Christina's Curations: with Brian Simpson - YMH Highlight

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  • Опубликовано: 5 сен 2024
  • TikTok is full of fascinating people. There's an elvish caregiver, a roided out lactating bodybuilder, a little people race, and more! And while this isn't Brian Simpson's first TikTok rodeo, he definitely wasn't prepared for this special batch.
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  • @Xray2j
    @Xray2j 2 года назад +589

    That dude said “ looks like he gives out side quests” And nobody said shit. That’s the funniest thing on this entire clip

    • @davidbogarin8887
      @davidbogarin8887 2 года назад +70

      I think it’s because they aren’t gamers and Brian is, because he also referenced fall guys too and got no reaction .

    • @slipknuts
      @slipknuts 2 года назад +18

      that fucking killed. so underrated.

    • @poopiebandit
      @poopiebandit 2 года назад +3

      For sure!...just about to comment the same.

    • @ibeshaler
      @ibeshaler 2 года назад +11

      Right? I had to pause the video I was laughing so hard

    • @slipknuts
      @slipknuts 2 года назад +3

      @@ibeshaler funniest thing I’ve heard all week. god I was in tears from laughing so hard.

  • @Randompers0nwatching
    @Randompers0nwatching 2 года назад +185

    "They did open a gate, though" -Brian 's timing and observation is gold

    • @wickedliquid1177
      @wickedliquid1177 2 года назад +1

      Yeah but they also open a gate for people when the race of dirt bikes. But he let down a little gate when you start. So I think that's just nitpicking man these b****** ain't being held hostage they're there cuz they want to race.!!!!

    • @sk33t_38
      @sk33t_38 Год назад +2

      @@wickedliquid1177 my bad for assuming the worst. There is a really ethical history with things like that anyways.... /s

    • @Lowkii710
      @Lowkii710 Год назад +1

      @@wickedliquid1177would make a horrible comedian

  • @nickrabb9480
    @nickrabb9480 2 года назад +116

    THAT WAS SO UNDERATED!!! “They look like Fall Guys” 😂😂😂😂

    • @Tero92
      @Tero92 Год назад +2

      Fall cry characters

  • @studentfilmed
    @studentfilmed 2 года назад +41

    4:06-4:18 “they look like fall guys characters” lmao that went right over their heads but that was funny af

  • @K-A5
    @K-A5 2 года назад +49

    Chrystal explaining that little people are faster cuz theyre closer to the ground, just like airplanes, is the funniest thing Ive heard all week. Her logic is high and tight!

  • @fiarandompenaltygeneratorm5044
    @fiarandompenaltygeneratorm5044 2 года назад +59

    "They are lower to the ground, which means they can move quicker."
    --Sir Isaac Newton (4th Law of Motion)

  • @jared_really
    @jared_really 2 года назад +75

    I choked real hard on the side quests joke, almost died 👍

  • @letyvasquez2025
    @letyvasquez2025 2 года назад +31

    Tom’s look of existential dread during the clip of skeletor

  • @beardymcbeardface69
    @beardymcbeardface69 Год назад +5

    13:32 "He gives out side quests"
    OMFG now I'm dying!

  • @PistolPat
    @PistolPat 2 года назад +9

    14:23 "They ain't got no cocoa butter in Thailand?!" I'm dead LOL

  • @Gimpyjoe
    @Gimpyjoe 2 года назад +34

    When Brian said 'they're not even scientists' I immediately sat up and liked the video. Wonderful curation as always Mom.

  • @whapaa3458
    @whapaa3458 2 года назад +22

    "They look like fall guy characters"

  • @eatmysteel
    @eatmysteel 2 года назад +43

    "He gives out sidequests!!!" LOLOLOLOL!!! Died right then!

  • @anthonyzullo
    @anthonyzullo 2 года назад +28

    I laughed so hard at this clip. From Mexico sponsored disability racing to the mummy with side quests. Bruh! I'm in tears

  • @dannythegamer7530
    @dannythegamer7530 2 года назад +9

    These segments make me feel so normal.

  • @dr_ewfus8306
    @dr_ewfus8306 2 года назад +10

    Best guest ever!! "He looks like he's giving out side quests" that was gold🤣

  • @WBOMBS1232
    @WBOMBS1232 2 года назад +19

    10:30
    “I’ve heard pimps say this a long time ago and they’re not even scientists”

  • @BrandoB23
    @BrandoB23 2 года назад +16

    I’m crying at work right now. I sincerely thought the elf person said “My name is Fuck and I go by Shithead” 😂. I can’t stop laughing.

    • @AtomicRichie
      @AtomicRichie Год назад

      I heard Fuck both times I watched it

    • @scumbaggo
      @scumbaggo Год назад

      Oh fuck this got me, im gonna start saying that top people i meet.

  • @cleonRIP
    @cleonRIP 2 года назад +4

    "There's emotions in fluids."
    That hits.....

  • @nickmanza8555
    @nickmanza8555 2 года назад +8

    Love listening to these then coming back and watching them later, really feeds your imagination

    • @SEEYAIAYE
      @SEEYAIAYE 2 года назад +1

      They always look exactly like you imagined them too.

    • @nickmanza8555
      @nickmanza8555 2 года назад +1

      @@SEEYAIAYE they always do

    • @scumbaggo
      @scumbaggo Год назад +1

      yeah, i have to revisit every few days to bring back the fucking skeletor nightmares

  • @ripdeadpoet
    @ripdeadpoet Год назад +5

    “The winner gets a modelo, everyone else gets a corona” I’m dead 💀😂

  • @subliteral1380
    @subliteral1380 2 года назад +8

    It was so creepy when the elf declared that she was pansexual. Her mannerisms and her voice are so strange that thinking of her being sexual is just disturbing.

  • @frankzebzda86
    @frankzebzda86 2 года назад +17

    Tom gets so overwhelmed by these segments. Pay back for horrible or hilarious

  • @lap2garage854
    @lap2garage854 2 года назад +15

    Your curations are one of my reasons to live

    • @donkeygat93
      @donkeygat93 2 года назад

      Sad

    • @DoubleDash28
      @DoubleDash28 2 года назад

      Let’s me know that I’m not as f’d up as I thought I was

  • @seanpatrick5256
    @seanpatrick5256 2 года назад +4

    The guy busting out laughing is what gets me going EVERY TIME

  • @JohnGuastavino1
    @JohnGuastavino1 2 года назад +21

    I'm watching Tom's soul actively leave his body

    • @fiarandompenaltygeneratorm5044
      @fiarandompenaltygeneratorm5044 2 года назад +1

      "Okay...I never wanna hear s**t from you again about anything I've pulled."

    • @landerboy90
      @landerboy90 2 года назад

      This some assassin's creed origins ish! They need this dude as NPC! I was just as shook as tom😶

  • @zacharytribou2728
    @zacharytribou2728 2 года назад +3

    This guy is probably my 2nd favorite person to be on this show

  • @calebfernandez7782
    @calebfernandez7782 2 года назад +2

    I Have funny feeling that Brooke is actually a boy trying to speak in a very high pitch voice 😅

  • @Nicholas5801
    @Nicholas5801 2 года назад +59

    Brian would be a great 3rd host if it were ever needed.

    • @stubert94
      @stubert94 2 года назад +9

      That would be cool if they gave him a 10 minute segment of him just saying some real shit about the tiktoks lol

    • @Nicholas5801
      @Nicholas5801 2 года назад +5

      @@stubert94 that would be awesome, like a weather man 😂

    • @EVILNETCH
      @EVILNETCH 2 года назад

      He should step in a Burnt Chryslers replacement

  • @everythingmarco8095
    @everythingmarco8095 2 года назад +12

    Stride length is more important to speed than how fast the feet can move. So smaller individuals have a disadvantage when it comes to sprinting.

    • @athmaid
      @athmaid 2 года назад

      What are the biomechanics behind that?

    • @hgb0005
      @hgb0005 2 года назад

      Yeah everything she said at that point was wrong. Im going to stop getting my physics and aerodynamics info from comedians.

    • @everythingmarco8095
      @everythingmarco8095 2 года назад

      @@athmaid basically stride length can come from two factors, length of the legs, or the power generated from the legs. So a shorter person could have same stride length as a taller person, but it’s because they are generating more power during their push off. Plus the rate at which the feet would have to move would be way too high, and nonhuman.

  • @Tty27
    @Tty27 9 месяцев назад

    "What happened to fun?"😅😂 Love it!

  • @Jellycakelap
    @Jellycakelap 2 года назад +2

    1:26 America. We finally exported some shit to kill the 'British People are SO CLASSY' meme.
    Well done.
    Brook - Keep caretakin', keep featherin' and remember to follow proto on all them adventures and whatnot.

  • @ashtton_tapiwa
    @ashtton_tapiwa 2 года назад +9

    1:34 Nadav's laugh as majestic as ever.

  • @bleachdragon88
    @bleachdragon88 Год назад +1

    The Brook ‘chick’ is one of those multiple personality people. And they like to introduce each persona. It’s like Roger from American Dad lol

  • @DrDensetsu
    @DrDensetsu Год назад +2

    Nadav cracking up in the control room always gets me. He loves his fucking job.

  • @Errant_Wetfart
    @Errant_Wetfart 2 года назад +3

    Never thought I'd see the Night King tucked into bed

  • @davedmk
    @davedmk 2 года назад +3

    I love Christina's complete naivete when it comes to how helicopters work and that the same forces might apply to people with dwarfism.

  • @salmarnir92
    @salmarnir92 2 года назад +6

    Best segment ever

  • @drdacksasage2049
    @drdacksasage2049 2 года назад +14

    These highlights prolong the existential crisis I feel when I realize that Garth Brooks is still coming for us all.

  • @lummoxicide1502
    @lummoxicide1502 2 года назад

    "Giving out sidequests" 🤣 killing me!

  • @danielharrell1660
    @danielharrell1660 2 года назад +3

    “Humans usually start at a line” 😂

  • @thatcanadianchick7589
    @thatcanadianchick7589 2 года назад

    The pink fairy at the end was fabulous, lol !!!

  • @Reggie757
    @Reggie757 2 года назад +8

    That old man looks like he died but he didn't get the memo.

  • @HolographicSweater
    @HolographicSweater 2 года назад +19

    The mexican midget racing scene isn't all "fun and games". the whole thing is controlled by the cartels, it's actually pretty dark. there's a whole vice documentary

  • @a.flores8269
    @a.flores8269 8 месяцев назад

    "They're built like fall guys characters" almost made me pass the f** out!

  • @thestock1144
    @thestock1144 2 года назад +3

    I won't go out of my way to say something negative, but I have nothing but negative feelings about this 😂😂😂😂

  • @valpeysgaming13110
    @valpeysgaming13110 2 года назад +2

    Holyfuck he said this guy looks like he's handing out side quest I'm dying over here now

  • @37Kilo2
    @37Kilo2 2 года назад +3

    I was probably 8 or so, when my dad brought me along to visit his uncle. What he didn't prepare me for, was that this uncle had mouth/throat cancer, and recently had his fucking jaw removed. I had nightmares for months. Like, tf pops? You trying to scar me?
    That said, the 375 year old skeleton dude video would have broke 8 year old me. Straight up, I'd have run out that house, and into the street so I could get hit by a car and die. Fuck. I'm 41 now and that shit creeps me tf out.

  • @yungsorrow7145
    @yungsorrow7145 Год назад +4

    Christina compares midgets racing to the speed of an air craft 😂

  • @mickydale8594
    @mickydale8594 2 года назад +2

    "Those are the driest sharpest booggers ever" lmao 🤣😂👏👏 I laughed so hard ahaaaa

  • @insanecommander5948
    @insanecommander5948 Год назад

    “They look like fall guy characters” had me wheezing

  • @jrrocha532
    @jrrocha532 2 года назад

    Brains video game references and comparisons are untouched 🤣🤣

  • @FilthyXylophone
    @FilthyXylophone 2 года назад +1

    This is the best segment on the show, don't @ me.

  • @JDHURF
    @JDHURF 2 года назад +1

    "The Usain Bolt of midgets." Lmao!

  • @rylonyoung2971
    @rylonyoung2971 2 года назад +1

    When tom said “that does not apply here” I had to stop mid bong rip to laugh, it hurt

  • @elchunkacabra1450
    @elchunkacabra1450 2 года назад +5

    the elf person. is most definitely a dude too btw

    • @MrVaNiLlApHaNtAsY
      @MrVaNiLlApHaNtAsY 2 года назад +2

      My thoughts as well. Choker on to hide the Adam’s apple and a super fake high pitched voice

    • @bruderschweigen6889
      @bruderschweigen6889 2 года назад

      I just realized that 😳 that thing needs to be put down

  • @Spicy_Italian_Sausage
    @Spicy_Italian_Sausage 2 года назад +12

    No Christina helicopters don’t fly closer to the ground to fly “faster” 🤣🤣. In fact the higher you, the thinner the air, the faster you go :D. Although, that mainly just applies for jets or planes since choppers can’t even climb that high. The chopper flying low is just to avoid radar and enemy MANPADs

    • @korbindallas4552
      @korbindallas4552 2 года назад +1

      There are fewer unpredictable air currents lower to the ground, and some aircraft are designed to fly more efficiently at low altitudes. However air currents can be unpredictable near mountains/hills. So this mostly applies to open ground or the center of a valley and not near hillsides.

    • @Spicy_Italian_Sausage
      @Spicy_Italian_Sausage 2 года назад

      @@korbindallas4552 that too.

  • @Svoorhout85
    @Svoorhout85 7 месяцев назад

    The Thai man is apparently 109 years old. The oldest person who ever lived was a French woman named Jeanne Calment who lived to 122 and died in 1997.

  • @jeremyw6246
    @jeremyw6246 2 года назад +1

    My man looks like he gives out side quests. I died lol 😆

  • @teresawright4748
    @teresawright4748 Год назад +3

    More Brian Simpson!!!! PLEASE!!!❤️

  • @kennethnichols5351
    @kennethnichols5351 Год назад

    The only thing that makes these tiktoks bearable is the loud cackling from off camera.

  • @AshWont
    @AshWont 2 года назад

    "They look like fall guys characters" 🤣 lmao

  • @c9unt801
    @c9unt801 Год назад

    I lost it with that pressure washing lady😭

  • @noahcutter
    @noahcutter 2 года назад +4

    Probably going to hell but when Tom said if that were in a movie, they'd tell you to pull back...I cried laughing. Reminded me of return of the living dead.

  • @jacobhammock3355
    @jacobhammock3355 Год назад

    Fun fact.
    Also does bot apply to aircraft which use 2 speeds.
    Ias (in air speed)
    Ground speed. (Speed relative to groud)
    The second speed will always be faster than the first one. And the farther you get drom ground the more drastic the difference.

  • @JetsareBack12
    @JetsareBack12 2 года назад

    “They look like fall guy characters” lmfaooo

  • @TheGillionaire
    @TheGillionaire 2 года назад +1

    Brook is on D.I.D. Tok for sure. She’s got some other characters to show us.

  • @ADapperSapper
    @ADapperSapper 2 года назад

    Omg the "they look like fall guy characters" killed me

  • @henribehnen5922
    @henribehnen5922 2 года назад

    The last one is actually why I won't go to NYC anymore it was entertaining for the first dozen times now I'm just over it

  • @babyjessicascheekbones5463
    @babyjessicascheekbones5463 Год назад +2

    Brian Simpson is hilarious. Now, I've got to check out his comedy.

  • @PWNHUB
    @PWNHUB 2 года назад +6

    That man was squeezing the actual water out of his pec thats sketchy as hell

    • @meganl3426
      @meganl3426 2 года назад

      It's honestly not. It's an oil like substance your ducts produce to keep things running smoothly. Most people could probably squeeze out some trace amount of it, but the thing is you're not supposed to do that. It's best kept inside.

  • @rogerfurlong1535
    @rogerfurlong1535 2 года назад +3

    'They look like Fallguy characters.'
    I died lol 😂

  • @LCculater
    @LCculater Месяц назад

    Love your sweater 😂❤

  • @TonyMartin3287
    @TonyMartin3287 Год назад

    Maybe the fairy brook is a sneaky way that garth is sneaking in on you guys lol

  • @jimiesoteric2417
    @jimiesoteric2417 2 года назад +2

    Why doesnt christina just make a tiktok exclusive channel where she just shows and talks about her curations. It would be huge. Everyone like this so they see it!!!
    Edit: by tiktok exclusive I mean a YT channel that shows tiktok vids not a channel on tiktok

  • @JLnukka
    @JLnukka Год назад

    He looks like he gives out side quests!!!! 😂😂😂

  • @jeremiahshields7827
    @jeremiahshields7827 2 года назад

    Hahaha I said out loud at black hand "he's definitely from Washington" then immediately Tom says Seattle hahaha

  • @ChunkyLover53
    @ChunkyLover53 2 года назад +1

    Brooke sounds like she watched Galaxy Quest to many times.

  • @TheMisfits7783
    @TheMisfits7783 2 года назад +5

    Was that Skeletor ?

    • @Reggie757
      @Reggie757 2 года назад +1

      Skeletor was muscular.

    • @SoyElta
      @SoyElta 2 года назад

      It is an old Theravada monk. They only eat one meal a day at 11am. I swear that makes you live too long.

  • @_pulyx
    @_pulyx 2 года назад

    LMAO Tom finally drew a line in the sand when the super skeletal old person showed up.
    What the fuck lololol

  • @RockSleeper
    @RockSleeper 2 года назад

    of everything from the show, that lactating thing was the only thing to make me close the window

  • @Dontkillwill
    @Dontkillwill Год назад

    He said the old guy gives out side quests 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @adrianfoster7387
    @adrianfoster7387 2 года назад

    Man...I didn't even pay attention to the dog doors opening until they said something haha.

  • @Areallthesetaken
    @Areallthesetaken 2 года назад +1

    Tom please put together an enano race as a 2 bears racing event

  • @HolotapeDeepCuts
    @HolotapeDeepCuts 2 года назад +1

    I was eating a bagel with cream cheese when Christine was describing the steroid lactation as "cheesy". I didn't finish it.

    • @lovingthelessloved3679
      @lovingthelessloved3679 Год назад

      I learned a long time ago not to attempt to eat during the entire podcast

  • @jamesdavis2359
    @jamesdavis2359 2 года назад +1

    Brian Simpson is awesome, dude is hilarious XD

  • @francistarkenton545
    @francistarkenton545 2 года назад

    “He looks like he’s going to break in half” says guy who broke in half.

  • @72293david
    @72293david 2 года назад +1

    DO NOT TAKE A SIDE QUEST FROM THIS MAN!

  • @DaSixtyNiner
    @DaSixtyNiner 2 года назад +4

    “She” was wearing a choker to hide his Adam’s Apple.

    • @mr.cantsay
      @mr.cantsay 2 года назад +1

      That's why it's so thick.

  • @Erikkkolivarezzz1937
    @Erikkkolivarezzz1937 2 года назад +1

    11:38
    A wise man once said
    “A wife should want her beloved Man to have more wives”
    “But a women who talks to any man that isn’t her Father, a brother or her husband should BE STONED!!!, Abdul get the stones”
    Just a tale i heard from when i was a lil kid from the old country…..

  • @jakekunz5168
    @jakekunz5168 2 года назад

    14:50 bro that’s gonna be the emperor in the next Star Wars remake

  • @alsohugo
    @alsohugo Год назад

    "What happened to fun"? 😂

  • @thomasuriarte3182
    @thomasuriarte3182 2 года назад

    Last guy is living his best life.

  • @JHank-yb4jv
    @JHank-yb4jv Год назад

    “What happened to *fun*?”
    -Tom Segura, concerning the racing of little people

  • @JoeyVatavuk
    @JoeyVatavuk 2 года назад

    “They look like fall guy characters”😭😭😭

  • @Crossword131
    @Crossword131 2 года назад

    He said they looked like Fall Guy characters!!!

  • @MsSandraCGL
    @MsSandraCGL 9 месяцев назад

    How do you let a word control you, I have no words that you cannot say around me.

  • @Bryanrabid
    @Bryanrabid 2 месяца назад

    I have to stop watching these videos while I eat.

  • @the503creepout7
    @the503creepout7 Год назад

    Why does Brook talk like Mathesar from Galaxy Quest?

  • @pennicuik
    @pennicuik 2 года назад +1

    Press 3 for the best part