...well... there are surgeries where they break your legs and and add titanium rods to lengthen your femurs... but it is very painful, risky and a real annoyance whenever you need to go through a metal detector or near anything magnetic. Which also happens more often than you would initially think.
Be careful with the adding an inch thing. I asked the DMV to change my height, and the guy said you get 4 inch wiggle room. So if you have it more than 4 inches taller than you really are, it’s actually illegal
IF YOU ARE UNDER 20 AND WANT TO GROW TALLER, sprinting can cause the production of the growth hormone, so if you sprint full speed for ~10 seconds, pause for a bit, and repeat for an hour or two day you have a good chance of growing a few inches before you stop growing.
10 seconds is wayy too small. Practice endurance along with it, do 1 minute sprints and then a 5 minute jog, repeat the set a few times to your liking and your growth can increase but so will your health and stamina. Make sure to warm up by walking and stretching too: sprints without warm ups can cause horrible muscle stiffness and soreness after.
The Secret that no one knows is that Lud don't want to be tall and is happy being short because He wants God damn Content and he gets it from being short easy/secret W for Lud.
Says a lot about your system that you can do that where I’m from they check our height before it gets on our license or passport or other stuff like that
I don't know if the calculator is wrong, but 5'12'' is 182 cm. That is definitely not short wtf. It's above average in the US. It would even be average in The Netherlands, known for having tall people. 6 foot is such an unrealistic imaginary barrier for Americans.
“And just to prove it, here’s me next to an unconventionally large thing that is way larger than usual so you can’t have an actual point of reference for my size”
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The DMV guy when he sees a 5'2 guy applying for 6'4
😂😂😂😂
It's a Really really tall door
I’m from canada , I find it so weird that you guys tell them your height , we get measured
@@anonymousbrowsing2909 we get measured too, we just grow a lot that day
Bruh i accidentally put down 185 instead of 175. Said I'm 6/6'1 when I'm really 5'8-9
20 years later:
He is 7’11 tall
No bro he is 7’12 tall
40 years later:
He’s 9’11💀
@@leorope1263 NAHHH
I get the joke but technically he’d be 6’7”
@@leorope1263💥
Lud and Cr1tikal have a thing in common: they are both 6'9 giants who shouldnt be underestimated
6 - 0.3?
LOL
Those are two separate measurements
This guy obviously failed school and is here commenting on every video ever
6'9 huh, nice 👍
20 years later he walks in with heels and a big ass afro
30 years later stilts and Marge Simpson hair
Short kings like us need to stick toghether
@@cope3555or make a tower
@@Dumb_Killjoy 💀😭
40 years later ludwig walks in but in an unsuspectingly tall trench coat
"no sir im not 6 feet tall, im 5'12."
Is this patched?
@@skip1722 in a few eons.
@@skip1722unfortunately yes
LOL
Leave it to the tax fugitive to illegally increase his height
Haven’t seen anything about that in so long
Ludwig is America's number one anti-criminal
Why you got a Canada coin?
@@envitaly 😶
Don’t forget he illegally operated heavy machinery without a license!
Ludwig’s the type of guy to 5’12 in stead of 6 feet
5'12" is an actual height tho
@@diamonshade7484no it’s not. 12 inches is a foot
@@diamonshade74841w inches is a foot, learn math
@@diamonshade7484and 5’12 is not a height
@@diamonshade7484 no croissants are made with wood bruh idk where u got that butter from tho
Homie said I’m 5’12 😂
Literally the first thing I thought 🤣
Really really tall door
My Grandfathers government military ID says 5’12” gov ain’t that smart either (given it was Vietnam war)
Frrr
It's an inside joke based off an old vid
U need that one Asian guy to find out your height
We need that one asian guy who measures people
Yeah
Yes
@shanefanx
lmao when i went for my liscense i said im 6 foot and the lady goes your obviously 5’11”
I always tell them I'm 5ft15
Did you argue
@@darthjarjar2742what a quirky funny goofy goober of a man you are
I told the dmv lady 5'10 and she put 5'11 lmao
@HoodClassic69 😂
"I'm 5'12"
*-6ft has left the chat*
Exactly he is 6ft tall and thinks he is short
Facts
Searching for this comment
Should've said "I'm 72 inches"
@@NAMEISR0CKYhe is
how to grow taller: cope that you're short and live with it because you're screwed.
We should all know Lud cant cope
...well... there are surgeries where they break your legs and and add titanium rods to lengthen your femurs... but it is very painful, risky and a real annoyance whenever you need to go through a metal detector or near anything magnetic. Which also happens more often than you would initially think.
@@VixeyTeh this sounds like personal experience
@@VixeyTeh they dont put rods in your legs. They screw a frame into your broken legs and the bones are slowly pulled apart as they heal the bone gap
🤓
The DMV guy when he sees a 2'3 1/2 guy applying for 6'4
E
Nahh we need that shane/asian guy😂 but seriously we need him to this vid🙏
Cops pulling over Ludwig
"Alright kid who license did you seal"
When a cop pulls you over and your license says 8'4, that's gonna be one hell of an explanation
just have to say you forgot to stretch your spine
Luds gonna land himself in jail over this.
Ludwig is the kind of guy to say don’t put a fork in toaster, use a spoon.
Summon the Chinese guy to check ur actual hight
Fr
I'm actually 6"2 and I have to look down to talk to Ludwig.
I'm actually 6"3 and i've never seen ludwig
Him puffing up his hair when he talks about it is the most Ludwig thing I've seen all year
Be careful with the adding an inch thing. I asked the DMV to change my height, and the guy said you get 4 inch wiggle room. So if you have it more than 4 inches taller than you really are, it’s actually illegal
"How tall are you sir?"
"Nine feet."
wheres that guy who finds everyones real height
ludwig truly is one of the streamers ever
This dude really just said he is short at 5'12
Reddit really trolled him so hard they had him believing he was short. 😅
It's a really really tall door bruh
except he did not say that
Spike hair Ludwig doesn’t exist, he cannot hurt you
50 years later he is
9’11 feet tall 💀
Wheres the asian height guy??
What a world we live in where 5’11” people are considered short
Since when?
He's 5'9
Tinder.
@@martinvr12 On Tinder 5'11" is short you mean? Why would tbat be? That's tall for a woman and still fairly tall for a man.
@@leif1075 Is somewat tall yes, but not enought for many women on tinder.
5'12 isnt short, ludwig is
And 29 years later I’m now 9ft2
imagine pulling Ludwig over
“please step out of the vehicle”
“ok”
(into mic) “he appears to be about 5’4”
“you mean 6’3”
Blonde girls be like: i dont like guys that are 5'14 i prefer 6'3
IF YOU ARE UNDER 20 AND WANT TO GROW TALLER, sprinting can cause the production of the growth hormone, so if you sprint full speed for ~10 seconds, pause for a bit, and repeat for an hour or two day you have a good chance of growing a few inches before you stop growing.
For an hour or two a day
10 seconds is wayy too small. Practice endurance along with it, do 1 minute sprints and then a 5 minute jog, repeat the set a few times to your liking and your growth can increase but so will your health and stamina. Make sure to warm up by walking and stretching too: sprints without warm ups can cause horrible muscle stiffness and soreness after.
Why is he covering his drivers license with his toe 😂
Legend has he is still growing today
Bro in a few years its gonna say like 7' 8 and the DMV employee just gonna look at him like 🤨🤔
THE MARKET BASKET SHIRT GOES CRAZY
He must have found out how to reverse ageing as well because he would have to have been doing this for decades to get to 6’3”
Well in my country the first time you have to renew it after 5 years, then each 10 years. Buuuuut if you lose it they'll re-measure ya
As a 5'11 guy , i just want to say that 5'12 means 6 feet 💀
Everybody knows this and 5’12 was a joke
“On a good day I’m 5’12”
…you mean 6 feet?
6'
5'12"
Hope that clears it up
Bro stands on his tippi toes 💀
Where’s the Asian height guy when u need him lol
The Secret that no one knows is that Lud don't want to be tall and is happy being short because He wants God damn Content and he gets it from being short easy/secret W for Lud.
Bro really said 5’12 and not 6 foot lol
Bro gets made fun of when he's 6 foot 💀
We are doomed
He's 5'9, not 6'0
I'm 5'8", for being Mexican American I'm considered a giant in Mexico! 😹
Si eres mujer si 5ft8 (173 cm) es alto para una mujer pero no solo latina sino también europea o estadounidense
@@kevingomez37525'8" is the American average for women. 5'10" is super model stature, I'm more statuesque!
The paperwork checker when they see lud’s is: discrepancy detected, DETAINED
One factor to determine your height is, is it morning or evening. Cause you are actually taller in the morning.
Says a lot about your system that you can do that where I’m from they check our height before it gets on our license or passport or other stuff like that
This dude literally talks about nothing and people watch, it's impressive
Tape two equally tall people to your feet, now you have gained height
The police officer pulling Ludwig over in 12 years looking at his license that says he's 7'4''
Having to get your license renewed every year is insane. I'm Arizona, you don't have to renew it until you turn 65
Yea, I just moved from Arizona to Pennsylvania and it’s so weird having to go every couple of years instead of having to go in like 20 😭
Bro said 5'12 6'0 left the chat
i will give u some of my height dw
It's all fun and games until a cop looks at your license and takes out a measuring tape
Bro goes for dmv and adds an inch bro is gonna break a world record for 9 feet
Border guard: it says here you're 6'4
Ludwig: 👁️ 👄 👁️
We need that one aisan guy 💀💀💀
"I'm about 5/12 on a good day."💀 *The number six has left the chat*
Date: so… how tall are you?
Ludwig: Aha I’m actually 6’-03”
Bro your actual height is 5.7
The driver’s license: he is 5’13
Would love to see that asian guy break down his height
Ludwig strategy: just call everything around you REALLY tall
5’ 12” had me dying😂😂😂
Yellow buggys be hittin different like chop chop take me back to china town
"Just lie"
Me: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN
YOU'RE SO _TINY_ NEXT TO THAT DOOR I'M LOSING IT My brain just can't comprehend that the door is actually giant 😭
I don't know if the calculator is wrong, but 5'12'' is 182 cm. That is definitely not short wtf. It's above average in the US. It would even be average in The Netherlands, known for having tall people.
6 foot is such an unrealistic imaginary barrier for Americans.
LUDWIG IM LONGER THAN THAT DOOR MY GUY
Imagine in 40 years there’s a warrant out for Ludwig’s arrest. The police are like “the description of this man is a 9 ft 7 inch white male”
I did the math using his microphone size compared to his head and then used that as a guide to measure his body and he is roughly 5'8.
I love the way he showed us how to grow taller ☺️
Bros repping the market basket merch😂
nah imagine seeing a guy walking in high heels in the dmv
MANS GLASSES RAN FROM THE SLAPPPP😭😭😭😭😭
Omg I love the hair in the bit
The Market Basket shirt is electric IFKYK
Sure, that door lookin real tall aight
“And just to prove it, here’s me next to an unconventionally large thing that is way larger than usual so you can’t have an actual point of reference for my size”
THIS MAN IS A FUCKING GENIUS WE MUST STOP HIM
The door was not big, he just forgot his height pills.
Remember that 5'12 is only from 6'
asian guy who finds out the pixel height wya
Bro just admits to literal crimes every day 💀
Ludwig’s gonna get arrested for not matching his license by a fan who happens to be a cop one day when he measures in at 6ft at the police station
Bro is gonna be slender man after his Emo era in a couple years 💀
“Really tall door” sure ludwig
ludwig being 4'8 and still reaching the mic: People don't realize im 5'12
Mans got the mizkif door
Me, the shortest king youve ever seen, being a 5'4 guy at 18
Bro looks like a hobbit next to that door
that door knob on the door 💀
I already know you’re subconscious about your height, when you gotta add, not only, your shoes, but also, your hair
love that MB rep, live free or die brother
Dud cant stop snithching on himself