Joe & Tom on Bert's Surprising Athleticism

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  • Опубликовано: 13 июл 2022
  • Taken from JRE #1844 w/Tom Segura:
    open.spotify.com/episode/0ZxQ...

Комментарии • 1,6 тыс.

  • @InstrumentPlayer
    @InstrumentPlayer Год назад +5801

    Bert’s funniest joke will be when he outlives Joe.

    • @mrjamesgrimes
      @mrjamesgrimes Год назад +160

      Because he doesn’t have any actual funny jokes

    • @dickhearne
      @dickhearne Год назад +19

      Facts😂

    • @tommysalami5268
      @tommysalami5268 Год назад +70

      I have an uncle who drinks and smokes and parties and he's going to outlive wim hof

    • @user-e1337
      @user-e1337 Год назад +1

      Right.

    • @JasonAJames
      @JasonAJames Год назад +91

      This is Bert's burner account lol

  • @Kaptinkumar
    @Kaptinkumar Год назад +1505

    “I’m gonna get jacked this month” is the most Bert quote I’ve ever heard

    • @JonOnFilm
      @JonOnFilm Год назад +8

      Bruh I legit thought they clipped it with his voice and had to rewind it lmfao - best impression ever.

    • @13lood13ath
      @13lood13ath Год назад +40

      "Jacked" is code for drinking Jack Daniels.

    • @AXharoth
      @AXharoth Год назад +3

      hes gonna have a wake up call at soem point

    • @Squirrel-zq6oe
      @Squirrel-zq6oe Год назад +1

      @@13lood13ath omg good one

    • @BigWave6890
      @BigWave6890 Год назад +1

      @@Squirrel-zq6oe thanks

  • @jdub2100
    @jdub2100 Год назад +2350

    When Bert inevitably watches this clip, bc he enjoys being the highlight of any conversation, all he'll hear from this conversation is how athletic and what good genes he has. He's one tunnel visioned SOB

    • @nickepants7011
      @nickepants7011 Год назад +77

      There isn’t a series of words in the English dialect that could even come close to describing the contempt I have for Bert

    • @briantodd4333
      @briantodd4333 Год назад +22

      @@nickepants7011 have you ever met him in person or has he ever personally done something to you or someone you love?

    • @heeeeeem8520
      @heeeeeem8520 Год назад +74

      @@nickepants7011 i never know if everyone hating on Bert is doing it as an inside joke or if they genuinely hate him

    • @stanislausslim9449
      @stanislausslim9449 Год назад +9

      @@nickepants7011 are you jealous of his long eyelash?

    • @justinwinningham4892
      @justinwinningham4892 Год назад +30

      @@billybranting8656 he doesn’t stfu and his idea of comedy is his dying laugh, and to talk through it

  • @wecanjump7512
    @wecanjump7512 Год назад +1866

    Bert is the most anti-AA personality I’ve ever seen. He should start a 12 step program for proud alcoholics. Call it ZZ

    • @cjhansen5715
      @cjhansen5715 Год назад +38

      Start a group called BB for Berty Boiz

    • @edp3202
      @edp3202 Год назад +36

      ZZ Bottom

    • @wecanjump7512
      @wecanjump7512 Год назад +51

      @@edp3202 Alcoholics Synonymous

    • @Sausketo
      @Sausketo Год назад +18

      Nah just call it A

    • @die4race
      @die4race Год назад

      DA Degenerate Alcoholics

  • @collin3573
    @collin3573 Год назад +186

    Joe, “thank god Bert’s a comedian. Imagine him being a poor alcoholic salesman somewhere or something”. Why ya gotta do us like that Joe 😂

    • @zackashley7492
      @zackashley7492 Год назад +2

      Damn he’s a poor alcoholic and almost as successful as joe. Natural talent conquers a lot. I think they discount Bert’s work ethic in this video. But they have praised it in other videos.

  • @Garblegox
    @Garblegox Год назад +240

    "Well they'll be real let down when he dies"
    Thank you Joe. That's truly the #1 most important point.

    • @ryanmoriarty295
      @ryanmoriarty295 Год назад +27

      You can hear Tom get a little freaked out

    • @firstlast8258
      @firstlast8258 Год назад +1

      No they won’t

    • @Garblegox
      @Garblegox Год назад

      @@firstlast8258 "They" being people who like Burp. If you don't care about him dying, you're not one of them. It's really not that confusing.

    • @firstlast8258
      @firstlast8258 Год назад +1

      @@Garblegox I didn’t say I didn’t care but Burt isn’t really that famous most people have never heard of him

    • @albertorynda740
      @albertorynda740 Год назад +1

      Time stamp?

  • @danielmanning7689
    @danielmanning7689 Год назад +152

    Love how they dunk on Bert and show love for him simultaneously lol

    • @albertross2456
      @albertross2456 Год назад +4

      If he has any fans, they all have to wrestle with the same issue

    • @jandera21
      @jandera21 Год назад +24

      thats whats you and boys are suppose to do. You keep it real and have fun.

    • @yeomans9696
      @yeomans9696 Год назад +3

      Real friends.

    • @shanejay9539
      @shanejay9539 Год назад

      "leader" friends aka, the most "supportive" bitches you'll ever meet.

  • @CocktailsConsoles
    @CocktailsConsoles Год назад +208

    Find someone who looks at you the way Bert Kreischer looks at cocktails

    • @axe2grind244
      @axe2grind244 Год назад

      Yikes……good luck.

    • @tishie42
      @tishie42 Год назад +1

      With desperation and fervor? That has eventual restraining order vibes to me... 😂

    • @r.edward5701
      @r.edward5701 Год назад +1

      And Kool aid

  • @JonOnFilm
    @JonOnFilm Год назад +71

    That speech from Bert was fucking hilarious

    • @timothymills6134
      @timothymills6134 Год назад +4

      The epic score in the background made it so much better

    • @darknesscomesforallofus4632
      @darknesscomesforallofus4632 Год назад

      was truly inspiring... my solo kidney misses my previous appreciation for Islay scotch.

  • @Enrique-peralta
    @Enrique-peralta Год назад +168

    This conversation has been had no less than 10,000 times one the JRE

  • @carolynblaney1382
    @carolynblaney1382 Год назад +196

    Joe’s face when he said he wants Bert sober was so sweet. Joe loves Bert.

    • @firstlast8258
      @firstlast8258 Год назад +22

      I’ll drink to that

    • @JB-rp6it
      @JB-rp6it Год назад

      Never gonna happen

    • @phattjohnson
      @phattjohnson Год назад +1

      @Hai Voai Last fight ever? Pfft, fake news. There'll be more..

    • @Kalashboy420
      @Kalashboy420 Год назад +2

      Then bert gets sober and he becomes boring and just talks about sobriety for the rest of his career lmao

  • @iyziejane
    @iyziejane Год назад +563

    The sober octobers, especially the one where they exercised like maniacs (2018?), had huge visible health benefits and boosted them mentally as comedians as well. Joe was radiating energy and youth for several months after that challenge.

    • @bigalkool2897
      @bigalkool2897 Год назад +11

      I remember, its true.
      Wasnt Joe also on a carnivore diet, or was that a year later?

    • @bigalkool2897
      @bigalkool2897 Год назад +28

      Alex Jones begged him to smoke and drink, but Joe stayed straight

    • @bigalkool2897
      @bigalkool2897 Год назад +13

      Im telling you that carnivore shit
      I have always since im 11 been extremely depressed and that carnivore diet sorted my depression within 1 month.
      I stopped after that month and 4 months later I got depressed again.

    • @jjay__
      @jjay__ Год назад +16

      They are all on trt

    • @bobnewton1064
      @bobnewton1064 Год назад +3

      @@jjay__ yup.

  • @miniharez
    @miniharez Год назад +184

    I had the same issue. Im a regular full time giging musician who use to party. I also liked working out and being active. But as you get older that lifestyle isn’t sustainable to have it both ways. I was worried that I wouldn’t enjoy playing music sober. But I had to pick a lane. Im not one to be able to moderate with alcohol, because I use to have that same butterfly feeling bert has with alcohol. So I decided to give up booze and go healthy. I lost 60lbs, My panic attacks went completely away, and now 2 1/2 years sober I love playing live music more than ever. because now im more focused and alert, which means i just perform better, and I enjoy that more than being drunk and playing. I could never see myself going back to that lifestyle. I feel like bert might be coming to that crossroads soon.

    • @dylanrandalldrums
      @dylanrandalldrums Год назад +11

      Respect, bro. Im a musician in early recovery and it's challenging.

    • @miniharez
      @miniharez Год назад +12

      @@dylanrandalldrums it is a bit hard at first in early recovery, and drunk people at my shows were annoying at first, but stick with it and with time it becomes more and more enjoyable, and the need to drink disappears. The drunk people dont annoy me anymore, I want them to have fun! at least thats my experience. And the more experience you get staying sober, the easy it gets to navigate everything. At this point in my sobriety I don’t even think about alcohol or anything when I gig. And when you have gigs friday and saturdays, never hung over on saturdays or sundays! haha
      keep it going man!

    • @Twobarpsi
      @Twobarpsi Год назад

      Are you smoking weed?

    • @vicaras1
      @vicaras1 Год назад +1

      I was a 5 case a week beer 🍺🍺🍻 guy had a abscessed tooth and couldn't drink with a open tooth from the root canal and it's been 10 months.

    • @adamschneider868
      @adamschneider868 Год назад +1

      My brothers liver is failing. He keeps drinking and keeps needing banding in his intestines. He has been to the hospital 4 times this year. He keeps lying and no amount of love I try to show him will work. He has kids, I hope he can learn not to trust his sick brain.

  • @kylesanders8276
    @kylesanders8276 Год назад +64

    Bret being oddly exemplary at tennis reminds me of the story of when
    the Williams sisters stormed the office of the Tennis Commission and said they would beat any man around the 200th ranking (so, already not even within top 100). The 203rd ranked player showed up that day hungover, having played a round of golf that morning, smoked cigarettes and continued to drink in between matches, and went on to defeat them 5-0 and 6-1.

    • @montanaproductions5559
      @montanaproductions5559 Год назад +3

      Why you lying

    • @insidiousfactory
      @insidiousfactory Год назад +1

      Source?

    • @Spencer3712
      @Spencer3712 Год назад +17

      He was 203rd. I’ve never heard the part about him being hung over and playing golf. But he did beat them handily. For anybody that doesn’t know just look up Williams sister challenge male.

    • @beastlydookie81
      @beastlydookie81 Год назад +11

      Recently serena said she is as good as about the 700th best man. Which might actually be true

    • @SaberedQuill
      @SaberedQuill Год назад

      He got a handy between sets and even lost the contact in his left eye and a bird pooped down his butt crack

  • @TJHimes
    @TJHimes Год назад +26

    I love that Tom's voice for Bert is the same as Julian's (his kid) hahaha

    • @Louis-wp3fq
      @Louis-wp3fq Год назад

      Haha, I just noticed that too!

  • @johnviera3884
    @johnviera3884 Год назад +16

    That’s a legit D1 college serve. At a college where there’s no tennis team.

  • @zerohours.
    @zerohours. Год назад +42

    "I should speak at AA meetings" lmao, Bert is one hell of an inspirational speaker

  • @juliorosa9857
    @juliorosa9857 Год назад +113

    "sober October", "no fap November", "no abortion December".
    4Q is becoming harder and harder.

    • @ilkos853
      @ilkos853 Год назад +2

      this is the comment!

    • @sweetteaaddict7181
      @sweetteaaddict7181 Год назад +17

      Or no abortion ever because we’re civilized and civilized societies don’t practice infanticide

    • @mrfatuchi
      @mrfatuchi Год назад +5

      @@sweetteaaddict7181 No spremicide either?

    • @juliorosa9857
      @juliorosa9857 Год назад +3

      @@sweetteaaddict7181 True. And I will wait for Randall Carlson to come back to Rogan's show, to talk about Atlantis - the last and probably only civilized society ever.

    • @juliorosa9857
      @juliorosa9857 Год назад

      @@mrfatuchi you can have the same outcome with Mushrooms, DMT and a clothes hanger.

  • @MachCitius
    @MachCitius Год назад +10

    Bert is the living incarnation of Slurms McKenzie from Futurama. 😂🖖🏼

  • @francobenevento7598
    @francobenevento7598 Год назад +165

    I would love to be friends with these three guys. They all seem so positive and uplifting to be around.

    • @titanius_anglesmith_i2323
      @titanius_anglesmith_i2323 Год назад +7

      U better be able to take JOKE tho with these guys🤣🤣 and gotta throw some jabs back to get them to laugh

    • @rileysmall4317
      @rileysmall4317 Год назад +6

      @@titanius_anglesmith_i2323 haaaaaaaaa gaaaaaayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

    • @scourge8097
      @scourge8097 Год назад

      "Yeah...you fat fuck! Seriously, it's impressive how athletic you are for such a piece of shit...you straight up alcoholic."
      LOL...You just have to have a little thick skin, but yeah, it'd be cool!

    • @scourge8097
      @scourge8097 Год назад +2

      @@rileysmall4317 Schaub's burner...

    • @foellerd
      @foellerd Год назад

      Especially the part where joe takes credit for Bert’s machine story. What a good friend. Lol. Even if it’s true you keep that to yourself to lift up your friends, not bring your friends down by sharing a secret like that.

  • @jorbraz
    @jorbraz Год назад +5

    This brings back gold from the good ol podcasts

  • @jackmack3674
    @jackmack3674 Год назад +7

    Man I miss these podcasts being on RUclips

  • @perlago21
    @perlago21 Год назад +5

    That drink speech from Burt brought tears to my eyes

  • @therealhydropx
    @therealhydropx Год назад +10

    its great to see so many comedians who are the nice people in the world, who also grape people. joe hangs out with the most outstanding people

  • @zachhall624
    @zachhall624 Год назад +19

    He's a legit alcoholic, and most doctors will tell you mixing benzos with alcohol is real bad

  • @benfoy9054
    @benfoy9054 Год назад +290

    This is a great saying I use as an alcoholic. “I can throw everything away for one thing or I can throw away one thing for everything.” I get ya Burt, I’ve been there but life is better without drinking alcohol. I know it seems impossible but it’s true

    • @s000162017
      @s000162017 Год назад +12

      Mitch Hedberg also said, "I don't drink any more...I just don't drink any less either". Lol...He did pass away young tho. 😥

    • @thechicantique4567
      @thechicantique4567 Год назад +7

      You're absolutely right! I stopped drinking last year and definitely feel so much healthier. 😉

    • @seegee1613
      @seegee1613 Год назад +2

      That’s a great saying. I use “if you are thinking about doing it, add up the pros and cons and try again” but I like yours better

    • @bigsleepy9889
      @bigsleepy9889 Год назад +2

      @Eddie D 100% if you got drunk you would have fun as fk. Life is better with alcohol

    • @ryanleblanc6817
      @ryanleblanc6817 Год назад +9

      The idea of not using hard drugs used to seem like a huge sacrifice to me. Now using hard drugs seems like a huge sacrifice.

  • @user-ow9rv5hx6c
    @user-ow9rv5hx6c Год назад +11

    I need to start watching JRE again damn

  • @Ty-vn3cu
    @Ty-vn3cu Год назад +13

    Always love a nice chill episode like this to listen to as I fall asleep.

  • @thelamarwilliams
    @thelamarwilliams Год назад +160

    My best friend was a lot like Bert. Life of the party for sure and universally loved by all. Big guy and the whole persona to go with it. We were veterans and partied all around the world together for many years.
    I was never "addicted" to alcohol but I also definitely did love to drink and party. Especially with my best friend. Then in 2015 he just up and dropped dead one night at his house while partying. 47 years old and just like that he was gone.
    A couple of months later I was having a beer with my cousin on the 4th and I was thinking about my friend when I suddenly realized that I just didn't "feel like" drinking anymore.
    I got up and poured out the rest of that beer and haven't had any alcohol since then.
    I tell people it's not even like I quit per se. I just don't want it anymore.
    It's really just not worth it and looking back I think Americans have been sold on a lie that alcohol has an upside that really isn't there for most people.
    Most "drinkers" are kicking back crappy beers and poison that is definitely killing them whether they realize it or not.
    Is there a place for a glass of wine with dinner and/or a nice whisky now and then? Sure, but that's not the experience for most people if they're being honest with themselves.
    Most people are guzzling buckets of toilet cleaner quality garbage alcohol and thinking it's "refreshing" or something.
    As they say, you live and learn, if you're lucky enough not to die first.

    • @GlorifiedGremlin
      @GlorifiedGremlin Год назад +6

      Most people who will only have that special occasion glass of whiskey, or a glass of wine with a meal that pairs with it, usually they say "oh I don't drink" that's how I am. I've just never been interested after I got out of my binging party phase as a teenager. I don't get the appeal

    • @Kalashboy420
      @Kalashboy420 Год назад +3

      I knew a guy who was 100% sober, ate healthy and trained and went to gym every second day, died of a stroke at 22. here for a good time not a long time I say.

    • @thelamarwilliams
      @thelamarwilliams Год назад

      @@Kalashboy420 Probably took the arm poison. Healthy 22 year olds don't die of strokes. At least they didn't used to. But if you believe it's a matter of "all things being equal" and so it's simply a matter of fate then by all means live it up. Wisdom will befall you with age to let you know differently. It's only natural as your perspective changes with age. Or else it's likely you'll have simply failed to age. Best of luck

    • @thelamarwilliams
      @thelamarwilliams Год назад +5

      @@7eddiii My Grandpa used to ask, "who wants to live to be 100?"
      Then he'd answer, "the man that's 99."
      My Grandma will be 91 this month and she's perfectly happy. She loves spending time with her children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren, considering it to be a blessing to have this time with us all. Don't allowed the world to infuse your thinking with cynical negativity that steals your joy. Joy isn't found in beer and the bottom of shot glasses. The commercials are lies. Or, live it up and find out on your own. Sometimes we must take the long journey to arrive at the short truth so I get it. Best of luck.

    • @bigmack2325
      @bigmack2325 Год назад +2

      Thanks a lot, Buzz Killington.

  • @brightkaous1673
    @brightkaous1673 Год назад +9

    7:48 Tom makes eye contact to express how serious this convo got!

  • @kungfew1396
    @kungfew1396 Год назад +14

    Bert should be in the Alcoholics Hall of fame.

    • @Podus81
      @Podus81 Год назад +5

      Alcohall of Fame

    • @Podus81
      @Podus81 Год назад +2

      @@kekt Haha, I was hoping someone would catch that.

  • @WordToMomsYo
    @WordToMomsYo Год назад +92

    I’m glad I saw, even if only for a few seconds, the dudes get serious about the long-term implications of living life the way Bert chooses to live his.

    • @firstlast8258
      @firstlast8258 Год назад +8

      Burnt Chrysler

    • @isaiahdrews9536
      @isaiahdrews9536 Год назад +1

      @@firstlast8258 he's damn near in the same condition as a Burnt Chrysler

    • @jackwhitbread4583
      @jackwhitbread4583 Год назад

      That's the point though, it his life to live not yours. I have far more respect for someone who enjoys life to the fullest than I do for some pansy whose so scared of life they are a boring and dull POS

  • @1htalp9
    @1htalp9 Год назад +13

    Bert loves disc golf and so do I!!!

  • @spoopyidk
    @spoopyidk Год назад +5

    i love tom's brent impression.

  • @fergalosanchez7675
    @fergalosanchez7675 Год назад +1

    “I’m gonna starve myself” 6:11 perfect impersonation of Bert lmao

  • @stevenjm12
    @stevenjm12 Год назад +13

    Bert's tennis serve is really good for having never played tennis

  • @Thembisile13
    @Thembisile13 Год назад +46

    Joe Rogan seems emotional I feel he's that friend he keeps talking about where he fears for his life.

    • @SlimTimmi
      @SlimTimmi Год назад

      What do you mean

    • @craigjohnson9605
      @craigjohnson9605 Год назад

      @@SlimTimmi he’s not talking Chinese. He’s worried that Bert is slowly killing himself and he can see it in the way he speaks about him

    • @kanekowalski4715
      @kanekowalski4715 Год назад +1

      @@craigjohnson9605 No, he's not speaking Chinese. He's speaking with no punctuation.

    • @craigjohnson9605
      @craigjohnson9605 Год назад

      @@kanekowalski4715 he’s missing a full stop and a comma. It’s not difficult to understand

    • @kanekowalski4715
      @kanekowalski4715 Год назад

      @@craigjohnson9605 Clearly it was for Tim.

  • @tishie42
    @tishie42 Год назад +16

    I'd love him to be a speaker at my AA meeting! Lol

    • @tishie42
      @tishie42 Год назад +3

      @Harold Reinhardt oh I'm doing it, Bert is really funny and I'm a fan. I'd like to see him perform live to an AA audience before he dies. We laugh at all that horrible stuff, I think the whole situation is just funny. Well not the poor health part, but yeah...
      We don't quit until we quit and some of us never do. It is what it is.

    • @wecanjump7512
      @wecanjump7512 Год назад +1

      Oh, he’ll be there. Just give him time 😂

    • @dominickschrute3084
      @dominickschrute3084 Год назад

      @Harold Reinhardt your goal is to help women, but you don't trust women? So you fix their problems? Interesting...

  • @thenightfoxx
    @thenightfoxx Год назад +13

    Joe "He's going to let them down when he dies" Rogan lmao

  • @KnowinSelf
    @KnowinSelf Год назад +18

    What a unique topic for you two to discuss again and again and again

    • @jameswallace5235
      @jameswallace5235 Год назад +2

      They don't give a fuck, they're gonna keep doing it because you keep watching and commenting.

  • @SUNSHINE-fd4vb
    @SUNSHINE-fd4vb Год назад +3

    This podcast released the day that Tom is about to perform in my town. Can’t wait to see him!!

  • @lennysmalls5982
    @lennysmalls5982 Год назад +7

    Shout out Glenny Balls, Caleb Presley and barstool Making it big time on JRE

  • @bikerpercy8106
    @bikerpercy8106 Год назад +2

    5:33 had me rolling around dead 🤣💀

  • @devinsilva2102
    @devinsilva2102 Год назад +36

    Thanks guys I was going to stop drinking but after Bert’s motivational speech here I go cheers 🥂 😂

  • @justanobody0
    @justanobody0 Год назад +56

    Bert's speech sounds like something Barney Gumble from the Simpsons would say about beer, except Bert was more eloquent
    and it had a weird motivational-esque, climb to the mountain top type, this is the greatest thing ever aspect to it

    • @phattjohnson
      @phattjohnson Год назад +1

      I think because they edited in sunrises and whatnot, made it more epic than it really was (which was pretty fkn epic!)

  • @chrisbaker5860
    @chrisbaker5860 Год назад +4

    That was kind of heartbreaking going from glorifying an alcoholic to being scared of losing a friend to alcoholism

  • @Gamerx900
    @Gamerx900 Год назад

    the dramatic music is perfect

  • @yellowsnowman9157
    @yellowsnowman9157 Год назад

    Bert is the best. What a great friend to have around.

  • @Garblegox
    @Garblegox Год назад +9

    Alcoholics Anonymous calls it "Romanticizing the drug". It's what people do before a relapse, or to avoid treatment altogether. Nobody romanticizes drinking more than Burp.

  • @jasonparker6670
    @jasonparker6670 Год назад +50

    Before Bert blew up he'd be in KCMO all the time. My wife and I would drink beers with him after his show every show!!! He was so down to earth and is the funniest man on the planet.

    • @nickscherrer1735
      @nickscherrer1735 Год назад +2

      No shit? Where at in KC?

    • @TLOWNSU
      @TLOWNSU Год назад +2

      @@nickscherrer1735 I'd imagine the Improv in Zona Rosa

    • @jasonparker6670
      @jasonparker6670 Год назад +3

      @@TLOWNSU yup! Always at the improv in Zona and the tickets were always free! It was badass. We saw him 5x there and every time he'd drink with us at the bar with a small group and just make us piss ourselves. Funniest dude ever.

    • @OliveMule
      @OliveMule Год назад +1

      @@jasonparker6670 is that the place where bobby Lee said the owners make the comics pray with them before the show? KC has weird christians

    • @jasonparker6670
      @jasonparker6670 Год назад

      @@OliveMule oh I have no idea. Wouldn't shock me a bit! It was always at the improv in Zona Rosa. It was soooooooo much fun. We've got pictures of him drunk asf with his shirt off just grinning. He's as real as it gets.

  • @dalibofurnell
    @dalibofurnell Год назад +1

    Joe's impression of Bert is awesome 👌 the speech I almost cried out of silent body moving laughter ah man you guys are awesome 🤟 shoutout to Tom I love the YMH podcast ❤️

  • @djbrooks4085
    @djbrooks4085 Год назад +2

    Joe is such a great friend

  • @workinprogress5936
    @workinprogress5936 Год назад +18

    7:49 Tom looked right into the camera as if he was looking at Bert. We want Bert around for a long time, it's cool to chill on alcohol from time to time man.

  • @gma4165
    @gma4165 Год назад +11

    Joe is a the type of friend that everyone needs. Not a yes man and tells you the truth with not wasting precious minutes in life.

  • @nickp440
    @nickp440 Год назад

    that sundae conversation speech was seriously one of the funniest things ive ever seen and i watch it atleast once a week

  • @cyborgreality
    @cyborgreality Год назад

    Love these guys

  • @deathbunny32
    @deathbunny32 Год назад +31

    His wife said that he got college scholarships for baseball for some pretty legit colleges that he declined so he could party harder

    • @preezypatel
      @preezypatel Год назад

      I heard he could’ve played at dook lol

  • @tuttutteddy8889
    @tuttutteddy8889 Год назад +39

    as a 2 bears listener i don’t know how many times i’ve heard bart say how “jacked” or “skinny” he is… whilst being 245 pounds
    the guys a rollercoaster that’s for sure

    • @libertybelllocks7476
      @libertybelllocks7476 Год назад

      listens to 2 bears and still doesnt know Berts name or how to spell it. stfu.

  • @The_DEN_of_FIGHTS
    @The_DEN_of_FIGHTS Год назад

    it is very interesting to listen to such stories

  • @pikpik42
    @pikpik42 Год назад +1

    6:40 "Joe - I dry my eyes with my shirt - Rogan" at it again

  • @SitKid721
    @SitKid721 Год назад +6

    Bring the podcast back to RUclips

    • @SitKid721
      @SitKid721 Год назад +1

      @Austin Batton I'm sorry your parents never hugged you as a child

    • @jameswallace5235
      @jameswallace5235 Год назад

      @@SitKid721 No, he's right, it was a dumbass comment. The podcasts are never coming back to RUclips.

  • @springcougar1
    @springcougar1 Год назад +18

    I think Bert is great. Such a good heart on that dude. I would be genuinely sad if he were to die young knowing that it could be prevented. He doesn't need to quit drinking altogether, just slow down a lot!

    • @NobleVagabond2552
      @NobleVagabond2552 Год назад +6

      It’s usually all or nothing for people unfortunately

    • @Shiftdougler
      @Shiftdougler Год назад

      That’s not how alcoholism works. You quit or it kills you.

  • @mr_apk131
    @mr_apk131 Год назад

    That barstool vid is the best ever. Actually hyped me up to haha

  • @scottpitner4298
    @scottpitner4298 Год назад +7

    Bert be nimble.
    Bert be quick.
    Bert be big,
    It’s just his schtick.

  • @scottsetzke7967
    @scottsetzke7967 Год назад +13

    I lost 30 lbs in 2 months and my secret was Inflation.

    • @yotafan174
      @yotafan174 Год назад +1

      Funny because it's true. I'm down 2 pounds for every percentage of inflation, 18 pounds and counting.

    • @Nollic15
      @Nollic15 Год назад +3

      The biden diet

  • @misteranon763
    @misteranon763 Год назад +48

    Bert is one of the true Enthusiasts in Life.
    Drink, food, family, friends & fun physical activities.

    • @blacksideknight3
      @blacksideknight3 Год назад +1

      That really sums him up. Such a simple man, but pure in a lot of ways.

  • @victorxavier5066
    @victorxavier5066 Год назад

    Love all u 3.. Love from Norway

  • @tombystander
    @tombystander Год назад +25

    Seeing how good Tom looks and hearing how much worse Bert's drinking has gotten is peak 2 bears

  • @michael.t.ha11
    @michael.t.ha11 Год назад +10

    I like how they care enough to talk about how they will get him. 😂

  • @stevenjohnson7720
    @stevenjohnson7720 Год назад

    Burt. Damn good serve!

  • @JonOnFilm
    @JonOnFilm Год назад +4

    Joe *“have you tried sober October”* Rogan

  • @whatthecluck6874
    @whatthecluck6874 Год назад +14

    Tom is loving his weight loss. Dude looks incredible.

  • @Crossword131
    @Crossword131 Год назад

    Tom's Bert impersonation is so perfect.

  • @AlexG-tp2ik
    @AlexG-tp2ik Год назад

    I don't know why the picture and title of this video made laugh so hard 🤣

  • @c4gstorm878
    @c4gstorm878 Год назад +4

    A lot of people know people like that. They are successful, so you can't talk them out of it because their life is not going well and they need outside help like a drunk that lost their job etc.
    High functioning alcoholic. It will probably hit him hard later in life. My Dad's friends like that died around 60 or definitely felt like shit by then.

  • @fullclipzzz1278
    @fullclipzzz1278 Год назад +379

    Bert’s funny but he’s definatley an alcoholic

  • @dipankar.kataky
    @dipankar.kataky Год назад

    02:16 that's what I've been doing. This is one of the reason why I take care of my health.

  • @alterego7739
    @alterego7739 Год назад +2

    Everytime I hear that Bert speech I want a drink so bad

  • @aaronboone8097
    @aaronboone8097 Год назад +5

    Damn Joe got pretty serious when he brought up Bert dying. And you can tell that's coming from a real place of love. So many entertainers die to soon because of the life they live. But to be fair there's a difference between Ralphie May and Bert. Bert's not that unhealthy.

  • @superchet4408
    @superchet4408 Год назад +50

    I'm 40 years old. Loved drinking, still miss it, what I learned about drinking is everything is fine until it's not. Woke up and my eyes and skin were yellow. End up in E.R. Bilirubin is off the chart and I'm being told my liver is not working. A month in hospital followed by rehab. I lived. I really hope Bert can slow down enough so that never happens to him. It's to life changing and could ruin his comedy.

    • @cascadeblue7268
      @cascadeblue7268 Год назад +2

      How long/much had you been drinking?

    • @reecep4016
      @reecep4016 Год назад +2

      That sounds more like an alcoholic than anything else. Everybody in Britain or at least a vast majority drink multiple times a week and generally get smashed at least once a week. As I’m sure a lot of Americans do. There’s enjoying drink and then drinking to excess every day which is what causes jaundice

    • @zuldo8577
      @zuldo8577 Год назад +5

      @@reecep4016 Theres many young brits with liver failure from binge drinking

    • @reecep4016
      @reecep4016 Год назад

      @@zuldo8577 nah

    • @zuldo8577
      @zuldo8577 Год назад +3

      @@reecep4016 yah

  • @manue3l1976
    @manue3l1976 Год назад

    Bro…”one hard work out…I think I deserve a drink”
    yup that sums it up.

  • @Moparking117
    @Moparking117 Год назад +10

    I love Bert. He is a genuinely funny and nice guy. And just seeing how he treats his friends you know he is gonna have your back no matter what he might show up drunk but he is gonna be there. Joe Rogan is just awesome. I enjoy The JRE podcast it’s funny and informative at times.

  • @bojangles1614
    @bojangles1614 Год назад +5

    Joe “If He Wasn’t A Fat Fuck” Rogan

  • @OE-jy6yt
    @OE-jy6yt Год назад

    drinking and working out goes together so well lol

  • @MegaThegin
    @MegaThegin Год назад

    3:17 Joe Rogan became Seinfeld 😂

  • @diogenes.
    @diogenes. Год назад +3

    Bert's gonna bert. 😁👌

  • @TheHoriznLine
    @TheHoriznLine Год назад +10

    Still waiting for Keanu reeves on the JR podcast

  • @fiveish77
    @fiveish77 Год назад

    Sundae Conversation. Which was a badass episode for Barstool. Cheers. 🥂

  • @moondustmix1682
    @moondustmix1682 Год назад

    Burt please do another cabin season! That show was so funny!

  • @danielrussell5268
    @danielrussell5268 Год назад +3

    Bert is the John Daly of comedy

  • @jopo7996
    @jopo7996 Год назад +142

    Imagine. A guy who broke 10 bones trying to dunk on a 9 foot rim finds an unathletic guy athletic.

    • @TonyisToking
      @TonyisToking Год назад +8

      Everything’s relative!

    • @anonkhmer149
      @anonkhmer149 Год назад +3

      LMFAO

    • @ogstackadolla
      @ogstackadolla Год назад

      9 1/2 ft rim

    • @vnthony2439
      @vnthony2439 Год назад

      I haven’t even watched the vid yet but Tom should know Bert was on the baseball team in college or so he says lol never seen the proof

    • @link1117
      @link1117 Год назад

      He beat Bert in the dunk contest.

  • @SouthernGothicYT
    @SouthernGothicYT Год назад

    Bert really _is_ The Machine

  • @Steveuploads
    @Steveuploads Год назад

    Absolutely riveting

  • @t-dibreviewsandchallenges6842
    @t-dibreviewsandchallenges6842 Год назад +13

    Joe just came right out and said it……”when he dies” and Tom wasn’t ready for it. It actually sunk in, for Tom, at that very moment and it affected him. Bert will see this and it might actually be just what it takes

    • @mohammedbarbandi965
      @mohammedbarbandi965 Год назад +3

      It was kind of an asshole statement to say on a podcast bc he kinda wasn’t joking.. toms look at the camera was very serious

    • @t-dibreviewsandchallenges6842
      @t-dibreviewsandchallenges6842 Год назад +3

      @@mohammedbarbandi965 it was extremely harsh. Yeah it seemed to sort of piss Tom off

  • @billdoetree4313
    @billdoetree4313 Год назад +7

    Honestly guys if Joe and Tom are talking about this for this long and this in-depthly then they probably have noticed behavior lately that is worse than normal. I hope Bert is doing all right. He has a good support group here if he chooses to tap into it.

    • @stant7122
      @stant7122 Год назад

      It’s a long podcast and they probably don’t have that much in common that Carries the conversation

    • @jameswallace5235
      @jameswallace5235 Год назад

      They literally said that his behaviour lately is worse than normal.

  • @ruthlessrude6014
    @ruthlessrude6014 Год назад

    They care for Bert. Honest friends right here.

  • @RK-10
    @RK-10 Год назад

    shoutout to caleb from barstool sundae conversations is next level especially from barstool lol

  • @alceedus
    @alceedus Год назад +10

    Bart Crystals has the Mickey Mantle gene

  • @Eskay_The_Evil_Genius
    @Eskay_The_Evil_Genius Год назад +4

    I wish my family had supported me nearly as much as Joe supports his friends

  • @KickAdmin
    @KickAdmin Год назад

    Love Toms Bert impression.