TikTok Is Getting Weirder - YMH Highlight

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
  • Brian Simpson joins Tom Segura and Christina P in this highlight to watch some of Christina's TikTok curations. The Toks include a Christian that is not a serial killer, a diet coke lover named "The Candyman," a skirt-wearer that got misgendered in a store, a cool cat guy, and more! Brian shares a favorite TikTok of his, in which a girl responds to her recent break-up.
    www.yourmomshou...
    merchmethod.co...
    / yourmomshousepodcast

Комментарии • 622

  • @Tpanda85
    @Tpanda85 4 года назад +1024

    I just feel bad for the Chinese government officials who have to review these

    • @32broward
      @32broward 4 года назад +105

      Don’t worry. They can barely see them.

    • @codyyounger9737
      @codyyounger9737 3 года назад +22

      I feel happy for that exact reason.

    • @BH-pt1ps
      @BH-pt1ps 3 года назад +20

      The Chinese government deserves far worse. They treat their people like shit.

    • @negativeindustrial
      @negativeindustrial 3 года назад +8

      @@BH-pt1ps
      I lived there for four years, you have no idea.

    • @Zesrii
      @Zesrii 3 года назад +5

      Fuck that, they didn’t follow proto, now they can’t feather it

  • @daniecoker740
    @daniecoker740 Год назад

    I randomly send TikToks like these to my family lmao😂

  • @taintedgaming8750
    @taintedgaming8750 3 года назад +1

    12:05 I almost died laughing just now.
    It hurts.

  • @patteraj
    @patteraj 3 года назад

    Portland being associated with Mr. Skirt is an absolute win compared to the other freaks in this compilation😂

  • @1treyton1
    @1treyton1 4 года назад +8

    You notice how all of these TikTok videos are of white people?

  • @rileyandersonmusic
    @rileyandersonmusic 4 года назад +2

    11:18 look like Lee Syatt.

  • @IknowIamkindagreat
    @IknowIamkindagreat 4 года назад +473

    The way they have switched roles is kind of insane to see. Tom used to TORTURE Christina with his weird "men swimming in shit" and being casually decapitated videos. But now, the shift has been massive. Christina curates TikToks of weirdos that she KNOWS will make Tom cringe and wince in pain, and she now revels the power that he once had over her. It is like a slow boil Korean revenge movie in real life.

    • @Deus20112012
      @Deus20112012 3 года назад +10

      🤔 this actually makes sense.

    • @Yzjoshuwave
      @Yzjoshuwave 3 года назад +1

      I’d love to find out how the inside joke aspect of it plays out IRL. A dynamic like this seems likely, but I’d be surprised if they don’t have private dialogues about it as well… I mean, they’re going to see the fallout of these choices when the camera’s off and the show trails out into parenting and dealing with life together. Good observation though.

    • @jybrdls3647
      @jybrdls3647 2 года назад

      I’m still looking for that episode or clips, I remember seeing Kert and his wife losing it and I can’t find it anywhere, could someone direct me to the right link

    • @kadekrauss3513
      @kadekrauss3513 2 года назад

      He wasn’t decapitated btw if y’all didn’t know

    • @IknowIamkindagreat
      @IknowIamkindagreat 2 года назад

      @@Yzjoshuwave very well said

  • @cameronyoung2732
    @cameronyoung2732 4 года назад +316

    The trick to losing weight is watching your moms house with a plate full of food and if your lucky enough you won’t be able to eat for the full day lmao

    • @MM-zq9cj
      @MM-zq9cj 3 года назад +8

      I haven’t eaten all day I just sat down finally after work and watched this while eating a sub. I had to choke most of it down but almost puked when the fat guy started meowing

    • @eleusis2286
      @eleusis2286 Год назад +1

      I wipe grown humans asses all day at work and all I can think about is food.

  • @ashleythompson8243
    @ashleythompson8243 4 года назад +758

    I scream laughed at Brian’s very confident “That’s Portland.”

    • @cosmosdart4000
      @cosmosdart4000 4 года назад +23

      It’s fuckin true 🤷‍♂️

    • @DanielZeal
      @DanielZeal 4 года назад +24

      I'm guessing in Portland there will come a day where they ban the concept of gender completely

    • @af9487
      @af9487 4 года назад +1

      It is indeed

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 3 года назад +5

      what the HELL is going on in Portland? What causes this!? It's like San Fran

    • @King_of_Apathy
      @King_of_Apathy 3 года назад +6

      Indeed Portland is weird. We have a bagpipe playing kilt wearing unicycle riding Darth Vader. Good luck topping the random here.

  • @themikereda
    @themikereda 3 года назад +288

    Cristina's TikTok collections are basically just Buffalo Bill in every multiverse.

    • @MrMetalhorse
      @MrMetalhorse 2 года назад +3

      I fucking love this comment.
      Multiverse of madness but everyone is actually fucking insane. Lmao

    • @yerrdella
      @yerrdella 2 года назад +1

      spot on

    • @Fireproofwitchnz
      @Fireproofwitchnz Год назад

      Lmfaooo 😂😂

  • @BrentDady
    @BrentDady 4 года назад +114

    He’s missing some kind of vitamin.

  • @turtleboypurp
    @turtleboypurp 4 года назад +164

    lol the commentary from brian simpson is gold, " he's all got red around his eyes and mouth like he's missing a vitamin or something"

    • @Revel4tions
      @Revel4tions 4 года назад +5

      I lost it when he said that

  • @hixyhicks
    @hixyhicks 4 года назад +279

    what makes me laugh is hearing the lads in the control room laughing .

    • @mikepeace6363
      @mikepeace6363 4 года назад +9

      This is always the top comment for ymh

    • @comree11
      @comree11 4 года назад +3

      Mike Peace and they fucking know it.

    • @Djzommer1
      @Djzommer1 3 года назад

      dont be saying lads if your not british

    • @hixyhicks
      @hixyhicks 3 года назад +4

      @@Djzommer1 Wtf , im English .

    • @josephedwarddowling5919
      @josephedwarddowling5919 3 года назад

      Yes they should never, ever be fired no matter what they make it makes the show.

  • @davew6
    @davew6 4 года назад +92

    How did the “candyman” get his top tooth so sharp?.. asking for a friend

    • @Casablumpkin01
      @Casablumpkin01 4 года назад +34

      Those cans of spam aren’t going to open themselves.

    • @stanktech
      @stanktech 4 года назад +6

      Casablumpkin ohhhhmyyyygoooosh

    • @jesperhjensen1978
      @jesperhjensen1978 4 года назад +4

      a lotta store brand diet cola and Meth Im guessing...

    • @iamthepappy4232
      @iamthepappy4232 3 года назад +3

      Meth sharpens what it doesn't rot

  • @relativederp8497
    @relativederp8497 4 года назад +50

    "That's Portland" that statement can fit for anything of 2020

  • @exyourself
    @exyourself 3 года назад +33

    “Grow up and smell the fuckin cup of coffee in the morning” had me laughing out loud haha

  • @isaacsloftus
    @isaacsloftus 4 года назад +56

    Ngl the guy that meows kinda looks like Tom from 6 years ago if he had never gotten together with Christina

  • @ExAerospace
    @ExAerospace 4 года назад +60

    Secret Weapon: Christine's ripsnort laughter. Gets me every time. Love you both!

  • @christianwellens3530
    @christianwellens3530 4 года назад +63

    That one dude talking about his buddy meeting the president looked a lot like 10-12 Benadryl guy

    • @Charlezard.
      @Charlezard. 4 года назад

      That was my first though too.

    • @underweightHater
      @underweightHater 4 года назад +2

      he gives me a TJ miller vibe

    • @bobbybyrd1236
      @bobbybyrd1236 4 года назад +2

      Like if he didnt take benedryl that day i see it

    • @andrewschuschu3499
      @andrewschuschu3499 4 года назад

      Oh please please please tell me that’s like his dad or older brother, that family would deserve their own tv show

  • @thezachman1
    @thezachman1 4 года назад +100

    Imagine seeing this and thinking Tom is the only crazy person on this show. I have no idea what Christina mental state is after watching these for hours a day

    • @Revel4tions
      @Revel4tions 4 года назад +14

      Turned to mush, wonderful wonderful mush

    • @thezachman1
      @thezachman1 4 года назад +8

      @@Revel4tions it's ground beef

    • @Revel4tions
      @Revel4tions 4 года назад +6

      @@thezachman1 taco meat lmao

    • @XxCreateFlowxX
      @XxCreateFlowxX Год назад

      Textured vegetable protein brain

  • @sipfromthehourglass
    @sipfromthehourglass 4 года назад +73

    In college I worked 3rd shift by myself at a WI gas station... we weren't allowed to sell condoms because the owner was Catholic.
    I almost got fired for handing them out for free for the good of the world. Those Toks reaffirm that was the most humane decision I've ever made.

  • @moewavy7004
    @moewavy7004 4 года назад +23

    The akira tee made me love Brian Simpson even more

  • @novasnotvibing
    @novasnotvibing 4 года назад +14

    “That’s Portland”
    You’re right and I’m crying laughing

  • @MIngalls
    @MIngalls 2 года назад +4

    5:40 the most frustrating part is, if this was a she/her, she/her would have been just as annoyed at being called sir. How the fuuuuuuck is a stranger supposed to know? It's almost like you're setting people up to fail lol.

  • @anilpunj580
    @anilpunj580 4 года назад +17

    I dont know why but big juice into the coffee guy absolutely killed me

    • @slapchop57
      @slapchop57 3 года назад

      Been looking for that guys ticktock forever. Here I am, IM BACK.....AT IT!

  • @ryanboe6059
    @ryanboe6059 4 года назад +23

    Remember The Cincinnati Fart

  • @Thornsworks
    @Thornsworks 4 года назад +31

    I think what makes this clip so hilarious is Tom's inability to handle Christina's stuff for once, truly beautiful.

  • @g32.recitales
    @g32.recitales 3 года назад +8

    12:04 can't stop laughing

  • @the_sorcerer
    @the_sorcerer Год назад +11

    I always appreciate how excited and happy Christina looks when The Toks come up.
    Their favorite segments are always the best especially when you can tell by their faces.

  • @kimberlyholland7843
    @kimberlyholland7843 4 года назад +9

    I'm scream laughing in my living room in front of my 94 y.o. mother!! She's perplexed...lmao

  • @Niobium23
    @Niobium23 4 года назад +33

    Christina’s tik tok game is on point!

    • @stepthrough6169
      @stepthrough6169 3 года назад

      Dude I HATE Tik Tok but if I was into it, it would be how she does it

  • @Hungryhipoe
    @Hungryhipoe 3 года назад +9

    “That’s portland” props to a very cultured man right there

  • @stevethomas74
    @stevethomas74 3 года назад +10

    "What I like about this one is it's so fuckinstoopid!" 😂

  • @GW-ou9om
    @GW-ou9om 4 года назад +15

    Christina actually keeps it pretty real.

  • @Pn1251
    @Pn1251 3 года назад +15

    “I’m back from...”
    “Triple bypass?”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @SeanNH94
    @SeanNH94 2 года назад +6

    12:04 nothing was more funny than when tom got uncomfortable at this lmao

  • @bootsbailey5857
    @bootsbailey5857 4 года назад +11

    This podcast makes me feel sane. Thank you! 🙏

  • @ManiacWizard
    @ManiacWizard 4 года назад +4

    Christina was a top level 4chan OP a decade ago, I can tell.

  • @mattlombardi54
    @mattlombardi54 4 года назад +10

    “Cmon mark, don’t be stingy”

  • @Picoreefo
    @Picoreefo 3 года назад +4

    When the guy with the outie showed up I wheezed so hard I’m still crying what planet am I on

  • @atlaslucius
    @atlaslucius 4 года назад +8

    BTK worked for a church

  • @michaelpotter3627
    @michaelpotter3627 4 года назад +9

    I was almost crying with the tik toks..yall need to intro in with like 1 regular tok everytime then BAM hit'em up with Christina's picks...the contrast was so shocking ahahahahaha

  • @maximumride427
    @maximumride427 Год назад +3

    the idea of being shirtless but not cursing is an absolutely a+ observation

  • @memelord420blazeit8
    @memelord420blazeit8 4 года назад +9

    love the vid of Tom acting like a cat!! #Tomcat

  • @yannischwings6785
    @yannischwings6785 2 года назад +1

    What's most sad to me is the big dude driving said he's back from Latham and thats where I grew up...very accurate representation of people from there. Damn.

  • @danielsherwood1809
    @danielsherwood1809 4 года назад +20

    I watched like a 4 minute commercial about soap for MEN. I let the whole thing play so YMH would make a few more cents. It was worth it.

    • @JacobHazell
      @JacobHazell 4 года назад +1

      Go premium. It supports artist more and no commercial!!

    • @entlead35
      @entlead35 4 года назад +2

      Your not a dish

    • @DanielZeal
      @DanielZeal 4 года назад +1

      Watching in Premium helps them more than the ad revenue from your one viewing. Plus it's just a good service. Being able to turn off the screen and keep playing audio makes it the best mobile podcast app imo.

  • @evanabbott2737
    @evanabbott2737 4 года назад +5

    3:56: so.....that girl cheated on that guy, right?🤣

  • @feelinghealingfrequences7179
    @feelinghealingfrequences7179 3 года назад +4

    “Hey y’all,
    Grow up and smell the fukin cup of coffee
    in the morning... “. 10:22

  • @InsomniacRocker
    @InsomniacRocker 4 года назад +7

    Brian Simpson is great man. perfect guest for this show. Also a fan of his standup.

  • @danielschander6586
    @danielschander6586 Год назад +1

    7:27
    "Hey tom what is-"
    "Her diagnosis?"
    "What? no"
    "oh"
    lmfao

  • @bananalana2015
    @bananalana2015 4 года назад +13

    The people in the back laughing is making it that much funnier

    • @eltonester6531
      @eltonester6531 4 года назад

      That's Nadav, our in-studio audience

    • @giannidescalzo2101
      @giannidescalzo2101 4 года назад

      @Stoogs this exact reply is posted after every topic, and it gets old and hacky.

  • @pizzaparty9783
    @pizzaparty9783 3 года назад +7

    I love Christina's laugh! ❤️

  • @JasonWrightArt
    @JasonWrightArt 3 года назад +7

    She’s so full of joy 😂

  • @zach6367
    @zach6367 4 года назад +5

    A lot of meth heads hang out near my work. They're basically just like this.

  • @doommuffinz5276
    @doommuffinz5276 2 года назад +4

    Chriatina dying laughing is the universe granting her justice 😂

  • @kezp8114
    @kezp8114 Год назад +2

    Apparently I'm years late to the party but this is swiftly becoming my favourite podcast ever

  • @simonsays525
    @simonsays525 4 года назад +4

    These Toks are from DEEP in the vault.

  • @kdaddy9229
    @kdaddy9229 Год назад +2

    There’s very few things in this life that makes me smile more than Chrystal losing control with laughter.

  • @JohnWhite-gh2xl
    @JohnWhite-gh2xl 3 года назад +6

    Brian's reaction to the meowing guy makes me lose it everytime

  • @Mperkins813
    @Mperkins813 4 года назад +4

    I'm all about that BS comedian now baby! Dude made Tommy and mommy laugh more than most guests

  • @andrewschuschu3499
    @andrewschuschu3499 4 года назад +3

    Is it just me or does the Cat Man at 7:16 look A LOT like a 20 year old Tom? Jesus Christ it does.

  • @Vauge-Nightmare
    @Vauge-Nightmare 3 года назад +4

    CP snorting like a crazy person kills me everytime, then the guys in the back start laughing and that also kills me everytime

  • @su37fhiok97
    @su37fhiok97 4 года назад +4

    the cat guy looks like he could be one of toms cousins lmaoo

  • @PaNDaSNiP3R
    @PaNDaSNiP3R 2 года назад +1

    Tattoo your pronouns on your forehead and then I’ll call you whatever you want. I’ll accept a daily sticker as well

  • @josephedwarddowling5919
    @josephedwarddowling5919 3 года назад +3

    The laughter from Nadav and the other tech make these worth watching.

  • @TheBassicBassist
    @TheBassicBassist Год назад +1

    "Make it look like he's missing some sort of vitamin or something" killed me

  • @jonathannagel7427
    @jonathannagel7427 4 года назад +4

    The Cat Man looks more like Tom back when he had bangs, way more than that other fella looks like shirtless Bert!

  • @WritingDialogue
    @WritingDialogue 2 года назад +1

    (insert stupid woke bullshit)
    "That's Portland."

  • @willc4596
    @willc4596 2 года назад +1

    i think "misgendered people" are mistaken, not everyday people

  • @johnnycrash343
    @johnnycrash343 2 года назад +3

    Oh my god my face hurts from laughing so hard. Cat dude is duckin incredible

  • @MessiahRamsay
    @MessiahRamsay 4 года назад +3

    Classic YMH. Y’all lost me for a while with “I am dung” and hot brown poutine but now I’m back. I love you mommies, keep feathering it.

  • @fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810
    @fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810 3 года назад +5

    "her diagnosis?"
    Goddam Tommy that was savage, hilarious but savage.

  • @jackbrowning8013
    @jackbrowning8013 4 года назад +2

    I like to think that if TikTok had been around, there would be a video of Tom playing Brian McKnight down the phone to his crush

  • @jakefairley6993
    @jakefairley6993 2 года назад +2

    When they asked Brian to react to some Tik Toks he genuinely looked annoyed

  • @MTG453
    @MTG453 3 года назад +8

    The best part is hearing the dudes laughing in the other room first

  • @mobucks555
    @mobucks555 4 года назад +2

    I'm def getting the Aug 14 show but PLEASE let me know if I can watch it with my 72 yo mom.

  • @TheStonedJesus
    @TheStonedJesus 4 года назад +3

    Lol my man's lifts a natty ice and says smell the coffee

  • @Baphomet_The_Bean_Gobbler
    @Baphomet_The_Bean_Gobbler 2 года назад +1

    I need to stop eating while watching these videos

  • @anonymousedonor5703
    @anonymousedonor5703 2 года назад +1

    Brian Simpson, your tone and delivery are on point but due, that is some niiice, subtle burn material you unintentionally dropped while discussing the redness of Tube Man (because he doesn't look like he has separate parts, just...that) so if ya don't mind, I'm gonna use that one, as in:
    *I peer at you intently*
    you: "what's up?
    "do you have a vitamin deficiency, or..."
    you: what do you mean?
    me: never mind

    • @anonymousedonor5703
      @anonymousedonor5703 2 года назад

      nice one, bradley! this will get a laugh and some much-deserved accolades. Everyone was wrong about you, buddy.

    • @anonymousedonor5703
      @anonymousedonor5703 2 года назад

      quit teasing me

  • @adamspivey
    @adamspivey 2 года назад +1

    How's Biden doin?? 😆
    Do you regret your voting choices yet?

  • @DMoneys36
    @DMoneys36 4 года назад +2

    Wish you guys would link the tiktoks in the description.

  • @Gamingrelease
    @Gamingrelease 4 года назад +3

    The bert lookalike sounded like Dax shepard.

  • @df4291
    @df4291 4 года назад +3

    I love that Chris got Tom back and is actually making him squirm

  • @michaelmanleystuff
    @michaelmanleystuff 3 года назад +1

    I figured it out. To meet Christina’s criteria.. has to be missing or active teeth problems. “Summerteeth” some are there, some are missing lol

  • @DustinWQ
    @DustinWQ Год назад +1

    11:07, someone come get TJ Miller!

  • @diypictures
    @diypictures 2 года назад +1

    The reason she gets those weird videos and most of us don't is because we skip those videos, she doesn't. I'll keep that in mind now lol.

  • @Billy-bd2oe
    @Billy-bd2oe Год назад +1

    LOL 11.07... Poor mans fat Ryan Reynolds

  • @MikeSoutham
    @MikeSoutham 3 года назад +1

    seriously, I could listen to the guys in the booth losing their shit all day..... great stuff!

  • @thecoxlong4316
    @thecoxlong4316 2 года назад +1

    11:09 Is that Eric or Junior?

  • @chrisd8006
    @chrisd8006 4 года назад +1

    OMFG Brian Simpson ...That Akira Shirt thooooo!!!!
    Respect 10/10

  • @girldiedwolf5827
    @girldiedwolf5827 2 года назад +1

    12:26 to Tina Pants = Seagull

  • @williamb4920
    @williamb4920 3 года назад +2

    11:56

  • @rishabhsharma8380
    @rishabhsharma8380 4 года назад +3

    The bumper fell off.

  • @FalloutProfile
    @FalloutProfile 3 года назад +2

    We must keep Candy man safe, especially his diet Coke’s.

  • @GettingThereASAP
    @GettingThereASAP 3 года назад +1

    I actually almost shit my pants watching this....

  • @catgavek7628
    @catgavek7628 4 года назад +2

    I am sitting here, literally crying cause I'm laughin' so hard! 😂😂

  • @prettyboycat8278
    @prettyboycat8278 4 года назад +2

    the way Tom shook his head when he said "He did not say that" through his laughter killed me

  • @JamesExcell-InterJex
    @JamesExcell-InterJex 4 года назад +2

    These tik tok videos are so great. Hahahahahah

  • @michaeljeropking3833
    @michaeljeropking3833 2 года назад +1

    Trump 2024 #FJB

  • @itsdoomedjack9774
    @itsdoomedjack9774 2 года назад +1

    6:44 That's funny as fuck