@@JoeMama-mf2kf they did not cut it, unless they have the greatest editor in the world. The number was right in the middle of the Tok, The dude only has 6 digits I guess
Man I wish they didn't start to crop out the tiktok names, these are all goldmines of videos I want to send to my girlfriend to express my feelings for her lol.
I love that Ian gave the King a backstory. "He caught her when she was underage. And now she's of age and he can talk dirty to her." It does explain the "queens above eighteen" thing. 🤣
I'm starting to get Buffalo bill vibes from the king and its making me think he actually had someone laying in that bed under the covers that may or may not be alive. And that was the first one I've seen where he was leaning over a bed like there was someone there, moving the covers and stuff and saying things like "it's time to get up and take a shower" and then throws em down into the basement. This one of the king freaked me out much worse than his other ones, there was something different about this one by the way he's talking and the words and actions he's choosing. It's either a blow up doll or a dead person. It wouldn't be that crazy to think that a person is hiding shit like that in plain sight. He's scaring me more and more every time we see him lmao
The King's "my queen-above-18" is just his version of Chris-Chan's "boyfriend-free girl, aged 18-my age, non-smoking, non-drinking, white female, middle-high income, etc etc.."
Too funny. I found this dude on LOS and I've paid attention since. He's so dam funny. Reacting to Toks is a lane all in itself and He is perfect for it.
Love seeing the progression of the king 😂😂😂 don’t forget to add that e hired someone to do is merch lol which were t shirts with drawings w sharpie on it 😂
In reference to kinky guy, I actually have had 3 women turn me down after finding out I am 6'6" and I'd think it was my busted teeth or balding or myriad of health issues. Nah too tall was the reason I got, an immutable characteristic got me discriminated, does that make me a victim??? At least I don't smell like Bert #bertsmellsbad
10:00 Yeah women say I am both too good looking and too ugly. They say I’m too skinny and too fat. They say I’m too smart and too stupid. They say I’m too nice and too mean. And they hey say I don’t respect women because I respect them too much.
YT search: Joey Diaz Starbucks No shade to Ian, just funny as hell. Coincidentally, listened to it this morning. This YT algorithm is shaping my comedy patterns now...
14:40 Gonzalo Lira, he's in Ukraine right now, a relationship "expert", now he's doing political podcasts about Ukraine and he hates zelensky, he was captured by the sbu, and made him internet famous
The people who don't like the guy for random reasons. Probably would say oh you like cookie dough ice cream more than cookies and cream? Yeah we can't be together because of that soul reason
1:04 no area code or all of the "ten" numbers that's needed to call this poor soul back 🤣 PSA to all the "cool mommies" out there stop feeding your children SPAM unless you want your child to turn out like this guy 🤦♂️
No one has ever been tied to that thing. The women that would be into doing that with him far exceed the weight limit of the fasteners used to mount it to the wall.
@@jwm6314 Wall anchors, Heavy duty SDS screws into the studs, whatever. Any woman willing to get strapped to that thing by that guy is going to easily outweigh their load transferring capacity.
Can’t believe Christina was just a c word in this one. First she steals valour and now she doesn’t even say anything during her favorite segment. Get her in line Tom
Is this king person driving trucks and kdnappin ppl,in the trucks, this ain't right. I think this dude should be investigated. Bad vibes. Danger danger gross
Why do guys think it’s helpful to hear why you were turned down? I was a loser and got laid all the time. Guys wanna hear why she DIDNT turn you down lol
You notice how we laugh at these celebrities for the way they act while they laugh at us for being stupid and not understanding the difference between the 2! $
I was just about to say about the Tommy having a clone when it actually came up anyway , still can't beleive nobody else sees the similarity with Garth brooks too or at least not that I've seen mentioned yet
It would take a about a week for him to settle into the full routine which coincidentally, is about the same amount of time it would take me to settle on the most efficient plan for his forever sleep.
King is being more forward, but more alarmingly he's dropped the "above 18"
No one is surprised.
@@MiaogisTeas but everyone is alarmed
Im puking…
he feels like he can tell us sexual shit now
@@soyochataartscene4500 i like men now
Was that one guy Tom when he is older?
10:05 The S&M Incel
King is definitely becoming more brazen and direct.
hey my queens below 18
So is your mom
Times a tickin
I think I might work at the same company as the queens above 18 guy
You know what you have to do.
Lmao roast his ass!
I really hope so
holy shit lmao
Play his tik toks on full blast during break so he can hear it
The guy gave out 6 numbers followed by, "I'm looking for a serious relationshi-" 😭
They cut it off right before the suffix of thevphone number. Just like your oxygen supply during your mom's labor
@@JoeMama-mf2kf they did not cut it, unless they have the greatest editor in the world. The number was right in the middle of the Tok, The dude only has 6 digits I guess
He's still wondering why the thots aren't hitting his line
@@JoeMama-mf2kf Your abortion survival is showing. He clearly only said six numbers.
They cut it for sure. Lucky for him really.
Gotta update those outros. Tom isn’t Bert sized anymore.
"When you're featherin it brother. You gotta get her going bud......you got to get it hot too." -Conald Peterson
Man gave 6 numbers and said call me
Where is Christina Garth???
Ian's onto something. There may not be anyone in the box at the moment, but there's definitely a box and he's thought about it.
My ovaries have never tried harder to escape my body...
This episode's toks are another level 🤢
What do you mean queen above 18. The king is one smooth talking guy. He really knows how to treat a woman.
@@deansqwilliams8821 😐😶🤢🤮😒
he's got breakfast and coffee on for ya
Careful...the King might scramble those puppies for breakfast
@@mitchellcampbell9242 he can have them at this point. He's made them wither into raisins anyway.
Man I wish they didn't start to crop out the tiktok names, these are all goldmines of videos I want to send to my girlfriend to express my feelings for her lol.
I love that Ian gave the King a backstory.
"He caught her when she was underage. And now she's of age and he can talk dirty to her."
It does explain the "queens above eighteen" thing. 🤣
The way I was DYING I tell you 😂😂 it made too much sense.
I'm starting to get Buffalo bill vibes from the king and its making me think he actually had someone laying in that bed under the covers that may or may not be alive. And that was the first one I've seen where he was leaning over a bed like there was someone there, moving the covers and stuff and saying things like "it's time to get up and take a shower" and then throws em down into the basement. This one of the king freaked me out much worse than his other ones, there was something different about this one by the way he's talking and the words and actions he's choosing. It's either a blow up doll or a dead person. It wouldn't be that crazy to think that a person is hiding shit like that in plain sight. He's scaring me more and more every time we see him lmao
The amount that they interact with the doll when Christina is gone is hilarious
Is Ian a very small man or is that a VERY large coffee? what fuckin size is that? Gargantuan? costs $20?
The king was speaking DIRECTLY to Christina in that latest vid......"WHAT?" 🤣
Whats up chomos
Just featherin it brother
Tim neglected to let him know that the king actually went on a date with Christina
I know right? Wtf?!
when you're almost 60 your mind doesn't work like it used to
This guy is a good fit
It's Ian Goddamn Edward's duh lol
Hes a good big word for sure
Guy with the cross behind him looks like toms evil twin
If you wake up next to King it is definitely time to put them feet on the ground and take off runnin'.
The BDSM guy has Garth eyes
I love that he brought up the laugh. It's one of the most part of the show.
Ian is by far the most accepting of Tinas curations..
I love the back ground laughs, I feel the love for that job
"...and out No Teefs you." Man, Ian is great. Wish he was on the show more.
I wonder how many lot lizards the king snags
Tom doesnt realize the guy gave 6 numbers 🤣🤣🤣
The guy at 10:00 is Tom when Christina leaves him.
Coach Red Pill. !!! Love that guy! We all thought he died in Ukraine there for a bit.
The King's "my queen-above-18" is just his version of Chris-Chan's "boyfriend-free girl, aged 18-my age, non-smoking, non-drinking, white female, middle-high income, etc etc.."
protip: being broke and ugly also keeps the hos away.
That is the most photo shopped picture of her they use in the thumbnail. It looks like it isn't even her.
The actor Ian was thinking of was Jeff Goldblum
Too funny. I found this dude on LOS and I've paid attention since. He's so dam funny. Reacting to Toks is a lane all in itself and He is perfect for it.
Love seeing the progression of the king 😂😂😂 don’t forget to add that e hired someone to do is merch lol which were t shirts with drawings w sharpie on it 😂
Ian's ideas on the king is more than likely spot on!!🤣🤣🤣
Joe diaz was right about holding the Starbucks like a beer
I'm glad I'm not the only one remembering uncle joeys words of wisdom on that topic.
Ian is in the top 3 of guests that have been on. The flow is great.
Something in the King's tone gives me the heebie jeebies.
Fakest cringe laugh ever. You are all a bunch of trolls, there's no way that anyone continues to like it episode after episode.
@10:02 is that bill burr's father?!
The FBI must be watching some of these tic toc accounts, especially "King's", which means that Christina is definitely being watched by now.
In reference to kinky guy, I actually have had 3 women turn me down after finding out I am 6'6" and I'd think it was my busted teeth or balding or myriad of health issues. Nah too tall was the reason I got, an immutable characteristic got me discriminated, does that make me a victim??? At least I don't smell like Bert #bertsmellsbad
First heard Ian Edwards on comedy death ray or comic strip live over 10 years ago. Had a jokes about sharks and mixed raced girls. Good stuff.
Ian has such a soothing tone to his voice, so does Tom ♥️
That first tik toker actually dm me before thinking I was a woman and wanted to date me
“You’re being kind of standoffish…” bruh I almost fell out of my chair
Bikes!!!
I feel like the bondage guy could've been Tom's older brother or uncle....and that doll is like a slightly hotter version of Christina tbh
10:00
Yeah women say I am both too good looking and too ugly.
They say I’m too skinny and too fat. They say I’m too smart and too stupid. They say I’m too nice and too mean. And they hey say I don’t respect women because I respect them too much.
If dude at the end said "obey" instead of "away" he would've had a banger of an advert for Jesus
Does it bother anyone else that he's holding the starbucks cup the entire time? Like put that thing down.
YT search: Joey Diaz Starbucks
No shade to Ian, just funny as hell. Coincidentally, listened to it this morning. This YT algorithm is shaping my comedy patterns now...
Nope
the 3:00 minute guy might be gross af but I liked him in Over The Top when he was arm wrestling for that big rig
the 10:00 one looks like Tom as an actual bear pretending to be straight
man, king went a bit S E X U A L
The king makes me feel SO uncomfortable
Dude laughing in the background adds so much more
That’s a real person he’s talking to in a box 😳
I’m dead 💀
11:39 looks like Tom when Christina walks in on him with the doll lol 😆
14:40 Gonzalo Lira, he's in Ukraine right now, a relationship "expert", now he's doing political podcasts about Ukraine and he hates zelensky, he was captured by the sbu, and made him internet famous
The people who don't like the guy for random reasons. Probably would say oh you like cookie dough ice cream more than cookies and cream? Yeah we can't be together because of that soul reason
1:04 no area code or all of the "ten" numbers that's needed to call this poor soul back 🤣
PSA to all the "cool mommies" out there stop feeding your children SPAM unless you want your child to turn out like this guy 🤦♂️
No one has ever been tied to that thing. The women that would be into doing that with him far exceed the weight limit of the fasteners used to mount it to the wall.
3m strips? What? those things hold like 12 ounces.
@@jwm6314 Wall anchors, Heavy duty SDS screws into the studs, whatever. Any woman willing to get strapped to that thing by that guy is going to easily outweigh their load transferring capacity.
I'm just here for the guy laughing in the back. Depression instantly cured.
Can’t believe Christina was just a c word in this one. First she steals valour and now she doesn’t even say anything during her favorite segment. Get her in line Tom
Yikes, The King is coming in super creepy on this episode.
I felt the kiss.
10:45 thats just Tom in his natural habitat
He has a captive. I love this guest
He has a cabbage In a box
@@deansqwilliams8821 MY CABBAGES
Is this king person driving trucks and kdnappin ppl,in the trucks, this ain't right. I think this dude should be investigated. Bad vibes. Danger danger gross
Why do guys think it’s helpful to hear why you were turned down? I was a loser and got laid all the time. Guys wanna hear why she DIDNT turn you down lol
Ian Edwards is a good observer.
Last one looks like the actor from tremors and that series with Michael j fox.... Michael gross I believe
I live too far away and don't have a sports car, so I get where he's coming from. It's a legit problem.
You notice how we laugh at these celebrities for the way they act while they laugh at us for being stupid and not understanding the difference between the 2! $
Someone should make a TikTok ad with these tiktokers videos. Just splice them into one of their official ads.
I was just about to say about the Tommy having a clone when it actually came up anyway , still can't beleive nobody else sees the similarity with Garth brooks too or at least not that I've seen mentioned yet
"Low value women" guy looks like if Steven Spielberg never made any money
That theme song is such an assault on the senses..
very fitting for the segment though
The add is playing and i still gave this a like! Some of the best content on the internet! Always!
Just imagine that king is your cellmate and that is every morning for you
It would take a about a week for him to settle into the full routine which coincidentally, is about the same amount of time it would take me to settle on the most efficient plan for his forever sleep.
The only positive feelings I have towards The King are when he drops the nonsense and insults people who go after him.
He’s lying about breakfast 😂😂😂😂
Tucker Carlson taught the guy in the back to laugh.
I lost it when it came together Tom looked like the tik tok kink guy lolol omgg
BROTHER JEDDDD. I ACTUALLY MET HIM WHEN HE WAS AT MY COLLEGE
😂😂😂😂😂 love his take on the Buffalo biol dude
I hate this. I hate everything about this. I need a shower.
and thats why i dont read the bible....lol perfect
Not Kevin Pollak, it's Joe Mantegna
The "low value women" guy was coach red pill
@crp!
Really cool guy
That’s why I don’t read the Bible
Wait! so the King is talking to the womans ass?!?
Okay now the doll seems kinda fucked up lol
Shirtless guy definitely only said 6 digits.
Someone should keep an eye on this dude, just sayin
The first video was a my uncle mike
I live in the 318 area code! 🤦♂️
Ian Edwards is boring.