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  • Опубликовано: 9 май 2023
  • Chase has an important question for the new girl...
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    From Season 7 Episode 13 ''Two Stories'': House (Hugh Laurie) participates in a school career day---and breaks rules by sharing explicit medical stories. Later, two fifth graders (guest stars Austin Michael Coleman and Haley Pullos) assess House's relationship troubles with Cuddy (Lisa Edelstein), and try to help him understand the role that his selfish antics play in them.
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Комментарии • 299

  • @ryanchetwynd
    @ryanchetwynd 9 месяцев назад +1916

    Love the fact House genuinely smiles after the kid gets his ghostbusters reference

    • @BlackBirds93
      @BlackBirds93 8 месяцев назад +16

      I did not understand that reference and still do not but glad House approved of the kid

    • @teamstihlracing
      @teamstihlracing 7 месяцев назад +4

      I forgot all about this scene, died laughing at the reference.

    • @welcometothenextstep6496
      @welcometothenextstep6496 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@BlackBirds93 It's a dialogue from the movie

    • @RegReg02
      @RegReg02 29 дней назад +3

      ⁠@@BlackBirds93 the scene where Bill Murray's girlfriend is possessed and sleeping then starts levitating above the covers while he's on the phone with his colleagues is the reference. in the scene he's mentioning how she's sleeping "4 feet above the covers" because she's most likely possessed

  • @boopbop6717
    @boopbop6717 Год назад +2391

    love how theres just some random like 9 year old kid whose just insanely pop culture or at least movie reference fluent

    • @brandonkey181
      @brandonkey181 Год назад +69

      tbf i was pretty familiar with that movie at that age

    • @bobbierobinson6269
      @bobbierobinson6269 Год назад +34

      My family watched a lot of TV and movies.

    • @michaelventrce1447
      @michaelventrce1447 Год назад +24

      @@brandonkey181tbf that movie was a lot more prevalent at your age

    • @dingpart1
      @dingpart1 Год назад +45

      I'd say that's pretty accurate to real life, there always seemed to be that one kid who would quote anything and everything.

    • @brandonkey181
      @brandonkey181 Год назад +6

      @@michaelventrce1447 also a fair point

  • @hsimin
    @hsimin Год назад +1672

    "Getting a kind of a bossy vibe, I take it you're into that.."
    "Don't answer."
    LOL

    • @damirserbanovic
      @damirserbanovic 4 месяца назад +11

      those kids were amazing

    • @lindz151074
      @lindz151074 4 месяца назад

      That's what she said.

    • @spideyocd
      @spideyocd 3 месяца назад +2

      I think the girl is now a known actres.but I can't figure out the name

    • @tajniak4335
      @tajniak4335 3 месяца назад +4

      Says a man who literally dates his boss

    • @FluffyCrimsonBirkenstocks
      @FluffyCrimsonBirkenstocks Месяц назад

      ​@@spideyocdI'm getting a vibe of jo from supernatural. But I'm pretty sure they aired during similar years so it's not possible

  • @MaxwellsDemon9
    @MaxwellsDemon9 Год назад +1678

    The fictionalized version of the team's encounter with the coughing guy is one of the funniest scenes in the series.

    • @kevinwaag9976
      @kevinwaag9976 Год назад +45

      because that's the recipe of their characters ^^

    • @wobby1268
      @wobby1268 Год назад +13

      It is! Unfortunately, it's also the high point of this rather tedious and aching-to-be-arch episode.

    • @MaxwellsDemon9
      @MaxwellsDemon9 Год назад +1

      @@kevinwaag9976 Exactly!

    • @darshjoshi1641
      @darshjoshi1641 10 месяцев назад +1

      It's gold!

    • @Satans_Little_Helper
      @Satans_Little_Helper 9 месяцев назад +18

      Jesus I know. I came here looking for this comment. "We need a chest CT." 😂

  • @PaddyRoon7
    @PaddyRoon7 8 месяцев назад +245

    The receptionist turning around when he said "prove it" was perfect lmao

  • @tapioca8436
    @tapioca8436 9 месяцев назад +525

    House tells his stories in such vivid detail, it’s almost like I can see and hear the characters.

  • @andres177
    @andres177 Год назад +812

    "You can't talk to her like that! , Im telling cuddy." I laughed so hard!!

  • @andres177
    @andres177 Год назад +241

    House testing the kid with Ghostbusters, that smirk says he was enjoying that moment.

  • @travisjohnson6703
    @travisjohnson6703 10 месяцев назад +130

    House becoming a delinquent school teacher post-disappearance would be hilarious.

  • @YourSoGolden-mr3my
    @YourSoGolden-mr3my Год назад +168

    “because YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH”

  • @Arpin_Lusene
    @Arpin_Lusene 8 месяцев назад +108

    This feels like a fever dream 😂 the whole cast must’ve so much fun filming all these bizzare scenes

  • @annwrog
    @annwrog 10 месяцев назад +122

    "I'm on a diet." The most perfect line. No salad for you!!

    • @jakepullman4914
      @jakepullman4914 9 месяцев назад +6

      Well, not perfect. I mean, what kind of diet doesn't allow salad?

    • @trapd00rspider
      @trapd00rspider 8 месяцев назад +3

      If it were written today she'd say she's intermittent fasting.

    • @richard63
      @richard63 7 месяцев назад

      ....and no mayonnaise for her.

    • @LednacekZ
      @LednacekZ 2 месяца назад +2

      @@jakepullman4914 might be a low fibre diet

    • @andrew7taylor
      @andrew7taylor Месяц назад

      @@jakepullman4914 The one in which a "tossed salad" has absolutely nothing to do with food.

  • @Kiss__Kiss
    @Kiss__Kiss Год назад +179

    "Prove it!!"
    Chris Hansen: Dr House, Why don't you have a seat right over there. LOL!!!

  • @alienduce6755
    @alienduce6755 Год назад +221

    Writers went full sharp comedy on this one

  • @thekamotodragon
    @thekamotodragon Год назад +63

    The Hyundai commercial mid-episode lmao. Not even just mid-ep, mid-fantasy retelling by House to school children, he apparently inserts a Hyundai commercial. I'm picturing him adding that into the story as he tells it to the class, like "btw this car has CRAZY trunk space, and that's why we're able to get the launcher to fit in there." lol

  • @irishboy_pa
    @irishboy_pa Год назад +989

    It's sad the younger girl is more adult.
    Also House saying prove it, by telling your story. Almost got himself in very big trouble 😂😂

    • @irishboy_pa
      @irishboy_pa Год назад +27

      ​@@fomora12 yeah and the sky is blue

    • @Aniyoma
      @Aniyoma Год назад +8

      Bro it’s a tv show

    • @DrJ-hx7wv
      @DrJ-hx7wv Год назад +16

      ​@@Aniyoma you don't read much, I presume

    • @Vaul.
      @Vaul. Год назад +6

      @@DrJ-hx7wv you sound like you have some sort of complex going on

    • @smurfyday
      @smurfyday Год назад +9

      Like the Mentalist said, conmen eventually fall for their own cons. Or as the old saying went, the easiest person to lie to is ourselves

  • @Prime92
    @Prime92 Год назад +206

    I wish that one time they had House actually narrate the entire story. It would be very weird and funny.

  • @OhNoNotAgain42
    @OhNoNotAgain42 8 месяцев назад +58

    They cut off the best part where the kid calls out House for lying about his name. “I thought YOU were Dr. Hirani?” Also, the teacher is played by Brittany Ishibashi who, for unknown reasons, has never become famous. She’s a great actress, super hilarious and absolutely beautiful.

    • @Blaisem
      @Blaisem 2 месяца назад

      Thanks!

    • @disguisedcat1750
      @disguisedcat1750 Месяц назад

      Acting is a dice roll. Its very hard to hit the jackpot.

  • @kansasstatealerting2424
    @kansasstatealerting2424 Год назад +34

    Nurses: *arguing*
    Patient: *literally coughing up blood*

  • @veronicam.9396
    @veronicam.9396 Год назад +217

    Those kids had a blast working with Hugh Laurie! 🎉

  • @ryleeevans6211
    @ryleeevans6211 Год назад +215

    I love episodes when house tells the story. Nurse chase and taub are the funniest.

  • @asahel980
    @asahel980 5 месяцев назад +24

    -Isnt that sexual harassment?
    -Not if youre good looking.
    that is so true.

  • @brunolapointe66
    @brunolapointe66 Год назад +92

    Well, Cuddy is sort of bossy herself, so House is kind of into that himself

  • @ColeOberstBowling
    @ColeOberstBowling Год назад +75

    Wth did he tell those kids?!?!?😂😂😂😂

  • @ericolson117
    @ericolson117 9 месяцев назад +65

    I’ve never seen more well written, yet completely unrealistic dialogue for children

  • @XeroFailGames
    @XeroFailGames 9 месяцев назад +22

    When he interacts with kids it's amazing lol

  • @YourSoGolden-mr3my
    @YourSoGolden-mr3my Год назад +219

    The fact that house is annoying cuddy so much that she has to slam the phone down on his hand and he gets so offended “OW… wHaT iS yOuR pRoBlEm”

    • @trevorgoebel1211
      @trevorgoebel1211 Год назад +30

      Both are in the wrong in my eyes. Cuddy needs to communicate in a relationship. House was just being house, she should have seen that coming.

    • @Mitsuoxx
      @Mitsuoxx Год назад +14

      Cuddy was angry because House let the bathroom filthy, House was thinking he had done something in the hospital, that's why he was like "wtf???" when Cuddy yells at him. Cuddy should yell at him but also tell him what was the problem

    • @wobby1268
      @wobby1268 Год назад

      @@fomora12 You need a comma after "disturbing," a semi-colon after "American," and the contraction "you're" instead of the possessive "your." You must be one of those ESL _non-_ American morons.

    • @renatacantore3684
      @renatacantore3684 Год назад

      That made me laugh 😂

    • @andrewleah1983
      @andrewleah1983 2 месяца назад +1

      Typical woman behaviour they expect you to guess what you’ve done wrong (assuming it’s nothing major like driving a car through her house).

  • @augustuslxiii
    @augustuslxiii Год назад +53

    8:59 This is basically a commercial.

    • @MaxVolumeHD
      @MaxVolumeHD Год назад +6

      Not basically, thats exactly what it is. Advertising

    • @ecos889
      @ecos889 Год назад +5

      Well New Jersey needs all the advertising it can get the poor state.

    • @cemeterydollie
      @cemeterydollie Год назад +7

      They did it on the walking dead too around the same time, sparkling clean car a few years into the zombie apocalypse 😂

  • @francescadesmond8846
    @francescadesmond8846 9 месяцев назад +79

    The fact that House is appalled by what the young girl says (@3:41) after all the ubelievable comments he made in the last 7 seasons of this show is genius writing.

    • @Sup3rman1c
      @Sup3rman1c 9 месяцев назад

      He is confused that she is that smart. Because House is a known misogynist. Also everyone who follows or has watched this channel will be first to go after we women take over the world.

    • @spideyocd
      @spideyocd 3 месяца назад +1

      Who is that young girl..she looks familiar..is she aknown actress?

    • @francescadesmond8846
      @francescadesmond8846 3 месяца назад +2

      @@spideyocd Haley Pullos. She played Molly Lansing on General Hospital for several years.

    • @spideyocd
      @spideyocd 3 месяца назад +1

      @scadesmond8846 Thanks I knew she seemed familiar. I'm surprised she hasn't done something more popular

  • @Nerd367C
    @Nerd367C Год назад +81

    "Whats a vibrator"
    💀

  • @sivan1127
    @sivan1127 9 месяцев назад +118

    7:06
    The teacher's reaction is priceless😂😂😂
    4:15 threesome joke was 🔥
    10:05 love how all the students wanted house to continue

  • @paulklee
    @paulklee 9 месяцев назад +99

    The girl totally steals the scene in a good way. Great writing and acting.

  • @philbateman1989
    @philbateman1989 Год назад +26

    That's what we in the programming profession call the "rubber ducky method". When you have a problem you can't figure out, you have a rubber ducky on your desk, and you ask it what the problem is. It's just a more effective way of talking to yourself. Using a class of children to do the same thing because children generally speak their minds more freely without fear of being wrong in comparison to adults is pretty unethical and not something I'd recommend normally XD Especially when confronted with a situation that looks like a personal and physical conflict between two of them.

  • @davoodgoojposht
    @davoodgoojposht 8 месяцев назад +26

    the "That's what she said" joke was the best part

  • @ukrainian-playlists
    @ukrainian-playlists 5 месяцев назад +20

    4:03 Sheena Zadeh is an American actress. On House, M.D., she portrayed Nurse Laura (also credited as "Cute Nurse") in two episodes in Season 7.

    • @too_ql
      @too_ql 3 месяца назад +1

      Thanx bru

    • @guitarsandcars2586
      @guitarsandcars2586 Месяц назад +1

      I almost thought she was younger Brie Larson.

    • @anubhavagrawal7257
      @anubhavagrawal7257 19 дней назад +1

      People like you make this world a better place. Cheers mate

  • @simondeplaen9741
    @simondeplaen9741 9 месяцев назад +16

    In his "blow up cuddy´s door" fantasy, he doesn't need a cane to walk and lift big objects

    • @larrythompson8630
      @larrythompson8630 13 дней назад +1

      I understand he actually caused injury walking with fake limp

  • @NerdySageDos
    @NerdySageDos 2 месяца назад +4

    House Correctly using “That’s What She Said” is gold. 7:08 a 7:18

  • @lautarolencina5353
    @lautarolencina5353 2 месяца назад +7

    "You can't talk to her like that! I'm telling Cuddy"
    made me think those doctors sound like a group of teenage girls from some high school movie 😂🤣

  • @EconAdviser
    @EconAdviser 3 месяца назад +3

    Shows how much we miss House!!! Only a handful of shows ever approached its consistent writing, acting, and respect for the intelligence of the viewer.

  • @squamish4244
    @squamish4244 9 месяцев назад +27

    It was quite enlightening and rather exciting when in my first year of high school, probably because of the transition to a new environment at the age of 14, I realized that my teachers were actual normal people and not gods. That was at first jarring but soon rather wonderful, and led to a level of connection with a few of those teachers that I still retain warmly even 25 years later.

  • @delusionalmystic8533
    @delusionalmystic8533 9 месяцев назад +7

    lol the shot at Mad Men

  • @claudemartin7785
    @claudemartin7785 Год назад +43

    That Hyundai commercial is real funny
    Forgot about those in the last season (FOX was really big into this with 24 and other shows)

  • @ClarifyEht
    @ClarifyEht Год назад +56

    The little girl is so good, but when I looked up the actress she just recently got a DUI. Wild 😂

    • @thekamotodragon
      @thekamotodragon Год назад +23

      i feel like that's too common unfortunately, the child actors/actresses that play roles too mature for their age always end up growing up to be screw ups, like addicts or criminals. kinda sucks how likely it is (although i don't know her other roles lol, i'm just comparing her to like all those Disney stars and such)

    • @kevinw712
      @kevinw712 10 месяцев назад +5

      it's so weird to see this now, just yesterday I'd thought about this clip and did exactly the same thing, I went to look up the actress to see if she ever did anything else because she nailed this so well. I saw that she primarily became a soap opera actress.

    • @Gregorrin
      @Gregorrin 9 месяцев назад

      is so hot you mean

  • @essai_
    @essai_ Год назад +18

    9:22 budget was really struggling huh

    • @Jimstad
      @Jimstad Год назад +11

      Well, they needed to pay for the anti-aircraft gun.

  • @charliecullimore3362
    @charliecullimore3362 Год назад +29

    I have watched the whole of house thanks to this channel

  • @wobby1268
    @wobby1268 11 месяцев назад +29

    The beautiful nurse (played by Sheena Yaitanes, wife of frequent _House_ director Greg Yaitanes) is the same nurse to whom Foreman pays $100 to slap Chase in "Changes" (S7E20). Spoiler alert: she slaps Foreman instead, returns his money, and ends the episode in bed with Chase.

  • @justaguy328
    @justaguy328 10 месяцев назад +13

    Foreman trying to exercise his authority as always hahahahaha

  • @jessicaregina1956
    @jessicaregina1956 Месяц назад +2

    The gun they pulled out of the car is an Oerlikon 20mm cannon. 🤣

  • @rebelfriend1818
    @rebelfriend1818 Год назад +22

    4:25 is the time

    • @ajdominguez1002
      @ajdominguez1002 Год назад +1

      What's funny is, the nurse considered it with that smirk

  • @Fully-semi-auto
    @Fully-semi-auto 10 месяцев назад +10

    This is one of the best episodes in the whole series!

  • @BigT2664
    @BigT2664 9 месяцев назад +3

    Now I have to go find this episode and watch it!

  • @amushyforyou6083
    @amushyforyou6083 4 месяца назад +5

    "Not if you're good looking"
    House got it right.

  • @spiliarakos
    @spiliarakos 9 месяцев назад +6

    What an ingenious series and character, one of the best .....

  • @Sotopnotchguy
    @Sotopnotchguy 10 дней назад

    This show is a classic - remember watching the episodes with me mates in medical school.....

  • @MDCCLXXIV
    @MDCCLXXIV Год назад +7

    Jack Nicholson "because you can't handle the truth" 4:51!

  • @avvabshaikh9698
    @avvabshaikh9698 2 дня назад

    This is absolutely one of top 3 epi

  • @zanon3362
    @zanon3362 Год назад +10

    Looks like it got the clips spliced in the wrong order, but I'm sure it won't matter to most haha

  • @inanimatesum4945
    @inanimatesum4945 25 дней назад

    Reading the title and then the first scene being House slamming a folder on a desk was such a wild start I couldn’t stop cackling.

  • @ObeseCaligula
    @ObeseCaligula Год назад +2

    What a great clip.

  • @OmnoWombo
    @OmnoWombo 6 месяцев назад +1

    House is just one of the best shows ever. The writing is phenomenal.

  • @crown3dp3sant14
    @crown3dp3sant14 Месяц назад +1

    Its insane how these kids are so invested in his story. 😂😂😂😂 I like it, I like it a lot

  • @renano95
    @renano95 Год назад +11

    That hyundai commercial was hilarious

  • @theenlightenedone5429
    @theenlightenedone5429 4 месяца назад +4

    that nurse was actually attractive.

  • @sakurafalls2468
    @sakurafalls2468 2 месяца назад +2

    Girl: "I'm not a tease!"
    House: "Prove it."
    Woman: 🤨
    House: "...By telling your story." LMAO

  • @odizza1688
    @odizza1688 9 месяцев назад +10

    I love this episode 😂😂😂

  • @whoiscaptaincook
    @whoiscaptaincook 18 дней назад

    @7:10 love the office reference😂

  • @adamplace1414
    @adamplace1414 Год назад +22

    That girl's mom must be a real treat.

    • @smurfyday
      @smurfyday Год назад

      You must be a sexist who can't stand a woman who speaks her mind. I meant a girl. What a man you are, or pretend to be.

    • @Alakaizer
      @Alakaizer 8 дней назад

      He got into a car accident with the advertising guy in the class and gave the other doctor's name.

  • @pinkplayspkmn5011
    @pinkplayspkmn5011 Месяц назад

    What episode and season I need to see this whole thing

  • @emersonmauricio1
    @emersonmauricio1 3 месяца назад +2

    Hahahahaha doctor Gerony 😂

  • @vikramjaiswal2398
    @vikramjaiswal2398 4 месяца назад +1

    Story telling is an art. I can imagine House talking hours on length to a class full of children.

  • @devildogus2187
    @devildogus2187 4 дня назад

    I would’ve loved a whole episode of the characters acting how House sees them! 😂

  • @Lighthammer66
    @Lighthammer66 Год назад +4

    S#!T!!, now I gotta find this episode after I get home from work!!!😆😆😆😆

  • @UZl--
    @UZl-- 10 месяцев назад +3

    7:09 fucking awkward moment but i loved it😂😂😂😂

    • @BrandonR70
      @BrandonR70 8 месяцев назад

      I mean she did say that 😂

  • @simont1709
    @simont1709 Год назад +7

    another classic

  • @gamerguyAnticensor
    @gamerguyAnticensor 8 месяцев назад +6

    Imagine Cuddy at 20 years old, she would be fire 😅😂

    • @matthewJ142
      @matthewJ142 5 месяцев назад +2

      The couple from as good as it gets, Taub and Cuddy 😂

  • @doro626
    @doro626 Год назад +17

    Man, why did I stoop watching HOUse. This looks wonderful. LMAO. I have to find that girl with the black eye if she is still acting. she was really good.

    • @PhrontDoor
      @PhrontDoor Год назад +7

      She was fantastic. The dialog was brilliant, but her delivery was impeccable.
      She moved on to General Hospital for a long while (I dont watch those things)>
      Her name (from above) seems to be Haley Pullos.

  • @martinacosta3821
    @martinacosta3821 8 месяцев назад

    Ok, is time to watch house again

  • @haroldrsellsjr1186
    @haroldrsellsjr1186 9 месяцев назад

    I miss this show

  • @joeyd4682
    @joeyd4682 Год назад +4

    5:07, if it was Don Draper

  • @crides0
    @crides0 Год назад +32

    > Computer Science majors
    > Fabricating chips
    What kind of reality is this

    • @pryordevine3855
      @pryordevine3855 Год назад +7

      Computer engineering maybe. Maybe that falls under computer science?

  • @nwgverified
    @nwgverified 2 месяца назад +1

    God i love this show

  • @manuelito1233
    @manuelito1233 2 месяца назад

    House looking like the Lisan al gaib in the thumb nail

  • @sosa8172
    @sosa8172 11 месяцев назад +3

    5:04 & 5:30 Mad Men reference

  • @Sniperboy5551
    @Sniperboy5551 5 месяцев назад +1

    I was the only kid in my class that knew the Beverly Hillbillies reference my tech teacher made… that was like 2014-2015. I guess I’m special too 😂

  • @standardcake18
    @standardcake18 Год назад +3

    house is not a typical doctor and nothing he does is done on a typical day

  • @ezekiellathan4414
    @ezekiellathan4414 Год назад +2

    A SMALL. TOSSED, SALAD

  • @martenberke457
    @martenberke457 3 месяца назад +1

    House:"you know the audience is always right"
    me: it's true. i'm not sitting here watching clips of "Don the Advertiser"

  • @DladinDaTruth
    @DladinDaTruth Год назад

    Not trying get caught in the driveway lol
    Facts lol

  • @kyupidsarrow
    @kyupidsarrow Год назад +26

    Hello early enjoyers! Have a lovely day/night :}

  • @gaurang127
    @gaurang127 2 месяца назад +1

    that kid was a pop culture genius

  • @JamesJoyce12
    @JamesJoyce12 Год назад +4

    the young bossy girl became a hot soap actress who was arrested for DUI and threw away her career - House may have been prescient

  • @catbug1113
    @catbug1113 10 месяцев назад

    What episodes or season is it from

    • @trueandika
      @trueandika 9 месяцев назад

      Season 7, Two stories

  • @InvisibleMag
    @InvisibleMag Год назад +10

    whoever wrote this episode was really trying to flex their flashback and dialogue muscles. almost to the point that it becomes convoluted

  • @babakzk
    @babakzk 3 месяца назад

    This episode is just so funny, start to finish 😄

  • @sana-cm7oc
    @sana-cm7oc 4 месяца назад

    God, I love this show. I miss House.

    • @haddy106
      @haddy106 4 месяца назад +1

      Hes probably chilling in whatever apartment he can afford near Wilsons grave

  • @TheDraculus
    @TheDraculus 5 месяцев назад +1

    dr house is in da house.....since 1987

  • @XemnasKH
    @XemnasKH Год назад

    Bro the Honda product placement

  • @rabindranathdas8864
    @rabindranathdas8864 Месяц назад

    I missed this and that girl

  • @SteveUrich
    @SteveUrich Год назад

    What is the name of this episode

    • @FargonNemeloc
      @FargonNemeloc 11 месяцев назад

      All episodes in this channel are properly referenced by the autor, the littlest of digging should have gave you the answer

  • @tg_gaming12
    @tg_gaming12 6 месяцев назад

    That was the biggest turn down ever