Ep. 53 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ryan Sickler

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    Bert Kreischer is out for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, but Ryan Sickler joins Tom Segura in his place. Ryan and Tom start out this episode by discussing Jeffrey Toobin's recent scandal and take a look at OJ Simpson's video response on the matter. They share stories from being on jury duty, and read an email from a super cool mom. This prompts Ryan and Tom to share some of their craziest sex stories, as well as stories about strippers, Woody Harrelson, and Ryan's old roommate.
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  • @ambermueller89
    @ambermueller89 3 года назад +2033

    Sickler-Segura chemistry is top-notch.

    • @shaneglue7082
      @shaneglue7082 3 года назад +73

      Agreed. That and the fact that two people split the conversation 50/50 instead of 90/10 😂 I love Brett, don't get it twisted.

    • @SuperPope69
      @SuperPope69 3 года назад +48

      Bert let Tom talk so much this episode

    • @nadeaner.cowley513
      @nadeaner.cowley513 3 года назад +20

      Yea I really like them together. Maybe equal or a bit more than Burt. I was just saying I really like Sicklers voice, super sexy....I cant put my finger on it, but his voice is like deep and Idk cocky a little with a bit of a Jersey sound to it...idk..but for whatever reason his voice is really sexy.

    • @1sickolas
      @1sickolas 3 года назад +13

      Bye Bertus interruptus, Sickler for the win. Tom and Ryan are the funniest together.

    • @royceisthebestrapper7686
      @royceisthebestrapper7686 3 года назад +6

      1 bear 1 ideal replacement 1 cave :)

  • @donkeymucles
    @donkeymucles 3 года назад +829

    Sickler has such a good energy about him

  • @toratora662
    @toratora662 3 года назад +2100

    Why is Brent so likeable on this episode?

    • @michaelortiz2588
      @michaelortiz2588 3 года назад +17

      Because he is a awesome guy!

    • @mimigiggles4199
      @mimigiggles4199 3 года назад +22

      He looks so trim too.

    • @user-ok6gd5uu7l
      @user-ok6gd5uu7l 3 года назад +48

      U can tell its not brent by the single water bottle instead of the jug of koolaid.

    • @marycallahan2334
      @marycallahan2334 3 года назад +10

      @@user-ok6gd5uu7l and side beverages. 🥃🍹🍺

    • @0mally333
      @0mally333 3 года назад +11

      Uh hundred percent

  • @aubreejunesmom
    @aubreejunesmom 3 года назад +432

    I'm rewatching this episode and wishing Ryan and Tom had their own podcast together. That would be SO nice 😊

  • @loisaida2980
    @loisaida2980 3 года назад +87

    No joke, this is the only podcast episode in existence I've listened to over and over. Sickler telling the story about his boy on the Maryland baseball team cracks me every single time.

    • @emccaffertyful
      @emccaffertyful 3 года назад +2

      It's my favorite part too.

    • @seamusthedawg2456
      @seamusthedawg2456 3 года назад +2

      the gangsta story is great to listen to also

    • @daemonmichael3635
      @daemonmichael3635 Год назад +1

      2023 still coming back just to listen to this exact episode

    • @shitisbigtime
      @shitisbigtime Год назад +1

      There’s a couple I listen to every few months to shake the cobwebs out lol. Joey Diaz on YMH talking about the one legged woman, and the Pearl Harbor episode of History Hyenas. This is my first time watching this episode hopefully it will join the list 😂

  • @tomzirp4457
    @tomzirp4457 3 года назад +2244

    Bert claims to be the best at storytelling but sicklecell just brought the HEATT

    • @marycallahan2334
      @marycallahan2334 3 года назад +78

      Bert em embellishes too much. He even admits that he can’t remember the details so he makes them up. 🥃🥴

    • @j.b.7133
      @j.b.7133 3 года назад +136

      Bert also can't finish sentences without butchering words. The dude is one of the most overrated "comedians" in the world.

    • @andrewtregoning
      @andrewtregoning 3 года назад +49

      sicklecell is the best in the business, no one better at stories imo.

    • @Raaaa10331
      @Raaaa10331 3 года назад +57

      @@j.b.7133 agreed. Would way rather watch these 2 over Bret and that awful laugh.

    • @RabbyRabbithole
      @RabbyRabbithole 3 года назад +39

      @@Raaaa10331 I truly think he just forces the screeches because he thinks people like it but it's just unbearable

  • @jstamps101
    @jstamps101 3 года назад +123

    "she's a mom...and a teacher." My face hurts. 😂😂😂

  • @chloer.9545
    @chloer.9545 3 года назад +384

    “Someone I was inside of has now perished” - Sicklecell 2020

  • @malcolmrichards7754
    @malcolmrichards7754 3 года назад +40

    My wife passed earlier this year, thank you tom and bert for the continued laughter when the world feels very dark sometimes.

    • @arnoldhernandez1910
      @arnoldhernandez1910 Год назад +6

      I hope you’re doing ok brother

    • @angelaseymour4464
      @angelaseymour4464 Год назад +5

      Bless your heart sir. Hoping that the two years since you posted this has brought you peace and happier times.
      Praying for you.

    • @user-gp6jj5ye4c
      @user-gp6jj5ye4c 5 месяцев назад

      I wish u the best but wtf has that got to do with a video

  • @christian07skate
    @christian07skate 3 года назад +187

    Sickler’s laugh sounds like you threw a tickle me Elmo out of a plane 34:13

  • @fistbuger8169
    @fistbuger8169 3 года назад +403

    You never realize how funny Tom is until he gets a chance to speak

    • @royeaston6067
      @royeaston6067 3 года назад

      Tom's not funny I think he's a conniving wanker. I just love Bert so I'll tolerate it he's more childish than burt but laughs in a deep voice so it tricks you into thinking he's not a giant man child dickhead.

    • @Synchro789
      @Synchro789 3 года назад +28

      @@royeaston6067 turn it down a notch Lyle, we still love Brett

    • @TheRCish
      @TheRCish 3 года назад +9

      @@royeaston6067 More childish than a man who drinks a gallon of kool-aid a day?

    • @royeaston6067
      @royeaston6067 3 года назад

      @@TheRCishYes.

    • @JessicaSmith-yg9cn
      @JessicaSmith-yg9cn 3 года назад

      Underrated comment.

  • @richie9878
    @richie9878 3 года назад +1399

    Tom promoting hair lost products is like OJ giving you marriage advice.

    • @DunkelSonic
      @DunkelSonic 3 года назад +68

      Go easy, he's a widow

    • @RolandSpecialSauce
      @RolandSpecialSauce 3 года назад +9

      OJ is a saint.

    • @MrHutchcha
      @MrHutchcha 3 года назад +7

      He is such a nice man on Twitter

    • @YourLastWish
      @YourLastWish 3 года назад +8

      Lol. Idk why Tom's not trying to get OJ on the set.

    • @richie9878
      @richie9878 3 года назад +2

      @@MrHutchcha hello Twitter world...

  • @MyBlitz7
    @MyBlitz7 3 года назад +530

    Tom: I found a dead body in a cornfield.
    Ryan: I was on the jury of a drug case with the cartel watching me in the courtroom.
    Bert: Let's see how many pizza toppings we can name that don't have the letter 'e.'

    • @matthewgierula5674
      @matthewgierula5674 3 года назад +31

      Ahhh hundred percent on the money

    • @PEREYDARAY
      @PEREYDARAY 3 года назад +46

      In a nutshell burnt is awful..hey lets call whitney

    • @idreamofthesix
      @idreamofthesix 3 года назад +30

      @@PEREYDARAY Bert is so obsessed with how famous she is. Its weird as shit.

    • @kcrichton7485
      @kcrichton7485 3 года назад +9

      @@idreamofthesix uhhhhhhundred percent

    • @shaydee5641
      @shaydee5641 3 года назад

      😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @danielwilson7448
    @danielwilson7448 3 года назад +882

    Ryan Sickler's next special should be called The Sun, The Moon, and The Truth.

    • @spoonb16acrx2003
      @spoonb16acrx2003 3 года назад +20

      He should make some merch with that

    • @kennybuttons1763
      @kennybuttons1763 3 года назад +12

      @@spoonb16acrx2003 I'd buy that in a heartbeat 😂😂

    • @av5575
      @av5575 3 года назад +2

      Yes bro!!

    • @gilbertjuarez3450
      @gilbertjuarez3450 3 года назад

      @@spoonb16acrx2003 I

    • @rflanaganagan8489
      @rflanaganagan8489 3 года назад +1

      I have a 4 year old and was thinking about telling her that

  • @NoseNuggets
    @NoseNuggets 3 года назад +725

    No offense intended to Bert, but this was easily and by far the best 2 bears. It would be criminal for these two not to do this regularly.

    • @davidfhth6842
      @davidfhth6842 3 года назад +18

      Bobby lee was best

    • @Hipsael
      @Hipsael 3 года назад +19

      @@davidfhth6842 Tommy just vibes with all these dudes bc you can see he respects them lmfaooo

    • @uhhhCorey
      @uhhhCorey 3 года назад +12

      They do heaps of hodeydew podcasts together

    • @td1158
      @td1158 3 года назад +8

      i'm just gonna assume that you didn't see the bobby lee episode yet at the time when you made this comment

    • @smo1898
      @smo1898 3 года назад +6

      Bert ever 9 sentences "okay okay okay let's go back and forth and we'll each pick 5 celebrities..."

  • @CJJC42
    @CJJC42 3 года назад +382

    This is what two bears should have always been

    • @RabbyRabbithole
      @RabbyRabbithole 3 года назад +14

      preach

    • @sethgiffin5812
      @sethgiffin5812 3 года назад +9

      Couldn’t agree more

    • @jtreid0907
      @jtreid0907 3 года назад +28

      uhhhh hundred percent

    • @spencerwhite43
      @spencerwhite43 3 года назад +4

      I honestly thought that’s what this was when I first started watching

    • @spikedmo
      @spikedmo 3 года назад +4

      Having Bert be an insane person I think makes the podcast what it is.

  • @TheRubenJohnson
    @TheRubenJohnson 3 года назад +370

    They should start a podcast just doing comedic true crime

    • @jpk51
      @jpk51 3 года назад +1

      And have josh potter fill in if Ryan or Tom are busy That would be a dream team

    • @leighbourne824
      @leighbourne824 3 года назад +3

      I. Am. Here. For. This.

    • @davidrampone
      @davidrampone 3 года назад +2

      Listen to Timesuck.

    • @only_son5040
      @only_son5040 3 года назад

      One hundred 💯

    • @calliepreston8000
      @calliepreston8000 3 года назад

      Oh my god this would be the best series ever

  • @kevinl3254
    @kevinl3254 3 года назад +456

    When I seen it was Ryan instead of Brent I clicked so fast that tongue got stuck in my teeth and I could not understand what I was sayin

    • @ceebee491
      @ceebee491 3 года назад +5

      Gold.👍

    • @Raaaa10331
      @Raaaa10331 3 года назад +2

      Hope they keep it this way!

    • @joshcarpenter2178
      @joshcarpenter2178 3 года назад +2

      Somewhat deep cut right here

    • @smashin
      @smashin 3 года назад +4

      This was my original thought when 2 Bears started, felt Ryan would have been a better fit.

    • @Kim-SCUSA
      @Kim-SCUSA 3 года назад +1

      Scene not seen

  • @coast_cross
    @coast_cross 3 года назад +93

    It's nice seeing Tom's face light up when he talks about murder

  • @junkdrawerproduction
    @junkdrawerproduction 3 года назад +125

    I foolishly took a drink of water during the “early bird gets the worm, my mom just died” line. Now I’m all wet.

    • @susie7336
      @susie7336 3 года назад +7

      That’s what she said

    • @nevertell2002
      @nevertell2002 3 года назад +2

      Hot

    • @michaeltonikov
      @michaeltonikov 2 года назад +1

      All wet? LET THE CONVERSATION BEGIN

    • @thegreatpretender9431
      @thegreatpretender9431 2 года назад +1

      Who was his room mate? Is it a comedian

    • @jurj97
      @jurj97 2 года назад +1

      @@thegreatpretender9431 they called him Puddin. I've looked into it, seems like he was just some regular guy

  • @Katedunlap1838
    @Katedunlap1838 3 года назад +45

    We really need a podcast of just these two. I love every single episode where they are together.

  • @c1audius
    @c1audius 3 года назад +156

    Never been this early before. Opening with O.J. is a strong start 😂

    • @ELDRAZI
      @ELDRAZI 3 года назад

      Not Mick Blotters I prefer blotters with my OJ

  • @DavisD814
    @DavisD814 3 года назад +188

    There’s no better duo that I love than Sickle Cell and Tommy Buns! I’m turning into a telescope!
    James Brown was 6’3” y’all! Don’t let anyone tell you different.

  • @shevchenko7cfc941
    @shevchenko7cfc941 5 месяцев назад +2

    I've rewatched every sickler episode 50 times, I've not even clicked on the episodes when bert's on.

  • @michaeljamesmccabe
    @michaeljamesmccabe 3 года назад +25

    Two Bears is all of sudden very watchable! Fun and engaging. Good vibe between the hosts. No overt promoting. What element of the show was cut out?

    • @graystanton6438
      @graystanton6438 3 года назад +2

      Only the narcissistic booze bag in constant denial about his alcoholism🤷🏻‍♂️ who would’ve thought?

  • @nate-lion
    @nate-lion 3 года назад +391

    I love Bert, but Tommy Bunz and Sickle Cell are a better duo for podcasting. This was amazing.

    • @Sotiredofbeing
      @Sotiredofbeing 3 года назад +5

      Ahundred percent!

    • @videoj4281
      @videoj4281 3 года назад +15

      Burt insists on driving and he’s bad at it.

    • @stefan1132
      @stefan1132 3 года назад +2

      Agreed

    • @GiftedMoFo
      @GiftedMoFo 3 года назад

      Bert is sad

    • @Sotiredofbeing
      @Sotiredofbeing 3 года назад

      @@GiftedMoFo ya but he sure did something right.

  • @rayparibello
    @rayparibello 3 года назад +464

    "Hey Twitter World"
    Make that a tshirt with blood splatters and a knife

  • @SR-kt7jc
    @SR-kt7jc 3 года назад +199

    Ryan's side of the table looks so empty without a bottle of Fitvine, a can of Red Bull, can of diet Coke and half a gallon of Kool-aid.

  • @zenecoley7965
    @zenecoley7965 3 года назад +30

    This might be my favorite podcast episode ever.

    • @prettyboycat8278
      @prettyboycat8278 3 года назад +1

      Same. It’s this one and Joey Diaz on YMH that are my favorite episodes

  • @H8nb8n
    @H8nb8n 3 года назад +65

    "You gotta hit News."
    -An entertainer teaching his tech guy basic googling skills

    • @AhYesIndeedItsFunTime
      @AhYesIndeedItsFunTime 3 года назад +9

      Julius Sabatini seriously what a R word, every single pod, fire him already

  • @kylediverson3197
    @kylediverson3197 3 года назад +191

    Good morning my beautiful queens above 18!

    • @IAMASlave4dem
      @IAMASlave4dem 3 года назад +3

      Si papi

    • @ojeda5577
      @ojeda5577 3 года назад +6

      I can't wait to purchase a shirt for my wet t shirt contest king!! Queen above 18 here😂😂😂😂

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 3 года назад

      @@ojeda5577 😎

    • @seank997
      @seank997 3 года назад +1

      The King hopes you have a wonderful day

    • @rodgerjamesbeck
      @rodgerjamesbeck 3 года назад

      "...You know Kyle loves the no bra look, come on now..."

  • @lacefacethegreat
    @lacefacethegreat 3 года назад +35

    Ryan Sickler's laugh ALWAYS brightens my day! :)

  • @Unsub-Me-Now
    @Unsub-Me-Now 3 года назад +89

    What a relief, we might actually hear Tom say more than a few words today!

    • @kane4191
      @kane4191 3 года назад

      I'm with u

    • @lukebryant6771
      @lukebryant6771 3 года назад +2

      What we have here is a failure to communicate

    • @DoodlesHD719
      @DoodlesHD719 3 года назад +3

      Hear, not here

    • @FenCorrea
      @FenCorrea 3 года назад +1

      @@lukebryant6771 *Civil War by GNR plays in the background* 🎸🎸🎸🎸

    • @DNYGdj
      @DNYGdj 3 года назад

      What a relief, we get to hear tummy speak in black the whole episode!

  • @dentonnix1480
    @dentonnix1480 3 года назад +22

    This Tom guy is pretty funny, glad I was able to hear him say more than 2 words this episode.

  • @seanob9245
    @seanob9245 3 года назад +17

    The pipsqueak that ryan let's out at 34:50. I died at that point

    • @the_uglysteve6933
      @the_uglysteve6933 2 года назад

      Hahahhaaha I think a pod of whales were beached because of that

  • @podespault
    @podespault 3 года назад +159

    This is what it feels like when people have a conversation O_O

    •  3 года назад +2

      Your mom makes great conversation as well

    • @jessebremner5209
      @jessebremner5209 3 года назад

      Agree... I could do with half bert half sickler

    • @JessicaSmith-yg9cn
      @JessicaSmith-yg9cn 3 года назад +4

      What? You mean instead of listening to Burnt fake hysterically laugh and lie about how crazy he is? Why would you prefer a real conversation? 😁

  • @StacyOnt
    @StacyOnt 3 года назад +21

    This might be one of my favourite of all the YMH series' episodes I've ever seen. Top ten, for sure. Please bring Sickler back to guest host again.

  • @AnnahSoul
    @AnnahSoul 3 года назад +52

    So This is what the podcast sounds like when Tom can get a word in. Hilarious

  • @jacobhadaway868
    @jacobhadaway868 Год назад +2

    34:45 this part here caught me of guard so fast!

  • @KrustyKrabbzy
    @KrustyKrabbzy 3 года назад +38

    When are the “Classics” and “The Sun, The Moon, The Truth” shirts coming?

  • @DavidSmith-wr5sj
    @DavidSmith-wr5sj 3 года назад +616

    I don't want to be controversial, but Ryan should replace Bart.

    • @BorisBidjanSaberi11
      @BorisBidjanSaberi11 3 года назад +60

      Honestly..... Bert gets really tiring to listen to, I want to hear Toms story’s too

    • @kcrichton7485
      @kcrichton7485 3 года назад +39

      Uuuhhhhhhundred percent agree, Bert's so annoying and screechy screaming all the time, I dont watch ones with Bart Chrysler anymore

    • @stefan1132
      @stefan1132 3 года назад +3

      Agreed

    • @kevinflynn5052
      @kevinflynn5052 3 года назад +3

      @William Benoit lover

    • @bill-un5zg
      @bill-un5zg 3 года назад +1

      Yesssssss!

  • @DyronBean
    @DyronBean 3 года назад +129

    Love watching Tom guide Nadav through google. I can see the flames behind Tom's eyes get hotter with every word spoken lol

    • @JohnSmith-ti3oy
      @JohnSmith-ti3oy 3 года назад +3

      I was reading your comment right when it happened, I lost my shiit laughing.

    • @YourLastWish
      @YourLastWish 3 года назад +3

      Hey now. Not like nadav had been doing this a long time.... not like they as him to Google something 10x episode. Lololol.

  • @af9487
    @af9487 3 года назад +58

    I love Ryan's laugh. That dude laughs like there's no tomorrow!

    • @carsonottocullen1542
      @carsonottocullen1542 3 года назад +1

      Right?? I mean Bert has a pretty distinctive laugh as well, but honestly it sometimes gets a little annoying, where as Sickles just gives you the giggles...... 😉 see what I did there?! Teeheehee

    • @tc4423
      @tc4423 3 года назад +1

      Lee Sayet laughs like Ryan

  • @MitenSoni
    @MitenSoni 2 года назад +8

    This is one of the best 2 Bears guest episodes. I keep coming back to this one.

  • @PikaFreakenChu
    @PikaFreakenChu 3 года назад +29

    Hey this guy Tom Segura is pretty funny, they should have him more often

  • @Heroasaurus
    @Heroasaurus 3 года назад +762

    James Brown was 6’3” anyone who says otherwise is a liar.

  • @hopeless__-ut6tg
    @hopeless__-ut6tg 3 года назад +44

    Tom actually getting some words in on this podcast; almost forgot what his voice sounded like.

  • @vandelayindustries6313
    @vandelayindustries6313 3 года назад +119

    The energy between these two is so much more enjoyable and natural. I like Bert but it's so refreshing to not hear someone talking about himself 24/7, only interrupted by hypothetical nonsense ideas involving celebrities, and "a huuuuundred percent" affirmations.

    • @demitrirallis783
      @demitrirallis783 3 года назад +7

      You forgot fake over the top laughing

    • @joshcorvette
      @joshcorvette 3 года назад +6

      +1 to that, It's nice not having someone who takes time out of every episode to gush and blow a random celebrity for 20 mins

    • @Miodrag.Vukomanovic
      @Miodrag.Vukomanovic 3 года назад +1

      What personality disorder does Bert have ya think? Psychopathic?

    • @jackkarapetyan2064
      @jackkarapetyan2064 3 года назад +4

      I’m all for talking smack about Bret. But Why listen, if you legitimately don’t like him? Life’s short. Don’t leave a negative comment or listen to someone if you don’t enjoy it.

    • @MISCELLANEOUSGOON
      @MISCELLANEOUSGOON 3 года назад +5

      I think these claims are valid but at least half the appeal of this show is Bert playing an exaggerated character of himself and Tom playing off of that and that model works pretty well it seems. I think Bert’s more self-aware than what he alludes to in some of these podcasts. In Bertcast, for instance he’s much less like this character that appears in 2 Bears 1 Cave. It’s all free entertainment, watch something else if this isn’t your cup of tea. Love Bert, Tom and Ryan, no need to compare them for me.

  • @ComixConsumed
    @ComixConsumed 3 года назад +14

    Can we get a once a month tom and ryan podcast? This was so much fun to listen to

  • @dawsonrudy9130
    @dawsonrudy9130 3 года назад +14

    My favorite part of the podcast was when they started talking about Cuba Gooding Jr. as if he DIDN'T play O.J. Simpson in the TV show they talked about earlier in the podcast. Hahahaha

  • @Dooky-mv1by
    @Dooky-mv1by 3 года назад +131

    1:25:00
    "The early bird gets the worm."
    "What? My mom just died."

    • @BozAwesome
      @BozAwesome 3 года назад +4

      who r they talking about here...?

    • @sooooopernate
      @sooooopernate 3 года назад +2

      @@BozAwesome Sebastion?

    • @MarkS806
      @MarkS806 3 года назад +3

      My guess was Steve Simone

    • @austinarnold155
      @austinarnold155 3 года назад +2

      @@BozAwesome I don't think it's anyone famous. Just a mutual friend of both of theirs.

    • @yourenotrelatable
      @yourenotrelatable 3 года назад +4

      @@BozAwesome ralphie may

  • @Filiolus
    @Filiolus 3 года назад +18

    Always a good day when T-bunz and Sickle cell get together, love their friendship!

  • @raytrumble1994
    @raytrumble1994 3 года назад +97

    Ryan Sickler is one of my favorite stand up comedians. His “Get a hold of yourself” album is one of my favorite comedy albums. It’s really one of my favorite albums to listen to when I get way to high Lol I throw in my head phones go out back and play fetch with my dog while I listen 😂😂

    • @justinbell5167
      @justinbell5167 3 года назад +4

      Had to stop the podcast to listen to it. Never heard that set before but you're right. That was comedy gold 👌

    • @johnbriggs5751
      @johnbriggs5751 3 года назад +4

      Sounds like the perfect way to spend an afternoon 🔥🤙

  • @bricks1017
    @bricks1017 3 года назад +31

    This is such a breath of fresh air. I can’t handle Barts ADD rambling anymore.

  • @thebrutebrody8182
    @thebrutebrody8182 3 года назад +12

    Sick and Gura with that natural chemistry. These two combined make for such an easy, and hysterical, watch 👏🏻

  • @memorama66
    @memorama66 3 года назад +19

    Bert looks great. He's sober, clean shaven, seems a lot happier. Didn't shit on Lee Ann not once. I'm happy for him 👍🏻

  • @ItMrTimmons
    @ItMrTimmons 3 года назад +202

    This and the Bobby Lee one made me realize I might be tired of burt on here. Especially after the last episode.

    • @Ramboskates85
      @Ramboskates85 3 года назад +47

      Berts own wife has a better episode than he does

    • @RyanJames-iv3qu
      @RyanJames-iv3qu 3 года назад +12

      Yup, he's not even remotely entertaining.

    • @dreamjackson5483
      @dreamjackson5483 3 года назад +8

      Nah. He's the reason you're here. You wouldn't know what you're missing til he's gone. He is annoying though sometimes

    • @TomPuppetmaster
      @TomPuppetmaster 3 года назад +10

      Bert talks about himself constantly Kreischer

    • @Ryguy3000r
      @Ryguy3000r 3 года назад +13

      I honestly think if he stopped the stupid weezing laugh he would be better. That high pitched shit is so annoying

  • @lubejar2498
    @lubejar2498 3 года назад +22

    We need that shirt saying “Let me get a dozen of yo classics” with Tom and sickle cell dressed in character

  • @galactus9625
    @galactus9625 3 года назад +11

    I watch this episode at least once every other week. 8 months old and Still makes me laugh every time

  • @painterjac1637
    @painterjac1637 3 года назад +8

    This is the best 2 bears they have put out period!! I love bert and dont want him to go anywhere but these to together is somthing magic!

  • @stephenspinola2908
    @stephenspinola2908 3 года назад +44

    The craziest part is how the gloves did fit though - they were literally both on his hands, covering all of his fingers, and somehow people thought they didn't fit

    • @jamesmiller8030
      @jamesmiller8030 3 года назад +14

      Also over another set of gloves

    • @Jay-oz5zo
      @Jay-oz5zo 3 года назад +8

      he held his hand in an unnatural rigid position, and acted like they didn't fit. also what guy above me said.

    • @alanwyman4041
      @alanwyman4041 3 года назад +7

      I never saw this moment in the trial before, and now I finally get the reference from the courtroom bra scene in Seinfeld

    • @GrilledCheeseDanny
      @GrilledCheeseDanny 3 года назад +4

      Dried blood probably made them stiff too

  • @joshuaditommaso2565
    @joshuaditommaso2565 3 года назад +15

    Yes these are the two bears we need, please stay on vacation Bret

    • @DNYGdj
      @DNYGdj 3 года назад

      Sickler has the personality of a used condom

    • @jonathannagel7427
      @jonathannagel7427 3 года назад +1

      @@DNYGdj that could be interpreted as a good thing or a bad thing

    • @DNYGdj
      @DNYGdj 3 года назад

      @@jonathannagel7427 welcome to america

  • @ZChoate
    @ZChoate 3 года назад +111

    When did Beert become so articulate and skinny? And why didn't he say one racist thing?

    • @tiff7880
      @tiff7880 3 года назад +6

      I think he took an actual shower instead of a pool rinse it seems too🤔

    • @portlandsamber
      @portlandsamber 3 года назад +2

      Points

    • @MPHswayze
      @MPHswayze 3 года назад +2

      Ssssh honey you're just having a nightmere

    • @marycallahan2334
      @marycallahan2334 3 года назад +2

      @@MPHswayze Bert stole and leaned into the “nightmere” bit 2-3 years ago from *William Montgomery #KillTony William talked about it on his podcast. A few weeks later, Bert posted a “cover his ass IG post” talking about it with his family when it started to circulate. #Facts.

    • @chaserz4201
      @chaserz4201 3 года назад +1

      ...and didn't talk about fkin dogs ...so refreshing

  • @cloudbloom
    @cloudbloom 2 года назад +5

    I'm so glad that these two have been good friends for so long, it elevates every story in a way you can only get when hearing bros just talk shit for an hour and a half🙏

  • @nickmiller8131
    @nickmiller8131 3 года назад +8

    Between Bert and Ryan’s laughs I feel like I’m at sea world

  • @swilkysmooth
    @swilkysmooth 3 года назад +28

    Man, its refreshing remembering that Tom is able to speak in complete sentences. Loved seeing sickels in the studio

  • @EverlostXP
    @EverlostXP 3 года назад +12

    I started off as a JRE fan and now I’m a total mommy 8 years later. From The honey dew to where my moms at to dr. Drew I swear I can’t get enough from you guys.

  • @chancellorham
    @chancellorham 3 года назад +147

    Just waiting for "The Tom&OJ Show" rolls right off the tounge. They can talk about all the murders they "HAVEN'T" done for 1.5hrs 🥰

    • @AmericanArgonaut
      @AmericanArgonaut 3 года назад +2

      Something tells me Garth Brooks could add a lot to that!

    • @chancellorham
      @chancellorham 3 года назад

      @@AmericanArgonaut I really like thatttttt! He would be the guest host while OJ is in the back nine! Either way, you bet he's coming up in May to check Studio Jeans' proto.

  • @TAZS
    @TAZS 3 года назад +6

    This honestly was the funniest one yet, i loveeeeeeeeeeeeeee the random stories between them, so hilarious "that's someones mom now" 😂

  • @jaredurbain8273
    @jaredurbain8273 3 года назад +32

    holy crap.
    im only ever watching this show when bert is gone.
    day and night difference.

  • @Jvasseur1
    @Jvasseur1 3 года назад +11

    Finally a two bears episode I can listen to without getting massively frustrated.

  • @nicholasingram5816
    @nicholasingram5816 3 года назад +74

    I know Tom already has so much shit going on but I could definitely get into a podcast with these 2 every week

  • @luisalicea1701
    @luisalicea1701 3 года назад +181

    Finally Toms hanging out with his real best friend.

    • @joshuaaldaco8438
      @joshuaaldaco8438 3 года назад +4

      Damn Jeffery Tobin

    • @TrevorParsnips
      @TrevorParsnips 3 года назад +2

      Yes, I too prefer Ryan to Bort Crustles, Ryan is so dreamy oh lawd! Lol 🥰

    • @folkblues4u
      @folkblues4u Год назад

      They are great together! The only funny Bart Cristler moment i seen (since this comment) is J.R. telling him to "STFU" during their sober Oct gathering.

  • @seamusthedawg2456
    @seamusthedawg2456 3 года назад +2

    that face Ryan Sicklers had when he was imitating the gangsters in court sent chills down my spine lol

  • @seandugan4184
    @seandugan4184 3 года назад +199

    The Honeydew ain’t the same without “AT YOUR MOM’S HOUSE!”

  • @BenRaddatz
    @BenRaddatz 3 года назад +132

    Only a single water bottle?? Ryan Sickler is uh huuundred percent in need of some Kool Aid

    • @stuarcari
      @stuarcari 3 года назад

      Damn you really tried to shoehorn that meme/joke in there 😂😂

    • @BenRaddatz
      @BenRaddatz 3 года назад +3

      @@stuarcari ah yes that meme slash joke

    • @tiff7880
      @tiff7880 3 года назад

      Just 3,64oz jugs should suffice....

    • @MPHswayze
      @MPHswayze 3 года назад

      Water is disallowed on set, that may have been Gatorade Propel

    • @jackfoote6389
      @jackfoote6389 3 года назад

      Man why do I read this in Brett’s voice

  • @thepiecreamer
    @thepiecreamer 3 года назад +6

    every time tommy and ryan are on a podcast together it’s my favorite podcast. love you guys together

  • @ElTapaclavo
    @ElTapaclavo 3 года назад +83

    The funny thing is, Bert is so self centered that he will read these comments and think everybody is kidding just to mess with him. Bert we are not kidding, this is a 100% better version of Two Bears.

  • @larrymcjones
    @larrymcjones 3 года назад +11

    THE SUN. THE MOON. THE TRUTH!

  • @bandana4814
    @bandana4814 3 года назад +28

    Woot! This and Uncle Joeys Joint!!! Tremendous Monday morning!!!

    • @jb1996BLOP
      @jb1996BLOP 3 года назад +3

      I'm sweating profusciously

    • @emilioperez7920
      @emilioperez7920 3 года назад +1

      Check out bad friends, it’ll make your Monday’s EVEN better

    • @MrBobbyfresh
      @MrBobbyfresh 3 года назад

      Take your shoes off too, Monday’s are great for podcasts

    • @albertgarcia9273
      @albertgarcia9273 3 года назад

      And thats it and thats that.

  • @Lift805
    @Lift805 3 года назад +38

    Hell yaaaaa lol this should be it’s own podcast as well 👍

    • @RG-tm7uq
      @RG-tm7uq 3 года назад +5

      This should be THE podcast ha

    • @ELDRAZI
      @ELDRAZI 3 года назад +3

      3 bears 1 cave

  • @jakholl
    @jakholl 3 года назад +166

    Make a pod with Ryan. Kinda like him more than borscht if I'm honest

    • @diegogomez7240
      @diegogomez7240 3 года назад +1

      Ymh produced the honey for a long time

    • @Smiley-Coyote
      @Smiley-Coyote 3 года назад +3

      @@diegogomez7240 I think he means to make a podcast with just Segura and Sickler.

    • @cedricnora4481
      @cedricnora4481 3 года назад

      @@Smiley-Coyote I think they were mentioning it to raise this question: Don't you think they've already thought about it once or twice?

    • @KalispellBarbell
      @KalispellBarbell 3 года назад

      I haven’t laughed this hard form a podcast maybe ever. Also Ryan’s laugh is contagious as fuck

    • @aaronkristofer18
      @aaronkristofer18 3 года назад

      please i upvote this

  • @Emerald_Knight45
    @Emerald_Knight45 3 года назад +2

    This one had me dying multiple times. These 2 need a podcast together.

  • @JJHewable
    @JJHewable 3 года назад +35

    New T Shirt...
    The Sun
    The Moon
    The Truth...
    I need it.

    • @swingamiss729
      @swingamiss729 3 года назад

      That and “Hay Twitter world, it’s yours truly” !

    • @swingamiss729
      @swingamiss729 3 года назад

      That and “Hay Twitter world, it’s yours truly” !

  • @jojoker926
    @jojoker926 3 года назад +29

    Can we have 3 bears 1 cave and add Sickler permanently as a bear? 😂😂😂

  • @Howardjarnold
    @Howardjarnold 3 года назад +10

    When I forget to take my meds I get brain zaps! That’s what Ryan is talking about

    • @crazysniffable9572
      @crazysniffable9572 3 года назад +1

      Zaps are real and they're awful. I feel ya.

    • @73jefft
      @73jefft 3 года назад +1

      Yup - I knew what she meant right away, going off an SSRI is the worst!

  • @asdf52708
    @asdf52708 3 года назад +4

    Sickler's droppin' some heat today, I've been laughing my ass off

  • @diesel904
    @diesel904 3 года назад +1

    Probably the best episode yet. Tom got to talk and the chemistry was perfect. Plus Ryan's laugh is the best. Funny ass stories too.

  • @Joebooks717
    @Joebooks717 3 года назад +11

    I needed this. Please get Ryan on more before y'all move!

  • @wolfman8449
    @wolfman8449 3 года назад +41

    I've never felt as guilty as I do for finding OJ hilarious

    • @jakep9643
      @jakep9643 3 года назад

      Finding OJ hilarious is fine, it's his actions that are ugly

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 3 года назад +1

      Anyone can be funny with a well thought joke, even murderers

    • @BrokenGodEnt
      @BrokenGodEnt 3 года назад +1

      the more I hear about this OJ guy, the less I care for him.

    • @wolfman8449
      @wolfman8449 3 года назад +1

      @@BrokenGodEnt Double murder? taunting the victim's families? joking about the crimes? the guy's a real jerk!

    • @rogerwilco1777
      @rogerwilco1777 3 года назад +1

      @@wolfman8449 .. but but, the Naked Gun was pretty funny

  • @kurtisbarker501
    @kurtisbarker501 3 года назад +203

    Tom is so used to being ran over by Bert randomly yelling things out, that he hardly talks when a guest is on. Tbh it’s nice to hear an actual conversation rather than a disabled man child yelling ways to get canceled at Tom for an hour plus lmao 😂

    • @fredddiespennnies3448
      @fredddiespennnies3448 3 года назад +2

      Dude Bert turned into cancel content the second he started hanging out with LOS. I love the Skanks, but Bert ain't one. He's just trying to replicate their sort of banter.

    • @jamesback5099
      @jamesback5099 3 года назад +5

      @@fredddiespennnies3448 who is LOS? I can’t stand when Burt talks while half laughing and does the loud ass screech, but you can tell it’s completely forced. He can just stop and finish his laugh then talk but he insist on forcing a laugh talk, which for a lot of comedians is funny because they can’t stop laughing and they are trying to finish the convo or joke but Bert like forces it and I can’t imagine he thinks it’s that funny soooooooo many times during a normal conversation. Tom is doing a light chuckle and he is half drooling just screeching and hitting the table

    • @fredddiespennnies3448
      @fredddiespennnies3448 3 года назад +5

      @@jamesback5099 Legion of Skanks.
      And i couldn't agree more, dude the screech! That's where my annoyance had started with him too.. the guy couldn't be more obvious with his need to be liked and the means in which he's willing to go to obtain it. He name drops and spills other comics' biz for a reaction. I kinda pity the guy though, It's definitely a vicious cycle he's unable to break from.

    • @tonypizza7936
      @tonypizza7936 3 года назад +2

      It's weird that Bert is almost universally annoying but juuust charismatic enough to remain working

    • @randysalling1617
      @randysalling1617 3 года назад +1

      @@fredddiespennnies3448 is a good guy and I love you so much and I love you see ea

  • @TradeCraftMediaSolutions
    @TradeCraftMediaSolutions 3 года назад +2

    Sicklers roommate sounds like Towlie from South Park 😂😂😂😂

  • @JinxxieNixxie_
    @JinxxieNixxie_ 3 года назад +4

    There’s has to more stories of Ryan’s old room mate lol 😂

  • @Tripsody
    @Tripsody 3 года назад +7

    I love Sickler! Even more when he’s with Segura, what a great chemistry

  • @failforward8519
    @failforward8519 3 года назад +31

    Glad they tried something different on "2 Bears, 1-way conversation"

  • @henrykevincueto9307
    @henrykevincueto9307 3 года назад +30

    Yay!!!! Tom gets to talk this podcast!!!

    • @DNYGdj
      @DNYGdj 3 года назад +1

      Yay! We get to hear him speak in black the whole pod!

  • @sirwhodison
    @sirwhodison 3 года назад +26

    Who are they talking about with the massage parlor and cinnabon story

  • @thejordanflynn
    @thejordanflynn 3 года назад +4

    Sicklers laugh is a national treasure

  • @jameswilson2268
    @jameswilson2268 3 года назад +50

    I’d gone off 2 bears for a bit because Brent was becoming un-BEAR-able ; ) but love listening to sicklecell 🤘

  • @brianaustin4938
    @brianaustin4938 3 года назад +6

    Tommy bunz and Sicklecell NEED a pod together. Even if it’s once every 2 months, i bet it would be a top 10 comedy podcast in less than a year.