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  • Опубликовано: 16 янв 2025

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  • @johnr.timmers2297
    @johnr.timmers2297 5 лет назад +10100

    Wilson realizing he's been dosed too is great

    • @Enderplays12
      @Enderplays12 4 года назад +169

      YOU dugged m agan?
      *Face slams*

    • @Signs-tm9cv
      @Signs-tm9cv 4 года назад +210

      I laughed so hard because house was just amused by it😂😂😂😂

    • @Yugiohfans11
      @Yugiohfans11 4 года назад +163

      This is the third time it has happened.

    • @mihaelcerpnjak3422
      @mihaelcerpnjak3422 4 года назад +135

      I love the fact that Wilson's forehead is already red before he loses conscious. That's dedication🤣

    • @livelaughlovetaytay
      @livelaughlovetaytay 3 года назад +6

      Frrr

  • @lautarosoad
    @lautarosoad 5 лет назад +9590

    "Leaving aside the fact that House is a sociopath..."
    Best line ever.

    • @ameliapond1916
      @ameliapond1916 5 лет назад +98

      so glad I'm not the only one that loves this line!

    • @johnjordan3552
      @johnjordan3552 5 лет назад +45

      He is not a sociopath

    • @johnjordan3552
      @johnjordan3552 5 лет назад +73

      He is arrogant and narcisistic but he cares for people

    • @pvrrpghxst7867
      @pvrrpghxst7867 5 лет назад +5

      enes akar he’s a sociopath

    • @thedevilyouknow951
      @thedevilyouknow951 5 лет назад +11

      @@johnjordan3552 you're talking as if someone is trying to debate other wise

  • @notsonnyextra3578
    @notsonnyextra3578 3 года назад +4860

    The fact that Wilson is even at the dinner, and all his reactions to everything that he’s not even apart of is, absolutely golden.

    • @Zoras88
      @Zoras88 2 года назад +130

      Someone has to make sure House doesn't screw it up

    • @rachelsingermacdonald
      @rachelsingermacdonald 2 года назад +38

      Yeah why was he there anyway?

    • @chihiroisabelle8680
      @chihiroisabelle8680 2 года назад +230

      @@rachelsingermacdonald Emotional support Wilson.

    • @peachydarl
      @peachydarl 2 года назад +31

      I laughed so hard when he passed out too

    • @JustLikeAFlower
      @JustLikeAFlower 2 года назад +42

      Wilson is his family and this is the meeting of the family

  • @logiciansvlog5800
    @logiciansvlog5800 4 года назад +3019

    The restraint House showed before Cuddy's mom passed out was the most restraint he's showed throughout the entirety of these clips I've watched.

    • @brianhawley3877
      @brianhawley3877 3 года назад +62

      I’d say the whole series.

    • @Dracon350
      @Dracon350 2 года назад +69

      really was good timing on that dose too. House was about to let loose on her.

    • @jadecoolness101
      @jadecoolness101 2 года назад +84

      considering she just called her daughter a sIut, I mean.
      Anyone would lose restraint at that, not just House. He was being normal for once.

    • @rachelsingermacdonald
      @rachelsingermacdonald 2 года назад +2

      she agreed!

    • @perrycarters3113
      @perrycarters3113 Год назад +17

      @@Dracon350 House was about to go fuckin nuclear.

  • @DemonicRobots
    @DemonicRobots 2 года назад +2979

    Mother-in-law acting like she knows more about science when surrounded by three of the best doctors in the world is probably the most realistic aspect of this show.

    • @slightlydistressedslug6627
      @slightlydistressedslug6627 Год назад +12

      😂

    • @shrapnel77
      @shrapnel77 Год назад +13

      Cuddy? Really? One of the best in the world?

    • @MrHarshaagousta
      @MrHarshaagousta Год назад +95

      ​@@shrapnel77she runs the most advance hospital in the country and command (in paper) one of the most brilliant doctor in the world.... Yes she is definitely one of the best doctor, at least in the same league with wilson.

    • @shrapnel77
      @shrapnel77 Год назад +41

      @@MrHarshaagousta She's an administrator. If she was THAT good, she would be where House is. These are fictitious characters so everything here is moot, but she would be ACTIVELY practicing medicine, instead of administering people at the hospital.

    • @AKoboldsAdventures
      @AKoboldsAdventures Год назад +53

      ​@@shrapnel77She had to be a "normal" doctor before being promoted

  • @blame_the_Dog
    @blame_the_Dog 5 лет назад +6011

    Cuddy didn't verbally approve of house's actions but that look of appreciation on her face says it all.

    • @brandoncaldwell95
      @brandoncaldwell95 4 года назад +175

      More of a snicker of "yep, im involved with this lunatic" at the same time of the inner child to revenge to her mother comments.

    • @Rkenton48
      @Rkenton48 3 года назад +144

      especially that smile on her face while they did the dishes together
      I had always enjoyed washing dishes with my wife, averaging out the misery. Love you, Betty. Miss you.

    • @aditipant249
      @aditipant249 3 года назад +35

      I would have died laughing at that one. Cuddy held herself up pretty great

    • @peachydarl
      @peachydarl 2 года назад +1

      This is why they were the perfect match. How many other people would be ok with house dosing their mother?

    • @Alex-pm8wr
      @Alex-pm8wr 2 года назад +14

      @@Rkenton48 when she said "we have to average out our misery." I wish she said it with her usual warm & kindness. She never talked like that to the previous boyfriend either. Maybe bc he might not have taken her seriously otherwise. I actually appreciate that the writers included House being displeased with the mom when she insulted Cuddy in front of him.

  • @brandonkey181
    @brandonkey181 4 года назад +7812

    Wilson: "Actually, the whole sugar makes kids hyper thing is a myth"
    Cuddy's mom: *self righteous stare of anger and offense*

    • @DisKorruptd
      @DisKorruptd 4 года назад +648

      "How dare you correct me with factual studies!"

    • @i_booba
      @i_booba 4 года назад +175

      @@DisKorruptd Oddly relevant for today. Stay safe during covid.

    • @WhyTho525
      @WhyTho525 4 года назад +267

      So Cuddy's mother is a Karen ?

    • @krich8803
      @krich8803 4 года назад +101

      @@WhyTho525 I think she'd be more of a yenta... Since ya know, she's Jewish. But I could be wrong.

    • @lukemchugh719
      @lukemchugh719 4 года назад +98

      When you are proven wrong of your irrational believes The Karen Part of your Brain activates, which releases a chemical called dihydrokarenin which causes a self righteous state of anger and offence.

  • @MrHEC381991
    @MrHEC381991 5 лет назад +6156

    Not all heroes wear capes.
    They know the right dosage.

  • @t7okk1i
    @t7okk1i 4 года назад +2292

    I love how it’s a family dinner and Wilson’s always there 😂

    • @TheKenConker
      @TheKenConker 3 года назад +192

      Because he IS family!

    • @annatribe4244
      @annatribe4244 2 года назад +77

      Yup. He is family. The end

    • @michaelbyrnes803
      @michaelbyrnes803 2 года назад +14

      pretty sure its shabbat dinner as their jewish, my guess is he might have tagged along..? but no it is still very funny to me

    • @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr
      @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr 2 года назад +7

      @@michaelbyrnes803 , all Jews are one and the same, so Wilson being there makes perfect sense as to why he should be there.

    • @sundropgaming1801
      @sundropgaming1801 2 года назад +1

      @@annatribe4244 w h a t?

  • @Saiyanprince1114
    @Saiyanprince1114 3 года назад +640

    "Say you two got married. Would you convert to Judaism?"
    "We haven't gotten that far, Mom"
    "That's actually a REALLY interesting question..."
    Cuddy's *seriously?* face kills me every time 🤣

    • @shrapnel77
      @shrapnel77 Год назад +12

      She obviously knows very little of House to even ask the question. No way he converts.

    • @nationalinstituteofcheese3012
      @nationalinstituteofcheese3012 Год назад +8

      @@shrapnel77He can’t even convert to being a good person

    • @GaviaoKing
      @GaviaoKing Год назад +6

      Wilson was there exclusively to throw wood into the fire, and the way house notices that mid way into the dinner at 4:41 and 4:56 always cracks me up

    • @fba90130
      @fba90130 9 месяцев назад

      A little early to be taking the Twinkie out of the wrapper.

  • @tilaNmanx
    @tilaNmanx 5 лет назад +12219

    "That is what a relationship is. We average our misery."
    Damn.

    • @snakebeing756
      @snakebeing756 5 лет назад +343

      Man House got slammed by that.

    • @humanalsowritterstephanie2195
      @humanalsowritterstephanie2195 5 лет назад +26

      Tiia Mannix 🧲 If I knew it was okay not to be perfect in life , I might of married.

    • @Rexwar31
      @Rexwar31 5 лет назад +29

      Facts though

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 5 лет назад +22

      @@MrMrvin27 Oh boo hoo, whiny brat, you probably don't even understand the true meaning of this phrase

    • @ieuanhunt552
      @ieuanhunt552 5 лет назад +117

      @@MrMrvin27 sharing the misery makes it half as bad. Smooths out the spikes on the graph of your misery chart. Relationships are worth it.

  • @cornnflaekk675
    @cornnflaekk675 5 лет назад +8239

    Cuddys mom: *being annoying*
    House: "I'm going to do what's called a pro gamer move"

  • @chungusbooper
    @chungusbooper 5 лет назад +3461

    Cuddy:
    "We average our misery."
    House:
    "( O c O)"

    • @alepartidav.7664
      @alepartidav.7664 5 лет назад +53

      James Peterson *insert surprised pikachu*

    • @trueredlucky954
      @trueredlucky954 5 лет назад +79

      Averaging your missery with House would be suicide for most people

    • @alhernon
      @alhernon 5 лет назад +11

      @@trueredlucky954 Good point, man!

    • @123nadeemuu
      @123nadeemuu 4 года назад +2

      LMAO

    • @dzmitryv.krukau4327
      @dzmitryv.krukau4327 3 года назад

      or it "must have been" her sister 7:47 Stick Glue B12

  • @deekaye25
    @deekaye25 4 года назад +1005

    "Sedatives, the gift that keeps on giving! "
    - Gregory House M.D.

    • @jimmy2k4o
      @jimmy2k4o 2 года назад +6

      That originally a Cosby quote?

    • @Blockheadfun
      @Blockheadfun 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@jimmy2k4oremember “Dr.” Bill Cosby.

  • @goldengale3726
    @goldengale3726 4 года назад +854

    I love how the only coherent sentence that comes out of Wilson's mouth before he passes out is "You've gotta be kidding me". Lol

    • @dietotaku
      @dietotaku 2 года назад +14

      i keep trying to find out what he was trying to say after that. all i can get is "you drugged [butane? your cane?]?"

    • @supercutemimi12
      @supercutemimi12 2 года назад +56

      It's "you drugged me again?" As I recall, this was not the first time House drugged Wilson lol.

    • @Enderplays12
      @Enderplays12 2 года назад +7

      @@supercutemimi12 Yeah, the other time it was a bunch of meth right before he performed a breast exam.

    • @properlydicedonyon3624
      @properlydicedonyon3624 2 года назад +15

      @@Enderplays12 there was another time in season 5 or 6 I believe, where house roofied Wilson so that House (disguised as one Dr. Perlmutter) could give Wilson's career-ending speech on euthanasia rather than letting his best friend sabotage his life like that. It was actually pretty touching.
      Still means he has drugged Wilson 3 times in 4 years tho.

    • @flawlessduck5244
      @flawlessduck5244 Год назад

      @@supercutemimi12 Someone should tell all those ADHD people that they were taking meth all along !

  • @TheSOGE_KING
    @TheSOGE_KING 5 лет назад +9780

    I accidentally read the title as " House does cuddys mother"

  • @kendrickbohringer9584
    @kendrickbohringer9584 5 лет назад +650

    The look of sheer terror on House's face when he was told he had to go to the dinner was a thing of beauty

  • @ShiniRyuga
    @ShiniRyuga 5 лет назад +10829

    Imagine being such great friends that you're totally fine with being drugged by your best friend

    • @jishnujishnu1467
      @jishnujishnu1467 5 лет назад +237

      Shini Ryuga called "QB sneaking" when you slip roofies into your friend's drinks for fun. Big with the frat bros and yes you have to be damn close with someone to pull this off

    • @COSCOSBEATS
      @COSCOSBEATS 5 лет назад +99

      I’d knock you out soon as I wake up

    • @helengg5566
      @helengg5566 5 лет назад +25

      I do. He's a writer. Claims to be looking for new material.

    • @the_rachel_sam
      @the_rachel_sam 5 лет назад +56

      Christopher Marlowe yeah psychedelics are virtually harmless in safe environment and if the user knows what they’re doing, but without any knowledge of doing it would cause you to have a massive panic attack. People have gotten heart attacks.
      Edit: harmless physically. Psychologically, there can be issues-especially when the person doesn’t know it, as already stated.

    • @BlackCat-dm7se
      @BlackCat-dm7se 5 лет назад +35

      I bet Cosby wishes he had friends like that

  • @raptorwolf3852
    @raptorwolf3852 3 года назад +824

    I love how Wilson is just always co-opted in as House’s husband

    • @randomfangirl2503
      @randomfangirl2503 2 года назад +11

      Oh yeah definitely. I wholeheartedly agree 🙌

    • @smoldoggy1005
      @smoldoggy1005 7 месяцев назад +4

      You people refuse to look at men and see them as human beings. House and Wilson have a perfectly healthy friendship, not that you would ever know what that is

    • @ysaackfranco2825
      @ysaackfranco2825 6 месяцев назад +15

      @@smoldoggy1005 it's funny lighten up

    • @irishjournalgaming
      @irishjournalgaming 6 месяцев назад +4

      Literally anytime House has to do something for or with Cuddy and her family, Wilson is always there or involved is some way!

    • @asuna932
      @asuna932 5 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@smoldoggy1005 Healthy? Definitely no. Friendship, oh, yes.

  • @slaterchest7153
    @slaterchest7153 2 года назад +149

    I just love that Wilson was there. Him and House are so co-dependent on each other.

  • @gothik33
    @gothik33 5 лет назад +835

    "That is what a relationship is, we average our miseries", that line was perfect and House's face was like "hey that's MY line"

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 5 лет назад +2

      The Mighty .Chicken not what she meant

    • @RaelgunXIII
      @RaelgunXIII 5 лет назад +2

      Seemed pretty straight forward to me

  • @MikeMJPMUNCH
    @MikeMJPMUNCH 5 лет назад +9256

    There should be compliation for everytime House has drugged Wilson

  • @ariannasser2385
    @ariannasser2385 5 лет назад +5014

    Chase: Jack doesn’t have cancer
    House: GOD! That’s awful! I’ll be right in...😂😂😂😂

    • @edmundnschrag
      @edmundnschrag 5 лет назад +25

      That reminds me of the scene in The Mutiny

    • @willambonney
      @willambonney 5 лет назад +15

      Was master's the only one who actually hung the phone up on house mid sentence?

  • @ALSmith-zz4yy
    @ALSmith-zz4yy 4 года назад +1862

    "I didn't read any studies. I just raised children."
    A self-righteous comeback if there ever was one. How many children did she raise? Two, maybe three? That's a pretty small sample size. Maybe she should read some studies. They can analyze hundreds or even thousands of cases and eliminate personal biases at the same time.

    • @XpVersusVista
      @XpVersusVista 4 года назад +55

      IF done correctly haha, i can tell you from writing my own papers that more than half of the available medical papers have glaring issues in one field or another.

    • @Doomfullord
      @Doomfullord 4 года назад +19

      @@XpVersusVista Honestly, how many medical professional take statistics courses? From what I heard, a lot of sciences fail to have proper statistics information.

    • @mariahgutierrez4481
      @mariahgutierrez4481 4 года назад +2

      Good thing House went into the Medical business instead of becoming a phycologist lol

    • @joesr31
      @joesr31 4 года назад +28

      thats altered version of the "because I'm your dad/mum/parent" argument that most people know very well

    • @owenthailand
      @owenthailand 4 года назад +6

      Nah, druging them is a lot better.

  • @aeh5109
    @aeh5109 2 года назад +182

    “Leaving aside the fact that House is a sociopath” that line always kills me 😂

  • @johnyepthomi892
    @johnyepthomi892 5 лет назад +211

    Wilson realising he's been dosed was hilarious... My gosh... And that line "You drupme..gain" before he went out... Priceless.

    • @RyanSmith-wo2pi
      @RyanSmith-wo2pi 4 года назад +1

      Dancing and a hygen

    • @PDAF17
      @PDAF17 Год назад +5

      House: "Sorry. I honestly thought you'd be worse."
      Wilson: "im out" (hits head on desk)

    • @TabathaTMartin
      @TabathaTMartin 2 месяца назад +1

      @@PDAF17House: That was a gift to myself

  • @mzzbitty2712
    @mzzbitty2712 5 лет назад +333

    Them washing dishes with the ppl behind passed out in the back and instrumental
    Gold

  • @poslednisoud
    @poslednisoud 5 лет назад +3961

    Too bad this relationship didn't work out. House and Cuddy work so good together.

    • @Enzo_Matrix92
      @Enzo_Matrix92 5 лет назад +606

      It didn't work out cause Cuddy's actress wanted more money. So the writers did their thing.

    • @humanalsowritterstephanie2195
      @humanalsowritterstephanie2195 5 лет назад +7

      Nazael Rahl 🧬 Karma in the show ?

    • @magnuslied2012
      @magnuslied2012 5 лет назад +360

      @@humanalsowritterstephanie2195 yeah, cuddy actress wanted more money, director said no, so she left and made cuddy character dissapear, not sure if the car crash and prison was scripted somewhere, but they managed it so well to keep it floating, no new cuddy, no forced "died" or just "quit". When house went to jail, for me that was one of my favorite season.

    • @finchy015
      @finchy015 5 лет назад +229

      I wanted house to raise Cuddy's child and marry cuddy!

    • @stephenmandelbaum2027
      @stephenmandelbaum2027 5 лет назад +27

      ikr! hollywoods messing with my feelings

  • @AlisterCountel
    @AlisterCountel 4 года назад +259

    Bergen really nails it here, someone who comes to doctors to hear the thing they want, and not actual medical facts. Someone who would sit at a table with a Dean of medicine, a renowned diagnostician, and a chair of oncology...and think she knows better than them about kids and sugar!

    • @joncarr1200
      @joncarr1200 Месяц назад +1

      Yeah, classic narcissist

  • @gabrielperillo6329
    @gabrielperillo6329 3 года назад +280

    First of all: she's the ultimate Karen
    Second: wilson's reactions about Judaism and Cudy calling him House not Greg are awesome

  • @dayschange2
    @dayschange2 5 лет назад +284

    I love that Wilson is at the dinner too. XD

  • @BJ52091
    @BJ52091 5 лет назад +725

    House: "I've never met your daughter."
    Cuddy's Mom: "That's hard to believe, since you're currently schtupping her."
    House: *surprised Pikachu*

    • @evelyn1558
      @evelyn1558 3 года назад +8

      Excuse me... what is schtupping?

    • @BJ52091
      @BJ52091 3 года назад +57

      @@evelyn1558 When a Daddy House and a Mommy Cuddy love each other very much...

    • @AUSSIETAIPAN
      @AUSSIETAIPAN 3 года назад +18

      Do jews in USA rly use those sort of phrases all the time or did they just overdo it here to make a point?

    • @BJ52091
      @BJ52091 3 года назад +8

      @@AUSSIETAIPAN No, just...cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks.

    • @AUSSIETAIPAN
      @AUSSIETAIPAN 3 года назад +13

      @@BJ52091 please point out what was anti - semitic there. I could be jewish just not from the USA for all you know.

  • @iamdying2321
    @iamdying2321 3 года назад +190

    I love how shocked House was when Cuddy told him to behave like an adult

  • @patrioticjustice9040
    @patrioticjustice9040 5 лет назад +793

    "I have a train to catch."
    Well, at least House had the decency not to make a Holocaust joke.

    • @BJ52091
      @BJ52091 4 года назад +21

      Patriotic Justice I would have been ALL over that one

    • @nenisguevaragomez8122
      @nenisguevaragomez8122 4 года назад +13

      That would be too much

    • @kissofdeath4449
      @kissofdeath4449 4 года назад +55

      He did say "Hay! Stop that Jew!" in an episode.

    • @QixTheDS
      @QixTheDS 4 года назад +10

      @@kissofdeath4449 yeah but that’s not really even a joke just a blunt statement that is kinda funny.

    • @Firan25
      @Firan25 3 года назад +13

      @@QixTheDS would have been a joke if he said it in a bad german accent?

  • @Mzee1084
    @Mzee1084 3 года назад +109

    This show was best before Cuddy left the show. It was a shame she left early. The banter and chemistry between the trio of Cuddy, Wilson, and House was the best part of the show.

    • @peachydarl
      @peachydarl 2 года назад +1

      totally

    • @WooHoo-itsGaryGnu
      @WooHoo-itsGaryGnu Год назад +17

      blame the studio, instead of giving each cast member a raise they chopped the budget. Hugh already had a multi-season pay up front fee, but Cuddy and Wilson were only year by year, they wanted her to take a 50% pay cut, she said no and bounced. Hugh even offered to cover the lost portion and she said no it was the principle of the matter for her.
      Can't blame her, the studio and network made a fortune off the show and simply because greedy

  • @ChozenBardoUmbra
    @ChozenBardoUmbra 5 лет назад +444

    She was evil but I get the feeling she really respected House, and really wanted them to be together, for her daughter to be happy, seen in another later episode.

    • @hadracks
      @hadracks 5 лет назад +53

      I wouldn't put her in the evil category, more bitchy and awful.

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 5 лет назад +9

      @@hadracks Absolutely correct! Bitchy fits her perfectly)

    • @sarasamaletdin4574
      @sarasamaletdin4574 5 лет назад +17

      House is much worse than her, if she is evil what is he? She even tried to plot House and Cuddy getting together again so that was kind of sweet.

    • @krich8803
      @krich8803 4 года назад +6

      She's a yenta...that's what they do, Mettle and matchmake. They are the original karens.

  • @Cloudeusz
    @Cloudeusz 5 лет назад +190

    I love how casually he treats sedating people

  • @Atestinal
    @Atestinal 5 лет назад +346

    That death stare he's giving her mother throughout the dinner is my favorite thing

  • @medix1203
    @medix1203 2 года назад +161

    The look of horror on Cuddy's face when Wilson and her mom passed out was priceless... I don't know how he manages to still surprise her.

  • @TheLooterArmy
    @TheLooterArmy 3 года назад +72

    Love the way she smiles after he says "Isn't this nice?". They're so cute together!

  • @torntokoroa
    @torntokoroa 5 лет назад +1491

    "Pain in the ass with a god complex"
    Why yes, yes i am. Thank you for noticing

  • @hirohikoarakishead5719
    @hirohikoarakishead5719 5 лет назад +1251

    - That's what a relationship is, we average our misery...
    - *confused pikachu meme*

    • @humanalsowritterstephanie2195
      @humanalsowritterstephanie2195 5 лет назад

      Kekka Dake Da Cheese 🧀 Cat 🐱Cute MeMe , I can image the voice now , Pica Pica Ch---õ!!!!!!

    • @pyronite59
      @pyronite59 5 лет назад +5

      Pika......pi..............ka....?.....??????...?????

    • @caboose.20
      @caboose.20 5 лет назад +4

      Shocked*

    • @sashagala
      @sashagala 5 лет назад +2

      shocked, not confused

  • @kessekg
    @kessekg 2 месяца назад +12

    my favorite part of the scene is at 6:20 when you can barely make out wilsons forehead already being red meaning they had to record wilson slamming his head on the desk more than once.

  • @thewateringwiz7118
    @thewateringwiz7118 4 года назад +523

    What's funnier is that the whole "sugar makes kids hyper" is indeed a myth.

    • @merlijnbell8747
      @merlijnbell8747 3 года назад +13

      Never baby-sitted kids have you

    • @CODisthebest101
      @CODisthebest101 3 года назад +49

      @@merlijnbell8747 are you Cuddy's mom?

    • @merlijnbell8747
      @merlijnbell8747 3 года назад +7

      @@CODisthebest101 yes. It is me. Cody’s mom.

    • @pegasusted2504
      @pegasusted2504 3 года назад +23

      Of course it is a myth, there is added sugar in pretty much everything kids eat or drink. Ketchup has around 8 large spoonfuls in it, so kids will eat it to cover the vinegar taste.

    • @MrMeraby
      @MrMeraby 3 года назад +15

      It depends on how you define hyper. Does it give them lots of energy for twenty or so minutes? Sure. But then the sugar crash hits. If you mean hyper as in ADHD hyper, you're exactly right.

  • @Iomar1975
    @Iomar1975 2 года назад +33

    1:58 that's the closest House ever comes to feeling pure, unadulterated terror.

  • @yourlocaltescosemployee5543
    @yourlocaltescosemployee5543 5 лет назад +95

    Cuddy's mother: *passes out*
    Gregg: *Drinks tea like nothing is going on*

  • @holyflygon
    @holyflygon 5 лет назад +132

    i just love how even cuddys mom dismisses wilson and his sad issue.

  • @199453063
    @199453063 5 лет назад +465

    That is what a relationship is. We average our misery - Perfect line

  • @wilsonm.d6923
    @wilsonm.d6923 3 года назад +38

    One of few times I ever saw Hugh Laurie bring genuine fear to character of House was in the presence of Cuddys' mum. House truly loved Cuddy and clearly wanted to make their relationship work.

  • @norman9792
    @norman9792 4 года назад +24

    6:39 - Cuddy looks in my eyes and smiles.

  • @isabeauwolf562
    @isabeauwolf562 5 лет назад +507

    As soon as Wilson was knocked out, I laughed my ass off. It was good seeing that scene again, I haven't House M.D since I was binge watching it with my husband before we got married.
    I will tell you one, thing. It's a good things that Cuddy's mother isn't my mother.

  • @fighder2
    @fighder2 5 лет назад +149

    "That is what a relationship is. We average our misery."
    That is one of the most House thing Cuddy said, you can see House totally turned on from hearing that.

    • @TheMegaGamingWizard
      @TheMegaGamingWizard 5 лет назад +5

      He looks like he wanted to say "that's my line"

    • @WouldntULikeToKnow.
      @WouldntULikeToKnow. 4 года назад +9

      He looked frightened to me. Like, "oh shit, she's mastered my game and now uses it against me".

    • @RyanSmith-wo2pi
      @RyanSmith-wo2pi 4 года назад

      British America n Satilittes

    • @brandoncaldwell95
      @brandoncaldwell95 4 года назад +3

      As @key_v said. More of a "um why are you using my tatics and smartassneess against me" and in shock due to someone speaking to him like that.

  • @cameron120587
    @cameron120587 3 года назад +52

    "She hates me."
    "House I need you to come to that dinner for two hours keep your mouth shut and behave like an adult. Yes, you will be in hell but I will feel better having you there. That is what a relationship is, we average our misery."
    Pretty accurate about relationships and your gf/bf parents.

    • @lisasimpson3832
      @lisasimpson3832 2 года назад +4

      House has more self control than I do. I cannot be around my husband's mother. If I'm even near her, I get angry and ornery. My husband has accepted with grace that I stay as far away from his mom as I possibly can, with the exception of weddings and funerals and even then I keep my distance from her while being in the same vicinity as her. She's a real piece of work. And I *will not* take her BS without having something to say back, so my staying away from her is absolutely for the best. I'd run roughshod all over her given the chance...

  • @thedangerdave7167
    @thedangerdave7167 2 года назад +35

    I love the look at 5:54 he looks at Wilson knowing he’s next

  • @lowbudgetadvice95
    @lowbudgetadvice95 2 года назад +28

    Cuddy: "That's what a relationship is. We average our misery."
    House: *I think I'm falling for you*

  • @havelockv728
    @havelockv728 5 лет назад +276

    When House realises that Cuddy chose him because he reminds her of her mother.

    • @pryordevine3855
      @pryordevine3855 2 года назад +9

      It's a common thing to date a personality of the parent you desperately seek validation from

  • @griselmancedo1052
    @griselmancedo1052 5 лет назад +175

    5:03 apparently cuddy had so much history dating in her life😂 she actually even sleep with her dad best friend,she admited it on season 6.

  • @TERRENCEJJR
    @TERRENCEJJR 2 года назад +59

    This whole scene is perfect. The way Cuddy doesn't even panic when her Mom passes out. She looks at her eyes for 2 seconds and realizes she's been dosed. Then Wilson sounds like he said "oh you've got to be kidding me, you dropped your cane?" As he realized he was on his way out too. The best part though is how perfectly timed House was with when the dose would kick in. He had it down to the split second. The moment he says "Mom" .....zzzzzzzzzzzzz.

    • @richa.s9912
      @richa.s9912 2 года назад +7

      No he Wilson said " You drugged me too ? ," No he House didn't dropped his cane . I reread the Closed Captioning .

    • @shadowfreddyfazbear9453
      @shadowfreddyfazbear9453 Год назад +5

      ​@richa.s9912 Wilson said you drugged me again?

  • @elmoglue
    @elmoglue 5 лет назад +182

    “That’s what a relationship is. We average our misery.”
    Yet she dropped him out of her life so easily like he was nothing. Sadly.

    • @Vastspartan
      @Vastspartan 4 года назад +8

      That was the actress fault. Not the character

    • @elmoglue
      @elmoglue 4 года назад +17

      @@Vastspartan Yeah but I kinda wish they didn’t have to have her and House end the way they did.

    • @user-nw7zj2du9p
      @user-nw7zj2du9p 3 года назад +11

      Well, the "misery" usually doesn't mean getting a car in your living room. It's already something from the psychiatrist's dictionary if there is one.

  • @wallaceman105
    @wallaceman105 2 года назад +58

    Always loved that House's breaking point was her attacking Cuddy

    • @trueandika
      @trueandika Год назад +1

      The thing he does every day lol. He reminds her of her mom.

  • @yt-sh
    @yt-sh 5 лет назад +1394

    ...& Wilson

    • @TheSeaofScience
      @TheSeaofScience 5 лет назад +50

      House does cuddy’s mother and Wilson

    • @gutz1981
      @gutz1981 5 лет назад +16

      Ha ha, it was his bonus. If you are going to jail for life, might as well clear all debts. LOL

    • @culterwaleddy
      @culterwaleddy 5 лет назад +6

      ... again.

    • @liquorsnake
      @liquorsnake 5 лет назад

      TheOne ok

    • @father6760
      @father6760 5 лет назад

      OK I was gonna like your comment but you had 666 likes so.... Yeah sorry

  • @Ronarch2671
    @Ronarch2671 7 месяцев назад +6

    The fact that Cuddy low-key really appreciated House for sedating her mother like that doesn't get discussed enough.

  • @FizzyFizze
    @FizzyFizze 5 лет назад +173

    Wilson is the comical punching bag, I feel bad for him tbh 😂

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 4 года назад +9

      House repaid him in leaps and bounds in the end.

  • @danieldevito6380
    @danieldevito6380 2 года назад +32

    Wilson realizing he was dosed is one of the funniest moments in TV history 😅😅

  • @es-m984
    @es-m984 2 года назад +17

    House's face througout this episode is priceless. The way he just sates at Cuddy's mother is hilarious.

  • @epicpieho
    @epicpieho 5 лет назад +143

    Her mother calling the kettle black with the god complex comment.

  • @Sponsi_PL
    @Sponsi_PL 5 лет назад +49

    "She's crazy and she hates me" - 90% of future sons-in-law...

  • @adam346
    @adam346 5 лет назад +65

    that's my gift to you... *wilson passes out* and that's a gift to myself. i nearly shed tears laughing at that.

  • @SuperEcwchampion
    @SuperEcwchampion 2 года назад +26

    I felt so sorry for Wilson in this one. But I also laughed so hard when he realized House got him too.

  • @Rebecca-asdf
    @Rebecca-asdf 4 года назад +12

    1:08 the way he says "we have a situation" just GETS to me XD

  • @sofaoverlord7501
    @sofaoverlord7501 5 лет назад +98

    "Children are awful"
    And in thst moment House thinks, ' Her mother is like me.. thats why Cutty likes me.. '

    • @anonym58063
      @anonym58063 5 лет назад +2

      I thought House actually likes kids

    • @fordrestored4646
      @fordrestored4646 5 лет назад +2

      Arthur Srs house sees the innocence in children. They haven’t been absorbed into the world like everyone else so house still sees them as innocent and free of judgement. Everyone else house will quickly form a conclusion of judgement and act accordingly to it. With children he acts like a kid

    • @mohamadmahmoud6926
      @mohamadmahmoud6926 3 года назад

      @@anonym58063 he likes kids

  • @AshaEll
    @AshaEll 5 лет назад +70

    6:34 they look like a psychopath couple that just got away with murder and feel victorious.

  • @girthiusmaximius8486
    @girthiusmaximius8486 3 года назад +18

    That face when he leaves the patient room.
    Priceless.

  • @TDdelta777
    @TDdelta777 9 месяцев назад +6

    Cuddy “House I need you for emotional support”.
    House: “Wilson I need you for emotional support”.

  • @WouldntULikeToKnow.
    @WouldntULikeToKnow. 4 года назад +20

    The looks on House's face after meeting Cuddy's mother and after Cuddy sets him straight. Amazing.

  • @feardrinker
    @feardrinker 5 лет назад +402

    "Sorry I tried to spitroast your mother."
    -Archer

  • @demarcusfaulkner7411
    @demarcusfaulkner7411 5 лет назад +252

    Wow that's a way to meet a parent

    • @humanalsowritterstephanie2195
      @humanalsowritterstephanie2195 5 лет назад +1

      Demarcus Faulkner 😲WOW IS TIGHT !!!! It was so scary , I thought she had pasted away of heart attack with pains she had said .
      Still to much how she was drilling Dr. if only to test a busy person .
      If he already is drugging parents , just think of what he might do to a pretty lady in hospital 🏥

  • @SaiRam-nz9sy
    @SaiRam-nz9sy 4 года назад +55

    "That's what a relationship is. We average our misery"
    She spittin facxx doe😳👌🏽

  • @bochen1079
    @bochen1079 4 года назад +35

    “You jogged me agaim?!”
    -Wilson

  • @karmallarma5871
    @karmallarma5871 4 года назад +21

    6:13 I love how you can tell this is at least the second take of this scene due to the red patch on Wilson's forehead.

  • @Gylindril
    @Gylindril 5 лет назад +86

    Wilson: You drugged me again?
    House: Go Agane!

    • @gioia221
      @gioia221 5 лет назад

      Thx for the translation!

  • @TheAngeloangelis
    @TheAngeloangelis 5 лет назад +46

    I love how Willson is having a blast till he tears up

  • @FreziodClipsTwitch
    @FreziodClipsTwitch 3 года назад +72

    Cuddy being completely fine with drugging them is the perfect relationship.

  • @peachydarl
    @peachydarl 2 года назад +11

    ‘I have been going out of my way to be nice to old Jewish ladies for months on the off chance one of them was your mum’ LOL actually so sweet

  • @finzfast_gutz5138
    @finzfast_gutz5138 4 года назад +15

    That face house makes when cuddy tells him he's coming to dinner is priceless

  • @darrkek3398
    @darrkek3398 5 лет назад +724

    House "does" Cuddy's mother

  • @christinaz.271
    @christinaz.271 5 лет назад +71

    1:48 I've never seen House so scared lol

    • @DiamondHunterMc
      @DiamondHunterMc 5 лет назад +3

      Christina Z. IM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF RIGHT NOW THAT FACE I CANT EVEN

    • @Dyl482
      @Dyl482 4 года назад +1

      You ever had your gf demand you have dinner with her parents?

  • @JaggedBird
    @JaggedBird 7 месяцев назад +4

    "Yeh druggeh meh ag'in!?"
    "Sorry...I honestly thought you'd be worse."
    That still makes me laugh!

  • @darrennpeagler47291
    @darrennpeagler47291 3 месяца назад +2

    The way House and Cuddy are smiling while cleaning dishes with Cuddy's Mom and Wilson clunked out in the background is probably the most histerical thing I've ever seen on this show. I'm quite sure that Cuddy LOVED her birthday gift. 😂😂😂

  • @adamJKpunk
    @adamJKpunk 3 года назад +15

    “Leaving aside the fact that House is a sociopath….” Lol. I miss this show.

  • @musa4539
    @musa4539 5 лет назад +304

    7:49 *distant stare* ... Its lupus.

  • @kendalk.3202
    @kendalk.3202 5 лет назад +27

    "That is what a relationship is. We average our misery."
    Wow, yeah!

  • @megaman161
    @megaman161 5 лет назад +317

    How many times has House dosed Wilson now?

    • @bookworm3696
      @bookworm3696 5 лет назад +84

      At this point,Wilson should know not to accept drinks from house.

    • @soundninja99
      @soundninja99 5 лет назад +50

      @@bookworm3696 he didn't, he accepted it from Cuddy

    • @nextgentips2
      @nextgentips2 4 года назад +1

      at least twice, once here and once when he gave him antidepressants

    • @Sythexdragon
      @Sythexdragon 4 года назад +25

      @@nextgentips2 Actually, house dosed wilson with amphetamines. In the same episode it was revealed that wilson was dosing houses coffee with antidepressants for weeks.

    • @VideoGuy232
      @VideoGuy232 4 года назад +4

      AVincent Sotelo Make it three times. House doses Wilson to prevent him from delivering a pro-euthanasia speech at a medical conference.

  • @yugureyt
    @yugureyt Месяц назад +2

    I love how Wilson's head is red from all the takes of his forehead hitting the table

  • @dwaynemauk566
    @dwaynemauk566 2 года назад +8

    I've got to say that the line "Did you drug my mother?" and then Wilson's recognition that House drugged him too and his saying "You've got to be kidding" has to be one of the most memorable TV lines ever. I've had to come back and watch it several times because it just leaves my dying laughing since we've all been tempted at one point or another with our mother-in-laws :-)

  • @Silent_Wisteria
    @Silent_Wisteria 5 лет назад +17

    Cuddy's Mother: Children are awful
    House: I like this lady-

  • @smurfyday
    @smurfyday 5 лет назад +288

    Bill Cosby be like, "how come House can get away with it?"

    • @HjCrawford
      @HjCrawford 5 лет назад +7

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @humanalsowritterstephanie2195
      @humanalsowritterstephanie2195 5 лет назад +1

      smurfyday ⚙️ The little girl will never Trust in at bed time again & it’s so illegal what he did in front of child .

    • @SarahMacDonald1991
      @SarahMacDonald1991 5 лет назад +4

      @@humanalsowritterstephanie2195 the girl wasn't there when house drugged the bitch and Wilson.

    • @SarahMacDonald1991
      @SarahMacDonald1991 5 лет назад +14

      Cause he didn't rape them.

    • @kingofgrim4761
      @kingofgrim4761 5 лет назад +1

      Eugeniya Leshenko Name fits

  • @johndoe413
    @johndoe413 2 года назад +17

    I love how Cuddy is ok with House sedating her mom😂😂😂

  • @randomguy1379
    @randomguy1379 3 года назад +14

    House's face when cuddy gets mad at him is gold lmaoo. 🙂

  • @Achilles645
    @Achilles645 2 года назад +6

    "Leaving aside the fact that House is a sociopath." God I love that sentence it's hilarious.