Why every world map is wrong

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  • Опубликовано: 3 янв 2025

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @welovecalvin_
    @welovecalvin_ 5 лет назад +13993

    i’ve already joined skillshare 4 times jay can i please have my family back now

    • @DeltaByte
      @DeltaByte 5 лет назад +1559

      If only there was a website that could teach you the skills needed to nogotiate them back

    • @sashingopaul3111
      @sashingopaul3111 5 лет назад +20

      DeltaByte mmmmmm

    • @beepthemeep12
      @beepthemeep12 5 лет назад +212

      @@DeltaByte that's what brilliant.org is for

    • @Kilgorio
      @Kilgorio 5 лет назад +5

      No.But you could try.

    • @benji_kay
      @benji_kay 5 лет назад +13

      i didn't know jay and the melon shared fans

  • @FrenchGuyCooking
    @FrenchGuyCooking 5 лет назад +17250

    The way you guys handle sponsorships is a gift to mother youtube

    • @許安-b2j
      @許安-b2j 5 лет назад +68

      Alex good to see you here Alex! Colab with the boys/the men?

    • @dankcitrus42
      @dankcitrus42 5 лет назад +72

      yeah not a bloody 5 minute long life less speech

    • @eryes2000
      @eryes2000 5 лет назад +5

      Eeeeey no way haha

    • @Zak-ob5ze
      @Zak-ob5ze 4 года назад +5

      Collab

    • @le-jaunemorgan6563
      @le-jaunemorgan6563 4 года назад +8

      Literally the only reason why I liked this video

  • @user-ki8jz8fg7i
    @user-ki8jz8fg7i 5 лет назад +4873

    Portrait of the flat earth society: A man sniflling orange juice while another man beats a globe into flat submission.

    • @ultradrama8744
      @ultradrama8744 5 лет назад +50

      Oh my, they do that shit in every meet. Those juicy hands

    • @teuast
      @teuast 5 лет назад +9

      "both laugh"

    • @SenatorDodo09
      @SenatorDodo09 4 года назад +5

      "snifling"

    • @mickgorro
      @mickgorro 4 года назад +3

      Put in a timestamp, e.g. 4:50.

    • @SenatorDodo09
      @SenatorDodo09 4 года назад +5

      @@mickgorro i mean, if you watched the video you'd understand

  • @grisheexi7219
    @grisheexi7219 Год назад +1156

    This is my favorite Map Men video. The laughing at the end, the stupid slapstick humor, the subject, hell, even the sponsorship is amazing.

    • @FriskGamer1
      @FriskGamer1 9 месяцев назад +6

      Yeah, the sponsor is very funny.

    • @levako05d
      @levako05d 8 месяцев назад +7

      The best sponsorship I have seen in my life.

    • @Taaaamas
      @Taaaamas 5 месяцев назад +2

      I really love the laughing because it's so rare that they ever break character

    • @jopedder
      @jopedder 2 месяца назад

      Literally just rewound to rewatch the laugh and ad! Maps shmaps.

    • @kevbrown3760
      @kevbrown3760 2 дня назад

      I would argue its more facical (example: monty python)
      And less slapstick (example three stooges)
      But im being pedantic.
      Point taken.

  • @owenpasternak8118
    @owenpasternak8118 5 лет назад +3191

    lol in the skillshare portion jay sings for marks character and mark sings for jays character this is my third time watching and first time noticing

    • @ellie4328
      @ellie4328 5 лет назад +29

      Owen Pasternak Now I can’t unsee it😂
      Edit; *unhear

    • @AQuestioner
      @AQuestioner 5 лет назад +30

      I watched it at least twenty times. I’ve never noticed that until I see your comment.

    • @ArgentumEmperio
      @ArgentumEmperio 5 лет назад +28

      ...
      I thought it was Jay singing for both of them.
      Well I feel stupid now ^^'

    • @user-xt9oi9if2c
      @user-xt9oi9if2c 5 лет назад +8

      Im unconfortable

    • @Lord7979
      @Lord7979 5 лет назад +4

      Bruh thats brilliant

  • @PGATProductions
    @PGATProductions 4 года назад +6147

    3:05 search history:
    naked trains
    trains with their clothes off
    steam locomotives not wearing any clothes
    choo choo trains in the nip
    Ok jay...

    • @LuckyWitjaksono
      @LuckyWitjaksono 4 года назад +230

      I wish i wasn't pausing the video in this second

    • @garyharry7
      @garyharry7 4 года назад +41

      yes, I checked as well...... hehehe

    • @corbinpeacock8722
      @corbinpeacock8722 4 года назад +229

      "naked trains" was a website, and not just a google search. That concerns me.

    • @garyharry7
      @garyharry7 4 года назад +37

      @@corbinpeacock8722 call the FBI

    • @CentreMetre
      @CentreMetre 4 года назад +5

      what time was this?

  • @hexagonalhd5797
    @hexagonalhd5797 4 года назад +3532

    3:04 those are some steamy search results

    • @thinhnonyt
      @thinhnonyt 4 года назад +101

      I’m assuming Jay reads every comment because this comment is new-ish on an old-ish video that has been hearted by Jay.

    • @yohan40
      @yohan40 4 года назад +5

      Yes, Jay see's every new comments in all of his videos

    • @nijnij3988
      @nijnij3988 4 года назад +6

      Thank you for pointing this out! I had never noticed it before, but after seeing your comment I went back and looked - and laughed for 5 minutes straight 🤣

    • @szn00
      @szn00 4 года назад +3

      Gotta love a good pun:)

    • @thishuman1621
      @thishuman1621 3 года назад +1

      Literally

  • @ConstantDerivative
    @ConstantDerivative 2 года назад +779

    is seriously no one gonna talk about how at 3:05 jay's search history is
    "naked trains"
    "trains with their clothes off"
    "steam locomotives not wearing any clothes"
    "choo choo trains in the nip"

    • @endernightblade1958
      @endernightblade1958 Год назад +88

      it was time for Thomas to leave. he had seen everything.

    • @spherius2account
      @spherius2account Год назад +5

      He probably meant trans

    • @nuxx1876
      @nuxx1876 Год назад +75

      @@spherius2account how do you explain "steam locomotives not wearing any clothes" then

    • @kevindoran9389
      @kevindoran9389 Год назад +5

      At least it wasn't trams with no cloathes.

    • @dp-g5i
      @dp-g5i 10 месяцев назад +13

      ​@@spherius2accountno he didn't, it was a joke

  • @nimay13
    @nimay13 4 года назад +8762

    That is the most entertaining advert ever. I'm not even mad.

    • @nicky2575
      @nicky2575 4 года назад +63

      Genuinely convinced me to try and get it

    • @cd06tgc79
      @cd06tgc79 4 года назад +121

      Pretty sure Jay and Mark's voices have been swapped round in the ad

    • @pasoska_kontrola
      @pasoska_kontrola 4 года назад +10

      Charlie Davies I think they confirmed they are

    • @kingfaz07
      @kingfaz07 4 года назад +9

      This was a ad??

    • @em__1
      @em__1 4 года назад +2

      @@kingfaz07 4:56 yeah it is

  • @aethelredtheready1739
    @aethelredtheready1739 5 лет назад +2911

    I'm so glad map men is having a second series

  • @powderedground78
    @powderedground78 5 лет назад +6685

    "This has the naughty effect of making Greenland look the size of Africa, when really it's about the size of Greenland."

    • @derekhenriquez5740
      @derekhenriquez5740 5 лет назад +88

      sam mccarthy that killed me

    • @SteaksOnSpear
      @SteaksOnSpear 5 лет назад +21

      Actually about the size of india, a bit smaller.

    • @Arya-ov3ke
      @Arya-ov3ke 5 лет назад +48

      @@SteaksOnSpear well greenland is not India

    • @shinjukim8576
      @shinjukim8576 5 лет назад +20

      @@SteaksOnSpear Not completely sure. India is 50% (ish) larger than Greenland.

    • @SteaksOnSpear
      @SteaksOnSpear 5 лет назад +1

      @@shinjukim8576 hmm no, no it's not

  • @smoothie2629
    @smoothie2629 2 года назад +484

    0:52 I like how Jay has a straight face the whole time but cracks a smile just before the cut 😂

    • @pengiunanimatorguy
      @pengiunanimatorguy Год назад +25

      If even Jay Foreman himself can’t do a scene without breaking character then no one can

  • @codeN1NE
    @codeN1NE 5 лет назад +1738

    Skillshare song was just amazing.
    Best sponsorship presentation so far in RUclips

    • @linko9720
      @linko9720 5 лет назад +22

      @I'm unsubscribing. yeah, you

    • @MarcelinoDeseo
      @MarcelinoDeseo 5 лет назад +9

      The sponsorship I've enjoyed watching :)

    • @PillowWillow007
      @PillowWillow007 5 лет назад +6

      The ONLY advertisement that got me to purchase the product being advertised

    • @Azrudi
      @Azrudi 5 лет назад +5

      The only product advertisement i look forward to watching is on this channel

    • @superiormusic
      @superiormusic 5 лет назад

      I'd give you a like but it's at 666...

  • @geehump
    @geehump 5 лет назад +753

    "Hold your onions, sonny Jim m'ladm'boy" enters my vernacular this day

    • @csmlyly5736
      @csmlyly5736 5 лет назад +2

      Jim Jim Jimmy Jim Jim Jim

  • @Arno18Production
    @Arno18Production 4 года назад +1352

    3:37 That hurts you know

  • @allanflippin2453
    @allanflippin2453 2 года назад +345

    Another notable projection to consider is Goode homolosine. This one was quite popular in the 60's. It's equal area, and retrains good continent shapes by sacrificing the shapes of oceans, which most folks find less troublesome than misshapen continents.

    • @ratsbath
      @ratsbath Год назад +28

      I just looked this up, and, if a map projection could ever be associated with a historical era, it screams 60's! I immediately visualized it in a Pan Am airlines brochure or lit up on the wall of a Bond villain's lair.

    • @munjee2
      @munjee2 Год назад +5

      Cleaves greenland though

    • @AH-be6bu
      @AH-be6bu Год назад +1

      Just looked it up. Eurgh.

    • @Sotanaht01
      @Sotanaht01 6 месяцев назад

      @@munjee2 Not to mention Antarctica.

    • @poudink5791
      @poudink5791 3 месяца назад

      define "most people". methinks there's a reason it didn't take off.

  • @QueenFondue
    @QueenFondue 5 лет назад +11498

    Today I learned that Greenland is about the size of Greenland.

    • @fensti7917
      @fensti7917 5 лет назад +226

      Hmm yes the floore here is made out of floor

    • @davewilliams6172
      @davewilliams6172 5 лет назад +51

      who would of thought it eh!

    • @sheevone4359
      @sheevone4359 5 лет назад +193

      Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes?

    • @fensti7917
      @fensti7917 5 лет назад +29

      sheev one and Were here to stop that

    • @fensti7917
      @fensti7917 5 лет назад +5

      sheev one Thanks for coming to my ted talk

  • @danbdesign
    @danbdesign 5 лет назад +970

    Consistently the best ads on RUclips, it's the only time I ever enjoy watching brand promos

    • @josiptito9412
      @josiptito9412 5 лет назад +6

      this and the internet historian have the absolute best ads, you're right

    • @mytube001
      @mytube001 5 лет назад

      Fractal Design's ads on some techtuber channels are really good.

    • @lostuser1094
      @lostuser1094 5 лет назад

      Dan B Design I think Adam Ragusea’s are pretty engaging. He actually seems to use the products he pushes.

    • @BigGrease1
      @BigGrease1 5 лет назад +2

      I love the Sam O' Nella ones because it's so deadpan, and the promos on TierZoo are also pretty decent.

    • @zevfeitelson
      @zevfeitelson 5 лет назад

      Check out Nostalgia Critic with his stamps.com

  • @wrenclark4907
    @wrenclark4907 4 года назад +2808

    just realised their voices are switched in the advert

    • @electron8262
      @electron8262 4 года назад +109

      Eleanor Clark That's so cheeky of them

    • @Burnthefirst
      @Burnthefirst 4 года назад +163

      I just noticed that watching this video probably for the 10th time. Blew my mind. Then I came to comment it that but you were faster.

    • @cerebrummaximus3762
      @cerebrummaximus3762 3 года назад +3

      When?

    • @wrenclark4907
      @wrenclark4907 3 года назад +27

      @@cerebrummaximus3762 right at the end, in the advert for skillshare

    • @sheikh970
      @sheikh970 3 года назад +1

      bruh

  • @kevinbaird6705
    @kevinbaird6705 Год назад +169

    4:10 I think a right answer is to have at least two maps with different projections in classrooms, so that the students are constantly reminded that no single projection onto a flat surface is "correct", and that they all have different priorities about which distortions they are willing to accept. (As well as whatever the given projections happen to be good at rendering).

    • @lornarettig3215
      @lornarettig3215 Год назад +25

      …because no map is wrong, and no map is right, but all map is map!

    • @nycbearff
      @nycbearff Год назад +19

      I think a right answer is to have a nice big globe in every classroom.

    • @bluesmcgroove
      @bluesmcgroove Год назад +5

      @@lornarettig3215 I totally read this as "but all map is men!" and laughed

    • @lornarettig3215
      @lornarettig3215 Год назад +3

      @@bluesmcgroove …another interesting idea! 🤭🤭

    • @NotFunctional-ever
      @NotFunctional-ever Год назад

      You just described the natgeo map. It's the Mercato and the Peter's projection combined.

  • @Woolookologie
    @Woolookologie 5 лет назад +1766

    I really miss that awkward last "men" in the intro

    • @ChickenGeorgeClooney
      @ChickenGeorgeClooney 5 лет назад +200

      well the amount of men's varies. last episode there were a bunch and this one there's none because, despite what mathematicians may lead you to believe, zero is a number

    • @cpsedmonds
      @cpsedmonds 5 лет назад +47

      I thought this was a Mandela effect thing, thanks for reassuring me!

    • @Woolookologie
      @Woolookologie 5 лет назад +68

      @FoxySupreme well, happy pride month 🏳️‍🌈

    • @NGC-7635
      @NGC-7635 5 лет назад +9

      You guys have been smoking some Mandela because the intro is the exact same as it’s always been.

    • @tr-h7217
      @tr-h7217 5 лет назад +5

      @@Woolookologie Wasn't that just the intro of one specific episode?

  • @MisterAppleEsq
    @MisterAppleEsq 5 лет назад +985

    I can't wait until Jay ends a video with a four hour long rock opera extolling the virtues of Skillshare.

    • @rayf1568
      @rayf1568 5 лет назад +7

      I love this community

    • @thelastcube.
      @thelastcube. 5 лет назад +3

      @@rayf1568 But did you clicked the link to give map men more money because at Skillshare you get 20,000+ courses for only $10 per month?

    • @apotato6278
      @apotato6278 5 лет назад +3

      The song was genuinely amazing though.

    • @obliviousotterI
      @obliviousotterI 5 лет назад +2

      Hi

    • @MisterAppleEsq
      @MisterAppleEsq 5 лет назад +1

      @@obliviousotterI You again!

  • @SashaFYI
    @SashaFYI 5 лет назад +1279

    3:32
    For those who are wondering, it says "This is bullshit", but spelled in Russian, not translated.

    • @adamfrisk956
      @adamfrisk956 5 лет назад +65

      Мап мен

    • @ptrknvk
      @ptrknvk 5 лет назад +41

      Уи ар мен энд хир из зе мап.

    • @pitaya4151
      @pitaya4151 5 лет назад +38

      Before any smartass comes to argue it's Cyrillic, it's Russian because they cannot pronounce the "Th" in "this" so they replace it with "z". They also cannot say "Bluetooth", they say "Bluethus". Most other Cyrillic-alphabet countries can pronounce "th" - commonly as "d" (д).

    • @MaycroftCholmsky
      @MaycroftCholmsky 5 лет назад +10

      @@ptrknvk Ай андерстенд ю май френд бат ю ар ронг. Зис ис КАРТА!

    • @jur4x
      @jur4x 5 лет назад +14

      @@MaycroftCholmsky Зет вуд би фани. "Зис! Из! КАРТА!" энд кикс хим аут оф фрейм. Брилиянт айдия, мэйт!

  • @note5819
    @note5819 2 года назад +190

    I'm one of those vulnerable loners scouring the internet for answers in an increasingly incomprehensible world ( 1:10 ), and I'm glad I landed on this gem!

  • @thomasnorton-crossman2160
    @thomasnorton-crossman2160 5 лет назад +516

    3:05 - can we just appreciate the search history here.

    • @cabowerks3973
      @cabowerks3973 5 лет назад +67

      Holy cow catchers conductor you can see the undercarriage!

    • @spyguyvishal
      @spyguyvishal 5 лет назад +17

      Well... Now I'm horny

    • @hecko-yes
      @hecko-yes 5 лет назад +7

      i'm 100% sure that this does indeed exist but i kinda wanna make sure

    • @otterfan65
      @otterfan65 5 лет назад +7

      What, is that not your search history too?

    • @AntonioDal.
      @AntonioDal. 5 лет назад +5

      Unzipping pants

  • @Thoomas2001
    @Thoomas2001 5 лет назад +1191

    Not gonna lie, one of my favorite videos to ever write subtitles for.

    • @JaneDoe-mk6vt
      @JaneDoe-mk6vt 5 лет назад +27

      Thank you for adding subtitles!

    • @CTcuber4K
      @CTcuber4K 5 лет назад +7

      "hold your onions sunny Jim me lad me boy"

    • @heli-crewhgs5285
      @heli-crewhgs5285 4 года назад +5

      I'm so glad that you're not going to lie. The truth will set you free!

    • @rendmusic9428
      @rendmusic9428 4 года назад +2

      Thank you Mr Dutch man

    • @NonTwinBrothers
      @NonTwinBrothers 11 месяцев назад

      I miss community captions :(

  • @ReddoFreddo
    @ReddoFreddo 5 лет назад +697

    It's quite astonishing how Mercator was able to do all of that before Belgium was invented

    • @GordoFabulous
      @GordoFabulous 5 лет назад +8

      Belgium, man. Belgium.

    • @EugeneAyindolmah
      @EugeneAyindolmah 5 лет назад +24

      @@GordoFabulous *South Netherland

    • @ariltherandomguyonyoutube5220
      @ariltherandomguyonyoutube5220 5 лет назад +10

      @@EugeneAyindolmah *Northest Northern France

    • @EugeneAyindolmah
      @EugeneAyindolmah 5 лет назад +5

      @@ariltherandomguyonyoutube5220 France? Didn't they surrender to all their neighbors

    • @Nozomu564
      @Nozomu564 5 лет назад +4

      @@EugeneAyindolmah They can't surrender to a fictional country.

  • @laurax1179
    @laurax1179 2 года назад +41

    I will never not laugh at:
    “STUPID ORANGE! STOP BEING ROUND! START BEING FLAT!”

  • @samiyousef
    @samiyousef 4 года назад +3162

    “ .. making Greenland look like it’s the size of Africa. When in real life, it’s the size of Greenland.”

    • @amaureaLua
      @amaureaLua 4 года назад +187

      It's *about* the size of Greenland.

    • @crackedemerald4930
      @crackedemerald4930 4 года назад +23

      Yea get it right smh.

    • @Jxjdheheve
      @Jxjdheheve 4 года назад +27

      *Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?*

    • @rogerchadwick3452
      @rogerchadwick3452 3 года назад +6

      South America is 18 times larger that Greenland wouldn't get that from the maps in school

    • @demiryabanc776
      @demiryabanc776 3 года назад +1

      Bruh

  • @embrezar
    @embrezar 5 лет назад +607

    I normally loathe sponsored videos, mainly because half the freaking content is the creator pimping the sponsor. However, your manner of brand integration was clever and catchy, and I found that I didn't mind it at all even though I was essentially watching an advert. Nice work.

    • @kwostah
      @kwostah 4 года назад +4

      Dude I actually watched it through and didn't click on the next video. That's a never.

  • @MarceldeJong
    @MarceldeJong 5 лет назад +636

    Whomever did the Dutch subtitles, you're bloody brilliant with the rhyming subtitles to the skillshare song and still keeping the message!

    • @paradoxmo
      @paradoxmo 5 лет назад +29

      @Thomas Joosten

    • @Thoomas2001
      @Thoomas2001 5 лет назад +69

      Many thanks, good sir.

    • @Thoomas2001
      @Thoomas2001 5 лет назад +18

      @@TypicallyThomas Je haatte je baan, je haatte je leven, je wilde daar ver vandaan...

    • @wingedyera
      @wingedyera 4 года назад +2

      Now I need to watch it again with dutch subtitles

  • @GeorgeJacks2012
    @GeorgeJacks2012 Год назад +18

    3:05 Jay's search history:
    1. naked trains
    2. trains with their clothes off
    3. steam locomotives not wearing any clothes
    4. choo choo trains in the nip
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Fodi_be
    @Fodi_be 5 лет назад +282

    I really hope Skillshare pays extra for that ad, because it's by far the best one I've ever bloody seen, heard or smelled.

    • @triehe
      @triehe 5 лет назад +10

      Admittedly it did smell just plain delicious

    • @ancbi
      @ancbi 5 лет назад +1

      Smells like the cheesiest cheese

    • @mmmk1616
      @mmmk1616 5 лет назад

      It smelled divine!

    • @CRT.v
      @CRT.v 5 лет назад +1

      Smelled like orange juice and melted cheese!

  • @hotelmario510
    @hotelmario510 4 года назад +2623

    I love that the map at 4:22 ("Oh, that's clever") is literally the map Tom Scott uses for his "Amazing Places" videos

    • @JayForeman
      @JayForeman  4 года назад +1016

      So it is! I never noticed til now.

    • @maxant4285
      @maxant4285 4 года назад +140

      Since Tom Scott was responsible for graphics and animation on this channel... 🤔

    • @firmanchristiansianturi4794
      @firmanchristiansianturi4794 4 года назад +20

      @@maxant4285 How do you know this?

    • @jas7256
      @jas7256 4 года назад +55

      @@firmanchristiansianturi4794 credits

    • @4P5MC
      @4P5MC 4 года назад +20

      @@maxant4285 In the description it says that Jay edited it.

  • @054dans
    @054dans 5 лет назад +434

    All these Map Men episodes in one year? We're not worthy!

    • @billymoran3138
      @billymoran3138 5 лет назад +7

      They're spoilling us!

    • @thelastcube.
      @thelastcube. 5 лет назад

      I'm just wishing they don't pull a GRRM on us

    • @chrimbo90
      @chrimbo90 5 лет назад +1

      God bless skill share!

    • @AndyAndyAndy11111
      @AndyAndyAndy11111 5 лет назад +3

      @@thelastcube. They've gotta spoil us first so we miss them when the 7 year hiatus starts

  • @washcode9613
    @washcode9613 Год назад +24

    You two have done the impossible task of making even the sponsorship bits fun to watch

  • @CultOfAlan
    @CultOfAlan 4 года назад +822

    4:50 When a scene is so silly that even Jay and Mark can't keep a straight face

  • @scsutton1
    @scsutton1 5 лет назад +229

    4:54 The moment of them finally losing it that we've waited for for ages.

    • @DamienSLR
      @DamienSLR 5 лет назад +2

      Sean Sutton true. You can see jay smiling face down 10s before John loose it.
      Love them.

    • @EGRJ
      @EGRJ 5 лет назад +17

      You can see Jay smile at 0:54.

    • @Marylandbrony
      @Marylandbrony 5 лет назад +2

      They have finally been consumed by their own genius.

  • @sharkman312games7
    @sharkman312games7 4 года назад +1436

    this is the most british channel I've ever watched
    edit: why is this turning into an argument about flat earth

    • @DASyam-tb7qt
      @DASyam-tb7qt 4 года назад +99

      My eyes are colonised

    • @Loreman72
      @Loreman72 4 года назад +2

      YES!

    • @robertsingleton7694
      @robertsingleton7694 4 года назад +3

      What's wrong with that?

    • @xenia171
      @xenia171 4 года назад +46

      @@robertsingleton7694 Absolutely nothing.

    • @BigAl2-u7e
      @BigAl2-u7e 4 года назад +64

      They're Brits, they would know more about the map than anyone else because they're responsible for most of its borders...

  • @oro5421
    @oro5421 7 месяцев назад +10

    2:57 a straight line on the map is not a straight line on the globe, but rather a curve that always keeps north at a constant angle. Which is not the optimal path, but an easy one to follow with a compass. That’s why planes’ paths do not look straight if you ever look at them

    • @JayForeman
      @JayForeman  7 месяцев назад +9

      Couldn’t (but should) have put it better ourselves!

  • @JJungleJapeson
    @JJungleJapeson 5 лет назад +498

    3:05
    "naked trains"
    "trains with their clothes off"
    "steam locomotive not wearing any clothes"
    "choo choo trains in the nip"

  • @thehistoryboy
    @thehistoryboy 5 лет назад +83

    I love how Jay holds it together right up until the last nine frames at 0:54 ...

    • @knightshousegames
      @knightshousegames 5 лет назад +6

      You have the actual eyes of sonic the hedgehog. The 90s one.

  • @vuxigeck5281
    @vuxigeck5281 5 лет назад +224

    That was the best Skillshare advert ever. I'd actually listen to it casually, lmao

    • @TheWormzerjr
      @TheWormzerjr 5 лет назад +1

      the maps are changed because of the mandela effect and we are at the end ruclips.net/video/E6T1PfBIHew/видео.html

  • @U.M.A.L.V
    @U.M.A.L.V 2 года назад +35

    4:33
    Canada: are you OK?
    Russia: no

  • @zakman246
    @zakman246 5 лет назад +113

    I love how at 0:17 the globe almost lands back in the exact same place as when you first spun it!

  • @MakoBeauty
    @MakoBeauty 4 года назад +1063

    Hey, is anyone named Peters here? No, there Arno Peters here.

    • @danishfarrell4653
      @danishfarrell4653 4 года назад +25

      Get out.

    • @bbrdbr
      @bbrdbr 4 года назад +20

      _hysterical laughter_

    • @hugenerd97
      @hugenerd97 4 года назад +8

      Lmao I laughed way harder than I should’ve😂

    • @wrenclark4907
      @wrenclark4907 4 года назад +7

      🥁bad-um tish

    • @Loreman72
      @Loreman72 4 года назад +3

      Begone, foul Dad Joke, to the Abyss whence you came!

  • @akleughuglouh
    @akleughuglouh 5 лет назад +701

    Convincing flat-earthers that global warming is important because if Antarctica melts all the water will fall out.

    • @ub3rfr3nzy94
      @ub3rfr3nzy94 5 лет назад +52

      Shit, I didn't think of that...

    • @11atron
      @11atron 5 лет назад +21

      lol, but I mean if we can't persuade them the Earth is round, what chance do we have of persuading them global warming is a thing.

    • @muchdoge8351
      @muchdoge8351 5 лет назад +32

      @@11atron not sure, but I do believe we should change the name from "global" warming to something else if we want to have a solid chance

    • @marisaliu3236
      @marisaliu3236 5 лет назад +11

      Much Doge well I mean we have been trying to just call it climate change as global warming apparently confuses some people

    • @notpointed
      @notpointed 5 лет назад +8

      @@marisaliu3236 OMG it snowed this winter! Global warming debunked!!!!

  • @harunkuf7055
    @harunkuf7055 2 года назад +5

    I'm impressed by how long they could keep their faces straight during the orange flatening sequence.

  • @bartholomewdan
    @bartholomewdan 5 лет назад +302

    Another Map Men episode!? You do spoil us, Jay.

  • @BoraCM
    @BoraCM 5 лет назад +723

    4:56. I've only just realised they switched their voices around.

    • @klutz3955
      @klutz3955 5 лет назад +68

      Wtf I watched this video 3 times and just now I realized it

    • @cd06tgc79
      @cd06tgc79 4 года назад +4

      Same!

    • @rocktheusa
      @rocktheusa 4 года назад +7

      They what!

    • @your_fathers
      @your_fathers 4 года назад +4

      what the fuck

    • @yohan40
      @yohan40 4 года назад

      Same

  • @ChargerPlays
    @ChargerPlays 3 года назад +661

    Nobody Going To Talk About How Mark Managed To Spin That Globe So It Matched Its Original Position?

    • @JayForeman
      @JayForeman  3 года назад +460

      That wasn’t on purpose, it was a remarkable fluke

    • @gpaderx6105
      @gpaderx6105 3 года назад +66

      mygod. after finding out their voices are switched in the advert, the comments in the video, then this? Is there any hidden details that are still hiding? I think we have the best episode lol

    • @dojelnotmyrealname4018
      @dojelnotmyrealname4018 2 года назад +12

      I have a feeling that may be a design of that globe. It seems to brake suddenly when it hits that position, implying that the globe may have a mechanism that brakes it a certain angles of rotation. Still a fluke to hit the exact same one, obviously, but also a design of the globe, probably to keep it from spinning at low speeds.

    • @saulgoodmanKAZAKH
      @saulgoodmanKAZAKH 2 года назад +5

      @@JayForeman I guarantee that was on purpose.

    • @saulgoodmanKAZAKH
      @saulgoodmanKAZAKH 2 года назад +9

      0:16 0:22

  • @tabletgenesis3439
    @tabletgenesis3439 2 года назад +9

    2:25 According to this logic, I think I know the answer. The sides of the map will be more squished, and the center will be a bit bigger. But if you think about it the two sides are actually really close to each other, because the flat map is 2× stretchier than a globe, so it likes to show everything at once. The globe has many different angles to look at.

  • @stephanietanx5662
    @stephanietanx5662 5 лет назад +268

    Omg this is the one and only skillshare ad that i actually didn't skip

  • @miitokii
    @miitokii 5 лет назад +245

    3:33 the russian literally says 'zis iz bulshit' i love it

    • @maxmuller8633
      @maxmuller8633 5 лет назад +3

      They must be very angry and wanted to start a new revolution to conquer the world

    • @Azrudi
      @Azrudi 5 лет назад +2

      Haha, nice find.

    • @editsonimovie8681
      @editsonimovie8681 5 лет назад +6

      Mary no, zis iz BOOLSHEET

    • @Tclans
      @Tclans 5 лет назад +2

      Mary, Thank you for that.

    • @editsonimovie8681
      @editsonimovie8681 5 лет назад +1

      Tclans no she’s wrong, read my reply!!!!

  • @Saint-Louis-du-Ha-Ha
    @Saint-Louis-du-Ha-Ha 4 года назад +1559

    3:33 The russian letters sound like (NOT TRANSLATED) the words "zis is bulls**t"

    • @kevinkeathon254
      @kevinkeathon254 4 года назад +107

      The more i read the comment,the more i appeeciate the little details/easter eggs that they put in the video.

    • @cursedcliff7562
      @cursedcliff7562 4 года назад +30

      *laffs in slavic*

    • @kopyloffandrew
      @kopyloffandrew 4 года назад +43

      Btw it means "Russia is huge" in Russian

    • @Saint-Louis-du-Ha-Ha
      @Saint-Louis-du-Ha-Ha 4 года назад +1

      250 likes? I was once fooled by youtube into thinking my comment had 600k likes I won't fall for it again

    • @pixelraid5742
      @pixelraid5742 4 года назад

      But why use ‘iz’ ? Oh well, it’s a cool detail anyway.

  • @shocktrooper2152
    @shocktrooper2152 2 года назад +3

    I genuinely just searched for this video for the advert alone.... Jay and Mark are truly genius.

  • @Jacob-yg7lz
    @Jacob-yg7lz 3 года назад +1014

    Slight correction: A straight line on a Mercator map isn't a straight line on the earth, Mercator's advantage is that the angles are preserved at any given point. For example, two lines meeting at a 30 degree angle IRL would be at a 30 degree angle on Mercator. This only works at points though, if you draw a line on a globe and project it onto a Mercator it will be curved.

    • @Anonymous-df8it
      @Anonymous-df8it 3 года назад +7

      Stereographic projection is also angle preserving. Why don't we use that?

    • @Jacob-yg7lz
      @Jacob-yg7lz 3 года назад +59

      @@Anonymous-df8it Because it's even worse. Not only does it distort shape massively, but it literally can't show the whole surface of the earth

    • @Anonymous-df8it
      @Anonymous-df8it 3 года назад +8

      @@Jacob-yg7lz The same problem occurs in Mercator. The north and south poles are at infinity, so we just chop them off! Why can't we do that in stereographic projection?

    • @Jacob-yg7lz
      @Jacob-yg7lz 3 года назад +24

      ​@@Anonymous-df8it Because the map literally becomes way too big if you include anything at above/below a certain line of longitude. Seriously, look up stareoscopic projections, you won't see any that don't have entire continents cut in half.

    • @Anonymous-df8it
      @Anonymous-df8it 3 года назад +2

      @@Jacob-yg7lz You mean latitude. And, in the Mercator projection, you're not going to find one that doesn't have the poles chopped off (and everything above 85 degrees latitude, I think!)

  • @nkrat1093
    @nkrat1093 5 лет назад +363

    3:05 "steam locomotives not wearing any clothes"
    Ah yes, I see you're a man of culture.

  • @arnoplaetinck
    @arnoplaetinck 5 лет назад +365

    "First of all 'Arno' is a stupid name."
    *sighs knowing it's true*

    • @Kyrelel
      @Kyrelel 5 лет назад +48

      Darling, have you thought of a name for the baby yet?
      Arr .. no
      Arno it is then
      BTW, do you have siblings called Huh, What and Sayagen ?

    • @SovietReunionYT
      @SovietReunionYT 5 лет назад +7

      Sounds like a cool name to me.

    • @chima6291
      @chima6291 5 лет назад +6

      arnold schwarzenegger must have had a difficult time when he moved to USA

    • @kdpak
      @kdpak 5 лет назад

      F

    • @notpointed
      @notpointed 5 лет назад +5

      Oh it's way less stupid in Germany. Move here! We have free university!

  • @barbarakiewe2870
    @barbarakiewe2870 2 года назад +42

    4:30 Aside from the visual starkness of missing pieces, the Interrupted Projection map seems to be an ingenious solution to the Mercator distortion. I wouldn't want to use this map for navigation, but for the purpose of teaching us about the world around us, I applaud the concept.

    • @Urmum18169
      @Urmum18169 Год назад

      Oh I wish I wish someone makes a map connecting the missing pieces before feeding their fish 💀💀💀

    • @timsonins
      @timsonins Год назад +4

      ​@@Urmum18169if you connect the pieces, you get a globe

    • @goldenspade5993
      @goldenspade5993 6 месяцев назад

      I think the Goode Homolosine is a nice map to get the best of both worlds!

    • @abarette_
      @abarette_ 5 месяцев назад

      honestly you could stretch it and it would still be better than M*rcator

  • @DanThePropMan
    @DanThePropMan 5 лет назад +176

    I'm really enjoying witnessing the Map Men's slow descent into madness in real time.

  • @charliebartman2884
    @charliebartman2884 5 лет назад +130

    That ad at the end should be the official one for SkillShare, it’s great.

  • @BlameDavid
    @BlameDavid 5 лет назад +573

    2:58 the comment hinting at 3:21

    • @theowleyes07
      @theowleyes07 5 лет назад +38

      Mapmenception

    • @MrCheeze
      @MrCheeze 4 года назад +7

      Do I hate Mars bars

    • @igirisudoitsu2830
      @igirisudoitsu2830 4 года назад +1

      @@MrCheeze Nice IHE reference there

    • @pwnmeisterage
      @pwnmeisterage 3 года назад

      Jay says size matters. Mark says size doesn't matter, it's how you use it.
      They were arguing about maps, of course, not about the giant inflatable penis.

  • @rnaval6000official
    @rnaval6000official 2 года назад +2

    0:47 Mark: STOP BEING ROUND START BEING FLAT
    Jay:

  • @yuvvrajkperson
    @yuvvrajkperson 4 года назад +168

    3:05 "Naked trains" "Trains with their clothes off" "steam locomotives not wearing any clothes" "choo choo trains in the nip" lol

    • @WildBluntHickok
      @WildBluntHickok 4 года назад +14

      Can you imagine how weird it would be to see trains with their clothes ON?

    • @glynwelshkarelian3489
      @glynwelshkarelian3489 3 года назад +1

      2:58 I thought the name Trollface Twatbag in the comments was even funnier.

    • @MrBobSter82
      @MrBobSter82 7 месяцев назад

      Very SUS

  • @jadenkhor
    @jadenkhor 5 лет назад +87

    first time i've seen jay break out of character. BEST EPISODE EVER.

  • @oldstoffire
    @oldstoffire 5 лет назад +216

    I had a geography teacher in high school, and we pranked him by replacing all the maps in his room with just inferior projections. He didn't notice immediately, but when he went to point at one he was like "......."

    • @Yolwoocle
      @Yolwoocle 2 года назад +6

      This is hilarious!!

    • @Anonymous-df8it
      @Anonymous-df8it 2 года назад +2

      What were the original projections and what were the replaced projections?

  • @krysisAvertedd
    @krysisAvertedd 19 дней назад +2

    Holy shit I just realized Jay's and Mark's voices are swapped in the advert, that's the most Map Men thing ever

  • @flynn659
    @flynn659 5 лет назад +184

    4:46
    This is the quality content I come to this channel for.

    • @ellipticleek6035
      @ellipticleek6035 5 лет назад

      Same

    • @gracegaskell8068
      @gracegaskell8068 5 лет назад

      I think it's my 2nd favourite part of the video - my favourite being when they both start laughing at themselves!

  • @JacobTheCroc
    @JacobTheCroc 5 лет назад +200

    -Can I say something controversial?
    -Go on.
    -So what?
    **Big gasp**

  • @navvir
    @navvir 4 года назад +59

    The fact that skillshare has not made that ad their official advertisement is mind boggling

  • @Ashtarte3D
    @Ashtarte3D 2 месяца назад

    I will forever love the chaotic energy of this series. Watching Mark smash an orange to being flat will never stop being funny.

  • @technorazor976
    @technorazor976 4 года назад +92

    2:55 Surprisingly accurate video bar

  • @simonro9168
    @simonro9168 4 года назад +41

    Love Jay’s smirk just before the closeup at 0:55

  • @gracegaskell8068
    @gracegaskell8068 5 лет назад +125

    Thanks for including the bit where you both broke character to laugh at the end, that was actually really refreshing! Best bit of the whole vid! Also, it's much appreciated when the 'ad' is entertaining in and of itself - I know I'm gonna be singing this song all week, now

  • @NoName-ik2du
    @NoName-ik2du 2 года назад +16

    When I was in school, we used the Robinson projection. Not perfect, but better than Mercator for scale. The ones where the world is broken into triangles are probably the best even if they are a bit odd. I'm sure some smart person could come up with an arrangement that looks a little more normal.

    • @HalNordmann
      @HalNordmann 2 месяца назад

      On the other hand, school-work is about all Robinson is good for - it is a jack of all trades, master of none

  • @antsinmyeyesjohnson7709
    @antsinmyeyesjohnson7709 5 лет назад +893

    3:05
    Naked trains
    Trains with their clothes off
    Steam locomotives not wearing clothes
    Choo choo trains in the nip

  • @gpaderx6105
    @gpaderx6105 4 года назад +131

    4:56 Make this the official advert song of Skillshare

  • @jimsouch8632
    @jimsouch8632 5 лет назад +40

    You know a youtuber is awesome when you've already seen a dozen other channels cover the cvideo topic yet still watch the video .

  • @AlanSpooner-h9w
    @AlanSpooner-h9w Год назад

    Always a pleasure spending the time with you boys. Thanks for the fun,

  • @PGATProductions
    @PGATProductions 4 года назад +257

    I just realised Jay’s and Mark’s voices have been swapped in the skillshare ad

    • @gpaderx6105
      @gpaderx6105 4 года назад +1

      WHAAAAAAAAA-
      tbh, REALLY??? because I think not. dunno

    • @gpaderx6105
      @gpaderx6105 4 года назад +7

      omygod, It is!!! MYGOD. I've replaying this song for freaking 20 times or more, but I hadn't notced

    • @JohnSmithShields
      @JohnSmithShields 4 года назад +6

      Mind blown.

    • @AmberO_
      @AmberO_ 3 года назад +4

      I hate myself for not noticing that

    • @gpaderx6105
      @gpaderx6105 3 года назад +8

      @@AmberO_ I hate myself, I hate my life, I want to get out of here, I wish that I could learn new skills to start a new career

  • @trollfacetwatbag2913
    @trollfacetwatbag2913 5 лет назад +175

    I don’t remember making that comment.

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 5 лет назад +2

      Pretty sure Trollface Twatbag wasn't sober at the time

  • @What_was_wrong_w_jst_our_names
    @What_was_wrong_w_jst_our_names 5 лет назад +128

    Skillshare better be paying a premium because:
    -I watched all of that ad
    -considered signing up.

    • @markcooper-jones7494
      @markcooper-jones7494 5 лет назад +4

      What would it take to turn considered into did?

    • @DrivingDrones
      @DrivingDrones 5 лет назад

      @@markcooper-jones7494 doing my bit as your eleventh sub :D

    • @What_was_wrong_w_jst_our_names
      @What_was_wrong_w_jst_our_names 5 лет назад

      @@markcooper-jones7494 They would need to merge with Udemy. I don't want to make another account. No I don't want a Dashlane account to manage both my skillshare and udemy accounts.

    • @What_was_wrong_w_jst_our_names
      @What_was_wrong_w_jst_our_names 5 лет назад +4

      @@DrivingDrones Aww frick it. I just signed up, because I wanted a course.

    • @Paul-vo4ze
      @Paul-vo4ze 5 лет назад

      I considered it as well and am going to have a look at what courses they have.. but I don't intend on signing up to anything..yet

  • @theundeniablegem
    @theundeniablegem 2 года назад +6

    my geography teacher at school was awesome and I highly suspect if this had been uploaded while I was there he would have shown this in class, shout out to Mr Barrett and all the awesome geography teachers around the not flat world

  • @migolas8222
    @migolas8222 4 года назад +51

    These ads are so good you should have an ad agency

  • @octaviews
    @octaviews 5 лет назад +130

    This is the best "Subscribe to Skillshare" request ever. You guys rock

    • @markcooper-jones7494
      @markcooper-jones7494 5 лет назад +1

      Thanks so much. If you were to sign up using the link, I'd have to say you 'rock' too! (Go on...)

  • @frankmurphy4082
    @frankmurphy4082 5 лет назад +89

    The skillshare song has made my day! I cant stop playing it! *skipping to work singing SKILLSHARE! as people stare at me*

  • @eoincampbell1584
    @eoincampbell1584 2 года назад +11

    Ok but what I never got was for classroom purposes why not warp the ocean but not the land? I think it's way more important to understand the actual size and shape of most of the land in the world than know the water, since as we've established (3:53) children (and most people really) do not need world maps for navigational purposes.

    • @desu8990
      @desu8990 2 года назад +3

      Realistically, because no one cares. You have to keep in mind, most people just can’t be bothered with a niche subject like maps. Mercator is what people are used to, so they’ll pick Mercator when given the choice.

  • @thelastcube.
    @thelastcube. 5 лет назад +101

    2 Map Men Map Men Map Map Map Men Men episodes in a span of a month?
    What did I do to deserve this?

  • @TheLaXandro
    @TheLaXandro 5 лет назад +35

    5:01 I see that singing songs one syllable off thing is paying off

  • @LQC2556
    @LQC2556 5 лет назад +208

    This makes me feel very fortunate that zooming out on Google Maps gives you a globe and not a horribly not-to-scale flat map.

    • @MattMcIrvin
      @MattMcIrvin 3 года назад +13

      They USED TO use a version of the Mercator (technically it's slightly different but that's a whole thing), and in fact I think you can still set it to do that, but technology marched on and allowed them to make it a globe.

    • @buizelmeme6288
      @buizelmeme6288 2 года назад +4

      Still waiting for the globe update on android and iOS versions tho

  • @johnnytarponds9292
    @johnnytarponds9292 2 года назад +1

    I watched the whole ad... well done!! You guys rock!

  • @justicecaparros
    @justicecaparros 4 года назад +33

    Easter eggs:
    0:55 jay was slightly smiling
    2:58 hint comment says Pen!$
    Projection! And then 3:21
    3:05 jay’s search history says
    Naked trains, trains with their clothes off, steam locomotives not wearing any clothes, Choo Choo trains in the nip
    4:55 they changed voices

    • @sapphoenixthefirebird5063
      @sapphoenixthefirebird5063 3 года назад +2

      3:33
      The Cyrillic reads "Zis iz bulshit!".

    • @Yo5463
      @Yo5463 3 года назад

      @@sapphoenixthefirebird5063 Yes! It's even in English with Cyrillic characters so even I got it

  • @aricwood869
    @aricwood869 5 лет назад +568

    “mercator projection is a bit racist”
    *angry cartography noises*
    “thats not true”
    *calming cartography noises*

    • @JasperJanssen
      @JasperJanssen 5 лет назад +28

      No, it is definitely racist. It’s just not intentionally so. As the video says.

    • @PiousMoltar
      @PiousMoltar 5 лет назад +95

      if it's not intentional, it's not racist.

    • @professionalmemeenthusiast2117
      @professionalmemeenthusiast2117 5 лет назад +41

      I don't see how inaccurate geography can be 'racist'. The size of a country has nothing to do with value of the people that live there.

    • @alexis_electronic
      @alexis_electronic 5 лет назад +9

      It didn't start off racist, but it certainly made racists very happy.

    • @klaseniusproductions7591
      @klaseniusproductions7591 5 лет назад +27

      @@alexis_electronic "Wow im a racist im so happy this map wrongly shows my country to be bigger than it really is"...ye no, no racist people thinks the mercator projection has anything to do with race, its just a map

  • @lucalapaglia3941
    @lucalapaglia3941 5 лет назад +102

    Wow the third map men in a row
    Can't wait for the return of Politics unboringed and Unfinished london
    I'm italian and I'm strangely interested in London's stuff

    • @thelastcube.
      @thelastcube. 5 лет назад +2

      Same (w/o the being Italian thing)

    • @keeganoftheheath1545
      @keeganoftheheath1545 5 лет назад

      It's the worst city in England

    • @ThAlEdison
      @ThAlEdison 5 лет назад +1

      @@keeganoftheheath1545 I've heard disparaging things about Wirral. I'm sure England has lots of bad cities if you give it the chance.

    • @keeganoftheheath1545
      @keeganoftheheath1545 5 лет назад

      @@ThAlEdison Fortunately, Im not from the Wirral and yes all English cities are awful beside the small traditional shire capitals.

    • @m.m.1301
      @m.m.1301 5 лет назад

      Fre uguale, in più io ci vivo a londra

  • @andrewsutherland133
    @andrewsutherland133 2 года назад +1

    That example with the orange is such a great example, it should be taught in geography classes

  • @megalyssa
    @megalyssa 5 лет назад +135

    1:05 damn flat earthers must be really concerned about climate change.
    WHAT HAPPENS WHEN ALL THE WATER FALLS OFF?!

    • @CyclingSteve
      @CyclingSteve 5 лет назад

      More so than global warming...

    • @gustavgnoettgen
      @gustavgnoettgen 5 лет назад +2

      And how does actually he atmosphere work? Is it upwards eternal, or an air ocean in that Antarctica bowl?

    • @michaelstanton4059
      @michaelstanton4059 5 лет назад

      My first thoughts

    • @sirsnow371
      @sirsnow371 5 лет назад +4

      Meg Alyssa Falls off? There are ice walls around the edge of the Earth. Thats why we aren’t allowed to travel to Antarctica. U have to be supervised and if u go to a certain distance u will be told to leave by military.

    • @sirsnow371
      @sirsnow371 5 лет назад

      Ramsn Sora scientist live at the depths of antartica? Why? 😂

  • @jackmcghee9220
    @jackmcghee9220 5 лет назад +83

    This whole thing from beginning to end is absolutely exceptional entertainment

  • @spudsmith
    @spudsmith 5 лет назад +17

    I love that you did each other's dubbing

  • @sealingontheceiling9120
    @sealingontheceiling9120 11 месяцев назад +1

    At 0:14 when Mark spins the Globe it stops in a very similar place to where it started (If the map men are reading this then it is possible your globe needs oiling. It is also possible it doesn't need oiling, other various possibilities include: It isn't your globe, Mark performed brief and accidental telekinesis, I'm not real and other equally possible possibilities.)