Christina's Curations with Justin Martindale - YMH Highlight
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
- Justin Martindale joins Tom Segura and Christina P to watch Christina's TikTok curations. They include a guy jumping around his apartment, a cool weather update, a satanist who refuses to sleep with a follower's wife, and a strange outburst from a woman in a fast food restaurant.
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No one ever asks how's randy
Because randy don’t exist
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Who’s randy?
I love Justin!!
The fact that she was impressed by a person jumping 7 times is a real Bert level move.
They’re the same person, so…
How much Kool Aid does that burn I wonder
Way more than 7 times bud. Super impressive.
@@craigaweigle “within frame”….
Bart*
"don't believe in gay, get the bowl haircut" 🤣🤣🤣
That last girl is actually an employee at the Delusions restaurant. They pay her good money to stand there and just do her thing.
That last lady is legit a scarecrow for people.
Ummm they're called "jiggallets" good person.... 🤣
Yeah, they're called scarebros!
"that's like the worm from labyrinth that grew up" had me nearly to tears, spot on!
The guy singing born to be wild is by far the most upsetting.
Tom's "yeah we know how it goes" was all of us
It feels like you're stuck in his garage, being forced to listen to his half-talking renditions of dad rock songs.
*tom staring up at the ceiling in shock*
"That was a good find"
Yep, shes twacked. Meth/crack doesn’t actually cause you to act like that, though.. Its staying up for days (and not eating/drinking).
Tom ur knees having flashbacks from that first clip? 😂😂
First time at the comedy store, couldnt find the bathroom, I drunkenly stumble up to this Gentleman who pointed me to the right direction & looked at me like I was an odd creature. Mad respect out the gate. I come out, stumble back to my seat, mff Martindale goes on stage & I feel embarrassed for being a drunk fool not knowing I was talking to a future legend
Dude same thing happened to me, except he followed me into the bathroom and railed me
Not only did the first guy show incredible athleticism but he did it with his mouth duct-taped. What a legend.
Gay men help women and straight men all the time. My best friend is gay. Whenever I go on dates I ask him how do I look lol. Get yourself someone gay in your corner. You'll never be steered wrong.
you prolly dont give a shit but if you are bored like me atm you can watch all of the latest series on instaflixxer. I've been binge watching with my girlfriend recently =)
@Kingsley Reginald definitely, been watching on InstaFlixxer for since december myself :)
No one wants to admit that Mr. Ponytail👹 looks exactly like Richard Ramirez?🤣😂😃
For anyone that doesn't know or has never been to a hood. The last girl is in your typical bodega. We literally see this daily. The probably bought the crack and smoked it next to the dumpsters outside. On God she probably did. Yes, we smoke in bodegas, they do not care. The food is fire though.
In Quantica VA, right off base in the hood is a corner store called, and i cannot stress how real this is enough, a bodega called The Ghetty Mart.
I live in the hood and can confirm. I see this crap every day. If I walk out of my house and I don't see someone drugged out, talking to themselves, trying to sell me drugs, or asking for a dollar I get nervous because something is wrong.
Maaaan i thought this was mainly in nyc I thought crackheads would have at least some IQ points in other places
@@crazybasham911 We even get these people in Canada. Nobody is safe.
Same thing in Paterson and Newark in jersey dude. Always mad crackles running around asking for Newport barely dressed in usually Hispanic owned Bodegas and corner stores
Lived on the West side of Cleveland, Oh for almost 5 years, can confirm. Once saw a one-legged crack head RIDING A BIKE while dragging a TV box with a piece of plywood covered with black plastic hanging out of it. Dude was on a mission.
To be fair to the first guy, not sure Tom has a leg to stand on here, we all saw what happened after he jumped once, let alone 7 times
The last woman is definitely a school bus driver
I'd put money down on the second lady cutting her own hair.
Ya think? Lol
The jumping guy had me laughing so hard. I’m not sure why.
That old man is typical boomer humor. Hears what was once a funny joke/line in a movie and then uses it to be funny despite it already having been overused and outdated by more than a decade. The important thing is that as long as he humors himself, that's all that matters.
So has every generation for decades, that's not a boomer thing. I grew up with people who did this, and kids still do this now.
8:09 he was SO quick to be like, “no keep the beard” LMAOOO. I said the same shit too, Tom would look so weird without a beard :(( hed look so naked
*TikTok reveals the dregs of America.*
It took me until today to hear Justin validated everything about watching Labyrinth 142545 times when I was 9.
Huh my mom votes republican but has gay friends weird. Justin was flaming as fuck growing up lol
the bowl cut lady made me ugly laugh but only because ive been watching ymh long enough to have my sense of humour permanently warped
Sometimes I feel ugly but then I see the people in The Tick-Tock videos and then I don't feel ugly anymore
This dude should play Bizarro Superman. Strange looking guy.
Bet you the first dude is trying to piss off (and/or confuse the hell out of) his downstairs neighbors.
best part of any episode, and its pretty much the only reason I sub to the clips channel
That was the most methany shit I've ever seen.the last video 😭
Robbie Rotten made some great jokes about the worm and the penguin
Fan Tragic Sam's! Killed it
We need a Segment where Justin just gives viewers grooming advice from his phone.
Why does the first video remind me of some shit Kanye would do.
When the guy with the sunglasses was singing, I literally hid under my blanket out of embarrassment.
04:30 Bobby Kelly is looking good 😂
That’s exactly who I thought it was.
“I broke my knee, dude”
I was talked about 😂😂 I don't worship Satan, but am a satanist.
These guys are clowns who just sit around making fun of people and making a fool of them. You don’t need to explain yourself to these heathens.
My stepfather got butt and ab implants....needless to say he looks totally normal and not weird AT ALL
You can tell that last chick was in the middle of a sugar high. The discolored tongue indicates that she likely had been consuming a berry flavored treat. Stay away from refined sugar. Stay in school
Refined sugar is the debil
Tom - the guy who pushes buttons and blows out everyone’s ears with bumpers and then whispers and mumbles into the microphone - has a problem with the old man’s soft joke delivery.
Certain words get latched onto by these two. Christina: “curate” Tom: “lane”.
Me: *having a nice quiet, relaxing night*
My upstairs neighbor: * 0:53 *
I actually really enjoy the first guy's videos
I started off as a Tom Torture Chad, now I'm a Christina Tik Tok
Pretty sure that first guy lives upstairs from me.
Apparently, that guy jumping around in his apartment... Used to be my upstairs neighbor.
Who is that hot blonde in the thumbnail ?? I was hoping she was in the clip but all I seen was a middle age woman...
The last lady in this looks like gale the snail 🐌
Martindale killed the one liners...phukin dope
Haha the king reference "That is a queen!" I caught it...love the tik tok King videos
so hetero people dont know trends?
Tom and Christina looking 🔥
4:20 so that's what Howie Mandel does in his free time.
I live for Christina's Curations 🙌
Same! They are just unreal, lol.
The viagra joke is from robbin Williams stand up 🤷♀️
I dont have any gay friends, well at least I think I dont, but this guy was awesome, gave great advice, he was an awesome guest. Gotta bring him back.
That means you are the gay friend
@@seanclements6206do you have friends that are post op transsexuals that live in Amish Country in Pennsylvania? You must be one then, do you see the error logic? You are so desperate for attention aren't you🤣🤣🤣 pathetic
@@butcherbaker4258 😂 I bet you are super fun to be around!! I’m pretty sure he was just messing with you bud.. he wasn’t calling you a homo! Even if he was, that doesnt actually make you gay! But since you chose to respond like you did.. makes everyone realize you’re 50/50.. 50% gay 50% not straight. 😂 I bet you walk with your wrist bent up by your shoulder and swing your hips when you go by a group of dudes..
One thing that's great about tik tok is it shows kids what drugs actually do to you. An anti drug at school should be a big screen with drug toks for 30 minutes.
Lady's tattoo said Religious lmao
Christina was devastated that the butt implants for Tom didn't go over well 😂
Someone should open up a burger joint called “Delusions.”
Has anyone told you today you are privileged and mean and monetizing it at the expense of others who have less ? So cool.
That viagra joke was a Michael Caine line from Austin Powers 😂
I liked this show when it was about humor and not focusing on a woman’s horrible horrible drowning in water laugh how do u spell hulllhllhll😂
Tom: "thats hard to do"?? 😂😂😂
Tom: jumps once and destroys his body
Such low views and comments? Ymh deserves more clout than Biden has sniffs
Hey Tom. Come to Santa Cruz , we have a bunch of chicks just like her here
Apparently this guest was also curated by Christina.
Really enjoyed this clip featuring young gay Michael Shannon.
😁😂🤣@11:00 why does she look like *Gail the Snail* standing there!?
‘And a very…angular and alien like frame’ hahahahaha at least you were trying to be nice
Does @DisoBob0 look suspiciously like Bob Kelly to anyone else, or is it just me?
Bet them onion rings and some catfish from that place would be fire
The labyrinth joke destroyed me
Last character: In Oregon, we just call them Portlanders.
Christina's Curations rule!
Funny how everyone on the left has that haircut and nobody on the right does..
I’m glad her Tik toks have gotten better over the past 2 years
That cool girl who started shooting. Is a female version of the great cornholio
Watch out Christina. That's Mrs Segura #2 right there with the chest tat...
I need more curations
I can't believe they got Max Payne on their podcast.
This didn’t age well (basketball femur snap lol)
Tom's Florida is showing with that scarecrow lady.
Hey its that comedian that looks like Martha Plimpton!
Bro "she works at a haunted house when it's not halloween" 😂😂
:37 alt - “Those are some real Mickey Dbags”
What is going on in the background of Satan guys video?
I could easily watch whole hour episodes with Christinas TOKS
I can't get enough tweaker babble videos
I LIKE CAKE! FIGHT ME!
Chick at the end looked like a Jeff Dunham puppet.
HERE I GO
That first woman had a bad wig that was on wrong. Lmao!
it's a scene in Austin powers goldmember
I didn’t know Louie Anderson got a sex change
"What's her name, Penny Wise?" ☠️☠️
Where is this guys gay friends on his haircut?
Friar Tuck gives weather reports?
5:10 the noises that Christina made 😂