Bert Kreischer Is Upset - YMH Highlight
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
- Bert Kreischer joins Tom Segura and Christina P to celebrate his new Netflix special "Hey Big Boy" only to reveal his wife LeeAnn has been losing weight, and he is NOT happy about it.
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“Maybe with a little bit of hard work, you won’t drink 2 gallons of koolaid a day?”
Bobby 😭😂🤣
He drinks it without sugar, he’s okay 🤣
I just fucking spit chocolate milk everywhere when I accidentally read this comment 😂😭
@@maclariviere3017 does he really? Gross lol
W Beth
I thought I heard the trainers name was Miguel. I was like OK that’s it lol. 5:51
2:48 "I read a book" lol
Welcome back to Tosh.0 where we're gonna play "guess what happens next"
Prob not the platform to tell this stuff on Bert lol
Wow...I would run from this guy.
@FOMO FUD bert. If I were his wife, I wouldn't want to be publicly talked about that way
Theory: berts wife feels good about her image for the first time in years and shes slowly becoming the shitty person she is inside? Just a theory though
When Christina goes "Okay Guys" with that mommy voice...
"Don't you hate it when broads be like : "Oh I read a book..." 😂😂😂
like Marc Maron and "oh fellas..."
Hahaha seguras wife is hilarious
Jay †hə Pocket I was lookin for this comment
Kristie C are you fat ? Or at the very least very fat ?? 🤷♂️
"Here's the deal, man"
Bert: I’m afraid my wife is going to cheat on me
Also Bert: I haven’t been to a dentist in 10 years
Even if your teeth were falling out or few and far between that wouldn't justify a wife cheating on her husband? Like wtf?
@@Josh-ks4lx would you want to come home every day to someone who doesn't take care of themselves simply because they just don't want to? While nothing justifies cheating, a lack of personal hygiene even when offered help after years of being married is definitely divorce worthy. I wouldn't want to kiss or fuck someone who had mouth rot
@@whatthefuckiswater2055 its not that deep im sure if it was a issue they would talk about it xD
@@whatthefuckiswater2055 you sound like someone who would defend khalyla lol I love how all people w your opinion think sex isn’t too far of a step. If you’re gonna sleep w someone else just fuckin leave dude. Sex is awkward enough. Thrusting on eachother, making odd sounds, and being super vulnerable to get off. I barely like taking my shirt off if I’m not in front of my girl. It’s insane to me that if you love someone doing all of that is okay if they have bad teeth lol get out of here
@@Josh-ks4lx dude how do u know your girl will.not cheat on you? positive
Bert said he was “chewing” that statement over, proving that he’s so fat that he eats his own thoughts.
Your raciest
Bert is the racist
Lmfao
@@yomybutthurtzzz8051 More like Fatist amirite
@@ryane6751 no hes not hes an avid "dog lover" hes not racist anymore
She's sending you a day early out of town? Set the same day she has an appointment with their trainer? Nah nah I'm sure it's fine
Bruhhh
Hahaha. Her phone was off for 4 hours in the middle of the day too. No it's fine bro it's fine.
😂😂😂
1:44
Tom recognizes Berts anxiety with his wife, and expertly inserts the little extra doubt to get the ball rolling....... with barely a word... a savage master
Toms that good friend who will always have his back. But if Bert messes up one day Tom knows what words to say to crush him
@@colemcwilliams95 the best friends are always that way
tom is the low key funniest man ever
I dont get it
Do you feel kinda...hahaha savage
"Oh it's Joey Diaz calling."
What a cliffhanger...
tbf what we all want to know.. Y U CALLIN' DIAZ?
Diaz is still alive?
Florida Man at this point it’s been tested and proven that Diaz is immortal
Countdown to Bert’s divorce announcement.
Its like the new years ball dropping
1
Every comic gets a divorce for a reason, they are mentally unstable to begin with so it's just a matter of time until someone has enough. That's why it's so weird that Tom isn't divorced yet🤨
Note: I forget that Tom also married a crazy person.
His wife is attractive and I would spend $250 dollars on a dinner with her
Berts burner^
Bert rated his wife a 6 on national television.
Instant divorce
She can appreciate the honesty or needs the negging.
which is a little generous on his part. she's clearly a 4, but they live in LA which instantly lowers her score to a 2.5
@@malcolmaustin1247 ...that's more accurate. Also consider she doesn't put on make up and I've never got a good look of her back side. With a little make up and some sort of booty she could be a 5.5 , for me I love granny porn so she could possibly reach a 6.5....
Hes a comedian, are any of you acctually aware she lives with him and wont be suprised one day by some shit he says on here.
6:05 When Segura asks "Is that the guy I saw stretching her out?" and Bert says "Yeah." his fucking face has me DYING
Not a professional comic so you won't let her on the stage? What's the excuse for Schaub?
I like
This
Alot
laughed to hard at this
YES
"He's a little darker than Latin." Tom Segura 2020
Primo Sinclair Bert said it
@@jas9239 6:16 is 100% the voice of Tom. Bert just says he's gorgeous.
Oh that personal trainer is working her out alright. Lots of hip thrusts
I’m
Oh god.
@Steven Colon Nah he's scared asf about it
With the way she talks to him it wouldn't surprise me if it's already happening. You can't be fat, stupid and have rotting teeth while also still expecting your lady to stay with you. You may be able to scoot by on one of those things but not all three lol
@@signisz in the words of tommy: you like your life?
Bert doesn’t seem to know what are on air and off air conversations sometimes lol
I think he forgot there was a microphone and cameras infront of him and he was just talking to his friends
Hahaha for sure
Isn't that the point of this podcast?
kinda weird finding out Berts wife is cheating on him on a podcast
She is not.
@@marleneg7794 shut up.
The beginning of the end Bert. Good luck.
@TheyCallMe Doug personal trainer is just going to hit a couple times, who said anything about being a stepdad?
@@lordsmokingmirror She doesn't know that
TheyCallMe Doug bruh his daughters are under eighteen chill
ITS OVA JACK- Joey Diaz
12:37 is so funny that Tom and Christina both agreed to motion intercourse with their hands. Some people are just made for each other.
Didn’t catch that until I saw this comment 😂🤣😂... ouch
Bert needs to stop airing out his dirty laundry on the internet 😂
^
It’s all he’s got. He is not a naturally funny person. When he tries write a joke, it’s painfully cliche and predictable, so he resorts to oversharing and being too personal to get reactions.
@@pts5217 damn yo
@Kristie C or its the truth. bert admitted he didnt come up with the machine story and he rode that for years. now his stick is being fat, and over talkative.
@@finatticcomplexity4727 Joe helped him polish it I think
I like hearing the demons breaking out into laughter in the background.
Hey Bert I’ll say a keep the black guy away prayer for you
I'm sure its too late
Bryan Rose same
Playlist Dealer 😂😂
Bert Is seriously like a 9 year old kid thats allowed to consume alcohol
Unfortunately this is true for to many ppl I always ask myself “aren’t you embarrassed for yourself “? PATHETIC Lol
@@nugs562 You sound miserable lol
@@nugs562calm it down
“Isn’t it the worst, when, like, broads are like, ‘I READ A BOOK!!!”
-Tom Segura
SAVAGE!!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Hahahahaha
Christine was legitimately perturbed by that one hahaha
13:23 “why aren’t you in love with old fat yuckmouth” 😂😂
I work with a woman who lost 30 lbs with diet and exercise and started wearing next to nothing at the office. When the bosses had a meeting with her on what was appropriate business attire, she claimed some women in the office were jealous of her and complained. She wasn't exactly wrong... but on the other hand, she started dressing like a stripper, so they had to say something.
I bet the dudes did not complain, it`s always the women
@@Turk_2023
As I dude, I've definitely complained that my coworkers are dressed like sluts. It's awesome to look at and all but I gotta concentrate sometimes.
@@timothyhall4794 fr because if you get with any of them they're just going to do it all over again even when their in a relationship
This what I’ve always wanted to do if I lost weight. Just in general
Haters gotta hate
Segura's wife is silly wet thinking about Kreischer's wife.
She is hydroplaning in her seat
lol the best part of this comment to me is you don't use either of their names.
Has she browned?
@@adamburdt8794 holy shit ive never heard that one before that's amazing
@@adamburdt8794 dude I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣💀☠️💀☠️
I love how Bert yells and talks so fast like he thinks you’re gonna run away from him before he can finish his sentence 😂
He knows
Bert: "I haven't been to the dentist in ten years **tells story about dentist visit** and that was 8 years ago" 😂
Good catch
I watched Hey Big Boy and it wasn't as racist as I thought it would be!
Facts. He was just as fat as i was thinking though!
Yep it wasn't funny either (-_-)
In fact it was kinda depressing a 50 year old trying to be a funny frat boy.
@@lilcrackaddict Wasn't as racist as I wanted it to be :(....
But you watched it? All of it? Netflix really wants me to watch this but haven't been shut in that long yet.
@@heshamsh761 The last 30 minutes were a bit better but yeah the first half was actually painful to watch, I think he's trying too hard to be a comic. He just seems like a guy playing a comedian, rather than a naturally funny comedian; his schtick is too forced. Which is a shame because Secret Time was actually very good.
LeAnn sounds like she works at Denny's or maybe a Shoney's.
I love when Bert mentions him getting his teeth fixed Christina’s all happy and Tom goes “Nooooo”🤣
Bert just doesn’t want his wife on stage because she corrects him when he tells his over exaggerated stories
Most of his stories, like The Machine, have been confirmed by other people who were there.
Better start working on that Dalmatian wife, Bert. I sense a new hot stepdad in ila's and georgia's future. On the bright side, though, you can start hanging out with Ari openly again. Lol
Bert Kreischer has the blessing of an irishman because he said St.Paddy’s Day instead of Patty’s
I hate when yanks do that!
100% agree
They're pronounced the same in north america... How do you know which spelling he uses
Doesn't take much to get a blessing then does it. Someone should tell the English 😂
You mean leprechaun?
now i feel sorry for a millionaire with a way better life than me hahaha
Tooth pain is the worst most frustrating pain ever. I have come so close to trying to rip out my teeth with pliers.
Totally the only thing that matches it for me is earache nothing worse than laying in bed unable to sleep with either one of those.
Man, I knew a guy who got a buddy to pull out one of his teeth with pliers.
Not kidding, the dude got the wrong tooth, and made it that mush worse!
I felt so bad for the guy
Keep featherin it brother
Bert's wife getting blacked by her trainer is just karma for all of his rampant racism
Jade Wukong wtf are you talking about
@@Caleb-zz8sg I think it's an ongoing joke amongst some fans that Burt is both very fat and very racist. Not sure how/where it originated.
nick g Its from when YMH got submissions from people around the world where they teach their students to say “bert kreischer is fat” but some also taught them to say he was racist
That's not karma that's dangerous where I'm from!
Good to know, David.
Lol. "Her black trainer has spiritual conversations with my wife. " That's a wrap, burt.
I would've liked this more IF you let the Joey Diaz call air at the end.
Bert get your teeth fixed bro....mine are all completely fucked and if I could get it done one shot and good to go I DEF WOULD!! I smashed my teeth a decade ago and was getting help from a dentist who was really goin above and beyond in helping me get so much stuff done and make payments and what not. Then a quarter way through everything I had to have done and he passed away. Ever since Ive neglected it to the point of a recent infection. This ended up causing me to go temporarily blind and was spreading to my brain. Months of antibiotics and shots later and now I have to figure out how I'm gonna get my entire set of teeth replaced before shit pops off again and I end up dead like a dumbass from dental infections.
@AustinHalo Things have been okay for the most part.....even in the midst of chaos(house caught fire, relatives i havent seen or spoken to in a very long time passing away, helping friends by providing them a place to live in bad times and trying to start a business.....the usual i guess) it can be a bit much but as long as im waking up the next day then cant really complain cause everybody has the stuff they have to deal with, its just all in how I see things and how I deal with them. Always try to think, Have fun be safe and stay positive. Thanks man, appreciate the the well wishes and hope you have good one.
120 ounces of kool aid a day and his teeth hurt? Hmmmm well there can’t be any connection.
I’m like Bert with dentists too, every time they try and sell you on shit you don’t need, so I started going to a dentist in a lower income area of town, WAY less expensive, WAY better work, and my teeth have never felt better. I can get a fucking route canal for like a cup of coffee and a jolly rancher. Try that shit in affluent neighborhoods, “it’s going to be 4,000 dollars for this hydrogenated alkalized water cleaning” it’s insane
Imagine your wife getting healthy, giving you a bunch of attention, and wanting to be attractive for you and then when she makes the slightest suggestion that you should hop off the express train to a massive coronary at 50, you’re like “can you believe my bitch wife?”
Poor Bert bout to relive his cuck episode from The Shield
She gonna get stretched out by Julian! 👍🏿
Bert looks like he is swollen from eating foods he is allergic to all the time..
Her head isn't all that trainer gettin Into!
I’m having a similar problem with my teeth, and dude, it’s so refreshing to know I’m not the only one who thinks “maybe I’ll die before I have to fix the problem.”
Just drink more Kool-aid Bert it coats your teeth with Vitamin C and protects them. I think you need to up your consumption from one gallon to at least 3 or 4 gallons
Release the Bertcast video where Ari drugged you Bert! 😎🤞
He spoke about it with Theo... This will probably never happen
@@PowerHouse1987 I saw the clip, all the more reason to release it. Something exceptionally interesting happens to him and its on tape and he doesn't want to release it. He is a comedian ffs.
his skinny fat wife won't let him.
@@DapperCracker512 I agree but think Bert is right though, he's protecting him from more backlash.
The person losing their shit in the background is the best thing in this video.
"they have spiritual conversations" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
It’s over
That means they def banging
Bert is literally living through a ‘would you rather’ question! Haha!! 😂
It's a weird thing to lose weight, you fell better and you want to help other people but it's hard to tell them without coming off as rude
Because it'll always be rude😂. no fat person wants a fit person to give them pep talk, it makes them feel and look pathetic. The only time that shit is appropriate is when they come to you.
Bc for the vast majority of out of shape people, they fucking know what they need to do. They just don’t have the motivation or energy to do it.
It’s like telling a meth addict “hey just stop doing meth”. Like no shit, it seems a lot easier and simpler than it is
Oh, you read a book 😆
Bert gets pissy when someone talks about his drinking. In seriousness he’d probably loose weight fast is he’d quit.
Burt's wife is like 69$ funnier than Burt
iAMhonka and not a racist
Wish she’d take her shirt off for the camera as much as he does.
@@nightcourtbullies5122 true but berts a 1 upper, he'd go pantless, are we ready for that.......
I really wanted to hear that Joey Diaz phone call at the end 😂
Reminds me of that 15 minute long racist rant from Bernt Kreisner's new special.
Shes getting personally trained alright.... 😀
It's so lovely the way Tom laughs at Bert's shit.
There is true love there!
Her weight of 139 lbs. was her heaviest??😟
@TheyCallMe Doug Uh, no. Clearly you never even see what his wife looks like lol She is not overweight.
She must be like 5 foot
She is 4'11"
His loyal inner circle of friends and family legitimately care about the clinical visits he can afford, including his hot wife?! Bert's doin' okay, guys.
Honestly, I don't think married people should get opposite sex trainers. It's just kind of selfish and disrespectful to your partner. Just my opinion.
Well good thing no one asked for your opinion because this is the most insecure shit I’ve ever heard. If you can’t trust your S.O. around anyone of the opposite sex, sounds like you just don’t trust them in general! Jesus, do you follow them to the grocery store to make sure they’re not getting too flirty with the bag boy 😂
I feel what Bert's going through lol. It's like people who quit smoking and then talk down too smokers as if they never used too smoke.
Those people suck the worst! Telling ya how to stop smoking like you're not trying 😅
Theres no way berts woman isnt cheating atleast twice a week.
Does anybody else get kind of annoyed how Bert has to call somebody every fuckin podcast he does except JRE?
who is randy?
I don't know, but you shouldn't bring anyone's mother into this.
Damn leeann loses 15 pounds and starts speaking strictly in inspirational quotes lmao
Haha, yeah this is the start of the end.
Hot personal trainers are like the "Curse of Strictly".
English thing, look it up if you've never heard of it.
LeAnn is already in Phase 2, when they start to acknowledge the physical inadequacies of their partner and joking put-downs become more commonplace. Bert better hop back into Sober October mode before its too late.
@@zabbyzooby nah he needs a real woman that's loyal who doesn't cheat and isn't a bitch
Jimmy Aguilar you would know about real women, Jimmy.
Burt is upset? Slip him some molly, he'll be fine. Hang on, he's complaining about working 4 days a week right now.
God this comment section is terrible. A bunch of adult men saying terrible things for a laugh. You dont know these people. What you're saying could make anyone feel shitty. Stop being terrible, please.
First here love Tom Bert and Christina p
Quarantine has got you acting different.
Hahaha ikr
Buddy burt ..I love u and that's why I'm telling u this...I think your wife is working out her personal trainer
14:53 "oh its Joey Diaz calling" I love it!🤣 .. Its like they all live in a comedy land where every body chills and they all do podcast, smoke weed & drink. Idk why, but its just funny!
Remember Bert "A shoulder to cry on is a dick to ride on." I'd be careful of those "spiritual chats" leanne's having with this trainer. Especially if she's losing weight, she's getting porked before the work out, raising her testosterone then hitting the gym.
The beginning of the end... for sure.
Bert's a millionaire. He's good
@@invisibot6602 He's also got problems with drugs and drinking. Having money doesn't mean you can't self destruct.
How do I watch YMH without getting Bert in my algorithm?
Christina looks like she’s about to blast some Bohemian Rhapsody in her AMC Pacer.
But Bert is a mess lmao
I purposely blast the episodes to hear nadav laugh lmao
Nadav is my favorite character in the saga
So proud of Bert for starting the process of getting sober. I’m inspired. If his fat ass can do it so can i
Didn't help that the shit stain known as Ari Shankar slipped him some Molly during his sober month. And all because he felt he was forced to go sober when Bert did.
Trainers in her head.
He's more than that!
Leeann is totally gonna catch that BBC. Get ready for it big boy.
She's going to want it and then regret it I bet then she's probably going to be missing Bert again
Jimmy Aguilar lol what? Sad attempt
12:27 yeah Bert’s getting cheated on.
he deserves it, keeps shittin on his wife 😂😂
John Redcorn
Good for him, he's lucky to have a wife that other people can love
@@jbreezy93. JO-OOOOOHN Redcorn
I think he was talking about himself
The quiet explosions of laughter in the background are my favorite
"I'm so worried she's gonna fck him...very next line: "I need a trainer" lolll
"I read a book" gets me every time 2:52
This is actually Bert at his more charming lol
Isn’t it the worst when broads are like “I read a book?” Hahahahaha
Bert thinking 130 is obese is hilarious.
7:49 oh boy, that's getting isolated...
Between Bert and Christina, it's like watching an episode of Peppa Pig.
I wish Joey Diaz called me too :(
I dont recognize Tom without his makeup.