Tom didn't even make it into the air. He went to make that shot & maneuvered in such a way that he broke himself. It was harsh, & it's really difficult to watch, especially when you realize his arm is bent entirely the wrong way.
She won't leave him. Why leave and take half when all she has to do is wait it out for a few years and when his lifestyle finally catches up with him, she'll get it all. 😁
i know he's hamming it up for the podcast but he really seems to have no sense of self, when it comes to what he's physically capable of, and what pro fighters are capable of!! it's insane
Just wanted to let you know you both saved my life. I'm going through a hard time in life right now, and every Monday I look forward to watching 2 bears. It literally is the only thing I look forward to in the week. Bert and Tom help me forget about real life for a bit and just let me laugh and listen to my two favorite comedians shoot the shit. It literally gives me reason to wake up on Mondays. I have severe depression and I can't get out of bed some days but 2 bears always makes me get out of bed and makes me laugh. Thanks for the joy you bring. Jade
Keep looking forward to Mondays Jade. Soon, or not so soon, you will start looking forward to another day, and another. No one really has seven. But you will have more days where you wake up with positive energy than days you don’t. I have been exactly where you are and still on my rise. So, I’m not going to say any clichés, but I will say I am thinking about you. Keep getting out of bed on Mondays. -Matty O
It's obviously not the same but I enjoy ear biscuits for that reason. It's not as good as two bears, but I just enjoy listening to people who enjoy speaking to each other.
I love how at 54:00 or so you can tell it’s just two buddies genuinely talking about cool comedy stories and shit and I can only speak for myself but I love this aspect of the pod.
How hilarious would it be if instead of Burnt, it was Brad Pitt on the pod this episode and Tom FaceTimed Bart and was all "hey look who's here- alright bye!"
@@AgendaInMind Awww, you're adorable. Do you go around posting this on every video that has absolutely nothing related to anything in your comment whatsoever? Bet you're a real treat to hang out with.
The amount of times Bryan believes everything Tom says is hilarious. “I dropped a safe on someone’s head one time. And they were asleep. They never woke up.” “Wait really?” “No!” “Did you really drop a safe on someone’s head..?” “NO!”
yeah I've said this before but Rogan's posse of guys like to say "good friend" all the time and they barely know the person. It's like Rogan read it in a book that it's a good psychological tool to say "good friend" or "friend" to describe someone to make them feel closer, make you look powerful etc.. etc..
Right?? LOL. No joke, I think Bruce has onset of Korsakoff Syndrome (chronic thinking changes and cognitive decline due to alcohol). Oh yeah, along with "head injuries". Dude can't remeber shit half the time...
@@Revolution1117 "Nadav, quick look that up!... Go to my instagram... scroll down... scroll, scroll, scroll... there it is! Leanne. My wife's name is Leanne. This should go viral."
My kids used to come to me with batshit crazy ideas all the time when they were around age 5. I loved it. I would sit there and listen as they went into great detail about how they were going to create invisible cars or bikes that would fly (bikes!) or really whatever happened to pop into their heads as they were talking, and I would just smile and go along with it. Tom's response to Bert at 19:08 took me back to those days. Tom is a really good father to Brett.
The best part was when Tom said, "Israel's good at striking, you picked the wrong thing." Then Bert said, "okay so I'll train with Ben Askren" haha All MMA fans started dying
we need more comments like this and less just ripping into someone that has a clear problem. people really projecting themselves onto other people. sometimes you just need to shut up and listen; so thank you!
1:11:03 Bart just said he knows what it’s like to lose an arm because his got stuck behind the couch when he was sleeping. This man is absolutely insane lmao
@@binks7831 dude I agree, IPAs taste like shit, too many hops used, I'm not a big beer drinker but honestly just regular Budweiser tastes better than most IPAs that I've tried and I've tried a lot of them.
Bert genuinely thinking he's more famous than Israel Adesanya has to be up there with one of the most narcissistic and deluded thing's he has ever said.
He is more famous by every metric. What makes you think Adesanya is more famous? As far as who has performed in front of more people, it would be burt chrysler
The idea that Bert could even TOUCH Adesanya is hilarious. Izzy is undefeated (not counting his light heavyweight fight) against young, top physical specimens that have been training their entire lives. An old, fat dude with 6 months of training would pose about as much of a threat as a worm on the sidewalk. If Adesanya fought Bert with his dominant hand tied behind his back, I would bet every penny I have on Stylbender. He is THAT much better.
We need a regular segment where Bert competes with professionals to see how he measures up to their expertise. Could be anything, MMA, football kicker, painter, chef, driver, anything. With Tom cheering him on from the sidelines - that would be the greatest show ever!
I know and I think it would be so much better if it wasn’t run by studio execs and it was something YMH had creative control over. Plus having social media involved could be great! 😀
The moment of Bert realizing it's a bad idea. I watched that got to be a dozen times. I don't think I've laughed so hard, my neck and my face hurts from laughing!
We’ve always known Burnt was delusional about his own position relative to others but the Israel Adesanya thing exemplified it perfectly. He is legitimately an insane person.
We need a basketball behind Tom on his portion of the wall with like a Ferrari racing wheel (steering wheel) and I wanna see berts hat collection slowly grow on his section xD
@@joaquin5028 very effective to have Blarts tour posters on the AA walls with "DENIAL" and " DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR" etc ,mixed in the with the AA mantras posted all around, I'll suggest it at the next meeting
Burt v Izzy sparing match filmed by ymh studios your moms house live. Kicks allowed as long as Burt wears pads head to toe. Someone please start a go fund me to make it happen lol 😂
Bruh, how does Tom looks younger every damn episode. Dude looks younger than himself on all the specials when he was “younger”. Bert looks… well we know.
Just the fact that Bert genuinely believes there is any chance at all above 0% that he could knock out any professional fighter let alone one of the most elite strikers in the UFC makes him one of the most delusional people around.
Bert talking about fighting a world class UFC fighter when there is literally video of him getting destroyed by 14 year old children is exactly why his dad has always been ashamed of him
"There's no fight without stylebender" Wrong. I would watch Tom vs Bert in a match. Two Bears One Cage.
I wouldn't google that just to be on the safe side.
Lol I'd buy that on ppv
@@xPadge112x can confirm do not search that lol at least word it differently when searching….. yikes!
Omg that would be amazing to see these 2 go at it
I think Tom wins via brutality.
I love how they’re talking about fighting a pro yet Tom broke half his body jumping in the air
Tom didn’t want to fight anyone so what’s your point…
Tom didn't even make it into the air. He went to make that shot & maneuvered in such a way that he broke himself. It was harsh, & it's really difficult to watch, especially when you realize his arm is bent entirely the wrong way.
the way you phrased that was excellent.
GREAT line!
Shhiiiiit
😂😂💀💀 christ
Some people go to AA meetings to remember why they shouldn't drink. Fuck that, I just watch this show.
Good for you. How brave of you
Legit great comment bro.
You’re not missing out on an IPA. SKUNK ASS BEER.
@@MrBuketman made by a bud light fan 😂 ipas are fire most people are just two cheap to buy em
I legit agree, and I’m a huge Bert/YMH fan.
20 seconds in a Brett is already helping LeeAnne's lawyer put together his case lmao
What insane mental fortitude that woman must have, being treated like garbage to this audience weekly…
She won't leave him. Why leave and take half when all she has to do is wait it out for a few years and when his lifestyle finally catches up with him, she'll get it all. 😁
@@daveducont2587 why are u even here ??? Sounds like a hater ass thing to say ..
@@wiscogunguy I was being facetious.
Tom's laugh was almost as good as hot sauce. Which we all know is the best.
Hot sauce is the best
Friggen A...
Hot Sauce is the best. Facts. Don't touch my camera through the fence Enny.
True, thanks to Enny for informing us.
you waited since last week's episode to write this huh? lol
What a lovely way to start your week by listening to Bert say “I’d love to spread my seed”. Bert, one of you is enough for this world.
Imagine having his genetics and wanting to spread it around
Burnt so humbled when his numbers are compared to Style Bender was amazing. What a shot to his ego, I loved it.
Time stamp by any chance?
Chek it from 9:40
This should be a regular segment, where they show him people more famous than him and watch him implode.
i know he's hamming it up for the podcast but he really seems to have no sense of self, when it comes to what he's physically capable of, and what pro fighters are capable of!! it's insane
Yeah but he will forget about it and think he has better numbers
Just wanted to let you know you both saved my life. I'm going through a hard time in life right now, and every Monday I look forward to watching 2 bears. It literally is the only thing I look forward to in the week. Bert and Tom help me forget about real life for a bit and just let me laugh and listen to my two favorite comedians shoot the shit. It literally gives me reason to wake up on Mondays. I have severe depression and I can't get out of bed some days but 2 bears always makes me get out of bed and makes me laugh. Thanks for the joy you bring.
Jade
Keep looking forward to Mondays Jade. Soon, or not so soon, you will start looking forward to another day, and another. No one really has seven. But you will have more days where you wake up with positive energy than days you don’t. I have been exactly where you are and still on my rise. So, I’m not going to say any clichés, but I will say I am thinking about you. Keep getting out of bed on Mondays. -Matty O
keep truckin yo, the juice of life is worth the squeeze
Find six more podcasts and you've got the whole week.
It's obviously not the same but I enjoy ear biscuits for that reason. It's not as good as two bears, but I just enjoy listening to people who enjoy speaking to each other.
The Ricky gervsais show and their old XFM episodes
Burnt's laugh should be used as a Tsunami siren.
FUCK HAHAHAHAHA this killed me
LOL
I wish the audio engineer would turn it down I have to rip my headphones out every time
I love this podcast until he starts laughing, I honestly have to turn it off. I honestly wish they would just switch the audio down...
Bert: it’s crazy how the smallest things like dunking a basketball can change your life forever
Also Bert: Tom you should jump out a helicopter 🤔
After I just saw a news article about a tandem jump going wrong and both people dying 🤦🏻♀️😆
My sensei once told me: "The only person more dangerous than a trained fighter, is a fat drunk with no experience."
hurt bert is all the experience he needs😎
Wtf is the other reply to this
Accountant Beach Correia would smash Bert in 2 mins
@@pacatack2 woah holy crap, dunno dude - I ain't reading all that random bs. They straight up wrote an essay and it seems there was more too 🤣
@@AgendaInMind all science is based on what ideas are supported by the best and broadest evidence.
I love how at 54:00 or so you can tell it’s just two buddies genuinely talking about cool comedy stories and shit and I can only speak for myself but I love this aspect of the pod.
I replayed toms laugh 3 times when Bert said he fought better ppl than him... lmao
timestamp?
@@randyllsausagehouse3411 12:00
@@AgendaInMind So what's your point?
@@AgendaInMind You have schizophrenia
@@AgendaInMind Bro writes this like if he has any more ethos than the best thing we have to solve problems as humans (the scientific theory). Sad
Brett being surprised Adesanya's fights had more interest than his specials absolutely killed me
"I cant take liver shots" You're fucking right there Blurt son. Does he even have liver left?
He does. And it’s the size of Texas and it’s rock hard.
It's like that episode of Roccos Modern Life where he takes his appendix to the carnival before getting it removed
@AutomaticWriting lol, roasted!
@cdxx420able that also usually ends near the CO2 half-life of a being (hint: berts atleast 1.5x that lol)
Yeah its just a really fatty liver
Oh Burnt. You never disappoint in helping me feel better about myself 😂
If Bert was anything less than a millionaire comedian he’d be on his 4th intervention
and 5th wife
And 4th marriage. It’s amazing what money does to the ones that “love” you.
If you were anything more than a pretentious neanderthal, you'd realize its all an act for the cameras.
@@DNYGdj yeah someone would fake cognitive decline and obvious signs of alcoholism for the laughs. 99% of his fans are legit concerned for him
He would definitely be "Florida Keys Bert" 3x over by now...
but he actually lives in South Padre, Texas.
Don rickles scene is hilarious. "KALALAMALA... and everybodies sucking sand".
How hilarious would it be if instead of Burnt, it was Brad Pitt on the pod this episode and Tom FaceTimed Bart and was all "hey look who's here- alright bye!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
....it would have been EPIC AF lmao
@UN KNOWN its brundt
@UN KNOWN or Bundt as in the cake because he eats so much
Dude his name is spelt right above in the title of this video and you still misspelled his name twice in one message
The way Tom laughs when Bert says "So he's beaten people better than me." ... Gold.
I'd wager that 50% of Bert's Google traffic is him googling himself
uh hundred percent
thing is Bret Frizeler doesnt realise he is just there as a running gag
Open tabs...
To be fair, I’m sure part of that percentage is Bert trying to find other Bert kreischers so he can use them to promote tour dates
@@jayjayjay365 I think everyone but him knows what this show is about. Well, it is about him, just not in the way he thinks it is.
the guys laughing in the background just makes everything so much better
Bart is actually listening to Tom today. Hope he’s feeling alright
I'm sure his liver is failing, so he probably doesn't feel great
Somebody had a talk with him. On BertCast he is actually listening and not interrupting. What a concept..
Maybe he's been reading the comments
It's actually extremely rare for a Make a Wish kid to live for 120 episodes of a podcast. Shoutout Tom for making it special for him 🥲
i'm crying over this stylebender fight proposal
Brett gets knocked out by stylebender and instead of brain damage he wakes up a normal person
I like how Brick is even entertaining the idea of being able to beat Adesanya. LOL
Monday's aren't Monday's without tim and brett
This podcast is the only thing I look forward to on Monday. Just knowing it will be there to watch provides a lot of comfort.
@@Smiley-Coyote
@@Deathfecater nothing
tad and bart
"Do you have blue eyes?" Bert every 3 to 4 podcast 🤣
Bert is noticeably less articulate every episode and he's just chill with it.
His brain is literally degrading in front of an audience
Alcoholic dementia is hitting him hard.
@@AgendaInMind Awww, you're adorable. Do you go around posting this on every video that has absolutely nothing related to anything in your comment whatsoever? Bet you're a real treat to hang out with.
@@AgendaInMind You have schizophrenia, see a therapist
Considering his career is talking... Can't wait to hear him in 10 years when his liver is 99 percent rotten away.
52:15 I love that Bert is forgetting which of his “good friends” died
Lol I was just listening to it again this morning and said the exact same thing.
Tom: “What if he breaks your ribs first?”
Bert: *considers removing all of his ribs after removing all of his teeth*
Bert "You don't know what it's like to walk a mile in their feet" Kreischer. I almost spit out my drink
“I have a delusional brain” the amount of jaws dropping were zero
The amount of times Bryan believes everything Tom says is hilarious.
“I dropped a safe on someone’s head one time. And they were asleep. They never woke up.”
“Wait really?”
“No!”
“Did you really drop a safe on someone’s head..?”
“NO!”
Did this exchange actually happen??
Bert forgetting the name of his recently deceased "good friend" Norm MacDonald is pure comedy gold.
yeah I've said this before but Rogan's posse of guys like to say "good friend" all the time and they barely know the person. It's like Rogan read it in a book that it's a good psychological tool to say "good friend" or "friend" to describe someone to make them feel closer, make you look powerful etc.. etc..
Right?? LOL. No joke, I think Bruce has onset of Korsakoff Syndrome (chronic thinking changes and cognitive decline due to alcohol). Oh yeah, along with "head injuries". Dude can't remeber shit half the time...
@@Revolution1117 "Nadav, quick look that up!... Go to my instagram... scroll down... scroll, scroll, scroll... there it is! Leanne. My wife's name is Leanne. This should go viral."
That was so cringey haha surprised Tom didn’t roast him for it
@@Revolution1117 holy crap, I never heard of that so I looked it up and I think you’re right! Even if not, I learned something!
"I throw up in my mouth way more than I would like...."
Bert Kreischer, 2022
My kids used to come to me with batshit crazy ideas all the time when they were around age 5. I loved it. I would sit there and listen as they went into great detail about how they were going to create invisible cars or bikes that would fly (bikes!) or really whatever happened to pop into their heads as they were talking, and I would just smile and go along with it. Tom's response to Bert at 19:08 took me back to those days. Tom is a really good father to Brett.
Sound like a good dad 👍
???? Wtf
It was SO refreshing to hear Timothy tell a few stories this episode
I like watching at 0.75 speed so bernt seems even more drunk then he normally is
redundant…. .75 speed IS brent
😂😂😂
Yoooooooo 😂 just tried this , I am rolling !
Hahahahahaha genius
Hahah that’s genius!”
The Spade episode was the best this show's been in A MINUTE.
Bert makes me feel better about my self every week 😂😂😂
The best part was when Tom said, "Israel's good at striking, you picked the wrong thing." Then Bert said, "okay so I'll train with Ben Askren" haha All MMA fans started dying
Did they ever talk about Tom Cruise?
Askren is a pro at getting knocked out for money. I think thats Berts endgame here haha
Good example how having low information can be dangerous.
Man I love these guys, hard to describe the joy of Brent saying some shit and Tommys wheeze, washing the anxiety out of me ❤
we need more comments like this and less just ripping into someone that has a clear problem. people really projecting themselves onto other people. sometimes you just need to shut up and listen; so thank you!
Bert forgetting “the good friend” that passed away 2 months ago 😂😂😭😭
“I just would love to spread my seed.”
Brett Kernels
“Dale Earnherst Jr… whatever the guy’s name is.”
Burnt Kegels
Burnt Kegels 😂 that’s the best one yet
Dude couldn't remember his "friend's" name. Only the legend Norm Macdonald smh.
1:11:03
Bart just said he knows what it’s like to lose an arm because his got stuck behind the couch when he was sleeping. This man is absolutely insane lmao
“You know I’m getting into IPAs a lot more” great first line of a podcast I could probably write myself now. Lol
IPAs are disgusting, idk how he can sip them.
Ipas are the greatest !!! Gtfoh only thing better than an ipa is neipa
@@jeremymigneault1690 they're only liked because the higher alcohol content. They taste like the smell of potpourri.
@@binks7831 dude I agree, IPAs taste like shit, too many hops used, I'm not a big beer drinker but honestly just regular Budweiser tastes better than most IPAs that I've tried and I've tried a lot of them.
@@Smiley-Coyote Budweiser used to be my drink of choice. Ill have a few beers here and there, I'd definitely recommend Kilt Lifter! 👍
That last statement from Bert? 😂 🤣 Mic drop! Good night ladies and gentlemen! perfect ending! 😂
That "Dropped a safe" story felt a little real. Loved it.
Burped Chryslers interrupting himself to ask Tom if his eyes are blue is the most Burped thing he’s ever done.
Bert genuinely thinking he's more famous than Israel Adesanya has to be up there with one of the most narcissistic and deluded thing's he has ever said.
Who the fuck is that
It's hard for Brent Americans to understand 'worldwide'
He is more famous by every metric. What makes you think Adesanya is more famous? As far as who has performed in front of more people, it would be burt chrysler
he lives in his own delusional world, where nothing farther than the fat on his forehead is ever taken into consideration
@@maxhoward4823 wtf are you talking about
Bert: I like IPAs because you can sip 'em
Also Bert: 1:27
You CAN, not you HAVE to. Bert is a genius you know
Borscht klaggerpuff is looking good. Must’ve shuffled a few meters on the treadmill just before he got on camera.
“killed a workout”
Klaggerpuff 😆 👏
I'd pay for a Patreon subscription just to watch the actual conversations at dinner with Tom, Push, Bert and Leanne
Same
Bert Talks episode 121. Let’s get it
Bert’s next acting role is gonna be in Here Comes the Boom 2
Berts the guy in high school you were pretty sure lied about everything but you couldn't prove it.
His entire career is based on lies, your theory holds up.
Looooooooool
It’s truly an art form the way Bert interrupts people without a care in the world
The idea that Bert could even TOUCH Adesanya is hilarious. Izzy is undefeated (not counting his light heavyweight fight) against young, top physical specimens that have been training their entire lives. An old, fat dude with 6 months of training would pose about as much of a threat as a worm on the sidewalk. If Adesanya fought Bert with his dominant hand tied behind his back, I would bet every penny I have on Stylbender. He is THAT much better.
Thats the idea
It's called comedy dude, he is not going to fight, lol jesus
Adesanya has been knocked out before fyi
Tie both his hands behind his back, I’m still putting the house on Izzy
@@evanpena9721 undefeated…in the UFC….. middleweight division 😂
The fact that Bruce said Dale Earndhearse is insane
We Might Be Drunk and 2 Bears good monday
"Donny, Tommy's coming over." I'm fucking dead!!
We need a regular segment where Bert competes with professionals to see how he measures up to their expertise. Could be anything, MMA, football kicker, painter, chef, driver, anything. With Tom cheering him on from the sidelines - that would be the greatest show ever!
He already did hurt bert
That’s pretty much a combination of hurt bert and Bert the conqueror haha which is awesome lol
I know and I think it would be so much better if it wasn’t run by studio execs and it was something YMH had creative control over. Plus having social media involved could be great! 😀
Toms face at 43:03 is my face the whole time Bert was thinking he was really able to knock out Izzy
holy shit. bert is absolutely detached from reality. should be a study on how just a pinch of fame does to a person.
and being constantly ripped doesn't help
*to a narcissist
i have a feeling he's always been like that, nothing to do with fame
Pretty sure he was like that before fame
The moment of Bert realizing it's a bad idea. I watched that got to be a dozen times. I don't think I've laughed so hard, my neck and my face hurts from laughing!
Less than 10 minutes in and Bert’s already delusional about fighting world champion UFC fighters lol
Bert is every basically every guy thats never fought but somehow thinks they can challenge people whos lives is fighting
@@Josh-ub1do uhhhh hundred percent
30:50 Bert admitting he has a delusional brain. At least he knows
One shot to the liver and Bert would probably be dead.
Stylebender vs. Bert dance off would actually be entertaining imo
Fight would be even more entertaining imo
Im in disbelief at how confident bert is about fighting a PROFESSIONAL KILLER. He needs to chill lol.
He's got the Mickey Mantle gene he may actually win.😂😂🧐
This is entertainment, of course they play it up for the show lol
You really think these guys mean what they say
We’ve always known Burnt was delusional about his own position relative to others but the Israel Adesanya thing exemplified it perfectly. He is legitimately an insane person.
Exactly. "Delusions of grandeur" doesn't even come close to the severity and lunacy of Bart's brain.
He’s a comedian. This is a comedy podcast. It’s obviously a bit. Imagine being insane enough to think he’s serious
hey dude have you ever considered thay you may be on the autism spectrem
When he said "but if I knock you out" referring to Israel he was 100% serious as if thats an actual possibility
One hundred percent.
I like Tom’s take on
If they both fight him .
We need a basketball behind Tom on his portion of the wall with like a Ferrari racing wheel (steering wheel) and I wanna see berts hat collection slowly grow on his section xD
It will grow in tandem with the size of his head and liver
Please post this every episode until complete🙌🏼
A basketball with a Band-Aid 🤕
😆
I don’t think Bert really knows where he “falls on the list”😂
Someone needs to start a list of all of Berf's lists.
It would crash reddit
Can't wait for Bert to train with Ben Askren to fight Izzy 🤣🤣🤣
One trip to AA and Bert would convince everyone there to STAY SOBER FOREVER.
He doesn't even have to admit his problem for everyone else to finally face theirs 🤣
@@joaquin5028 very effective to have Blarts tour posters on the AA walls with "DENIAL" and " DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR" etc ,mixed in the with the AA mantras posted all around, I'll suggest it at the next meeting
So ...the fact that Bert sounds like Rick from Rick and Morty ...sometimes ..LOL it's just hilarious ...LMFAO
The funniest part of the Brent fighting is his idea of training with Ben Askren to fight Izzy 😂
I farted and fucking Tim goes, "did you just fart?" 😂😂
Izzy could legit win fighting Bert even if he was only allowed to headbutt back and Bert had a metal bat.
When you are going through a big loss like Tom, there is no better friend to have than Bert.
Burt v Izzy sparing match filmed by ymh studios your moms house live. Kicks allowed as long as Burt wears pads head to toe. Someone please start a go fund me to make it happen lol 😂
I think letting Bert wear full gear so Izzy can really go at him would be great.
Best closing comment of a podcast ever…”I’ve gotta take a shit.”
I’d pay to watch Bret fight a Mr. Speak & Spell
As uncle joey would say, tremendous
“First of all you’d be out of breath” - Tim, 2022
I bet Barts morning breath could kill cancer
Bert’s eyes are so messed up it’s a wonder how he’s still talking. And can u imagine your 50year old dad acting like Bert? That would be great lol 😂
What an incredible first 5 minutes
The drinking before the night of the fight thing is actually kind of genius...I'd pay for that ppv
Bruh, how does Tom looks younger every damn episode. Dude looks younger than himself on all the specials when he was “younger”.
Bert looks… well we know.
The answer is relatively clean an conscious living and not so clean and conscious living.
bert’s kids are almost out of the house, he just living day to day at this point 😂
If I looked at Burnt once a week in person I’d adopt a healthier lifestyle too
Bert setting up a fight: "no legs, no liver shots, no hard punches, no elbows, no arms, no punches at all."
"I dropped a safe on someone's head....".
Wylie Coyote has entered the chat
Tom is entertained by Bert's inevitable early death. I love it.
Just the fact that Bert genuinely believes there is any chance at all above 0% that he could knock out any professional fighter let alone one of the most elite strikers in the UFC makes him one of the most delusional people around.
it amazes me that you people cant realize that MAYBE these guys who do a comedy podcast are joking around lol
@@frankpizza1596 It's Bert we're talking about here...
@@randyllsausagehouse3411 yea, a comedian
@@randyllsausagehouse3411 who definitely embellishes how much he drinks and everything else about his life
He definitely doesn’t actually believe this come on man
" Did you just fart"
"Yeah I did"
Amazing
1:05:13 Mommies know that this is the biggest compliment to give Tom.
Bret we don’t need any more seeds from you. “Stop making that guyyy” bill bur
I'm here to see Bart get escorted out and replaced by Brad Pitt.
Pleeeeease
Yesssss
I feel like we found the next announcers of celebrity death match 🤣❤️🔥
Bert talking about fighting a world class UFC fighter when there is literally video of him getting destroyed by 14 year old children is exactly why his dad has always been ashamed of him
😂
His uncle says he never had the makings of a varsity athlete
I think he's got a good chance barts pretty strong
@@willthomas5953 bruh 😂
You know stylebenders laughing so hard he can't breathe thinking about this 🤣 😭