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  • @rubenlarochelle1881
    @rubenlarochelle1881 2 года назад +3055

    -"You _stole_ my patient."
    -"You _kidnapped_ my guitar."
    Gotta love the verb choices.

    • @tjjordan4207
      @tjjordan4207 Год назад +57

      Except that the guitar will always be faithful and make the owner happy. It’s the perfect marriage.

    • @theguythatlikeslegos7708
      @theguythatlikeslegos7708 Год назад +25

      ​@@tjjordan4207other than string change
      You gotta worship the devil in the hopes that the high E doesn't snap

    • @Ian_sothejokeworks
      @Ian_sothejokeworks 3 месяца назад +4

      I didn't notice that!! The object gets the human verb, and the human gets objectified! 😂 You made my day!

  • @brentage5000
    @brentage5000 5 лет назад +5915

    "I am flattered you would consider me this bold and brilliant--"
    *reads a newspaper with letters obviously cut out*

    • @noobycreeperbruh4940
      @noobycreeperbruh4940 4 года назад +88

      Brent Dreher not only that, one could tell the newspaper was old judging by the dark orangish tint to the paper, I believe that's what happens when newspapers oxidize. He was reading a really old newspaper XD

    • @timwoods3171
      @timwoods3171 4 года назад +51

      Plus, House's double-take at the sinister carved-up newspaper! :)

    • @timewalker6654
      @timewalker6654 4 года назад +27

      yea, that's the joke. You did it.

    • @AverageLeagueHack
      @AverageLeagueHack 4 года назад +22

      Same as when he says " It looks like someone filed half way through your cane while you were sleeping. " 🤣

    • @raulbetancourt5795
      @raulbetancourt5795 3 года назад +7

      He is so clever 🤣🤣

  • @Ajuhdnis
    @Ajuhdnis 5 лет назад +11446

    "Any attempt to contact the FBI or other law enforcement agencies....... Or Cuddy" That part kills me!

  • @HoodieKenneth
    @HoodieKenneth 5 лет назад +10633

    “It takes a criminal mastermind”, after seeing the newspaper cutout killed me 😂😂😂

    • @Badlands_Joker
      @Badlands_Joker 5 лет назад +18

      K.C 911 likes

    • @derrickstorm6976
      @derrickstorm6976 5 лет назад +19

      Actually before, but yeah 😂

    • @obedcruz91
      @obedcruz91 4 года назад +5

      I dont have it :v

    • @rustyd317
      @rustyd317 4 года назад +88

      the funny thing is, is that the newspaper wasn't used for the cutout, since the letters are colored, not black and off white.

    • @Diego-lt4wm
      @Diego-lt4wm 4 года назад +41

      In that moment House knew Wilson was being sarcastic hahahahaha

  • @muizawang
    @muizawang 5 лет назад +4245

    ‘Almost like a scream... reeeeeeee’ 😂😂😂 That line killed me

    • @onawal931
      @onawal931 5 лет назад +144

      That and "I'm on SPEEEEEEEED" are the two funniest things from Wilson ever.

    • @marinam.2293
      @marinam.2293 2 года назад +11

      Came here to see this comment! That part killed me, especially the little pathetic high-pitched scream... having a brother who's a musician, I've heard this sound before! 😂😂😂 🎸

    • @mightypigeon836
      @mightypigeon836 Год назад +2

      @@marinam.2293 I mean, the string would snap, it wouldn’t make a sound unless you plucked it… but this is funnier

    • @agentspliff
      @agentspliff Год назад +2

      @@mightypigeon836 I think he means before it snaps. whoever wrote that line should have asked hugh about it

    • @ΚωνσταντίναΠετρίδου-μ1π
      @ΚωνσταντίναΠετρίδου-μ1π Год назад +2

      The only reason why I haven't already replayed this part a dozen times is that if I did, my laugh would wake up not only my parents and sister but the neighbors too (it's 4am here, don't even ask)🤣 anyway i seriously struggled to keep it low even just the first time lol

  • @VivaLaDnDLogs
    @VivaLaDnDLogs 4 года назад +5184

    "I think they want what all kidnappers want. For you to interview 5-7 well-qualified fellowship candidates."
    That Wilson can say it with a straight face is the BEST part.

  • @headrockbeats
    @headrockbeats 5 лет назад +1525

    I don't know why, but the funniest part to me was that Wilson's cut newspaper was obviously not the one he cut the letters out of - he just cut random squares out of a newspaper's front page _solely to make the joke._

    • @Redman-2490
      @Redman-2490 Год назад +126

      That had never even crossed my mind till just now. That does make it ten times funnier

    • @Timeward76
      @Timeward76 8 месяцев назад +45

      I love how house just... Stops mid sentence and stares... In disbelief.

    • @rudimentaryschizo2799
      @rudimentaryschizo2799 7 месяцев назад +3

      Hahahahahahaha never realized that

    • @PokeMageTech
      @PokeMageTech 6 месяцев назад +8

      Alternatively, lazy prop master…

    • @kore3919
      @kore3919 6 месяцев назад +11

      Those letters were way too colorful and styled to have come out of a newspaper. A magazine maybe, but not a newspaper. 😂

  • @akashsuresh1369
    @akashsuresh1369 5 лет назад +7019

    " Any attempt to contact the FBI or other law enforcement agencies....... Or Cuddy, will be met with..........and a large coke No Ice. " ---- Greatest criminal mastermind monologue I have ever heard.

    • @grahamlopez6202
      @grahamlopez6202 5 лет назад +146

      So, I call the FBI and do they bring me the large coke or does somebody else get it for me?

    • @shantoledwards130
      @shantoledwards130 5 лет назад +15

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 gold

    • @DearValentina
      @DearValentina 4 года назад +22

      And a large soda.

    • @alfredarmourlock132
      @alfredarmourlock132 3 года назад +8

      @@grahamlopez6202 yo if you’re calling then get me some nuggets?

    • @sonicman9910
      @sonicman9910 2 года назад +4

      Greatest legal mind I ever knew.

  • @Witixin
    @Witixin 5 лет назад +3337

    6:00 how are they not laughing. The voice of Wilson when talking about the guitar strings really gets me.

    • @brentage5000
      @brentage5000 5 лет назад +229

      That's when we realize that Wilson is just as messed up as House

    • @joebenzz
      @joebenzz 5 лет назад +90

      eeeeeee

    • @johnr.timmers2297
      @johnr.timmers2297 5 лет назад +142

      I imagine they had multiple takes to stay serious during that

    • @EhCanadianGamer
      @EhCanadianGamer 5 лет назад +50

      Mostly cause house is pissed. Lol. Giving Wilson that "you motherfucker" look.

    • @georgeboehmler7211
      @georgeboehmler7211 5 лет назад +41

      John R. Timmers
      Definitely, after watching the bloopers for this show, you just know they had so much fun on set

  • @jinny13
    @jinny13 2 года назад +1241

    Wilson is great in this clip. The cutout newspaper, the request of the kidnapper for reviewing resumes, talking about how bold and diabolical the kidnapper(s) are… brilliant! I love how he goes up against House.

    • @theterribleanimator1793
      @theterribleanimator1793 2 года назад +7

      the kidnapping of a cancer patient in chemo, fantastic episode i agree.

    • @LT808HI
      @LT808HI Год назад +3

      House always has to one up lol

    • @hellfighter496
      @hellfighter496 Год назад +6

      not to mention the "screaming" of a guitar

    • @EclecticallyEccentric
      @EclecticallyEccentric Год назад +1

      ​@@hellfighter496 Reeeeeee

    • @davidf2244
      @davidf2244 Год назад +6

      The newspaper fucking sent me.
      That's par with House's best antics. Brilliant.
      House knocked it out of the park with the chickens though.

  • @activemessiah
    @activemessiah 5 лет назад +6074

    Has a $12000 guitar but no money for lunch.... ever.

    • @punkkurt5
      @punkkurt5 5 лет назад +787

      Gotta save up $12,000 somehow 😂

    • @Danny-th4lh
      @Danny-th4lh 5 лет назад +278

      AND he’s a doctor 😂 he gets payed like thousands probably

    • @punkkurt5
      @punkkurt5 5 лет назад +151

      @@Danny-th4lh oooof Doctors get paid $100,000 at least

    • @JC-lu8dt
      @JC-lu8dt 5 лет назад +8

      Lmaooo

    • @richardhammer187
      @richardhammer187 4 года назад +268

      @ this. He's always got cash, he just likes to fuck with people!

  • @SnuffIt
    @SnuffIt 3 года назад +1393

    "Wow this kidnapper isn't just bold, he's DIABOLICAL"
    **Wilson sends House a box with a piece of his guitar in it**
    He was indeed DIABOLICAL

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 2 года назад +37

      Terrorists terrorize, who knew

    • @PokeMageTech
      @PokeMageTech 6 месяцев назад +2

      Sorry to bother after two years, but: can whatever that part is be simply reinstalled?
      I am not musically inclined. I only know the basic about guitars: you pluck/strum the strings to make notes, and you adjust the pegs to tighten/loosen the strings to tune it. (I chose physics for my college science credits while at a collegiate high school, while everyone else did chemistry - so, I’m familiar with the math.)

    • @Ozzie143
      @Ozzie143 6 месяцев назад +17

      ⁠@@PokeMageTechit’s a tremelo arm with the bridge and yes it can be reinstalled. Most likely wilson used another guitar’s bridge with the same colour to blackmail house because a $12,000 vintage guitar will not get that treatment.

    • @PokeMageTech
      @PokeMageTech 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@Ozzie143
      Cool, thank you.

  • @malinasworld
    @malinasworld 5 лет назад +1866

    Dr. Gregory House, one of the cleverest doctors in the world, looks under a cushion for his guitar.

    • @boogerrrrr
      @boogerrrrr 4 года назад +51

      Lmao yea
      But wilson could have carved out the section underneath the couch to store the guitar

    • @SnuffIt
      @SnuffIt 3 года назад +19

      Maybe he was looking for a key to a storage room where Wilson could have hide the guitar or something like that

    • @shreyassarangi6106
      @shreyassarangi6106 3 года назад +20

      If my guitar were missing I wouldn't think twice when prompted ;-;

    • @Somegoy
      @Somegoy 2 года назад +14

      The way he almost puts the couch through the window looking under it is so perfect to his character

    • @BillyBob000-r4s
      @BillyBob000-r4s Год назад +5

      And proceeds to delete Wilson’s show off of TiVo he’s pure evil 😂😂😂

  • @Maerahn
    @Maerahn 5 лет назад +7254

    Y'know, House is always lauded as the genius in this show, but Wilson doesn't do a bad job of genius-ing either. :)

    • @adalvarthepeaceful
      @adalvarthepeaceful 5 лет назад +425

      Yeah since that's kinda the point, since the show's dynamic is based on Sherlock Holmes and Watson, and Watson was very much a genius in his own right.

    • @SuperBenball
      @SuperBenball 5 лет назад +263

      Ofcourse. House wouldn't be friends with someone who isn't almost as clever as he is.

    • @chennykins1550
      @chennykins1550 4 года назад +64

      Atharva Vaze “birds of a feather flock together” you’re right 😉

    • @SohanBiswas_SB09
      @SohanBiswas_SB09 4 года назад +27

      The newspaper clippings proves it!🤣

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 4 года назад +3

      @@adalvarthepeaceful Jeez, everybody knows that they are based on Sherlock and Watson, smarty pants

  • @karlhans8304
    @karlhans8304 5 лет назад +1438

    It was House`s nemesis, Dr Lupus

    • @brentage5000
      @brentage5000 5 лет назад +49

      That was the one thing I was waiting for the whole series -- the unfortunately named Dr. Javier Lupus

    • @jefferybaker6992
      @jefferybaker6992 5 лет назад +33

      It's never lupus. 🤣

    • @adrianisbad7598
      @adrianisbad7598 5 лет назад

      Brent Dreher Ky.

    • @RealD8
      @RealD8 3 года назад +1

      With accomplice Dr Stairs

    • @icekachutaiga9198
      @icekachutaiga9198 3 года назад

      😂

  • @RobotHunter1234
    @RobotHunter1234 5 лет назад +2751

    Patient: *freaked out*
    House: The room upstairs is bigger, has cable, has better looking sponge bath nurses...
    Patient: Oh... :D

  • @charly3689
    @charly3689 5 лет назад +326

    Wilson’s face when he looked in the box. Who else fell in love slightly

    • @bellerain381
      @bellerain381 4 года назад +10

      Who wouldn’t fall in love with those big brown eyes??? 😍
      And if he can go toe to toe with House?? That’s the cherry on top!

    • @swetashetty941
      @swetashetty941 3 года назад +22

      I would love for Wilson to love me as much as he loves House ❤️

    • @ravenID429
      @ravenID429 3 года назад +6

      House

    • @Ajuhdnis
      @Ajuhdnis 2 года назад +9

      A bit more than slightly

    • @flatbxtch6141
      @flatbxtch6141 Год назад +3

      Season 1 wilson especially, oh my lord…..

  • @succpranos
    @succpranos 5 лет назад +2055

    Wilson really was the best

    • @zannatulferdous9087
      @zannatulferdous9087 5 лет назад +17

      was ;(

    • @jona4462
      @jona4462 5 лет назад +10

      Was?

    • @neontime8507
      @neontime8507 5 лет назад +79

      Shivanshu Siyanwal he could just be alluding to the fact that the show ended...7 YEARS AGO?! Holy shit!

    • @alexhjc8
      @alexhjc8 5 лет назад +5

      @@neontime8507 Not everyone finished watching it though, I just started and am at season 3 in 2019, so please keep the spoilers for yourself no matter how old the show is, or at least put up a spoiler alert. Thanks!

    • @dubious6718
      @dubious6718 5 лет назад +22

      @@alexhjc8 Don't watch videos on RUclips about series you haven't seen and if you still not finished, he died of cancer

  • @danterik9781
    @danterik9781 5 лет назад +3041

    'Its a GUITAR, you took a HUMAN BEING'
    ..... *NOW* who doesnt have a sense of humor.

    • @VelinSevven
      @VelinSevven 5 лет назад +89

      He's right, the guitar is more important. I'd torture a person before I'd destroy a guitar lol

    • @ridanoor3228
      @ridanoor3228 5 лет назад +29

      I mean they are better they don’t lie like humans

    • @trollllol5270
      @trollllol5270 5 лет назад +8

      Rida Noor its a Gibson don’t be so sure

    • @VelinSevven
      @VelinSevven 5 лет назад +2

      @@trollllol5270 lol Gibbons always lies

    • @deejayxcrypt
      @deejayxcrypt 5 лет назад +6

      @@VelinSevven Aye. Not even a joking. There are many very minor things that can barely be considered torture.
      Destruction, be it guitar or whatever, can be very "final".

  • @0urlady0fsorr0wss
    @0urlady0fsorr0wss 4 года назад +427

    When Wilson was describing the screech of a string on guitar when you overly tighten it, as a guitarist I winced so hard 😓

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 4 года назад +5

      Terrorists terrorize

  • @jamesjackson8081
    @jamesjackson8081 5 лет назад +359

    "I don't negotiate with terrorists, I smoke them out of their hidey-holes"

    • @sebastianmaregatti
      @sebastianmaregatti 5 лет назад +7

      James Jackson “you know what terrorists do when you don’t negotiate?they terrorize”

    • @ChristineTheHippie
      @ChristineTheHippie 9 месяцев назад +4

      Do you know what terrorists do when you don't negotiate? They terrorize

    • @Dayserking
      @Dayserking 5 месяцев назад

      @@ChristineTheHippieBRING. IT. ON

  • @niesson9456
    @niesson9456 4 года назад +460

    Love that they switched the roles:
    Patient is: "You STOLE my patient"
    Guitar is: "You KIDNAPPED my guitar"
    Stole is usually used for objects. And things seen as property, at least is how I've heard it used a lotxD
    That's how much he loved his guitar.

    • @annmarie8483
      @annmarie8483 4 года назад +7

      oh wow great observation!!

    • @patlee4858
      @patlee4858 2 года назад +18

      it also shows how wilson sees his patients similar to house

    • @PokeMageTech
      @PokeMageTech 6 месяцев назад

      Legally, dogs are property. But it’s normal to say one’s been “kidnapped” or “dognapped” rather than “stolen”.

  • @MikeMJPMUNCH
    @MikeMJPMUNCH Год назад +69

    The moments when House and Wilson act like feuding 12 years old are some of the best parts of the series

  • @gusparkwood4890
    @gusparkwood4890 4 года назад +283

    "He's diabolical." 😂😂😂😂 Wilson's just wonderful.

  • @dominicdo2719
    @dominicdo2719 5 лет назад +312

    I lost it when Wilson tried to mimic the noise of the overstrung guitar strings LOL

  • @BrockPlaysFortnite
    @BrockPlaysFortnite 4 года назад +1765

    Lmao he threw the phone out the window

    • @jamesoneil9132
      @jamesoneil9132 4 года назад +5

      Your easy to impress.

    • @SkyReviewsNet
      @SkyReviewsNet 4 года назад +50

      @@jamesoneil9132 my easy to impress what?

    • @RchardMosqueda
      @RchardMosqueda 3 года назад +1

      TV remote

    • @AlexandriaLibraryGame
      @AlexandriaLibraryGame 3 года назад +12

      @@RchardMosqueda 4:11 no it was the phone on Wilson's house, he called after realizing he was sent out of his house to the hospital in a fake emergency by House.

    • @jismy012
      @jismy012 3 года назад +5

      WHO TF TURNS THEIR AMP ON BEFORE PLUGGING THE GUITAR IN

  • @otm7734
    @otm7734 5 лет назад +1142

    I love watching House and Wilson annoying each other

  • @Zuiderzee-Lives
    @Zuiderzee-Lives 5 лет назад +308

    In fact, Dr. Wilson, the sound a guitar string makes as it reaches the breaking point is something more along the lines of “eeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEETHWAP!”

  • @richardroberson2564
    @richardroberson2564 4 года назад +712

    "Dont call Wilson if you need anything"
    "Hes getting his last set of hormone shots"
    This show is great.

  • @jim394
    @jim394 4 года назад +329

    1:20
    House: "What do you want?"
    Wilson: "Me? Nothing. But I'm sure the kidnapper wants what every kidnapper wants. To see you interview 5-7 well qualified fellowship candidates." lol

  • @Crowald
    @Crowald 2 года назад +62

    A few years after House ended, Robert Sean Leonard would go on to play a villain's role in the Blacklist, a crime drama procedural series on NBC. In a seemingly obvious nod to his role in House, he played a doctor. Frederick Barnes, as played by Robert, was an anti-villain who was experimenting on unwilling test subjects as a means of curing his son of a rare and inordinately fatal illness. In a very subtle, blink-and-you'll-miss-it nod to the series, the doctor on the kid's paperwork is a James Wilson, with a consulting doctor "G.H." wrote a prescription for hydrocodone at the bottom of the page.
    Robert Sean Leonard does a wonderful job of portraying a desperate father doing anything to try and save his son, even if it means sacrificing his own life in the process. It's not a highly rated episode, but I feel the emotional side of the storytelling in it is tightly done and reflects on his nature as a very emotionally thoughtful and expressive actor.

  • @thisissketchy9339
    @thisissketchy9339 4 года назад +1527

    *House:* What is _El Fuego Del Amour_ and why do you need 10 of them?
    *Wilson:* It's a telenovela, i'm learning spanish.
    *House:* Say _adios._
    *Wilson:* Are you erasing it!? House, not the season finale!
    *House:* I don't negotiate with terrorists.
    Got me😂😂😂

    • @Luscinia_Nightengale
      @Luscinia_Nightengale 3 года назад +70

      The irony of it being that House behaves more like a terrorist than Wilson does. Wilson threatens to damage a $12'000 guitar so House decides to kidnap an Oncology patient in retaliation.

    • @little_pretty_little_dead
      @little_pretty_little_dead 3 года назад +51

      The funniest bit is that Wilson already accepted that he was going to lose at least part of the El Fuego Del Amour, lol.

    • @RealD8
      @RealD8 3 года назад +15

      Do you know what terrorists do when you don't negotiate? They terrorize

    • @davidturner6280
      @davidturner6280 3 года назад +5

      Amor*

    • @criscabrera9098
      @criscabrera9098 3 года назад +3

      @@RealD8 bring it on

  • @thewanderingwriter4448
    @thewanderingwriter4448 5 лет назад +713

    My Goodness imagine if someone kidnap Sherlock's violin

    • @crucisnh
      @crucisnh 5 лет назад +44

      Wandering, House was based on Sherlock Holmes. And Wilson is based on Dr. Watson.

    • @thewanderingwriter4448
      @thewanderingwriter4448 5 лет назад +35

      @@crucisnh Yup! Thats true. I just wonder how it would go if Sherlock was missing his violin. It'd be really funny! :D

    • @janelle4455
      @janelle4455 5 лет назад +33

      OMG LOL the prank war of epic proportions plus Sherlock going insane--legit Stradivarius violin? You do not fuck with that. Or with House.

    • @alexthebadassbadger5749
      @alexthebadassbadger5749 5 лет назад +18

      Someone please tweet it to Mark Gatiss and Steven Moffat!

    • @JoshConder
      @JoshConder 4 года назад +4

      He’s probably find it and the one who stole it in seconds flat.

  • @williamgregory1848
    @williamgregory1848 2 года назад +82

    You’ve almost got to appreciate House’s musical talents. The man not only plays the piano, but can also play the guitar.

    • @ChristineTheHippie
      @ChristineTheHippie Год назад +6

      Hugh Laurie has a pretty good singing voice

    • @analoren4745
      @analoren4745 Месяц назад +1

      Laurie is a pretty accomplished musician. He not only plays Guitar and Piano, but also sings very nicely, plays saxophone, drums, and also harmonica, and is jazz musician with two studio albums and a live album under his belt and a novel as well!

  • @tommynunez1495
    @tommynunez1495 5 лет назад +504

    "are you erasing my tivo?" Don't screw with House.

  • @radhikavij5921
    @radhikavij5921 5 лет назад +308

    “Its a guitar, you took a human!”
    Imagine someone not knowing the context hearing this 😂

  • @dr.ahmedsiddiqui1701
    @dr.ahmedsiddiqui1701 5 лет назад +1135

    I don't negotiate with terrorists 🤣🤣🤣

  • @deathmelon12
    @deathmelon12 5 лет назад +672

    It was a vintage Flying V....not gonna lie a lot of people would have the same reaction

    • @justjacksmusic2106
      @justjacksmusic2106 5 лет назад +20

      yeah... I freakin' agree....

    • @JasperJanssen
      @JasperJanssen 5 лет назад +96

      The bridge being sent back *with* splintered remains of the body, making the guitar unrepairable - or at least, not without major bodywork - gets me and I’m not even into guitars.

    • @Rapscallion2009
      @Rapscallion2009 5 лет назад +17

      Yep. Considering they basically come off with a few screws, that is unnecessary. And the damn thing will rattle, unless very carefully repaired.

    • @TYLERTRANCE
      @TYLERTRANCE 5 лет назад +72

      @@JasperJanssen It wasn't the bridge from House's guitar. Wilson ripped it off another guitar to "terrorize" House. Otherwise the end of that scene where Wilson describes the sound of overtightened strings wouldn't make sense.

    • @raghavsrivastava4280
      @raghavsrivastava4280 4 года назад +12

      seeing the trem bridge hurt me

  • @HarryWizard
    @HarryWizard 5 лет назад +188

    so many amazing quotes in this episode lmao "I don't negotiate with terrorists" has to be one of the funniest things throughout house

  • @bellerain381
    @bellerain381 4 года назад +281

    You gotta applaud Wilson for his boldness! I know House is clever and gets away with a lot, but you gotta admit James can hold his own too!

  • @onion.boo4206
    @onion.boo4206 4 года назад +78

    wilson literally cannot be a bigger nerd and I love it so much

  • @salvadorRondan
    @salvadorRondan 5 лет назад +240

    The picture of the guitar: i'm not dead still. Hahahaha fun.😂😂

  • @trenchcoatjoe1891
    @trenchcoatjoe1891 5 лет назад +70

    The guitar was kidnapped.
    The patient was stolen.
    Priorities.

  • @VisualBasic6
    @VisualBasic6 4 года назад +32

    I'm sorry but Wilson making the guitar "Scream" is absolutely hilarious in any context. it's so cringe and I love it.
    6:30

  • @finchcarvingadiamond
    @finchcarvingadiamond 2 года назад +45

    House's "how dare you?" face at 5:42 kills me every time

  • @theoneitself
    @theoneitself 5 лет назад +105

    " *El fuego del amor* " hahahaha Wilson's "TeleNovela" XD

  • @SerenityFeueropal
    @SerenityFeueropal 5 лет назад +154

    4:55 "Bring it on!" Flings phone out the window.
    So unnecessary! 😂

    • @Ramielzz
      @Ramielzz 2 года назад +1

      I didn’t even notice that he full force threw it out the window 😂

  • @edragyz8596
    @edragyz8596 5 лет назад +85

    Anybody gonna talk about the fact that he *YEETED* that phone out the window?

  • @romanr6850
    @romanr6850 4 года назад +37

    I like how Wilson used bandaids to adhere the cord to the wall. Brilliant.

  • @eazy1174
    @eazy1174 3 года назад +32

    "Any attempt to contact the FBI or any other law enforcement agencies...or Cuddy" lmao love this show

    • @ClericOfPholtus
      @ClericOfPholtus 9 месяцев назад

      Gotta admit
      House never tattled, he's a man of specific principles

  • @christinaz.271
    @christinaz.271 5 лет назад +569

    Conclusion: Do *NOT* take House's stuff.

  • @coolguy02536
    @coolguy02536 5 лет назад +117

    He threw the damn phone out the window.

  • @fatimatarekalhabshi999
    @fatimatarekalhabshi999 5 лет назад +51

    c' mon admit it everyone needs a friend like Wilson.

  • @rowdeemunkee
    @rowdeemunkee 5 лет назад +40

    Him holding up the cutout newspaper. Gold

  • @omainomai
    @omainomai 5 лет назад +164

    Wilson is House's real love interest..

  • @youstoletheinnocence
    @youstoletheinnocence 5 лет назад +284

    Love the little stare offs between House and Wilson. Also, how cool is that teddy bear in Wilson's office in mini apron and mini stethoscope.
    Also, Hi!

    • @zy5992
      @zy5992 5 лет назад +7

      it was so cute!

    • @maximodomiguez4079
      @maximodomiguez4079 4 года назад +4

      Its cute and sad beacuse its from the patients that Wilson has consulted

  • @dougstyles5091
    @dougstyles5091 5 лет назад +255

    House has the biggest office. Lol! And a $12000 guitar. Lucky bastard.

    • @jochemvh7655
      @jochemvh7655 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah I would put up a safe

    • @0megacron
      @0megacron 5 лет назад +20

      He probably makes something like $250,000 - $300,000 per year, so plunking down $12k on a vintage guitar he loves is almost pocket change.

    • @0megacron
      @0megacron 5 лет назад +14

      @RNG Stalinium True - I was guessing and was definitely on the low end. The transplant guy he blackmailed in an early season said he makes 600k a year when House tried to bribe him with a few thousand.

    • @one-minutemetal1290
      @one-minutemetal1290 5 лет назад +7

      @@0megacron No one would wanna lose a guitar, it's a bad feeling. especially one worth $12k despite how much you earn

    • @delraybrewer
      @delraybrewer 5 лет назад +4

      Well he's a specialist and department head, and owns practically nothing except that guitar and the piano. My kind of life.

  • @morganv.9325
    @morganv.9325 5 лет назад +45

    "Almost like a scream... eeeeehhhh" i. Started. Dying.

  • @mikea.4779
    @mikea.4779 5 лет назад +50

    Their friendship is PURE GOLD!
    Love they're synergy as actors!

  • @xoriatis7146
    @xoriatis7146 4 года назад +36

    "I don't negotiate with terrorists..."
    House really is the best!

  • @benjisthebestdog
    @benjisthebestdog 5 лет назад +142

    these two are so iconic

  • @Oneiriel
    @Oneiriel 5 лет назад +72

    I love the lighter and funner parts of this show and House and Wilson's friendship.

  • @mattgilbert7347
    @mattgilbert7347 3 года назад +26

    House is representative of most guitarists: expensive gear, no money for anything else.
    Also: Wilson is a badass

  • @psychotic6708
    @psychotic6708 4 года назад +17

    I love this about house md. The character development is so deep and especially between house and Wilson is so funny and natural

  • @Angel36930
    @Angel36930 5 лет назад +59

    06:27 this moment made me proud of wilson🤭🤭🤭 u terrouse that House

  • @karlopostrimovski
    @karlopostrimovski 5 лет назад +26

    - You STOLE my patient. - You KIDNAPPED my guitar.

  • @varianschirmer9375
    @varianschirmer9375 3 года назад +7

    4:40 "I don't negotiate with terrorists.
    [And throw the phone out the window when he's done.]

  • @暧昧-u8e
    @暧昧-u8e 5 лет назад +31

    "You took a human being!" I love how petty House is.

  • @christo-gj1qk
    @christo-gj1qk 5 лет назад +47

    Lol *"It's a guitar, you took a human being!"*

  • @ATalkingDoubleBarrel
    @ATalkingDoubleBarrel 3 года назад +14

    I love it how Wilson is shaking in surprise after House barging into his room.

  • @hawkfrost2463
    @hawkfrost2463 5 лет назад +192

    Diagnosing a patient with hostages.
    Now House’s guitar gets taken hostage.
    I love this show 😂

  • @LongLiveTheBeat
    @LongLiveTheBeat 5 лет назад +31

    “...almost like a scream...
    ...eeghhhhh... ehhhhhhh...”

  • @averythesuperhero
    @averythesuperhero 4 года назад +14

    Gotta give props to the sound team and composers for those parts. The samples of actual electric guitars and rising tones that sound like tightening strings are just really awesome little touches

  • @telegraphicfilms9908
    @telegraphicfilms9908 3 года назад +25

    Love Wilson’s villain voice 😂😂😂

  • @BspongeB
    @BspongeB 5 лет назад +23

    I think Wilson finally got to House. I love it.

  • @Myview246
    @Myview246 4 года назад +19

    *"Oh look at me I got the House interview.... I'm so cool.... **_WOOOO!_* 😂😂

  • @hali22996
    @hali22996 5 лет назад +101

    Wilson was at his best here!

  • @izunauchida5885
    @izunauchida5885 3 года назад +10

    0:55 that short paralyzing pause always gets me bcs that is also my reaction when I get caught.

  • @IneptOrange
    @IneptOrange 4 года назад +62

    I need a movie in which Robert Sean Leonard plays a villain

    • @Umeed806
      @Umeed806 3 года назад +8

      He played one in Blacklist episode

    • @nicholasfarrell5981
      @nicholasfarrell5981 3 года назад +2

      @@Umeed806 pretty sure he played a villain in some cop show (Blue Bloods, if I remember correctly) as well.

  • @derrickdinwiddie8759
    @derrickdinwiddie8759 3 года назад +8

    "You were bouncing ideas off a janitor!" "And solved the case!" 🤣🤣

  • @rubenlarochelle1881
    @rubenlarochelle1881 4 года назад +17

    1:13 How did House not burst laughing ahah

  • @addisonevans8086
    @addisonevans8086 3 года назад +8

    5:25 “WHAT’S IN THE BOX?!?!”

  • @jingyulee96
    @jingyulee96 2 года назад +7

    03:04 Smug Wilson is the best Wilson

  • @KarlenkoFisher
    @KarlenkoFisher 11 месяцев назад +3

    4:45, that was gold, Wilson was pulling the kidnapper role and House gave him the good old cop role,

  • @xyrenegade
    @xyrenegade 5 лет назад +657

    "It's a guitar, not a human being"
    Bruh I have a 1500$ guitar and I treat it like a human being.
    Edit: If anyone asks, I have a Gibson SG 2018 Satin Cherry

    • @mrsquishy1561
      @mrsquishy1561 5 лет назад +9

      Mine is only like 500 but it's a Mick Thomson signature and i treat like I would treat my kid.

    • @xneobloodchaosx7875
      @xneobloodchaosx7875 5 лет назад +13

      I treat my laptop better than a human being lol I just prefer it over people

    • @charlesdarwin6224
      @charlesdarwin6224 5 лет назад +12

      You stroke and pick at human beings?

    • @mrsquishy1561
      @mrsquishy1561 5 лет назад +1

      @FungusYoung the Ibanez MTM1

    • @WillHart423
      @WillHart423 5 лет назад +7

      I have a $4000 guitar and I treat it like a guitar. Now of course 12k would be different...

  • @swetashetty941
    @swetashetty941 3 года назад +8

    The friendship factor between House and Wilson was as important part of the series as the Holmes-esque solving of problems

  • @moncefm7069
    @moncefm7069 4 года назад +15

    i love house no questions asked
    but is wilson the most underrated male supporting role performance ever, or what??

  • @eviebradney2068
    @eviebradney2068 4 года назад +7

    SO many Iconic quotes from this one episode. I love this show so much 😂

  • @maxvie2192
    @maxvie2192 5 лет назад +6

    This has to be one of the most hilarious episodes..! The cute chemistry between House and Wilson...! My my!!! And Wilson’s expressions are another level..! 🙌

  • @rafsolo
    @rafsolo 2 года назад +33

    Wilson has been holding back the entire show! The one time he really let go on House 🤣

  • @vitomcsween974
    @vitomcsween974 5 лет назад +9

    It's times like this that Wilson really enjoys being Houses friend

  • @candyman0202
    @candyman0202 Год назад +8

    The fact that he keeps pretending he has no idea who the kidnaper or (ers) are yet has such insight 😂😂😂😂😂 friends r funny

  • @olsn
    @olsn 3 года назад +3

    2:43 i love how he yanks up the couch LOL

  • @randymarshislorde
    @randymarshislorde 2 года назад +19

    Wilson's "hidden in plain sight villain monologue" about tightening the guitar string gets me every single time. Idk why I find it so funny but it nearly brings me to tears. And that's really saying something in my case

  • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
    @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 5 лет назад +2

    Iconic! Suc an important milestone of their friendship) How much fun they must have had while shooting this)))

  • @sizedtoaster0278
    @sizedtoaster0278 2 года назад +4

    Ok...Wilson holding up a newspaper with cut outside is..
    .....Adorable.

  • @Dan-qy6zv
    @Dan-qy6zv 4 года назад +57

    "You were bouncing ideas off a janitor!"
    "And solved the case!"
    ...he has a point.

    • @michaelmcdoesntexist1459
      @michaelmcdoesntexist1459 3 года назад

      No he didnt. The case wasn't solved at that point, and he needed help from Cuddy, Wilson and a random doctor.

  • @paulmartinez594
    @paulmartinez594 5 лет назад +37

    it was mister Dalliard

    • @samcox7626
      @samcox7626 5 лет назад +5

      A nieche but brilliant reference

    • @rummy692
      @rummy692 5 лет назад

      LMAO

    • @NigelGreesly
      @NigelGreesly 5 лет назад +5

      So that's why house never says good morning! It all makes sense now.

  • @amirulhakim268
    @amirulhakim268 2 года назад +7

    "you stole my patient"
    "you kidnapped my guitar"
    master writers at their wordplay level are geniuses hahahahah

  • @Legba85
    @Legba85 2 года назад +3

    I showed my buddy this clip and the guitar House had. As soon as Wilson pulled out that piece, he screamed “MURDERER!!!!!!”