Faux Pas aren’t unforgivable. I haven’t given or received many gifts in my life, so I could’ve made that same mistake. I would hope people wouldn’t hold it against me. But then again, Bert has shown a pattern…
Also just like bert to be unaware that the signature underneath the handle is of the maker of the sword. They never put the name of soldiers on the tang of a katana.
Tom looks good with the morning star, it suits him. Man when Tom does Ellis impersonation, by far the funniest thing he does, I love ti so much. Ellis is such a great source for material.
It’s so much fun watching two wealthy guys that I don’t know giving each other gifts and talking to each other before I go to work for some other wealthy guy. I’m killin it.
I would have teared up if I had been Tom. Those two pieces are so awesome... I love historical martial weapons, but I always get bullied by friends/family when I try to buy some, due to them being "impractical waste" and that I'll "never do anything with them." But as a gift? Fuk yeah!
That’s awesome! Me and my best friend have exchanged medieval weapons, for birthdays and Christmas, im gonna vist that store if I ever go to cali again.
How fortunate for Tom and the viewers that Bert has the Mickey Mantle gene. He is able to reach far within the box to unwrap the gifts he and his wife got for Tom, in order to hand it to him safely...once Tom truly is ready and asks to see them.
I miss listening to this podcast, i lost my job and literally the only thing i had was podcast... now that they terminated me im just a fatpoor with no time i miss you guys
@@TLPSh0ckW4veyou realize he was excited his daughter was the one right? Also him opening them was more of a safety thing. Y’all need an actual life and not be so invested in some dude transitioning
“You’re gonna hand me some sorta hate crime and then have me holding it up!” Proceeds to present his friend with an authentic imperial Japanese navy civilian be-header 9000 edition sword personally signed by the guy who won the competition for the thrown infant child version of fruit ninja…
Bart is actually looking better now that all of the blood vessels in his face aren’t busted open and his nose seems to have stopped ballooning at twice the normal rate.
It's odd how their exchanging lethal weapons and kidnapper tools is so wholesome and sweet 🥰
A morning star and a katana would not be items you’d use in a kidnapping, maybe a kid killing? XD
@@imoffendedthatyouareoffended u see the part about lethal weapons lmao
@@steezsauce6993 nah i didnt hahaha got a link?
Search for it lazybones😂
Chloroform is toxic. It hasn't been used in medical settings for decades it causes liver cancer and other things. Hope Bert doesn't actually use it.
Tim's deep-voiced impression of his son Elton never gets old
4:25
😂💯
Ellis
Ellis. It's Julian and Ellis like a couple of country club douchebags
who what?
That was so nice of Bert to unbox Toms gifts for him
Tom should make Ila the recipient of the sword in his will. That's actually a really cool gift
Such a good idea🥹
Mind your own business. You should eat worms 🪱
Wtf…
Ty sm ilas burner acc
Why, thats like a young girl. Why are they even talking about her like she's involved in this...? So weird.
I love how burnt christless is really going in on collecting axis powers memorabilia
Dude the name is gold😂😂
Hitler’s cup started the addiction
Burnt Christless 😂 gold
I heard that dude bangs dogs and is racist af
Burnt ??
Nothing like Bart opening up Tom’s gift for him. Nice
I didn’t even realize till I read this 😂😂
Who is Bart?
@@LyinMadeThat same! We clearly just expected that to happen🤣
@Scoots1994 That's Burnt Chrysler, Bart Crystal, Blunt Kisser. You know? The guy on the right.
The guy on the right? You mean Black Krippler?
It's just like bert that when he gives someone a gift he unwraps it for them
Probably because he didn't want Tom to cut himself.... But yeah, you're right 😂
Faux Pas aren’t unforgivable. I haven’t given or received many gifts in my life, so I could’ve made that same mistake. I would hope people wouldn’t hold it against me. But then again, Bert has shown a pattern…
😂😂😂that's so true
Just came to comment this and seen you already mentioned it 😂😂
Also just like bert to be unaware that the signature underneath the handle is of the maker of the sword. They never put the name of soldiers on the tang of a katana.
Tom literally muttered, “This would be so fun to hit somebody with.” And Bert brushed over it 😂😂
For years my brother and I have gotten each other a medieval weapon of some kind for Christmas. It’s a sweet tradition!
The love between these two really shows by how well they can gift one another.
I can't wait to see Dr Drew's reaction to this😂
The most Bert thing about this is that Bert opened Tom's gift for him. Lol
I love how Bert opened EVERY present hahaha
Tom looks good with the morning star, it suits him. Man when Tom does Ellis impersonation, by far the funniest thing he does, I love ti so much. Ellis is such a great source for material.
We all know Ellis would be holding the bloody morning star looking up at Tom like “did I do good Daddy?”
That katana has a cool history and now it’s in the hand of a comedian 😂
Better than in the hands of a dead crazy imperial Japanese soldier
It’s so much fun watching two wealthy guys that I don’t know giving each other gifts and talking to each other before I go to work for some other wealthy guy.
I’m killin it.
I’ll help you eat them
Happy 200th to the Bears. Found you guys, YMH and Rogan during the pandemic and feel like we are besties. Thank you. 🥰
Burt being dramatic as hell making faces of pain and wincing as he reaches in the box or bag Lmao
love how bert instingtively opened both of the gifts
That guy on set cackling 😂
Thats badass, the sword especially.
Bert is the type of guy to open ur gift he got u for u
15 minutes?
now that's a proud father knowing he raises his boy well. 🥰
Idk who at YMH made the thumbnail for this YMH Clip, but the fact you put a Nordic Axe from Skyrim, makes you a real G 😎🤘 Love it
this was so sweet. wholesome.
Ila "having a guy" for weapons sounded hilarious when Bert said it. 😂😂😂😂
I would have teared up if I had been Tom. Those two pieces are so awesome... I love historical martial weapons, but I always get bullied by friends/family when I try to buy some, due to them being "impractical waste" and that I'll "never do anything with them." But as a gift? Fuk yeah!
😢😢 the way Bert passed the Katana after speaking so highly of it😅😅 classic Bert
man the bromanship is real between you two and im all here for it
That’s awesome! Me and my best friend have exchanged medieval weapons, for birthdays and Christmas, im gonna vist that store if I ever go to cali again.
I just noticed the Tchaikovsky Cliburn record behind you guys!!! Hell yes!!! It would be awesome to hear you talk about classical music
Tom is killing it with his weight journey. Amazing!!
If only Bert would let his gift recipients open their own gifts lol.
If you only had a brain
Bert what the hell?! that was the best way to give a present ever, ever seen, ever witnessed.
I love how their kids have crossed podcast stardom and are now characters for each others podcasts lol
Bert let his daughter spend $10,000 at a PAWN Shop. That’s crazy. Happy 200th episode.
That's his daughter, not yours right?
The Fact Bert opened both of Toms Gifts 😂 CRAZZZY
"...Whatever you want." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omg?! 🤣 I soooooo enjoyed that! 👊😁
Exactly what I'd buy buddiesif rich. Love how yall out do each other every year
Nice of Bort to open his gift to Tom and telll him it was expensive 😐
" First of all, I would never put you in a position like that" - LMAO
Bert is so calm in this episode
"happy 200th tom... here's your gift" Bert proceeds to open toms gift.
Happy 200th ep y’all 🎉💜👏
"This smells old" perfection says the con artist.
Damn that katakana is awesome really great gifts wish these guys were my friends.
Nice job IIa.
grats on 200! wicked morning star dude!
The next time someone says money doesn't buy happiness, I'm sending them to this clip. 😂
Bert is gonna go out like Dr. Larch 😂
Chloroform terrible gift but can't wait to see bert say I live to have just a little bit of Chloroform whenever I go to sleep😂
so rad. best gift a guy can get
who's the guy laughing in the background...how did he not get a stroke from all the laughter?
I love how Bert opens Tom's gift for him.
These two crack me up. lol
I love their idea of good gifts lol
This was awesome
How fortunate for Tom and the viewers that Bert has the Mickey Mantle gene. He is able to reach far within the box to unwrap the gifts he and his wife got for Tom, in order to hand it to him safely...once Tom truly is ready and asks to see them.
Bert forgot your birthday gift? After you got him THE cup? Baaaad
This is what I want from my friends 😂😂
I miss listening to this podcast, i lost my job and literally the only thing i had was podcast... now that they terminated me im just a fatpoor with no time i miss you guys
Beert is terrible at giving presents. Not the gifts, but no wrapping and he did the opening and told him what it was before handing it over. Lol. Wow.
They’re still dope ass gifts, would rather have cool gifts w a shitty presentation than a shitty gift presented cool.
yeah he even needs to make GIVING PRESENTS ABOUT HIm SELF
@@High-End_Low-Life that’s because you’re a Bert.
@@TLPSh0ckW4veyou realize he was excited his daughter was the one right? Also him opening them was more of a safety thing. Y’all need an actual life and not be so invested in some dude transitioning
😂
"I know theres a hate crime in there" 😂😂😂😂😂
The best compliment from Tom. Oh! This smells, this smells old. You know when things like, like you smell it , and your like this smells old.
YES to ALLL of this!
Not Bert opening toms gift for him😭
Watching the Bears unsafely handle the Katana was anxiety inducing to say the least😂
Nerd
I was thinking the same thing-aren’t they ridiculously sharp?
Nice Tom got a gift that celebrates his Japanese heritage
Y'all should rename the pod "Dumb ways to Die". 😂
Yea Bert might die just huffing Chloroform randomly
The ol these authentic weapon shops with the newest looking items ever
This reminds me of step brothers... i have a blade.. signed by randy jackson 😂😂😂
Bert gives tom a present and proceeds to open it for him
Lol Tom fighting through multiple burps like a pro.
Beet not knowing how gift giving works is hilarious.
This is like the show and tell scene from step Brothers when Brennan shows Dale his samurai sword signed by American idol judge Randy Jackson lol
Bert got lifetime supply now, it`s on!
Hahahh....great gifts lol 😂
Weapons are the best dumb man gift 😂❤
Burt says they walked him through how to use it, about the katana lol.
That katana is gotta be one of the most beautiful things i've ever seen
“You’re gonna hand me some sorta hate crime and then have me holding it up!” Proceeds to present his friend with an authentic imperial Japanese navy civilian be-header 9000 edition sword personally signed by the guy who won the competition for the thrown infant child version of fruit ninja…
Uh, no.
How much you wanna bet this guy was breathing hard af while typing this long winded comment
@@Fanuc_Operator1990not like that didn't happen, so it's definitely a possibility.
Tim getting Brent Chloroform is so toxic! 😂 Mr Krystle’s is going to get an OWI on it.
Everytime tom looks at bert like "are you a moron?" I question all of my life decisions
Bert is always about to quit drinking
"Oh, you're gonna learn how to Google" 😂😂
Ila is a damn good gift giver
Funniest bit is where Tom says it's easy to get
He really gave him a bottle of chloraphorm....fuggin hell...what the fuggin shit...lolol😂
Bart was definitely the kid who had to open everyone's Christmas gifts lmaooooo
Quagmire: Hey does this smell like chloroform?
As a Bert fan I never wash my balls, brush my teeth, or wipe my ass. Feels right.
Exactly what I would expect from a Bert fan
Thanks for not harassing minorities and denying the holocaust like he does. His disgusting lack of hygiene is really still his best trait to emulate.
Bart is actually looking better now that all of the blood vessels in his face aren’t busted open and his nose seems to have stopped ballooning at twice the normal rate.
You know, you just know, that if he could, Tom would give Bert a slave as a gift
Need fan art of Tom milking people with his katana in one hand and the morning star in the other
"you can give it to a girl if you like" LOL
More documentation for the true crime podcast… definitely on a fed watch list now boys 😂
Bert couldn’t even let Tom open his own presents. He’s allways stealing thunder ever chance he gets
“Fuckin Nadav..”
Hahahaha I have broken ribs and this smoked me..