Krislegend imagine thinking you’ve been played by so many men in your life you’re willing to find love in a destabilized 3rd world country in the middle of a civil war.
Lmaoo nah you cant do that unless the person you're talking to is a fan of the pod. Just imagine your manager walks by and hears you tell a coworker.."bro that gorilla pounding this morning was terrible" 🤣🤣
Kuroonehalf I like to watch these shows to remind myself to never marry. Today’s society it’s not worth it financially in the long run. More than half of today’s newly weds end up divorcing. I’d rather keep my money and my pride
I love the idea that being farted on changes your physical appearance, like as if bobbys been tainted inside and his exterior morphed to reflect his inner fart-soul.
The problem with Bobby Lee is he came out of the wrong hole. It is a rare genetic Korean problem where one in 1000 is delivered through the butt hole and when they are delivered through the butt hole they have a poopy Appearance.
She doesn’t want to sleep with this guy, but is somehow ok with letting her three-year-old sleep with him. I think she may be following the wrong proto.
The best character arc this season is the Korean guy's dad. He went from not speaking english first episode to fully communicating with his new daughter-in-law.
Robert Hilsky What’s the timespan from ep 1 to when he was having full conversations? Conversational English is pretty easy to learn considering that it’s everywhere.
@Dreymon Green English is my third language. I spoke Farsi and Russian before I learned English. I now know Turkish and have conversational Mandarin. English was the easiest language to learn.
@@imapleb4956 ya english is not even close to the hardest language to learn it's one of the easiest if anything anyone who tells you different is a moron.
I'm an American living in a 3rd world country. I live a fairly normal life (English teacher) but what's fascinating is how beautiful the women here are, and how friendly they are once you learn Spanish. Since living here, I've lost close the 60 pounds, simply by changing my diet and not sitting on my ass watching TV all day. I love it. When I first decided to move here, everyone thought I was crazy. Almost 7 years later, everybody i left back home are all fatter and greyer. I'm just saying there's definitely other ways to live this life.. especially outside the United States.
Dated a gorilla in my 20’s who loved that position and I was on a wild streak at the time so I liked it too. I’ve long moved on because the actual relationship was kind of like a murder/suicide waiting to happen, but it sure was fun until it wasn’t.
Wow. I listen to every podcast (via the podcast app) never actually took time to come and watch the highlights. The set is so nice! And it’s pretty cool being able to actually see who they’re talking about
I lost my virginity with that move I did a 360 degree turn inside of her like the wheel of jeopardy... she is my best friend now we still talk about it and try to recreate that move sometimes
the pile driver is so real. i just call it the prtzel. bounce them off the mattress with your arms instead of using your hips to thrust and it really gets em
I have watched this a few times . Those people are delusional for thinking that they can make that work unless they are wealthy enough to live independently in a foreign country . The one guy who went to his mother to ask her to sponsor aka pay for everything so he didn’t have to work ..... is a great example of this . Couldn’t believe his mom said no . Lol
This 90 day fiancee shit just makes me sad. The whole show. There are a couple awful people on there that deserve whatever they get, but like... most of these people are two things. 1: EXTREMELY painfully lonely... and 2: mentally unstable. And then to top it all off, they're not only being taken advantage of by the people who are trying to scam them for visas, but they're being exploited by TLC. It's fucking sad.
I thought the piledriver (butter churn?) was a common move, I use that all the time. Always go hard in that position, like I'm trying to hammer her through the bed. It's nice because you get a rebound off the bed, which conserves energy. Probably wouldn't go so well on another surface though.
im almost done with the season. i hate this. the obviously-a-cam-girl with Jiyoon got way more reasonable after she popped out the kid, at least. But Sumit? Wooooooow. Broooooooooooo. Duuuuuuuude. What even. Wow. It's almost as if being catfished ISNT the best way to start a relationship......? Also...legit, Tanzania can grow a man. Do they have more of Aladin? Asking for a far too thick friend *eyes dart side to side*
1st, 2nd and 3rd world actually refers only the stance taken on Nato. 1st world is considered allies. 2nd world the Communist bloc and 3rd world non participants. So technically Switzerland is a third world country. It is always misused.
Someone tell christina to google J mac if she wants to see someone get piledri......piledrove? Is it still piledriver? Piledrived isn't a word either right? Oh no that bong RIP is getting to me lol
I had a dream last night that Christina hires me as an au pair and they had a big nice house and a HUGE closet and were super nice and the kids were awesome and then Christina started getting weirdly flirty and tried convincing me to be with her and Tom as a thruple (ew) and I thought for awhile but then I was like ok I’m game but then when she brought it up to Tom he was like WTF like no.....definitely not😂
The problem is that alot of these women on these shows are living in poverty in some shithole country or town, and yeah, she doesn't wanna marry that guy but she literally can't afford to dump him permanently. Its like, that guy might bring in some money or value or opportunities to her or maybe even her family members, and dumping him and telling him to fuckoff is costing her something. I don't think she is plotting against him or anything or like pulling the strings , but these are just intrinsic parts of the relationship. Its similar to that other guy who is getting taken advantage of by the Lana chick, yeah Lana isn't "fake" but she is probably siphoning money from 20 different guys. People probably wonder, why doesn't she just dump that guy or end it if she doesn't want to actually date or marry him, well same thing, she can't afford to do that. if she keeps stringing him along, she makes money. Obviously that situation is much more manipulative and there is an agenda, but the dude in this video is in a similar position.
Hearing Tom and Christina describing this show is so much better than watching it
Please, more 90DF recaps. These are great.
Shes hinting to Tom that she wants to be pile drived lol
She couldn't stop smiling after he brought it up
The back ground laughter sells this show
It's always appropriate too. Not obviously fake
I love hearing it....😁👍
Have you noticed other podcasts are starting to do the same?
Wait its a laugh track? I thought it was blue ban
@@dontpanic9261 Jordan Jesse Go has had a producer laughing in the background, exactly like this, for like 15 years.
The way they play into each other, relationship goals for sure. Just love.
How about the girl that wants to move to Syria 🤯
bitch is out her damn mind
She thinks that she's going to hang out in a fabulous "camp" oh, it's kind of like Burning Man!
Krislegend imagine thinking you’ve been played by so many men in your life you’re willing to find love in a destabilized 3rd world country in the middle of a civil war.
Yeah. Guy tells her, can u live with no electricity? She thinks it's just sometimes.. heh
There are parts of syria that are stable but now that Turkey's gettinf involved I don't know what is going on
I appreciate Christina’s dedication to a matte red lip
I usually hate red lipstick but she really makes it work 🤤
it looks good on her tho
Was just thinking this
LOVE her for this !
Red lipstick is all about dedication
"Gorilla pounding" is how I will describe just about everything from now on. Even my daily drive to work.
Hahahahaha
"Later honey! My Gorilla Pounding is gonna take a while this morning because of the traffic, so I got to leave early. Love you!"
@@AssOnAPlate187 gorilla pounding?
Lmaoo nah you cant do that unless the person you're talking to is a fan of the pod. Just imagine your manager walks by and hears you tell a coworker.."bro that gorilla pounding this morning was terrible" 🤣🤣
Evelyn is an absolute super villain.
As a 90 Day Fiance and YMH watcher i appreciate this. I wish they did some recaps of every episode.
The pile driver is a useful tool to have in your arsenal. Not for all occasions, but sometimes necessary to reinforce relationship roles.
*Co-worker* What are you doing? What's so funny?
*Me* Just glassin'
Tom’s laugh never fails to make me laugh. Christina has a really cute laugh
Are you a pig farmer?
Shes edible
90 day fiancé is so underrated. It’s such a great show.
You know it's fake right
I must’ve been living under a rock, found it on Hulu.
@@liquidevidence4482 shh don't ruin the illusion
The story about the Ecuador couple was super depressing, good lord.
Kuroonehalf I like to watch these shows to remind myself to never marry. Today’s society it’s not worth it financially in the long run. More than half of today’s newly weds end up divorcing.
I’d rather keep my money and my pride
I don’t think I could even watch a full episode of one of these shows. That Ecuadorian chick sounds like a real pos.
James I hear ya, but you never know who you’ll meet🤷♂️
Can't trust bitches
Stay noided.
I love the idea that being farted on changes your physical appearance, like as if bobbys been tainted inside and his exterior morphed to reflect his inner fart-soul.
The problem with Bobby Lee is he came out of the wrong hole. It is a rare genetic Korean problem where one in 1000 is delivered through the butt hole and when they are delivered through the butt hole they have a poopy Appearance.
My liberal transsexual Democrat biology teacher Taught me all about this genetic defect in Korea.
so cool that Christina adds sound effects on the pig farmer story when she laughs :)
Potters laughter in the background makes this entire show possible
Say that every single time. How does it make it better? Do ypu like "2 broke girls"?
No, Nadav’s laugh is the best YMH background laugh by far.
That'd be Blueban
She doesn’t want to sleep with this guy, but is somehow ok with letting her three-year-old sleep with him. I think she may be following the wrong proto.
Ain’t feathering it AT ALL
Don't touch his camera through the fence!
The best character arc this season is the Korean guy's dad. He went from not speaking english first episode to fully communicating with his new daughter-in-law.
Robert Hilsky What’s the timespan from ep 1 to when he was having full conversations? Conversational English is pretty easy to learn considering that it’s everywhere.
Carlos Marte learning English isn’t easy especially since we have so many slang words unlike other languages
@Dreymon Green English is my third language. I spoke Farsi and Russian before I learned English. I now know Turkish and have conversational Mandarin. English was the easiest language to learn.
@@imapleb4956 ya english is not even close to the hardest language to learn it's one of the easiest if anything anyone who tells you different is a moron.
@@shadowmanksx usually people who only know English talk about how hard it is 😂😂😂😂
Tim was like "ok" when Christina started that singing 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm an American living in a 3rd world country. I live a fairly normal life (English teacher) but what's fascinating is how beautiful the women here are, and how friendly they are once you learn Spanish. Since living here, I've lost close the 60 pounds, simply by changing my diet and not sitting on my ass watching TV all day. I love it. When I first decided to move here, everyone thought I was crazy. Almost 7 years later, everybody i left back home are all fatter and greyer. I'm just saying there's definitely other ways to live this life.. especially outside the United States.
You can do that in usa
I’m thinking about it.
Donde ?
Which country? I've been thinking about doing this.
Piledriver? I thought that's normal missionary. 63 years old and still learning.
LOL! Go out there and piledrive some old biddy’s!
Dated a gorilla in my 20’s who loved that position and I was on a wild streak at the time so I liked it too. I’ve long moved on because the actual relationship was kind of like a murder/suicide waiting to happen, but it sure was fun until it wasn’t.
Aimee Ray jesus christ
If you ever want to try it out again without the murder/ suicide relationship let me know 💦
Safe1
Hahahaha
I had the same except I'm a dude and the girl was crazy/hot
Oh man. That longing look and "yeah" at 14:20 That was a "yeah, i remember what that was like"
I clocked that too man haha she was moisturing up
Dude like the story about the Ecuador girl was legit pissing me off.
2:50: I love Christina’s description of the fay Korean guy......🤣
That eyeroll when she said stupid cow about the Indian dude is priceless 😂
I love the booth laughter.
Please NEVER change it.
Genuinely mean it.
that background laugh is always everything lmfao.
Yes!!! Yall need to do follow ups for 90DF and love after lock up! You guys are hilarious when yall talk about them!!
One of the best clips of this show honestly this is my first time listening to this clip and I already know I will be replaying this 😂😂
Wow. I listen to every podcast (via the podcast app) never actually took time to come and watch the highlights. The set is so nice! And it’s pretty cool being able to actually see who they’re talking about
Is that app good? Cause I just use the like, default apple app.....🤔
"TALK ENGLISH" - T Bunz
Sumit really let himself go
Omg I did the pile driver once, stood on her head and everything!! She stopped speaking to me after that though, now I get it
I lost my virginity with that move I did a 360 degree turn inside of her like the wheel of jeopardy... she is my best friend now we still talk about it and try to recreate that move sometimes
Don’t know why I told a stranger this hopefully my girlfriend doesn’t watch YMH clips
Good work
I would bet $1,000 that Tom tried that pile driver on Christina after the show.
I'm going to come out now and say I watch 90 Day Fiance religously. It's my absolute favorite trashy show to watch, more so than Jersey Shore.
Butter churned…. “Hey I made you coffee” 😂
Listing with 2 random ppl they couldn’t be more mortified
the pile driver is so real. i just call it the prtzel. bounce them off the mattress with your arms instead of using your hips to thrust and it really gets em
I feel like Christina P. snorts on purpose
jihoon and deavan are my faves.. they keep it light and he's by far the funniest to watch!
The “fay” Korean guy?🤣
Jihoon needs chapstick
I have watched this a few times . Those people are delusional for thinking that they can make that work unless they are wealthy enough to live independently in a foreign country . The one guy who went to his mother to ask her to sponsor aka pay for everything so he didn’t have to work ..... is a great example of this . Couldn’t believe his mom said no . Lol
‘Bobby looks like butt splatter’ 😂
I'm a huge fan of the whole 90 day fiance franchise... one thing, Corey and Evelyn are broken up now and Coreys dating Larissa now (Colts ex)
Corey clearly likes pain
I love Christina’s take on Ginuwine. I feel like this should be an ongoing thing
That Mormon chick with the Korean dude is INSANE. The clip where they discuss a bidet is ridiculous.
3:35 buttsplatter🤣😂😅
I want a situation as dope as you guys have! Y'all chemistry and hilarity on point... Love
Love ymh! Best clip yet. I love 90 day fiance. Lol
Korean dude has a bit of a Jack White vibe to him
This 90 day fiancee shit just makes me sad. The whole show. There are a couple awful people on there that deserve whatever they get, but like... most of these people are two things. 1: EXTREMELY painfully lonely... and 2: mentally unstable.
And then to top it all off, they're not only being taken advantage of by the people who are trying to scam them for visas, but they're being exploited by TLC. It's fucking sad.
the butter churner - lol.
Christina chuckles like she's choking on all that water she never drinks.
That thought never even crossed my mind about the daughter sleeping between them, I dont know what's worse, me not thinking it or you all thinking it
Shiny Catcher Christy Definitely you.
I thought it was inappropriate af
That's worrisome if you dont see the problem with that.
So weird lol
You you weirdo
I thought the piledriver (butter churn?) was a common move, I use that all the time. Always go hard in that position, like I'm trying to hammer her through the bed. It's nice because you get a rebound off the bed, which conserves energy. Probably wouldn't go so well on another surface though.
Holy moly. Could the woman walk?
Lol, of course. It ain't that bad, I think the woman enjoys that position more than the man honestly.
This is possibly the most virgin thing I've ever read.
@@rhysduignan ☹️ 👀
C & T are the dynamic duo. Definitely better listening to their recap than watching the actual show.
“It’s not ready.” Honey, she’s got another guy staying there, or was seeing another guy and it’s HIS place.
Fucking finally omfg the mashup I’ve been waiting for!!!
Machines Within
Hey shout out to the Team Spooky hat! So badass.
You need watch love after lockup
They have and spoke about it before
I love Christina's shirt I need that shirt in my life!
Why y’all gotta do Bobby like that. 🤣🤣🤣
Yes. I’ve been waiting for you guys to cover this 😂
Evelin is playing Cory for all his money and starting a business with his money. It's all a big con and he doesnt even know.
That's taped way before its shown... they're actually broken up now and Corey's dating Larissa now (Colts ex)
Welp I’m watching this shit as soon as I get home now lol!!
That guy got played. If a stranger with a foreign accent wants you to give them money it's a scam.
YMH should do a podcast seg on "Love After Lockup"
Pile driving is a talent!
am i the only one who started watching this trash tv show last night thanks to Christina & Tom?
im almost done with the season. i hate this. the obviously-a-cam-girl with Jiyoon got way more reasonable after she popped out the kid, at least. But Sumit? Wooooooow. Broooooooooooo. Duuuuuuuude. What even. Wow. It's almost as if being catfished ISNT the best way to start a relationship......? Also...legit, Tanzania can grow a man. Do they have more of Aladin? Asking for a far too thick friend *eyes dart side to side*
why did i think the girl in glasses was Laura from the show 😭
PLEASE BRING BACK TOM OR BLACK
My wife and I laughed seeing the "butter churner"...
Been there, done that lmfao
1st, 2nd and 3rd world actually refers only the stance taken on Nato. 1st world is considered allies. 2nd world the Communist bloc and 3rd world non participants. So technically Switzerland is a third world country. It is always misused.
You two are so damn adorable.
Nothing beats Angela and darcy
After a good pile driver she would definitely put some respeck on his name!
The pile driver is my go to move!
I haven't seen that one yet. Try 90 day before the 90 days
What's with the jeans?
My ex used to do that weird shit. I never knew that it was THE pile driver.
It just seems like extra work for something that’s not even going to feel that good...🤔
Evan Abbott
Yeah, you don’t get it.
Someone tell christina to google J mac if she wants to see someone get piledri......piledrove? Is it still piledriver? Piledrived isn't a word either right? Oh no that bong RIP is getting to me lol
Before the 90 days is even better
Christina is always crying and cries that Tom doesn't show emotion
Coming from eastern Europe Christina has nerve talking about 3rd world countries.
She was pregnant 🤰 that’s why she was crying 😭
I had a dream last night that Christina hires me as an au pair and they had a big nice house and a HUGE closet and were super nice and the kids were awesome and then Christina started getting weirdly flirty and tried convincing me to be with her and Tom as a thruple (ew) and I thought for awhile but then I was like ok I’m game but then when she brought it up to Tom he was like WTF like no.....definitely not😂
i think i came and sharted reading this
Try it out
Hes her meal ticket. Plain n simple
It's been done it my wicked room lol
Hypergammy doesn’t care
100% agreed about the gorilla pounding..
hold up is the dude in the tracksuit behind the scenes the same guy from the TV show?
Gotta get creative when kids sleep in the bed..laundry room ;)
The problem is that alot of these women on these shows are living in poverty in some shithole country or town, and yeah, she doesn't wanna marry that guy but she literally can't afford to dump him permanently. Its like, that guy might bring in some money or value or opportunities to her or maybe even her family members, and dumping him and telling him to fuckoff is costing her something. I don't think she is plotting against him or anything or like pulling the strings , but these are just intrinsic parts of the relationship. Its similar to that other guy who is getting taken advantage of by the Lana chick, yeah Lana isn't "fake" but she is probably siphoning money from 20 different guys. People probably wonder, why doesn't she just dump that guy or end it if she doesn't want to actually date or marry him, well same thing, she can't afford to do that. if she keeps stringing him along, she makes money. Obviously that situation is much more manipulative and there is an agenda, but the dude in this video is in a similar position.
Butter churner ... 🧐🤣🤣🤣
4 years later they finally smartened up, he's living in America and bringing her here. 😂
Yup, I have been in a real similar spot as the farm boy.