Tom Segura's Dad Hates His Pickup Lines - YMH Clip

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  • Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
  • In this highlight, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss flirting with girls at breakfast. They then call Tom's dad, Top Dog, to ask for his thoughts on Tom's new pickup technique. Top Dog shares some expert insight. They also ask him whether he'd rather spend a week with Tom's mom or Tom's aunt and gets his opinion on their "updog" joke.
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  • @SLEEPYJK
    @SLEEPYJK 4 года назад +2889

    Your dad saying "Hey buddy" the way he does is so genuine and loving. It's simple yet it says alot about how he feels about you

    • @willyam2435
      @willyam2435 4 года назад +152

      His whole delivery changes so much from the initial "hello". I always get excited when they decide to call Top Dog. So wholesome.

    • @andohish27
      @andohish27 4 года назад +90

      TopDog gets so happy when Tom calls. He loves Tom so much.

    • @hirkballs
      @hirkballs 4 года назад +41

      Have you seen when Tom calls his boy an immediately says "Hey Buddy." You're 100% right. Its subtle but its wholesome :)

    • @terrycullen3302
      @terrycullen3302 4 года назад +4

      @E R Are you simple?

    • @tmt1675
      @tmt1675 3 года назад +3

      My pops does the same exact thing. Pal or buddy always. Typically and Italian thing. I know his mom is Peruvian if I remember right but I wonder what his pops is.

  • @THEYETTY
    @THEYETTY 3 года назад +387

    His dad's voice went from Hello in an "ugh who's calling" annoyed voice to a "HEYYY BUDDDDDY" in the same voice a dad talks to his 7 year old lol. Your dad rocks !!

  • @424-i7r
    @424-i7r 3 года назад +1560

    Toms personality makes so much sense now. His dad fostered his childish sense of humor and crisp irony while his mom repeatedly broke him emotionally and mentally

  • @EastboundAndDowns
    @EastboundAndDowns 4 года назад +1770

    Now imagine that voice saying, "There's no better feeling than killing the enemy" or "I threw grenades into bunkers...".

    • @hiltonb8876
      @hiltonb8876 4 года назад +26

      After I heard him tell that story I’ve been waiiiittiiinnnggg. It would be sooo perfect 😂😂

    • @billionwilliam840
      @billionwilliam840 3 года назад +11

      Hey buddy

    • @andrejhalaj1714
      @andrejhalaj1714 3 года назад +44

      Hey, buddy! Here's a grenade for ya. Enjoy!

    • @deadarmd
      @deadarmd 3 года назад +6

      Oh yeah. It feels good

    • @cordcd7
      @cordcd7 3 года назад +6

      Damn woodpecker.

  • @josephedwarddowling5919
    @josephedwarddowling5919 4 года назад +958

    Love hearing the laughter from the tech guys in the next room. Never change that.

    • @gerardohernandez7099
      @gerardohernandez7099 4 года назад +40

      Whenever I hear them laugh I swear they sound insane.

    • @ladycole
      @ladycole 4 года назад +44

      That's my favorite part of the show!😂😂😂

    • @Dubstep4LIFE2901
      @Dubstep4LIFE2901 4 года назад +12

      I just noticed this today and it geeks me out everytime

    • @yukefort8402
      @yukefort8402 3 года назад +29

      Nadav losing it in the background kills me every time. I have to rewind multiple times to get through a video.

    • @rustyshackleford6992
      @rustyshackleford6992 3 года назад +8

      6:25 .... pure gold from them

  • @NGJ05
    @NGJ05 4 года назад +873

    “I was at a party one time, and someone pulled out a marijuana cigarette, and I said: I’m outta here.”

    • @ryancallahan1441
      @ryancallahan1441 4 года назад +52

      Cool story nerd lol i love that special

    • @jbf4184
      @jbf4184 4 года назад +47

      There’s no better feeling than killing the enemy.

    • @Mannydamon
      @Mannydamon 3 года назад +12

      There is no better feeling than being sober and killing the enemy

    • @Macroprosopus
      @Macroprosopus 3 года назад +8

      Okay, lieutenant...

  • @jaym8639
    @jaym8639 2 года назад +1399

    Man I'm going to miss him saying hey buddy to Tom. Rip top dog

    • @blakeanderson4686
      @blakeanderson4686 2 года назад +21

      Man me too ✋ 😪 top dog will live for ever with me reminds me of my dad r.i.p. top dog

    • @TrentTheMegaGangster
      @TrentTheMegaGangster 2 года назад +12

      WHAT!? what happend?

    • @touchmycamerathroughthefen4555
      @touchmycamerathroughthefen4555 2 года назад +62

      @@TrentTheMegaGangster he passed just before New Years. He was exposed to Agent Orange during his time in the military which causes a cancer called multiple myeloma later in life. He’s had it for a few years apparently but it got worse this year

    • @layedbackthomas
      @layedbackthomas 2 года назад +7

      IKR watching this clip isnt the same now. his dad was so wholesome^^ r.i.p

    • @moocow5628
      @moocow5628 2 года назад +5

      That’s exactly why I came back to this clip

  • @scottmonaghan1078
    @scottmonaghan1078 4 года назад +256

    "There's definitely a mouthful there"

  • @UnbelievablyGauche
    @UnbelievablyGauche 4 года назад +374

    He says hey buddy like a cartoon character. It's so funny every time.

  • @BBishop27
    @BBishop27 4 года назад +241

    When Christina went for the high five after the what's up dawg joke.

    • @iMETTI
      @iMETTI 4 года назад +9

      And then she went for a very cool fistbump

    • @snorgisborg2
      @snorgisborg2 4 года назад +1

      No she just put her fist in the air

  • @chris42028
    @chris42028 4 года назад +259

    I think we need a weekly top dawg segment

  • @chrisfyb
    @chrisfyb 2 года назад +47

    Damn, that "Hey Buddy" hits way different now.
    :(

  • @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd
    @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd 2 года назад +62

    Papa Segura with that "4th grade joke" comeback was gold

  • @Nfl360
    @Nfl360 4 года назад +375

    Top Dog- Hey buddy
    Tom- Wheres mom?
    Top Dog- Playing bridge
    😂 if u dont hear those three things when they talk, something is wrong

    • @samuelrusso4304
      @samuelrusso4304 4 года назад +14

      It's like coded phrase, they make sure nobody in either situation is really calling in the middle of a hostage crisis, or something. Like, if Top Dog says, "Oh, she's a bit tied up right now." Tom is expected to go, "Oh, I see, if you guys are busy, I'll call later." and then call the cops.

    • @shnibzzz
      @shnibzzz 4 года назад +8

      Do you remember which episode it was when Tom yelled "Fuck with the fuckin Bridge" 🤣 that killed me.

  • @Christopher50now
    @Christopher50now 4 года назад +29

    Man I think your relationship with your dad is awesome. You’re so lucky. You can hear his love for you in every “buddy” he says.

  • @Alee806
    @Alee806 4 года назад +40

    “Hey buddy how you doing” is the cutest shit ever!!

  • @BoofHoover
    @BoofHoover 4 года назад +22

    "well thats a mouthful right there" true dad lmao

  • @michaelclarke3485
    @michaelclarke3485 4 года назад +38

    The hysterical laughing in the background gets me everytime

  • @jollyjiant8107
    @jollyjiant8107 4 года назад +29

    I LOVE THE OFFSCREEN LAUGHS 😂😂😂

  • @LH-nd9qg
    @LH-nd9qg 4 года назад +22

    That guy laughing in the back 😂😂

  • @kevintross9778
    @kevintross9778 4 года назад +123

    Top Dog is the flirting GOAT
    This man is undefeated

  • @NORMASHBASH
    @NORMASHBASH 2 года назад +7

    Going back to every top dog episode because I feel like a lost a family member. RIP Top Dog, many prayers to Charro, Tom, Christina and the rest of the family. 🙏🏽

  • @19Burgandy
    @19Burgandy 3 года назад +10

    "There's no way out, the walls are closing in" I laughed so fucking hard

  • @CutterDriftwood
    @CutterDriftwood 4 года назад +108

    Tom's pickup technique is specifically for truly cool guy's ONLY!

  • @DasNeueFeuer
    @DasNeueFeuer 3 года назад +47

    Tom and Christina: _thinks of horrifically creepy pick-up lines_
    Top Dog: _disagrees and comes up with something a bit less intense_

    • @gen3kali877
      @gen3kali877 Год назад +1

      All I know is it worked on Tom’s mom.

  • @ryandunkling1179
    @ryandunkling1179 3 года назад +9

    Whomever that is literally DYING of laughter in the far background, I'm right there with em 😂

  • @Dr3wTheGiant
    @Dr3wTheGiant 4 года назад +9

    Somebody needs to make a compilation of Tom's dad answering the phone "Hey Buddy!" 😂😂😂😂

  • @blakepettys28
    @blakepettys28 4 года назад +11

    I love how Tom’s eyes glaze over when he impersonates his aunt

  • @Hokay01
    @Hokay01 Год назад +5

    Rest in peace Top Dog!!!

  • @The.Adam.D
    @The.Adam.D 2 года назад +11

    I miss Top Dog so much already 😢😢😢

  • @MrYankees1321
    @MrYankees1321 2 года назад +5

    Why was Tom’s dad falling for updog the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

  • @kornklone
    @kornklone 2 года назад +2

    The updog joke was fuckin beautiful. RIP Top Dog

  • @bansheewv89
    @bansheewv89 2 года назад +2

    This is one of my favorite clips from the show. The call with dad was great

  • @Smoof29
    @Smoof29 3 года назад +12

    Fun fact: the underwire in bras used to set off metal detectors at the airport but not anymore

  • @oscargb2770
    @oscargb2770 2 года назад +6

    RIP TOP DOG 🙏🏽
    We lost a great one 😞

  • @jerryjones7582
    @jerryjones7582 2 года назад +2

    Top dog says “hey buddy” like he’s talking to a 6 year old Tom

  • @ZitiPatrol
    @ZitiPatrol 3 года назад +5

    he fell for the updog joke. what a fucking amazing dad

  • @milehighmullet8200
    @milehighmullet8200 2 года назад +18

    Man I'm feeling for Tom I lost my dad at 21 and it sure is a void

  • @evan2946
    @evan2946 3 года назад +5

    Lmao Tom’s aunt voice has me rolling

  • @MrBomberrino
    @MrBomberrino 3 года назад +4

    I fucking love this damn show....keep it going. The aunt Blanca bit is amazing, "death by a thousand paper cuts". Rocksteady Tom and Cris!!!!

  • @jpxgs
    @jpxgs 2 года назад +3

    i can remember this being the first time i heard top dog during a live show. rip

  • @believeinmatter
    @believeinmatter 4 года назад +14

    Now Tom makes sense to me. His dad is a horn dog as well 😂 people all have horrible thoughts but this son and father just saw it out loud, badass 😂

  • @jessicadanner6784
    @jessicadanner6784 2 года назад +4

    Love you forever Top Dog

  • @williamphillips2671
    @williamphillips2671 4 года назад +5

    Toms dad is just amazing

  • @themilkmon
    @themilkmon 3 года назад +2

    Timmy got Top Dog with the "updog". What a classic!

  • @ladycole
    @ladycole 4 года назад +2

    The background laughter ALWAYS makes me laugh!!!😂😂😂😂

  • @marxtheidoloftheidle5591
    @marxtheidoloftheidle5591 Год назад +1

    The “what’s up dog” joke floored me 🤣

  • @spiritualempress6691
    @spiritualempress6691 Год назад +1

    I’m a big advocate for giving genuine compliments to men a lot because they don’t get complimented HALF as much women. I said to a guy at Starbucks “ excuse me but you are rocking that shirt. No way in hell my husband could pull that look off” and everytime you do it you should see how their face fucking LIGHT UP 😂

  • @milesmccue9388
    @milesmccue9388 2 года назад +3

    Top dog bought his A game this time😂😂

  • @kickhuggy
    @kickhuggy 4 года назад +4

    The whole thing about the guy having to be chill and the girl being crazy is insanely true

  • @djmab1981
    @djmab1981 4 года назад +5

    His dad is so amazing! I just can't :D Crying laughing

  • @patricklopez2598
    @patricklopez2598 4 года назад +5

    such an interesting and open relationship dynamic when you can talk shit about your husbands mom and aunt with him lmao

  • @Stacey_-bf2mb
    @Stacey_-bf2mb 4 года назад +3

    0:07 hell yeah Christine

  • @kaptainkrayzee9822
    @kaptainkrayzee9822 2 года назад +2

    I love the way he says "hey buddy!"

  • @vashumashu4359
    @vashumashu4359 4 года назад +4

    Toms dad should be apart of the show !! We need his wisdom.
    !

  • @shoc77ko
    @shoc77ko 2 года назад +1

    I love how similar personalities Tom and his dad have lol. But they truly love each other. The good and the bad.

  • @franciscosantiago5449
    @franciscosantiago5449 Год назад +3

    RIP TOP DOG. The Man.

  • @fulcrumindicate
    @fulcrumindicate Год назад +1

    Watching them cheese and hearing the booth laugh coupled with the simple kindness from his dad asking what they would think if they knew what we think. Classic It is like they have brought a thanksgiving dinner to the podcast daily.

  • @LifeOfRy
    @LifeOfRy 11 месяцев назад

    2:03 Tom being immediately amused by his own joke is fantastic

  • @mrsilver8517
    @mrsilver8517 2 года назад +2

    Them talking about dealing with Toms mom is how I learned to handle my mom. Same reasons. Took me 30 years to realize.

  • @WritingDialogue
    @WritingDialogue 2 года назад +1

    Tom's impression of his Dad brings me great joy.

  • @mrbeans2425
    @mrbeans2425 Год назад +4

    I honestly wish I could meet a woman like Christina! She is such a good wife and mother, and she is hilarious and successful in her own way. She is just incredible! Tom is very lucky! And they make a great couple!

  • @SuperSenis
    @SuperSenis 2 года назад +2

    Would love to see Tom make candid camera videos using these amazing pick-up lines.

  • @pdizlmofukahz
    @pdizlmofukahz 2 года назад +2

    They really have a beautiful relationship

  • @11THEW0RD11
    @11THEW0RD11 Год назад +1

    He gets so excited when he says hey dad

  • @boostedz
    @boostedz Год назад +1

    i miss top dogs "hey buddy". i wish my dads got that excited when i called

  • @Blackbirdinthedeadofnight
    @Blackbirdinthedeadofnight 2 года назад +1

    Well you know there’s definitely a mouthful right there

  • @Whatisright
    @Whatisright 3 года назад +5

    Rewatched this clip to hear Tom's dad say "het buddy." That shit is funny. He's really happy to hear from Tom, but also knows there's a good chance this call is gonna go downhill sideways.

  • @cizrek
    @cizrek 4 года назад +6

    I've been asking chicks how fertile they are. They unmatch immediately.

  • @lorz9442
    @lorz9442 3 года назад +3

    2:17 man when Tom laughs, I laugh
    but when his eyebrows do the 45° bulge, I lose it

  • @evilnewenglandqueen4525
    @evilnewenglandqueen4525 2 года назад +3

    Now, we know where Tom gets his sense of humor from 😂

  • @Gambino415
    @Gambino415 4 года назад +3

    I wish I enjoyed anything as much as whoever is in the back during these

  • @armando_alves
    @armando_alves 2 года назад +2

    "Oh...! That's like a fourth grade joke. 😐" RIP Top Dog. ❤

  • @jerryjones7582
    @jerryjones7582 2 года назад +1

    ”that’s like a fourth grade joke”. Lol

  • @zachrobledo2252
    @zachrobledo2252 3 года назад +2

    Tom’s dad is the ultimate cool guy

  • @TylerWoodby
    @TylerWoodby 4 года назад +2

    Only a master of comedy can make updog work live

  • @markwagner1107
    @markwagner1107 Год назад

    2:06 fucking killed me when I 1st watched this🤣

  • @Danny__Noble
    @Danny__Noble 4 года назад +9

    “Hey buddy, how ya doin’?”

  • @jamesmason7979
    @jamesmason7979 3 года назад

    Father's Day was the perfect day to revisit this clip.

  • @thekingsknight8764
    @thekingsknight8764 4 года назад +4

    Tom's pick up line got me laid !!! Thanks tom

  • @QuitYourCryin
    @QuitYourCryin 3 года назад

    @8:00 Tom even accidentally set it up for a spit take lmao

  • @jleos0095
    @jleos0095 4 года назад +1

    These Top Dog segments should be a once a week thing guys!

  • @bummerflip
    @bummerflip 3 года назад

    aunt blanca sounds like a treat!

  • @JohnSagin-SimViDeLucis579
    @JohnSagin-SimViDeLucis579 4 года назад +1

    Who was that laughing in the background at around 6:40 up? They fucking broke me

    • @bobhill5429
      @bobhill5429 3 года назад

      The red headed jew. Nadav

  • @madadem2652
    @madadem2652 2 года назад +1

    I love how you can see where Tom gets his raw timing.

  • @fabzzpagano8635
    @fabzzpagano8635 2 года назад

    Top Dog is a national treasure!!!

  • @Jeff_HellensBridge
    @Jeff_HellensBridge 2 года назад +2

    That "hey buddy" makes me smile so much. I'm a 37 year old man. Nothing makes me smile. I miss Top Dog

  • @MyUsernameIsAlsoBort
    @MyUsernameIsAlsoBort Год назад +1

    I don't know about anyone else, but my favorite part was their impressions of Tom's aunt lol.

  • @CherrrrBear
    @CherrrrBear Год назад

    Best couple ever 🤣🤣🤣

  • @stevecurwick7712
    @stevecurwick7712 2 года назад

    TD ‘that’s a mouthful right now!’
    Bret klinger approves.

  • @kraftmayo
    @kraftmayo 2 года назад +2

    God I love Tom's dad

  • @jordinhocharles
    @jordinhocharles 3 года назад +1

    When they said Top Dawg …. I thought like Kendrick Lamar’s Top Dawg 🤣🤣🤣

  • @breannaisaacson2041
    @breannaisaacson2041 3 года назад

    The aunt Blanca bit is fuckinggggg hilarious oh my God

  • @TsuSolez
    @TsuSolez 3 года назад

    “She had legs up to her…. Shoulders?!?” 😂🤣

  • @b.1922
    @b.1922 2 года назад

    that man was the best love those jokes fucking great. R.I.P TopDog

  • @johnnycincoguitar
    @johnnycincoguitar 4 года назад +4

    If everyone falls for "updawg", wait until he asks about "dikfur"

  • @420gaiden
    @420gaiden Год назад

    Tom is freaking hilarious. I couldn’t stop laughing

  • @mikecarrier2370
    @mikecarrier2370 2 года назад

    relationship goals

  • @joshuatreib1817
    @joshuatreib1817 2 года назад

    the best is the guy in the back laughing!!!!!

  • @LoveBystroem
    @LoveBystroem 3 года назад

    HE GOT HIM WITH UPDOG! And the legend turned it around!!