A Hankerin' for Scrum - YMH Highlight

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  • Опубликовано: 4 июн 2021
  • Tom Segura and Christina P discuss eating scrum after YMH regular Rob Iler brought to Christina's attention that it is now the norm. Tom and CP agree on the parameters in which Christina will attempt it.
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  • @pangolothian
    @pangolothian 3 года назад +665

    "Should I play the trombone during?"
    "I think everyone would want to hear it, yeah"
    💀💀💀

    • @MoKiShea
      @MoKiShea 2 года назад +21

      He bounced back with that so quick 😂😂😂

    • @bobloerakker7010
      @bobloerakker7010 2 года назад +14

      I nearly choked on my joint listening to this.

    • @ZachXthagod
      @ZachXthagod 2 года назад +4

      They really are made for each other

    • @DeRussellMasina
      @DeRussellMasina 2 года назад +2

      Pure gold

  • @TheRSTD1
    @TheRSTD1 3 года назад +742

    Christina, it’s not just a lick, it’s a lifestyle.

    • @dmjdmj
      @dmjdmj 3 года назад +14

      It's not just a lifestyle, it's a delicacy to quote Trick Daddy.

    • @mrhead2781
      @mrhead2781 2 года назад +6

      RIM JOB JONES

    • @michaelgarcia1018
      @michaelgarcia1018 Год назад +4

      Only a year late to the party but that was funny AF😂🤣😂

    • @bumboywillynut8868
      @bumboywillynut8868 Год назад

      💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @maverickd6214
    @maverickd6214 3 года назад +1028

    Cant wait for the YMH clip titled “Christina finally ate Tom’s scrum”

    • @13lakeSullivan
      @13lakeSullivan 3 года назад +27

      That's all i want for my birthday... Tom to get some scrum lickage action. It's just manners, Christina.

    • @wyatthausman4377
      @wyatthausman4377 3 года назад +29

      The scrummening.

    • @mitchellhapgood9805
      @mitchellhapgood9805 3 года назад +37

      Not even, he's just gonna be clean shaven and we'll know. Hahaha

    • @manamitoyota95
      @manamitoyota95 3 года назад +5

      We better see a video of it on a YMH Live

    • @scottybricks3996
      @scottybricks3996 3 года назад +2

      @@wyatthausman4377 hahaha, yes

  • @simonsays525
    @simonsays525 2 года назад +679

    Christina: "Can you imagine anything more disgusting than you on all fours?"
    Me: "Definitely. Bert on all fours."

    • @undergrounddojokeyboardcag701
      @undergrounddojokeyboardcag701 2 года назад +6

      Ralphie May on all fours.
      Then again, i don't think he's a very hairy person, so it would just be the fat thing.

    • @blooddancer1
      @blooddancer1 2 года назад +5

      @@undergrounddojokeyboardcag701 he also dead so...

    • @jleos0095
      @jleos0095 Год назад +5

      @@blooddancer1 which makes it even scarier! 😂

  • @gebrazer
    @gebrazer 3 года назад +405

    Cheers to Christina for doing more negotiating on the topic in 3 minutes than my exwife did in 7 years.

  • @rictoectol9814
    @rictoectol9814 3 года назад +1413

    If I see Tom’s face unshaved: we’ll all know what she did.

    • @austindolan7182
      @austindolan7182 3 года назад +52

      watch him do everything she asked, and him go 'goddammit she still won't eat it!'

    • @aliciab77
      @aliciab77 3 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @imsorrythankyouplease7613
      @imsorrythankyouplease7613 3 года назад +12

      *shaved

    • @MrAnthimos112
      @MrAnthimos112 2 года назад +2

      Was just going to write this , lol.

    • @Charlezard.
      @Charlezard. 2 года назад +4

      Unshaved? Like how it is in this video and every other video?

  • @havok1786
    @havok1786 3 года назад +72

    'you're not gonna gape me.'
    Famous last words 🤣

  • @godemperor9122
    @godemperor9122 3 года назад +346

    Guess if Tom pulls up with a clean shave any day soon we'll know whats up

    • @thetek9
      @thetek9 3 года назад +17

      One of these podcasts Tom is going to start off clean shaven with a giant smile on his face, and Tom is never going to have a beard again.

  • @hanadali7394
    @hanadali7394 3 года назад +60

    the laughter in the back always get me

  • @woodstock6792
    @woodstock6792 3 года назад +70

    Tom looks like a congressman when scrum comes up

  • @paultate5213
    @paultate5213 3 года назад +214

    Christina you have to commit to conducting the whole orchestra, the trombone, snare drum the maracas and the xylophone.

  • @alansmith4287
    @alansmith4287 3 года назад +136

    Christina i have tried Hungarian food. Youve made it half way home already

  • @ericl2105
    @ericl2105 3 года назад +87

    It’s a podcast moment like THIS that puts the final nail in terrestrial radio’s coffin.

  • @Kahlalily
    @Kahlalily 3 года назад +59

    I had NO idea I even needed this conversation in my life.
    🤣I'm crying

  • @Mitch-M
    @Mitch-M 3 года назад +40

    She’s starting to believe....

  • @Diesel257
    @Diesel257 3 года назад +35

    She's negotiating! You got her fam!

  • @cesarlaflame
    @cesarlaflame 3 года назад +125

    I watched this while eating a pulled pork sandwich probably not the smartest decision in my life

  • @DK-kv5vj
    @DK-kv5vj 3 года назад +190

    I swear, sometimes it feel like you’re both listening in on the conversations my husband and I have and just replaying them here. I feel Christina’s pain. After 13 years of hearing my hubby blow up a toilet and seeing the backsplash aftermath, I know too much. I don’t want to be anywhere near that area. Good luck Christina.

    • @TruthIsTheNewHate84
      @TruthIsTheNewHate84 3 года назад +16

      And you don't think any of that mess has splashed up on his D and Bs? You touch those right?

    • @goochI034
      @goochI034 2 года назад +7

      They are called “toilet freckles” and my Dad was THE KING of toilet freckles back when I was growing up!

    • @traviscoates6878
      @traviscoates6878 2 года назад +14

      Look, it can all be referred to in an American classic novel that goes by the name of, “Everybody Poops.” Therefore, “Everybody Scrums.”

    • @carsonking6199
      @carsonking6199 2 года назад +2

      @@traviscoates6878 funny thing is it was originally published in Japan

    • @robertoleal8214
      @robertoleal8214 Год назад +1

      Ya, but he has to be near yours uh?

  • @jshay2324
    @jshay2324 Год назад +7

    "Can we do like a minute?" *tremoring deep breaths from Christina* lmao

  • @RedLlama31
    @RedLlama31 2 года назад +97

    "Can you imagine anything more disgusting than you on all fours?" This is the greatest marriage in history

  • @randysimmons8684
    @randysimmons8684 3 года назад +73

    If Christina has to ask all these questions about technique, she obviously hasn't been on the receiving end

    • @davidsills424
      @davidsills424 Год назад +4

      Yo are you the Randy they looking for? 🤣🤣

  • @callagoza
    @callagoza 3 года назад +102

    "It's only smellz" 🤣 that's some old efukt comedy right there 🤣

    • @deanofrob
      @deanofrob 3 года назад +4

      Eeefukkktttt 🎶

    • @nathantinklenberg
      @nathantinklenberg 3 года назад +2

      When did they do a Rocco bit?!?
      "Please! Itz only smellz"

    • @callagoza
      @callagoza 3 года назад

      @@nathantinklenberg it's at 7:00

    • @kheyonsmith1497
      @kheyonsmith1497 3 года назад

      I found out about that from an Idubbz bad unboxing video 😂😂

  • @toddlawson8122
    @toddlawson8122 2 года назад +15

    I love how serious she’s taking this. 😂

  • @abneraranivar346
    @abneraranivar346 3 года назад +54

    Lmao i love how Tom is pretending like his asshole is harmless & not the WMD we all know it really is poor Christina 💀🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @KingOfTheBurgh_
    @KingOfTheBurgh_ 2 года назад +6

    “I can stand with one leg up and hold a cheek open” 😂😂😂

  • @jeremymcfarland5655
    @jeremymcfarland5655 2 года назад +35

    Watching Christina's face resign to pure disgust at the thought of having to do this to Tom is both sad and hilarious.

  • @joshs.3659
    @joshs.3659 3 года назад +18

    God damn, the Rocco accent dropping “Its only smells” is fucking killing me

  • @mattlewis6517
    @mattlewis6517 3 года назад +349

    Is there anything more sensual than hammering out the details of a rimming contract with your reluctant woman on a podcast? You guys are real role models for sexual expression and freedom in today's world. God bless 🙏🙏 💮🤪

    • @LiKWiDjay
      @LiKWiDjay 3 года назад +6

      Yes. Shes a grown would. Its a part of her hubsbands body. Its just annoying and childish at this point. Corny just do it and stfu already

    • @aliciab77
      @aliciab77 3 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @vansdan.
      @vansdan. Год назад +5

      deadass though. be honest with your partner.

    • @GlorifiedGremlin
      @GlorifiedGremlin Год назад +2

      Tf is that pink star lookin thing with 7 dots?

    • @pegleg2959
      @pegleg2959 Год назад +2

      @@GlorifiedGremlin its a cherry blossom, but I think he's doing a scrum diagram

  • @marketteers
    @marketteers 3 года назад +6

    “It doesn’t have to go in.... just around” 😂😂

  • @brandiclark7117
    @brandiclark7117 Год назад +3

    I hollered all the way through this

  • @noobforlife91
    @noobforlife91 2 года назад +12

    When she said "okay" his reaction was priceless
    7:58

  • @guyfawkes8790
    @guyfawkes8790 3 года назад +12

    The look on her face when she's imagining doing it....priceless

  • @DrSnowglobes
    @DrSnowglobes 2 года назад +9

    “A minute is a long time in scrum time.” Aww, that’s cute Christina.

  • @cage-rage1797
    @cage-rage1797 3 года назад +26

    I love this podcast, Tim Allen and Crystal Pineapple are so funny. Cant wait to see Tim with a clean shave.

    • @mikem6734
      @mikem6734 3 года назад

      It's Christie Pinacolada not pineapple

  • @ttott0013
    @ttott0013 3 года назад +7

    Absolutely love the podcast. One of my favorites.

  • @_ventolin__
    @_ventolin__ 3 года назад +66

    i really hope Tim gets underwhelmed by the experience like GET OFF ME
    the sadness and disappointment on his face would be hilarious

    • @austindolan7182
      @austindolan7182 3 года назад +4

      that would actually suck.
      it'd be better if christina found she enjoyed it.

    • @gas33z
      @gas33z 3 года назад +1

      @@austindolan7182 Yea, he'd probably have to get rid of her if she didn't like it.

    • @rhino202
      @rhino202 2 года назад

      Just do one of those face-cams

  • @andrewubelhor8139
    @andrewubelhor8139 Год назад +5

    The lick is how Garth confirms kills before handing them off to be hidden

  • @anthonybica529
    @anthonybica529 3 года назад +22

    I feel like I’m watching a couples therapy through a 1 way mirror

  • @ahmedkamalhasin2070
    @ahmedkamalhasin2070 3 года назад +15

    I hope Christina finally does it one day and they make an entire special episode regarding that. People will pay to watch that episode lol.

  • @virtualrenegade440
    @virtualrenegade440 3 года назад +9

    Tom is so fucking excited, hell im happy for him he has a solution for every hitch instantly i love it

  • @miscible21
    @miscible21 2 года назад +3

    The Rocco bit had me in stitches lol!

  • @sniperslim
    @sniperslim Год назад +3

    jesus christ I was not ready for the sound bite 8:21 😂

  • @LuisBravo-bx8yb
    @LuisBravo-bx8yb 3 года назад +125

    Anyone else think the scrum eating should be a pay per view event?

    • @tedium37
      @tedium37 3 года назад +12

      Yes but out of respect for Tim's weight loss it can't be called a heavy segment.

  • @idontedit7375
    @idontedit7375 Год назад +2

    This is the funniest negotiation I've ever watched 😅😅

  • @Amir-kc9yu
    @Amir-kc9yu 3 года назад +6

    She took the fun out of the entire thing with all the negotiations 😆

  • @exyourself
    @exyourself 2 года назад +2

    This clip is hilarious! The way Tom is trying to convince Christina is priceless

  • @jonathannagel7427
    @jonathannagel7427 3 года назад +154

    “That’s a lot of work”
    It’s called a -job for a reason, Crapstina

    • @Koryoswolfspirit
      @Koryoswolfspirit 3 года назад +4

      She became a comedian so she doesn’t have to have a job though

  • @Louis-wp3fq
    @Louis-wp3fq 3 года назад +202

    Khalyla definitely eats Bobby Lee's scrum.

    • @Matteuslee
      @Matteuslee 3 года назад +14

      So does cheeto.

    • @atyusriggins3824
      @atyusriggins3824 3 года назад +23

      Id say that's the tip of the iceberg with them🤣

    • @IMPYEMU
      @IMPYEMU 3 года назад +4

      Of course, they aren’t married

    • @thomasmitchell4128
      @thomasmitchell4128 2 года назад +4

      @Marc Dumont Some people prefer some sauce with their scrum, don't yuck someone's yum.

    • @hornedlobster
      @hornedlobster 2 года назад +1

      @Marc Dumont extra flavor?

  • @Poppins242
    @Poppins242 3 года назад +58

    Get in there Christina! She's such a square sometimes

    • @mikepryor7467
      @mikepryor7467 2 года назад +7

      thatta girl

    • @senseibean1663
      @senseibean1663 2 года назад +4

      Bless your soul

    • @rhysmorgan9049
      @rhysmorgan9049 2 года назад +3

      You seem fun to be around

    • @TheMikeMase
      @TheMikeMase 2 года назад +6

      You’re also talking about the same woman who thought doing acid 3 times gave her permanent brain damage. Total square bear

    • @rorytribbet6424
      @rorytribbet6424 Год назад +1

      May god have mercy on your dm’s

  • @mikeavila6921
    @mikeavila6921 3 года назад +74

    I've ate my wife's scrum all the time. I don't know why Christina is scared. It doesn't taste or smell bad. It's awesome.

  • @boyerindustries
    @boyerindustries 3 года назад +8

    💀💀💀💀 Tom is such a great source of encouragement for his wife

  • @stevenguevara2184
    @stevenguevara2184 3 года назад +5

    Im glad you got this on film. It will come in handy if divorce ever comes into play

  • @thejeswith1s
    @thejeswith1s Год назад

    All my questions answered. Thank you.

  • @seanj.3644
    @seanj.3644 3 года назад +10

    Haha Tom might not want to open this door, first he wants his scrum ate then he'll want it pegged 😂

  • @geoffkirk4956
    @geoffkirk4956 3 года назад

    Best conversation ever

  • @alexanderbohm607
    @alexanderbohm607 2 года назад +1

    how did i miss this? jesus this is gold. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ECJ1776
    @ECJ1776 3 года назад +13

    Their poor children are going to see this video one day 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ScoobyShotU
      @ScoobyShotU 2 года назад +1

      If they are even preteens they've seen this lol kids today are fucking bad

  • @griff7533
    @griff7533 2 года назад +1

    Ok I’ll come back to this after I finish my dinner.

  • @kevmarpnky
    @kevmarpnky 2 года назад +2

    possibly the best clip on the channel, Todd is so convincing.

  • @dbarton8651
    @dbarton8651 2 года назад +4

    Tom went from not hankerin, to hankerin real quick🤣😂

  • @atyusriggins3824
    @atyusriggins3824 3 года назад +11

    We all just want to see tom win😂

  • @maxwelldavis7076
    @maxwelldavis7076 3 года назад +10

    Got to love that if we see Tom with a fresh baby face, we know what's up

  • @powerhouse884
    @powerhouse884 2 года назад +5

    LMAOOOOO this is so fkn bizarre how Tom is just discussing this with her so casually 😂 😆 😂

  • @marknoll943
    @marknoll943 3 года назад +6

    I think with all the benile media content going on today, this is really getting to the meat of what's important. Let's make the world a better place with follow through.

  • @ProdDRyte
    @ProdDRyte 2 года назад +1

    Dude laugh in the background gets me every time lol

  • @buckwiild2101
    @buckwiild2101 3 года назад +2

    Love it when toms looking at her saying there's not guna be any chocolate around hes looking at her like PLZ JUST DO IT! Lmfao

  • @seanwilks7712
    @seanwilks7712 2 года назад

    I cannot believe I got an ad for scrum teams while watching this!

  • @willtheangrydudeist9120
    @willtheangrydudeist9120 3 года назад +3

    Glad i picked tgis video to watch while eating my sandwich.... lmao

  • @benwalker9569
    @benwalker9569 2 года назад

    This made me cry bro .. so funny

  • @leogosse7946
    @leogosse7946 2 года назад +1

    This is so hilarious dude they are so serious

  • @jersonfigueiredo5079
    @jersonfigueiredo5079 Год назад +4

    The idea of their kids watching this is hilarious.

  • @MaxPower-js1sk
    @MaxPower-js1sk 2 года назад

    I like the raucous laughter in the background.

  • @anonymouspsycho6972
    @anonymouspsycho6972 Год назад +4

    I haven’t caught follow up to this but I’m hoping theres an episode with beardless tom and maybe Christina in an eye patch

  • @cdarnau
    @cdarnau 2 года назад +1

    I love to hear them laugh in the background. Hahaha.

  • @BedoinSpaceman
    @BedoinSpaceman 2 года назад +1

    Fml. This had me legit crying. Bravooooo

  • @dustinsanchez7820
    @dustinsanchez7820 2 года назад +1

    Toms face I conquer with that man's ideologies

  • @devinwolf3340
    @devinwolf3340 2 года назад

    What a title for a clip. . . You had me at hello.

  • @negativeindustrial
    @negativeindustrial 3 года назад +5

    Bill Cosby is free but Christina still won’t eat Tom’s scrum. You know what to do now, Tom. You know who to call.

  • @brandonweis2884
    @brandonweis2884 3 года назад +6

    Christina needs to do this for Tom. Life in this universe depends on it.

  • @billwrubel6313
    @billwrubel6313 2 года назад +7

    Holy Shit! One of the most hilarious things ever. Her facial expressions..I laughed so hard I was crying

  • @xxndoxx1
    @xxndoxx1 3 года назад +16

    Some day soon, Tom is suddenly gonna be clean shaven... And we'll all know what happened 🤣

  • @coolbeanzs
    @coolbeanzs 2 года назад +1

    "Chowing" lol!!!

  • @christophercollins3632
    @christophercollins3632 3 года назад +19

    Christina low key trying to derail the fantasy by talking about airline hot cheetos diarrhea sweats. LUL

  • @crispybits6737
    @crispybits6737 3 года назад

    You're almost there tom

  • @S.A.N.503
    @S.A.N.503 2 года назад +7

    She looks so mortified lol. Somebody save this woman! 😂😂😂😂

  • @EcSsAwS
    @EcSsAwS Год назад +1

    I have never laughed so hard
    😂 😂. This is fucking gold

  • @nnn43
    @nnn43 3 года назад +2

    The sheer amount of shit that I learned from this fucking podcast that I never wanted to know but still can’t stop watching it is absolutely endless

  • @nicholasiorio8968
    @nicholasiorio8968 Год назад

    Her exhale when he said "one minute" 😂

  • @madflavour831
    @madflavour831 2 года назад +25

    "women don't have to..."
    No Christina they don't. They want to. Taste the rainbow.

  • @TTEGGA94
    @TTEGGA94 3 года назад +6

    i can't wait for the day your kid is old enough and curious enough and looks at your youtube videos ahahaha

  • @YouOnlyIiveTwice
    @YouOnlyIiveTwice 2 года назад +2

    Jesus, this conversation sounds like a hostage negotiation lmao

  • @matthew413
    @matthew413 2 года назад +1

    Tim’s straight face. Reaction “he’s such a good guy”

  • @thrashlatem
    @thrashlatem 2 года назад +5

    We know if we see Tom without his beard he had a good night 🤣

  • @maxwarren4277
    @maxwarren4277 5 месяцев назад

    “I’m scared” was sooooo genuine. I actually felt bad for her for a second.

  • @varonramos6079
    @varonramos6079 2 года назад +3

    Nadir laugh is always the best part

  • @vitamind2387
    @vitamind2387 11 месяцев назад

    It’s two years later and Tom is still fighting the good fight.

  • @robaskins5916
    @robaskins5916 3 года назад

    This one was f****** hilarious 💯🎭🦥

  • @macrolfing1787
    @macrolfing1787 2 года назад +6

    I just keep thinking, he paints the bowl and then washes it away.

  • @lexoflex5451
    @lexoflex5451 3 года назад +2

    "If that's what you prefer" hahahaha

  • @michaeldelarm1630
    @michaeldelarm1630 Год назад

    DEAD DEAD DEAD LMFAO. "i think everyone wants to hear it"