@@ChrisShafferOfficialZero people like script kiddies like you + Stay mad + Go learn how to hack + Stop using programs you found on Linkvertise and Pastebin
@@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466 he obviously brushes his teeth, thats an additional 2min Also you are slow asf if u can’t apply soap and wash ur entire body in 1-2min.
The best morning routine is something Alex Hormozi recommends "Wakeup and get straight to work-you don't need a 3 hour morning routine to feel like you want to work"
That only works if you are excited about your work. For me the morning routine is a reward for getting out of bed. It's purpose is to put me into an easier position to do my work.
@@levibrown3741I hate people but I'm excited about the money,i dont see them as customers I see them as numbers and dollar signs that makes it much easier.
What does "lubricate organs" even mean? Do they mean hydration lol? Or is water supposed to work like WD-40. If he means literally lubricating organs, our body already takes care of that- we have a thin membrane called peritoneum that surrounds, insulates, and provides lubrication to avoid friction between organs. This is like when people hype up pH water and claim it neutralizes the acidity in your bloodstream. Our body regulates our pH levels, it still goes through the stomach (high acidity levels), and drinking water definitely is not neutralizing the acidity in your bloodstream. If the acidity in your bloodstream was off, you would need more than water. pH water at best doesn't do much and at worst, apparently can cause dry skin and should be avoided by those with kidney disease
Here is the realistic morning routine of someone who has to be at work at 8 am: Turn off alarm clock at 6:15; Oversleep till 7 am; Wake up suddenly and realise I f******* up; Skip breakfast; Roll a piece of bread in paper; Brush teeth; Leave home for work; Remember I forgot to put deodorant on my way to work.
Mofo really did just leave the coffee there and didn´t take a sip for at least 30 minutes. And I am being very, very generous here. 15 minutes to shower, shave, moisturize and do breathing exercises is somewhat feasible... but I doubt it. Then the clothing... OMFG.
My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
I saw that here too... he is copying an ultra-materialistic, superficial narcissist who is either prone to hallucinations of committing mass murder... or actually does go around secretly killing people.
I love the Bateman speech. Now for his little brother. My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone
You're just not rich. You clearly don't understand how water works. It's so cold that us mere mortals can't even comprehend. If only we were on HIS level
Brett is like that one NPC in video games who only is seen on the beach surfing and trys there hardest to be cool using NPC dialogues like "Yoo Duuuuudde" or "Surfs up man" reminds me of that one surfer in spongebob
I mean, to be fair to him, I don’t know who would actually show their real morning routine in the actual morning rather than just going over it during the ‘work’ day
@@will2316 I mean, true… His “work day” is literally just sitting around at home all day and filming RUclips videos of him put his makeup on. BY THE WAY, in his whole routine, not once did he brush his teeth in that 4 hour routine
@@hectichive889bro he's youtuber and model. He doesn't use makeup he's just a good looking guy and makes good youtube video. This white guy also do the same.
im sure that morning routine would not take that long… he obviously wouldn’t do it as quick as you normally would, setting up all his cameras and recording each scene out… plus it was probably just not in the morning brother.
That is probably his strategy in getting closer to that 100k. Having minimal body hair will make it easier to expose yourself to the riches of the world! Meanwhile, having too much or an "access" of hair, will create a lumberjack that is only earning $20-30,000 a year tops chopping wood.
@@illaroxTVguy goes insane and kills loads of people but then apparently it was in his head but was it really we don’t know the end. Still a good watch
no wonder he's 'fasting' breakfast he slept through every meal. appreciate him for being honest tho cause I know those other ones arent up at 4 every day
I watched some of his other content, its actually decently harmless and he does have some actually good advice, like a starter workout routine thats nice
@@analogueapplesright like all the "lol he wakes up at 9, so lazy! wow it's probably noon by now!" in the video really missed for me. I wake up at 5:30 PM, cause i work third shift. judging people by what time they wake up is pretty arbitrary, you dk what their schedules are
Same here, going on 15 years third shift. A _lot_ of these dorky videos of morning routines ought to skip the times. I'm up at 9PM and conk out around noon, 2PM at the latest. We're way ahead of people like that who claim waking at 4AM or 8AM and claim it's "early".@@mykal4779
Gotta be one of the Best Episodes yet. Love this commentary. Think our Trust Fund Baby Surfer Boy forget to chant and play 432mhz frequency to his water before consumption.
Tried this routine. Realized really quickly how terrible Charlie is at guessing how long these things take. Literally less than 30 mins total up to the post shower face skincare routine.
I got to the shaving part and decided to do 37 passes to get myself really smooth to show off my gains. This worked out perfectly since the time I was finished with that it was already next morning and it was time to shave myself again to really show off those gains *finger guns*!
the ideal morning routine: 1. wake up 2. drank 3. sit down 4. drank 5. stand up 6. drank 7. sit down 8. drank 9. stand up 10. drank 11. sit down 12. drank 13. stand up 14. drank 15. sit down 16. drank 17. stand up 18. drank 19. sit down 20. drank
I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
Lol, love how Charlie is pretty accurate about the time. If you look at his phone at 10:04 its 1:11pm by the time hes meditating. Like a 5 hour morning routine.
would highly recommend the cold showers... what he didn't mention is it also functions as an anti-inflammatory. feel great when you're done, not while it's happening lol
Hey guys. 5 weeks into this routine. Lost my job. Crazy caffeine addiction. Still can’t decide what to wear. I’ve spent all of my savings on 6 different moisturizers and manscape razors. I put a whiteboard on my credit card and I’m missing payments. Growing my hair out tho and my bed is always made 👍
This guy sounds like he'd be great at writing english essays, the way he can stretch out words is so impressive. It's also kinda funny to hear his silly word choices.
"Access hairs" Also, what is $100k going to do for anyone? That's barely a good enough down payment on a house. This Maverick guy hasn't read a book since middle school, and he spends four hours grooming himself every day.
Certainly, his justification for elaborately expelling his lingual prowess must be to assert his claim on achieving several of these common voyeurs into _his_ cult like society. When accompanying him, to these unusual corners of the infobahn, they shall be alongside their fellow pretentious blatherskites while amongst their correlating generational type... so obnoxiously obvious, that it's "Z". 😭💀
@@Zenigundam at least he didn’t spend half his life trying to get laid on RUclips as if it were Tinder, and stalking women both in public and online like you.
pseudo-intellectuals trying to sound more intelligent by using big words no one knows. The hilarious, yet sad part is the dude probably reads a dictionary and writes a script right before he makes the video.
10:30 I like imagining an endless Groundhog Day routine of filming his morning routine to power through his to-do list, then planning tomorrow's morning routine video.
I mean tbf when ppl record videos like that they don't usually just film themselves waking up and doing all these things, im guessing he either started later in the day to get better lighting or recorded each step separatly, either way, the guy wakes up too late and has the luxury of using his time that way which is misleading.
As someone who's had to drive to work at 5am on weekends, especially over the summer (worked at a regional park), the 9am thing gave me a hearty belly laugh
I rather be waking up 5am to be going to work over waking up at 9am it always seemed counter productive to have my shift start any later than 6 or 7. Especially with retail because you are typically working 8hrs anything after starting at 8 in those jobs always felt like a colossal waste of time because you are just standing there doing nothing for the most part. Hence why mornings felt more productive for me.
@@travm5540 yeah but do consider that I live in Finland so at around 4pm it will start to get dark. so if i sleep from 5am to 3pm there is no sunlight, I would be surprised if someone can manage being mentally healthy with a lifestyle like mine in a country like this
I'll tell you the real recipe for success. No matter what you do no matter what job you're in always remember this bit of Fortune Cookie advice: always try to work to bring others up with you and around you as you succeed. It's literally that simple there's nothing else you need to remember. The beauty of it is, toxic people will always dig their own holes. If you're striving for success for you and your subordinates, then even your poor performers have no choice but to get on board because now they don't have anymore excuses. Don't reward insubordination with negativity - hold people accountable to the rules and apply them without favor or malice.
Try fitting in this shit if youre in the building and construction industry, you have to get up in a cold, wet and dark winter morning in the countryside at 7am. And you have to get up at half 6 to get to work on time 😂
Ngl, I kinda do some of this myself? I’m a PhD student, so mostly I just have to teach a class, do research, and write. So I do wake up at 9. I also go to bed VERY late because I work in Theatre and most shows wrap late. I wake up, do 10 min of meditation, make the bed, do about 30 min of my daily physical therapy, quick shower, grab coffee, and then do the clothes and makeup thing. All told, when taking my time, chillin, listing to news while stretching and putting on my makeup, takes about 1.5 hrs. I’m usually out the door by 10:45 and get to my office at 11 am. Works great for me, but my work hours are super jankity so I get it wouldn’t work for others. I also don’t really work out past my morning PT, and I meal prep on weekends so I don’t have to spend time cooking on week days. I’m usually “working” from 11-11, with some breaks for food. Go to be at 1 am usually. Weekends are for cleaning, cooking, and relaxing.
IDG why I am not seeing this comment much. His "to do list" for the day is to make that video and between advertising revenue streams it will easily make him $$$. I assumed that was the joke and the whole routine was designed to be satire especially with the secret water, the constant attention to how shirtless he is, the Wim Hoff dick suck, the pop psychology tricks for productivity, etc.
Id just like to add, I’m working on becoming a journeyman plumber. I’m really fucking good at my job, so I’ll pretty much be guaranteed $50-$70/hr. My morning routine is, and will not change, letting my alarm ring 6 times (after snoozing each time), getting up, hastily getting dressed, and showing up to work barely on time. No food, no coffee, just suck. I hate the mornings lol.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Wake up, toss gremlin out window, fix bed, cold shower, make coffee, open door to allow gremlin inside, breathing exercises, skip breakfast, make $100,000
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My morning routine: wake up, take a shit, get out of bed.
This comment made me laugh :)
Wait do you get up first or shit in bed
all in order
Wake up, pee, take a shit, get a drink, eat breakfast, get out of bed
The full routine for that grind 🔥
A classic
Tried this for 7 days. Lost $100,000 after being fired for my job. Wife took the kids and my house is condemned. Worked out great!
Sounds like a country song. What happened to the dog?
I ate it@@rosiered3403
The dog was adopted by their crazy neighbor
They were tying you down
So basically you also saved 100k by not having a wife and kids, and no mortage on the house!
Quickest way to get rich
Step 1: wake up rich
Get born rich
@@deloschnuk1072 Alternative step: Wake up being extremely hot.
Be a nepo baby
10:04 into the vid, you can see its already 1:11 on his phone and the entire morning has gone passed by 😂
My man! Why isnt this top comment XD
This is actually hilarious 🤣
Good find
Haha I just realized that!!!
yeah but he's filming , im sure in a normal day it doesnt take this long
When you consider that the routine is basically just convoluted manscaped ad, it really is the morning routine to make 100k.
Yea, this is how he makes 100k, promoting skin/health products.
Zero people asked + My content is far superior in every way so get over it.
@@ChrisShafferOfficial nope
@@ChrisShafferOfficialZero people like script kiddies like you + Stay mad + Go learn how to hack + Stop using programs you found on Linkvertise and Pastebin
@@ChrisShafferOfficial Zero people asked
Bro spends his whole day getting ready for his day 😂
@@SoloLEVELRmy guy has 3rd degree burns on his tongue and still stinks because he didn't properly shower.
@@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466 he obviously brushes his teeth, thats an additional 2min
Also you are slow asf if u can’t apply soap and wash ur entire body in 1-2min.
@@SoloLEVELR1-2 minute cold shower? Lmao at that point you’re not using shampoo or soap or even drying yourself.
@@fermatslasttheorem6298um ackhyually moment
@@SoloLEVELR Lil bro has never taken a shower in his life lmao, also 1 min applying all facial creams?
I lost it when the whiteboard showed the whole planning for the day being two lines “film video” “plan next video” 😂
I LITERALLY STARTED CRYING LAUGHING there’s only two things on his to-do list!!!! Mine always has like 40 things 😫😫😫
to do list
- do things
I fuckin lost it when he drank the tap water 😂😂😂
@@lenathegawdxd766 I mean i also drink tap water , i drink alot of watter , can t have like 100 liters of it around in my house
The best morning routine is something Alex Hormozi recommends
"Wakeup and get straight to work-you don't need a 3 hour morning routine to feel like you want to work"
That only works if you are excited about your work. For me the morning routine is a reward for getting out of bed. It's purpose is to put me into an easier position to do my work.
another scammers
@@levibrown3741I hate people but I'm excited about the money,i dont see them as customers I see them as numbers and dollar signs that makes it much easier.
Tried this routine for a week and I got 700k!
This guy maths
My farts are better than Charlie's farts
GAD Dang it, I need to breath harder then
What's even funnier about your comment is this video was posted 5 minutes ago and so was your comment☠️
Don't listen to this guy, this is an absolute SCAM.
I tried this routine for a week and only got a measly half of that/$350k
"Lubricates your organs" tell me you know absolutely nothing about physiology without telling me
“Lubricates your organs” I cringed so fucking hard
like what does that even mean 😭
Bro doesn’t know he has a digestive tract, thinks it all just dumps into his body cavity and wets his internal organs like rain
What does "lubricate organs" even mean? Do they mean hydration lol? Or is water supposed to work like WD-40. If he means literally lubricating organs, our body already takes care of that- we have a thin membrane called peritoneum that surrounds, insulates, and provides lubrication to avoid friction between organs.
This is like when people hype up pH water and claim it neutralizes the acidity in your bloodstream. Our body regulates our pH levels, it still goes through the stomach (high acidity levels), and drinking water definitely is not neutralizing the acidity in your bloodstream. If the acidity in your bloodstream was off, you would need more than water. pH water at best doesn't do much and at worst, apparently can cause dry skin and should be avoided by those with kidney disease
I thought it was jerkin it
Moring routine = avoid working as much as possible
Here is the realistic morning routine of someone who has to be at work at 8 am:
Turn off alarm clock at 6:15;
Oversleep till 7 am;
Wake up suddenly and realise I f******* up;
Skip breakfast;
Roll a piece of bread in paper;
Brush teeth;
Leave home for work;
Remember I forgot to put deodorant on my way to work.
Now that's a routine I can relate to.
I love how he makes his coffee, then goes for a shower, shaves, meditates and more and then drinks it. Brother that coffee is colder than steve austin
Who has time to do that shit lol I gotta wake up get shit around the house done then go to work come home make dinner shower go to bed
Why do you have an 8 hour commute to work? @@ddyang9172
The coffee maker has a hotplate to keep it warm. It does burn the coffee and ruin the flavor if you leave it on too long though.
Mofo really did just leave the coffee there and didn´t take a sip for at least 30 minutes. And I am being very, very generous here.
15 minutes to shower, shave, moisturize and do breathing exercises is somewhat feasible... but I doubt it. Then the clothing... OMFG.
THIS bothered me the most omg imma drink my coffee right after making it
My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
I saw that here too... he is copying an ultra-materialistic, superficial narcissist who is either prone to hallucinations of committing mass murder... or actually does go around secretly killing people.
I love the Bateman speech. Now for his little brother.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone
Let's see Paul Allen's morning routine
Came here to leave this comment. Glad it's here already 😂😂😂
@One_Eleven111 Eating eggs with a subtle off white coloring. My god, he even has a water bottle…
I just realized, there's steam coming from his "ice cold shower"
You're just not rich. You clearly don't understand how water works. It's so cold that us mere mortals can't even comprehend. If only we were on HIS level
Brett is like that one NPC in video games who only is seen on the beach surfing and trys there hardest to be cool using NPC dialogues like "Yoo Duuuuudde" or "Surfs up man" reminds me of that one surfer in spongebob
He’s basically Larry from SpongeBob. Or ken from the Barbie movie 😂
@@lenathegawdxd766 don't compare this guy to ken he is a treasure
When he brings his phone up talking about the meditation, his phone says 1:11pm. A 4 hour morning routine is crazy
I mean, to be fair to him, I don’t know who would actually show their real morning routine in the actual morning rather than just going over it during the ‘work’ day
@@will2316 I mean, true… His “work day” is literally just sitting around at home all day and filming RUclips videos of him put his makeup on. BY THE WAY, in his whole routine, not once did he brush his teeth in that 4 hour routine
@@hectichive889 that I guess is the realist thinng in his video. 😂
@@hectichive889bro he's youtuber and model. He doesn't use makeup he's just a good looking guy and makes good youtube video. This white guy also do the same.
im sure that morning routine would not take that long… he obviously wouldn’t do it as quick as you normally would, setting up all his cameras and recording each scene out… plus it was probably just not in the morning brother.
I'm fully oxygenized and internally lubricated and ready to hustle
😂
But it's now 11PM - time for bed. Try again tomorrow.
4:40 "Get ride of all that access hair" Access? Access where?
😂😂😂 i know right wtf
No no, it’s axis hair. Dude’s operating on an entirely different plane of existence.
He means " shaving my buthole"
That is probably his strategy in getting closer to that 100k. Having minimal body hair will make it easier to expose yourself to the riches of the world!
Meanwhile, having too much or an "access" of hair, will create a lumberjack that is only earning $20-30,000 a year tops chopping wood.
It's excessive hair. Access is for accessibility. Please tell me you know this.
I think his watch at 10:16 actually said it was 2pm😂
Nothing still beats the morning routine sequence in American Psycho
Tbh almost 25 years later and I still don't really know what's going on in that film
@@illaroxTVguy goes insane and kills loads of people but then apparently it was in his head but was it really we don’t know the end. Still a good watch
I've seen some of the morning routine videos that give off big American Psycho vibes. I always think to myself: "they missed the point of the movie."
Agreed ,it always made me use all my sister's moisturizers and cremes
@@illaroxTV You have to have really high intelligence in order to understand American Psycho you see. ☝️🤓
Charlie not pointing out that this is clearly just an ad is either innocence or mercy on his part.
It's because he was also sponsored by manscaped
Clearly showing mercy, that to do list looked more impossible to accomplish than the person who invented the hadron collider.
its because he is sponsored by manscaped
@@wormgaming3807 that doesn't mean you can't criticize someone's manscape ad lol
Being an ad is kind of irrelevant here
Tried this and made my first $100,000 in debt 😊. It works.
Lol, the morning of an average med student. 😂
bro i actually followed him for awhile, his men glow up tips are actually pretty helpful
What makes his morning routine unique is the fact that it mostly takes place in the afternoon.
😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
no wonder he's 'fasting' breakfast he slept through every meal. appreciate him for being honest tho cause I know those other ones arent up at 4 every day
This video is a giant ad for multiple brands
Yea I was thinking that too, product placements n shit
I see you found out how he makes $100,000!
💡
😲
He wasn't sponsored by any of them
@@Bobbbi no not Charlie the other dude
@@dontfollowdajjal246 I'm not talking about Charlie
Missed this series so much
I watched some of his other content, its actually decently harmless and he does have some actually good advice, like a starter workout routine thats nice
"Lubricating the internal organs" 😂😂
I think the dude just watched Pirates of the Caribbean 1 when he drinks the wine/ale lol
😳
god i hate imagining it. thanks man, now i cant sleep!
Like a car with an oil change 😂
sounds sexual
Most people work a 9-5 job
This guy: "wake up at 9am"
So many of these gurus on tube its crazy. Maybe they are NPCs giving ppl false hope.
It is better not to mention the time at all, because it is irrelevant. Everyone can do as they please.
@@analogueapplesright like all the "lol he wakes up at 9, so lazy! wow it's probably noon by now!" in the video really missed for me. I wake up at 5:30 PM, cause i work third shift. judging people by what time they wake up is pretty arbitrary, you dk what their schedules are
I wish I didn't have to be at work until 9am.
Same here, going on 15 years third shift. A _lot_ of these dorky videos of morning routines ought to skip the times. I'm up at 9PM and conk out around noon, 2PM at the latest. We're way ahead of people like that who claim waking at 4AM or 8AM and claim it's "early".@@mykal4779
Charlie is so aware and considerate of less fortunate people and gives a realistic pov,I love it ❤
Skipping over the gains is a alpha move Ty Charlie
If my dad gave me 100k I’d be able to get up at 9AM too.
You dont need 100k, welfare will do that for you too
@TjallieBrrr Ooh a good old welfare joke. So smart.
He definitely is a trust fund kid
@@kayalexandra6386 lmao i actually wasnt joking, i did that when i was on welfare and made the connection😂
If you add 100 situps, 100 pushups, 100 squats, and a 10 km run to this routine you become One Punch Man
Don't forget to turn off the AC and have a banana in the morning.
I do it. Other than the 10 km run which I do way less. Believe me it does nothing.
@@11001xeveryone knows it does nothing 😂
Or you could be... Solo Leveling.
@@11001x Man, you might not be Saitama but 100 of each a day most definitely not "do nothing"
Gotta be one of the Best Episodes yet. Love this commentary. Think our Trust Fund Baby Surfer Boy forget to chant and play 432mhz frequency to his water before consumption.
Started shaving my chest every morning after watching this & wow i cant believe I've been missing this key element to success for so long
Tried this routine. Woke up at 9. Got fired from my job. Thanks Brett maverick
Yea me too except I got a detention.
Tried this routine. Realized really quickly how terrible Charlie is at guessing how long these things take. Literally less than 30 mins total up to the post shower face skincare routine.
Escaping the matrix
@@braindead2828 how about you escape your room and try your hand at finding a woman
@blap8791 too busy trying his hand at using his hand
We need to see Charlie's morning routine
My farts are better than Charlie's farts
That profile pic is… 🤌
My mum is better than Charlie's mum
I need to compare it to asmongolds
Charlie probably wakes up like Wallace and gromit
I got to the shaving part and decided to do 37 passes to get myself really smooth to show off my gains. This worked out perfectly since the time I was finished with that it was already next morning and it was time to shave myself again to really show off those gains *finger guns*!
I feel like the routine parody that moist did at the beginning brung me back to the infomercial videos he did
Here's my morning routine in case you're interested.
Step 1: Secure the keys.
Step 2: Ascend from darkness.
Step 3: Rain fire.
Step 4: Unleash the horde.
Step 5: Skewer the Winged Beast.
Step 6: Wield a Fist of Iron.
Step 7: Raise hell.
Step 8: Freedom!
Step 9: Repeat tomorrow.
Lmao , was not expecting a Black Ops reference
I got to step 8... but I was the guy driving the truck...
I don't think you're taking your upcoming badminton tournament seriously dude
@@Iamkeevbro these are the steps from the BO1 campaign mission in Vorkuta, the fuck you on about
@@specttrreits from the black ops 1 Campaign mission “vorkuta” ?? Nothing to do with zombies
the ideal morning routine:
1. wake up
2. drank
3. sit down
4. drank
5. stand up
6. drank
7. sit down
8. drank
9. stand up
10. drank
11. sit down
12. drank
13. stand up
14. drank
15. sit down
16. drank
17. stand up
18. drank
19. sit down
20. drank
21. Pass out
22. Drank
Why you baby sipping only 2 or 3 shots?
I wave a few bottles and I watch em all flock
ima show u how to turn it up a notch
get a pool full of liquor and you dive in
Thanks for the morning routine man
I like Cody Ko's take on this morning routine.
Tried this for 1 hour and I amassed 70K already.
Bruh teach me your secrets
@@bzyspecial keep grinding, no excuses 👌🗿
Only 5 more hours to finish the routine king 🙏🙏🙏
did you already write a book like how all of the rich people do?
This SCREAMS American Psycho.
Don’t forget Bateman was a loser
@@YourMom_._.he was? I guess being a loser is more about mentality rather than anything else
Why isn't it possible?
XD
My morning routine: Wake up, make my bed, take a nap.
the Patrick Bateman routine is actually crazy
Props for the cameraman waiting all night for Brett Maverick to wake up at 9am.
He lives a rough life......
Hahahahahahahaha
And following Brett Maverick for his 14hr prep routine
😂😂😂😂
He didn't brush his teeth
Lol😅
puts all those breathing exercises in a whole new light
@@user-ke3li4yr7r😂
Then you don’t either otherwise you won’t make 100K
I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
😂😂 good luck with the business card
Lol, love how Charlie is pretty accurate about the time. If you look at his phone at 10:04 its 1:11pm by the time hes meditating. Like a 5 hour morning routine.
Instructions wasn’t clear I’m in debt and the IRS are after me
Edit: Mother get the camera, I'm famous with all these likes.
on the plus side, if you failed to make $100,000 your tax bill should be pretty low
@@indoor_vapinginstructions unclear. Didn't make 100,000k but irs thinks I did. Send help
The instructions didn't mention I have to pay taxes!
just follow the damn instruction CJ!
Didn’t wake up at 9 huh
Man spends all day prepping for the day.
would highly recommend the cold showers... what he didn't mention is it also functions as an anti-inflammatory. feel great when you're done, not while it's happening lol
i never said this before but i just noticed that you have really good DSL
I wonder if Charlie knows how many meals I've eaten with him
no he doesn't
@@tennohono *he does*
@@Raviel_lvansia nope he doesn't
@@tennohono *_he does_*
*but he does…*
Hey guys. 5 weeks into this routine. Lost my job. Crazy caffeine addiction. Still can’t decide what to wear. I’ve spent all of my savings on 6 different moisturizers and manscape razors. I put a whiteboard on my credit card and I’m missing payments. Growing my hair out tho and my bed is always made 👍
Keep it up bro! I’m right there with you on the long hair and clean bed. Also noticed that my wiener is getting smaller from these cold showers! 👍
@@nateskate11I was in the POOL... I WAS IN THE POOOLLL!
I see what the problem is: I think you are not supposed to brush your teeth. Maybe it will work.
This format of video is a welcome surprise in 2024.
I love the 2 things on the to do list. thats my life.
My morning routine is usually “wake up at noon and wallow in self hatred” so that’s probably why I’m not a millionaire yet
Well, you are not but other wealthy individuals do the same and have millions. xS
Worry not... You're not alone bud.
Sigh....
Dw I don't even wake up late and I still wallow in self hatred. We all hate down here.
Man this hits too close to home
One of Us
10:28 This guy made his coffee at the beginning and drank it 2-3 hours later! 😂
The cold coffee raises the testosterone 💪
@@trevst1473 it raise the urge to poop
It's a cold shower for your insides
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you guys in the comments at kiiiilling me haha!
"Lubricate the organs"?! What the hell does that even mean? This guy takes the whole "get up in my guts daddy" thing really serious.
dude killing it
This guy sounds like he'd be great at writing english essays, the way he can stretch out words is so impressive. It's also kinda funny to hear his silly word choices.
"Access hairs"
Also, what is $100k going to do for anyone? That's barely a good enough down payment on a house. This Maverick guy hasn't read a book since middle school, and he spends four hours grooming himself every day.
Certainly, his justification for elaborately expelling his lingual prowess must be to assert his claim on achieving several of these common voyeurs into _his_ cult like society. When accompanying him, to these unusual corners of the infobahn, they shall be alongside their fellow pretentious blatherskites while amongst their correlating generational type... so obnoxiously obvious, that it's "Z". 😭💀
@@Zenigundamnot the only thing he’s grooming
@@Zenigundam at least he didn’t spend half his life trying to get laid on RUclips as if it were Tinder, and stalking women both in public and online like you.
pseudo-intellectuals trying to sound more intelligent by using big words no one knows. The hilarious, yet sad part is the dude probably reads a dictionary and writes a script right before he makes the video.
my morning routine :
- wake up too early
- suffer
- count to 100
- fall back asleep
- get up way later than expected
- suffer
My morning routine:
- wake up early
- go back to sleep because its too early to wake up
You forgot to put masturbate between suffer and count to 100
10:30 I like imagining an endless Groundhog Day routine of filming his morning routine to power through his to-do list, then planning tomorrow's morning routine video.
10:28 notification sound got me ngl
4:43 he said access instead of excess
4:42 “to get rid of all that ACCESS HAIR” 🗿
what is he accessing with the hair??
Thought I was losing it when Charlie the wordsmith had nothing to say there
The only hair this guy has is his zoomer haircut
@@DfRaid It's not a bad haircut so I don't really see the problem. That hairstyle has existed for decades.
@@pacman6007It's probably just this guy's accent (californian?)
almost 11pm 🤣🤣 funny freudian slip, unless I completely misunderstand this wicked am/pm system
the power move at the mirror got me.😂
You can see on his phone when he starts meditating its 1:11PM LMAO
looool
I mean tbf when ppl record videos like that they don't usually just film themselves waking up and doing all these things, im guessing he either started later in the day to get better lighting or recorded each step separatly, either way, the guy wakes up too late and has the luxury of using his time that way which is misleading.
because if it were actually morning when he did it, it would be dark? and maybe he might be a little tired who knowa
@@milz59It would not be dark at 9 AM lol
yeah ig you could be right however he most likely doesnt have the energy to film a video right once he wakes up @@cuck8180
As someone who's had to drive to work at 5am on weekends, especially over the summer (worked at a regional park), the 9am thing gave me a hearty belly laugh
i work at 5am every morning lol
i go to sleep at 5am (its horrible actually)
I rather be waking up 5am to be going to work over waking up at 9am it always seemed counter productive to have my shift start any later than 6 or 7. Especially with retail because you are typically working 8hrs anything after starting at 8 in those jobs always felt like a colossal waste of time because you are just standing there doing nothing for the most part. Hence why mornings felt more productive for me.
@@forg-du5drif you’re not doing it to yourself. 5am could just be the way your body works.
@@travm5540 yeah but do consider that I live in Finland so at around 4pm it will start to get dark. so if i sleep from 5am to 3pm there is no sunlight, I would be surprised if someone can manage being mentally healthy with a lifestyle like mine in a country like this
I'll tell you the real recipe for success. No matter what you do no matter what job you're in always remember this bit of Fortune Cookie advice: always try to work to bring others up with you and around you as you succeed. It's literally that simple there's nothing else you need to remember. The beauty of it is, toxic people will always dig their own holes. If you're striving for success for you and your subordinates, then even your poor performers have no choice but to get on board because now they don't have anymore excuses. Don't reward insubordination with negativity - hold people accountable to the rules and apply them without favor or malice.
I may have missed something but are steps 2-4
Make coffee to wake up
Drip water to wake up
Cold shower to wake up
Charlie should make a parody of what his morning routine looks like. Hearing him go through it in voice over sounds hilarious to me.
Totally haha!
It could feel pretty nostalgic for his early content, just with about 7 fewer mentions of nipples.
@@AvruthlelbhTHE NUT SLICER 2000
8:00 I thought he was giving birth
fucking underrated
If not for the title of his video, this video has many good advices and is a good 'ideal' routine
Try fitting in this shit if youre in the building and construction industry, you have to get up in a cold, wet and dark winter morning in the countryside at 7am. And you have to get up at half 6 to get to work on time 😂
From what I've heard, the health differences between cold and warm showers are so insignificant, it doesn't matter what temperature you decide
In the end, you're still washing dirt off. It's not like "warm water now cold" is gonna unlock immortality.
Taking cold showers = 100k a year
I wake up around 630am. Brush my teeth. Drink some water. Drink coffee and then take a HUGE SHIT.
Made my first 2 Milly with that one
All I got from cold showers is shrinkage. Where's my $100k to make that worthwhile?
i mean, ive heard that cold showers are mostly a psychological thing; by learning to deal with the cold, you can deal with things better irl
The guy looks like Prince Charming from Shrek 💀
Haha! Omg
“Not now kitten whiskers…”
Ngl, I kinda do some of this myself? I’m a PhD student, so mostly I just have to teach a class, do research, and write. So I do wake up at 9. I also go to bed VERY late because I work in Theatre and most shows wrap late. I wake up, do 10 min of meditation, make the bed, do about 30 min of my daily physical therapy, quick shower, grab coffee, and then do the clothes and makeup thing. All told, when taking my time, chillin, listing to news while stretching and putting on my makeup, takes about 1.5 hrs. I’m usually out the door by 10:45 and get to my office at 11 am. Works great for me, but my work hours are super jankity so I get it wouldn’t work for others. I also don’t really work out past my morning PT, and I meal prep on weekends so I don’t have to spend time cooking on week days. I’m usually “working” from 11-11, with some breaks for food. Go to be at 1 am usually. Weekends are for cleaning, cooking, and relaxing.
A C C E S S H A I R
All those companies that he talked about probably made him that $100k
IDG why I am not seeing this comment much. His "to do list" for the day is to make that video and between advertising revenue streams it will easily make him $$$. I assumed that was the joke and the whole routine was designed to be satire especially with the secret water, the constant attention to how shirtless he is, the Wim Hoff dick suck, the pop psychology tricks for productivity, etc.
@@psyentific its not that serious💀
@@psyentific 🤮🤮🤮🤮
Having my breakfast with Charlie everyday is part of my morning routine and it will def be the secret behind my success
real asl
I've never read a comment that speaks to me as much as this one
What's his address?
"Access hair" fucking actual smooth brain
I think I speak for everyone here when I say Charlie we need a moist morning routine video
Id just like to add, I’m working on becoming a journeyman plumber. I’m really fucking good at my job, so I’ll pretty much be guaranteed $50-$70/hr. My morning routine is, and will not change, letting my alarm ring 6 times (after snoozing each time), getting up, hastily getting dressed, and showing up to work barely on time. No food, no coffee, just suck. I hate the mornings lol.
That's the morning routine of a champion. Nothing preps you for a productive day like the sudden realization that you're going to be late.
man u are really earning good
I'm proud of you and hope you earn the money😊
Where are you a plumber earning that wage on average? Best plumber I’ve ever seen was on $45
Keep it up bro
@@MrWolf-ln1ginyc prolly
Charlie’s routine is 16 hours of existing, then 8 hours of recharging.
Crazy
I’m watching this in bed at 9 am. I feel like I’m right on track!
This is basically my day anyways. Including the being productive part late into the day. I have a factory job. I'm chillin
Morning routine gurus: “wake up at 4am”
People who work nights: “bro, I go to bed at 4 am”
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
What
You beating Jon jones if he tries to fight you?
Bro did not understand the copypasta
I can’t tell if this is satire
Jojoooo lets gooo
that to do list is crazzzzzzzy
penguinz roasting is what I needed daily to keep my sanity in check
How am i supposed to make my bed in the morning, when there's a small gremlin holding my sheets hostage
Wake up, toss gremlin out window, fix bed, cold shower, make coffee, open door to allow gremlin inside, breathing exercises, skip breakfast, make $100,000
Gremlin sounds like a cat
I love how he finds these through and shouts out Cody Ko
yeah it’s good because they bounce off of each other
@@DaZsCentralpause
@@equzia7524 resume
Thought you were gonna crap on the bed making thing, but it does make sense. It gets you motivated to do more.
When are we getting charlie's morning routine