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  • Опубликовано: 28 авг 2023
  • Highlight From Episode 200: • Episode 200 Spectacula...
    Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer exchange gifts with each other after crossing the 200th episode milestone.
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  • @justhere4thecomm3nt54
    @justhere4thecomm3nt54 11 месяцев назад +465

    It's odd how their exchanging lethal weapons and kidnapper tools is so wholesome and sweet 🥰

    • @imoffendedthatyouareoffended
      @imoffendedthatyouareoffended 11 месяцев назад +6

      A morning star and a katana would not be items you’d use in a kidnapping, maybe a kid killing? XD

    • @steezsauce6993
      @steezsauce6993 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@imoffendedthatyouareoffended u see the part about lethal weapons lmao

    • @imoffendedthatyouareoffended
      @imoffendedthatyouareoffended 11 месяцев назад

      @@steezsauce6993 nah i didnt hahaha got a link?

    • @ophiolatreia93
      @ophiolatreia93 11 месяцев назад

      Search for it lazybones😂

    • @davidgreenwood6029
      @davidgreenwood6029 10 месяцев назад

      Chloroform is toxic. It hasn't been used in medical settings for decades it causes liver cancer and other things. Hope Bert doesn't actually use it.

  • @timmccarthy9917
    @timmccarthy9917 11 месяцев назад +482

    Tim's deep-voiced impression of his son Elton never gets old

  • @Armonia_Justin
    @Armonia_Justin 11 месяцев назад +916

    Tom should make Ila the recipient of the sword in his will. That's actually a really cool gift

    • @liymaf
      @liymaf 11 месяцев назад +12

      Such a good idea🥹

    • @JamesonTimothyDempsey-Brown
      @JamesonTimothyDempsey-Brown 11 месяцев назад

      Mind your own business. You should eat worms 🪱

    • @RippyClippy
      @RippyClippy 11 месяцев назад +2

      Wtf…

    • @oscarhernandez846
      @oscarhernandez846 11 месяцев назад +13

      Ty sm ilas burner acc

    • @SDsimplelife
      @SDsimplelife 11 месяцев назад +2

      Why, thats like a young girl. Why are they even talking about her like she's involved in this...? So weird.

  • @DWReed01
    @DWReed01 11 месяцев назад +460

    Nothing like Bart opening up Tom’s gift for him. Nice

    • @ThaGoy
      @ThaGoy 11 месяцев назад +15

      I didn’t even realize till I read this 😂😂

    • @Scoots1994
      @Scoots1994 11 месяцев назад +1

      Who is Bart?

    • @LandofOzOfficial
      @LandofOzOfficial 11 месяцев назад +9

      @@ThaGoy same! We clearly just expected that to happen🤣

    • @NJRacer623
      @NJRacer623 11 месяцев назад +14

      @Scoots1994 That's Burnt Chrysler, Bart Crystal, Blunt Kisser. You know? The guy on the right.

    • @Bleachedhambone
      @Bleachedhambone 11 месяцев назад +4

      The guy on the right? You mean Black Krippler?

  • @micspam388
    @micspam388 11 месяцев назад +557

    It's just like bert that when he gives someone a gift he unwraps it for them

    • @ChrisJones-pi5mh
      @ChrisJones-pi5mh 11 месяцев назад +7

      Probably because he didn't want Tom to cut himself.... But yeah, you're right 😂

    • @cornelius6616
      @cornelius6616 11 месяцев назад +4

      Faux Pas aren’t unforgivable. I haven’t given or received many gifts in my life, so I could’ve made that same mistake. I would hope people wouldn’t hold it against me. But then again, Bert has shown a pattern…

    • @AprilTheRockStar
      @AprilTheRockStar 11 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂that's so true

    • @jebfinkle8547
      @jebfinkle8547 11 месяцев назад +2

      Just came to comment this and seen you already mentioned it 😂😂

    • @josephgood2704
      @josephgood2704 11 месяцев назад +4

      Also just like bert to be unaware that the signature underneath the handle is of the maker of the sword. They never put the name of soldiers on the tang of a katana.

  • @Robbie64
    @Robbie64 11 месяцев назад +222

    I love how burnt christless is really going in on collecting axis powers memorabilia

  • @georgelelandturner
    @georgelelandturner 10 месяцев назад +35

    Tom literally muttered, “This would be so fun to hit somebody with.” And Bert brushed over it 😂😂

  • @mr.notsocreative
    @mr.notsocreative 4 месяца назад +5

    That was so nice of Bert to unbox Toms gifts for him

  • @thomas8569
    @thomas8569 11 месяцев назад +10

    love how bert instingtively opened both of the gifts

  • @lawsonsmith5322
    @lawsonsmith5322 11 месяцев назад +16

    For years my brother and I have gotten each other a medieval weapon of some kind for Christmas. It’s a sweet tradition!

  • @jayclark1551
    @jayclark1551 11 месяцев назад +32

    We all know Ellis would be holding the bloody morning star looking up at Tom like “did I do good Daddy?”

  • @jonathancaal8765
    @jonathancaal8765 11 месяцев назад +11

    The most Bert thing about this is that Bert opened Tom's gift for him. Lol

  • @kyle6209
    @kyle6209 11 месяцев назад +37

    That katana has a cool history and now it’s in the hand of a comedian 😂

    • @user-qg8cj4zh5r
      @user-qg8cj4zh5r 10 месяцев назад +1

      Better than in the hands of a dead crazy imperial Japanese soldier

  • @tyronebiggums7296
    @tyronebiggums7296 11 месяцев назад +24

    I can't wait to see Dr Drew's reaction to this😂

  • @El_Chompo
    @El_Chompo 11 месяцев назад +4

    Tom looks good with the morning star, it suits him. Man when Tom does Ellis impersonation, by far the funniest thing he does, I love ti so much. Ellis is such a great source for material.

  • @digger3578
    @digger3578 11 месяцев назад +31

    It’s so much fun watching two wealthy guys that I don’t know giving each other gifts and talking to each other before I go to work for some other wealthy guy.
    I’m killin it.

  • @yupp1993
    @yupp1993 10 месяцев назад +1

    That guy on set cackling 😂

  • @ZBirDEveryday
    @ZBirDEveryday 11 месяцев назад +52

    Bert let his daughter spend $10,000 at a PAWN Shop. That’s crazy. Happy 200th episode.

  • @truth9322
    @truth9322 11 месяцев назад +5

    Burt being dramatic as hell making faces of pain and wincing as he reaches in the box or bag Lmao

  • @kathye.4026
    @kathye.4026 11 месяцев назад +7

    Happy 200th to the Bears. Found you guys, YMH and Rogan during the pandemic and feel like we are besties. Thank you. 🥰

  • @bryceradcliffe8835
    @bryceradcliffe8835 10 месяцев назад +2

    I love how Bert opened EVERY present hahaha

  • @SystemofaDowns
    @SystemofaDowns 11 месяцев назад +38

    Nice of Bort to open his gift to Tom and telll him it was expensive 😐

  • @blaqspiral5859
    @blaqspiral5859 11 месяцев назад +9

    I would have teared up if I had been Tom. Those two pieces are so awesome... I love historical martial weapons, but I always get bullied by friends/family when I try to buy some, due to them being "impractical waste" and that I'll "never do anything with them." But as a gift? Fuk yeah!

  • @michaelkaudze1883
    @michaelkaudze1883 11 месяцев назад +8

    If only Bert would let his gift recipients open their own gifts lol.

  • @DrMuFFinMan
    @DrMuFFinMan 6 месяцев назад

    The love between these two really shows by how well they can gift one another.

  • @FinisterreTV
    @FinisterreTV 11 месяцев назад

    this was so sweet. wholesome.

  • @MattH-wg7ou
    @MattH-wg7ou 11 месяцев назад +2

    Thats badass, the sword especially.

  • @jczeee30
    @jczeee30 11 месяцев назад +2

    Bert is always about to quit drinking

  • @TacticalReaper56
    @TacticalReaper56 11 месяцев назад +1

    "This smells old" perfection says the con artist.

  • @bradphin3062
    @bradphin3062 10 месяцев назад

    😢😢 the way Bert passed the Katana after speaking so highly of it😅😅 classic Bert

  • @KimboKG14
    @KimboKG14 11 месяцев назад

    15 minutes?
    now that's a proud father knowing he raises his boy well. 🥰

  • @ziadtlili511
    @ziadtlili511 10 месяцев назад

    Bert what the hell?! that was the best way to give a present ever, ever seen, ever witnessed.

  • @jedo2011
    @jedo2011 11 месяцев назад

    Ila "having a guy" for weapons sounded hilarious when Bert said it. 😂😂😂😂

  • @komaaaa
    @komaaaa 10 месяцев назад

    man the bromanship is real between you two and im all here for it

  • @Natalie-dw9jy
    @Natalie-dw9jy 11 месяцев назад +1

    I just noticed the Tchaikovsky Cliburn record behind you guys!!! Hell yes!!! It would be awesome to hear you talk about classical music

  • @Deezydapaperboy
    @Deezydapaperboy 3 месяца назад

    The Fact Bert opened both of Toms Gifts 😂 CRAZZZY

  • @jillianwildman3511
    @jillianwildman3511 11 месяцев назад +3

    I love how their kids have crossed podcast stardom and are now characters for each others podcasts lol

  • @fengshuimma9160
    @fengshuimma9160 11 месяцев назад +2

    How fortunate for Tom and the viewers that Bert has the Mickey Mantle gene. He is able to reach far within the box to unwrap the gifts he and his wife got for Tom, in order to hand it to him safely...once Tom truly is ready and asks to see them.

  • @kayoh1233
    @kayoh1233 10 месяцев назад

    Tom is killing it with his weight journey. Amazing!!

  • @bryanharness1122
    @bryanharness1122 11 месяцев назад

    Exactly what I'd buy buddiesif rich. Love how yall out do each other every year

  • @digichalk
    @digichalk 11 месяцев назад

    grats on 200! wicked morning star dude!

  • @justtwobrotherspokemon
    @justtwobrotherspokemon 11 месяцев назад +17

    Chloroform terrible gift but can't wait to see bert say I live to have just a little bit of Chloroform whenever I go to sleep😂

  • @PeterWolniewicz
    @PeterWolniewicz 10 месяцев назад

    That’s awesome! Me and my best friend have exchanged medieval weapons, for birthdays and Christmas, im gonna vist that store if I ever go to cali again.

  • @Just_Danna
    @Just_Danna 11 месяцев назад

    Omg?! 🤣 I soooooo enjoyed that! 👊😁

  • @stretched4skin64
    @stretched4skin64 11 месяцев назад +1

    "happy 200th tom... here's your gift" Bert proceeds to open toms gift.

  • @lesleyd2448
    @lesleyd2448 11 месяцев назад

    Happy 200th ep y’all 🎉💜👏

  • @iconocast
    @iconocast 11 месяцев назад

    so rad. best gift a guy can get

  • @scornlok9321
    @scornlok9321 10 месяцев назад

    Damn that katakana is awesome really great gifts wish these guys were my friends.

  • @sungazer603
    @sungazer603 11 месяцев назад +2

    Burt says they walked him through how to use it, about the katana lol.

  • @RyeSatterley
    @RyeSatterley 10 месяцев назад

    This was awesome

  • @billythekidder7182
    @billythekidder7182 11 месяцев назад +61

    Beert is terrible at giving presents. Not the gifts, but no wrapping and he did the opening and told him what it was before handing it over. Lol. Wow.

    • @High-End_Low-Life
      @High-End_Low-Life 11 месяцев назад +7

      They’re still dope ass gifts, would rather have cool gifts w a shitty presentation than a shitty gift presented cool.

    • @TLPSh0ckW4ve
      @TLPSh0ckW4ve 11 месяцев назад +7

      yeah he even needs to make GIVING PRESENTS ABOUT HIm SELF

    • @billythekidder7182
      @billythekidder7182 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@High-End_Low-Life that’s because you’re a Bert.

    • @imoffendedthatyouareoffended
      @imoffendedthatyouareoffended 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@TLPSh0ckW4veyou realize he was excited his daughter was the one right? Also him opening them was more of a safety thing. Y’all need an actual life and not be so invested in some dude transitioning

    • @user-iq3px4ue7h
      @user-iq3px4ue7h 11 месяцев назад +1

      😂

  • @jonathanshields5444
    @jonathanshields5444 11 месяцев назад

    Bert is so calm in this episode

  • @sonny2593
    @sonny2593 10 месяцев назад

    "I know theres a hate crime in there" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @michaelgrove5429
    @michaelgrove5429 11 месяцев назад +4

    I love how Bert opens Tom's gift for him.

  • @McShaganpronouncedShaegen
    @McShaganpronouncedShaegen 11 месяцев назад +2

    Nice job IIa.

  • @batka6255
    @batka6255 10 месяцев назад

    Bert got lifetime supply now, it`s on!

  • @Ironbreeze53
    @Ironbreeze53 11 месяцев назад +1

    Bert is gonna go out like Dr. Larch 😂

  • @VANhasVOICE
    @VANhasVOICE 11 месяцев назад

    " First of all, I would never put you in a position like that" - LMAO

  • @roguesample
    @roguesample 11 месяцев назад +1

    Nice Tom got a gift that celebrates his Japanese heritage

  • @LandofOzOfficial
    @LandofOzOfficial 11 месяцев назад +3

    Y'all should rename the pod "Dumb ways to Die". 😂

    • @username7274
      @username7274 11 месяцев назад +1

      Yea Bert might die just huffing Chloroform randomly

  • @ibonn85
    @ibonn85 11 месяцев назад +8

    I really hope Bert is serious about getting himself together. We need him around. These 2 are solid guys.

    • @HoytDeadEye
      @HoytDeadEye 10 месяцев назад

      Can you point me to an episode where he said he’s done drinking? That line confused the shut out of me

    • @ibonn85
      @ibonn85 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@HoytDeadEye I'm not sure which episode but I heard on an episode of YMH Tom was mentioning how Bert went to doc and got a wake up call.Tom mentioned what Bert has told him so IDK if it's on an episode or not. So he's trying to eat better and he's working on giving up booze. Not sure how serious he is or how far along into the process he is but the good news is is that he's talking about his health. That's the first step.

  • @theofficial-aaron
    @theofficial-aaron 11 месяцев назад

    Idk who at YMH made the thumbnail for this YMH Clip, but the fact you put a Nordic Axe from Skyrim, makes you a real G 😎🤘 Love it

  • @whatsthestoryhere
    @whatsthestoryhere 11 месяцев назад +1

    Bert gives tom a present and proceeds to open it for him

  • @zjp692004
    @zjp692004 7 месяцев назад

    I love their idea of good gifts lol

  • @lifehappenswithsarah8140
    @lifehappenswithsarah8140 11 месяцев назад

    These two crack me up. lol

  • @freeze1305
    @freeze1305 11 месяцев назад

    The next time someone says money doesn't buy happiness, I'm sending them to this clip. 😂

  • @mintyfresh6530
    @mintyfresh6530 11 месяцев назад

    Weapons are the best dumb man gift 😂❤

  • @willbroccolo8389
    @willbroccolo8389 11 месяцев назад

    YES to ALLL of this!

  • @ek1046
    @ek1046 11 месяцев назад +1

    Ila is a damn good gift giver

  • @dejanresetar1639
    @dejanresetar1639 10 месяцев назад

    who's the guy laughing in the background...how did he not get a stroke from all the laughter?

  • @ronswanson1410
    @ronswanson1410 11 месяцев назад +38

    As a Bert fan I never wash my balls, brush my teeth, or wipe my ass. Feels right.

    • @jayok7609
      @jayok7609 11 месяцев назад +6

      Exactly what I would expect from a Bert fan

    • @bochica3562
      @bochica3562 11 месяцев назад

      Thanks for not harassing minorities and denying the holocaust like he does. His disgusting lack of hygiene is really still his best trait to emulate.

  • @benjiesau1497
    @benjiesau1497 11 месяцев назад +24

    “You’re gonna hand me some sorta hate crime and then have me holding it up!” Proceeds to present his friend with an authentic imperial Japanese navy civilian be-header 9000 edition sword personally signed by the guy who won the competition for the thrown infant child version of fruit ninja…

    • @Fanuc_Operator1990
      @Fanuc_Operator1990 10 месяцев назад

      Uh, no.

    • @ThatoneGuy-zd4rl
      @ThatoneGuy-zd4rl 10 месяцев назад +2

      How much you wanna bet this guy was breathing hard af while typing this long winded comment

    • @mwdouglas3794
      @mwdouglas3794 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@Fanuc_Operator1990not like that didn't happen, so it's definitely a possibility.

  • @CesarHernandez-qd5kk
    @CesarHernandez-qd5kk 11 месяцев назад

    Lol Tom fighting through multiple burps like a pro.

  • @dash.1r
    @dash.1r 11 месяцев назад

    "...Whatever you want." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lo0nyt0onz
    @lo0nyt0onz 11 месяцев назад +6

    I have a officers katana, grandpa brought it back when he was in japan on leave during the korean war. Awsome gifts they got eachother

  • @Robert-tn7bn
    @Robert-tn7bn 11 месяцев назад

    The best compliment from Tom. Oh! This smells, this smells old. You know when things like, like you smell it , and your like this smells old.

  • @TheRealMrMustache
    @TheRealMrMustache 11 месяцев назад +13

    You know, you just know, that if he could, Tom would give Bert a slave as a gift

  • @darrellfox4117
    @darrellfox4117 10 месяцев назад

    Great gifts

  • @poothpooth2001
    @poothpooth2001 10 месяцев назад

    "you can give it to a girl if you like" LOL

  • @mrthriller2554
    @mrthriller2554 11 месяцев назад

    This is what I want from my friends 😂😂

  • @gregorcarlin1768
    @gregorcarlin1768 10 месяцев назад

    Bert opening Toms present hahaha

  • @BipityBopity93
    @BipityBopity93 11 месяцев назад

    Beet not knowing how gift giving works is hilarious.

  • @beefhamburger-yy5jb
    @beefhamburger-yy5jb 11 месяцев назад

    This is like the show and tell scene from step Brothers when Brennan shows Dale his samurai sword signed by American idol judge Randy Jackson lol

  • @duncanleckie5639
    @duncanleckie5639 11 месяцев назад +2

    Watching the Bears unsafely handle the Katana was anxiety inducing to say the least😂

    • @shibdfyhhdtguu
      @shibdfyhhdtguu 11 месяцев назад +1

      Nerd

    • @kaat776
      @kaat776 11 месяцев назад +1

      I was thinking the same thing-aren’t they ridiculously sharp?

  • @Kraftravioli
    @Kraftravioli 11 месяцев назад

    This is the most step brothers thing I have ever seen

  • @conservat1vepatr1ot
    @conservat1vepatr1ot 11 месяцев назад

    “Fuckin Nadav..”
    Hahahaha I have broken ribs and this smoked me..

  • @Nova_Music99
    @Nova_Music99 10 месяцев назад

    Bert is the type of guy to open ur gift he got u for u

  • @nunyabiznez666
    @nunyabiznez666 11 месяцев назад +2

    Hahahh....great gifts lol 😂

  • @beebo5100
    @beebo5100 10 месяцев назад

    That guy in the background laughs at anything

  • @bobbosworld6795
    @bobbosworld6795 11 месяцев назад

    This reminds me of step brothers... i have a blade.. signed by randy jackson 😂😂😂

  • @PostBologne
    @PostBologne 11 месяцев назад

    Bert seems less annoying.....this is good

  • @ODDBEAST251CODM
    @ODDBEAST251CODM 10 месяцев назад

    I miss listening to this podcast, i lost my job and literally the only thing i had was podcast... now that they terminated me im just a fatpoor with no time i miss you guys

  • @Ragnar676
    @Ragnar676 11 месяцев назад

    He really gave him a bottle of chloraphorm....fuggin hell...what the fuggin shit...lolol😂

  • @topdog69jb
    @topdog69jb 11 месяцев назад

    The ol these authentic weapon shops with the newest looking items ever

  • @DavidBadilloMusic
    @DavidBadilloMusic 11 месяцев назад

    "Oh, you're gonna learn how to Google" 😂😂

  • @davidfaustino4476
    @davidfaustino4476 11 месяцев назад +6

    Unboxing something on a podcast. That's some good listening right there.

  • @brodelicious
    @brodelicious 11 месяцев назад +10

    Bart is actually looking better now that all of the blood vessels in his face aren’t busted open and his nose seems to have stopped ballooning at twice the normal rate.

  • @salvadorhernandez5935
    @salvadorhernandez5935 4 месяца назад

    At 3:07 they look funny holding those weapons. Funny guys.

  • @ferroforreal8018
    @ferroforreal8018 11 месяцев назад

    You guys are f****** awesome this made my whole day mad love from Pennsylvania

  • @igotapochahontas
    @igotapochahontas 11 месяцев назад

    Everytime tom looks at bert like "are you a moron?" I question all of my life decisions