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  • House is trying to get Cuddy's daughter into a good pre-school.
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    Season 7 Episode 10 "Carrot Or Stick"
    A drill sergeant at a camp for troubled kids collapses with severe back pain, and House and the team must find a connection when one of his recruits (Tyler James Williams) falls ill with the same symptoms. Meanwhile, Chase must track down whoever is pranking him through a social networking site, and House tries to help Rachel get into a prestigious preschool.
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  • @shoppinmadnesz22
    @shoppinmadnesz22 3 года назад +7207

    I love how House clearly cares for Rachel by helping her in the most devious ways while simultaneously calling her an idiot. that's how you know he really cares

    • @heatherfeather7199
      @heatherfeather7199 2 года назад +6

      He straight up called her a moron to her face.

    • @yunsha9986
      @yunsha9986 Год назад +192

      House has always been a tsundere

    • @rattango9819
      @rattango9819 Год назад +107

      @@yunsha9986 cant believe i would hear this term here, and completely agree with it

    • @Langelinel
      @Langelinel Год назад +14

      What was Rachel’s reply to whether she has played the monkey game before?

    • @bobbierobinson6269
      @bobbierobinson6269 Год назад +12

      ​@@Langelinel "No momma "

  • @looseleafteabutworse
    @looseleafteabutworse 2 года назад +3447

    Demonically smart little girl. She not only tricked house into spending time with her, even out of hours and at his work of all places, but got treats and new toys out of it too.

    • @tjjordan4207
      @tjjordan4207 Год назад +21

      Gotta be careful with how one uses their looks and/or intelligence on others. If she uses it wrong, she's going to be manipulative. She is with Cuddy and House, so either they teach her to learn from their mistakes or they pass on those mistakes to her.

    • @user-dp5fq4vc8m
      @user-dp5fq4vc8m 11 месяцев назад +90

      @@tjjordan4207 Bruh, stop projecting. Watching too many of those Sigma male all women bad channels.

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 9 месяцев назад

      @@tjjordan4207 Someone gott hurt/duped? Someone's projecting? Seriously, are you THAT butthurt and twisted to see a menace in a small child, a fictional character? Pathethic 🙄🙄🙄

    • @theantipope4354
      @theantipope4354 8 месяцев назад +30

      @@tjjordan4207 JFC. Get some therapy, bud.

    • @alyssarasmussen1723
      @alyssarasmussen1723 6 месяцев назад +11

      @@tjjordan4207 found the incel lol

  • @invetegon4596
    @invetegon4596 5 лет назад +16087

    "They have a gifted program"
    "Are you sure that's the right place?"
    (cuts to image of her eating oat meal with the wrong side of the spoon)

    • @shreyaghosh1792
      @shreyaghosh1792 5 лет назад +451

      Then cut to her flipping the bowl, revealing the prank.

    • @shreyaghosh1792
      @shreyaghosh1792 5 лет назад +70

      @Gat while we're on the subject, shouldn't have killed the Meredith Derek thing either.. Shouldn't have killed Derek at all, really

    • @maliaferry8212
      @maliaferry8212 5 лет назад +66

      if you remember Rachel was born to a teenage mother who had jestanial dibities and preclsmia and had no medical care while pregnant, so that could effect Rachel, those are both very serious conditions and with out med care you can die from it witch is what happened.

    • @berri5769
      @berri5769 5 лет назад +28

      You can be gifted in many different ways.

    • @FacebookQueen
      @FacebookQueen 4 года назад

      I noticed that

  • @ThashaPN12
    @ThashaPN12 5 лет назад +13299

    “She seemed so dumb, but when the pressure was on, she knew what had to be done and did it!” 😂😂😂

  • @Vision_Voyagers
    @Vision_Voyagers 4 года назад +2517

    That kid played House like a piano.
    He loved her too.

    • @feellucky271
      @feellucky271 2 года назад +27

      You sure that kid doesn't play a piano like House?

  • @tiffanypersaud3518
    @tiffanypersaud3518 5 лет назад +2469

    House babbling about Rachel to his patients like she is his own daughter is a mood.

  • @richardmoore5347
    @richardmoore5347 5 лет назад +32505

    The moment where he realized she acted stupid so that he would train her, so he would spend time with her.
    Priceless

    • @theoneitself
      @theoneitself 4 года назад +939

      Richard Moore daaaaaamnnn hahah that's an AWESOME theory !!! haha ten times clever than House

    • @billylilly1251
      @billylilly1251 4 года назад +461

      That isn't what happened.Aswell Cuddy was also training rachel

    • @AuroraLalune
      @AuroraLalune 4 года назад +468

      Yep. You know how many times kiddo has pretended to spontaneously not know things to get me to explain or demonstrate something he could probably do in his sleep and definitely didn't forget? And hell. I did that as a child too. To my mom.
      It's normal child behavior. To a point. But also a kid needs to be at least somewhat intelligent to pull it off. Typically not eating glue but hey. Could happen.
      Meanwhile... Eight year old who makes algebra his bitch on a regular basis occasionally pretends not to know basic things like two plus two and shit- just so I'll explain or do it and spend that time. I dunno why. We spend a LOT of time together. Maybe he thinks it's funny. Dunno. Meh. Have tried to tell him not to and that nobody in this house believes him when he does and to be careful with that sort of thing outside home... But meh. Work in progress.
      It's just what kids do.

    • @OphiuchiChannel
      @OphiuchiChannel 4 года назад +90

      Thats the plot.

    • @Fayanora
      @Fayanora 4 года назад +322

      This kid is 5 alternate universes ahead of everyone else.

  • @4Y0P
    @4Y0P 6 лет назад +17240

    Rachel snuggling onto house in the end is the cutest thing ever!

  • @stephanieramirez15
    @stephanieramirez15 4 года назад +5079

    Wilson’s face when House patted her head and said “who’s a good girl” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @simplyskrypt3914
      @simplyskrypt3914 2 года назад +187

      And you know he did it specifically because wilson said shes not a dog too XD

    • @Metqa
      @Metqa Год назад +18

      @@simplyskrypt3914 and it totally works too. on dogs AND Kids.

    • @cheekyrabbit
      @cheekyrabbit 7 месяцев назад +7

      @@Metqa Positive reinforcement works on everyone. You can train adults just like MOST dogs and kids. There's always the exception though.

    • @autumnblaze6267
      @autumnblaze6267 4 месяца назад

      petplay (or DD/LG) kink triggered 😂

  • @TragedysHalo
    @TragedysHalo 4 года назад +14359

    Seriously, a child cuddling up to you is basically the most precious thing.. ever. I hate kids.. until I met my niece. She's like my favorite person on earth..

    • @jjjqqq1959
      @jjjqqq1959 4 года назад +85

      Aww, So was mine's. Kael Griffis!

    • @PutraMaqbulIhsanBasyar
      @PutraMaqbulIhsanBasyar 4 года назад +26

      Same

    • @theroadtocosplayandcomicco5840
      @theroadtocosplayandcomicco5840 4 года назад +142

      Tell me about it my nephews and nieces are my world I treat them like siblings becauss I always wanted younger siblings

    • @erzascarlet03
      @erzascarlet03 4 года назад +50

      I'm usually fond of babies but not toddlers until my niece and nephews were born they're the only toddlers I like lol 🤣

    • @mja91352
      @mja91352 4 года назад +40

      If you hate children, you are a very disturbed individual

  • @fbeaz
    @fbeaz 4 года назад +1869

    “does cuddy know that rachel is here? and does she know you are turning her into a schnauzer?” is probably one of wilson’s best lines in the show. if not that at least one of my favorites.

    • @melb2734
      @melb2734 2 года назад +15

      Who's a good girl? 😀

    • @justas525
      @justas525 10 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@melb2734🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

  • @vitomcsween974
    @vitomcsween974 6 лет назад +7416

    This is emotional for me cause Rachel last line in the show was asking Cuddy if House could come and play.

  • @michaelc.4321
    @michaelc.4321 5 лет назад +28092

    Lying early is a sign of intelligence in small children

  • @lordfelidae4505
    @lordfelidae4505 3 года назад +346

    When House realized Rachel was screwing with him the whole time, I’d bet you anything he felt prouder than he ever did before.

  • @maddie4190
    @maddie4190 4 года назад +651

    “What kid doesn’t like new toys? A moron, that’s who”
    I loved him

  • @angelinasheppard3702
    @angelinasheppard3702 6 лет назад +5267

    This was the cutest episode. He liked Rachel

    • @calm_compost
      @calm_compost 5 лет назад +19

      Why is house conversing in third person...😁 ?

    • @Tammyaway
      @Tammyaway 5 лет назад +94

      He always liked kids and they usually liked him.

    • @hughjanus5897
      @hughjanus5897 4 года назад +12

      Tammyaway wish i could find the clip of him secretly giving his fries to the terminal little girl

    • @अण्वायुवरीवर्त
      @अण्वायुवरीवर्त 4 года назад +8

      For some reason I read that as he killed Rachel, had a blank mind for 2 seconds
      LOL

    • @danielleza908
      @danielleza908 4 года назад +2

      @@hughjanus5897
      Search for House MD - Faulty Syllogism

  • @aymanalij
    @aymanalij 4 года назад +522

    "You little lump of clay" - That's what I'm gonna nickname my kid.

    • @professormeow3399
      @professormeow3399 3 года назад +4

      Totally not dehumanizing and bound to give your kid subconscious self-image problems. just because it is funny in a show... smh. Please don't procreate.

    • @plantfoxproductions7877
      @plantfoxproductions7877 3 года назад +25

      @@professormeow3399 ever hear something called a joke?

    • @KoriEmerson
      @KoriEmerson 3 года назад +5

      Oh.. don’t worry… you’ll come up with allllll kinds of names for them. Especially when they hit about 12.

    • @KoriEmerson
      @KoriEmerson 3 года назад +8

      @@professormeow3399 go smoke a bowl. Seriously. You need to lighten up. You probably enjoyed lock down because then everything was dark and depressing all at the same time.

    • @eatmypanart
      @eatmypanart 2 года назад +2

      @@professormeow3399 Actually it would give the kid a new sense of perspective and humor, making him think faster on "weird" names to call jokingly, which leads to an increase of intelligence
      You are not saying any insult nor words that describes a person like fat or stupid. You are literally taki g two different concepts and giving it a meaning, and it's stimulating for the kids mind!

  • @jjohnsonnccc
    @jjohnsonnccc 5 лет назад +735

    "It's known for their gifted program"
    *House watching her eat with her spoon upside down*
    "...You sure thats... The right place for her?"
    lmfao

  • @kitprism3501
    @kitprism3501 3 года назад +7519

    Kid: Lies at a young age :D
    Doctors: "It's a sign of intelligence!"
    Me: Lies at a young age :D
    My parents: "I diagnose you with serial killer."

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 3 года назад +40

      Cringe.

    • @FranciumBoron
      @FranciumBoron 3 года назад +374

      @@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 You might have signs of an aneurysm if you have spontaneous cringes.

    • @regobing5435
      @regobing5435 3 года назад +18

      @@FranciumBoron No whats dumb is that he basically calls himseld Intelligent in the Internet.

    • @folded_pizza
      @folded_pizza 3 года назад +115

      @@regobing5435 not really. They're pointing out how their parents didn't act supportive starting early.

    • @_Spy_
      @_Spy_ 3 года назад +1

      XD

  • @ankurbagai1056
    @ankurbagai1056 Год назад +109

    Rachel making House into a father figure, and House acceptingit, especially the last scene, such perfection.

    • @Bruno-cb5gk
      @Bruno-cb5gk 10 месяцев назад +9

      except for how they didn't go further with this, I was really hoping to see more of their bonding

  • @ziolan8970
    @ziolan8970 6 лет назад +2167

    The way she looked at house before she lied

  • @KINGofkings49er
    @KINGofkings49er 6 лет назад +7543

    House sequel idea: Rachel becomes a MD and anytime she needs a consult on very difficult medical subject, She heads down to the hospital boiler room to speak to the "Janitor " (House in disguise )

    • @jasonjd84
      @jasonjd84 5 лет назад +65

      What's a con solute?

    • @winfredpangan4485
      @winfredpangan4485 5 лет назад +114

      Jason Desrosiers think he/she meant consult and also sequel....

    • @jackhandyside3234
      @jackhandyside3234 5 лет назад +93

      Other House squeal idea: rheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @edmonte7332
      @edmonte7332 5 лет назад +79

      House would be pretty old by then

    • @mayanksharma3651
      @mayanksharma3651 5 лет назад +46

      @@edmonte7332 in his 80's

  • @orangecrushhex
    @orangecrushhex 6 лет назад +3563

    The goal of this game....is to not kill you.

    • @johndsid
      @johndsid 6 лет назад +13

      GoWolverines can barley finish the comp, laughing so hard at that moment

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 5 лет назад +14

      I know the feeling

    • @laylahawkins4873
      @laylahawkins4873 5 лет назад +9

      I was just reading that when he said it xD

    • @pyromaniac2104
      @pyromaniac2104 5 лет назад +6

      The problem is no that is what it feels like trying to get a small child to do ANYTHING

  • @SigTheSauceMan
    @SigTheSauceMan 4 года назад +247

    4:52 "House, she's not a dog." Yes, but that doesn't mean anything. What house is doing is called Operant Conditioning, a technique that can be used on anyone and any living thing that can learn. It works. I spent a whole semester doing that.

    • @diablominero
      @diablominero 4 года назад +15

      Intentionally using operant conditioning on humans is only morally permissible if it's done to avoid some major harm or they ask you to. You can use operant conditioning on your kid to get them not to run in the street, but you shouldn't use it to get them to hug their aunts.

    • @FFKonoko
      @FFKonoko 2 года назад +2

      @@diablominero who said that was the moral line?

    • @ravynbishop6131
      @ravynbishop6131 4 месяца назад +2

      @@FFKonoko in a way manipulating a child to violate their personal space to hug someone they don't know well takes away their choice and comfort zone that all people should have no matter what age. It is not a safty issue if the child doesn't want to give a hug. it is definately a safty problem if the child runs into the street, no matter how quiet the road is.
      Even though it was just an example. disiple should be used to teach boundries not controlling children into doing every tiny thing said. If the child is snotty and disrespectful about expressing their dislike for something is one thing but if they calmly said they don't like it then a simple converastion with them is appropriate.

  • @amirulhakim268
    @amirulhakim268 3 года назад +213

    6:10 you can see House is really proud of Rachel, one of the rarest moment in House's life.

  • @DoubleBread
    @DoubleBread 6 лет назад +1721

    This was actually a nice gesture from House. I like the episode. And House calling Rachel Lesser Cuddy is too cute.

    • @SaraMorgan-ym6ue
      @SaraMorgan-ym6ue 10 месяцев назад

      have you tried teaching your kids like they are dogs?🤣🤣🤣

    • @m.l.1320
      @m.l.1320 Месяц назад

      @@SaraMorgan-ym6ue there was a dokumentary about that "train your baby like a dog" . was british i think it got canceld. then here in gemany they tried it out it was canceld too .

  • @dostagirl9551
    @dostagirl9551 6 лет назад +6465

    I hated that they broke these two up. Loved the interactions with the kid (and I don’t even like small children nor do I usually find their inclusion in the storyline to be appealing) and felt it really brought out some excellent moments between House and Wilson.

    • @Mitsoumi21
      @Mitsoumi21 5 лет назад +192

      It made no sense other then to feed more plot lines. Even the damage to Rachel. Then again it went on for a lot of seasons writers just aren't that talented at keeping interesting stories going.

    • @JasonJia11
      @JasonJia11 5 лет назад +305

      @@Mitsoumi21 I heard somewhere that Lisa Edelstein wanted to get paid more, but was rejected, so she decided to leave the show. It's definitely a pity that they broke up, heck even Cuddy's mother wanted them to be together.

    • @shreyaghosh1792
      @shreyaghosh1792 5 лет назад +58

      I like kids.. When they can't talk and are too slow to run too far, or walk. Also when they're all chubby and cute. Then they grow bigger, faster, noisier... And I start to miss their previous avatars.

    • @HappyLarry.
      @HappyLarry. 5 лет назад +93

      @@JasonJia11 I think the ratings were lower so the budget got cut, and that included Edelstein's. Everyone else took the cut, but her current pay getting a cut was too lower for her so she left. It would make sense why House crashing the car into her home was so out of nowhere.

    • @CustomizedUsername
      @CustomizedUsername 5 лет назад +43

      Hated the lucas plotline

  • @Sai4651
    @Sai4651 6 лет назад +8717

    House would actually make a good dad

    • @angelinasheppard3702
      @angelinasheppard3702 6 лет назад +66

      Ulquiorra Cifer I agree

    • @quoniam426
      @quoniam426 6 лет назад +904

      For small kids, perhaps, not when tye are older like teenagers. He would screw them up quite badly with his dark humour and borderline personality.

    • @angelinasheppard3702
      @angelinasheppard3702 6 лет назад +409

      Quo Niam Probably. But he could straighten out a bratty teenager real quick.

    • @quoniam426
      @quoniam426 6 лет назад +292

      Probably but it would be a very high risk strategy to give House a teenager to fix... High risk, high reward, but he messes up, the teenager will be ruined.

    • @angelinasheppard3702
      @angelinasheppard3702 6 лет назад +74

      Quo Niam I doubt he'd ruin them. Honestly if they ever did a revive I'd like to see a changed House- probably a House that went back to Mayfield for a bit since his hallucinations did start again in the last episode. Not a new person, but a not as depressed House.

  • @a-rue-nima
    @a-rue-nima 2 года назад +176

    Awww Rachel saying "No Mama" is so sweet.

  • @tylerv5413
    @tylerv5413 4 года назад +194

    I love Wilson:
    “I am not giving you advice just so you can distort it to suit your own warped worldview...”
    *inadvertently gives advice*
    “Oh, crap! Crap! I’m such a sucker!”

  • @emilie11291
    @emilie11291 6 лет назад +7577

    honestly it would've been SO interesting to see Rachel grow up as House's protegé. She probably would've grown up to have House's cynical dry wit, as well as his pragmatism... but also have her mom's compassion and heart. She would've been perfect!!! Also, I thought that by making her seem "dumb" at the beginning, they were going for a story line in which Rachel turned out to be a sort of savant or something. In which case, House would be the perfect mentor for her since he knows what it's like to deal with being different and having a higher level of intelligence than most people.. at the same time, Cuddy would make sure Rachel had a normal life. GAH honestly it would've been so cool.... but no, Cuddy had to break up with House... >:v

    • @xx-eo1xw
      @xx-eo1xw 6 лет назад +410

      i love this! in my head they never broke up because the writers were quite literally forced to somehow write lisa edelstein out of the show, so i feel like this would've happened

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 5 лет назад +93

      @@xx-eo1xw No, they were not forced, they always intended to break them up even before Lisa Edelstein departure

    • @steffigracec8894
      @steffigracec8894 4 года назад +49

      You know thats not their biological kid right? And a whole lot of intelligence comes from genetic

    • @Dracon350
      @Dracon350 4 года назад +204

      @@steffigracec8894 They realized that I'm sure, but that doesn't mean someone can't work to be smarter. Cuddy ain't a slouch either in the intelligence department. Under House I'm sure Rachel would've learned plenty - that is to say I legitimately can't imagine House trying to raise a teenager. Young children can't comprehend his sarcasm and cynicism, but they are bound to become quite receptive to it as they grow older.
      All that to say that House could very well pass down his traits just by raising Rachel. Children grow up and act similarly to their parents. If your father has a good work ethic then you'll probably have a good work ethic because he would raise you to have one. In the end, genetics are just an arbitrary way of life giving someone a head start or a handicap.

    • @Parktheparklebarkle
      @Parktheparklebarkle 4 года назад +9

      Dracon wasn’t Rachel adopted by Cuddy?

  • @CptOriginal
    @CptOriginal 6 лет назад +8128

    One day when I have kids, i will have to go buy a dog clicker

    • @simplythebest286
      @simplythebest286 6 лет назад +31

      F
      not really

    • @CptOriginal
      @CptOriginal 6 лет назад +198

      no im quite serious

    • @choirfandomcookingrantsand496
      @choirfandomcookingrantsand496 6 лет назад +26

      You're talking about when you become a teacher right

    • @CptOriginal
      @CptOriginal 6 лет назад +62

      i cannot take your channel name seriously, sry

    • @abiqhurairah8121
      @abiqhurairah8121 6 лет назад +201

      I used Root Beer to teach my son solving a puzzle. He ratted me to my wife for giving him canned soda, that little bastard.
      Lesson of the story: before attempting this trick, make sure your kid can keep secret. Or just reward him something healthy.

  • @zabaoth
    @zabaoth 6 лет назад +483

    I love how House starts caring for and respecting her the moment he sees she's a good liar, and honestly regards that as being smart. And that is actually the truth. Anyone can lie, but doing it convincingly requires a lot of skills that smart people have. Any test can be learnt with enough repetition, as we see here, that's why perfect grades don't always correlate with smart people.

  • @Virgin_Succubus642
    @Virgin_Succubus642 2 года назад +81

    If Rachel learns these games in advance and she remembers what to do, that really demonstrates her strength of memory. It’s like studying for a quiz, so it shows she maybe was even capable of learning the advanced skills of a kid three times her age.

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 9 месяцев назад +4

      Right! Finally someone in the comments praising her actual intelligence and memory instead of her lying.

    • @Virgin_Succubus642
      @Virgin_Succubus642 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 Thank you 😊 I’m glad I’m not the only who noticed👍

  • @Virgin_Succubus642
    @Virgin_Succubus642 3 года назад +151

    When Rachel flipped her bowl over she was looking directly at House, possibly to get a reaction out of him. Because she mostly sees him in a stoic mood she wondered if he expressed other feelings.

  • @ashotofwhiskey219
    @ashotofwhiskey219 6 лет назад +2099

    I wished they had Rachel stay around longer. She was great.

    • @HappyLarry.
      @HappyLarry. 5 лет назад +13

      Problems with pay

    • @Eva-vb2rn
      @Eva-vb2rn 5 лет назад +9

      Question because I can't watch the whole show: who is the kid's father in the show?

    • @purplebean8989
      @purplebean8989 5 лет назад +100

      @@Eva-vb2rn that kid is adopted: her birth mother died from pregnancy complications. And the father was only in high-school. So cuddy took her

    • @heidibower2538
      @heidibower2538 2 года назад +14

      Rachel was very cute.

    • @AdaIsNotHere
      @AdaIsNotHere Год назад +6

      Me too, but only bcoz House is cute while being with kids 😇

  • @lrmcatspaw1
    @lrmcatspaw1 6 лет назад +602

    Rachel is not dumb, in fact she is very smart because she realizes what House is up to almost instantly :D.
    4:14 Wilson realized the just traveled to an alternate dimension.

  • @lawlicht8092
    @lawlicht8092 6 лет назад +4099

    This makes me realize that dogs and babies have the same level of intelligence

    • @jirkazalabak1514
      @jirkazalabak1514 6 лет назад +354

      Not entirely, but the training methods are similar, since neither one understands verbal commands very well.

    • @kmarasin
      @kmarasin 6 лет назад +134

      Roughly speaking, that's true if you compare human babies to other primate babies. Humans differ in that their brains have evolved to learn language fast at a certain developmental stage. From that comes virtually everything else that makes adult human intelligence unique in the animal kingdom.

    • @minnybri2010
      @minnybri2010 6 лет назад +86

      A smart dog behaves very much the same as a small child.

    • @dbg5744
      @dbg5744 6 лет назад +86

      You can train adult humans easily with positive reinforcement. Despite being wholly more intelligent. We still have the basic drives as every other animal.

    • @Shiirow
      @Shiirow 6 лет назад +64

      children are easily trained, indoctrinated, and manipulated... which is why churches and ideologies like to snag them when their young. makes it easier to brainwash them into believing everything you say.

  • @RageWyvern
    @RageWyvern 2 года назад +44

    1:37 you can see the horror build in his eyes until he realizes house got him to do exactly what he didn't want to do

  • @renatacantore3684
    @renatacantore3684 Год назад +38

    Rachel has changed their lives. Greg doesn’t want to accept that but when she crawled into his lap it was exquisite to see his cold heart melt.

  • @DK-tq9lx
    @DK-tq9lx 6 лет назад +1162

    That spoon holding XD

    • @adamas_dragon
      @adamas_dragon 6 лет назад +8

      Stickbender plus 10 efficiency

    • @Soul_Alpha
      @Soul_Alpha 6 лет назад +5

      10 Intelligence

    • @Beaver_Monday
      @Beaver_Monday 6 лет назад +2

      Run perception check on bowl of oatmeal, roll d20

    • @heartbreakerninja
      @heartbreakerninja 5 лет назад +5

      @ or maybe she's a kid and kids do stupid stuff to see if it would work or not. Seriously this is pretty normal

    • @AvgJane19
      @AvgJane19 4 года назад +1

      @ yeah..... kids play with their food when they're full. Even adults do that, it's completely normal. Think tapping spoons against your teeth or pushing food around on the plate. It's a totally human thing to do.

  • @ioana847
    @ioana847 6 лет назад +840

    I never saw house happy during the entire show. I wonder if he felt that sparkle in this scene, just a little bit at least

    • @capie44
      @capie44 6 лет назад +23

      joana jo: Of course.
      He's a Father.
      And he probably hugged the little girl actress and told her what a great performance she did (even though she was working on getting up again before "cut!"
      Oh, you mean the character.
      Had they allowed, a mix of "family caretaker House" & "asshole House to borderline asshole+ patients" probably would have given two more years to the series.
      Nothing is worth more in a series than to be kept guessing if a major league asshole is softening up to the World, or just his little girl.
      Imagine the tactics/cons House would have pulled on asshole Mothers who teach their kids to piss on everyone they feel is competing with them -- like ballet/pageant Mothers :-D
      Or that House homeschools Rachel and during a weekend camping/botany trip gets an asshole camper who gets in the way of Rachel's expectations!!!
      :-O !
      Additionally, as part of her homeschooling, she is at the Hospital quite often and her character developed a knack for subliminally & naïvely cuing House, team, patients to the diagnosis until she is found to be a "Doogie Howser."
      As she gets older (3yo), she starts identifying medical instruments (clamps, retractors, stethoscopes), then, as a kindergartener, surgical devices and equipment she would only see passing by in the halls.
      All because she was playing on her (sterilized) mat on the floor while the team worked on diagnosis.
      She could have had a spin-off show.

    • @ioana847
      @ioana847 6 лет назад +9

      capie44 yes, I was talking about the character "doctor house". I really enjoyed this little paternal show-off moment of House for the little girl. At the end of this scene, it looked like a normal happy family, something that I didn't expect from him, knowing that he is an antisocial and cynical type of person. Guess at the end of the day he is still a human with emotions and feelings.

    • @monirahmohammed422
      @monirahmohammed422 5 лет назад +8

      He was happy when he was pain free for a while I don't remember when it was.

    • @piequals314
      @piequals314 5 лет назад +3

      @@monirahmohammed422 I wanna say that was at the beginning of season 3... after the ketamine treatment thingy?

    • @griselmancedo1052
      @griselmancedo1052 5 лет назад +2

      yeah,cuddy say to him,after dump him,she said;don't blame me because you're unhappy,you're just unhappy.So even when he was with cuddy he don't change,and she can't deal with him,and his addiction more than for that six month.

  • @jasondads9509
    @jasondads9509 6 лет назад +241

    love how the girl looks up at house a smiles before saying "no mama"

    • @internetjerk2839
      @internetjerk2839 10 месяцев назад +2

      A smile that says "thanks for the toys I knew you'd fall for it" great kid truly

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 9 месяцев назад

      @@internetjerk2839 Lmao

  • @lisev415
    @lisev415 7 месяцев назад +19

    5:48 the look she gave House😂😂😭😭 she knew what was happening

  • @TheIrrelevantYT
    @TheIrrelevantYT 4 года назад +114

    The look on Wilson's face when House's eyes lit up.
    It was too late.

  • @Kronos0999
    @Kronos0999 6 лет назад +2729

    This show was gold in it's early days.

    • @Kronos0999
      @Kronos0999 6 лет назад +5

      C

    • @persey7241
      @persey7241 6 лет назад +342

      These were not its early days though, it's the penultimate season.

    • @HankFuller333
      @HankFuller333 6 лет назад +96

      6980MulhollandDrive I completely disagree. Season 6 is the best season for me. Seeing House giving his all to not use Vicodin. Seeing him trying to be reformed. And the last episode when he finally came to a breaking point. Cuddy saved his life for that day

    • @allrez4157
      @allrez4157 6 лет назад +9

      The early days of the series sucked, only on the last episodes of season one the series started to rock

    • @Aidanhatesyouall
      @Aidanhatesyouall 6 лет назад +3

      6980MulhollandDrive i loved how lighthearted in some ways except towards the end of the season 8 (no spoilers, but you know what i mean). Then season 5, then season 6, then 3, then 2 then 7, then 1, and then 4. Four was okay, but half the season was house with the many characters trying for the job!

  • @GabrielKnightz
    @GabrielKnightz 6 лет назад +2073

    This was a fun scene House having to deal with someone who can't respond to being called in Idiot.
    I still wonder what this show would've been if Cuddy (the actress) hadn't left the show. To not even show up for the final episode.

    • @PaulyRenzeth
      @PaulyRenzeth 6 лет назад +98

      I think this show have a good base since there is alot more to cover but i think the writers messed up.

    • @cyeanregg8905
      @cyeanregg8905 6 лет назад +4

      GabrielKnightz haha

    • @sayamoon5710
      @sayamoon5710 6 лет назад +69

      agreed. She initiated the breakup didn't mean she has moved on, only that she tried to; she had been trying to move on for many years. She cherished him for who he is, not how well he treated her. I think she loved him more than she realized, and will be devastated. This pain may actually change her, to give up her rigidity.

    • @evenios2831
      @evenios2831 5 лет назад +6

      yeah that was cold.

    • @MugdhaMahdiShams
      @MugdhaMahdiShams 4 года назад +1

      @Cavin Dsouza she would've shown up in the final episode, but I heard there was some kinda protest or something that she was a part of at the time and couldn't make time.

  • @quetzalthegamer
    @quetzalthegamer 6 лет назад +2030

    7:47 Mah hart...mah sole...

  • @amandacorbett4785
    @amandacorbett4785 5 лет назад +86

    Love how cranky Wilson gets when he realises he's helped

  • @TheRavenousWolfe_27
    @TheRavenousWolfe_27 5 лет назад +116

    House was so awkward when she crawled into his lap😂😂

  • @tijana2050
    @tijana2050 6 лет назад +166

    When Rachel came to and gave House a hug, wanting to cuddle it was as touching as the scene where he had operated on a mother and a baby got her hand out of the womb and held his finger. Amazing show with lots of great scenes that could teach all of us valuable lessons.

  • @behemoth_5152
    @behemoth_5152 6 лет назад +197

    that must be some thick ass oatmeal seeing as how she flipped the wholebowl over and none of it spilled out

  • @nostalgicma666ot3
    @nostalgicma666ot3 6 лет назад +291

    Ah, it was this episode where I thought House would finally stay somewhat happy.

  • @NGTGO
    @NGTGO 4 месяца назад +6

    House has always had a soft spot for kids. During any clinic with kids he treated them well. Parents... not so much, but kids yeah.

  • @ass2278
    @ass2278 2 года назад +31

    The proud smile after Rachel lied is so cuteeee,, I wished we had seen more of them together. Especially since it sounds like they had moments off screen too, with House introducing Rachel to the cartoon pirate show thingy that Cuddy disproved of lmaooo

  • @kbassassin8308
    @kbassassin8308 5 лет назад +566

    That's how it felt when my girlfriends daughters called me daddy for the first time. It's a great honor to be called that it means in their minds I am a protector, and provider for them.

    • @JoeKing837
      @JoeKing837 3 года назад +9

      BETA!

    • @annajared9782
      @annajared9782 3 года назад +91

      @@JoeKing837 weirdo

    • @alejandrop.s.3942
      @alejandrop.s.3942 3 года назад +12

      If that works for you, it's fine. It seems quite pathethic for me raising other guy's children.

    • @kaiser5573
      @kaiser5573 3 года назад +30

      @@alejandrop.s.3942 what a terrible fucking take

    • @dereklynch8917
      @dereklynch8917 3 года назад +73

      @@kaiser5573 Honestly. Do these people expect parents who go through an early divorce to remain single for the next 18 years?

  • @flyawaytodie
    @flyawaytodie 3 года назад +59

    House got played by a toddler, and it's one of my all time favourite House moments.

  • @happyvocal
    @happyvocal 2 года назад +71

    Mostly I'm sad as I think Rachel would have continued to be a good influence to House BECAUSE he would have had a reason to want to live and improve himself despite his chronic leg pain. His outburst "LIFE IS PAIN!" is so obvious that he has a lack of things that make him truly joyful in his life as well. But also, it's painfully adorable whenever House receives genuine affection he isn't expecting, he doesn't know what to do with it 😂

  • @seadina8646
    @seadina8646 4 года назад +81

    “The goal of this game is... to not kill you” cracks me up everytime 🤣

  • @barabaraparts
    @barabaraparts 4 года назад +19

    when rachell said ----no mama ... she is not even opening her mouth haha . 6:02

  • @jessicadias5014
    @jessicadias5014 3 года назад +115

    House MD: the Next Generation
    20 years after this Rachel is a struggling college student working at a restaurant. The head chef is a grumpy old cook who hates everyone but is brilliant in the kitchen. Still, Rachel feels a sense of familiarity to the old chef and though he doesn't say it the chef feels the same way. One day one of the workers collapses from a medical condition and the old chef steps in and saves him. The chef reveals to Rachel he used to be a doctor but abandoned his career years ago to spend time with his dying best friend. Its then Rachel reveals she always wanted to be a doctor like her mom but didn't think she had the aptitude for it. The chef takes her under his wing and helps her get into medical school where he becomes her mentor. He teaches her everything she knows until she ends up graduating and doing her residency at Plainsboro. She consults him with all her difficult cases until he passes away from liver failure. Soon after Dr. Chase retired as head of the Department or Diagnostic medicine and Dr. Rachel Cuddy becomes the knew head.

    • @baguettebtch
      @baguettebtch 3 года назад +8

      lol you should write a fanfiction!

    • @G.F.SF55
      @G.F.SF55 2 года назад +8

      Sounds really cool and in the style of the show, except I don't believe that House wouldn't recognize her by her last name or in other way like looking at her papers

    • @bman3794
      @bman3794 2 года назад +3

      Let me guess. The chef is actually house right?

    • @kaizoisevil
      @kaizoisevil 3 месяца назад

      @@G.F.SF55 Oh he'd know, he'd just not tell her.

  • @nicolen.9642
    @nicolen.9642 5 лет назад +27

    1:43 "Crap, crap..." Hahaha I adore Wilson 💜💜💜

  • @ruhirajita
    @ruhirajita 5 лет назад +44

    The bonding between House and Rachel is so adorable and cute. Cuddy and these 2 would make a lovely family and House would actually be a good father. He cares for them, just doesn't admit it.

  • @joyl7842
    @joyl7842 3 года назад +84

    Wilson's response to House's epiphany when talking about the playdate is pure gold!

  • @simonhollad5511
    @simonhollad5511 5 лет назад +857

    Why they keep sayin she's two years old, when she's obviusly atleast five...

    • @Kojitsu
      @Kojitsu 5 лет назад +222

      Same reason why high school students in movies are usually played by adults in their mid 20s. They pick whoever they like best for the part and expect you to suspend disbelief. Sometimes it works, other times it's obvious.

    • @ZectonplaysMC
      @ZectonplaysMC 5 лет назад +33

      @@Kojitsu I guess it works here. I couldn't really tell the diff

    • @alexiaprettyeyes2283
      @alexiaprettyeyes2283 5 лет назад +20

      Ya i never got that either a mute 5 year old at that

    • @mirzaahmed6589
      @mirzaahmed6589 4 года назад +25

      She's two? I didn't think they started preschool until 4 or 5.

    • @r.b_7875
      @r.b_7875 4 года назад +7

      I wouldn’t say 5, 4 at max.

  • @bladerkai
    @bladerkai 6 лет назад +30

    Wilson's face at 5:13
    "Who's a good girl?"😂😂😂

  • @primethread
    @primethread 6 лет назад +1244

    Aww lesser cuddy!

  • @FLUFFMASTER1196
    @FLUFFMASTER1196 6 лет назад +835

    That's some weird oatmeal if it didn't spill when the bowl got flipped

    • @pidupizano9713
      @pidupizano9713 6 лет назад +76

      FLUFFMASTER1196 your oatmeal is to watery then

    • @bobby-tu2nh
      @bobby-tu2nh 6 лет назад +71

      Oatmeal should be able to have a spoon stand upright in it. Otherwise, that's gruel.

    • @kmarasin
      @kmarasin 6 лет назад +10

      It's TV oatmeal!

    • @ablackbunny3149
      @ablackbunny3149 6 лет назад +9

      Must've been some really dry oats

    • @jacijune
      @jacijune 6 лет назад +19

      It's the thick nasty kind that doesn't move. You can cut it with a knife

  • @asralucifer4802
    @asralucifer4802 2 года назад +23

    My heart melted when she cuddled into House, it was so cute🥺🥰

  • @kendawyatt673
    @kendawyatt673 3 года назад +70

    I love how he calls Rachel a little lump of clay 💕

  • @rachelreid8621
    @rachelreid8621 4 года назад +37

    "Does Cuddy know Rachel is here and that you're turning her into a Schnauzer?'LMBO!!!!!

  • @IronLegionnaire1
    @IronLegionnaire1 4 года назад +24

    "The goal of this game is...
    To not kill you."
    I LOVE THAT GAME!

  • @eggizgud
    @eggizgud 5 месяцев назад +3

    The moment Wilson realised he had helped House after all.
    Priceless.

  • @kirtiprakash88
    @kirtiprakash88 4 года назад +39

    I love how Wilson react to House's actions. Here, look at his expression when House says, 'Who's the good girl'. :D

  • @raghavkumar2867
    @raghavkumar2867 4 года назад +8

    any normal person would melt by the cuteness at 0:04 , not house though

  • @master-of-many-fandoms2020
    @master-of-many-fandoms2020 2 года назад +23

    0:04 Can we agree this is adorable?

  • @biigbabiibeean6312
    @biigbabiibeean6312 4 года назад +18

    7:15 she is soooo cute when she says "a doggyyy..ruff" loll goodnesss

  • @datastronaut8293
    @datastronaut8293 5 лет назад +32

    When she climbed onto his lap...my HEART

    • @Ice.muffin
      @Ice.muffin 5 лет назад

      Oml I know the feeling, I'm so glad I'm not alone in melting at such moments😍^^..

  • @00ammy00
    @00ammy00 2 года назад +45

    Scenes like this make me really wish we could've seen House as a dad, whether to Rachel or to a child of his own.

  • @silverserienty9384
    @silverserienty9384 3 года назад +15

    I nearly cried at the end.
    House reminds me of my grandpa monster (he passed away from cancer in 2019) and when I was around Rachel's age he didn't know what to do with me when I visited, that was until he discovered my love of everything animals especially reptiles and drawing.
    The last time I visited him we were in a sarcastic argument and just being douches to each other when we started talking about my dragon drawings. He told me that I remind him of my uncle John (he was murdered before I was born, while he was in college) and my grandpa took me into the back of his car repair shop and opened up this locked drawer and it was filled to the brim with old markers, rulers, drawing paper and pencils.
    Turns out my uncle John loved to draw and would draw cars and such. My grandfather said that he knew I would love the supplies and that I would put them to better use than he ever would. That night in his basement bar I drew him a red and gold dragon taking up nearly 80% of his wall with my uncle's supplies.
    Now that he is passed my dad said that he is planning on cutting the dragon out and brining it here and I'm going to finish drawing it for him.
    Long story short house looks and acts like my grandfather and it just hurts my heart.

  • @west44fan1
    @west44fan1 Год назад +10

    Cuddy:"They're known for their gifted program" House: looking at Rachel eating her oatmeal with the handle of the spoon 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @baka3873
    @baka3873 4 года назад +34

    “they’re known for the gifted program”
    _cuts to girl eating oatmeal with backward spoon_

  • @reveirg9
    @reveirg9 3 года назад +15

    One of the reasons why I love House. House had it's ups and downs, but the main reason, for me at least, that carried the show was how the actors breathed life into the characters they played. Everyone was soooo good, even the guest stars were great. The way House's hands hovered over Rachel reluctantly coupled with the irritated look he had but eventually gave in and embrace her. It's so subtle yet speaks volumes. But it's also something many actors wouldn't have been able to portray.

  • @logiciansvlog5800
    @logiciansvlog5800 3 года назад +9

    "How do you cheat on a test when there is no test?"
    "Sorry! Not playing!"

  • @wolfbeaumont
    @wolfbeaumont 3 года назад +157

    He would have been such a good dad, if only Cuddy had believed in him.

    • @lizanna6390
      @lizanna6390 Год назад +1

      Didn't they break up because he was back on vicoden?

    • @lizanna6390
      @lizanna6390 Год назад +1

      Didn't they break up because he was back on vicoden?

    • @maryjoseph5452
      @maryjoseph5452 Год назад +4

      But she loved even when he was on vicodin......he tried....but he couldn't.... that's not a reason to break up when you love him as he is.......I just don't know why girls think they are enough for a guy to change...

    • @wheezy3596
      @wheezy3596 Год назад +1

      If cuddy actor renewed I doubt they would of broken up 🤷🏻‍♂️ just my opinion

    • @blahblah1939
      @blahblah1939 Год назад +3

      @@wheezy3596that’s not what happened,they cut her pay and her screentime for s8, olivia Wilde on the other hand got a raise and so did Robert Sean Leonard.. they clearly undermined her characters importance

  • @darkb4light06
    @darkb4light06 6 лет назад +131

    Rachel was a hoot. Lol Loved when they thought she ate the money.

    • @crystalmorgan7938
      @crystalmorgan7938 5 лет назад +11

      She did eat the dime.. They found it at the end of the episode... Just as house thought he was in the clear
      Cuddy: how did you eat a dime?
      Rachel: house
      House is laying in bed with a look of I'm in deep trouble on his face

  • @msangel3913
    @msangel3913 Год назад +6

    3:04 I don't know why, but I thought House will jump out of the window LOL🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @homefront1999
    @homefront1999 6 лет назад +14

    The thing I like about House so much compared to other medical shows. Is that they don't sugar coat crap and always have these happy atmospheres. It has a dark humor that really resonates with me knowing little shows that are able to do Dark Humor well. They don't refrain from straight up saying that a little kid is actually an idiot.

  • @sivan1127
    @sivan1127 Год назад +6

    4:30
    dog clicker was priceless😂😂😂

  • @EmilyCheetham
    @EmilyCheetham 4 года назад +22

    Love this.
    So sweet at the end having Rachel climb into houses lap. Wish they had made house and cuddy a couple.

  • @suicidememes.-.5195
    @suicidememes.-.5195 5 лет назад +17

    It’s sweet how much he loves the kid. In his own demented way....

  • @TieflingKumasi
    @TieflingKumasi 3 года назад +16

    I'm not sure what's funnier in the clinic scene: House talking to the guy with the busted leg, or the guy actually paying attention to the story

  • @maggieeidel1237
    @maggieeidel1237 4 года назад +28

    “She’s got the fine motor skills of the hulk in oven mitts.”

  • @joemullaley6531
    @joemullaley6531 4 месяца назад +2

    "i'm hungry, go cook." what a loving boyfriend 😀

  • @TheOReport1994
    @TheOReport1994 3 года назад +6

    0:44 Omg THAT House look!

    • @murialvoid85
      @murialvoid85 11 месяцев назад +3

      Reminds me a bit of Mr Bean

  • @killmenowprettyprett
    @killmenowprettyprett 6 лет назад +696

    Did anyone treat that guy’s leg after House left?

    • @persey7241
      @persey7241 6 лет назад +293

      No, legend has it he is still lying there waiting to this day.

    • @flisko123
      @flisko123 6 лет назад +11

      u cant be more correct

    • @VladSWG
      @VladSWG 6 лет назад +177

      He died 48 hours later. It turns out it was Lupus.

    • @avinash.upadhyaya
      @avinash.upadhyaya 6 лет назад +24

      Sithis The Void it's never lupus

    • @invaliduserist
      @invaliduserist 6 лет назад +19

      It's always lupus

  • @Metqa
    @Metqa Год назад +7

    4:35 I got the same reaction from my family and siblings when I brought out the clicker for my nieces and nephews on holiday visits. But guess for whom the little rats behaved most consistently and with the least amount of negative input , eh? I didn't have to yell at anyone to get them to eat their food, or pick up their toys, or get ready for bed. I just bargained and set boundaries.
    I don't have any kids of my own so I have the freedom to learn how to be more differently interactive since I don't have to worry as much about noy killing them on a daily basis...

  • @MrHEC381991
    @MrHEC381991 6 лет назад +990

    "What kid doesn't like new toys?"
    The ones that are given iPads and iPhones before they're 10 years old -_-

    • @TheMiddlingGamer
      @TheMiddlingGamer 5 лет назад +10

      But those ARE toys

    • @siddharthnandi8567
      @siddharthnandi8567 5 лет назад +13

      @@TheMiddlingGamer oH rEaLlY

    • @supersonictumbleweed
      @supersonictumbleweed 5 лет назад +15

      They're like toys with a red nuclear button hidden inside

    • @letsgotomarsman
      @letsgotomarsman 5 лет назад +14

      Yea a child being technologically able is bad, give them wooden blocks stfu

    • @CharcoalNeko
      @CharcoalNeko 5 лет назад +8

      actually, when i was young, even before i graduated year 6, I already had a laptop, and before that i surfed my mothers laptop on a daily basis, and before that, i used a shared computer.
      however, i had few toys, the toys i did play with were from my older sisters, and many of them were old and therefore, incomplete, missing parts often. I always wanted classic toys. I owned a laptop, but wanted games, proper games, they could have been anything, from traditional building blocks, connect, dolls, house, puzzles, video gaming board gaming.
      but i didn't have those, i had a few, such as puzzle pieces, incomplete cooking sets and like 10 building blocks. but after playing those few 100 times over its gets boring.
      and now as at the end of my teenagehood. With a laptop, some games, tablet, books, phones etc... i still kinda want them.

  • @kombuchamooch
    @kombuchamooch 3 года назад +7

    2:24 hits different after 2020

  • @maryelizabethbowman8432
    @maryelizabethbowman8432 4 года назад +28

    "All right, you lump of clay..."