
      @slywolfe 2 года назад +5

      @@pacatack2 woah holy crap, dunno dude - I ain't reading all that random bs. They straight up wrote an essay and it seems there was more too 🤣

    • @JayC_x
      @JayC_x 2 года назад +6

      @@AgendaInMind all science is based on what ideas are supported by the best and broadest evidence.

  • @drewstaples9648
    @drewstaples9648 2 года назад +5

    I love how at 54:00 or so you can tell it’s just two buddies genuinely talking about cool comedy stories and shit and I can only speak for myself but I love this aspect of the pod.

  • @rustyshackleford8149
    @rustyshackleford8149 2 года назад +210

    I replayed toms laugh 3 times when Bert said he fought better ppl than him... lmao

    • @randyllsausagehouse3411
      @randyllsausagehouse3411 2 года назад +1

      timestamp?

    • @SketchyAsFunk
      @SketchyAsFunk 2 года назад +7

      @@randyllsausagehouse3411 12:00

    • @Smiley-Coyote
      @Smiley-Coyote 2 года назад +1

      @@AgendaInMind So what's your point?

    • @KZ_MMA-KZ
      @KZ_MMA-KZ 2 года назад +8

      @@AgendaInMind You have schizophrenia

    • @locodood1
      @locodood1 2 года назад +1

      @@AgendaInMind Bro writes this like if he has any more ethos than the best thing we have to solve problems as humans (the scientific theory). Sad

  • @johncarolina4950
    @johncarolina4950 2 года назад +20

    Brett being surprised Adesanya's fights had more interest than his specials absolutely killed me

  • @theecatindahat
    @theecatindahat 2 года назад +191

    "I cant take liver shots" You're fucking right there Blurt son. Does he even have liver left?

    • @ricker76er
      @ricker76er 2 года назад +13

      He does. And it’s the size of Texas and it’s rock hard.

    • @MrFlappo
      @MrFlappo 2 года назад +1

      It's like that episode of Roccos Modern Life where he takes his appendix to the carnival before getting it removed

    • @zachworr4426
      @zachworr4426 2 года назад +1

      @AutomaticWriting lol, roasted!

    • @lw4791
      @lw4791 2 года назад

      @cdxx420able that also usually ends near the CO2 half-life of a being (hint: berts atleast 1.5x that lol)

    • @benjaminsmith9533
      @benjaminsmith9533 2 года назад

      Yeah its just a really fatty liver

  • @naterogers2317
    @naterogers2317 2 года назад +4

    Oh Burnt. You never disappoint in helping me feel better about myself 😂

  • @mr_nice_guy515
    @mr_nice_guy515 2 года назад +1450

    If Bert was anything less than a millionaire comedian he’d be on his 4th intervention

    • @HandlesAreRetarded42
      @HandlesAreRetarded42 2 года назад +97

      and 5th wife

    • @Spawn303
      @Spawn303 2 года назад +33

      And 4th marriage. It’s amazing what money does to the ones that “love” you.

    • @DNYGdj
      @DNYGdj 2 года назад +19

      If you were anything more than a pretentious neanderthal, you'd realize its all an act for the cameras.

    • @billybob5898
      @billybob5898 2 года назад +69

      @@DNYGdj yeah someone would fake cognitive decline and obvious signs of alcoholism for the laughs. 99% of his fans are legit concerned for him

    • @michaelcole8999
      @michaelcole8999 2 года назад +3

      He would definitely be "Florida Keys Bert" 3x over by now...
      but he actually lives in South Padre, Texas.

  • @timberger212
    @timberger212 2 года назад +1

    Don rickles scene is hilarious. "KALALAMALA... and everybodies sucking sand".

  • @Shrapnel92
    @Shrapnel92 2 года назад +627

    How hilarious would it be if instead of Burnt, it was Brad Pitt on the pod this episode and Tom FaceTimed Bart and was all "hey look who's here- alright bye!"

    • @andrestein6022
      @andrestein6022 2 года назад +7

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @CptWhit3y
      @CptWhit3y 2 года назад +7

      ....it would have been EPIC AF lmao

    • @kurt9364
      @kurt9364 2 года назад +6

      @UN KNOWN its brundt

    • @Shrapnel92
      @Shrapnel92 2 года назад +11

      @UN KNOWN or Bundt as in the cake because he eats so much

    • @shawnwolff4490
      @shawnwolff4490 2 года назад +3

      Dude his name is spelt right above in the title of this video and you still misspelled his name twice in one message

  • @PurpleHeartSti
    @PurpleHeartSti 2 года назад +2

    The way Tom laughs when Bert says "So he's beaten people better than me." ... Gold.

  • @Cyxz666
    @Cyxz666 2 года назад +1659

    I'd wager that 50% of Bert's Google traffic is him googling himself

    • @Sam_guitar1999
      @Sam_guitar1999 2 года назад +78

      uh hundred percent

    • @jayjayjay365
      @jayjayjay365 2 года назад +22

      thing is Bret Frizeler doesnt realise he is just there as a running gag

    • @oBuLLzEyEo1013
      @oBuLLzEyEo1013 2 года назад +6

      Open tabs...

    • @mustshroom8767
      @mustshroom8767 2 года назад +3

      To be fair, I’m sure part of that percentage is Bert trying to find other Bert kreischers so he can use them to promote tour dates

    • @sentientcardboarddumpster7900
      @sentientcardboarddumpster7900 2 года назад +4

      @@jayjayjay365 I think everyone but him knows what this show is about. Well, it is about him, just not in the way he thinks it is.

  • @jaclyn.jenkins
    @jaclyn.jenkins 2 года назад +2

    the guys laughing in the background just makes everything so much better

  • @johnmichael580
    @johnmichael580 2 года назад +309

    Bart is actually listening to Tom today. Hope he’s feeling alright

    • @KZ_MMA-KZ
      @KZ_MMA-KZ 2 года назад +16

      I'm sure his liver is failing, so he probably doesn't feel great

    • @Deathfecater
      @Deathfecater 2 года назад +2

    • @markdemos75
      @markdemos75 2 года назад +3

      Somebody had a talk with him. On BertCast he is actually listening and not interrupting. What a concept..

    • @MrStrangeSensation
      @MrStrangeSensation 2 года назад +3

      Maybe he's been reading the comments

    • @Pokerdude38
      @Pokerdude38 2 года назад +2

      It's actually extremely rare for a Make a Wish kid to live for 120 episodes of a podcast. Shoutout Tom for making it special for him 🥲

  • @ethanh360
    @ethanh360 2 года назад +1

    i'm crying over this stylebender fight proposal

  • @spaminwhamin
    @spaminwhamin 2 года назад +36

    Brett gets knocked out by stylebender and instead of brain damage he wakes up a normal person

  • @drummrpdx
    @drummrpdx 2 года назад +2

    I like how Brick is even entertaining the idea of being able to beat Adesanya. LOL

  • @doitbig8269
    @doitbig8269 2 года назад +237

    Monday's aren't Monday's without tim and brett

    • @Deathfecater
      @Deathfecater 2 года назад +4

    • @Smiley-Coyote
      @Smiley-Coyote 2 года назад +5

      This podcast is the only thing I look forward to on Monday. Just knowing it will be there to watch provides a lot of comfort.

    • @Deathfecater
      @Deathfecater 2 года назад

      @@Smiley-Coyote ‍

    • @Smiley-Coyote
      @Smiley-Coyote 2 года назад +1

      @@Deathfecater nothing

    • @Wayzor_
      @Wayzor_ 2 года назад +2

      tad and bart

  • @BMcLbk
    @BMcLbk 2 года назад +3

    "Do you have blue eyes?" Bert every 3 to 4 podcast 🤣

  • @tr1pl3thr333
    @tr1pl3thr333 2 года назад +551

    Bert is noticeably less articulate every episode and he's just chill with it.

    • @sentientcardboarddumpster7900
      @sentientcardboarddumpster7900 2 года назад +76

      His brain is literally degrading in front of an audience

    • @joshuagoethe2347
      @joshuagoethe2347 2 года назад +26

      Alcoholic dementia is hitting him hard.

    • @Smiley-Coyote
      @Smiley-Coyote 2 года назад +29

      @@AgendaInMind Awww, you're adorable. Do you go around posting this on every video that has absolutely nothing related to anything in your comment whatsoever? Bet you're a real treat to hang out with.

    • @KZ_MMA-KZ
      @KZ_MMA-KZ 2 года назад +27

      @@AgendaInMind You have schizophrenia, see a therapist

    • @lazarus8447
      @lazarus8447 2 года назад +4

      Considering his career is talking... Can't wait to hear him in 10 years when his liver is 99 percent rotten away.

  • @AjaxDGonzo
    @AjaxDGonzo 2 года назад +20

    52:15 I love that Bert is forgetting which of his “good friends” died

    • @YoungGuns88
      @YoungGuns88 2 года назад +1

      Lol I was just listening to it again this morning and said the exact same thing.

  • @merrillereasoner5224
    @merrillereasoner5224 2 года назад +183

    Tom: “What if he breaks your ribs first?”
    Bert: *considers removing all of his ribs after removing all of his teeth*

  • @Kryozzzzz57
    @Kryozzzzz57 2 года назад +3

    Bert "You don't know what it's like to walk a mile in their feet" Kreischer. I almost spit out my drink

  • @josephwedding9839
    @josephwedding9839 2 года назад +30

    “I have a delusional brain” the amount of jaws dropping were zero

  • @DavisD814
    @DavisD814 2 года назад +16

    The amount of times Bryan believes everything Tom says is hilarious.
    “I dropped a safe on someone’s head one time. And they were asleep. They never woke up.”
    “Wait really?”
    “No!”
    “Did you really drop a safe on someone’s head..?”
    “NO!”

  • @TheHarmmm
    @TheHarmmm 2 года назад +113

    Bert forgetting the name of his recently deceased "good friend" Norm MacDonald is pure comedy gold.

    • @milojones8508
      @milojones8508 2 года назад +7

      yeah I've said this before but Rogan's posse of guys like to say "good friend" all the time and they barely know the person. It's like Rogan read it in a book that it's a good psychological tool to say "good friend" or "friend" to describe someone to make them feel closer, make you look powerful etc.. etc..

    • @Revolution1117
      @Revolution1117 2 года назад +10

      Right?? LOL. No joke, I think Bruce has onset of Korsakoff Syndrome (chronic thinking changes and cognitive decline due to alcohol). Oh yeah, along with "head injuries". Dude can't remeber shit half the time...

    • @TheHarmmm
      @TheHarmmm 2 года назад +7

      @@Revolution1117 "Nadav, quick look that up!... Go to my instagram... scroll down... scroll, scroll, scroll... there it is! Leanne. My wife's name is Leanne. This should go viral."

    • @RhythmicReport
      @RhythmicReport 2 года назад +3

      That was so cringey haha surprised Tom didn’t roast him for it

    • @brandycehenry
      @brandycehenry 2 года назад

      @@Revolution1117 holy crap, I never heard of that so I looked it up and I think you’re right! Even if not, I learned something!

  • @willtheangrydudeist9120
    @willtheangrydudeist9120 2 года назад +11

    "I throw up in my mouth way more than I would like...."
    Bert Kreischer, 2022

  • @jebediahbrownmit
    @jebediahbrownmit 2 года назад +28

    My kids used to come to me with batshit crazy ideas all the time when they were around age 5. I loved it. I would sit there and listen as they went into great detail about how they were going to create invisible cars or bikes that would fly (bikes!) or really whatever happened to pop into their heads as they were talking, and I would just smile and go along with it. Tom's response to Bert at 19:08 took me back to those days. Tom is a really good father to Brett.

  • @Jhc573
    @Jhc573 2 года назад +1

    It was SO refreshing to hear Timothy tell a few stories this episode

  • @jackscott8371
    @jackscott8371 2 года назад +74

    I like watching at 0.75 speed so bernt seems even more drunk then he normally is

  • @HeyImBrim
    @HeyImBrim 2 года назад +2

    The Spade episode was the best this show's been in A MINUTE.

  • @aidentrench7599
    @aidentrench7599 2 года назад +16

    Bert makes me feel better about my self every week 😂😂😂

  • @chasecarter3302
    @chasecarter3302 2 года назад +88

    The best part was when Tom said, "Israel's good at striking, you picked the wrong thing." Then Bert said, "okay so I'll train with Ben Askren" haha All MMA fans started dying

    • @snow4days
      @snow4days 2 года назад

      Did they ever talk about Tom Cruise?

    • @commanderjonson2610
      @commanderjonson2610 2 года назад

      Askren is a pro at getting knocked out for money. I think thats Berts endgame here haha

    • @petehakkinen3020
      @petehakkinen3020 2 года назад

      Good example how having low information can be dangerous.

  • @Elec18ful
    @Elec18ful 2 года назад +21

    Man I love these guys, hard to describe the joy of Brent saying some shit and Tommys wheeze, washing the anxiety out of me ❤

    • @smash359
      @smash359 2 года назад +2

      we need more comments like this and less just ripping into someone that has a clear problem. people really projecting themselves onto other people. sometimes you just need to shut up and listen; so thank you!

  • @jacquep2363
    @jacquep2363 2 года назад +2

    Bert forgetting “the good friend” that passed away 2 months ago 😂😂😭😭

  • @cardinalbubxiii803
    @cardinalbubxiii803 2 года назад +84

    “I just would love to spread my seed.”
    Brett Kernels
    “Dale Earnherst Jr… whatever the guy’s name is.”
    Burnt Kegels

    • @BoopieNoodle
      @BoopieNoodle 2 года назад +2

      Burnt Kegels 😂 that’s the best one yet

    • @BadGoyz4Life
      @BadGoyz4Life 2 года назад

      Dude couldn't remember his "friend's" name. Only the legend Norm Macdonald smh.

  • @Colt-Forty5
    @Colt-Forty5 2 года назад +19

    1:11:03
    Bart just said he knows what it’s like to lose an arm because his got stuck behind the couch when he was sleeping. This man is absolutely insane lmao

  • @ENigma-um8zw
    @ENigma-um8zw 2 года назад +37

    “You know I’m getting into IPAs a lot more” great first line of a podcast I could probably write myself now. Lol

    • @binks7831
      @binks7831 2 года назад +1

      IPAs are disgusting, idk how he can sip them.

    • @jeremymigneault1690
      @jeremymigneault1690 2 года назад +3

      Ipas are the greatest !!! Gtfoh only thing better than an ipa is neipa

    • @binks7831
      @binks7831 2 года назад +4

      @@jeremymigneault1690 they're only liked because the higher alcohol content. They taste like the smell of potpourri.

    • @Smiley-Coyote
      @Smiley-Coyote 2 года назад +1

      @@binks7831 dude I agree, IPAs taste like shit, too many hops used, I'm not a big beer drinker but honestly just regular Budweiser tastes better than most IPAs that I've tried and I've tried a lot of them.

    • @binks7831
      @binks7831 2 года назад

      @@Smiley-Coyote Budweiser used to be my drink of choice. Ill have a few beers here and there, I'd definitely recommend Kilt Lifter! 👍

  • @JeepTJay6
    @JeepTJay6 2 года назад

    That last statement from Bert? 😂 🤣 Mic drop! Good night ladies and gentlemen! perfect ending! 😂

  • @Jahhh1995
    @Jahhh1995 2 года назад +18

    That "Dropped a safe" story felt a little real. Loved it.

  • @docmusik2274
    @docmusik2274 2 года назад +12

    Burped Chryslers interrupting himself to ask Tom if his eyes are blue is the most Burped thing he’s ever done.

  • @harrycfxi
    @harrycfxi 2 года назад +80

    Bert genuinely thinking he's more famous than Israel Adesanya has to be up there with one of the most narcissistic and deluded thing's he has ever said.

    • @cptmuska
      @cptmuska 2 года назад +12

      Who the fuck is that

    • @breadlytoasted
      @breadlytoasted 2 года назад +10

      It's hard for Brent Americans to understand 'worldwide'

    • @maxhoward4823
      @maxhoward4823 2 года назад

      He is more famous by every metric. What makes you think Adesanya is more famous? As far as who has performed in front of more people, it would be burt chrysler

    • @Cyxz666
      @Cyxz666 2 года назад +2

      he lives in his own delusional world, where nothing farther than the fat on his forehead is ever taken into consideration

    • @marcusbennett93
      @marcusbennett93 2 года назад +5

      @@maxhoward4823 wtf are you talking about

  • @DarrellVermilion
    @DarrellVermilion 2 года назад +2

    Bert: I like IPAs because you can sip 'em
    Also Bert: 1:27

  • @snipz113
    @snipz113 2 года назад +28

    Borscht klaggerpuff is looking good. Must’ve shuffled a few meters on the treadmill just before he got on camera.

  • @mattyradio
    @mattyradio 2 года назад +11

    I'd pay for a Patreon subscription just to watch the actual conversations at dinner with Tom, Push, Bert and Leanne

  • @The.Adam.D
    @The.Adam.D 2 года назад +12

    Bert Talks episode 121. Let’s get it

  • @trevorgill2811
    @trevorgill2811 2 года назад +3

    Bert’s next acting role is gonna be in Here Comes the Boom 2

  • @josuereynoso464
    @josuereynoso464 2 года назад +75

    Berts the guy in high school you were pretty sure lied about everything but you couldn't prove it.

    • @someguy2874
      @someguy2874 2 года назад +8

      His entire career is based on lies, your theory holds up.

    • @OgThugLuv
      @OgThugLuv 2 года назад +2

      Looooooooool

  • @-Bert-
    @-Bert- 2 года назад +2

    It’s truly an art form the way Bert interrupts people without a care in the world

  • @jaylay9524
    @jaylay9524 2 года назад +105

    The idea that Bert could even TOUCH Adesanya is hilarious. Izzy is undefeated (not counting his light heavyweight fight) against young, top physical specimens that have been training their entire lives. An old, fat dude with 6 months of training would pose about as much of a threat as a worm on the sidewalk. If Adesanya fought Bert with his dominant hand tied behind his back, I would bet every penny I have on Stylbender. He is THAT much better.

    • @ImRustyShackleford
      @ImRustyShackleford 2 года назад +4

      Thats the idea

    • @BPB9973952
      @BPB9973952 2 года назад +18

      It's called comedy dude, he is not going to fight, lol jesus

    • @evanpena9721
      @evanpena9721 2 года назад +1

      Adesanya has been knocked out before fyi

    • @johhnnn
      @johhnnn 2 года назад +2

      Tie both his hands behind his back, I’m still putting the house on Izzy

    • @johhnnn
      @johhnnn 2 года назад +2

      @@evanpena9721 undefeated…in the UFC….. middleweight division 😂

  • @flyntnash1794
    @flyntnash1794 2 года назад +3

    The fact that Bruce said Dale Earndhearse is insane

  • @mooneylsuify
    @mooneylsuify 2 года назад +4

    We Might Be Drunk and 2 Bears good monday

  • @schavez5656
    @schavez5656 2 года назад

    "Donny, Tommy's coming over." I'm fucking dead!!

  • @laurenclark1304
    @laurenclark1304 2 года назад +18

    We need a regular segment where Bert competes with professionals to see how he measures up to their expertise. Could be anything, MMA, football kicker, painter, chef, driver, anything. With Tom cheering him on from the sidelines - that would be the greatest show ever!

    • @Jaypac1109
      @Jaypac1109 2 года назад +2

      He already did hurt bert

    • @jwood2415
      @jwood2415 2 года назад

      That’s pretty much a combination of hurt bert and Bert the conqueror haha which is awesome lol

    • @laurenclark1304
      @laurenclark1304 2 года назад +1

      I know and I think it would be so much better if it wasn’t run by studio execs and it was something YMH had creative control over. Plus having social media involved could be great! 😀

  • @chiefbrasi1730
    @chiefbrasi1730 2 года назад +1

    Toms face at 43:03 is my face the whole time Bert was thinking he was really able to knock out Izzy

  • @omgfro
    @omgfro 2 года назад +135

    holy shit. bert is absolutely detached from reality. should be a study on how just a pinch of fame does to a person.

  • @mattsmalls9168
    @mattsmalls9168 2 года назад

    The moment of Bert realizing it's a bad idea. I watched that got to be a dozen times. I don't think I've laughed so hard, my neck and my face hurts from laughing!

  • @rogelio321
    @rogelio321 2 года назад +52

    Less than 10 minutes in and Bert’s already delusional about fighting world champion UFC fighters lol

    • @Josh-ub1do
      @Josh-ub1do 2 года назад +11

      Bert is every basically every guy thats never fought but somehow thinks they can challenge people whos lives is fighting

    • @rogelio321
      @rogelio321 2 года назад +5

      @@Josh-ub1do uhhhh hundred percent

    • @rogelio321
      @rogelio321 2 года назад +2

      30:50 Bert admitting he has a delusional brain. At least he knows

    • @evilhomer
      @evilhomer 2 года назад

      One shot to the liver and Bert would probably be dead.

  • @BorthrHossMC
    @BorthrHossMC 2 года назад +1

    Stylebender vs. Bert dance off would actually be entertaining imo

    • @alleniverson397
      @alleniverson397 2 года назад +1

      Fight would be even more entertaining imo

  • @itsgamz3693
    @itsgamz3693 2 года назад +41

    Im in disbelief at how confident bert is about fighting a PROFESSIONAL KILLER. He needs to chill lol.

    • @gordonjordan9491
      @gordonjordan9491 2 года назад +4

      He's got the Mickey Mantle gene he may actually win.😂😂🧐

    • @lucianopereira8961
      @lucianopereira8961 2 года назад +2

      This is entertainment, of course they play it up for the show lol

    • @frostyflakkes2692
      @frostyflakkes2692 2 года назад

      You really think these guys mean what they say

  • @millardfilmore1403
    @millardfilmore1403 2 года назад +95

    We’ve always known Burnt was delusional about his own position relative to others but the Israel Adesanya thing exemplified it perfectly. He is legitimately an insane person.

    • @spartymatt9627
      @spartymatt9627 2 года назад +8

      Exactly. "Delusions of grandeur" doesn't even come close to the severity and lunacy of Bart's brain.

    • @jeremyheyniger2200
      @jeremyheyniger2200 2 года назад +27

      He’s a comedian. This is a comedy podcast. It’s obviously a bit. Imagine being insane enough to think he’s serious

    • @owenglancy1002
      @owenglancy1002 2 года назад

      hey dude have you ever considered thay you may be on the autism spectrem

    • @rhys580
      @rhys580 2 года назад +5

      When he said "but if I knock you out" referring to Israel he was 100% serious as if thats an actual possibility

    • @williamritter4006
      @williamritter4006 2 года назад +1

      One hundred percent.
      I like Tom’s take on
      If they both fight him .

  • @staylifted2326
    @staylifted2326 2 года назад +60

    We need a basketball behind Tom on his portion of the wall with like a Ferrari racing wheel (steering wheel) and I wanna see berts hat collection slowly grow on his section xD

    • @andrestein6022
      @andrestein6022 2 года назад +2

      It will grow in tandem with the size of his head and liver

    • @sooperfly88
      @sooperfly88 2 года назад

      Please post this every episode until complete🙌🏼

    • @JoE-kx7dw
      @JoE-kx7dw 2 года назад

      A basketball with a Band-Aid 🤕
      😆

  • @beercavetech
    @beercavetech 2 года назад +6

    I don’t think Bert really knows where he “falls on the list”😂

  • @Z28Blake
    @Z28Blake 2 года назад +34

    Someone needs to start a list of all of Berf's lists.

    • @SwabLevy
      @SwabLevy 2 года назад

      It would crash reddit

  • @keeganpower6931
    @keeganpower6931 2 года назад +1

    Can't wait for Bert to train with Ben Askren to fight Izzy 🤣🤣🤣

  • @zak-a-roo264
    @zak-a-roo264 2 года назад +8

    One trip to AA and Bert would convince everyone there to STAY SOBER FOREVER.

    • @joaquin5028
      @joaquin5028 2 года назад +1

      He doesn't even have to admit his problem for everyone else to finally face theirs 🤣

    • @zak-a-roo264
      @zak-a-roo264 2 года назад +1

      @@joaquin5028 very effective to have Blarts tour posters on the AA walls with "DENIAL" and " DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR" etc ,mixed in the with the AA mantras posted all around, I'll suggest it at the next meeting

  • @andrehall23
    @andrehall23 2 года назад

    So ...the fact that Bert sounds like Rick from Rick and Morty ...sometimes ..LOL it's just hilarious ...LMFAO

  • @FunkyCold.
    @FunkyCold. 2 года назад +5

    The funniest part of the Brent fighting is his idea of training with Ben Askren to fight Izzy 😂

  • @pope400
    @pope400 2 года назад +1

    I farted and fucking Tim goes, "did you just fart?" 😂😂

  • @teelorp8306
    @teelorp8306 2 года назад +41

    Izzy could legit win fighting Bert even if he was only allowed to headbutt back and Bert had a metal bat.

  • @Yoshiling
    @Yoshiling 2 года назад +1

    When you are going through a big loss like Tom, there is no better friend to have than Bert.

  • @samuelgatica3720
    @samuelgatica3720 2 года назад +29

    Burt v Izzy sparing match filmed by ymh studios your moms house live. Kicks allowed as long as Burt wears pads head to toe. Someone please start a go fund me to make it happen lol 😂

    • @floppydoohickey
      @floppydoohickey 2 года назад

      I think letting Bert wear full gear so Izzy can really go at him would be great.

  • @uscrbc
    @uscrbc 2 года назад

    Best closing comment of a podcast ever…”I’ve gotta take a shit.”

  • @ja5304
    @ja5304 2 года назад +16

    I’d pay to watch Bret fight a Mr. Speak & Spell

    • @cm-zq1zb
      @cm-zq1zb 2 года назад +2

      As uncle joey would say, tremendous

  • @furrypineapple4374
    @furrypineapple4374 2 года назад +1

    “First of all you’d be out of breath” - Tim, 2022

  • @wakeythompson
    @wakeythompson 2 года назад +8

    I bet Barts morning breath could kill cancer

  • @joshallen2852
    @joshallen2852 2 года назад +4

    Bert’s eyes are so messed up it’s a wonder how he’s still talking. And can u imagine your 50year old dad acting like Bert? That would be great lol 😂

  • @sammcnaughton5440
    @sammcnaughton5440 2 года назад +5

    What an incredible first 5 minutes

  • @nathancarr7588
    @nathancarr7588 2 года назад +1

    The drinking before the night of the fight thing is actually kind of genius...I'd pay for that ppv

  • @federicalfred1
    @federicalfred1 2 года назад +39

    Bruh, how does Tom looks younger every damn episode. Dude looks younger than himself on all the specials when he was “younger”.
    Bert looks… well we know.

    • @Pladderkasse
      @Pladderkasse 2 года назад +3

      The answer is relatively clean an conscious living and not so clean and conscious living.

    • @caseypnw
      @caseypnw 2 года назад +3

      bert’s kids are almost out of the house, he just living day to day at this point 😂

    • @evfields24
      @evfields24 2 года назад +1

      If I looked at Burnt once a week in person I’d adopt a healthier lifestyle too

  • @Propaproduct
    @Propaproduct 2 года назад

    Bert setting up a fight: "no legs, no liver shots, no hard punches, no elbows, no arms, no punches at all."

  • @JahEerie
    @JahEerie 2 года назад +4

    "I dropped a safe on someone's head....".
    Wylie Coyote has entered the chat

  • @jasondenney6288
    @jasondenney6288 2 года назад +5

    Tom is entertained by Bert's inevitable early death. I love it.

  • @randyllsausagehouse3411
    @randyllsausagehouse3411 2 года назад +24

    Just the fact that Bert genuinely believes there is any chance at all above 0% that he could knock out any professional fighter let alone one of the most elite strikers in the UFC makes him one of the most delusional people around.

    • @frankpizza1596
      @frankpizza1596 2 года назад +3

      it amazes me that you people cant realize that MAYBE these guys who do a comedy podcast are joking around lol

    • @randyllsausagehouse3411
      @randyllsausagehouse3411 2 года назад +3

      @@frankpizza1596 It's Bert we're talking about here...

    • @frankpizza1596
      @frankpizza1596 2 года назад

      @@randyllsausagehouse3411 yea, a comedian

    • @frankpizza1596
      @frankpizza1596 2 года назад

      @@randyllsausagehouse3411 who definitely embellishes how much he drinks and everything else about his life

    • @zachberkstresser8680
      @zachberkstresser8680 2 года назад

      He definitely doesn’t actually believe this come on man

  • @timothyfisk9610
    @timothyfisk9610 2 года назад

    " Did you just fart"
    "Yeah I did"
    Amazing

  • @Mikemikemike13579
    @Mikemikemike13579 2 года назад +5

    1:05:13 Mommies know that this is the biggest compliment to give Tom.

  • @yowtf5792
    @yowtf5792 2 года назад

    Bret we don’t need any more seeds from you. “Stop making that guyyy” bill bur

  • @dialedmedia_
    @dialedmedia_ 2 года назад +26

    I'm here to see Bart get escorted out and replaced by Brad Pitt.

  • @corriconnally9730
    @corriconnally9730 2 года назад

    I feel like we found the next announcers of celebrity death match 🤣❤️‍🔥

  • @sunflowersamurai6447
    @sunflowersamurai6447 2 года назад +29

    Bert talking about fighting a world class UFC fighter when there is literally video of him getting destroyed by 14 year old children is exactly why his dad has always been ashamed of him

  • @jlaviolette772
    @jlaviolette772 2 года назад

    You know stylebenders laughing so hard he can't breathe thinking about this 🤣 😭