Bert Kreischer Drinks A Gallon Of Kool-Aid A Day???? | 2 Bears 1 Cave Highlight

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  • How would you react if you found out your best friend started the day with half a gallon container of Kool-Aid, and that they drink between 1-1.5 gallons of it DAILY?
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  • @MrDdye29
    @MrDdye29 3 года назад +9811

    "What kind?"
    "Red"
    Legitimately an underrated part of this clip, answers it exactly how a 6 year old would lol

    • @larrymcjones
      @larrymcjones 3 года назад +149

      Dude I just bought a cool blue Gatorade and idk what the flavor is I just call it cool blue

    • @cordcd7
      @cordcd7 3 года назад +46

      That’s where I lost it

    • @mdhcccc
      @mdhcccc 3 года назад +29

      When u break down the different parts of the clip into levels of rating is when u have taken it too far

    • @RKrk-jj2li
      @RKrk-jj2li 3 года назад +5

      hahaha... I thought the same thing. I thought of my nephew....

    • @keysersoze3804
      @keysersoze3804 3 года назад +1

      mdhcccc 🙄

  • @ElAyDubleZee
    @ElAyDubleZee Год назад +4565

    The way he innocently says "Red" as if it's a flavor 🤣🤣

    • @jaycehoward2771
      @jaycehoward2771 Год назад +136

      Just like a 5 year old child would answer lmao! Kills me every time.

    • @toddharper2003
      @toddharper2003 Год назад +83

      And almost irritated, like, "Red, what else?"

    • @cleverusername9369
      @cleverusername9369 Год назад +40

      In fairness, Tom didn't ask what flavor, he just asked what kind

    • @ericschultz525
      @ericschultz525 Год назад +81

      koolaid is the only drink where the color is the flavor

    • @toast9965
      @toast9965 Год назад +38

      You never refer to Kool Aid by its actually flavor.

  • @JohnDoe-cj1cw
    @JohnDoe-cj1cw Год назад +2421

    Tom dying of laughter while saying "this is so much sugar" is the most dad thing ever.

    • @NateSchulte
      @NateSchulte Год назад +24

      That part lives rent free in my head, along with the rest of this clip

    • @steflift5165
      @steflift5165 Год назад +17

      1:20

  • @Twhyte96
    @Twhyte96 10 месяцев назад +631

    Tom almost let it slide but then let his intrusive thoughts win with just a “Kool aid?” And it gave us one of the greatest podcast clips in history

    • @Randomjackass135
      @Randomjackass135 2 месяца назад

      Greatest? Jesus Christ you people have the sense of humor I had when I was 8

    • @obama7855
      @obama7855 2 месяца назад +7

      ​​@@Randomjackass135what's your sense of humor then?

    • @nonago725
      @nonago725 Месяц назад +4

      ​@@Randomjackass135 it's sad that you lack joy in life

    • @bozokreso5555
      @bozokreso5555 28 дней назад +1

      ​@@obama7855 no guys, you dont understand, he is like soooo mature.

  • @DesertDweller1776
    @DesertDweller1776 3 года назад +9685

    “Good for that guy, he drinks a lot of water” get me every time

    • @dwightrichards3584
      @dwightrichards3584 2 года назад +23

      😂😂

    • @drsus0
      @drsus0 2 года назад +186

      “ i try to drink two every day” gets me…as if its what the doctor recommends lol!

    • @DesertDweller1776
      @DesertDweller1776 2 года назад +30

      @@drsus0 all docs suggest to drink two gallons of Kook-Aid A day lol

    • @toby2k75
      @toby2k75 2 года назад +19

      Lmao well technically bert is drinking alot of water😂😂

    • @NoblePineapples
      @NoblePineapples 2 года назад +37

      For me it's "You know how you don't realize how different you are until someone points it out?"

  • @spencermackel7800
    @spencermackel7800 3 года назад +3960

    “What flavor is it?”
    “Red.”
    HAHAHAHA

    • @quinnoconnor2605
      @quinnoconnor2605 2 года назад +66

      With a straight face lol

    • @Puggernuts
      @Puggernuts 2 года назад +19

      Better red than dead!

    • @mikopop
      @mikopop 2 года назад +29

      It's dumber, It's "What kind?" "red."

    • @markus2584
      @markus2584 2 года назад +9

      @@Puggernuts said the guy with the pokemon playlist lmao

    • @Puggernuts
      @Puggernuts 2 года назад +16

      @@markus2584 Lol it's a south park reference dude.. and pokemon kicks ass 🤘

  • @bskbskbskbskbsk
    @bskbskbskbskbsk 8 месяцев назад +204

    “It’s low calorie Kool-Aid.”
    “Yeah, no, most doctors recommend it.” 💀
    I’m dead.

    • @markenriquez625
      @markenriquez625 3 месяца назад

      the best part is they don't sell low-calorie kool-aid, the packet is just flavoring, and you add sugar to it that is the calories, so he is just totally delusional just like his alcoholism lol

  • @Monarch-jb8vi
    @Monarch-jb8vi Год назад +1228

    "You never realize how different you are until someone points it out" hits really close to home

  • @radmanstan413
    @radmanstan413 3 года назад +28382

    Bert lives like how a kid would imagine being an adult is like

    • @alifelesstoxic1253
      @alifelesstoxic1253 3 года назад +260

      I know Right 😂

    • @dtsnyder12
      @dtsnyder12 3 года назад +394

      super underrated comment

    • @benjones6030
      @benjones6030 3 года назад +212

      Are we sure Bert hasn't messed around with a Zoltar machine?

    • @Aribbonofsoundmen
      @Aribbonofsoundmen 3 года назад +41

      @@dtsnyder12 literally not "underrated" you chump.

    • @sansfreedom1629
      @sansfreedom1629 3 года назад +61

      @@Aribbonofsoundmen Swear someone says that under any half funny comment

  • @nyastclair8174
    @nyastclair8174 3 года назад +4906

    The guy laughing maniacally off in the distance the whole time is the cherry on top.

    • @jakehunter8341
      @jakehunter8341 3 года назад +170

      The *RED* on top.

    • @dininelbourne
      @dininelbourne 3 года назад +100

      Fucking precisely. That guy makes this whole thing next level.

    • @ctand91
      @ctand91 2 года назад +4

      The soundboard laugh?

    • @carmenporter7087
      @carmenporter7087 2 года назад +123

      @@ctand91 That's not a soundboard... it's Nadav aka Blueban, the show's producer.

    • @callumhill3758
      @callumhill3758 2 года назад +1

      It's a sound board, its added into loads of these and YMH

  • @mandelbomb99
    @mandelbomb99 Год назад +599

    The funniest part is that Bert doesn’t actually get why Tom’s laughing so hard, but he’s laughing cause Tom is laughing.

    • @Gnossiene369
      @Gnossiene369 7 месяцев назад

      That is the sad part... dude is a moron, and dying, laughing.

    • @casedistorted
      @casedistorted 4 месяца назад +3

      Bert is laughing cuz he knows it will get him views

  • @GetOffTheLawn
    @GetOffTheLawn Год назад +175

    When Bert doubled down with " I try to drink two of them everyday." LMFAO

  • @AD-df5tm
    @AD-df5tm 2 года назад +9331

    I love how Tom is laughing at how fucking absurd Bert is and Bert is just laughing because Tom is laughing.

    • @OverAchi3ver
      @OverAchi3ver 2 года назад +189

      thats the beauty of it

    • @odditt9159
      @odditt9159 2 года назад +117

      True Friends

    • @jessicagiardullo4209
      @jessicagiardullo4209 2 года назад +84

      I love how red they both get when they laugh. Like their whole head is beat red lol

    • @climatixseuche
      @climatixseuche 2 года назад +82

      and we all are laughing because they are laughing btw. how high are we?

    • @jurgenp.2408
      @jurgenp.2408 2 года назад +17

      They both seem so kind hearted in a very equal way. Good people..

  • @aesopivan
    @aesopivan 2 года назад +6296

    They way he says “Red” he sounds like a child and doesn’t see anything wrong with drinking that much koolaid😂

    • @alexjones7043
      @alexjones7043 2 года назад +234

      It’s also that he makes it out like it’s a really important part of the day and he doesn’t even know the flavour. Just the colour it is. That’s fucking hilarious.

    • @belindakaut6212
      @belindakaut6212 2 года назад +8

      why narc hahahahha jesus

    • @eljoelo2459
      @eljoelo2459 2 года назад +3

      @@ORiOh4582 LMAO

    • @devinallinson4824
      @devinallinson4824 2 года назад +2

      @@ORiOh4582 IM DEAD A FUCKING NARC 😂

    • @VXBAKER
      @VXBAKER 2 года назад +18

      @@alexjones7043 Well to be fair kool aid pretty much only has one flavor in different colors.

  • @VeMi1337
    @VeMi1337 Год назад +896

    To people who don't listen normally, the thing you have to realize, since the very beginning when they started this podcast in episode one and every single episode onwards they always, at some point of the show, talk about health, Burt's crazy fitness routines and how he is trying to lose weight. Also, Tom usually doesn't laugh very often as he is the more calm and collected person. Burt's crazy Kool aid intake really came out of nowhere and makes him look crazy when thinking about how much he talks about health.

    • @brancracker
      @brancracker Год назад +123

      Even better, 1 or 2 episodes before this Bert had said that he felt people who like ice cream are childish lol

    • @deezyD93
      @deezyD93 Год назад +8

      @@brancrackerhahaha I forgot that part 😂

    • @BattleBladeWarrior
      @BattleBladeWarrior Год назад +32

      Its true, tom sometimes puts off serial killer vibes, with how serious he can be, so seeing him flat out lose it was just great. Makes sense though, considering what you mentioned. Probably did not see that coming at all XD

    • @thisusedtobemyrealname7876
      @thisusedtobemyrealname7876 Год назад +9

      I'm Finnish and we don't have kool aid here. Quick googling revealed that if he indeed drinks "low calorie" kool aid it looks like it does not have carbs. Which is strange since maltodextrin is in there which I think is just carbs. Can anyone clarify if this is correct since I cant believe the amount of sugar he consumes everyday if he drinks 120 oz (3.6 litres!) Of regular kool aid everyday.

    • @BattleBladeWarrior
      @BattleBladeWarrior Год назад +9

      @@thisusedtobemyrealname7876 Yea, even if his calories are low, the amount of sugar must be insane. They saw when you over consume substances though, your body builds up a tolerance, so it might not even do anything for him, hence why he guzzles so much.

  • @jefryaye1017
    @jefryaye1017 Год назад +1255

    Does anyone else come back this episode just to have a laugh once in a while. I love you guys

  • @SHEEMBA
    @SHEEMBA 3 года назад +4017

    That genuine "red" answer got me

    • @str8cash113
      @str8cash113 3 года назад +115

      "what flavor"? RED! LOL priceless

    • @josephlittlefield2313
      @josephlittlefield2313 3 года назад +126

      “Blue is not a flavor.” “Oh, blue blast? Give it here.”
      -Michael Scott

    • @REAPER3fitty
      @REAPER3fitty 3 года назад +9

      That's how you say it

    • @richliving1619
      @richliving1619 3 года назад +38

      Red or purple. Those are the only acceptable answers to what kool-aid you’re drinking.

    • @Dannyjedge
      @Dannyjedge 3 года назад +10

      Joseph Littlefield “how many filet o’fishes did you eat?” “That’s three or four months worth, Ryan”

  • @danakendall282
    @danakendall282 2 года назад +3465

    Bert's laugh sounds like some type of prehistoric sea bird dying slowly in the tar pits.

  • @davisd3928
    @davisd3928 6 месяцев назад +75

    Tom's goose honk laugh at 0:49 brings me pure joy

  • @wealthedge
    @wealthedge Год назад +371

    Tom trying to calm himself down with “….it’s so much Kool Aid…” is SLAYING ME.

  • @daves984
    @daves984 3 года назад +3341

    Tom's crying because he just realized his best friend is a 10 yr old boy

    • @markh3684
      @markh3684 3 года назад +22

      Tom's crying because 20mg Tom just realized his best friend is a 10 yr old boy

    • @daves984
      @daves984 3 года назад +28

      @@hamschh you are mistaken, you are missing it entirely. Bert is a bit! He is a character. That is him I wouldn't second guess that he drinks a gallon of koolaid a day and doesn't think anything is wrong with that.

    • @krazyk3842
      @krazyk3842 3 года назад +2

      Just realized I think he knew that lmao. He doesn't shower, doesn't brush his teeth, and have you seen his clothes in the tour bus lmao.

    • @no-gc6xd
      @no-gc6xd 3 года назад +6

      Or realizing his best friend only has a handful of years left on earth

    • @krazyk3842
      @krazyk3842 3 года назад +1

      @@no-gc6xd omfg

  • @fightclubswag
    @fightclubswag 3 года назад +4673

    Bert literally drinks almost a pound of sugar in kool-aid every single day AND showers in a pool. How is he not being studied by Jane Goodall

    • @ShawnHodgins
      @ShawnHodgins 3 года назад +190

      Too few humans have evolved far enough to appreciate your point.

    • @philocalypso
      @philocalypso 3 года назад +41

      Knowing bert its probably sugar free

    • @roryvonmeyer2643
      @roryvonmeyer2643 3 года назад +83

      How the hell do you "shower in the pool"? Does Bert bring shampoo, conditioner, body wash and whatever else into a pool with him and bathe?

    • @KiteAndKeyProductions
      @KiteAndKeyProductions 3 года назад +36

      @@roryvonmeyer2643 yes

    • @roryvonmeyer2643
      @roryvonmeyer2643 3 года назад +64

      @@KiteAndKeyProductions this guy is barely human

  • @Simply_marryy
    @Simply_marryy Год назад +315

    The double take Tom gives in the beginning gets me every time 😂

  • @normanjouett2792
    @normanjouett2792 Год назад +157

    The way Tom calmly says "take me through your morning" will always kill me.

  • @selfmadenewbie
    @selfmadenewbie Год назад +3686

    The way he says “I’ve gotta do two a day,” like he’s fulfilling some kind of prescribed nutritional requirement. 😂

    • @zedc6072
      @zedc6072 Год назад +39

      yeah like its for its health

    • @jamx_1276
      @jamx_1276 Год назад +63

      Hey that's what probably keeps the alcohol from killing him

    • @jumpingilly732
      @jumpingilly732 Год назад +13

      He says he tries to

    • @brucedoyle4055
      @brucedoyle4055 Год назад +6

      I mean how else does he keep in shape

    • @teeell3712
      @teeell3712 Год назад +17

      @@jumpingilly732 which is funnier. really working to fit that in. Goal set.

  • @snoop4470
    @snoop4470 2 года назад +4552

    I come back every few months to watch this. I love it so much. "I try to drink two everyday" like it's part of some diet.

    • @bradymoore7675
      @bradymoore7675 Год назад +49

      That’s the part that got me 😂😂

    • @spjr99
      @spjr99 Год назад +40

      me justfiying drinking iced tea all day because its basically water

    • @krishaneWDssc
      @krishaneWDssc Год назад +9

      Every few months, this is the 15th tome watching this month

    • @thesupreme8062
      @thesupreme8062 Год назад +11

      @@spjr99 I mean as long as you dont put much sugar into it

    • @TexasTimelapse
      @TexasTimelapse Год назад +9

      I do the same when I need a good laugh. It never lets me down.

  • @Mikemikemike131
    @Mikemikemike131 Год назад +221

    At 4:20 Tom just looks at Bert completely baffled and shakes his head because his best friend drinks a gallon of kool-aid a day and doesn't think twice about it

  • @justinehly2488
    @justinehly2488 Месяц назад +2

    The way Tom takes a sip after they stop laughing, and immediately starts laughing again because it's good.🤣

  • @JonSudano
    @JonSudano 2 года назад +13906

    I need a guy to cackle wildly in the background at everything I say, for my mental health

    • @scottg1942
      @scottg1942 2 года назад +68

      Agreed

    • @MiniMagit
      @MiniMagit 2 года назад +83

      Youre the last guy I expected to see in these comments, I love your videos man

    • @Hillybolly609
      @Hillybolly609 2 года назад +16

      Somebody once told me

    • @jinglemyberries866
      @jinglemyberries866 2 года назад +63

      who is that guy who always laughs in the background he has a very contagious laughter

    • @neaituppi7306
      @neaituppi7306 2 года назад +4

      I need two, just so I know the first wasn't just laughing from a Kool-Aid sugar buzz.

  • @Bugattiman9999
    @Bugattiman9999 2 года назад +2171

    Bert’s matter of fact “RED” answer is just precious 😆🤣😂😅

    • @ILOVEGOOOOOOLD
      @ILOVEGOOOOOOLD 2 года назад +25

      Lmaoo was looking for this comment. How confident he is in his answer

    • @michaelgeeslin7731
      @michaelgeeslin7731 2 года назад +24

      My favorite part, besides Toms inital “you’re drinking…a fucking….64oz….(cannot finish)

    • @Lemmonjello416
      @Lemmonjello416 2 года назад +11

      I like that they both turn a deeper shade of red than the coolaid

    • @sctkarter1111
      @sctkarter1111 2 года назад +18

      He’s literally a child in adult form. Most rational adults say “cherry, strawberry, etc”

    • @traviscoates6878
      @traviscoates6878 2 года назад +2

      Duh! What else is there?

  • @rafaelmarquez8886
    @rafaelmarquez8886 5 месяцев назад +24

    5:18 “Then I get in the pool, I shower in the pool” lmao 🤣

  • @gapjunction11
    @gapjunction11 Год назад +436

    After watching it a hundred times, I just realised for the first time ever that at 2:02 Bert is farting from laughing so hard.

  • @FattyMateo
    @FattyMateo 3 года назад +847

    "you know how you never realize how different you are until someone points it out"?
    Good bless Bert, he's so innocent

    • @jwm6314
      @jwm6314 2 года назад +7

      Like Christina learning you can dry yourself with a towel before you get dressed...

    • @michaeltonikov
      @michaeltonikov 2 года назад +8

      He's so sweet. Literally, SO MUCH SUGAR

    • @arnoldhernandez1910
      @arnoldhernandez1910 2 года назад

      @@jwm6314 tf 😂

  • @skonka8503
    @skonka8503 3 года назад +2411

    "dude that's 25g of sugar per serving!"
    "Yeah, but look at the Vitamin C"
    😂

    • @aceisgreat2008
      @aceisgreat2008 3 года назад +79

      The genuine disappointed look on Tom's face in immediate response to that really got me hahaha 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kamikazeeOG
      @kamikazeeOG 3 года назад +26

      "Yeah, that's true"

    • @moronfromouterspace2972
      @moronfromouterspace2972 3 года назад +1

      😂

    • @aceisgreat2008
      @aceisgreat2008 3 года назад +12

      6:46 btw in case anyone wants to go right to it 😂😂😂

    • @timcombs558
      @timcombs558 3 года назад +2

      its low sugar Kool AId!!!!

  • @armanarmadillo
    @armanarmadillo Год назад +104

    I've only laughed as hard as these two with my friend who's since passed from a heart attack. We were getting high in my office and watching this random funny show, and we both laughed for 45 minutes straight. By the time we calmed down, we weren't even high anymore, and I felt physically ill. RIP Big Arm.

    • @EraserTraceur
      @EraserTraceur Год назад

      Bless.
      Wait, getting high in an office? Lul.

    • @armanarmadillo
      @armanarmadillo Год назад +2

      @I Gonna Be Neenja Ah, yeah man. I was a 21 year old kid that got lucky enough to run a small business but I was also an irresponsible pot head that liked to hang out with friends after work. So we'd smoke blunts and chill in my office lol.

    • @EraserTraceur
      @EraserTraceur Год назад

      @@armanarmadillo haha u goated for that

    • @wyattpurpp
      @wyattpurpp 5 месяцев назад

      Same. Getting high with a buddy watching Without a Paddle and rewinding the part in the hospital parking lot at least 45 times.
      Big ups and love to ya homie.

  • @spockolenbrander256
    @spockolenbrander256 Год назад +76

    Tom genuinely thought he was joking at first until he poured the Kool Aid

  • @Vorusen
    @Vorusen 3 года назад +2168

    "If you're a grown man eating ice cream your life is out of control" Says the man who takes baths in the pool and TRIES to drink a gallon of Kool-Aid a day.

  • @talkingmudcrab718
    @talkingmudcrab718 3 года назад +2141

    Bert literally didn't realize how ridiculous the concept of drinking a gallon of Kool-Aid a day was until Tom lost his shit. Let that sink in.

    • @ReeferSmoker
      @ReeferSmoker 3 года назад +35

      @mamamia88 even a pack of that shit is awful for you

    • @ReeferSmoker
      @ReeferSmoker 3 года назад +32

      @@Sigrafix he's just replacing addictions, it's like stopping crack but switching to full time eating

    • @Sigrafix
      @Sigrafix 3 года назад

      @@ReeferSmoker I don't see how you can be addicted to kool aid tho.. Lol.

    • @ReeferSmoker
      @ReeferSmoker 3 года назад +32

      @@Sigrafix sugar, hello? It triggers the release of serotonin its why fat people get fatter by the day

    • @karabinjr
      @karabinjr 3 года назад +2

      sugar-free kool aid is 5 calories per serving actually

  • @litseagull554
    @litseagull554 6 месяцев назад +13

    Tom laughed uncontrollably for damn near 4 minutes straight. Thats a great start to the day

  • @mitchellfeldman273
    @mitchellfeldman273 Месяц назад +3

    Tom rolling his eyes and shaking his head when Bert says "i shower in the pool" at 5:20 is so freaking funny like hes thinking "jesus im friends with a literal manchild" 😂😂😂

  • @John_Notmylastname
    @John_Notmylastname 2 года назад +2667

    Just think if Bert had never said “Let me take a little sip of Kool-Aid” we would not have this moment. I wonder how much longer it would have gone that nobody knew he was drinking Kool-aid the entire time?

    • @executioner_ecgbert884
      @executioner_ecgbert884 2 года назад +76

      I loved that moment of confusion from Tom before he realizes

    • @topramen5344
      @topramen5344 2 года назад +9

      @@user-dx7yu1pm2i I feel the same way since those cups are just there, but the laughter and reactions don’t seem fake at all

    • @wasteman9548
      @wasteman9548 2 года назад +6

      @@user-dx7yu1pm2i i feel like bert may have planned it but tom didnt know, those reactions were way too genuine

    • @maryannpeterson7292
      @maryannpeterson7292 2 года назад

      @@executioner_ecgbert884 p

    • @maryannpeterson7292
      @maryannpeterson7292 2 года назад

      @@executioner_ecgbert884 p

  • @marios3202
    @marios3202 3 года назад +2911

    Bert is like what happens when you give a 12 year old a million dollars..

    • @brando847
      @brando847 3 года назад +78

      Literally the Blank Check kid grown up

    • @-cali-gbpacker559
      @-cali-gbpacker559 3 года назад +4

      No sh*t 🤣

    • @poppinboppin7250
      @poppinboppin7250 2 года назад +20

      @@-cali-gbpacker559 thanks for the censor. Bad words hurt my feelings.

    • @lyndacork2821
      @lyndacork2821 2 года назад +1

      Lol. Good one!

    • @MK-573
      @MK-573 2 года назад +1

      @@poppinboppin7250 damn a light roast! He silly goose though

  • @rhysobrien2439
    @rhysobrien2439 Год назад +39

    I think I've watched this 100 times and it's still hilarious.
    "People walk around and they're like, good for that guy. He drinks a lot of water!"

  • @adamrivera8550
    @adamrivera8550 Год назад +236

    If Bert said “Let me take a sip of this.” Instead of “Koolaid”, this moment wouldn’t exist.
    Let that sink in.

    • @comdrive3865
      @comdrive3865 Год назад

      It's a moment, but moments like these aren't rare if you put the right people with the right vibes in the same room

    • @comdrive3865
      @comdrive3865 Год назад

      @Dave Lane you probably mean well to correct him but the "grow up" at the end is unnecessary. makes you look like an asshole. lmao.

    • @andrewjohnson588
      @andrewjohnson588 Год назад +3

      Even after Bert says it, Tom almost lets it go. He does a double take and you can almost see him debating whether to say anything.

    • @getgle
      @getgle Год назад +1

      @Dave Lane 🤓

    • @liamk1610
      @liamk1610 Год назад

      ​@Dave Lane You don't have to be this guy.

  • @dj1slandboy
    @dj1slandboy 3 года назад +1677

    “Good for that guy. He drinks a lot of water”
    That’s the shit that go so hard

  • @MCRmechanic
    @MCRmechanic 2 года назад +817

    I think it's so hilarious to Tom because he's probably been watching Bert drink out of that thing for months thinking "Wow, this guy drinks a lot of water. That's great." only to finally discover that he has been drinking kool-Aid the entire time. In that context it's so much funnier to me haha.

    • @tiktokuser8498
      @tiktokuser8498 2 года назад +8

      taken. tom says that on 1:41

    • @joelanderson839
      @joelanderson839 2 года назад +6

      And on top of that, this was during a time in the show (and just in Bert & Tom’s friendship) when every week it seemed like we found out a new unhealthy or gross things that Bert does. Pool showering, wiping his ass with his hands, drinking wine on the treadmill, etc. and it all reached a climax in this clip. It’s so beautiful hahaha

    • @MrMetalhorse
      @MrMetalhorse 2 года назад +6

      @@joelanderson839 He does fucking what? WIPE WITH HIS HANDS?!! When did he say that? Do you have a link? can you elaborate? I NEED ANSWERS

    • @everybodyhateschrismania7970
      @everybodyhateschrismania7970 2 года назад

      How has he not have a heart attack

    • @everybodyhateschrismania7970
      @everybodyhateschrismania7970 2 года назад +1

      @@MrMetalhorse right

  • @DavidMarksmen1992
    @DavidMarksmen1992 7 месяцев назад +22

    Anyone else come back to watch this once a month and laugh as hard as the first time?

  • @av0976
    @av0976 Год назад +12

    3:40 not Bert sounding like Pennywise when he laughs😂

  • @thealphabeaver298
    @thealphabeaver298 3 года назад +2102

    Tom "what kind"
    Bert "Red."
    Respect burt, the hood sees you.

  • @VictoryVII
    @VictoryVII 3 года назад +1829

    Bert doesnt realize the reason he's sweating is because his blood sugar is through the fucking roof

    • @igotanM16
      @igotanM16 2 года назад +121

      And his blood pressure is probably high asf also. That's why he turned red so quickly.

    • @ojc8203
      @ojc8203 2 года назад +18

      Good old American ignorance! Ppl don’t know that leanest beef has 25%of fat and put butter on it and eat it with potato of different kind

    • @RusticVisuals
      @RusticVisuals 2 года назад +27

      @@ojc8203 is that the leanest? Is it a mislabeling thing or what? Because at the comissary here theres a lotta 93%

    • @angelgjr1999
      @angelgjr1999 2 года назад +54

      I’m genuinely impressed Bret Chrysler is still alive

    • @daddydankmemes6260
      @daddydankmemes6260 2 года назад +8

      @@ojc8203 I've seen 90% lean beef and you can get higher if you're willing to pay for it

  • @erikcruz5465
    @erikcruz5465 10 месяцев назад +13

    Showed this to my 10 & 7 yr olds. We all were howling. I read a comment somewhere that said “Bert lives life the way a child thinks adults live” or something like that. So true.

  • @peterogrodnick5693
    @peterogrodnick5693 Год назад +58

    Tom Segura has one of the best laughs I’ve ever heard. It’s contagious as all hell 😂

  • @DCfreerunner
    @DCfreerunner 3 года назад +1373

    I no longer think drinking alcohol is the reason Bert has high blood pressure

    • @erikmichael1901
      @erikmichael1901 3 года назад +43

      Real talk. 64 oz of Tito’s might be healthier. Cuz you sure as heck ain’t drinking all 64 oz nor a second jug.

    • @BrandonM7777
      @BrandonM7777 3 года назад +18

      there's a 100% chance that koolaid has vodka in it, so it's still both.

    • @AxelQC
      @AxelQC 3 года назад +6

      That's 640 calories of pure sugar in that bottle.

    • @eks9225
      @eks9225 3 года назад +1

      @@AxelQC 800

    • @yoshibeats5663
      @yoshibeats5663 Год назад +2

      @@BrandonM7777 I think Tom would have mentioned it when he tasted it. I bet it's just Coolaid

  • @thosearepinklemons
    @thosearepinklemons 3 года назад +515

    The more we find out about Bert, the more I'm surprised he's still alive.

    • @Seamalicous
      @Seamalicous 3 года назад +45

      I've definitely switched from 'how is that guy so fat?' to 'how does he weigh under 500 pounds'

    • @Greeezy
      @Greeezy 3 года назад +3

      Mickey Mantle gene baby

  • @t.n.2297
    @t.n.2297 Год назад +78

    I have started a ritual where I watch this every morning so I can laugh stupidly and it just sets the mood for the day. I’m so much happier after laughing along with this nonsense.

  • @BobbyDigital59
    @BobbyDigital59 3 года назад +1334

    The worst part is him “trying to drink 1 or 2 more of these” like it’s for his health

    • @spyczech
      @spyczech 3 года назад +92

      When said "trying to" I was sent into orbit 🤣

    • @kusucks991
      @kusucks991 3 года назад +16

      @@spyczech I'm so glad I'm not the only one that keeps getting stuck on that HAHA, "I *try to* drink 2 a day"

    • @IntensePeppers
      @IntensePeppers 3 года назад +6

      You mean best part

    • @Squirrelconga
      @Squirrelconga 3 года назад +1

      I heard it that way too!!!! 😂

    • @JJM2222
      @JJM2222 3 года назад +22

      "look at the vitamin c though"

  • @madecl21
    @madecl21 3 года назад +1678

    Sincerely I don't think Bert understands why Tom's laughing that much

    • @NaruBrilu
      @NaruBrilu 3 года назад +206

      Lmao he doesnt have that much self-awareness so most likely not

    • @EvanSaltare
      @EvanSaltare 3 года назад +231

      I was waiting for him to let slip through the crying laughter, "you're definitely going to die soon".

    • @biglicker4473
      @biglicker4473 3 года назад +64

      Lmao Bert even says he drinks a certain amount of it to balance the water he drinks. dude has a daily intake of cherry kool-aid he must consume im freaking howling i love this dude

    • @adamjamestattoos
      @adamjamestattoos 3 года назад +16

      He has no clue. Haha

    • @willmach
      @willmach 3 года назад +70

      While Bert is an idiot, sometimes nothing is funnier than watching your friends lose their shit laughing

  • @elitetilinguk3757
    @elitetilinguk3757 Год назад +22

    The thing I love about this type of comedy is they didn’t even make a joke. Almost seven and a half minutes of solid side splitting laughter. As Frank Carson would say…”it’s the way you tell ‘em”

  • @Ron.316
    @Ron.316 Год назад +21

    To think what Bert said already went past him and he had to go back and process it. Then asks "Kool Aid?..."😂

  • @chaddt
    @chaddt 3 года назад +835

    Double iced coffee: ✅
    “Run” “4” “miles”: ✅
    “Shower” in the pool: ✅
    64oz yeti tumbler of Kool Aid: ✅

    • @leemiera84
      @leemiera84 3 года назад +18

      *hydro flask

    • @obesebird
      @obesebird 3 года назад +15

      *2 64 oz kool aids

    • @wrizzy9393
      @wrizzy9393 3 года назад +39

      Don’t forget he skips brushing his teeth and just uses a water pick. I can’t believe that his wife can stand all of this 😂😂😂😂. Dirty country girl

    • @johntetzler1662
      @johntetzler1662 3 года назад +1

      *growler

    • @allianceofsteel
      @allianceofsteel 3 года назад +4

      @@wrizzy9393 awful white teeth for a water pick though

  • @matthewsmith3649
    @matthewsmith3649 3 года назад +1178

    Bert is how I imagine a real life Homer Simpson would be.

    • @mattsmith7962
      @mattsmith7962 3 года назад +6

      Brother

    • @jf3130
      @jf3130 3 года назад +10

      Florida is full of Homers

    • @vampire361
      @vampire361 3 года назад +6

      I never thought of that till now. Thank you for opening my eyes.

    • @doodooswaggy3825
      @doodooswaggy3825 3 года назад +2

      Homer was funny

    • @wgorham93
      @wgorham93 3 года назад

      except dumber

  • @filenotfound_2416
    @filenotfound_2416 10 месяцев назад +15

    I love that you can see Tom’s tears welling up in his eyes, like he’s genuinely laughing so damn hard lmao. This clip is legendary

  • @andrescortez9625
    @andrescortez9625 3 месяца назад +2

    I watch this whenever I need a good laugh. 7 minutes later, the world doesn’t seem so dark. Cheers, lads.

  • @ballconei4879
    @ballconei4879 3 года назад +1687

    Tom normally only laugh's like this during the final moments of his victims death spasms.

    • @KrikZ32
      @KrikZ32 3 года назад +93

      In a way that's what this is

    • @jasondraughon8825
      @jasondraughon8825 3 года назад +24

      KrikKiller possibly the best reply that was possible.

    • @antonioguzman2805
      @antonioguzman2805 3 года назад +9

      Nothing better than a fresh kill.

    • @SinSeared
      @SinSeared 3 года назад +4

      @ballconei is that a nutsack on an icecream cone

    • @sansfreedom1629
      @sansfreedom1629 3 года назад +3

      @@SinSeared Yes, yes it is.

  • @theCitizenholmes
    @theCitizenholmes 3 года назад +576

    The high pitched squeal is how Bert attracts local dogs to mate with.

    • @apatel922
      @apatel922 3 года назад +2

      *with him

    • @unchainedpapabear4517
      @unchainedpapabear4517 3 года назад +1

      At least ya heard it ya dirty dog😂

    • @theCitizenholmes
      @theCitizenholmes 3 года назад +4

      @@apatel922 I'm not sure YMH RUclips comments about Bert fucking dogs are where you go to find examples of proper use of prepositional phrases, my guy.

    • @rymichaeldudeguy65
      @rymichaeldudeguy65 3 года назад +2

      1:36

    • @8kigana
      @8kigana 3 года назад +1

      You mean like a Hyena and monkey going at it laugh.

  • @mylesmontgomery942
    @mylesmontgomery942 8 месяцев назад +4

    The guy laughing in the background makes this video PERFECTION it just echoes the humor so perfectly

  • @salazarklopp3732
    @salazarklopp3732 5 месяцев назад +12

    I love how at 2:29 he takes a second sip an then starts laughing because he realises again how much sugar it is

  • @roguesample
    @roguesample 2 года назад +2469

    Tom almost composing himself and then taking a drink of the Kool-Aid only to lose his shit completely again kills me 🤣

    • @TheRox0923
      @TheRox0923 2 года назад +37

      You can see the moment the sugar hits his bloodstream lmao

    • @jerseydevil1
      @jerseydevil1 2 года назад

      😂😂😂

    • @TheParkerThirteen
      @TheParkerThirteen Год назад +9

      2:27

    • @BB7News
      @BB7News Год назад

      @@TheParkerThirteen

    • @1evilhulk
      @1evilhulk Год назад +4

      Lol! "I feel sick"... "I need to lay down."

  • @PurpleHeartSti
    @PurpleHeartSti 2 года назад +2884

    The fact that "I shower in the pool" slips by in this clip is still incredible to me. Brent should be studied for science.

    • @tajklair
      @tajklair 2 года назад +4

      Yes

    • @the_original_Bilb_Ono
      @the_original_Bilb_Ono 2 года назад +10

      Rich people gunna rich.

    • @korganrocks3995
      @korganrocks3995 2 года назад +91

      @@the_original_Bilb_Ono Rich would be installing a shower in the pool. Thinking chlorine = soap is pure Bert. 😛

    • @michaelelliott1212
      @michaelelliott1212 2 года назад +25

      Brent?

    • @korganrocks3995
      @korganrocks3995 2 года назад +37

      @@michaelelliott1212 Misspelling Bert's first and last names is some kinda meme, though I have no idea how it started.

  • @chazlon5061
    @chazlon5061 Год назад +82

    this reminds me of a moment i had with my friend. both of us are fat. and we were laughing about how hilarious an imaginary scenario would be if we were being chased by police as we both rode on the same motorcycle, going slowly down the road cause of how much we'd weigh down the motorcycle. We were two fat guys hysterically laughing at our own fatness for five minutes straight, just like this 😂

  • @jessicastefano9929
    @jessicastefano9929 8 месяцев назад +3

    That guy laughing in the back ground gets me all the time

  • @malachidavie5764
    @malachidavie5764 Год назад +1448

    1:44 put me in tears. “Good for that guy , he drinks a lot of water” 😂😂😂

    • @jayjavdav403
      @jayjavdav403 Год назад +13

      Same Lmfao

    • @johnwebster76
      @johnwebster76 Год назад +8

      I immediately thought about all the sugar in 64 oz of Kool-aid, half a cup of sugar

    • @casedistorted
      @casedistorted 4 месяца назад

      Jesus Christ how does he not have diabettus.@@johnwebster76

    • @paul1979uk
      @paul1979uk 4 месяца назад +2

      That's when I nearly passed out in the kitchen. Don't watch this whilst making a cup of tea.

  • @prim34ev
    @prim34ev 3 года назад +2761

    I feel like Bert didn’t really get why Tom was laughing so hard but seeing such hard laughter made him laugh too, this is great

    • @MatTastic209
      @MatTastic209 3 года назад +209

      Proven when Bert says "You know how you don't realize how different you are until someone points it out?"

    • @NotCassidy
      @NotCassidy 3 года назад +44

      their laughter made this 100x funnier! 😂

    • @nickcolvert8282
      @nickcolvert8282 3 года назад +46

      Tom was laughing at Bert because Bert is fat.

    • @shanestephens4728
      @shanestephens4728 3 года назад +29

      A HUUUUUNDRED percent

    • @totallyintoit
      @totallyintoit 3 года назад +15

      Bert knows how to turn it on for the $$$

  • @plonjart
    @plonjart Год назад +57

    Literally the most I've ever seen Tom laugh

    • @salvador3828
      @salvador3828 8 месяцев назад

      The bit about jennifer aniston is also fucking hilarious

  • @makatron
    @makatron Год назад +4

    Tom: what kind?
    Bert: RED
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TheGooGaming
    @TheGooGaming Год назад +2586

    I can’t get over the fact that Bert is consuming probably 2000% his daily recommended value of Vitamin C

    • @2fiddy_squiddy
      @2fiddy_squiddy Год назад +77

      That man never gets sick 🤣

    • @MrPek-fe9fp
      @MrPek-fe9fp Год назад

      It comes out with pee so you cant ever take too much c vitamin so thats good

    • @MrPek-fe9fp
      @MrPek-fe9fp Год назад +120

      Ssshoooo much SUGAR!!!!

    • @FUZYsquatch
      @FUZYsquatch Год назад +86

      400% DV of sugar

    • @hipknotiq
      @hipknotiq Год назад +47

      He's a machine from what I've heard.

  • @Treezfreeze
    @Treezfreeze 3 года назад +1433

    we should enjoy Bernt Krystler while he's still with us

    • @lynchinjesus
      @lynchinjesus 3 года назад +38

      I think he would be more enjoyable gone.

    • @MattHawkesPurdy
      @MattHawkesPurdy 3 года назад

      Count2Potato ue

    • @andyman8662
      @andyman8662 3 года назад +5

      Dogs might not agree with you

    • @Prod_D
      @Prod_D 3 года назад +4

      Dude don't talk about Barny Krystar like that

    • @anthonyyyy2858
      @anthonyyyy2858 3 года назад +3

      Dude leave Brent Krystal's out of this

  • @JesseZakshesky
    @JesseZakshesky Год назад +31

    I come back to watch this clip every couple of months. It's great therapy.
    One of the best podcast moments in the history of podcasting.

  • @tannorkocis7023
    @tannorkocis7023 Год назад +10

    Doesn’t matter what kinda day you be having, a laugh party like this will turn your day around. Fuck laughter is a special thing.

  • @davidroos935
    @davidroos935 3 года назад +394

    “It’s watered down, it’s not too bad” this man been eating the powder straight up

    • @AB-gz9yb
      @AB-gz9yb 3 года назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @maddmaxx94
      @maddmaxx94 3 года назад +1

      Just inject it you get the flavor faster

  • @Andreweroo
    @Andreweroo 3 года назад +722

    Bert: Ice Cream is for children
    Also Bert:

    • @jmmyjimmy106
      @jmmyjimmy106 3 года назад +18

      As a 26 year old man who eats far too much Hagen-Daz ice cream I still haven't forgiven Burp Crystal for that comment.
      Until I watched a podcast from about a year ago where he was talking about ice creams he loves and I remembered 90% of the shit they say is for goofs.

    • @whiskeywombat4312
      @whiskeywombat4312 3 года назад +8

      Don't forget the Uncrustables

    • @Neimonster
      @Neimonster 3 года назад +2

      @@whiskeywombat4312 That's one of the main food groups

    • @TendoTheDude
      @TendoTheDude 3 года назад

      Such truth. Thanks mommy

    • @Christopher-md7tf
      @Christopher-md7tf 3 года назад

      @@whiskeywombat4312 Is that that movie with Robin de Niro and Kennard Costner?

  • @8LimbsGoldenGloves
    @8LimbsGoldenGloves Год назад +6

    "So much sugar" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @anthonycruz2060
    @anthonycruz2060 Год назад +15

    This is one of the best videos ever lmao. Literally just 2 guys laughing their asses off over koolaid for 7 straight minutes.

  • @VinylUnboxings
    @VinylUnboxings 2 года назад +581

    "Most doctors recommend it"
    The delivery kills me

    • @Xaito
      @Xaito 2 года назад +7

      That guy is good, he should be a comedian or something ;)

    • @Xaxp
      @Xaxp 2 года назад +3

      @@Xaito I think one of them is a comedian.
      Edit: Ah, I see the wink now.

  • @johnp9235
    @johnp9235 2 года назад +2343

    The worst thing about this clip is it made me realise how long it's been since I laughed like this. Can't help but watch it a couple of times a week to pick me back up

    • @jonnyw82
      @jonnyw82 2 года назад +11

      Same

    • @anon-nw7tj
      @anon-nw7tj 2 года назад +9

      Same

    • @michaelsmoak8804
      @michaelsmoak8804 2 года назад +14

      i was just thinking this EXACT same thing.

    • @jonnyw82
      @jonnyw82 2 года назад +11

      Every couple years I’ll have a laugh like this

    • @marcd5285
      @marcd5285 2 года назад +16

      Just came back to it now for that exact reason. All of my anxieties from the world just melted away watching this again. This clip is a gem

  • @tommygunn8395
    @tommygunn8395 Год назад +10

    The sound of bert and Tom uncontrollably laughing is my therapy; love you brothers

  • @Trackstar800m204
    @Trackstar800m204 Год назад +63

    Tom's reaction at 5:55 is kinda wild. Like he laughs cause it's hilarious but also quickly realizes his best friend will eventually die from his over-consumption.

    • @ProfPsycDad
      @ProfPsycDad Год назад +1

      Id be frustrated as hell

    • @maxfern5701
      @maxfern5701 Год назад +2

      6:46 is even worse, look at Tom's face after he looks away, he looks genuinely sad.

  • @mzerebniak
    @mzerebniak 3 года назад +115

    The fact that Bert says ‘I try to drink 2 a day’ as if it’s some sort of health goal to fast-track diabetes 😂😂😂

    • @vincentsanniti2438
      @vincentsanniti2438 3 года назад +1

      Like he feels bad if he misses his quota lol

    • @mimigiggles4199
      @mimigiggles4199 3 года назад +1

      All I can hear is Wilford Brimley saying diabeetus. The liver is just getting so much work for that fatty liver.

  • @99Cloverfield
    @99Cloverfield 3 года назад +1423

    Bert: "Ice cream is for children, no grown man should eat ice cream."
    Also Bert: "I try to drink a gallon of Kool Aid a day"

    • @varden3270
      @varden3270 3 года назад +17

      He now eats tons of ice cream too. It's his "thing".

    • @uwotm
      @uwotm 3 года назад +28

      Tom: what flavour?
      Burnt: red
      He says fucking red

    • @BigNUTT
      @BigNUTT 3 года назад +4

      @@uwotm LMAO Burnt

    • @KillerRobson
      @KillerRobson 3 года назад +8

      @@uwotm To be fair red is almost a good description. I don't remember what red kool aid is supposed to be flavoured. Cherry if I had to guess, I it definitely does not taste like it.

    • @MrWhingeypants
      @MrWhingeypants 3 года назад +1

      @@varden3270 like eating brownies

  • @MagnusVonBlack
    @MagnusVonBlack Год назад +6

    I watch this once a week.

  • @KOutOfMyYard
    @KOutOfMyYard Год назад +4

    “Take me through your morning ?” That’s when I really lost it. Pure joy

  • @ilikemyowncomments9065
    @ilikemyowncomments9065 3 года назад +1464

    "I'm sweating and crying."
    It's called diabetes, Bert

    • @kennethscherer4734
      @kennethscherer4734 2 года назад +13

      WebMD sent me to this comment.

    • @rouuuk
      @rouuuk 2 года назад

      @@kennethscherer4734 is it?

    • @ryanp6999
      @ryanp6999 2 года назад +3

      @@rouuuk nah I think its a joke because of the whole sugar in the kool-aid thing.

    • @spartan1010101
      @spartan1010101 2 года назад +1

      @@rouuukLaughing is actually like a workout kinda since so many muscles tense up and relax. I think it was like 15 min of laughing burns around 30 something calories.

    • @mattfinley4544
      @mattfinley4544 2 года назад

      Its sugar free kool aid

  • @juanchoguzman2359
    @juanchoguzman2359 3 года назад +352

    "They're like good for that guy he drinks a lot of water, IT'S KOOLAID"😂😂😂

    • @jonathanrocha779
      @jonathanrocha779 3 года назад +12

      Thats what I think got Tom, he thought bert was being healthy. When actually this guy is drinking sugar water.

    • @Hals
      @Hals 3 года назад +2

      @@jonathanrocha779 He only drinks it like, a few times a week so like, he's definitely not addicted to it. He has basically been sugarwater-free the past month

    • @cailanshrontz
      @cailanshrontz 3 года назад +5

      Didn’t he just admit in this very video that he drinks it daily, though?

    • @juanchoguzman2359
      @juanchoguzman2359 3 года назад +2

      @@cailanshrontz Yeah and that he tries to get two in everyday.

    • @akelund4096
      @akelund4096 3 года назад +3

      @@jonathanrocha779 It's the low-cal version and the vitamin C cancels the sugars and cancers. It's science.

  • @shannonsensi7789
    @shannonsensi7789 2 месяца назад +1

    I can’t tell you how many times I’ve watched this. Dying alongside them 😂😂 They’re laughing and the laughing in the background kills me

  • @skedardestroyer
    @skedardestroyer 7 месяцев назад +5

    Any time I’m in a bad mood, I just watch these guys laughing about this, and it just makes me feel better. The laughter is contagious

  • @austinbell5374
    @austinbell5374 3 года назад +2091

    The best part is the person in the background that’s having an aneurysm from laughing so hard

    • @peterarm4912
      @peterarm4912 3 года назад +29

      Always wondered how it is? Blueban?

    • @ohhhtartarsauce635
      @ohhhtartarsauce635 3 года назад +162

      @@peterarm4912 lol yeah that's Nadav, he's unintentionally become the live laugh track on pretty much all the podcasts recorded at Studio Jeans.

    • @ComicsCloset
      @ComicsCloset 3 года назад +89

      It’s some Jewish guy that googles stuff laughing

    • @brandonhalf3260
      @brandonhalf3260 3 года назад +14

      RIP Blueban

    • @commonlogic3646
      @commonlogic3646 3 года назад

      Yea wtf

  • @Casablumpkin01
    @Casablumpkin01 3 года назад +437

    The hardest they’ve laughed is also the most SFW bit in this podcast’s history.

    • @pb3551
      @pb3551 3 года назад +4

      It's by far my favorite moment so far

    • @DarkLeviathan8
      @DarkLeviathan8 3 года назад

      @Iron Bear We all die eventually.

    • @702blue
      @702blue 3 года назад

      DarkLeviathan8 wow u must be really smart how’d you find that one out

    • @DarkLeviathan8
      @DarkLeviathan8 3 года назад

      @@702blue I mean his comment almost implies that they don't know it's bad for his health lmao. I had to make a comment as stupid as his, I guess.

  • @Kamo8821
    @Kamo8821 8 дней назад

    It’s literally two best friends laughing for 7 minutes straight. You couldn’t ask for a better laugh and set of friends in life than these two. Great for ever.

  • @bs1820
    @bs1820 3 года назад +360

    “You know how you don’t realize how different you are until someone points it out”

  • @smugreptile6695
    @smugreptile6695 2 года назад +2136

    A man devastates his best friend with knowledge of his beverage choice and laughs as the man self destructs under the weight of knowing his bud drinks a GALLON of Kool-aid a day.