Unplanned Parenthood | House M.D..
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- Опубликовано: 20 сен 2024
- House and Wilson stress over a swallowed Quater that may have been swallowed by Cuddy's daughter whilst she was in House's care.
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Season 7 Episode 5 "Unplanned Parenthood"
When a newborn experiences breathing problems, the team must look at her mother's (Jennifer Grey) medical history for clues, and what they find leads the mother to a difficult decision. Meanwhile, Foreman and Taub must both find a female replacement for Thirteen, and House and Wilson learn valuable lessons in babysitting when Cuddy has to work late.
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"We were gone two minutes!"
What every parent of a toddler says
It can happen in a lot less that 2 minutes.
@@sphinxrising1129 30 seconds or less
I remember the first lesson I learned babysitting. Never trust silence 😂😂😂
But...but...the house is burned down, the car has exploded, the neighbours dog is dead over the tree and the adjacent building has crumbled, how is that possible ???
And yet...I still think those two are better parents than Cuddy!
Cuddy: "How did you eat a dime?"
Rachel: *I'm bout to end this mans whole career*
This man bout to never get laid again.
She wanted to end his LIFE 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Career? No no no no no, his entire LIFE.
Lol what happened afterwards???
@@carolinagoldgirl8706 Cuddy yelled at House, they broke up. House returned her hairbrush.
this whole episode explains House and Wilson's friendship so perfectly
right on.
Yes
Sherlock Holmes and John Watson
@@HybridSpektar omg I think so too
@@zapzoop3375 the show is based on the Sherlock Holmes stories 😊
I love how she only answers a question when it's to get house in trouble
She actually covered for him when she passed a pre-school entrance exam with flying colors. House helped her to cheat by giving her a dry run before the test. The teachers suspected it but she kept quiet.
@@michaelschaefer1904 she truly is his child 🤣
I love how this episode treats House and Wilson as equals. Not just House walking over him all the time
House doesn’t really ever walk all over him.
Taylor T then you haven’t seen the whole show and just clips bc he most certainly does🤣
@@mahoganyhurt6050 That's YOU who haven't seen the whole show as Wilson can actually stand up to House and even beat him in his own game sometimes.
@@Backup_Plan No, Wilson is capable of standing up to him and he does it every now and then.
Aracane They ARE equals though. Wilson is the only one who doesn't completely yield to House, who can give him advice, whose opinion House appreciates, and who can outwit him every now and then
Would have looked so wrong if a neighbour saw a man leaving a child’s room window when the mother got home
oh wow...
I would like your comment but it's on 666 likes
a man? some woman have loose brain parts too!
Haizel Dawn why did you reply to me?
Heyc260 😂🤣
I love how deeply terrified they are of Cuddy hahaha
I somehow don't like this comment.
Everyone is scared of their boss
habtu robin she isn’t just their boss
@@habturobin8332
They're not afraid of their boss.
They're afraid of a mother finding out that they may or may not have allowed her child to eat metal AND THEN not told her because they were afraid of getting caught.
Now they are ALSO afraid that the mother finds out that they may have allowed her child to eat metal and didn't tell her BECAUSE they were MORE AFRAID of her finding out than of anything else.
Also, one of them is sleeping with the mother of the child who may have eaten metal and never told the person (who ALLOWS one of them to enter her body on a regular basis) even though it's been 24 hours.
Also, because she saw them many times today because they work together, they had plenty of chances but never said anything which is probably a betrayal.
And that explains why they kept looking in the diapers which was really odd, but THEY LIED to explain why, and women will never, ever let that go if they find that out.
AND, she's their boss, so now the nurses will know too, so nowhere will be safe and they may have to change their names or bribe their way into WITSEC.
@@darkwater72 The way your comment ended made my day.
Whenever Hugh and Robert got more into the slapstick than the usual verbal repartee, that episode went up another level. House's whispered exasperation "You're telling me to do the right thing while you're CLIMBING OUT A WINDOW?!?!" and Wilson frantically waving off his concerns.. It's so unbelievably funny.
I lost my sides with that scene.
🎉 this is one of the funniest scenes ever...hes scared of cuddie
.. .. u left a teo yr old...for two min... 30 seconds all it takes..😂😂
Which, the more I think about it, wouldn't Cuddy have seen Wilson's car outside?
@@tjjordan4207 They probably moved it.
Even though house has ended it still has a giant fanbase
Because its the best series ever made❤
@@JohnnyS1cK Can't Agree With You More #House Forever
Because home is where the House is
Michael Jackson has ended, and his fanbase is absolutely huge.
It ended?!
That is a big 2 year old. It's almost like she's 4.
Hmm
Most actors are older than their characters. xx
My brother is 2 but he is so big he wheres the same sizes as 4 yr old
i have a 2 year old baby brother (he turns 3 in october) and he's the same size as the kid in this
My two year old niece is this big
"I'll stay if you stay " awww
I stayed, but he didn't💔😢 just joking😂 but seriously he really didn't stayed😂
Its like a teenage babysitter inviting her bf over then him running away through the window
Awfully specific.
That's a trope actually, at least it was
It is that
3:27 That might be one of the funniest House lines. Sold by the outraged whisper delivery.
definitely
Then Wilsons repeated panicked shushing afterwards
3:19
"How did you eat a dime?"
"House."
😂💀😂
Out of the mouths of babes!
Swallowing coins is why House had to make "change" with the diaper so often.
That little girl loved house so much... Thats why she was up, to hang with house, and house lives her so much... But house runs away from love so thats why he wanted to ditch the babysitting
Crystal Morgan Couldn't help loving the episode where he did surgery on his leg and Cuddy had to get him in the middle of the night. He was in a lot of pain and he was still joking around with Rachel.
@JustinBieber lol what???
Serious thing. I was dying😂😂
Ah man, I really wanted house to mentor Rachel as she grew up, and teach her 'life skills'. Too bad it all went to shit with Cuddy.
Because Cuddy actress did not want to do last season >.
@@Ruukas9 Honestly, they should have killed Cuddy off, and have House and Wilson adopt Rachel.
@@robobrain10000 they are not gay xD
@@Ruukas9 I meant like as a parental figure. They were room mates right. Wilson could be like her uncle.
@@robobrain10000 That wouldn't work for the last season any way, as Wilson was dying and House faked his death.
"You're telling me to do the right thing while climbing out the window!" The scriptwriters for this series deserve a medal :D
Sh shh SHHH SHHHH SHHHHH!
Lol 😂
It's called an award, medals are for actual HEROES and veterans.
House really cares about Rachel!😍the best part:"You're telling me to do the right thing while climbing out of window?!"
9:42 "What? How did you eat a dime?"
"House."
Epic!
No more sex from Cuddy.
At that moment, House new that he had fucked up
😂😂😂epic
Lmao 🤣 what happens afterwards????!
She finished him off
🤣🤦♀️
Two of the funniest moments in this episode "“You’re telling me to do the right thing and you’re climbing out a window” and House's look at the end when Rachel rats him out, at that moment he was wishing she still couldn't talk. Wish they had shown the aftermath. :)
@@bojohannesen4352 Clearly......
@@bojohannesen4352 or for some of us this is the only way we can watch the show as not everyone can access this
Ok boomer
🎉 this is one of the funniest scenes ever...hes scared of cuddie
.. .. u left a teo yr old...for two min... 30 seconds all it takes..😂😂
The next words he teaches her should be "Snitches get no candy"
More accurate statement (and it rhymes), "Snitches get no Twix."
@@arnoldrivas4590 ... Rhymes in what accent?
Hahaha
I thought House and Wilson accidently got a kid somehow based off the title and thumbnail. Kind of like "My Two Dads"
that would be funny
Or "Three Men with a Baby"
Ikr! It would have been amazing like a storyline before Wilson's death, him wanting to be a father and later House taking care of the kid.
It boggles the mind how the naysayers thought Cuddy and House getting together somehow killed the joy of the show. If anything, it breathed like back into it and restored that undercurrent of humorous zing that was fading.
It kinda put House in a situation in which he was happier, and had to deal with things he is not really good at, ae parenting and being in a relationship that actually works
Until they changed their minds and broke them up 💀 I was a huge fan of this couple. If they had planned to have them end the way they did, they should have just kept them as friends imo because the breakup and the car crash storyline sucked 😔
They’re my second favourite ship and my favourite of House’s canon relationships
When you're so eccentric, searching through poop with just a simple "this is new" excuse, works. House will always be hands down one of my favorites
7:16 I LOVE how Wilson is this supportive of House😂😂😂 He was babysitting while House was at the hospital wasting time and picking up food😂 I love these two❤️❤️❤️
So funny when Cuddy walks in on house with the flashlight in his mouth looking through her poop “in new to all of this” 😂😂
No I don’t think I did at all! Besides, that’s what the comment section is for is to share what we like about the video! Have a great day :)
Seems like you like to bully people in the comment section. I’ll pray for you!
LOL 😂 No it not weird at all ‼️ Having a penlights looking at girls 💩 poops changing diapers ! LOL 😂😂 And not wearing a gas mask 😷 .
It's fine im a doctor this is what we do
WITH CHOPSTICKS THOUGH
Fun little side fact. The bag with their food at the end is one of the "no crinkle bags" they use for movies because the very crinkly bag is bad for sound production.
Yeah they didn't do a very good job of hiding it here though. The bag looks too 'thick' to be paper, which sort of gives away the illusion.
I'm guessing that's actually what spurred you to bring it up in the first place. I was actually about to comment it until I scrolled down as saw you had already mentioned it.
That’s a good observation. Any crinkling sound effect was probably recorded in post to make it sound like paper
You gotta respect that Cuddy does not at all find it weird that House is standing in the middle of the night, going through a diaper with a flashlight in his mouth, and a pair of chopsticks in his hands, and just goes to sleep no questions asked......
How insane do you have to be, for others to consider your insane actions as "normal"
3:19 when your friend ask you to help babysit and just ditch you when something goes wrong lmao
*”you’re telling me to do the right thing, while CLIMBING OUT A WINDOW?!”*
Wish there was an episode where the main subject would be House and Wilson do random hilarious stuff during the entire episode. Would have been golden :D
*HA* She actually did eat a dime. The one time House is wrong
Magnificent Ending! "What? How did you eat a dime?" ..."House." ...Hahahahaha!!!!
House and Wilson are both great mothers
“You’re telling me to do the right thing and you’re climbing out a window”
Edit: lmfao
Yeah. We know. We saw the same video
“Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! .......Tell her!”
3:18 House's fear is so apparent in the high-pitched "window" lol
SHH SHSHSH SHHHH SHHH
Today is TMI Tuesday!
When I was a child, I accidentally swallowed a penny. How? Well, I was laying on my back, holding a penny up, turning it over in my fingers and watching the light reflect off of it. It slipped out of my fingers and just so happened to fall into my mouth, at which point I automatically swallowed.
Mom took me to the doctor a while later, because it felt like it was still in my throat. The doc confirmed with an Xray that it had already passed into the large intestine, so we just had to monitor my bowel movements...
Cut to later that day/the next day and Mom (with a plastic baggie over her hand) finds the penny in my stool, washes it off, and it was *rainbow* colored.
The acids in my stomach had reacted to the metals and made it look pretty damned cool. It almost made me want to swallow another, 'cause that was pretty nifty... But seriously people, don't go swallowing coins, it's not good for you.
😂😂😂 You wanted to swallow another coin? I guess kids are all weird.
I was stupider. I had a magnet and some pennies. Kept putting them in and out of my mouth because I liked the taste. (Dont judge I was a weird kid). So I was savouring the taste of the pennies when I coughed and the penny made it's way down my throat. Started to panic but didn't want nanny to find out so I tried to pust it back up by pushing my neck. Mom soon found out and we went to get an X ray and saw it was still in my stomach.
Doctor wanted to perform surgery but mom said no and 3 days later I pooped it out.
My penny was also rainbow and to this day it is still in a little baggy as a "souvenir" as my doctor had phrased it. Our family doctor was wierd
@@shanayazaveri2620 Okay, so this response is super late because I just now saw your comment... But I am a 37 year old adult and I *still* get the occasional urge to swallow a penny so it'll come out rainbow...
Seriously nifty hahhahahahah
Did you keep the rainbow penny though?
"Hey hey hey you're not gonna pin this on me"
"You're telling me to do the right thing while CLIMBING OUT A WINDOW"
”SHHH shhh shhh shhh shhh tell her"
😂 The delivery of those lines kills me, Hilson friendship was the Best
Wouse
Its not often the we see House panic, or not knowing what to do. This episode is a treat
"You're telling me to do the right thing while climbing out a window?!"
*Frantic shushing*
"you're telling me to do the right thing while climbing down a WINDOooOOOW!!"
I died!!!
Why isn't anyone commenting about how cute that girl is
Knock knock
@@warpatato Imma sacrifice myself
Who's there?
coz people call men pedos if you call a child cute.
@@SD-ko3nn It's obvious that he thinks the child is adorable! It's as simple as that!
Because that is the quickest way to meet Chris Hanson.
2:10 You can see that Wilson’s actor was actually palming the quarter instead of the quarter actually being in the toddlers mouth to make it safe for her
"Rachel, how many coins did you eat?"
The terrified way House asked that cracked me up so bad. 😹😹😹
9:51
“What. . How did you eat a dime?”
“House”
Snitches get Stitches
(Also, she doesn’t look 2)
Ikr she looks 4/5
House-😴😑😑
Cuddy- “How did you eat a dime”
House-😑😑😑
Rachel-....”House”
House-😐😐
Who’s here 1-1-2020
Umm. What?
Edit: oh now I get it. Thought you were referring to the Wilson and House convo.
DunnoDontCare lol
Panicatthesociety 2-2-2020
No it’s 😳😳😳 for the last one
im here 4-2-20
"How did you eat a dime?"
"House."
Me: *cackles*
House: I'm in danger.
So you cackled at the moment the whole clip had been leading up to? You are a legend.
"Me: cackles" youtube comments is such a strange place
3:33 I have never seen this facial expression by House.
Both are medic with experience and can't manage a case of eat coins
Doctors not medics big difference
It is hilarious how they are the best in their field and are struggling here. This is why there are specializations.
well it would have been easier with the scope but she was only 2 years old
adults: no you can't eat coins!
kiddo: shiny flat thing delicious.
True but this is a more private life case. It isn’t a mom coming in with a child who definitely ate something to an appointment. It’s him trying to not let his gf find out that he put her child in danger.
I bet that was the little girl's first word, "House"
@@Backup_Plan Lol, no of course)
"How did you eat a dime?!"
"HOOOUSE"
House- *oh shoot*
.
Vote for IKE
@@bojohannesen4352 You do realize that uh. This was two years ago-
3:20 House truly terrified LOL, we never see House so terrified like this LOL
Wilson after House guilt trips him into something: Damn you chains of morality !
House and Wilson arguing when the latter is sneaking out through the window was probably the hardest I've laughed through the entire series. Just two teenagers in adult bodies.
3:19 this was the most funny part of this whole episode. Wilson shushing House was very funny. 😂😂😂
Now this it the top level of best friendship you can get xD
'You're telling me to do the right thing, while climbing out a window!' For some reason, that line never fails to make me laugh.
Not for "some reason" but because it is FUNNY to thousands people, not just you.
1:50 Never underestimate the chaos that can be caused by a hungry, unattended child.
Paradoxically, house wishing he was 'nicer' was a longing for him to exploit a good image for malicious intent.
This is one of the few shows that you can always rewatch and never get bored of. Whenever my current show’s seasons are over (there aren’t many I watch now, as for the most part TV sucks) I always go back to these old shows to keep myself entertained. Shows like House, White Collar, Criminal Minds, Suits, Grimm, etc, will always be irreplaceable.
Exactly. Those Olds shows are goated compared to d new ones
Add madmen to that list, and sopranos
And a show you probably haven’t seen but was awesome, Banshee
@@Meowface. and Burn Notice is another one I forgot to add!
4:10
...
...
"DEBB !"
*Freaking out*
Gotta love House’s panic eyes 😂😂😂
Both afraid of Cuddy
😂🤣
House is a good dad actually
❤️
Wilson is a good friend....
❤️
Never wanted this show to end....😔
House is a terrible dad. The first thing he tried to do was dump the responsibility on Wilson so he could go party, and his game of chicken is why Rachel was unsupervised to begin with.
@@michaelccozens clearly you didnt see the episode when he played games with her to get her into a good preschool
It's so comical. It's like we aren't watching House MD but a romantic comedy (in a good sense).
Love how she drops house in it at the end. Hugh Laurie is obviously a very good actor as I just can't believe how different he is in the great series
"i'll stay if you stay"
oh my goodness so 3rd grade
Lmao
What do you got there sweetie? LOL, House's parent voice
“Your telling me to do the right thing while climbing out a window”
Friendship goals
Out of all the food around her.. she “ate” a dime
Kids....)))))
They look tasty, duh.
People pay ridiculous amounts to eat dishes with tasteless, unchewable gold foil. At least Rachel has the excuse of not knowing better.
4:20 she looks so smug about House having to search her diaper
I think Cuddy was more upset that House didn’t tell her what happened right away than the fact that Rachel swallowed a dime.
I like the scene when house and wilson were calculating together and almost failing xD
"I am NOT going to bargain babysitting for sex ... who the hell said that?"
6:59
5:00 “oooo you’re in so much troubleeeee~~”
"I'll just scream, 'Look over there!'" I love sarcastic Wilson!
5:45 "'Cause it matches my eyes" I'M DYING 😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah we know your brain pan funny man
All your brain pans
3:27
*Tell her*
Disappears out window 😂
"How did you eat a dime ?
-House !"
Meanwhile in House's mind : *Shiiiiiiit....*
I’m rolling at the diaper inspection 😂
Wilson is the best possible friend one could ask for.
3:19 _god i love this part. especially how hugh delivers the line._
Hilson > Huddy
That's tea
Hilson < Huddy
Pumosia🦄💕 Nah Cuddy and House were never meant for each other
@@jordiko120 I know but it's sad true ☹️
Who's the girl in the pic?
What a cute kid,and so much personality,I could have sworn she raised an eyebrow when house went through her poop
She really did! Sassy😅
"You're telling me to do the right thing while climbing out a WINDOW-!"
"shh- shh- shh- SHH! sHH! TELL HER!" XD
Those 2 should have their own sitcom 😂
Such two great fathers the two are.
“I’m leaving!”
“I’m leaving!”
Is this a new form of playing chicken? XD
The whole "wilson climbes out of a window scene" is just zo great
Just the look of "oh crap" on House's face at the end xD
HAHAHAHAHA, thanks for telling is that you also think the funniest part is funny!!!!1 HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAAAA
"You're telling me to do the right thing...while climbing out the WINDOW?!?!
When I was about five, I swallowed a penny and threw it up. I never did that again, because my mom took me to the hospital, where I got a shot (I don't remember if it had anything to do with the penny, or if I was due for an immunization).
I laughed way too hard at this. Seeing what other people did as kids makes me realize how unusually well behaved I was
@@hayleymarse2853 Your parents were very lucky. I wasn't an angel, but I behaved alright for the most part. I just used to put everything in my mouth. Now, my mom is a pre-school teacher, and she comes home with some pretty crazy stories. Some of those kids make eating a penny sound cute, if you can believe it.
Ronin Elenion That’s pretty funny. I definitely had my moments but I’ve always been a people pleaser. I have a job teaching dance and gymnastics classes for preschool kids and they are pretty crazy and super cute so I can totally imagine making eating a penny cute. It’s so interesting seeing the different maturity levels of kids because there are some three year olds who you can hold a serious conversation with and some who just want to get into trouble. They are mostly pretty sweet though
@@hayleymarse2853 That's true. You have to take the good with the bad.
I ate a nickel when I was little and the doctor didn't care
Cuddy: "What...? How did you eat a dime?"
Rachel: "House."
(One of my favorite endings ever! 😂)
House: “You’re telling me to do the right thing, while climbing out of a window?!?!”
Wilson:”Shh shh shh 🤫.”
“You know, just make sure she doesn’t die.”
“You’re telling me to do the right thing while climbing out a window?!?!”
Neighbor sees Wilson run out the window, thinks House is cheating on cuddy with Wilson while she was away XD
house had the hots for wilson since....always 0:30.
they have the gay for eachother
Khorps Lol
I ship them so much 🤣
“You’re telling me to do the right thing then climbing out of w i n d o w !!” IM DEAD AHAHAHHAHSHHA😂😂
3:25 "Tell her!". I find it funny with Wilson and windows lol
I love when the pan over Cuddy sleeping and House is wide awake haha
House: You’re telling me to do the right thing while climbing out a window!
Wilson: *aggressive shushing*
3:19 might be one of my favorite House-Wilson moments in the show
This is really adorable hilarious masterpiece , ( House ) is totally out of character admitting that he is actually loving this child and get scared of ( Cuddy )
🥰🤣👑