Tom's Red Flags - YMH Highlight
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- Опубликовано: 29 янв 2021
- Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the red flags CP saw in Tom early on in their relationship, as well as sketches Tom pitched that couldn't be made.
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What woman doesn't want to be called "a big titted animal"
-Abraham Lincoln
Four score and 7 tits ago!
He didn't say that. You lie!
Bro he def said that he's honest abe
@@ianjohnson6666 You lie too! Why do you lie?
@@imheretochewbubblegum wym I learned that in high school John wilkes booth's wife had a small chest so he got mad and shot Lincoln because she was insecure about it
Hands down the coolest married couple I've EVER seen.
They are my #couplegoals 😃
It’s a show. You haven’t seen anything.
I love that they are so self aware of their own nonsense LMAO
there a looooot you dont know about their relationship lmao
@@user-zq9xh4rc3c Really? Been a follower for years...Enlighten me, Oh Random One. I beg of you, oh Wisest, Most know-it-all-ness! Tell me how I should THINK and FEEL about one of my Favorite comedians...Perhaps you can vlog your life and make a simple comparison..."It's a show..."
STFU...It was an opinion... ( Don't get mad c6 4116. That was directed towards TD 4YD...you chimed in last so now you're in it...
I love the way Tom looks at the camera when Christina agrees with him. It's pure joy
“What woman would tolerate that?”
Instantly thought of Berts wife
I'd love to hear Liane list her red flags for Bert
At least Tom will live long enough to see his children become adults. Brett IS going to die within the next 5 years and EVERYONE is going to act surprised, except for Ari.
@@Velocimackerel I pray he spikes the drinks at the funeral
Leanne puts up with a different kind of man. Tom is a big asshole, Bert is a big manchild. Both these women are dealing with their own demons lmfao
@@Velocimackerel I don't know much about these people, why is he going to die?
Christina: "You've got a *lot* of weird stuff". Tom: "What do you mean?". Christina: "Well, *sighs*..." Lol
If Christina was smarter she would've figured out Tom by now and probably be in some mass grave with the others. Good on her for flying under the radar of the most prolific comedian/serial killer after John Wayne Gacy.
What.
@@erictankeastburn6291 It is a joke. Although Tom has really dark humor, which is not really common among Americans I presume, but I have no idea. It is the standard humor in my country, so we would consider him quite normal hahaha.
after?
He’s actually the zodiac killer. He’s aged quite well.
No Christina is the Ghislaine Maxwell for Tom here. Only Tom wouldn’t be allowed to hang himself or be hanged by others. She’s complicit in his crimes against humanity and an active and ardent supporter of his proclivities. #hotsauceisthebest
Tom's just a cool guy, idk what the problem is..
The Coolest, High and Tight
And he can dunk on a 9 foot rim.
Tom, if you're reading this... Just keep featherin it brother. Fuck the haters.
A reeeeeeealll cooooooooooollll guuyyy
The problem is that Bert 2 - Tom 0.
My husband passed in 2016, but watching these 2 gives me life cuz it was what I had with my best friend ❤ this is love right here 😂
I bet he was an awesome guy, he'll send you another special dude
Keep featherin it sis
Awww im sorry for your ❤
His lil evil smile kill's me every flippin time
Christina’s expression at 1:44 as Tom gleefully describes beating her 😂😂😂
This sounded like something Garth Brooks would do
Cool stuff. Slick stuff. Neat stuff.
He’s just an all around cool guy
I like that
Tom and Christina have such a great comedic dynamic. They make each other funnier
3:00 “This is a great point.” Had me dying 😂
RED FLAGS ?????? I legit pray to our lord and savior every single day for the well being of Cristina P and that she has the strength to deal with the monster we all know Tommy boy is
I pray for the opposite. That Tom has the patience to deal with this woman trying to assail him and his ego. Trying to drag him down to a place where he doubts himself and his abilities all for a minor win in her ledger. Tom has it clinched, always has. I don't put much stock in Christina saying she was almost turned off from Tom because of a few jokes. Because that's easy to say but here she is after all.
I worry the opposite, lol.
@@calska140 ok
@dick trickle ok
ಠಿ_ಠಿ
Lmao the first cut wasn’t even a joke it was just a man murdering his girlfriend
Exactly……….
His Date...
Thats what passes for comedy in toms fucked head 😂
Manslaughter not murder. That’s the joke. The joke is that it goes too far and her head gets lopped off
@@cynicaloptimist4879 Ah I see. So the joke was that he was *only* violently assaulting a woman. It's funny now because he only meant to cause her grievous bodily harm and he accidentally murdered her. Truly the peak of comedy
"people are scared, and people are weak" couldn't agree more
I appreciate Tom’s full openness and boldness to stand behind that shit!
Tom just looking at the camera *smiling silently* like serial killers do in court is hillarious😂
In all the different Worlds, in all the different Universes, No couple is better suited for each other than these two are.....
Women are way more calculating about who they date lol. Idk if I’d recall one joke 15 years later
Better cal Sal “no shit”
because women arent funny.
@@LoveProWrestling something said exclusively by dudes who think George Carlin is a comedian
@@Kmanjr0 well he's not a comedian now, he's dead
One of the best and funniest clips! I love them
i'm super baked right now, but i'm watching this and thinkin how happy i am these two nuts found each other.
A great pair of nuts indeed
"Come here you big titted animal" I'm sorry but that's a fucking golden line 😂😂😂😂😂
Tom has more red flag than the old eastern bloc
🤣
Lmfao
"They wouldn't let me talk about farts and shits, I hated it."
I've never seen a couple air their dirty laundry so publicly, shamelessly and hilariously
These two are pure comedy joy!!!
"I like you because you took a risk, but I would never date that guy". I mean, as a man, he basically had the tip in at that point. Just a little shove is all ya needed.
That nod at 4:10 was great haha
"Tom has one night stands and leaves the stink...on his...ding...a-ling." hahahaha
I absolutely love your wife. Hearing her perspective is so refreshing and real.
The ad I got was a tiktok about gender pronouns
Does anyone think this gender focus will go away like a fad? Only really young people are into it and sad confused middle aged people.
@@paultate5213 kinda
But theres people introducing rules, laws and behavioural patterns related to all those fads, wich makes a trend like that dangerous since bills are being made to legitimaze behaviour like that.
@@paultate5213 Not really tbh. We as a society are going to evolve to be genderless down the track: I think some people are going to come around mentally faster than others and that's why there's a weird tension around discussing it: some people just don't want the world to change.
We have no actual functional need for district genders or sexes in society anymore. It made sense when we needed hunter/gatherer tank/support duos to have a heavy emphasis on gender roles but in the modern world: gender doesn't really have a bearing on how suited you are to doing 95% of tasks in modern life.
The 'gender thing' isn't going to go away it's going to become much more prevalent as more and more people catch onto the wave.
I don't wanna be one of those pretentious people that calls it a "mass awakening" or some spritual garbage but we collectively are all generally realizing how pointless gender is and how restrictive it can be a in a modern world where those systems don't need to be in place
@@carloscjr23 Buddy it's not "dangerous" to acknowledge changes and developments in medical and social sciences.
The world isn't going to work the way you thought it did when you were a child forever: you are going to have to grow and change and so are your ideas about the world
@@suppmydiff3257 Your incessant amount of arrogant quasi-progressive comments in this comment section scream that you’re a bitter lonely chick, a pathetic white-knighting dude, or an insecure confused TikTok, whichever you prefer.
7:19 The most iconic YMH moment?
I Love this Podcast
Lmao, Tom describing the scene of bashing her head and pushing her head through the glass was hilarious.
10/10 Christina would still eat Tommy’s scrum
You a nasty gal, that's great
He got snipped for HER. She could drop 30Lbs like Leeanne did But Christiana do it for him...
She never has though...did I miss something? I think your joke flew over my head.
@@jacklempke7779 sure did...
@@mikesendec3972 thank u
Christina: I wasn't looking at you sexually
Also Christina: I was just like Tom Segura's really attractive and you were so handsome
and the light looked so good on you and you were so cute
That's kinda right, unlike man woman can be physically attracted but can be turned off by a personality trait of a man. Man, just think about that later
I love these 2
8:53 gotta admit that "noooo!" was adorable
4:04 Mmmmhmmm, My boi Tom knew EXACTLY What's up. 😂🤣
Tom’s smile when Christina is talking about first seeing Tom’s attractiveness lol
Love this! ❤️
I almost fell over when Tom goes “that’s not a good start” 🤣🤣 f you I’m dying
I love you two!!
"its weird and violent" lmfao
The way she delivered “come here hooker” made me spit out my water #WaterChamp
I gotta say, as a regular normal woman, I would love a relationship like this. I just wanna be someone's big-titted animal. 🥲
1. How big we talking?
2. What are your thoughts on being spit on?
Maybe someday
Maybe it’s already happened now
the fucking smiles tom gives the camera! aghahagaha
This clip made me realise how much i relate to Tom
Good people right here
Jennifer Aniston for the part Christina played 😂
I'd love the idea for the sketch !
I agree with Tom. You gotta risk it to get the biscuit. Ill throw a wig on next time you have a creative idea. Set me on fire for all I care bahaha
Tom is so proud of his gross moments. His face when she mentions the red flags.
I wounder if Tom is ever gonna heal from his brain injury....
Tommy buns keeps feathering it
"Its weird and violent!" (Tom grins at camera). 😆😆😆
How she says “go fuck yourself” is just MUAH! Perfect delivery
The dude in the background laughing at every joke at EVERYTHING. 😂
Love the nod Tom 😆😆😆
I talk to my wife the same way joking around and she just knows it’s me lol
Real married talk starts at 8:30. LMAO
i literally fucking LOLD IRL when she said you call me a big titted animal LMFAO
Tom and Christina, sitting in a tree, F-U-C-K-I-N-G!!! 😂😂😂
Every single time I watch this show it reminds me of my wife and I.
Their love transcends...
This podcast isn't on Spotify. Where do I find it?
My favorite couple
No one makes Tom laugh more than Tom...
Well that and a tumbler full of koolaid.
As a plumber, women’s restrooms are always nastier, much worse than the men’s. Maybe tom’s onto something.
Soowoo to my queens named Julia above 18
Bars
Tim likes slick stuff, cool stuff
Whats that laughtrack in the background?
Rihanna should play the role.
Tom is the best
Anyone know the episode this clips from?? Would love to watch the whole ep
Pitch it to us Tom! Pitch it!
Holy shit!! This was hilarious but I agree with her 1000000%%% 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
'' you can't do this to me'' XD
These 2 remind me of my girl and I. No limits, just fucking around, not getting offended easy, it's cool to see others like us. Not married but we've been together for 18 years now, soooo longer then most married couples HAHA.
hAhA
What an awesome idea Tom. I love this guy.
And meanwhile Christy put her psychologist cap on, at least to her...ffs lmao.
I honestly don't see what's so over-the-line about tom's sketch ideas when movies like Saw and Hostel get made.
where can i find these bits?
I mean.....the stunningly beautiful and talented Natalie Portman did a rated MA vid on SNL....and killed it
reach out.
Tom's red flag he should have saw in CP was when she said she was a comedian
Niiiiiiiiice
Christina is a gem!
YES!
Could we get a longer intro for the clips?
At least 12 minutes.
Tom is just a free spirit...for now.
Tom should watch the MDE world peace dinner sketch
To be honest the sketch ideas just represent marriage 😂
Damn! Nice.
"feels good to hear"
"... and then you accidentally die." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
damn shout out to christina for talking about her parents
I absolutely love you 2. I could not relate more to her views lmaoooo. Love ya girl! Oh ya, and Tom 😜
9:18 lmfao
This Chris Gaines guy is super slick
This is a great show, getting to hear endless details to Tom and Christina personal life, not unappreciated. Maybe they should spin a misfortune wheel once a night to see want nasty crap they can do to each other. I have 3 brothers no sisters, so hearing this side of women is hugely informative, I also feel I'm at a disadvantage, cause I have trouble talking to women, kinda sucks, then there are guys like Tom who have many sisters, which I imagine is a big psychological help.
Its not. I have 3 sisters and no brothers. Dont know how to talk to women seriously though. Only one night stand ish
Just talk to us like normal people haha. Like this video demonstrates when it really comes down to it, were not so different. And I think it might me easier to talk to girls who have older brothers. As they have grown up with guys and their friends etc. I have 2 older brothers and find that I am able to joke around and connect with guys more easily than my friends who don’t have brothers. So equally it might be harder for girls who don’t have brothers to talk to men.
Try it out