What Would You Do For Money? - YMH Highlight

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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
  • Tom Segura, Christina P, Josh Potter and the rest of the YMH staff discuss the kind of "videos" they would make and for how much money. What would YOU do for "not that much" money?
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Комментарии • 699

  • @kickhuggy
    @kickhuggy 4 года назад +1972

    Am I the only one who thinks Tom and Christina use this as foreplay?

  • @zachmccabe7510
    @zachmccabe7510 4 года назад +26

    I like how she has to defend her feet 🤣

  • @Diesel257
    @Diesel257 3 года назад +5

    Christina's best joke is when she calls herself a comedian.

  • @MUSTANG1999GT100
    @MUSTANG1999GT100 4 года назад +3

    Wow these two are so funny together thank you so much

  • @PainClerk
    @PainClerk 2 года назад

    So are they NOT doing this

  • @fredo7540
    @fredo7540 2 года назад

    Damn Tom u got a freaky one 😏🤣

  • @matthewmendoza2593
    @matthewmendoza2593 4 года назад +665

    Can't wait for ymh porn production studio to finally get here

    • @DrewskiMeehan
      @DrewskiMeehan 4 года назад +4

      Josh potter already did it

    • @Chris-hw4mq
      @Chris-hw4mq 4 года назад +2

      Imagine Tom yelling at them suck it like theres no tommorow

    • @LazerCorn23
      @LazerCorn23 4 года назад

      Sign me up

    • @cziegl3r
      @cziegl3r 2 года назад +3

      They released the scene? Whats the title

  • @chinojosa4563
    @chinojosa4563 4 года назад +755

    I’m pretty sure we could still tell if it was Tom with a mask in a Porn.

    • @chadofchads4390
      @chadofchads4390 3 года назад +14

      no, everyone would guess him as Bernet Christmas

    • @xDanman09x
      @xDanman09x 3 года назад +43

      Yelling bikes when he finishes would be the give away

    • @anthony2507
      @anthony2507 2 года назад +2

      Tom and Bert in a gangbang in masks, no one would know lol

    • @shakinbottles
      @shakinbottles 2 года назад +2

      @@xDanman09x the only way you would even be able to tell lmfao

  • @Jeromi1i
    @Jeromi1i 4 года назад +985

    Ten points to josh if during the climax, he looks at the camera and says good morning Julia.

  • @rhoratedr5798
    @rhoratedr5798 4 года назад +454

    That's what I love about Tom: it doesn't matter if it was Christina's feet, face, or other feature, he wants her to have the best score 😆

    • @bobbybush1750
      @bobbybush1750 4 года назад +19

      She deserves her 5 star foot rating 😤

    • @Jeter23
      @Jeter23 3 года назад +1

      5 star mushy purples

    • @XanderShiller
      @XanderShiller 2 года назад +2

      This sounds corny (I know)
      Being unconditionally proud and supportive of your partner is genuinely intimate.

  • @skimbeeble6143
    @skimbeeble6143 4 года назад +1046

    The best part of Your Moms House is hearing the guys in the back die of laughter😂

    • @robertfan332
      @robertfan332 3 года назад +32

      I just started bingeing tf out of 2 bears 1 cave and that's all you hear is some dude sounding like hes way down a hallway just erupt laughing every couple minutes.

    • @oleksi9336
      @oleksi9336 3 года назад +7

      @@robertfan332 nadav is googling looking for shit

    • @robertfan332
      @robertfan332 3 года назад +9

      @@oleksi9336 ok fair enough but a lot of shows have a nadav. But not a nadav whose satanic laughter erupts from down a cave only after Brent or Steve say something truly heinous.

    • @mr.martyr8573
      @mr.martyr8573 3 года назад +24

      See I think that’s the worst part. Lol. That fuckin Nadav guy is absolutely insufferable.

    • @thirdworldTrini
      @thirdworldTrini 3 года назад +4

      They are the best lol

  • @josephlittlefield2313
    @josephlittlefield2313 4 года назад +234

    This has to be the most times “black guy” has been said on a podcast in under a minute

    • @clipcalhoon
      @clipcalhoon 4 года назад +25

      Probably got use to it when Bert was there and couldn’t stop being racist

    • @josephlittlefield2313
      @josephlittlefield2313 4 года назад +8

      Yeah the poor guy started to look uncomfortable after the 6th or 7th black guy reference

    • @bobfromsales9036
      @bobfromsales9036 3 года назад +4

      There are podcasts out there featuring ex-police officers. I'm sure that "black guy" comes up a lot in their dialogue about back when they were in the force.

    • @lucasng4712
      @lucasng4712 3 года назад +6

      @@bobfromsales9036 no

  • @someonewhodoesstuffandthin3715
    @someonewhodoesstuffandthin3715 4 года назад +168

    God they have such a beautiful relationship. I'll know I've met the one when we can talk about gaping on camera.

    • @dadaseyi
      @dadaseyi 4 года назад +6

      Seriously. Its really cool

    • @WillyoDee
      @WillyoDee 3 года назад +1

      Insert forever along guy gif here

    • @Woodkin007
      @Woodkin007 2 года назад +1

      It's almost like they're used to performing in front of people to pretend they're happy.

    • @ferasalhati8713
      @ferasalhati8713 3 месяца назад +1

      They’re comedians. They’re a different breed of people. If I even speak to this to any girl she simply won’t even entertain the convo 😂

  • @paulcarmi8130
    @paulcarmi8130 4 года назад +110

    *"you wanna up your rating or not?"*

    • @MrClemons92
      @MrClemons92 3 года назад

      Do ya wanna be a star?

    • @ayman7797
      @ayman7797 3 года назад

      Do you like your life ?

    • @paulcarmi8130
      @paulcarmi8130 3 года назад +1

      @@ayman7797 that sounds like a threat my guy

    • @ayman7797
      @ayman7797 3 года назад

      @@paulcarmi8130 only if you break proto

    • @paulcarmi8130
      @paulcarmi8130 3 года назад

      @@ayman7797 what is the proto?
      Edit: is the proto that I'm not supposed to quote them? Because if so, my bad. I do remember that now. Does that make me gay adam or cool Adam?

  • @markkilian1859
    @markkilian1859 4 года назад +89

    March Madness in my Panties:
    Featuring Christina Pazsitzky,
    Brad Williams and the Compton community college basketball team.

  • @malcolmexxx2109
    @malcolmexxx2109 3 года назад +34

    Born Fuckin’
    “thats a good name for an album.”
    lmao.

  • @pim5490
    @pim5490 4 года назад +131

    The thumb nail is perfect..... just one suggestion.... she needs a mask in her hand. Lol

  • @zacharyw.beavers5005
    @zacharyw.beavers5005 4 года назад +49

    "I'm trying to make some coin bro" LOL

  • @Billy8ob
    @Billy8ob 4 года назад +64

    All this shows is that YMH pays poorly..your employees consider themselves poor lol

    • @biglicker4473
      @biglicker4473 4 года назад +6

      Lmao yeah think cause they stay in cali from what i hear shit is expensive

    • @auggiedoggie4968
      @auggiedoggie4968 4 года назад +3

      @@mrmagicfingers it's not difficult compared to what? Ditch digging?

    • @RealAnthonyJones
      @RealAnthonyJones 4 года назад +8

      that first guy willing to do a movie just wants access to porn actresses, he didnt even care about the pay.

    • @joshuahales7551
      @joshuahales7551 4 года назад +7

      billythehamster you missed them saying, picture its 2008 and they are broke broke. Not saying they are broke right now

    • @hellaciousharry
      @hellaciousharry 4 года назад +1

      @steven Best 3 months late, but downloads on other platforms count as well. This might get 400k views on RUclips, but it gets millions of downloads across everything. No way they'd keep it up this long if they only made $1,500 a week.

  • @Lukerogers0121
    @Lukerogers0121 3 года назад +57

    “I literally gave birth the next day.”
    “You’re like 9 months pregnant there.”
    “I literally gave birth the next day.”

  • @ichbindoofhihi1
    @ichbindoofhihi1 4 года назад +93

    now THIS is the content I signed up for!

  • @OrangeAgent5
    @OrangeAgent5 4 года назад +51

    this so much reminds of howard stern in his early years... *just great boundless comedy*

  • @edwardshaw1743
    @edwardshaw1743 4 года назад +42

    Josh pulled out the Uno reverse card on Christina

  • @Lordandmaster26
    @Lordandmaster26 4 года назад +126

    Lol “what bout the clippers?” 😂☠️

  • @bryanrose4850
    @bryanrose4850 4 года назад +55

    What happened to josh wolf man potter getting his body wax

  • @marshtopia529
    @marshtopia529 4 года назад +124

    MATE. For one million dollers I'd give my mom the directors cut.

    • @fatjonseatingadventures5429
      @fatjonseatingadventures5429 3 года назад +5

      I’d have her in the fucking room, these people are too weird to not take that deal

    • @cityhawk
      @cityhawk 3 года назад +3

      Under Two Conditions: 1) It’s never spoken of ever again. Goes to the grave with everyone. 2) There has to be paperwork stating that it could never be released to the general public. I’m getting a damn good lawyer for this.

    • @MrSidney9
      @MrSidney9 2 года назад

      @@fatjonseatingadventures5429 What?

    • @jblz86
      @jblz86 2 года назад

      @@cityhawk Bro, after lawyer's fee's and all that, you'd net like $500

  • @stevenlaxton3618
    @stevenlaxton3618 3 года назад +63

    Josh turning the tables on Christina was fucking epic...timing was perfect and spun her around right quick hahaha

  • @fdub301
    @fdub301 4 года назад +53

    I’m gonna need you guys to reup that Alexis Fawx clip

    • @athmaid
      @athmaid 4 года назад

      What did I miss

    • @fdub301
      @fdub301 4 года назад +8

      Gordon Beck vital information from Dr. Fawx

    • @athmaid
      @athmaid 4 года назад

      @@fdub301 dang it

    • @ojeda5577
      @ojeda5577 4 года назад +6

      VITAL! Must watch Dr. Fawx to know the real deal about this coronavirus

  • @jw6405
    @jw6405 4 года назад +22

    Lol, she said getting into the sex industry could be like "getting into a dark hole." No one laughed... I am a child.

  • @incoglido
    @incoglido 4 года назад +6

    I guess the interracial aspect is what would just take it to the depths of depravity.

  • @bobkmac
    @bobkmac 3 года назад +18

    Christina P: It's a dark hole.
    Everyone else: well that's another "niche lane".

  • @hernanperez6550
    @hernanperez6550 4 года назад +91

    These two are perfect for eachother. Relationship goals

    • @sk83below
      @sk83below 2 года назад +5

      100% lol I hope they never divorce

  • @rictoectol9814
    @rictoectol9814 4 года назад +31

    I’d watch Tom’s first adult production.😂

  • @Bald_Monkey
    @Bald_Monkey Год назад +9

    That Clippers joke made me laugh harder than Tom ever did 😂 what a legend Cristina 🤙🏾 jesus crist that came way outta pocket

  • @michaelmo-ri-ar-ty1016
    @michaelmo-ri-ar-ty1016 4 года назад +16

    LMAO!! I'm cleaning the trunk of my car out while listening to this for the first time and I found a luchadore mask I had years ago for Halloween in my trunk.

    • @GriotDNB
      @GriotDNB 4 года назад +1

      Closet perv or just weird?

  • @Cocpain
    @Cocpain 4 года назад +11

    I don't know if the mask would help, you let out one snort and the cats out of the bag.

  • @jayj3000
    @jayj3000 4 года назад +52

    I love that that Piper Perri scene is so good that it's become like instantly recognizable as like an all time insane porn scene.

  • @danb4811
    @danb4811 4 года назад +18

    The thumbnail made me cry with laughter oh my god

  • @aroseyglow
    @aroseyglow 4 года назад +14

    Tom had a Garth rage moment in this clip. Just a matter of time till an abandoned grave full of baristas turn up. Or......maybe is Tom actually Garth? We need to get them in the same room.

  • @keviiinramaaaage7650
    @keviiinramaaaage7650 4 года назад +17

    "What about the Clippers" hahahahaha that's fantastic. I was thinking the Los Angeles Chargers practice squad. I'd watch

  • @reekforceone1992
    @reekforceone1992 4 года назад +11

    Christina thought it was funny at first then when they started talking about really doing it she got uncomfortable! Haaa!

  • @rayholliday5134
    @rayholliday5134 4 года назад +40

    I love how they laugh when christina said josh fell apart emotionally, 🤣🤣

  • @BG-pg5tu
    @BG-pg5tu 4 года назад +12

    4:49 "we just went from "I don't know if I wanna show....to interracial gangbangs. That's quite a leap." Tom, you literally primed her with that like 3:34. She ran with YOUR idea and you forgot you said it.

  • @seanmcguire7974
    @seanmcguire7974 2 года назад +9

    I love how grossed out n offended she looked when asked about the gang bang, then totally switched up 2 mins later

  • @joeyjoejoejr.shabadu8857
    @joeyjoejoejr.shabadu8857 4 года назад +18

    Tom's head is spinning from the cocaine possibilities!😺🍀

  • @mandolorian162
    @mandolorian162 3 года назад +9

    First mask he thinks of is a luchador 🤣

  • @EddiedaCoolyest
    @EddiedaCoolyest 3 года назад +20

    I would not care who found my porn if I'm getting paid well and doing it for a living, but I'd be a little self conscious if I had an OF and making like $10 every 3 months

    • @StanleyKubick1
      @StanleyKubick1 3 года назад +2

      there's a million sad guys out there with $10 to spare, you chief among them

  • @Ashutt92
    @Ashutt92 4 года назад +11

    Why would she take a picture of that poor woman giving her a pedicure?

    • @Ashutt92
      @Ashutt92 3 года назад

      @J Fon lolol

  • @cannibalchainsaw
    @cannibalchainsaw 4 года назад +10

    Was that Christina P in that video? I knew I'd seen her somewhere before.

  • @ksmith96
    @ksmith96 4 года назад +6

    Excepppppt the gold Eyes Wide Shut mask kinda looks just like Tom. 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @MrGarwood420
    @MrGarwood420 4 года назад +15

    "I'll strip and clip that gaboon myself"

  • @XanderShiller
    @XanderShiller 2 года назад +10

    11:33 Tom being a professional broadcaster, singlehandedly saving the show. 👏

  • @chrisw.4318
    @chrisw.4318 4 года назад +14

    There is literally nothing I wouldn’t do for $1,000,000. Sex scene? Done. Murder? Done.

    • @deckerstirek9213
      @deckerstirek9213 2 года назад

      Hey buddy just making sure you’re not in prison for murder yet

  • @WMSFilms
    @WMSFilms 4 года назад +62

    Literal best thumbnail I've ever seen. Tom and Christina are 2 of my favorite comedians on the planet. Tom is the only comedian I've ever seen live and it was amazing

    • @zlac
      @zlac 3 года назад

      Looking at the thumbnail, I thought it was Johnny Knoxville!

    • @Ivegotwormsinme
      @Ivegotwormsinme 2 года назад +1

      I had tickets to go see Doug Stanhope and wound up getting arrested the day before and spending the weekend in jail. DERP. Still haven't seen a comedian live.

  • @chunktruffleshuffle1606
    @chunktruffleshuffle1606 4 года назад +14

    Keep feathering it quarantiners

  • @bowserbrowser6559
    @bowserbrowser6559 2 года назад +11

    Its nice of Tom to give Christine a home, out here taking care of the toks.

  • @takdan
    @takdan 2 года назад +2

    lol at the thumbnail for this thing.

  • @tonyiommi2380
    @tonyiommi2380 4 года назад +16

    Great idea, let's go full trottle!

  • @bobcampbell3817
    @bobcampbell3817 4 года назад +18

    Omfg dying laughing you guys are hilarious

  • @Ashutt92
    @Ashutt92 4 года назад +7

    There should be a picture of tom in the corner jackin it for the cover photo

  • @vaughancello
    @vaughancello 4 года назад +3

    This was absolutely the worst fucking video to listen to as I made this sandwich🤣

  • @BreezeeZone
    @BreezeeZone 3 года назад +1

    nah your feet just look like that.

  • @Stupidspencer1
    @Stupidspencer1 2 года назад +5

    Christina, you are such a cool chick! Tom, you did well for yourself.

  • @gilligan80
    @gilligan80 2 года назад +1

    It looks like your foot has a wrist

  • @MrKrtek00
    @MrKrtek00 3 года назад +7

    I love the guys laughing their ass off in the background

  • @zoezzzarko1117
    @zoezzzarko1117 3 года назад +23

    This was the funniest YMH clip, yet. The directions and corners this took is so GOOD 💖❤💜

  • @fullyilluminated
    @fullyilluminated 4 года назад +6

    The thumbnail looks like Christina has a funny question to ask those guys.

  • @PimpMacSlickBac
    @PimpMacSlickBac 3 года назад +6

    Did Josh ever film it?
    Asking for a friend...

  • @leathery420
    @leathery420 4 года назад +5

    lol Tom with the glasses kind of looks like a fat Chris Watts (The family annihilator)

  • @brandontilghman9610
    @brandontilghman9610 2 года назад +4

    Considering all that's happened since this clip was uploaded, the mask question seemed pretty casual to me lol

  • @dalekelly7639
    @dalekelly7639 4 года назад +5

    Couldn't they do a split screen to show the photos they're looking at?

  • @boogieboss
    @boogieboss 2 года назад +3

    Imagine you parents talk like that in a podcast.

  • @perrygriffin2371
    @perrygriffin2371 4 года назад +5

    Christina is fine👌 😘

    • @Ontime2day
      @Ontime2day 4 года назад +1

      She looks like Tom as each day passes. You'll see it more when Tom wears glasses!

  • @SpeedSeekerMoto
    @SpeedSeekerMoto 4 года назад +3

    If it was an hour long shoot I would film for $500 no problem. I could do two or 3 scenes a day. Take the weekends off. Would be a hell of a gig.

  • @Da_Genrul
    @Da_Genrul 4 года назад +3

    I really dont think porn would have any effect on a comedy career. If anything it would probably help it.

  • @mjuberian
    @mjuberian 2 года назад +2

    What a pathetic society we are living in.

  • @tylerbailey835
    @tylerbailey835 2 года назад +1

    I'd just do POV videos, no harm no foul

  • @travis7350
    @travis7350 4 года назад +6

    Will she eat a browns brown?

  • @crazyjoedavola5430
    @crazyjoedavola5430 4 года назад +7

    This thing went off the rails quick...

  • @nick1834
    @nick1834 3 года назад +4

    The look they give each other at 12:45

  • @Agent_KD6-3.7
    @Agent_KD6-3.7 4 года назад +5

    Tom was in a hurry to move the conversation along when Enni bangin Mommy Tina got in his head.

  • @PandaOnRitalin
    @PandaOnRitalin 4 года назад +4

    Not putting the black guy from your podcast on the thumbnail was a missed chance.

    • @Ontime2day
      @Ontime2day 4 года назад

      That is misdirection and absent information, classic Cinema.

  • @TechLeague_84
    @TechLeague_84 Год назад +1

    That thumbnail is wild lmao

  • @JohnDoe-cd6ro
    @JohnDoe-cd6ro 4 года назад +4

    Can someone explain to me who Barry aka Wood is? I can't find any links or any info.

  • @RealAzK
    @RealAzK 2 года назад +3

    2 years later, i'm still waiting for tom's porn productions studio.

  • @Josh-nc6nt
    @Josh-nc6nt 2 года назад +1

    Tom's wife would 100% cheat on him. And I feel bad for him. Not because of this clip. But a combination of clips I've seen of her.

  • @Roejogan3
    @Roejogan3 3 года назад +3

    Tom will never see his wife the same.. dammm

  • @Thehermderm
    @Thehermderm 2 года назад +2

    At the height of mine an my gf’s drug addiction we both made OF’s accounts we maybe made $130 in a month lol but gave up pretty quickly 😂

    • @notorioustito8515
      @notorioustito8515 2 года назад

      Should've hit reddit and Tumblr lol

    • @Thehermderm
      @Thehermderm 2 года назад +2

      @@notorioustito8515 never thought of that 🤔😂 great tip thanks lmao

  • @dudemaister96
    @dudemaister96 4 года назад +6

    man what a thumbnail

  • @nicholasbyram296
    @nicholasbyram296 4 года назад +8

    Best meme-nail of the year.

  • @thedanksavatron7782
    @thedanksavatron7782 4 года назад +5

    This thumbnail should be a T-shirt!

  • @aleksisuuronen5969
    @aleksisuuronen5969 4 года назад +4

    Gang bangs are in a niche market? Try again

  • @Straggler8
    @Straggler8 4 года назад +5

    15:35 Am I only one in comment section laughing my ass off from this burp or it's common? New guy here XD

    • @benchase5797
      @benchase5797 4 года назад +2

      Straggler8 very common

    • @elishmuel1976
      @elishmuel1976 3 года назад +3

      You have no idea. And it's not the only area where you would find her gas escaping.

  • @miamoore1666
    @miamoore1666 3 года назад +2

    There isn’t much I wouldn’t do for money, lol, no nothing illegal or immoral, but basically I’d love to contribute and help my wonderful husband of 31 years! If it’s disgusting or gross or painful only to myself I’d do it. I’ve been ill for the past year and my husband has done Everything for me I owe him the world!

  • @Scrubject16
    @Scrubject16 Год назад +1

    3 years ago.
    WHERE IS IT TOM?

  • @ryanmurphy7355
    @ryanmurphy7355 3 года назад +3

    That pepper Peri/ Christina thumbnail lmaooo

  • @abortdfetusvrgaming3272
    @abortdfetusvrgaming3272 2 года назад +5

    I just can't with whoever is off camera laughing his ass off in every video, I love it hahahahahaha

  • @Stevefoster80
    @Stevefoster80 2 года назад +3

    Am I the only one who thinks Tom is a good jack Murphy impersonator 😂😂

  • @bluetextbooks
    @bluetextbooks 4 года назад +10

    I've seen that video but that Thumbnail was terrifying!

  • @RockstarGarage
    @RockstarGarage 3 года назад

    Tom didn't upload any new photos he just cheated and hired bots to up her rating.