Ep. 120 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & David Spade

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  • @neighborbruce
    @neighborbruce 2 года назад +7222

    Glad to see Ellen getting back out there.

    • @justicechase9261
      @justicechase9261 2 года назад +59

      She's going back to her comedian roots

    • @nado121
      @nado121 2 года назад +17

      Good one! 😂

    • @raymondoutson4504
      @raymondoutson4504 2 года назад +12

      Hahahahahahahahaha

    • @leahb7883
      @leahb7883 2 года назад +5

      😂🤣😂

    • @LghTsKnJames
      @LghTsKnJames 2 года назад +15

      You saw her selfie at the super bowl... tales of the crypt lmao

  • @ajones5683
    @ajones5683 2 года назад +1010

    The way Spade roasted everything from Tom’s career to the table they’re sitting at was absolutely hilarious 😆 great guest

    • @bill-or-somthingbill4390
      @bill-or-somthingbill4390 2 года назад +9

      Tom did just make over half a million bucks just talking to David. Seams like Spade could have taken a shit on the table and Tom wouldn’t have cared.

    • @breculve82
      @breculve82 2 года назад +5

      Absolutely agree. Love that you can totally hear the "I love your work/what you do" behind all the roasting and ball busting.

    • @brandonallen9630
      @brandonallen9630 2 года назад +5

      I just turned into a telescope

    • @JamisonGallagher
      @JamisonGallagher 2 года назад +13

      @@bill-or-somthingbill4390 you really think ANYONE can make 500k off of one video?

    • @vupod
      @vupod 2 года назад +2

      I don’t think he can turn it off lol SNL psychologically changed him into a joke churning machine.

  • @FreshYoungDude
    @FreshYoungDude 2 года назад +319

    One of the best things about Tom is you can tell it’s not lost on him that he’s in the presence of a legend.

    • @michealburns8017
      @michealburns8017 2 года назад +30

      And spade is so humble that Tom is like no dude you can talk about anything you want to!! Lol. 🤣 Tom is so happy.

    • @MattRuthless
      @MattRuthless 2 года назад +8

      Brent would have interrupted every spade story to waffle on about himself, I love 2 bears but after seeing this i want more tom talks with legendary comedians.

  • @dylanscott3036
    @dylanscott3036 2 года назад +384

    I haven't seen David Spade much in years, but he quickly reminded me why he was one of my favorites growing up

    • @maxbeien853
      @maxbeien853 2 года назад +6

      Because he looks like a wannabe-golfer?

    • @gavinbalajadia8697
      @gavinbalajadia8697 2 года назад +15

      Often David gets confused with Ellen. And that’s before and beard and the mustache... and thank god Ellen shaved that off!!! - Norm Macdonald

    • @PatriotsOfWash
      @PatriotsOfWash 2 года назад +3

      Where you been?

    • @IrichB
      @IrichB 2 года назад +12

      He had a late night talk show and it was amazing. Then the world shut down. His Instagram is funny. Ppl make fun but he’s a legend.

    • @4Everlast
      @4Everlast 2 года назад +2

      Love the guy, actually great stand up, but I've seen like 2 half of 2 movies that were actually funny. It's a shame.

  • @Trevenclaw
    @Trevenclaw 2 года назад +407

    Spade has the best life, man. SNL, legendary comedy movies, two huge sitcoms, stand-up, now he has a ton of money, works whenever he wants, dates Playboy models, and at 57 is still in shape, still has the hair, still cool as a cucumber. The best.

    • @ThePapaBear15
      @ThePapaBear15 2 года назад +21

      You're right on all points except for the hair. He's had a hair piece since the 80's.

    • @satricon
      @satricon 2 года назад

      @@ThePapaBear15 what!! For real?

    • @wc6046
      @wc6046 2 года назад +16

      @@satricon i think they’re making a joe dirt
      reference

    • @Duke.of.Damage777
      @Duke.of.Damage777 2 года назад +18

      Right! Don't forget that time when his personal assistant tried to murder him...that one was especially awesome. What a life🤙🏼

    • @Derek_Keenan
      @Derek_Keenan 2 года назад +8

      for those that didnt get the joke, no he doesn't actually have a hair piece

  • @Targo_
    @Targo_ 2 года назад +901

    It’s great when they put another comedian with Tom, it’s a great change of pace.

    • @nb-wp2qz
      @nb-wp2qz 2 года назад +1

      Thought this guy was an actor?

    • @eddiejerome3264
      @eddiejerome3264 2 года назад +36

      I’m glad I’m not the only one that gets tired of listening to Bert 😂

    • @monkey_ish4117
      @monkey_ish4117 2 года назад

      @@eddiejerome3264 like he said him self he is too much.

    • @variaxi935
      @variaxi935 2 года назад +6

      @@nb-wp2qz He's an actor the same way Sandler, Kevin James, etc. are actors- they've done tons og standup, movies are just viewed far more than comedy and so everyone knows about him from the movies. Standup and acting are not mutually exclusive thankfully

    • @stickywickedy
      @stickywickedy 2 года назад +11

      Glad to see other people not recognizing Burnt Chrysler as a comedian. That's the way it should be.

  • @michaelshouse9430
    @michaelshouse9430 2 года назад +487

    I never knew what the back of the chairs looked like. It’s good to have someone actually fit in the chair

  • @OrangeAgent5
    @OrangeAgent5 2 года назад +2943

    Must be weird for Tom, to sit next to a guy, who is building sentences in a logical way while drinking water...

    • @johnnycashew9101
      @johnnycashew9101 2 года назад +41

      Fuck. You made me laugh unexpectedly

    • @n8archy121
      @n8archy121 2 года назад +11

      That’s fucked, but I understand

    • @gtrriffs
      @gtrriffs 2 года назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @shmeenix8672
      @shmeenix8672 2 года назад +48

      When he said the DeVry guys.. crickets. I lost it. 🤣 Spade is an OG. 😎

    • @ToughLuckHaze
      @ToughLuckHaze 2 года назад +2

      😂😂🤣🤣

  • @LucaChuck25
    @LucaChuck25 2 года назад +710

    "You, Farley, Spade, Rock..." I see Tom is channeling his inner Bert

    • @sethirwin5132
      @sethirwin5132 2 года назад +44

      Had to check comments to make sure I wasn't the only one that heard it. LOL!!!

    • @Ericmcdonkey
      @Ericmcdonkey 2 года назад +3

      Yeah cant believe neither of them caught it but they are both dumb elderly comedians and one is that femaleish type gender bender Hellen The Disingenuous that had her own show before people said she be a big ol meanie to em'.

    • @riprogerssmokeyjohnson5912
      @riprogerssmokeyjohnson5912 2 года назад +24

      I lost it 🤣🤣 Tim went full Brent! Never go full Brent!

    • @DillHurley7
      @DillHurley7 2 года назад +20

      He probably meant Sandler instead of Spade

    • @myfuntimescaryplaylist1112
      @myfuntimescaryplaylist1112 2 года назад +1

      Tennis it is.

  • @edgesince84
    @edgesince84 2 года назад +55

    I miss Lights Out with David Spade every night. What a good show. David was the perfect guest host.

  • @liquidbiden
    @liquidbiden 2 года назад +1187

    Didn't expect a new episode of Tom Talks today.

    • @ajones5683
      @ajones5683 2 года назад +19

      He def let Spade have the floor, but it was a great episode regardless.

    • @SethCrimson
      @SethCrimson 2 года назад +4

      Dont u love how he just abandoned that pod🙄

    • @mollyllama1047
      @mollyllama1047 2 года назад +8

      I miss Tom Talks, both his cohost touch cameras

    • @father3dollarbill
      @father3dollarbill 2 года назад

      Nice..

    • @Hubbabubbalumper
      @Hubbabubbalumper 2 года назад +10

      Any time you see a real comedian next to Tom, just assume they’ll talk shop for an hour.

  • @kneelanb1
    @kneelanb1 2 года назад +198

    Spade calling Bert “a middle who headlines” 😂😂😂

    • @michealburns8017
      @michealburns8017 2 года назад +34

      He was throwing backhands all day. The booth boys, Bert, tom, every comedian they talked about for any amount of time he had at least one backhand compliment included. This is how his late night show was, just him being super nice and roasting everything at the same time. This is my new favorite episode

    • @beercavetech
      @beercavetech 2 года назад +2

      Thats pretty much what he is, he just tells dumb family stories on stage

    • @wrench9103
      @wrench9103 2 года назад +4

      Yeah who would pay to watch Bert perform. He’s terrible , great at podcast though.

  • @Josh-ie4hb
    @Josh-ie4hb 2 года назад +759

    Spade: "I'm sorry I'm jumping around."
    Has he not seen Bart free flow his consciousness on his show? David, you're doing great.

    • @trapchurches555
      @trapchurches555 2 года назад

      *anyway we’re jumping around

    • @MichaelWutsch
      @MichaelWutsch 2 года назад

      I laughed when he said that

    • @maddogkilla1
      @maddogkilla1 2 года назад +1

      @@trapchurches555 24:25

    • @EthanKleinScat
      @EthanKleinScat 2 года назад +3

      David Is actually perfect for adhd brains, he’s soothing but jumps around, Bart can’t match it Bc David’s stories are multifaceted lolol. But I think Bert will like the ep

    • @maddogkilla1
      @maddogkilla1 2 года назад

      @@EthanKleinScat Burt is Tom's Chris Farley. Anddd Chris Farley is David Spade's Bertrum.... Also, Melissa you are perfect for me, I agree with you 😹

  • @XavierCastillo
    @XavierCastillo 2 года назад +57

    Man, we need more episodes with Spade. His stories are so cool and he's so goddamned funny.

  • @superbman4088
    @superbman4088 2 года назад +363

    Bert is actually the "a lot of people take 7 years to finish college" guy

    • @DekkarJr
      @DekkarJr 2 года назад

      Gotta get those masters degreees bruh

    • @anthonyzullo
      @anthonyzullo 2 года назад +10

      He did take 7 years to graduate from Florida state. The movie van wilder is based on Brent's college life. Look into it.

    • @brittanypetersen1966
      @brittanypetersen1966 2 года назад

      Totally

    • @FloridaWeed
      @FloridaWeed 2 года назад +2

      @@anthonyzullo what, I didn't know that? - sarcasm

    • @steamedyam
      @steamedyam 2 года назад +3

      @@FloridaWeed glad you added sarcasm I nearly spat out my jizz I was laughing so hard

  • @MrKhho100
    @MrKhho100 2 года назад +1859

    This was the most unexpected guest host ever

  • @HBR-q5z
    @HBR-q5z 2 года назад +1115

    Every time Tom has another guest it punctuates how absolutely unhinged Brett is.

    • @johnnycashew9101
      @johnnycashew9101 2 года назад +50

      Woah woah.. unhinged is a strong word. Manicial maybe. Unhinged? A sugar and alcohol fueled zealot? Ok maybe you had it right

    • @JamisonGallagher
      @JamisonGallagher 2 года назад +1

      Does it not make you appreciate the different aspects of him?

    • @grahamwalden2867
      @grahamwalden2867 2 года назад +30

      @@JamisonGallagher yes. It does make me appreciate the different aspects of Tom and anyone who isn't Bert.

    • @regal105
      @regal105 2 года назад +10

      Bert needs an intervention

    • @Septemberl4d
      @Septemberl4d 2 года назад +7

      But that is the best part of the show. Him going off the rails and making funny moments is why i love 2 bears. If its just guests its asking questions about stuff we already heard before i like the riff style more. Every guest has been great of course but i love me some bert in my episodes. Tom and Bert interviewing someone would be fucking amazing though.

  • @bluedingo1186
    @bluedingo1186 2 года назад +387

    I'm doing stuff while this is playing on my TV, and not physically watching it makes it so much funnier to me because, in my head, Tod is interviewing an asshole llama

    • @FaterialL
      @FaterialL 2 года назад +32

      LMFAO I didn't even think emperors new groove

    • @djr_drums
      @djr_drums 2 года назад +8

      I always see Kusco in my head when Spade is talking

    • @jbean9021
      @jbean9021 2 года назад +4

      Damn. That’s awesome. Thanks

    • @maxcarter8080
      @maxcarter8080 2 года назад +3

      Oh man this just made the interview so much better.

    • @MonkeyStoleYaPeach
      @MonkeyStoleYaPeach 2 года назад +1

      Fuck yeah 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sarahlowell3763
    @sarahlowell3763 2 года назад +191

    The Jon Bennet joke is so dark but hilarious. Spade is the absolute best at subtle sarcasm

    • @danielthornton1768
      @danielthornton1768 2 года назад +14

      It was a wink to a hilarious JonBennet joke that Spade did in the 90’s. Look it up if you haven’t seen it…it’s darker and funnier than what he said on here. It’s Jeselnik’s favorite joke of all time.

    • @StanleyKubick1
      @StanleyKubick1 2 года назад +5

      making a joke about a murdered toddler isn't subtle sarcasm, mate.

    • @Derek_Keenan
      @Derek_Keenan 2 года назад +2

      yeah nothing about that was "subtle sarcasm" lol

  • @charlescannoy5562
    @charlescannoy5562 2 года назад +41

    I just caught myself up on Dana and Davids podcast “Fly on the Wall” and it’s absolutely amazing! What a pleasure and pleasant surprise to get an alert that Tommy Bunz and Spade are on this episodes…with no interruptions lol

    • @steamedyam
      @steamedyam 2 года назад

      I just wish they didn’t zoom, it’s like talking on the phone rather than a full conversation

    • @charlescannoy5562
      @charlescannoy5562 2 года назад

      @@steamedyam I think they might start filming. Something tells me Spade took some ideas from YMH.

  • @wyldebore4089
    @wyldebore4089 2 года назад +270

    Damn spade is just effortlessly funny sometimes with his backhanded tags lol

    • @michealburns8017
      @michealburns8017 2 года назад +12

      The devry guys! That was so innocent and deeply cutting at the same time, it's one step away from phoenix university! Lol

    • @maddogkilla1
      @maddogkilla1 2 года назад +11

      He reminds me of Bill Burr but with even less effort haha you can relisten and hear burns you didn't hear the first time.

    • @Brrrax21
      @Brrrax21 2 года назад +4

      That's his thing for sure! Love it

    • @AustinG23
      @AustinG23 2 года назад +5

      Seriously, love how he was digging into Tim and the boys

    • @jefftaylor8782
      @jefftaylor8782 2 года назад +6

      He’s pretty underrated for someone as successful as him

  • @ZappayaZappayo
    @ZappayaZappayo 2 года назад +133

    “Like the DeVry guys in the back” is such a great, backhanded way of describing Nadav hahahaha

  • @teberoco
    @teberoco 2 года назад +85

    Man I never realized but the influence of Spade on Segura is stunning. It was so cool to see him obviously a huge fan just in awe. Love Spade!

  • @MClancer18
    @MClancer18 2 года назад +44

    I wish this podcast went longer. Could listen to Spade all day long talk about the old days and his current stuff

  • @Kred1bleThreat
    @Kred1bleThreat 2 года назад +37

    David Spades Latenight show was an abolute gem. Way too short lived. Miss that shit.

  • @bobbyknuckles6380
    @bobbyknuckles6380 2 года назад +298

    I love how Spade keeps apologizing for the insults, meanwhile Tom just seems pleasantly surprised that his co-host is actually paying attention long enough to insult him.

    • @MistaWap
      @MistaWap 2 года назад +13

      Tom’s just happy to be recognized as a part of the podcast for the first time

    • @Selvarin
      @Selvarin 2 года назад +2

      @@MistaWap True. often Tom is like the bemused bystander as he watches Burt's train wreck crash into the station.

    • @cornelionsqween8028
      @cornelionsqween8028 2 года назад +4

      Bert was on Spade's show a lot and it's sort of hilarious that Tom walks him into shitting on Bert with him. After Bert was the one that pulled the strings to get their biggest guest host ever, or at least so far with Joe fuckin Dirt. If the rest of the Adam Sandler movie crew comedians become guest hosts on the show after this I might lose my mind. The views would go tru da roof.

    • @beercavetech
      @beercavetech 2 года назад

      @@cornelionsqween8028 Dude Burnt fucking sucks and Tom has way more pull than him.

    • @beercavetech
      @beercavetech 2 года назад +1

      @@cornelionsqween8028 Also, Brent ruined his chances with most of that crew by asking Sandler if he had Netflix and called his movie "Precious Gems". I agree tho less Benrt and more guests.

  • @jtdrmmr
    @jtdrmmr 2 года назад +89

    David Spade is a national treasure. Joe Dirt, Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, and so many others.

    • @4jfe
      @4jfe 2 года назад

      Classic

    • @sealife12
      @sealife12 2 года назад +6

      Joe Dirt should be preserved by Library of Congress

    • @StanleyKubick1
      @StanleyKubick1 2 года назад +1

      Joe Dirt is so good

  • @bartkicktown
    @bartkicktown 2 года назад +443

    Brent is taking this new diet really seriously. He lost weight, grew his hair back, and made the choice to be witty and tell interesting stories this episode. I hope he can keep it up. As an audience member, it's refreshing. Hearing Borf talk about getting a hand job from his wife as if he was a 6th grader telling his friend a secret is great and all, but it's nice to have an episode with actual conversations instead of the candy striped heart burn burps we usually get...

    • @ftrejo7
      @ftrejo7 2 года назад +7

      BORF! HAHA

    • @deiselnoe1
      @deiselnoe1 2 года назад +3

      Lost weight lost height amazing diet lol

    • @jssytvrs
      @jssytvrs 2 года назад +2

      This is poetry wow

    • @Crewton650
      @Crewton650 2 года назад +2

      Borf it shall be

    • @nathanquick9690
      @nathanquick9690 2 года назад +4

      Borf Cruncher 😅

  • @MilesKimbrough
    @MilesKimbrough 2 года назад +259

    Spade is such a fucking sensei. His presence alone had Tom giving off some solid fanboy vibes 🤩

  • @ethantheheathen
    @ethantheheathen 2 года назад +5

    David Spade is the perfect guest for Tom. The give and take was perfect between them, and Spade is so great at sprinkling good laughs into the conversation.

  • @CollinThomasEverett
    @CollinThomasEverett 2 года назад +86

    "Bert's not putting someone through that, is he?" - made me so sad for Spade, I could see Farley flashbacks.

  • @CarsAndCoffeeKings
    @CarsAndCoffeeKings 2 года назад +153

    Tim giving Degeneres a chance to prove she's not mean was a very nice Valentines day gift.

    • @The1992257
      @The1992257 2 года назад +2

      This is a better comment than the more upvoted one.

    • @angusyoung119
      @angusyoung119 2 года назад +1

      @NotAClassAct this is the same joke as the upvoted one. They are both calling Spade, Ellen. The more upvoted one was put first, hence more eyes.
      Its the Pam from The Office meme: She tells Michael "spot the differences in the two pictures". . .they're the same picture

    • @The1992257
      @The1992257 2 года назад

      @@angusyoung119 this one was phrased better though. Didn’t realize the other was posted first as I saw this one initially. I just like that “degeneres” makes the reader take a beat before catching the reference 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @LawzyDog
    @LawzyDog 2 года назад +162

    Bert really kills the energy with his ad reads

    • @bluebruising
      @bluebruising 2 года назад +22

      It’s like the one piece of actual work he has to do on camera and it’s such a mess lol

    • @billsmith394
      @billsmith394 2 года назад +3

      Can you imagine him having to read and act out a script?

    • @bluebruising
      @bluebruising 2 года назад +1

      @@billsmith394 I cant wait for that damn movie

    • @REDLINE4WD.
      @REDLINE4WD. 2 года назад +3

      Imagine paying for an ad read on this show and Bert starts talking about your company and says the name wrong, says he owns the product but never uses it etc. Lol

    • @JOE-ROGAN-CLIPS.
      @JOE-ROGAN-CLIPS. 2 года назад

      @@REDLINE4WD. yeah I’d want a refund 😂😂

  • @classyswag0503
    @classyswag0503 2 года назад +11

    Rules of Engagement with David, Patrick Warburton, and a few other people is one of the most underrated sitcoms

  • @willpugh8865
    @willpugh8865 2 года назад +29

    Tommy boy is the first real movie I remember seeing as a kid , i clearly remember the pain of seeing his dad die, the hilarity of farely and spade doing their thing and the feel goods at the end. I love that movie

    • @PyrofreakStudios
      @PyrofreakStudios 2 года назад +3

      I was like 10 or 11 watching that movie with my cousins and my grandma and that’s when we found out she cackles at guys getting hit in the balls. One of my favorite movies.

    • @willpugh8865
      @willpugh8865 Год назад

      @@PyrofreakStudios i was like 3-4 when it came out so i can’t believe I remember it

  • @benGman69
    @benGman69 2 года назад +71

    David Spade's existence alone makes me very happy.
    From Just Shoot Me to Joe Dirt and The Emperor's New Groove, thank you.

    • @alaguilar7446
      @alaguilar7446 2 года назад +2

      The Emperor's New Groove didn't have a Script lol 🤣

    • @toastedjoe1013
      @toastedjoe1013 2 года назад +2

      Before all that, he played a skater in Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol.

  • @ruffsnap
    @ruffsnap 2 года назад +43

    I audibly said out loud: "Good job" when I saw this pop up on my feed lol. A good proper guest!

  • @Raisingwildminds
    @Raisingwildminds 2 года назад +121

    I grew up listening to Spade's first special and watching Tommy Boy and Black Sheep! "You eat a lot of paint chips as a kid?" "Yeah! Why?" 😂😂 Spade is a LEGEND! He's the ultimate "straight man"! No wonder Tom loved him so much lol, Tom is the Spade to Bert's Farley ❤

    • @alexrush4140
      @alexrush4140 2 года назад +7

      "Was that a 'niner'? What are you calling from? A walkie talkie?!"
      and
      "I can actually hear you getting fatter" are 2 of my favorite Tommy Boy quotes lol

    • @Raisingwildminds
      @Raisingwildminds 2 года назад +5

      @@alexrush4140 I still say "😲 What did you do?!?" To my kids constantly (when he pretends Spade ripped the car door off)

    • @GLo1991
      @GLo1991 2 года назад +3

      Exactly what I was thinking, Bert is Toms Farley 100% not trying to bring down Farley tho either

    • @tical0187
      @tical0187 2 года назад +2

      “a lot of people go to college for 9 years..” “yeah, they’re called doctors”

    • @Quake18
      @Quake18 2 года назад +1

      @@Raisingwildminds absolutely the best scene in the whole film and its common in my house also haha

  • @1941Jeep
    @1941Jeep 2 года назад +10

    Nice to have someone across from Tom who isn’t just waiting for him to finish talking so Bert can start telling everyone about whatever random topic is on his mind.

  • @rontoothaker4045
    @rontoothaker4045 2 года назад +12

    I’m 30 so I grew up watching Tommy boy and it was one of my favorite movies. “House keeping” is one of the funniest scenes of all time. Two Bears is my favorite podcast. With that being said this was so cool with watch and I loved every second of this

  • @morticianjosh7116
    @morticianjosh7116 2 года назад +175

    Tom: “it was you, Farley, Spade, Rock…” was there 2 Spades Tom? 2 Spades 1 Cave?

    • @RetroZelda
      @RetroZelda 2 года назад +8

      1 spade and 1 ellen

    • @michealburns8017
      @michealburns8017 2 года назад +9

      I caught that and so did spade, but he just nodded and the yeah 👍. Lol

    • @richjenkins7876
      @richjenkins7876 2 года назад +8

      I think he meant to say Sandler

    • @iamhuman2525
      @iamhuman2525 2 года назад +3

      I like Spade

    • @Smiley-Coyote
      @Smiley-Coyote 2 года назад +5

      I think that was a little nervous excited slip of the tongue because he's talking to one of his comedy idols, someone he's been a fan of for decades now. That was hilarious though 😂

  • @slickdimitri830
    @slickdimitri830 2 года назад +70

    So Tom gets to actually have a conversation??!! Hell yeah

  • @Neeptorious
    @Neeptorious 2 года назад +15

    Tom kept goo goo eyeing David and I love it! Such a legend to have on the show!

  • @AstroNomik700
    @AstroNomik700 Год назад +6

    People can say what they want about spade but he’s one of the most naturally funny people there is. He’s always been cool that way.

  • @VisionsFromAmari
    @VisionsFromAmari 2 года назад +7

    I thoroughly enjoy it when there's a coherent conversation going on...just shows how chaotic Bruce really is every Monday!!

  • @Kitsune113
    @Kitsune113 2 года назад +47

    David spade, Valentine’s Day best way to start a Monday!

  • @djlansing
    @djlansing 2 года назад +65

    *Holy crap* Tom actually got a real comedian to co-host with him this time

  • @applejacks8160
    @applejacks8160 2 года назад +23

    “Lay off me, I’m starving!”
    Maybe one of my favorite SNL lines/deliveries ever.

    • @thestraydog
      @thestraydog 2 года назад +5

      That and the freeze dried coffee crystals freak out for me!
      "Why... You son of a BITCH!!"

  • @amber-jade1938
    @amber-jade1938 2 года назад +2

    Never felt so happy to see Spades name on the podcast this morning. Made me smile. This dude just radiates happy feelings.

  • @briand.4762
    @briand.4762 2 года назад +6

    I’m glad they finished the Eddie story, so many podcasts get off topic and don’t finish stories. Great interview!

  • @wonderboycrypto2622
    @wonderboycrypto2622 2 года назад +37

    Dude, you guys have Spade sitting in!?!?!?!! It's obvious you guys have made it, but having Spade willing to do this just additional proof. Krystals is going to be so jealous. 💯%

  • @AZBA11in
    @AZBA11in 2 года назад +15

    Completely love David Spade's laugh, it's always made me want to smile and laugh along to whatever he's laughing at!

  • @CezaMVO
    @CezaMVO 2 года назад +14

    It's always such a pleasure hearing Tom get to talk. It's like there's a very large, smelly, and drunk presence that isn't there. David was so chill.

    • @variaxi935
      @variaxi935 2 года назад +2

      I couldn't agree more... this was a greatly needed change of pace. Plus didn't have to constantly lower my volume because there was no eardrum-piercing shrieking
      Just seeing Bert in the ads was enough to annoy me lmao

    • @CezaMVO
      @CezaMVO 2 года назад

      @@variaxi935 I only tolerate Barf because of tom. Just like I only tolerate Brednan shuab because of theo

    • @FishininFunkyTown
      @FishininFunkyTown 2 года назад

      @@variaxi935 I was drifting off into sleep one night and I had forgot I was listening and the volume was really low, just low enough to where it sounded like someone screaming bloody murder. I sat up real quick trying to listen where it was coming from until I finally picked up my phone and realized it was Bert having having an asthma attack. Now I only listen when it's just Tom and a guest.

  • @MrJayehawk
    @MrJayehawk 2 года назад +16

    I recently rewatched Spade's special "Take The Hit" from maybe 25 years ago.
    Still holds up, still hilarious.

  • @AmountStax
    @AmountStax 2 года назад +5

    Love spade, man. He's been great in every medium. Masterful writer, brilliant stand-up, hilarious comedic actor, and conversationally funny. I'm so excited for this special.

  • @lizhermann4964
    @lizhermann4964 2 года назад +190

    The way David redirected to get back on track "any way, we're jumping around" only just highlighted the absolute mess Bart really is. Great interview, I like it when you can follow the conversation.

  • @nolanlynch2430
    @nolanlynch2430 2 года назад +150

    This makes me wonder what a podcast would be like with Bert and Farley.

    • @wc6046
      @wc6046 2 года назад +23

      Bert is just like Farley, just without the part that made him funny

    • @jenniferdennis6465
      @jenniferdennis6465 2 года назад +1

      😳

    • @michaelpotter3627
      @michaelpotter3627 2 года назад +3

      It would be a fucking killer show

    • @Ian_Ah_Nee
      @Ian_Ah_Nee 2 года назад +9

      One word, Chaos! It would just be them making each other cry laughing. It would be the hilarious!! Throw Sandler in there too! Would be incredible!!

    • @fatmunch6318
      @fatmunch6318 2 года назад +5

      @@michaelpotter3627 yeah they’d od on the second episode

  • @joseiscool31
    @joseiscool31 2 года назад +12

    I love when they get these comedy legends on and we can just listen to them talk about how it was in the come up

  • @damion2226
    @damion2226 2 года назад +8

    DS is one of the best comedians to watch in live interviews...besides his envious hair, he's just super funny!!

  • @josephclites6971
    @josephclites6971 Год назад +3

    Spade is so quick and hilarious. One of the best talk show guests. Love him!!

  • @Rezzito
    @Rezzito 2 года назад +39

    The non-Bert episodes are always the best episodes.

    • @TheKeivan324102334
      @TheKeivan324102334 2 года назад +1

      Do ppl really mean this or troll? I love burnt Christmas

    • @cobrakaiX
      @cobrakaiX 2 года назад +10

      @@TheKeivan324102334 i like Brett but the episodes have become a little stale lately. They need a guest when Brett is on or else we just get over an hour of meandering stories and ideas. Today it was nice to hear Tim actually speak and some genuinely good stories from Spade.

    • @Ghoopty
      @Ghoopty 2 года назад

      Don’t knock Burf

  • @ballzzd33p29
    @ballzzd33p29 2 года назад +6

    David's joke about his friends mom singing Rush or attempting to, is one of my favorites. Such a good guest. 👍

  • @Killdux11
    @Killdux11 2 года назад +51

    Excited to hear Tom talk this week!

    • @blunttrauma5300
      @blunttrauma5300 2 года назад +3

      For real

    • @slickdimitri830
      @slickdimitri830 2 года назад +4

      I would bet my life that Bert Krishner is telling someone a story about himself at this very moment.

    • @RolandSpecialSauce
      @RolandSpecialSauce 2 года назад

      @@slickdimitri830 he's definitely interrupting someone to talk about himself.

  • @cassandradeakin188
    @cassandradeakin188 2 года назад +9

    Spade is an effortless legend. If you haven’t already, read his autobiography it’s fucking brilliant and under rated.

  • @dvduadotcom
    @dvduadotcom 2 года назад +17

    Fucking love David Spade, been following the guy forever. Literally since I was a little kid in the 80s. He and Chris Farley together were pure gold.

  • @efries9441
    @efries9441 2 года назад +7

    These two having a conversation was a podcast I didn’t know I wanted

  • @AmandaBurns14
    @AmandaBurns14 2 года назад +8

    I do love Bernt, even if he is overwhelming at times and we never hear Tom talk, but today was such a great episode and guest! Love Spade and hope he comes back!

  • @DailyDriftingVirtual
    @DailyDriftingVirtual 2 года назад +54

    Spade: "were jumping around a bit here
    Everyone: "were used to it and there's no comparison, not even close to Bruce's manic thought process

  • @jspaulding4106
    @jspaulding4106 2 года назад +6

    That was the most I've ever enjoyed listening to David Spade. Good stories!

  • @RB-localfooty
    @RB-localfooty 2 года назад +1

    One of my favorite episodes, this man has been so effortlessly funny my whole life. So refreshing having a legendary comic sitting next to Tim for a change.

  • @charurao6305
    @charurao6305 Год назад +3

    Watching this again! Laughing just as much as the last time! Thank you, David, for all the laughs, much needed!

  • @professorpancakes6545
    @professorpancakes6545 2 года назад +42

    I love an episode of 2bears that doesn't give my pets PTSD.

    • @andrestein6022
      @andrestein6022 2 года назад +3

      Hahahahaha this was a great comment man, sorry if it doesn't get read

    • @professorpancakes6545
      @professorpancakes6545 2 года назад +2

      @@andrestein6022 lol thanks! Your praise is plenty 👍

    • @pengo369
      @pengo369 2 года назад +1

      Not a regular watcher... I don't get it, but with everyone piling on burt I think its something to do with him.

    • @variaxi935
      @variaxi935 2 года назад +1

      LMAO YES

    • @variaxi935
      @variaxi935 2 года назад +1

      @@pengo369 it certainly is, Bert is obnoxious

  • @kylekennedy9212
    @kylekennedy9212 2 года назад +17

    Since I know you’ll be reading the comments: love you Burnt! Stay happy and healthy you are the new David Goggins!

  • @J57music
    @J57music 2 года назад +18

    2 Bears, 1 Spade. Can’t wait to check this out

    • @sativarosegold3604
      @sativarosegold3604 2 года назад

      Only 1 bear thank God

    • @bearpayton34
      @bearpayton34 2 года назад

      @@sativarosegold3604 does that mean happy that Bert is not on the show? , I only ask because I feel like some people get annoyed with Bert sometimes. That’s all.

    • @sativarosegold3604
      @sativarosegold3604 2 года назад

      @@bearpayton34 lol yes

  • @Somegoy
    @Somegoy 2 года назад +10

    Spade saying sorry for jumping around a little in conversation 😂😂 this is one of the straitest lines this podcast has ever gone down, your good bud

  • @trevorallen5988
    @trevorallen5988 2 года назад +44

    I knew David was good in movies but it’s awesome that he’s legitimately hilarious in real life!

    • @phuxxdeluxe5408
      @phuxxdeluxe5408 2 года назад +1

      My dude do you not watch stand up

    • @trevorallen5988
      @trevorallen5988 2 года назад

      @@phuxxdeluxe5408 I’ve never seen his but I’m about to!

    • @TheAlphalpha11
      @TheAlphalpha11 2 года назад

      @@trevorallen5988 go to his instagram for his drama/movie review. hilarious!

  • @tatianab1873
    @tatianab1873 2 года назад +4

    Tommy Boy got me through many difficult times in my life. So happy they touched on it

  • @cobykenobi
    @cobykenobi 2 года назад +18

    Wow, this was f*cking awesome, Tom actually gets to talk, and the other guy is not just rambling and interrupting!

  • @Luck33y7
    @Luck33y7 2 года назад +1

    Absolutely hilariously heartwarming! So happy to watch this. David Spade!!!!!!! Can't wait to see the new special.

  • @deadarmd
    @deadarmd 2 года назад +8

    David Spade is so good he's become underrated.

  • @giarc9047
    @giarc9047 2 года назад +19

    I’m so happy Bert is away!!! I love him, but after the last few weeks, I need a Bert break!!!

    • @variaxi935
      @variaxi935 2 года назад +2

      Bert breaks are always a massive relief to my ears, patience, and sanity lmaoo

  • @sandiasurfers3174
    @sandiasurfers3174 2 года назад +29

    I’m a short wiry Irish guy and I avoid Kelly green because it’s a guaranteed leprechaun joke incoming ☘️
    Spade is an absolute legend and great to see him here

  • @northernlightse3066
    @northernlightse3066 2 года назад +5

    Hell yeah Spade. Super cool. Love the real take and dynamic with Miller impressions. Hilarious!!!

  • @rwhite9994
    @rwhite9994 2 года назад +1

    Wow, this is the best show ever. Great trip down memory lane and also behind the scenes. The host and guest seem like the were in an hour long skit. More please.

  • @vashthestampede9269
    @vashthestampede9269 2 года назад +9

    Spade is phenomenal definitely needing a video version of "fly on the wall"

    • @CoffeeAndPaul
      @CoffeeAndPaul Год назад

      I would die laughing if I ever see Dana Carvey impersonate a turtle again.

  • @CharDeeMCD
    @CharDeeMCD 2 года назад +22

    That Alex Baldwin joke absolutely needed Nadavs laughter to help it along 😂😂😅

  • @topogakebobone
    @topogakebobone 2 года назад +6

    Spade is a legend. Great stories and a great episode

  • @breitbandig
    @breitbandig 2 года назад +57

    Listening to Brunt's ramblings is going to be so much worse after having expirienced this brilliant guest.

  • @RedSntDK
    @RedSntDK 2 года назад

    What a nice student-teacher moment. You can tell from the pitch of Tom's voice how much he adored David Spade coming up in the world. Very heartwarming 🥰

  • @kawasaki3070
    @kawasaki3070 2 года назад +1

    Spade killed it here. Reminded me of so many things from the past that I loved of his. Might give his pod a listen.

  • @CADguru78
    @CADguru78 2 года назад +4

    SPADE!!! too cool, could listen to him for hours and it sounds like he has his own pod cast now so we can.

  • @Knight3434
    @Knight3434 2 года назад +31

    I love how the GREAD DAVID SPADE is taking comedy notes from Tom. “Should we let them know we’re filming the special” - “yeah, duh, of course, they are a better audience.”

    • @steamedyam
      @steamedyam 2 года назад +3

      It’s crazy to watch spade call himself a “novelty” and talk about how much less tickets he sells.

  • @bubbalouu6325
    @bubbalouu6325 2 года назад +20

    i know bert’s feelings are gonna be so hurt after reading these comments… keep going they are hilarious 😂

  • @nelsonvanvickle8862
    @nelsonvanvickle8862 Год назад +2

    Spade doesn’t warm up to people as quick as he did Tom. Seems like he really connects with him, like a kindred spirit. Nice to see two guys really having a genuine good time with each other.

  • @erintolva1620
    @erintolva1620 2 года назад +2

    I love Toms fanboying…how incredible to get to interview someone you admire

  • @reflection8578
    @reflection8578 2 года назад +13

    I love when Bert’s not on. I don’t watch two bears unless it is Tom and a guest. It’s like getting a YMH bonus episode.

    • @Derek_Keenan
      @Derek_Keenan 2 года назад

      same! this is what Tom should be doing, it's a crime how he doesn't have a solo podcast where he interviews people like this

  • @2mis2TL86
    @2mis2TL86 2 года назад +15

    “It was you, Chris, spade”….😳😂 Tom forgot for a hot second

    • @Jx10x
      @Jx10x 2 года назад +2

      HA I thought I was the only one who noticed... He was all like: You, Farley, ..Spade.. Rock, Neal. Tim didnt even get 2 names out before repeating Spade lmao

  • @luckosteve12
    @luckosteve12 2 года назад +52

    Bart is gonna be so sad when he hears how great Spade did filling in.

    • @FBcruzz
      @FBcruzz 2 года назад +9

      He'll forget about it in 2 minutes when he's off on another tangent.

    • @edwardocariter99
      @edwardocariter99 2 года назад

      Brent. Not Bart.

  • @DoublePipeClassic
    @DoublePipeClassic 2 года назад +1

    What a treat. Glad to see Spade is still killin it.

  • @1110venom
    @1110venom 2 года назад +2

    I’m going through a tough series of days, and this podcast literally pulled me out of the shit. You’ve motivated me to write, and put myself out there. Thank you to Tom and David. Long love Portland……