Tom Segura Loses It Over Bert Kreischer's Revelation - 2 Bears, 1 Cave Highlight
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- Опубликовано: 4 янв 2022
- Bert sometimes fantasizes about places he would live if he never had to worry about LeeAnn showing up. This leads to a revelation about him and LeeAnn that leaves Tom and Bert hysterical.
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Tom: where do you think you'd hit her?
Bert: *seagulls*
For some reason I heard "her knees"....😂😂
@@popeopera in her knees 🤣
Closed fist, because he never slapped anyone in the knee
I am CRYING over this
@@popeopera you would hear 👂🤣 both her knees Crack as she fell too them after the closed fisted punch 👊too her face......
Burts seagull death rattle of a laugh is making my dogs freak out.
I laughed so much Harder listing for the seagull sound and I LOST it
My cat was looking around scared
But it sounds exactly like this haha
My dog came RUNNING in just now too. Haha
same😂😂
Watching Tom hysterically rocking back and forth after Bert says “in the face” is the greatest thing ever.
I like the laughter from the back as well
Good lord
It really is. 🤣🤣🤣
3:19 Bert's face when he said "in the face" had me ROFL! 💀☠💀☠🤣😂😭🤣😭
@@jonathansmith8672he was draghing= drool laughing
Tom’s: “You would, wouldn’t you?!” Is what kills me everytime
Junky... Absolutely! Oh my god it is one of the funniest damn things I have ever heard in my life! It destroys me every time! "Hyeewww would, Hwouldn't hhhyeewww?!"
‘I’d love to see it’ he can never come over to their house anymore 😂
Fuck you now im wheezing like a teapot🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Toms timing is impeccable; he waits for Bert to stop laughing then he hits him with the “so where do you think you would hit her?”
I was going to say the same thing. Bert finally composes himself and then… “where do you think you’d hit her?” Gone. Bert’s done.
That is what sets him apart. He is a 10/10 in timing.
So true
And then does it again with the, "do you think it would be a closed fist or?"
IN THE FAAAAAACE
Evertime they laught like that I’m scared we’re gonna lose Bert for good
Yeah He gonna blow an aneurysm laughing like that.
Lol!!!!!
Same
Only a matter of time
I dont think iv ever seen someone spell laughed like you
That moment after Tom says “you would, wouldn’t you” and Bert just squeals “I’d hit her” like a seagull is so funny
like a donkey show in mexico
@@TheFachen bro what
Tom’s timing and jokes + Bert’s presence + Nadav’s laughter = greatest show on earth
Yea nadav’s laugh in the background
"Not Bert's jokes, just need his delusional narcissitc presence to set up for easy roasts for Tom." Also that fake laugh is cringe and now he's got Tom doing it
The last time they laughed like this was when Tom found out Burt drinks kool-aid every day, BUT THIS? this is on another level
Maybe the Jennifer anniston bit* "for protection"
@@pandapinda90 which episode was that in?
@@pandapinda90 yes i was just gonna day the jennifer anniston thing. By far the funniest thing i ever saw on 2b1c
For safety.
@@Jayrhum10 yeah my b, memory recall is poor
This clip is going to played at Bart's divorce hearing.
His laughing fit in court upon hearing the clip again will really seal the deal.
Do you mean Bort
@@mikeyg8568 Do you mean Bret.😂
Brad
100%
3:07 I love that Tom waited until Bert almost regained his composure to ask where he would hit her. Real friends know how to crack each other up the best.
“I’d hit her before I cheated on her” 😂😂😂 and “closed fist, I’ve never slapped a person in my life” BERT IS KILLING MEEEE 😂
The production guys laughing in the background literally makes this 10X funnier.
Every single time
Literally
Only the first dozen or so times
Native has the best laugh
Okay Paddy...
The three times I cried laughing... Kool Aid drinking habits, Jennifer Aniston's protection and Bert punching his wife.
the jennifer anistons protection is by the hardest i’ve ever laughed
I had this video playing in the background. I heard Bert screeching so I reminded to listen to what happened. I laughed so hard I started crying too.
What about the first time you hold your son?
The only times I cry-laugh is with my friends
Arms dealer is funny too. The guy telling him to contact the last person you've texted to continue a dialogue.
Played this clip in the kitchen at work. My boss came running in because he thought Bert's laughter was the sound of someone choking me out 😂😂😂
I love how tiny berts voice gets when he tries to talk while he is laughing.
he’s got a deep speaking voice too and then it raises 14 octaves somehow
To respond to both of these comments, it's because it's fake
No one else does
No one laughs harder at Berts joke then Bert himself
That makes it even funnier
He's a natural comedian
Yea….it’s always been that way tho I think. For every joke. No one loves Bert more than Bert. 😆
So annoying.
@@UserName-jo9qv Cope and seethe
"I'd hit her before I cheat on her" is the definition of love 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Funny asf
Facts
Sounds like something a cheater would say
It's actually the opposite but yeah go on
I live for the disembodied laughter coming from the production crew in these videos and the Instagram clips.
These two together have helped me tremendously with my anxiety
Amen
Seeing Tom rock back and forth laughing while not making a sound is utterly hilarious😂
tom laughs the hardest when
1. Bert says or does something so ridiculous, but so quintessentially bert
2. someone gets hurt
3. a woman gets hurt because she fuckin deserved it
I think if there was a clip of drunk bert punching leeann in the face Tom might die of laughter. the scream would definitely be added to the intro song
@@maybeaspider3456 i think the funniest part about this comment is the implication that leanne had it coming lol
It’s what makes it so much more funny
@@Eyeb1z lmaoo
Dudes looks possessed when he does that.
Berf's laugh at 2:51 sounds like seagulls taking off and flying into the distance.
Cut it out and put it in a soundtrack 😂
3:28 fucking dying from his laughter 🤣
I cant be the only one that worries about their blood pressure when they laugh like this. This was hilarious.
I will die happily if I go out buckled over in a laugh like theirs.
“I’m gonna lose a ton of weight, and people will be like, g’damn he’s got big arms.”
Bert is literally 12 years old, forever.
Bert's fantasy life begins with punching his wife in the face...
😂😂😂
He'd never cheat on her tho😂
Hey mine too
@@ACU_misfit he would, he’d just hit her first.
Lmfao
Tom really brought the podcast to a whole new level when he asked “where do you think you’d hit her?”
He was holding that line in for a second as Bert was trying to get it together, he knew he was about to kill him with that.
Dude, 100% therapist level question. Lol...
I love how giddy Tom gets when he knows he’s going to set up Bert to say something out of pocket lmao
Always a good feeling to learn something about oneself!
Bert laughed so hard at his own joke he turned into a dying crow lmfao
hope we get a LeeAnn and Christina reaction vid to this :D
Omg please
I would love that
Yes!!
Do ittt
Anyone know if they reacted to it?
The crew laughing in the background honestly had me laughing the hardest.
Anyone else come back to this clip when you’re having a bad day? Lol helps me every time even just for a bit 🤣
3:10 I like how Tom knew that exact sentence would make Bert absolutely lose it😂
This is the greatest honest answer Bert has ever told. Sorry LeeAnn
You know Tom is a comedic master, not only because of his timing, but also the way he effectively combined it with the rule of three.🤝🏾🔥
Tom's interrogation techniques are impeccable 😂
I've never laughed so much about domestic abuse. Had me rolling.
I have. It gets me every time.
Domestic abuse isn't funny..
Ok, it kind of is.
Alright, it's funny. 😂
good on you my boy
My abs hurt! Goddam!
@@goodninji8 the act of DV isn’t funny it’s just their reaction that’s funny 😭
the evil roaring laughter behind the camera really seals this
Sounds like skeletor is producing the show
Not to mention the roaring seals in front of the camera
@@Jmatrixxxxxxxx hahahhaha
I absolutely lost it when Tom asked “Where do you think you would hit her?” 🤣🤣🤣
Bert really hams up that laugh
Bert's post-laugh stare is everything.
I love how segura just keeps asking questions and keeping bert in the cycle of inescapable laughter
Bert amuses himself waaaaay more than he amuses anyone else
3:25 I can totally picture them as two unknowns. Maybe a little older than they are now. Bare chested, even fatter, sitting on the porch of a slightly run down, old wooden house in the sweltering Floridian heat, laughing their asses off. And their neighbors have grown accustomed to the jungle sounds of Bert and Tom's laughter. And then the mailman drops off a letter and hangs around a little while, grabbing a cold one to chill out in the shade of their house and ultimately losing his job because he got drunk with these two weirdos.
This is right up there with the kool-aid clip. 🤣
Jennifer Aniston is definitely bringing somebody now.
I was thinking the same thing. These guys really have it made.
Cool aid clip is my religion
These two together are PRICELESS. I adore when they laugh like this. But when Tom waits for the right moment until Bert recovers and says .. Where do you think you’d hit her? I died 💀. I never miss 2🧸🐻!
3:10 I love how Tom calmed down then reignited Bert with one simple question 😂
I lose it every time I watch this. 😂 Tom’s rocking from laughter and then “my first thought was I’d like to see it”
I swear one day Bert is gonna laugh hard and summon some albatross…
Dude LMAO!!!!!! Wow!!!!!! Great stuff
Even the dead would wake up from that laugh! LMAO!
They stopped laughing right away at "you'd just punch her in the face" It's like they knew one of them would have an actual heart attack if they kept laughing. That was definitely the funniest line for me 😂😂
God, I can't get enough of the running gag of the 5% volume laughing of the crew in the background, it makes the clips even funnier
Bert’s laugh freaked my cat out lol. I think she thought Bert was dying 😂😂😂
Just when you think it can't possibly get any better.
Bert had his answer all ready to go
"In the face!"
Bert in Key West would be un-fuckin believable. I'd give him like 3 years to live.
A severely sun burnt Bert down in Key West
You think Brent has to lose Lee-ann and move to Key West to get the 3 years to live diagnosis. You must think highly of him...
3 months, tops. Look at his skin. That’s a warning sign. Xanax and booze will kill you for sure.
3 months. He's got 3 years as is.
@@mrsweater17 Burnt Keysher
The dude laughing in the back is EVERYTHING 😂😂😂😂
Bert having a complete laughing meltdown!!! Lmao!! 😂😂😂
Bert laughs like a exotic bird in the distance.
Why Bert's laughs sounds like the entire Amazon rainforest. I'm fucking dying , this sounds better than the kool-aid video
You can tell Bert loves Tom like the brother he never had.
The gift that keeps on giving. Takes a bear to understand. Thank you guys. This laugh felt so good.
Brent talking about losing weight... Yup, that's a fantasy alright.
It's kinda wild watching 2B1C episodes from the start and it's exactly the same conversations around weight loss as they are now 🤣 same with drinking
Who tf is brent
@@Veryc0ncerned new here I suppose….
@@Themdawgsishell not really thats the sad part
@@Veryc0ncerned lol you know, Brent Chrysler!
I wish I had a friend I could laugh this hard with
Burt sounds like a dying baby seal when he laughs uncontrollably. I’m happy his wife brings him so much joy. Even on the darker side of the rainbow.
thanks, i needed that
I love these 2 like they are my own family , i can't ever explain it
This clip makes my face hurt from smiling/laughing. Props.
This just absolutely made my day! Thank you guys! LOL!
What I love about two bears one cave and your mom’s house is the production staff healthy laughter in the background it totally makes the show
Bless Leanne, best wife ever for staying with Bert 😂
Tom laughed so hard he turned into Ray Charles
I'm fucking dying
LOL
Best comment
🤣
Hahaha oh my god
ok, I'm gonna have to keep coming back for more of this!! 🤣🤣
I love the fact that when you put CC (captions) on, when Bert laughs it says "Music" and "applause"
I'd love to get Bert in an MRI machine to learn about the neurology behind these laugh-gasms.
For real. I've only ever had these on LSD.
@@nutbastard Same! I watched my girlfriend do this exact cry/laugh on mushrooms.
@@FreePercussion This is long but trust me it's worth reading: Last time I had one was on LSD camping with my buddy. He's really paranoid about ticks, and we've known each other since we were little kids.
Anyway he feels something right at the top of his ass cheeks, so he wants me to check him. Mind you it's like 2am, so I toss on the headlamp and he drops trou.
But I'm frying balls so I had to get right up in there and squint. Nothing. After like a 5 mississippi I said "Bro, are you doing a bit right now?"
We then got into how fucking funny that would be to do to a friend - act really concerned with a tick bite just to get their face in your ass and then lay a fart.
But then we got into how horribly wrong that could go if the pankster just projectile sharted into their friends face, instead of a harmless fart.
We died laughing about it just like Bert for a solid 10 minutes. I mean especially on acid, in the woods, you shit directly into your best friends face as a gag, like what's his name from Jurassic Park.
We were just weezing and dying laughing figuring out what would happen next, how different friends of ours would react, oh man. Like you can't do that prank to your buddies wife because best case scenario she hates you for just a clean dry fart, but if you accidentally shit on your buddie's wife's face, good lord. The long term ramifications aside, that's going to change the night dramatically.
It's definitely a lil forced XD
Bert's seagull cackle is my favorite thing 🦅🦅
I was so down and depressed today so I came and watched this for an hour straight lol
Love how Tom just keeps feeding the laughs lol
Bert like weeks away from a heart attack.
Week? You mean days
I keep expecting to wake up to the terrible news..the man lives so hard...god this podcast is the greatest thing going
I mean, all that kool-aid he drinks lmfao
i love when bert’s losing it and toms rocking back and forth 😂
I’m laugh crying lol. Thanks guys love the show.
I love that Burt absolutely losing it sounds exactly like a dolphin being born
I'm glad they clipped this part of the podcast. It's on the only part I've watched and I can't stop laughing 😂
Bert laughing is the reason I keep watching this podcast 😂
3:50 funny how Bert talking and laughing his ass off at the same time 😂
Bert’s laugh sounds like the mixture of a dying animal and a dog toy.
A dying dog toy, being squeaked as hard as possible XD
Or those chimps hunting down and eating little monkeys on a David Attenborough movie.
The engineers laughing in the background kill me every time 😂😂😂😂
All I can say is, I needed this.
I just love these guys. This Highlight just made my suck day a great day!
Would be great if someone collected all of Bert's laughs and made a soundclip. I would go around with my headphones pissing myself with laughter aaall day.
'Kool-Aid' and 'For Safety' are untouchable in the pantheon of 2B1C laughs, but this is a solid ass 3rd, for intensity alone even though it's not as long
How did we go, from Bert’s fantasies, to him committing domestic violence.? 🤦🏻♂️😭
All I do know is at exactly 2:27, I couldn’t stop laughing for the next 2-3 minutes. 🤣💯
I haven’t laughed so hard in years. I’m pretty sure I had a laughgasm. I’m panting now. Thank you.
This is my second time watching this, and I laughed twice as hard.
@2:19 is when I started dying and that was before Burt’s laugh 💀💀😭🤣
Love how it calmed down and then Tom goes "where do you think you would hit her?" 🤣🤣🤣. Killed me and him even more lmaoo
The way Bert gives his back story for the various places he would live is a real life rendition of a Andy Dwyer back story. Love it.
I swear to GOD the laughs in the background add SO much to the whole thing. Those guys have the best job ever.
I love that Bart's interpretation of the the phrase "losing a ton of weight" would mean that he's still only 2lbs under being obese.
He's got a big body dude. if I got any where close to 200 I'd look like I was dying.
love how this friendship will never die
These two together is just gold
The laughing in the background makes this way funnier and its already REALLY funny
The thought of Tom going "We have a clip to show you guys, tell us what you think" and it's just Bert absolutely decking LeeAnn in the face