Joe & Tom on Bert's Surprising Athleticism

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @InstrumentPlayer
    @InstrumentPlayer 2 года назад +5865

    Bert’s funniest joke will be when he outlives Joe.

    • @mrjamesgrimes
      @mrjamesgrimes 2 года назад +164

      Because he doesn’t have any actual funny jokes

    • @dickhearne
      @dickhearne 2 года назад +19

      Facts😂

    • @tommysalami5268
      @tommysalami5268 2 года назад +70

      I have an uncle who drinks and smokes and parties and he's going to outlive wim hof

    • @user-e1337
      @user-e1337 2 года назад +1

      Right.

    • @JasonAJames
      @JasonAJames 2 года назад +89

      This is Bert's burner account lol

  • @Kaptinkumar
    @Kaptinkumar 2 года назад +1524

    “I’m gonna get jacked this month” is the most Bert quote I’ve ever heard

    • @JonOnFilm
      @JonOnFilm 2 года назад +8

      Bruh I legit thought they clipped it with his voice and had to rewind it lmfao - best impression ever.

    • @13lood13ath
      @13lood13ath 2 года назад +41

      "Jacked" is code for drinking Jack Daniels.

    • @AXharoth
      @AXharoth 2 года назад +3

      hes gonna have a wake up call at soem point

    • @Squirrel-zq6oe
      @Squirrel-zq6oe 2 года назад +1

      @@13lood13ath omg good one

    • @BigWave6890
      @BigWave6890 2 года назад +1

      @@Squirrel-zq6oe thanks

  • @jdub2100
    @jdub2100 2 года назад +2361

    When Bert inevitably watches this clip, bc he enjoys being the highlight of any conversation, all he'll hear from this conversation is how athletic and what good genes he has. He's one tunnel visioned SOB

    • @nickepants7011
      @nickepants7011 2 года назад +78

      There isn’t a series of words in the English dialect that could even come close to describing the contempt I have for Bert

    • @briantodd4333
      @briantodd4333 2 года назад +22

      @@nickepants7011 have you ever met him in person or has he ever personally done something to you or someone you love?

    • @heeeeeem8520
      @heeeeeem8520 2 года назад +74

      @@nickepants7011 i never know if everyone hating on Bert is doing it as an inside joke or if they genuinely hate him

    • @stanislausslim9449
      @stanislausslim9449 2 года назад +9

      @@nickepants7011 are you jealous of his long eyelash?

    • @justinwinningham4892
      @justinwinningham4892 2 года назад +30

      @@billybranting8656 he doesn’t stfu and his idea of comedy is his dying laugh, and to talk through it

  • @wecanjump7512
    @wecanjump7512 2 года назад +1875

    Bert is the most anti-AA personality I’ve ever seen. He should start a 12 step program for proud alcoholics. Call it ZZ

    • @cjhansen5715
      @cjhansen5715 2 года назад +39

      Start a group called BB for Berty Boiz

    • @edp3202
      @edp3202 2 года назад +36

      ZZ Bottom

    • @wecanjump7512
      @wecanjump7512 2 года назад +51

      @@edp3202 Alcoholics Synonymous

    • @Sausketo
      @Sausketo 2 года назад +18

      Nah just call it A

    • @die4race
      @die4race 2 года назад

      DA Degenerate Alcoholics

  • @collin3573
    @collin3573 2 года назад +194

    Joe, “thank god Bert’s a comedian. Imagine him being a poor alcoholic salesman somewhere or something”. Why ya gotta do us like that Joe 😂

    • @zackashley7492
      @zackashley7492 Год назад +2

      Damn he’s a poor alcoholic and almost as successful as joe. Natural talent conquers a lot. I think they discount Bert’s work ethic in this video. But they have praised it in other videos.

  • @Garblegox
    @Garblegox 2 года назад +241

    "Well they'll be real let down when he dies"
    Thank you Joe. That's truly the #1 most important point.

    • @ryanmoriarty295
      @ryanmoriarty295 2 года назад +26

      You can hear Tom get a little freaked out

    • @firstlast8258
      @firstlast8258 2 года назад +1

      No they won’t

    • @Garblegox
      @Garblegox 2 года назад

      @@firstlast8258 "They" being people who like Burp. If you don't care about him dying, you're not one of them. It's really not that confusing.

    • @firstlast8258
      @firstlast8258 2 года назад +1

      @@Garblegox I didn’t say I didn’t care but Burt isn’t really that famous most people have never heard of him

    • @albertorynda740
      @albertorynda740 2 года назад +1

      Time stamp?

  • @JonOnFilm
    @JonOnFilm 2 года назад +74

    That speech from Bert was fucking hilarious

    • @bakedgoods9182
      @bakedgoods9182 2 года назад +4

      The epic score in the background made it so much better

    • @darknesscomesforallofus4632
      @darknesscomesforallofus4632 2 года назад

      was truly inspiring... my solo kidney misses my previous appreciation for Islay scotch.

  • @carolynblaney1382
    @carolynblaney1382 2 года назад +200

    Joe’s face when he said he wants Bert sober was so sweet. Joe loves Bert.

    • @firstlast8258
      @firstlast8258 2 года назад +21

      I’ll drink to that

    • @JB-rp6it
      @JB-rp6it 2 года назад

      Never gonna happen

    • @phattjohnson
      @phattjohnson 2 года назад +1

      @Hai Voai Last fight ever? Pfft, fake news. There'll be more..

    • @Kalashboy420
      @Kalashboy420 2 года назад +2

      Then bert gets sober and he becomes boring and just talks about sobriety for the rest of his career lmao

  • @deadtothewxrld
    @deadtothewxrld 2 года назад +159

    Love how they dunk on Bert and show love for him simultaneously lol

    • @albertross2456
      @albertross2456 2 года назад +4

      If he has any fans, they all have to wrestle with the same issue

    • @jandera21
      @jandera21 2 года назад +25

      thats whats you and boys are suppose to do. You keep it real and have fun.

    • @yeomans9696
      @yeomans9696 2 года назад +3

      Real friends.

    • @shanejay9539
      @shanejay9539 2 года назад

      "leader" friends aka, the most "supportive" bitches you'll ever meet.

  • @iyziejane
    @iyziejane 2 года назад +568

    The sober octobers, especially the one where they exercised like maniacs (2018?), had huge visible health benefits and boosted them mentally as comedians as well. Joe was radiating energy and youth for several months after that challenge.

    • @bigalkool2897
      @bigalkool2897 2 года назад +11

      I remember, its true.
      Wasnt Joe also on a carnivore diet, or was that a year later?

    • @bigalkool2897
      @bigalkool2897 2 года назад +29

      Alex Jones begged him to smoke and drink, but Joe stayed straight

    • @bigalkool2897
      @bigalkool2897 2 года назад +13

      Im telling you that carnivore shit
      I have always since im 11 been extremely depressed and that carnivore diet sorted my depression within 1 month.
      I stopped after that month and 4 months later I got depressed again.

    • @jjay__
      @jjay__ 2 года назад +17

      They are all on trt

    • @bobnewton1064
      @bobnewton1064 2 года назад +3

      @@jjay__ yup.

  • @miniharez
    @miniharez 2 года назад +182

    I had the same issue. Im a regular full time giging musician who use to party. I also liked working out and being active. But as you get older that lifestyle isn’t sustainable to have it both ways. I was worried that I wouldn’t enjoy playing music sober. But I had to pick a lane. Im not one to be able to moderate with alcohol, because I use to have that same butterfly feeling bert has with alcohol. So I decided to give up booze and go healthy. I lost 60lbs, My panic attacks went completely away, and now 2 1/2 years sober I love playing live music more than ever. because now im more focused and alert, which means i just perform better, and I enjoy that more than being drunk and playing. I could never see myself going back to that lifestyle. I feel like bert might be coming to that crossroads soon.

    • @djr_drums
      @djr_drums 2 года назад +11

      Respect, bro. Im a musician in early recovery and it's challenging.

    • @miniharez
      @miniharez 2 года назад +12

      @@djr_drums it is a bit hard at first in early recovery, and drunk people at my shows were annoying at first, but stick with it and with time it becomes more and more enjoyable, and the need to drink disappears. The drunk people dont annoy me anymore, I want them to have fun! at least thats my experience. And the more experience you get staying sober, the easy it gets to navigate everything. At this point in my sobriety I don’t even think about alcohol or anything when I gig. And when you have gigs friday and saturdays, never hung over on saturdays or sundays! haha
      keep it going man!

    • @Twobarpsi
      @Twobarpsi 2 года назад

      Are you smoking weed?

    • @vicaras1
      @vicaras1 2 года назад +1

      I was a 5 case a week beer 🍺🍺🍻 guy had a abscessed tooth and couldn't drink with a open tooth from the root canal and it's been 10 months.

    • @adamschneider868
      @adamschneider868 2 года назад +1

      My brothers liver is failing. He keeps drinking and keeps needing banding in his intestines. He has been to the hospital 4 times this year. He keeps lying and no amount of love I try to show him will work. He has kids, I hope he can learn not to trust his sick brain.

  • @Enrique-peralta
    @Enrique-peralta 2 года назад +168

    This conversation has been had no less than 10,000 times one the JRE

  • @CocktailsConsoles
    @CocktailsConsoles 2 года назад +209

    Find someone who looks at you the way Bert Kreischer looks at cocktails

    • @axe2grind244
      @axe2grind244 2 года назад

      Yikes……good luck.

    • @tishie42
      @tishie42 2 года назад +1

      With desperation and fervor? That has eventual restraining order vibes to me... 😂

    • @r.edward5701
      @r.edward5701 2 года назад +1

      And Kool aid

  • @francobenevento7598
    @francobenevento7598 2 года назад +165

    I would love to be friends with these three guys. They all seem so positive and uplifting to be around.

    • @titanius_anglesmith_i2323
      @titanius_anglesmith_i2323 2 года назад +7

      U better be able to take JOKE tho with these guys🤣🤣 and gotta throw some jabs back to get them to laugh

    • @rileysmall4317
      @rileysmall4317 2 года назад +6

      @@titanius_anglesmith_i2323 haaaaaaaaa gaaaaaayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

    • @scourge8097
      @scourge8097 2 года назад

      "Yeah...you fat fuck! Seriously, it's impressive how athletic you are for such a piece of shit...you straight up alcoholic."
      LOL...You just have to have a little thick skin, but yeah, it'd be cool!

    • @scourge8097
      @scourge8097 2 года назад +2

      @@rileysmall4317 Schaub's burner...

    • @foellerd
      @foellerd 2 года назад

      Especially the part where joe takes credit for Bert’s machine story. What a good friend. Lol. Even if it’s true you keep that to yourself to lift up your friends, not bring your friends down by sharing a secret like that.

  • @kylesanders8276
    @kylesanders8276 2 года назад +66

    Bret being oddly exemplary at tennis reminds me of the story of when
    the Williams sisters stormed the office of the Tennis Commission and said they would beat any man around the 200th ranking (so, already not even within top 100). The 203rd ranked player showed up that day hungover, having played a round of golf that morning, smoked cigarettes and continued to drink in between matches, and went on to defeat them 5-0 and 6-1.

    • @montanaproductions5559
      @montanaproductions5559 2 года назад +3

      Why you lying

    • @insidiousfactory
      @insidiousfactory 2 года назад +1

      Source?

    • @Spencer3712
      @Spencer3712 2 года назад +18

      He was 203rd. I’ve never heard the part about him being hung over and playing golf. But he did beat them handily. For anybody that doesn’t know just look up Williams sister challenge male.

    • @beastlydookie81
      @beastlydookie81 2 года назад +12

      Recently serena said she is as good as about the 700th best man. Which might actually be true

    • @SaberedQuill
      @SaberedQuill 2 года назад

      He got a handy between sets and even lost the contact in his left eye and a bird pooped down his butt crack

  • @benfoy9054
    @benfoy9054 2 года назад +290

    This is a great saying I use as an alcoholic. “I can throw everything away for one thing or I can throw away one thing for everything.” I get ya Burt, I’ve been there but life is better without drinking alcohol. I know it seems impossible but it’s true

    • @s000162017
      @s000162017 2 года назад +12

      Mitch Hedberg also said, "I don't drink any more...I just don't drink any less either". Lol...He did pass away young tho. 😥

    • @thechicantique4567
      @thechicantique4567 2 года назад +7

      You're absolutely right! I stopped drinking last year and definitely feel so much healthier. 😉

    • @seegee1613
      @seegee1613 2 года назад +2

      That’s a great saying. I use “if you are thinking about doing it, add up the pros and cons and try again” but I like yours better

    • @bigsleepy9889
      @bigsleepy9889 2 года назад +2

      @Eddie D 100% if you got drunk you would have fun as fk. Life is better with alcohol

    • @ryanleblanc6817
      @ryanleblanc6817 2 года назад +9

      The idea of not using hard drugs used to seem like a huge sacrifice to me. Now using hard drugs seems like a huge sacrifice.

  • @johnviera3884
    @johnviera3884 2 года назад +19

    That’s a legit D1 college serve. At a college where there’s no tennis team.

  • @TJHimes
    @TJHimes 2 года назад +27

    I love that Tom's voice for Bert is the same as Julian's (his kid) hahaha

    • @Louis-wp3fq
      @Louis-wp3fq 2 года назад

      Haha, I just noticed that too!

  • @WordToMomsYo
    @WordToMomsYo 2 года назад +92

    I’m glad I saw, even if only for a few seconds, the dudes get serious about the long-term implications of living life the way Bert chooses to live his.

    • @firstlast8258
      @firstlast8258 2 года назад +8

      Burnt Chrysler

    • @isaiahdrews9536
      @isaiahdrews9536 2 года назад +1

      @@firstlast8258 he's damn near in the same condition as a Burnt Chrysler

    • @jackwhitbread4583
      @jackwhitbread4583 Год назад

      That's the point though, it his life to live not yours. I have far more respect for someone who enjoys life to the fullest than I do for some pansy whose so scared of life they are a boring and dull POS

  • @jackmack3674
    @jackmack3674 2 года назад +7

    Man I miss these podcasts being on RUclips

  • @zerohours.
    @zerohours. 2 года назад +43

    "I should speak at AA meetings" lmao, Bert is one hell of an inspirational speaker

  • @lamar_actual
    @lamar_actual 2 года назад +161

    My best friend was a lot like Bert. Life of the party for sure and universally loved by all. Big guy and the whole persona to go with it. We were veterans and partied all around the world together for many years.
    I was never "addicted" to alcohol but I also definitely did love to drink and party. Especially with my best friend. Then in 2015 he just up and dropped dead one night at his house while partying. 47 years old and just like that he was gone.
    A couple of months later I was having a beer with my cousin on the 4th and I was thinking about my friend when I suddenly realized that I just didn't "feel like" drinking anymore.
    I got up and poured out the rest of that beer and haven't had any alcohol since then.
    I tell people it's not even like I quit per se. I just don't want it anymore.
    It's really just not worth it and looking back I think Americans have been sold on a lie that alcohol has an upside that really isn't there for most people.
    Most "drinkers" are kicking back crappy beers and poison that is definitely killing them whether they realize it or not.
    Is there a place for a glass of wine with dinner and/or a nice whisky now and then? Sure, but that's not the experience for most people if they're being honest with themselves.
    Most people are guzzling buckets of toilet cleaner quality garbage alcohol and thinking it's "refreshing" or something.
    As they say, you live and learn, if you're lucky enough not to die first.

    • @GlorifiedGremlin
      @GlorifiedGremlin 2 года назад +6

      Most people who will only have that special occasion glass of whiskey, or a glass of wine with a meal that pairs with it, usually they say "oh I don't drink" that's how I am. I've just never been interested after I got out of my binging party phase as a teenager. I don't get the appeal

    • @Kalashboy420
      @Kalashboy420 2 года назад +3

      I knew a guy who was 100% sober, ate healthy and trained and went to gym every second day, died of a stroke at 22. here for a good time not a long time I say.

    • @lamar_actual
      @lamar_actual 2 года назад

      @@Kalashboy420 Probably took the arm poison. Healthy 22 year olds don't die of strokes. At least they didn't used to. But if you believe it's a matter of "all things being equal" and so it's simply a matter of fate then by all means live it up. Wisdom will befall you with age to let you know differently. It's only natural as your perspective changes with age. Or else it's likely you'll have simply failed to age. Best of luck

    • @lamar_actual
      @lamar_actual 2 года назад +5

      @@7eddiii My Grandpa used to ask, "who wants to live to be 100?"
      Then he'd answer, "the man that's 99."
      My Grandma will be 91 this month and she's perfectly happy. She loves spending time with her children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren, considering it to be a blessing to have this time with us all. Don't allowed the world to infuse your thinking with cynical negativity that steals your joy. Joy isn't found in beer and the bottom of shot glasses. The commercials are lies. Or, live it up and find out on your own. Sometimes we must take the long journey to arrive at the short truth so I get it. Best of luck.

    • @bigmack2325
      @bigmack2325 2 года назад +2

      Thanks a lot, Buzz Killington.

  • @juliorosa9857
    @juliorosa9857 2 года назад +115

    "sober October", "no fap November", "no abortion December".
    4Q is becoming harder and harder.

    • @ilkos853
      @ilkos853 2 года назад +2

      this is the comment!

    • @sweetteaaddict7181
      @sweetteaaddict7181 2 года назад +17

      Or no abortion ever because we’re civilized and civilized societies don’t practice infanticide

    • @outlander234
      @outlander234 2 года назад +5

      @@sweetteaaddict7181 No spremicide either?

    • @juliorosa9857
      @juliorosa9857 2 года назад +3

      @@sweetteaaddict7181 True. And I will wait for Randall Carlson to come back to Rogan's show, to talk about Atlantis - the last and probably only civilized society ever.

    • @juliorosa9857
      @juliorosa9857 2 года назад

      @@outlander234 you can have the same outcome with Mushrooms, DMT and a clothes hanger.

  • @jasonparker6670
    @jasonparker6670 2 года назад +49

    Before Bert blew up he'd be in KCMO all the time. My wife and I would drink beers with him after his show every show!!! He was so down to earth and is the funniest man on the planet.

    • @ScherrerMadness
      @ScherrerMadness 2 года назад +2

      No shit? Where at in KC?

    • @TLOWNSU
      @TLOWNSU 2 года назад +2

      @@ScherrerMadness I'd imagine the Improv in Zona Rosa

    • @jasonparker6670
      @jasonparker6670 2 года назад +3

      @@TLOWNSU yup! Always at the improv in Zona and the tickets were always free! It was badass. We saw him 5x there and every time he'd drink with us at the bar with a small group and just make us piss ourselves. Funniest dude ever.

    • @OliveMule
      @OliveMule 2 года назад +1

      @@jasonparker6670 is that the place where bobby Lee said the owners make the comics pray with them before the show? KC has weird christians

    • @jasonparker6670
      @jasonparker6670 2 года назад

      @@OliveMule oh I have no idea. Wouldn't shock me a bit! It was always at the improv in Zona Rosa. It was soooooooo much fun. We've got pictures of him drunk asf with his shirt off just grinning. He's as real as it gets.

  • @justanobody0
    @justanobody0 2 года назад +56

    Bert's speech sounds like something Barney Gumble from the Simpsons would say about beer, except Bert was more eloquent
    and it had a weird motivational-esque, climb to the mountain top type, this is the greatest thing ever aspect to it

    • @phattjohnson
      @phattjohnson 2 года назад +1

      I think because they edited in sunrises and whatnot, made it more epic than it really was (which was pretty fkn epic!)

  • @MachCitius
    @MachCitius 2 года назад +10

    Bert is the living incarnation of Slurms McKenzie from Futurama. 😂🖖🏼

  • @perlago21
    @perlago21 2 года назад +5

    That drink speech from Burt brought tears to my eyes

  • @jorbraz
    @jorbraz 2 года назад +5

    This brings back gold from the good ol podcasts

  • @Мойчлен-в1ъ
    @Мойчлен-в1ъ 2 года назад +11

    I need to start watching JRE again damn

  • @RRALAMO
    @RRALAMO 2 года назад +9

    7:48 Tom makes eye contact to express how serious this convo got!

  • @lennysmalls5982
    @lennysmalls5982 2 года назад +7

    Shout out Glenny Balls, Caleb Presley and barstool Making it big time on JRE

  • @zachhall624
    @zachhall624 2 года назад +19

    He's a legit alcoholic, and most doctors will tell you mixing benzos with alcohol is real bad

  • @workinprogress5936
    @workinprogress5936 2 года назад +18

    7:49 Tom looked right into the camera as if he was looking at Bert. We want Bert around for a long time, it's cool to chill on alcohol from time to time man.

  • @Garblegox
    @Garblegox 2 года назад +10

    Alcoholics Anonymous calls it "Romanticizing the drug". It's what people do before a relapse, or to avoid treatment altogether. Nobody romanticizes drinking more than Burp.

  • @KnowinSelf
    @KnowinSelf 2 года назад +18

    What a unique topic for you two to discuss again and again and again

    • @jameswallace5235
      @jameswallace5235 2 года назад +2

      They don't give a fuck, they're gonna keep doing it because you keep watching and commenting.

  • @kungfew1396
    @kungfew1396 2 года назад +14

    Bert should be in the Alcoholics Hall of fame.

    • @Podus81
      @Podus81 2 года назад +5

      Alcohall of Fame

    • @Podus81
      @Podus81 2 года назад +2

      @@kekt Haha, I was hoping someone would catch that.

  • @devinsilva2102
    @devinsilva2102 2 года назад +36

    Thanks guys I was going to stop drinking but after Bert’s motivational speech here I go cheers 🥂 😂

  • @1htalp9
    @1htalp9 2 года назад +13

    Bert loves disc golf and so do I!!!

  • @therealhydropx
    @therealhydropx 2 года назад +10

    its great to see so many comedians who are the nice people in the world, who also grape people. joe hangs out with the most outstanding people

  • @stevenjm12
    @stevenjm12 2 года назад +13

    Bert's tennis serve is really good for having never played tennis

  • @Ty-vn3cu
    @Ty-vn3cu 2 года назад +13

    Always love a nice chill episode like this to listen to as I fall asleep.

  • @springcougar1
    @springcougar1 2 года назад +18

    I think Bert is great. Such a good heart on that dude. I would be genuinely sad if he were to die young knowing that it could be prevented. He doesn't need to quit drinking altogether, just slow down a lot!

    • @NobleVagabond2552
      @NobleVagabond2552 2 года назад +6

      It’s usually all or nothing for people unfortunately

    • @Shiftdougler
      @Shiftdougler 2 года назад

      That’s not how alcoholism works. You quit or it kills you.

  • @Thembisile13
    @Thembisile13 2 года назад +46

    Joe Rogan seems emotional I feel he's that friend he keeps talking about where he fears for his life.

    • @SlimTimmi
      @SlimTimmi 2 года назад +1

      What do you mean

    • @craigjohnson9605
      @craigjohnson9605 2 года назад

      @@SlimTimmi he’s not talking Chinese. He’s worried that Bert is slowly killing himself and he can see it in the way he speaks about him

    • @kanekowalski4715
      @kanekowalski4715 2 года назад +1

      @@craigjohnson9605 No, he's not speaking Chinese. He's speaking with no punctuation.

    • @craigjohnson9605
      @craigjohnson9605 2 года назад

      @@kanekowalski4715 he’s missing a full stop and a comma. It’s not difficult to understand

    • @kanekowalski4715
      @kanekowalski4715 2 года назад

      @@craigjohnson9605 Clearly it was for Tim.

  • @spoopy-gho5t
    @spoopy-gho5t 2 года назад +5

    i love tom's brent impression.

  • @superchet4408
    @superchet4408 2 года назад +50

    I'm 40 years old. Loved drinking, still miss it, what I learned about drinking is everything is fine until it's not. Woke up and my eyes and skin were yellow. End up in E.R. Bilirubin is off the chart and I'm being told my liver is not working. A month in hospital followed by rehab. I lived. I really hope Bert can slow down enough so that never happens to him. It's to life changing and could ruin his comedy.

    • @cascadeblue7268
      @cascadeblue7268 2 года назад +2

      How long/much had you been drinking?

    • @reecep4016
      @reecep4016 2 года назад +2

      That sounds more like an alcoholic than anything else. Everybody in Britain or at least a vast majority drink multiple times a week and generally get smashed at least once a week. As I’m sure a lot of Americans do. There’s enjoying drink and then drinking to excess every day which is what causes jaundice

    • @zuldo8577
      @zuldo8577 2 года назад +4

      @@reecep4016 Theres many young brits with liver failure from binge drinking

    • @reecep4016
      @reecep4016 2 года назад

      @@zuldo8577 nah

    • @zuldo8577
      @zuldo8577 2 года назад +2

      @@reecep4016 yah

  • @chrisbaker5860
    @chrisbaker5860 2 года назад +4

    That was kind of heartbreaking going from glorifying an alcoholic to being scared of losing a friend to alcoholism

  • @SitKid721
    @SitKid721 2 года назад +6

    Bring the podcast back to RUclips

    • @SitKid721
      @SitKid721 2 года назад +1

      @Austin Batton I'm sorry your parents never hugged you as a child

    • @jameswallace5235
      @jameswallace5235 2 года назад

      @@SitKid721 No, he's right, it was a dumbass comment. The podcasts are never coming back to RUclips.

  • @gma4165
    @gma4165 Год назад +11

    Joe is a the type of friend that everyone needs. Not a yes man and tells you the truth with not wasting precious minutes in life.

  • @tishie42
    @tishie42 2 года назад +16

    I'd love him to be a speaker at my AA meeting! Lol

    • @tishie42
      @tishie42 2 года назад +3

      @Harold Reinhardt oh I'm doing it, Bert is really funny and I'm a fan. I'd like to see him perform live to an AA audience before he dies. We laugh at all that horrible stuff, I think the whole situation is just funny. Well not the poor health part, but yeah...
      We don't quit until we quit and some of us never do. It is what it is.

    • @wecanjump7512
      @wecanjump7512 2 года назад +1

      Oh, he’ll be there. Just give him time 😂

    • @dominickschrute3084
      @dominickschrute3084 2 года назад

      @Harold Reinhardt your goal is to help women, but you don't trust women? So you fix their problems? Interesting...

  • @misteranon763
    @misteranon763 2 года назад +48

    Bert is one of the true Enthusiasts in Life.
    Drink, food, family, friends & fun physical activities.

    • @Obveeus
      @Obveeus 2 года назад +1

      That really sums him up. Such a simple man, but pure in a lot of ways.

  • @SUNSHINE-fd4vb
    @SUNSHINE-fd4vb 2 года назад +3

    This podcast released the day that Tom is about to perform in my town. Can’t wait to see him!!

  • @pikpik42
    @pikpik42 2 года назад +1

    6:40 "Joe - I dry my eyes with my shirt - Rogan" at it again

  • @scottpitner4298
    @scottpitner4298 2 года назад +7

    Bert be nimble.
    Bert be quick.
    Bert be big,
    It’s just his schtick.

  • @fergalosanchez7675
    @fergalosanchez7675 2 года назад

    “I’m gonna starve myself” 6:11 perfect impersonation of Bert lmao

  • @aaronboone8097
    @aaronboone8097 2 года назад +5

    Damn Joe got pretty serious when he brought up Bert dying. And you can tell that's coming from a real place of love. So many entertainers die to soon because of the life they live. But to be fair there's a difference between Ralphie May and Bert. Bert's not that unhealthy.

  • @scottsetzke7967
    @scottsetzke7967 2 года назад +14

    I lost 30 lbs in 2 months and my secret was Inflation.

    • @yotafan174
      @yotafan174 2 года назад +1

      Funny because it's true. I'm down 2 pounds for every percentage of inflation, 18 pounds and counting.

    • @Nollic15
      @Nollic15 2 года назад +4

      The biden diet

  • @thenightfoxx
    @thenightfoxx 2 года назад +13

    Joe "He's going to let them down when he dies" Rogan lmao

  • @deathbunny32
    @deathbunny32 2 года назад +31

    His wife said that he got college scholarships for baseball for some pretty legit colleges that he declined so he could party harder

    • @preezypatel
      @preezypatel 2 года назад

      I heard he could’ve played at dook lol

  • @whatthecluck6874
    @whatthecluck6874 2 года назад +14

    Tom is loving his weight loss. Dude looks incredible.

  • @t-dibreviewsandchallenges6842
    @t-dibreviewsandchallenges6842 2 года назад +13

    Joe just came right out and said it……”when he dies” and Tom wasn’t ready for it. It actually sunk in, for Tom, at that very moment and it affected him. Bert will see this and it might actually be just what it takes

    • @mohammedbarbandi965
      @mohammedbarbandi965 2 года назад +3

      It was kind of an asshole statement to say on a podcast bc he kinda wasn’t joking.. toms look at the camera was very serious

    • @t-dibreviewsandchallenges6842
      @t-dibreviewsandchallenges6842 2 года назад +3

      @@mohammedbarbandi965 it was extremely harsh. Yeah it seemed to sort of piss Tom off

  • @tuttutteddy8889
    @tuttutteddy8889 2 года назад +39

    as a 2 bears listener i don’t know how many times i’ve heard bart say how “jacked” or “skinny” he is… whilst being 245 pounds
    the guys a rollercoaster that’s for sure

    • @libertybelllocks7476
      @libertybelllocks7476 2 года назад

      listens to 2 bears and still doesnt know Berts name or how to spell it. stfu.

  • @tombystander
    @tombystander 2 года назад +25

    Seeing how good Tom looks and hearing how much worse Bert's drinking has gotten is peak 2 bears

  • @Moparking117
    @Moparking117 2 года назад +10

    I love Bert. He is a genuinely funny and nice guy. And just seeing how he treats his friends you know he is gonna have your back no matter what he might show up drunk but he is gonna be there. Joe Rogan is just awesome. I enjoy The JRE podcast it’s funny and informative at times.

  • @cg4572
    @cg4572 2 года назад +12

    The best episodes are always with Segura
    Do you know you guys are so well connected when you talk,
    The longer you go, you start to finish each other's sentences
    That's rare
    You should watch yourselves talk, while you sit and talk about it
    I'm serious, not even trying to be cute but theres chemistry

    • @cg4572
      @cg4572 2 года назад

      @Jj Dillon That is an interesting take Jj,
      And possibly the only way to truly explore that potential
      If they don't fight over who should be on top, this is what it could look like
      ruclips.net/video/Fw9errGnqac/видео.html

  • @fullclipzzz1278
    @fullclipzzz1278 2 года назад +379

    Bert’s funny but he’s definatley an alcoholic

  • @billdoetree4313
    @billdoetree4313 2 года назад +7

    Honestly guys if Joe and Tom are talking about this for this long and this in-depthly then they probably have noticed behavior lately that is worse than normal. I hope Bert is doing all right. He has a good support group here if he chooses to tap into it.

    • @stant7122
      @stant7122 2 года назад

      It’s a long podcast and they probably don’t have that much in common that Carries the conversation

    • @jameswallace5235
      @jameswallace5235 2 года назад

      They literally said that his behaviour lately is worse than normal.

  • @hillbillymods2866
    @hillbillymods2866 2 года назад +6

    I was that guy who could party and drink. When you stop being that guy, you only lose the people around you that don't really matter anyway. Bert just needs to look at Artie. His friends and his fans didn't abandon him. They were pleading with him to get help.

    • @firstlast8258
      @firstlast8258 2 года назад +2

      Follow your nose 👃

    • @alexthedog
      @alexthedog 2 года назад

      iyzie jane
      9 hours ago
      The sober octobers, 12:32 a m

  • @lucaskiser3294
    @lucaskiser3294 2 года назад +1

    The dichotomy of this conversation is interesting. Do you want to help your friend or to each their own.

  • @c4gstorm878
    @c4gstorm878 2 года назад +4

    A lot of people know people like that. They are successful, so you can't talk them out of it because their life is not going well and they need outside help like a drunk that lost their job etc.
    High functioning alcoholic. It will probably hit him hard later in life. My Dad's friends like that died around 60 or definitely felt like shit by then.

  • @bikerpercy8106
    @bikerpercy8106 2 года назад +2

    5:33 had me rolling around dead 🤣💀

  • @ETAisNOW
    @ETAisNOW 2 года назад +50

    Bring Eddie Bravo back!!!

    • @GregoryDM
      @GregoryDM 2 года назад +1

      He’s got his own podcast that on rokfin and I think rumble.

    • @moobutt
      @moobutt 2 года назад

      Joe is always a dick to Eddie.

    • @xvor_tex8577
      @xvor_tex8577 2 года назад

      We need some entertainment from a mentally impaired guy

    • @jmontgomery32
      @jmontgomery32 2 года назад +1

      Yeah no thanks. We definitely don't need any fricken flat earthers dumbing everyone down...

    • @ImSpektra
      @ImSpektra 2 года назад +4

      @@jmontgomery32 Look into it.

  • @alexthedog
    @alexthedog 2 года назад

    Will
    10 hours ago
    “I’m gonna get jacked this month” is the most Bert quote I’ve ever heard

  • @michael.t.ha11
    @michael.t.ha11 2 года назад +10

    I like how they care enough to talk about how they will get him. 😂

  • @alterego7739
    @alterego7739 2 года назад +2

    Everytime I hear that Bert speech I want a drink so bad

  • @JonOnFilm
    @JonOnFilm 2 года назад +4

    Joe *“have you tried sober October”* Rogan

  • @maddiew1978
    @maddiew1978 2 года назад +1

    My great grandfather lived until 97, and he drank vodka every day right up until he died ...

  • @danielrussell5268
    @danielrussell5268 2 года назад +3

    Bert is the John Daly of comedy

  • @raging100
    @raging100 2 года назад +1

    Theres a huge difference in being athletic and doing something that requires some kind of effort.
    Bert is not athletic by any means what so ever.

  • @Eskay_The_Evil_Genius
    @Eskay_The_Evil_Genius 2 года назад +4

    I wish my family had supported me nearly as much as Joe supports his friends

  • @nickp440
    @nickp440 2 года назад

    that sundae conversation speech was seriously one of the funniest things ive ever seen and i watch it atleast once a week

  • @stormevans6897
    @stormevans6897 2 года назад +3

    Like the last dude said, a small percentage of the population gets a dopamine increase from alcohol, that would people like Bert and my Dad.

    • @SpaceTimeDroste
      @SpaceTimeDroste 2 года назад

      In a small minority of people, alcohol hits the opiate receptors. That may be what you're referring to. That may be the dopamine receptor but I'm not sure..

  • @Lukerbts
    @Lukerbts 2 года назад +1

    1:26 Joe is Australian for a split second

  • @boboso4705
    @boboso4705 2 года назад +4

    I like Rogan noticing Bert's drinking is heavier than ever.
    Takes one to know one I guess, Joe's been drinking whiskey and smoking cigars heavier than ever, also.

    • @ez123489
      @ez123489 2 года назад +1

      Who do you think is more disciplined?

    • @yeomans9696
      @yeomans9696 2 года назад

      @@ez123489 Hahaha for real. Burt will die young.

  • @kristy-lou8762
    @kristy-lou8762 2 года назад

    Bert REALLY should really speak at AA meetings 🤣🤣🤣🤣 lmfao 🤣 😂

  • @RealMTBAddict
    @RealMTBAddict 2 года назад +3

    You can't be an alcoholic and athletic at the same time. Society needs to realize and understand this and accept it. Alcohol is a poison.

    • @RealMTBAddict
      @RealMTBAddict 2 года назад

      @@thistagworked No. Being athletic means you have a strong heart and are capable of doing hard workouts that the rest of the population only dreams about.

  • @PhanoftheShow
    @PhanoftheShow 2 года назад +3

    Bert would’ve been an Olympian, HR champion, and US Open champion if this was the 1920s

  • @AlmostFamousShow
    @AlmostFamousShow 2 года назад +10

    Still waiting for Keanu reeves on the JR podcast

  • @fiveish77
    @fiveish77 2 года назад

    Sundae Conversation. Which was a badass episode for Barstool. Cheers. 🥂

  • @jopo7996
    @jopo7996 2 года назад +144

    Imagine. A guy who broke 10 bones trying to dunk on a 9 foot rim finds an unathletic guy athletic.

    • @TonyisToking
      @TonyisToking 2 года назад +8

      Everything’s relative!

    • @anonkhmer149
      @anonkhmer149 2 года назад +3

      LMFAO

    • @ogstackadolla
      @ogstackadolla 2 года назад

      9 1/2 ft rim

    • @vnthony2439
      @vnthony2439 2 года назад

      I haven’t even watched the vid yet but Tom should know Bert was on the baseball team in college or so he says lol never seen the proof

    • @link1117
      @link1117 2 года назад

      He beat Bert in the dunk contest.

  • @djbrooks4085
    @djbrooks4085 2 года назад +2

    Joe is such a great friend

  • @frostybrew13
    @frostybrew13 2 года назад +5

    Enough of the Burt talk save us all. Once a week there's a 10 minute clip about his drinking

  • @rogermoore00
    @rogermoore00 2 года назад +1

    Bert gonna outlive all comedians
    Cuz he is a machine

  • @bojangles1614
    @bojangles1614 2 года назад +5

    Joe “If He Wasn’t A Fat Fuck” Rogan

  • @MALVURN
    @MALVURN 2 года назад

    the dramatic music is perfect

  • @driprubies2464
    @driprubies2464 2 года назад +3

    In a different life He’s known as Bartholomew And invented the cure to everything, benches 1000lbs to warm up, and is married to Jennifer Lopez!

  • @mr_apk131
    @mr_apk131 2 года назад

    That barstool vid is the best ever. Actually hyped me up to haha

  • @emjay2911
    @emjay2911 2 года назад +4

    Tom Segura is the older version of Andrew Huberman

  • @ruthlessrude6014
    @ruthlessrude6014 2 года назад

    They care for Bert. Honest friends right here.

  • @braysway10
    @braysway10 2 года назад +3

    bert is a legit, raging alcoholic deep in denial

  • @dalibofurnell
    @dalibofurnell 2 года назад +1

    Joe's impression of Bert is awesome 👌 the speech I almost cried out of silent body moving laughter ah man you guys are awesome 🤟 shoutout to Tom I love the YMH podcast ❤️