For real. I understand life goes trough different fases, but staying silly and letting that testosterone out in a while wouldn't hurt modern man! Every group of friends older than 35 should build a secret club house haha.
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@@thememelord6510 you're not supposed to encourage cheating lol even if he wasn't part of the competition, that's a cheap and hollow way of getting a last rep in, and it should not be encouraged.
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@@verycalmgamer4090 exactly... they just Officially moved the "Sober October 'Over the Hill Bar' to 50.. JR being the Freak .009% who'll be the last man who could smash his national champion peak ass at 60.. With a little help of da Tes
Bert has not only Body Dysmorphia , but Fitness Dysmorphia! I love how every year Bert gets inside of Joes head so easily. It eats at joe till he just can’t take it and has to make him look like a fool. Which inadvertently is Bert’s comfort zone. 😂
@@MysticalPolymath did a drunken bench press contest with my brother-in-law and he said "if you do 10 I'll box you" pumped out ten and then some how the subject was changed 🤔 lol
@@YellowPenetrator push-up is not arched with your chest touching the ground, not the belly lol. Bert’s belly is protruding for like 40cm from his body, that’s a half push-up
To be fair, in Bert’s head his stomach is pretty tight, just a bit of a soft cushion on top of his abs, and would basically be flat if he didn’t have such a strong core.
@@grimshorts4834 depends on what you weigh. Little Asian dude I knew could do 120 in high school. But he probably weighed 120 lbs. (still hella impressive). Also Ari has super long arms with narrow shoulders. I’ve seen dudes built like that struggle hard with bench press.
joe is in such great shape, holy shit. dude pumped out 75 push ups without warm up or anything. lil stretch then boom, 75 push ups in a row. dude is a machine.
I'll take that as a complement. I'm no where near as strong as Joe and I'm an IT nerd. I can do a solid 60, 75 if I'm trying to pump then out as fast as possible. (Aka, not perfect firm) With that said, I'm also 31 and Joe is 55... So maybe I shouldn't be so proud. Lol
@@andrewhudak9946 so sick of people acting like you can just take hgh and it magically allows you to knockout 75 push-ups in a row. Joe is the way he is because he works out incredibly hard.
I like how Bert fully stopped and was done so Joe called out his pushups then claimed he only stopped because Joe said they weren't real pushups, lmaoo
@@ygkemosabi8280 nah what it actually is, is that they all said and put out to millions of people that Bert is “athletic” cause he can simply run fast or jump high. That’s the worst thing you can do to a friend because his ego shoots thru the roof and as you can see… he’s always in for a physical challenge. How the hell would anyone think in their mind they can beat Joe Rogan. Who was an actual athlete in his days would lose to a couch dad bod like Bert. Don’t ever tell your fat friends their athletic at heart.
@@MeroFTP what are you talking about? it's not about winning in a competition, it's more like excitatly sharing results of bloodwork: "look, I got 15! more than double of what I started at!" "I can do 33!" "I do 75!". he's not sad about losing because he doesn't participate to win. and motivating him to do more sport, further improve his output and have fun at competing with his bros is a very good thing to do, because otherwise he'd do no sport at all and just drink booze all day. I get what you're saying, you gotta stay realistic and don't lie to them, but I don't think that they hyped him up more than he deserves.
@Callan C if your gut is legitimately sagging tho then that becomes an issue. In theory a big gut should mean you can't do that many anyways but some people are strong but fat af (like me) so your gut will guaranteed touch before your nose/chest.
@@1993Redemption I mean yeah but he was telling that to rogan who clearly is pretty lean. If rogans gut touched the ground before his chest then he would be doing slightly cheated push ups
Last year around this time I decided to knock out 10000 push-ups for 2022. I figured 100 every 3 days would get me to my goal by the end of October. I was knocking out 5 sets of 25 every 3 days in January. Then moved that up to 5 sets of 30 starting in February. I had completed ten thousand push-ups by July 31st. The motivation was me turning 50 this year. Best of luck to everyone.
Ha, ha I am 62 and I bang out 10000 push-ups every ten days. I had serious injuries and survived crazy sheet, I am disabled vet at 60% rating. Your allmost at that threshold , your second year you will rapidly advance to 100 per set, it’s really no big deal, push-ups will not injure u, like other excersise. Just never stop, as long as you can do ‘em .
@@humungushumungus213 Nah push ups can injure you especially your shoulders. However i imagine being a vet has got you hammered into pretty solid form. Poor form on any exercise puts you at risk of injury
Dudes need to get back to being dudes w dudes. Pause. But your 100% right. If every kid who 🔫 up a public place had just 2 friends like this it would literally never happen. Change my mind.
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I think Bert just loves manipulating Joe by triggering him with silly comments and contests. Or.... maybe I'm giving Brett too much credit and thinking he would be smart enough to think of it.
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Bert's literally been drinking on Something's Burning Podcast almost every single time, and they even spoke about how he drinks wine WHILE he's been on the treadmill. xD
@@roelfjoubert1128 you can't cold turkey alcohol that's why. I've witnessed a wino do it in July covered in a wool blanket sweating bullets def opened my eyes as a teenager
@@roelfjoubert1128 He recorded those before the month though. Like he was talking about the Tim Dillon/ Whitney Cummings episode when they all met up at the beginning of October.
@Laili Krumm i think he's referring to an extremely heavy drinker quitting cold turkey. Alcohol withdrawal is especially dangerous in that it can literally kill
@@hyper550 It was because he was to the left behind some stuff. Joe was more to the right, they zoomed out for him and you could still barely see him. Cheater push ups are when you never go down far enough. Same with squats.
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My great grandfather lived to be 102. Up until he was 92 and his doctor told him to stop he would do 100 pushups in one set every morning as soon as he woke up then jog to the post office in an hilarious 1970's style red white and blue wind breaker jogging suit.
@@huyked yeah he went to the doctor and complained about chest pain. The doctor asked if it was random or happened around the same time every day. He said, "Oh it happens the exact same time every day. About the time I'm on my 30th push up in the morning." The doc said maybe he should quit doing push ups then.
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Bert is so damn delusional it's actually shocking. Like it's so bad his friends do double takes and ask if he's joking, because his confidence is SO OUTLANDISH
he came pretty close to the 40 he claimed to be able off, he wanted to see joe do double that, and probably didn't know he wasn't doing them perfectly. not much "delusion" here, in my opinion.
@@YellowPenetrator his initial statement was “Who do you think could do the most push-ups” when Joe said him, Burt clearly felt differently. Joe proposed the challenge to double it but that wasn’t Burt’s original point. He clearly believed he could compete. He’s sitting there talking about is *entirely* mental, which is absolutely delusion.
You're right, a real sober October is all mood altering substances.... The one thing that Joe doesn't promote is regulating your moods without ANY substances.
One of the guys that I trained with in Army basic training could pump out 120 in two minutes. He was a beast. The most I ever did was 80 in two minutes and that was exhausting. He would get up after doing 120 and still be breathing normally.
@@patrciaclemons8183 It's only strength when someone is too weak to do them, but if you're strong enough to where they're easy which everyone should be then it's mostly endurance. I heard that Americans are so unfit that only 50% can do even just one pushup which is kind of sad. I do one handed pushups which are a good strength exercise, especially if you're a big guy with a lot of muscle.
@@biocykle it's all about perspective. I know people who think walking a mile is a long way, yet I also know people who will do marathon distances 3 or 4 times a week. I'll pop you in the one mile category 😆
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I've seen older clips of Joe being a straight up asshole. You don't really see that side of him lately as he's gotten older and matured a little, but I felt like I caught a glimpse of it here as well.
Exactly, like that's the part that annoys me about Joe Everyone knows he can beat Bert, Bert knows he can beat him, Joe knows he can beat him, this isn't a real competition it's seeing who can do the most push-ups, but for some reason in Joe brain it always seems like his goal is to make sure the least capable one in the room (usually Bert) knows that they are Yeah, Bert has an ego and Joe is annoyed by it and wants to tear him down, it comes from Bert being more fit in his youth and not truly accepting his physical decline
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Lmao I like how Bert is like I thought a push up was when your belly touches the floor….. he gets in push up position and his belly is 3 centimeters of the ground extended.…..
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Took me 6 months and I got up to 100 pushups in a row. Then I made a vid and realized only after watching it that they were not real pushups, I wasn't going down far enough, but damn they felt real. Then I did real pushups and could only do about 48. Real pushups with proper form are way harder to do than fake half or 3/4 pushups.
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Bert's "good job Joe" and Joe's *extremely sincere and completely out of breath with a shit eating grin* "thanks" is amazing. Bert pushes Joe and Joe fucking *loves* it even if he acts like he doesn't. It's an amazing game.
For a guy who primarily earns his income by talking into a microphone… I respect doing 75. There are 1,000’s of office people out there that would struggle to a third of that. 💯
@@AntonioGonzalez-nc8tq RUclips channel Nick Symmonds just did a video where he pays random people on the street to do 1 pushup, and some people can’t even muster 1
Friends and I have been doing 1000 press ups and sit ups a week for 6 weeks. Gained 2 inches on my chest, an inch on my arms and can do 80+ in a row now.
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Joe has been waiting his whole life for someone to challenge him to a push up contest.
Thanks for the laugh! Good comment!
specially a fat drunk lol
He knew the day would come where he would have to prove his push up prowess, and he was proven right XD
75s a solid number.
Haha exactly what I was thinking
I like how quiet Tom was throughout the push-ups conversation. The lesson is if you know you can't do something, talk less
but don't feel intimidated. you don't need to participate in everything, but you can always improve :)
I'm sure his arm and nerves are still fucked from when he snapped it playing basketball with bert
Ears open, mouth shit, I mean shut
Tom usually has nothing funny to bring to any conversation
@@funnydonor9484 I disagree as do many people an find his personality entertaining. That is your own lowly opinion at yours alone. Good day
4 friends in their late 40s early 50s having a push-up contest is friendship goals
For real. I understand life goes trough different fases, but staying silly and letting that testosterone out in a while wouldn't hurt modern man! Every group of friends older than 35 should build a secret club house haha.
I agree. You know measuring your strength, getting your cocks out, playing a little, it’s all just boyish fun that captures the spirit of friendship
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Bert smoking a cigar before challenging Joe and losing a push-up contest is a real Jon Daley move
ya except jon daley wins
@@kikoredog lmao! Not really.
And John Daley can light a cigar properly.
Who is Jon Daley?
John Daly** and he doesnt challenge people people to bets when he knows he cant win. Hes many things but a fool isnt one of them.
Love how Bert cares the most about form yet has easily the worst form
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Uh can’t even see him
He’s lucky to have hair
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It’s because the fattest part of Burt is his ego 🤷🏻♂️
Bert encouraging Ari to rest at the bottom of a push-up instantly disqualifies Bert from a push-up competition.
Lmaoo that's the worst part
bert definitely rests his stomach on the ground at the bottom
Dude he was just trying to help him get one last rep out, he was being a bro, the competition was between joe Rogan and Bert
@@thememelord6510 you're not supposed to encourage cheating lol even if he wasn't part of the competition, that's a cheap and hollow way of getting a last rep in, and it should not be encouraged.
@@uhJerryJackson all I hear is plug talk coming from middleman
Honestly, im impressed with Ari. a 75 year old man doing that many push-ups is really good!
Especially since his people abhor manual labour
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I respect Ari for knowing his limits and still going for it. He probably progressed the most this year if he went from 4 to 15 push ups
Well yeah, that's nearly a 300% improvement
@@crazypeeps7218 Of course
@@crazypeeps7218 Common sense
Ari is also tall and lanky. Probably one of the worst body types for pushups with the long range of motion and not enough muscle
Joe jumped up so fast like he’d been waiting his whole life for this . 😂
“What you’ll do I’ll do double”😭🤣
He's insanely insecure that's why
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This entire video is the perfect example of what happens when guys get together with their friends. We actually do stuff like this
Yeah... not after mid 30's
They're close to 50..
Joe is only one a couple years past
guys being dudes?
@@verycalmgamer4090 exactly... they just Officially moved the "Sober October 'Over the Hill Bar' to 50..
JR being the Freak .009% who'll be the last man who could smash his national champion peak ass at 60..
With a little help of da Tes
RLLY?
Bert the fattest most out of shape one there acting like he’s the man is just so fucking delusional
I love how chill Tom always is lol putting up with Joe and Bert going back and forth all the time I bet
100%. Equal parts judging and caring for his friends. 😏
Yeah Tom never seems to lose his cool, or yell or do anything like that. He’s just chill
Bro this is all potential material for him. He welcomes it
Serial Killers are known for their lack of emotion
@@PurpleHazeVanNederlands Tom is a dangerous man
Bert has not only Body Dysmorphia , but Fitness Dysmorphia! I love how every year Bert gets inside of Joes head so easily. It eats at joe till he just can’t take it and has to make him look like a fool. Which inadvertently is Bert’s comfort zone. 😂
For real. Complete fitness dysphoria.
Love this lol this is how you know they're really friends, because them just hanging out turns into a push-up contest 😂
There challenge for sober October was to do 100 push ups everyday
Haha reminds me of a pull-up contest my friends and I drunkenly did on a ferry boat ride back from a party island after a bachelor party.
Somebody please make a video of Joe humping somebody
everytime i get drunk with my friends we inevitably do some kind of bench press or bicep curl contest lmao
@@MysticalPolymath did a drunken bench press contest with my brother-in-law and he said "if you do 10 I'll box you" pumped out ten and then some how the subject was changed 🤔 lol
Bert’s delusional confidence is on another level
he almost got the 40 pushups he claimed to be able of doing. and he didn't know that he wasn't doing them perfectly. what's delusional about that?
@@YellowPenetrator dude stop commenting this under everyone’s comment
@@YellowPenetrator push-up is not arched with your chest touching the ground, not the belly lol. Bert’s belly is protruding for like 40cm from his body, that’s a half push-up
made me chuckle at 4:43, Bert saying "to your belly" and not realizing what a handicap that is when his gut sticks out so far
To be fair, in Bert’s head his stomach is pretty tight, just a bit of a soft cushion on top of his abs, and would basically be flat if he didn’t have such a strong core.
Okay but Joe only managed to do 75 because Ari warmed up the floor for him.
how would that help exactly?
@@jakelish woooosh
yea okay explaine to me then how warm floors = more pushups
@@jakelish the floor is now warm and easier to push up… duhh
@@jakelish bro hes joking 😂 get with it brotha
Bert’s face when Joe says “ you don’t think I can do 80 push-ups?”
Lmao 😂
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Is a man who can only do 15 push ups even a man? 🤔
@Da Lat He could have pushed it to 80
@@grimshorts4834 depends on what you weigh. Little Asian dude I knew could do 120 in high school. But he probably weighed 120 lbs. (still hella impressive). Also Ari has super long arms with narrow shoulders. I’ve seen dudes built like that struggle hard with bench press.
@@grimshorts4834 I can only do 6
joe is in such great shape, holy shit. dude pumped out 75 push ups without warm up or anything. lil stretch then boom, 75 push ups in a row. dude is a machine.
Staying in shape is like half his job now. And like 85% of his interest. Really not that surprised
Does taking trt enhanced his performancem
I'll take that as a complement. I'm no where near as strong as Joe and I'm an IT nerd. I can do a solid 60, 75 if I'm trying to pump then out as fast as possible. (Aka, not perfect firm)
With that said, I'm also 31 and Joe is 55... So maybe I shouldn't be so proud. Lol
Lol. You must be easily impressed. None of those were actual push-ups. You actually need to put your chest to the floor. Joe didn’t do that 75 times 😂
@@byronbass1370 If you think that’s staying in shape, you must be VERY out of shape… dude smokes and drinks whiskey no way he’s “in shape” 😂
You can say what you want about Joe, but that man is in actual tip-top shape for his age.
thanks to his steroids
@@karsten_pl thanks to Joe's discipline.
@@WeirdSmellyMan and the HGH
@@andrewhudak9946 so sick of people acting like you can just take hgh and it magically allows you to knockout 75 push-ups in a row. Joe is the way he is because he works out incredibly hard.
@@WeirdSmellyMan and the testosterone enhancements
I like how Bert fully stopped and was done so Joe called out his pushups then claimed he only stopped because Joe said they weren't real pushups, lmaoo
orrrrr he holds his breathe when he does them and was stopping for air and then got called out for being fat so he stopped....
@@ygkemosabi8280 nah what it actually is, is that they all said and put out to millions of people that Bert is “athletic” cause he can simply run fast or jump high. That’s the worst thing you can do to a friend because his ego shoots thru the roof and as you can see… he’s always in for a physical challenge. How the hell would anyone think in their mind they can beat Joe Rogan. Who was an actual athlete in his days would lose to a couch dad bod like Bert. Don’t ever tell your fat friends their athletic at heart.
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@@MeroFTP what are you talking about? it's not about winning in a competition, it's more like excitatly sharing results of bloodwork: "look, I got 15! more than double of what I started at!" "I can do 33!" "I do 75!". he's not sad about losing because he doesn't participate to win. and motivating him to do more sport, further improve his output and have fun at competing with his bros is a very good thing to do, because otherwise he'd do no sport at all and just drink booze all day. I get what you're saying, you gotta stay realistic and don't lie to them, but I don't think that they hyped him up more than he deserves.
@@YellowPenetrator Joe literally said he won’t let Bert win in anything that’s against him 😂 what are you talking about ?
I love how Bert says to go to your stomach for a "full pushup" but has the largest gut of the 4 and only has to do quarter reps lmao
Not to mention youre supposed to be straight enough that your chest goes to the ground not your stomach lmao
@Callan C if your gut is legitimately sagging tho then that becomes an issue. In theory a big gut should mean you can't do that many anyways but some people are strong but fat af (like me) so your gut will guaranteed touch before your nose/chest.
@@1993Redemption I mean yeah but he was telling that to rogan who clearly is pretty lean. If rogans gut touched the ground before his chest then he would be doing slightly cheated push ups
@Callan C I was just saying on a side note that Bert is probably dealing with the strong fat guy problem when it comes to push ups
Exactly
I love how when Bert gets ready to do push-ups you see joe go into his killer mode 🤣
I love how Tom didn’t even attempt one 😂
I think his shoulder/arm is still fucked from his dunk attempt
Tom’s push up days are over I reckon. Defo don’t want to aggravate that arm.
He did some on Instagram at the beginning of October. Did a set of 20 with good form
Tom almost killed himself attempting a 4” vertical jump…😳
Can you imagine this being your life? Literally just getting paid to take to friends and do push ups while you work? Love it, freaking love it
I mean you can get paid to do push ups while you work, just drop and do a set every now and then
@@callanc3925 we literally do this at my job all the time lol
@@chriswaring3783 what about the fighting wars part?
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He also is a comedian and commentator
A clip of 75 push-ups non stop is actually really impressive
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lol not if you work out regularly
I loved how Joe said “I don’t care” then got serious when Bert mentioned he could do more push ups
Last year around this time I decided to knock out 10000 push-ups for 2022. I figured 100 every 3 days would get me to my goal by the end of October. I was knocking out 5 sets of 25 every 3 days in January. Then moved that up to 5 sets of 30 starting in February. I had completed ten thousand push-ups by July 31st. The motivation was me turning 50 this year. Best of luck to everyone.
Good for you! Way to set a goal for yourself and stick to it👍
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Wow that's really impressive!
Ha, ha I am 62 and I bang out 10000 push-ups every ten days. I had serious injuries and survived crazy sheet, I am disabled vet at 60% rating. Your allmost at that threshold , your second year you will rapidly advance to 100 per set, it’s really no big deal, push-ups will not injure u, like other excersise. Just never stop, as long as you can do ‘em .
@@humungushumungus213 Nah push ups can injure you especially your shoulders. However i imagine being a vet has got you hammered into pretty solid form. Poor form on any exercise puts you at risk of injury
The world would be a much better place if we ALL had friends like these that we could get together with.
I'm happy for everyone out there that does.
@@challelalle That's a little MUCH, lol!
On the condition,that I get to be the Tom
Real talk
Dudes need to get back to being dudes w dudes. Pause. But your 100% right. If every kid who 🔫 up a public place had just 2 friends like this it would literally never happen. Change my mind.
@@johngreene684 I won't try to change your mind Johnny because I agree with you 100%.
Men make the world function, and we watch each other's backs. Real friends won't let you ruin your life without three good tries and a possible ass-kicking.
Lmfaooo the look in Bert and Joe’s eyes when Bert says “good job joe” and joe says “thanks”
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Right! He’s like yeah I did that
I think Bert just loves manipulating Joe by triggering him with silly comments and contests. Or.... maybe I'm giving Brett too much credit and thinking he would be smart enough to think of it.
Watching joes body just fly up and down barely in the shot was hilarious 😂
Thought I was the only one haha! 😆
Haha! Same!
There is no way burt can do 40 pushups.
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He literally did 40 last week and has it on film. He goes to his belly so he has some help but his arms were at 90 degrees so I say they count.
He’s the fucking machine bro!!
@@DGRIFF what on his instagram? hahaha those were not pushups. he might aswell be doing knees down pushups
@@xlelliott7x this idiot said "aswell" while trying to insult someone else. This man does not keep them high and tight.
I love how ultimately this is a secret joke to get Bert to stop drinking for one month and nobody actually participates but bert 😂😂
Do you think Bert actually quit drinking? I’m not sure .. 😅
Bert's literally been drinking on Something's Burning Podcast almost every single time, and they even spoke about how he drinks wine WHILE he's been on the treadmill. xD
@@roelfjoubert1128 you can't cold turkey alcohol that's why. I've witnessed a wino do it in July covered in a wool blanket sweating bullets def opened my eyes as a teenager
@@roelfjoubert1128 He recorded those before the month though. Like he was talking about the Tim Dillon/ Whitney Cummings episode when they all met up at the beginning of October.
@Laili Krumm i think he's referring to an extremely heavy drinker quitting cold turkey. Alcohol withdrawal is especially dangerous in that it can literally kill
You can tell Tom doesn't even care about it but is still being supportive.
"How far down is a pushup? I thought your belly" - Bert
Hence why he thought he was doing real pushups, his stomach was grazing the ground LOL.
Bert’s push-ups are like bouncing on a space hopper
So if his stomach was even bigger he could do 1,000 without moving?
Bert barely did 15 real push-ups.
The second he said 40 I knew he would do them with bad form.
He really is a self aggrandizing idiot!
you can't even see them
@@tykeboy16 that’s the fucking point… If he did full push-ups you’d atleast see his head
with the: "good job Joe" reply Bart won, no two ways about it, I do not care how many they did, Bart won :D :D
@@hyper550 It was because he was to the left behind some stuff. Joe was more to the right, they zoomed out for him and you could still barely see him. Cheater push ups are when you never go down far enough. Same with squats.
“ I didn’t hurt myself, I was legitimately worried” 😂😂
I couldn't see Bert and I was like "Woah Bert wasn't kidding, he did freakin' 40+"
Joe: "None of them are real..."
oh, lol
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"three idiots and one super athletic taekwondo champion are in a room" " i wonder who can do the most push ups 🤔"
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I’m happy for ari. He’s genuinely happy about his 15. I love to see the progress 💯
Ari still looks high after that one Joey Diaz podcast
I love how Joe waited til Bert was finished before he told them none of his counted
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When Joe starts breaking down what specific push up techniques are allowed, you see Bert realize there's no going back now 😂
I wanna see all these guys on a Ninja Warrior course together during Sober October. Would make for some hilarious content
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Well, now that’s just swimmin’ with extra steps!
Yes but the OG course in Japan. None of this overly safe, padded, clean water American bs.
Thoughts go out to Brendan Schaub who became an alcoholic just to get an invite to sober October and STILL didn't get the call 🙏
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It's for comedians
Bro, Schaub is going to have you canceled on YT , sue you, then probably f**k your GF just for saying his name
It's crazy
@@shaneturner1809 lol
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Joe is a champ! 75 push ups straight 😮
0:36 "Whatever you do I'll do double" That's a cold line
Bro the way joe rogan keeps poppin up after each pushup is HILARIOUS LOL
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Lol
Lmao yea
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Joe's smirk and "thanks" at the end had me howling.
Joe just matched my pushup score I had in the Army at 22 years old. 😂
i had 247 keep in mind lot of manual labor since 12 years old
We’re you on gear in the army? No, you weren’t.
@@heffe4257 but he was also peak athletic age unlike Joe, science has created a very nice tradeoff in my opinion
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If you're talking about consecutive, non-stop, I call your bluff. The record is a verified 138 pushups in one minute.
@@ThePsicocat101 you don't gotta lie to kick it though, the time limit is 2 minutes 😂 you would have to be doing over 2 push-ups a second 😂
6:30 That look from Bert killed me
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The very end. That smile from Bert- “Good job Joe”
Big exhale and smile on Joes Face
“Thanks!”
Bert has the mentality of a college student, the body of a 50 yo truck driver and the comedy prowess of Brendan Schaub.
So you’re saying he’s the perfect specimen?
You don't find him funny? I definitely think he's funnier than Schaub
@@northgambit he's clearly funnier than Schaub, however a cancer diagnosis is also more funny than Schaub
And the self-proclaimed athletic potential of Tiger Woods
@@teaser874 maybe you just don't find him funny?
2:02 Tom's face/reaction at Ari getting up to obviously do the push-ups.
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lolol!
💀💀💀 I didn't even catch that
The point lmao
These 4 compliment each other so much, i want more
"I just don't find it fascinating so i tap out early." I totally get it Bert. I feel the same about you on podcasts.
When I was in the Army I would max my push-ups in the 2 minute spam, which was just over 70. This was extremely difficult even with practice lol
5:25 is what Rogans kids see when they accidentally walk in on play time with Mrs. Rogan
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My great grandfather lived to be 102. Up until he was 92 and his doctor told him to stop he would do 100 pushups in one set every morning as soon as he woke up then jog to the post office in an hilarious 1970's style red white and blue wind breaker jogging suit.
Stupid doctor told him to stop? Lame.
@@huyked yeah he went to the doctor and complained about chest pain. The doctor asked if it was random or happened around the same time every day. He said, "Oh it happens the exact same time every day. About the time I'm on my 30th push up in the morning." The doc said maybe he should quit doing push ups then.
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Hmm.
Thanks for answering my question.
epic!
How quiet Bert got was the best part lol and the cherry on top with the good job
That’s Mastercard priceless
supreme domination. too many people in his life give him a pass, so he thinks he's in good health oddly enough. look how fat his stomach is.
Joe's final "thanks" is hilarious.
I’m just casually watching a video of soon-to-be grandpas pumping out push ups 🍕
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I like seeing Bert’s smile turn into a fake smile once Joe passes him
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I’m confident you put a few guys in a room long enough, there will always be a push up competition
It happens at bars a surprisingly high amount
Bert is so damn delusional it's actually shocking. Like it's so bad his friends do double takes and ask if he's joking, because his confidence is SO OUTLANDISH
It’s worked out really well for him. Other than his liver
he came pretty close to the 40 he claimed to be able off, he wanted to see joe do double that, and probably didn't know he wasn't doing them perfectly. not much "delusion" here, in my opinion.
@@YellowPenetrator his initial statement was “Who do you think could do the most push-ups” when Joe said him, Burt clearly felt differently. Joe proposed the challenge to double it but that wasn’t Burt’s original point. He clearly believed he could compete. He’s sitting there talking about is *entirely* mental, which is absolutely delusion.
Should have included coffee and caffeine for sober October. The most used drug in the world.
Don’t forget sugar
What are the best drugs?
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You're right, a real sober October is all mood altering substances.... The one thing that Joe doesn't promote is regulating your moods without ANY substances.
@@patrickderequito5828 hell sugar is number one. Like coke
Holy fucking shit .
Y’all don’t know how insane 75 push ups is at that age
Joe does pushups so well they look like they are on a video loop
when bert is doing his push-ups you can’t even see his head come up even though he’s 4x the width of ari
One of the guys that I trained with in Army basic training could pump out 120 in two minutes. He was a beast.
The most I ever did was 80 in two minutes and that was exhausting. He would get up after doing 120 and still be breathing normally.
It's all endurance not strength
@@patrciaclemons8183 It's only strength when someone is too weak to do them, but if you're strong enough to where they're easy which everyone should be then it's mostly endurance. I heard that Americans are so unfit that only 50% can do even just one pushup which is kind of sad. I do one handed pushups which are a good strength exercise, especially if you're a big guy with a lot of muscle.
I love how they act so amazed that Joe could do that many pushups. He's like, a walking lump of muscle. Lok
75 half reps with wide stance. he's a cl0wn
75 is still a lot
@@biocykle not for someone who trains with heavy weight most days and takes numerous supplements/PEDs.
@@aaroningl No no, 75 is a lot of push-ups, period. You can't really claim it isn't. Of course you have to train in order to keep in such shape, duh
@@biocykle it's all about perspective. I know people who think walking a mile is a long way, yet I also know people who will do marathon distances 3 or 4 times a week.
I'll pop you in the one mile category 😆
Straight Italian work horse mode
Can’t say I’ve ever been more interested in seeing grown men doing push-ups
Tom is the most patient and confident of all these guys…he just sat back and let everyone have verbal diarrhea. Tom is my favorite.
He’s also physically the weakest
@@BigBoss30486 It was crazy Bert thought Tom could do more than him.
Tom was like "I'm not even gonna beat Ari"
@@JarthenGreenmeadowand look at him now😅💪
That one friend who doesnt say shit about your pushup form after the first one, but waits until your finished before saying they dont count
Man I love sober October, these four need to get together more often they make for such fun episodes
Bert kreischer could do 10 legitimate pushups, and that’s pushing it
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Bert's definition of range of motion is till your belly touches! Ha! 🤣
I love that Joe kept counting and in the end said they werent legit pushups
So much tension in the air! JR seemed to be out of patience with Bert 😂I seriously think it made Tom Segura feel a bit uncomfortable!
Yeah felt that to. To be fair I feel like I would lose my shit hanging around Bret also.
I've seen older clips of Joe being a straight up asshole. You don't really see that side of him lately as he's gotten older and matured a little, but I felt like I caught a glimpse of it here as well.
Bert puts boozing before EVERYTHING including his family. He calls it working hard on his career. 😅
“Don’t wanna open that box in my brain” look who you’re competing with you could be them at anything lying down way to set the bar
Exactly, like that's the part that annoys me about Joe
Everyone knows he can beat Bert, Bert knows he can beat him, Joe knows he can beat him, this isn't a real competition it's seeing who can do the most push-ups, but for some reason in Joe brain it always seems like his goal is to make sure the least capable one in the room (usually Bert) knows that they are
Yeah, Bert has an ego and Joe is annoyed by it and wants to tear him down, it comes from Bert being more fit in his youth and not truly accepting his physical decline
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I like Bert's delusional confidence.
Lmao I like how Bert is like I thought a push up was when your belly touches the floor….. he gets in push up position and his belly is 3 centimeters of the ground extended.…..
moneys on joe.... Bert is a beast tho with that kool-aid intake
Bert has never done 100 straight pushups
I swear Bert multiplied 33 x 2 on his iPhone calculator!
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Took me 6 months and I got up to 100 pushups in a row. Then I made a vid and realized only after watching it that they were not real pushups, I wasn't going down far enough, but damn they felt real. Then I did real pushups and could only do about 48. Real pushups with proper form are way harder to do than fake half or 3/4 pushups.
48 is great..Well done.
@@jd0604 Thanks, plus I was 48 yrs old at the time. 100 real pushups in a row is tough!
Once you elbow bends in a L shape. It’s a push-up
Yeah no point in doing anything other the full range of motion. Only person you cheat is your self.
The end when bert says "Good job Joe" and then Joe smiles at the approval is gets me
Ive never been more excited to see someone do push ups 😂
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Bert's "good job Joe" and Joe's *extremely sincere and completely out of breath with a shit eating grin* "thanks" is amazing.
Bert pushes Joe and Joe fucking *loves* it even if he acts like he doesn't. It's an amazing game.
This sort of podcast is what got me subscribed to JRE years ago. The busting balls and competitive guy talk are as real as it gets.
This is good but you should check out Andrew Tate's podcasts with his brother at Rumble, that's men competitiness on another level.
Bert is like Cartman posting pictures online saying he's ripped
For a guy who primarily earns his income by talking into a microphone… I respect doing 75. There are 1,000’s of office people out there that would struggle to a third of that. 💯
There are probably millions who cant do 10
@@liamrmorgans921 that makes me feel better knowing my number is 35
@@AntonioGonzalez-nc8tq RUclips channel Nick Symmonds just did a video where he pays random people on the street to do 1 pushup, and some people can’t even muster 1
@@AntonioGonzalez-nc8tq how many total over many sets?
@@niktve sure we can.
Joe looks like his image his just being dragged up and down when he's doing push-ups hahaha, he's so still and in good form
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I straight thought my man Bert was rackin em out then I died laughing when Joe called him out
Friends and I have been doing 1000 press ups and sit ups a week for 6 weeks. Gained 2 inches on my chest, an inch on my arms and can do 80+ in a row now.
Since watching JRE, the last 3 months mainly, I've started trying to improve my day to day life. Since doing so, I've had 4 suicides in my family, I myself got so close to ending it all. Long story short, this channel basically saved my life. I now drive a 2018 Chevrolet truck, got it for around $15k. Got a job where I do minimal work and get paid like $3k a month. So thanks for all the help, especially in better loving myself for once. Also lost 60 lbs can finally see the progress. 🙂😎🤑
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