When printers malfunction - Printer
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- Опубликовано: 25 апр 2021
- Adam experiences the utter frustration of when printers malfunction.
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Rowan as a printer fits so well
Perfectly 😂
and it doesn't work XD
Yup
A Printer is Rowan Spirit _item_
But I guess a "Office Space" style revenge beating might be to graphic for youtube...
"Don't let your printer know that you're in a hurry, they smell fear."
Sound advice! Thanks, mate! :D
True Story!!
It's rumoured that printers and photocopiers have a special chip in them which determines how urgently you need the document, and generate an appropriate sized error in response. Oh, and don't think you can use another printer - they all belong to the same union...
@@mittfh No union shaming, mate.
I think printer enjoy being asholes
"How many of these are you printing?"
"How many times did you press print?"
This is golden.
yes
@@willl7780 yes
@@tobeess lol...not sure if i was trying to respond to your post...im tired lol
7-9 btw. He pressed print 7-9 times. 9 total, 7 at the end, 5 successfully.
These guys are actually very optimistic. They definitely forget the "Printer offline" and "paperjam" part that you have to go through at least once before you can print.
Or the printer deciding that a brand-new cartridge is "expired".
And the subscription
There's no other person in the world that can play something so annoying as a malfunctioning printer other than Rowan. This guy is one of a kind.
Morning, nice day for printing, ain't it? Ha ha
I could see Ben doing a great job at it too. Maybe a ruder version
@@KincaidtheHedgehog Yeah, I can already imagine him screaming "I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW. DID YOU PRESS PRINT???"
@@coderdbd big grin when he hands over the last page
it's literally impossible for it to be done by anyone else.
Almost 100% accurate
Especially the bonus blank page. Makes me wanna punch drywall.
Almost?
@@mitchthomson1631 Then don't add a bonus blank page
Don't forget the notification for an update
Worse if you have a header/footer. As you can't really reuse that page depending on the document.
I love how the "bonus blank page" looks like it's already been crumpled a bit. Great attention to detail!
I was expecting Rowan to say “out of paper”, Adam gives him paper, hits print, tries to grab it from Rowan’s hands and it rips in half.
- Why you do that? 😨
- Donno what u talkin'bout, just give me GENTLY paper if you want something to print or whatever..😒
- Okay okay, here you are 🥺 *adam extremely gently handing paper to rowanprinter*
@@herrroman4718 Rowan *violently scrunches up the paper* nah paper jam
@@MarioPfhorG Too real man 😭
You might like Bored episode 96
- You are missing a software update.
- What? You were working fine till now, why do you even need it?
- Well, I would know if you downloaded it AND installed it.
- Nevermind, just ignore it and print with the current software.
- Ehm... Sorry... No can do. Now that I KNOW there's an update, I can't unknow it. The "current" software as you call it, is outdated and obsolete. You have to update it.
- [frustration sounds]
Gives cyan cartridge
Printer: “Mate this isn’t a genuine printer brand cartridge.”
You also have to clear the print queue before trying again. That's for sure.
@Regal Octopus should be illegal really
*inserts cartrige* No mate you also gotta clean the headers, I can't print. Okay, do it again. No, still not right, again. One last time to get rid of the lines. Ok we can print now. No wait, outta yellow ink.
or unclogg the the inkjets 5 times until it prints properly, and then oooops....yellow is empty.
or imagine a genuine ink-tank, but a few days expired:
_"You ink-tank is expired. Proceeding will void your printer warranty._
_Are you sure you wish to proceed?"_
it's more a miracle if a printer functions...
verified moment
The common denominator there would be... you.
but yeah, it's the printer that is the problem... lol
Wait what are you doing here? 😂
Functions properly !!! Cos many times they function but most of these times not properly...
You looks like alan
"Fuck you" if the inscription was blue, it would be even more brilliant :D
In all color printers, a little bit of Cyan is used in every black and white print. That way cyan goes out first and you need more toner. It's a money-maker. A study was done on this.
“Just a moment. One of your coworkers accidentally added 60 new jobs, 20 pages each. I’m about to start them all now”
That moment when you realize the issue and open the queue and its got like 50 tasks from like two months ago and you have to cancel every one of them individually with that annoying but are you sure you want to cancel window popping up.
When it's done printing them all out right before it prints your document it says I'm out of magenta
... after you just put your last sheet of adhesive labels into the feed tray.
"Here's your document, your bonus blank page, a single page of someone else's multipage document, a page that didn't align properly, and my favourite...Printer Jam. You're going to have to reach in and pull it."
I don't want to reach into Rowan.
And then 50/50 chance it will jam again.
And if it doesn't jam, it's going to pull all the paper through at the same time, which is the most recent round of stupidity my printer had. Don't know how it didn't jam then, but one single misaligned bit of a paper causes a jam and a major breakdown from the damn thing.
@@SolaScientia Your printer was so preoccupied with whether or not it could, it didn't stop to think if it should.
I never thought a human could imitate so well a printer.
Rowan is really an amazing actor.
They need to include the part where a full cartridge becomes “empty”’if you don’t use it for a couple of weeks
That can only happen if your printer uses cyan while printing black and white.
"Here is your document"
"Oh, thanks"
"And here is your BONUS blank page"
I died, this happens WAY TOO OFTEN.
tbf... 98% of the time, the blank page is a problem with the key actuator device
@@ThunderbirdAnthares Or it's cause 90% of savages work on documents without the paragraph markers turned on and end up having blank lines pushed onto the next page.
The blank page is common a larger office style printers. Its a separator page.
100% never had this happened anytime I printed stuff
The Ina Apostels have also invaded Viva La Dirt League. You are everywhere. Nice.
That "mmmmm mmmm mmmm" printer calibration killed me.
When you think it's done then it continues, that was so accurate.
Why can't yall stop dying
@@ikbendom5663 Because, according to Dirt Dickson, VLDL is "literally" killing people xD
lmfao yeah me 2
Printer Calibration: "Let me play for you the song of my people."
im shocked the sketch didnt end with Rowan needing another color or having a paperjam
It's on easy mode.
Almost accurate. He didn’t drink up the last of the magenta ink while rebooting and cleaning his print heads.
Don't primters claim to be low on ink at 70%?
@@Von_D that only happens if the printer has DRM cartridges.
Only Rowan can impersonate a printer and make it funny
"and make it realistic" you mean?
@@barlim406 yes, realistic. Not funny at all. LOL.
Maybe it's time to go all Office Space.
I kept waiting for Rowan to say "oops, I'm not here, I don't exist" like every printer I've ever owned does all the time.
@SharkTank Own, verb: have (something) as one's own; possess. If this is a joke or a reference, sorry, I don't get it.
@@glennhook2180 he probably ment it as joke as it was past tense so he doesn’t own them anymore and the joke is why (that he doesn’t own the annoying printers anymore)
@@stijnvdb7135 After a minute of thinking I finally got it. Very subtle but amusing. :)
Yes! I have had one of those and the stupid thing was supposedly the same brand as my computer? Nope, I learned later about Chinese counterfeits and used/buggy equipment being repackaged and sold as “new” so that was a life changer!
lll
You guys do a lot of really great stuff, but this episode right here, I will be smiling for the next 15 minutes minimum. It makes me so happy to see such skilled actors do what you guys do. The anger that comes from you guys is so passionate. And yes the way Rowan is the most irritating thing on the planet and he plays the role so well without ever flinching a smirk is amazing. Morgan Freeman should aspire for this level of talent.
I really want to see him play a jammed printer! 😀
Ah yes. The bonus blank pages. Love it everytime the printers did it. It just went and showed how considerate they were, y'all know?
I now realise Rowan's characters have all been based on "What if a printer was human?".
I was thinking the same thing of how only Rowan could play a printer.
YOU CANT JUST LEAVE, YOURE THE PRINTER
@@HalfbreedTrini LOL!
I was expecting Rowan to hold up a paper, not letting go of it until it tears and then saying that theirs a paper clutter hindering him from printing.
Missed opportunity indeed
episode 2
hold the perfectly printed page up, and rip it in half then hand it to him, lol.
Rowan on a casting :
"What was your last character ."
Rowan : "Well i play a printers"
"...."
Rowan : "Yup and everyone love it"
This is genius. Rowan being irritating appliances is the best series idea ever!
"Rage Against the Machine never specified what type of machine they were furious with but I reckon it was probably a printer."
John Moynes
"Fuck you I won't do what you tell me" is actually my printer's response to attempts to get it to do anything.
I kept waiting for Rowan to start chewing down papers and yelling paper jam
I was so expecting for the skit to end with the printer saying it was out of ink again because all of those extra prints
Rowan is a comedic genius. This made me snort with laughter. So damn good 😂
Just missing the "Nope, now I'm out of paper" and the follow up
"Nope, still out of paper."
"Yes, I just loaded it, I can see it."
"Well maybe you loaded it wrong."
"FINE, HERE!"
"Op, paper jam, you must've loaded it wrong again. Clean me out and re-load it."
Snyder CUT?
Would really love to see how they pantomime a paper jam and clearing it out.
Actually come to think of it, I'm sure the gang at PlayTech have already fantasized brutalizing Rowan in ways not too dissimilar to that...
Is this A4? Ehhh, I can only print legal
"Yup, sorry mate, the paper jam is not clear. Here are the instructions for clearing the paper jam. Step 1..."
"Dude, I literally just pulled the jammed paper out! "
"Nope, don't think so, you didn't follow the four-step process to verify that the jam has been cleared. Step 1...."
Oh, no... Now I am am amlfuncioning because there is to much paper and I am not able to pull it in correctly! (at least thats what my printer does)
As a printer technician I can confirm this is 100% accurate. Rowan, you are the bane of my existence, daily.
You beat me to it... this is staggeringly accurate.
Bless you patient soul
"I don't know, how many times did you press print?" Lmao this is hilarious.
This literally portrays every single interaction I've had with my printer.
As a colleague rightfully said many years ago: "We are talking about artificial intelligence but we cannot even print a document." Still true.
Who said the printer isn't doing it on purpose
printing a document is actually a pretty amazing achievement, you are fundamentally passing something digital to the real world
@@zoekmath no, its not. You are sending pixel (dots on a screen) onto a computer that decodes the dots and moves a motor, then stops, a small pin imprints ink on a paper sheet, moves and repeats.
the fact that the parts are very small is cool, but modern factories a great at producing small components on mass scales.
getting the timing and imprint right is a bit tricky but all in all, this technology is relatively simple. Microchips, motors, microprocessors in today's world cost a couple dollars. its nothing!
but yes, the creation of microprocessors and electronics was a big leap forward in humanity when it was invented and then mass produced... decades ago...
@@sandermez3856 Quantum Physics
Wow, you really missed the purpose of that comment
Rowan doing the "Mmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm" back and forth just about killed me.
Ikr, why do printers do that??
They Need That Calibration In order To Function.
The Printer God Says...
Been watching this channel for a couple years and you guys always hit the mark! I’m hype for the movie.
As a fellow printer hater enthusiast myself, this was a fine episode, truly exquisite. High praise to you gentleman! Cheers.
"Morning! Nice day for printing ain't it? Hu ha!" :D
"Morning! Bad day for printing it is! Hu ha!"
Tears up paper
"Here's your document"
hands over the torn fragments.
or "I've got something stuck"
"What? no you don't"
"Yeah I do. remove the jam"
"I just checked there's literally nothing in there"
"No there's definitely something jammed in there. Can't print like this."
Totally one of your best skits!
Hilarious! Only thing missing was Rowan didn't jam or say there was a jam when there wasn't one. 🤔😂😂😂
Literally watching this while waiting for my printer to do his job...
Technically the Rowan.. um.. I mean printer is the manager so he's actually waiting for you to do your job.
.... and his job
Did you press print?
When Adam said "why didn't you print" after giving Rowan the ink I was expecting Rowan to say "I don't know... guess you must have clicked print for another printer" then the camera turn to Alan who's another printer holding up all the documents 😅😂
More like Alan saying, I need "blue" or something.
You guys are getting better and better adam especially
One of your best ones yet.
Rowan is now the face of the ultimate evil: printers
They were a huge help against the sovyet's during the Cold War.
@@henkfraser1316
*Soviets
The miracle is the fact the printer actually printed something out and didn't get destroyed.
Also he didn'g get the "I can't recognize the cartridge" error only to make it work by taking it out and putting it back again.
More like this please! This was brilliant!!!
when he does the printer boot up noises, i'm dead 😂😂
This is why Baelin's route took a year to make. They were fighting to get the script out of the printer. It's why Adam is crying at the end of the trailer.
FIRST
Me to my printer: "Oh, c'mon, don't be such a Rowan."
🤣🤣
This needs a part 2 about being out of supplies I don't need, or paper jamming with a single sheet of paper.
having worked in several offices, this is pretty much spot on. hilarious video, guys!
And that was Adam's rendition of 'OUTRAGEOUS'
I'm starting to wonder if they deliberately script it in now
@@vickym2607 They most definitely do I'd say
@@nestrac don't you mean...Ben there, done that? 🤠
I was half expecting Ben to shout Outrageous off camera right after Adam.
The paper didn't get stuck.
That's a good printer.
Rowan is always good at his job.
"here's your bonus blank page"
I dunno why that one made me laugh harder than it should
Love it! There needs to be more office shenanigans!
You know why Rowan is the printer?
Next time he will get a paper stuck somewhere and has to undress to find it.
As someone that works in an office and my longest interactions of the day are with the printer, i can relate in a spiritual level.
You would think that Microsoft or someone would invent a “diagnostic and fixing tool” for printers. Also when is Microsoft going to invent a program that allows prospective employees to actually submit e-forms to their employers???? Good grief even the email systems are getting bad because of so-called “unsupported document types” 😩
I am looking forward to a part 2. (Please do a part 2!)
This was absolutely brilliant, well done!
So basically all these years my printer was just "Rowaning" me
at the end rowan: "oh and im out of paper now"
Tray 2 malfunction: But there is no paper in tray 2... We never even use tray 2!
Also the paper jam when there is no paper jammed it just thinks there is a paper jam.
"I'm out of cyan." *cyan refilled* "Doing test page now." .... "I'm out of magenta."
I love the bonus blank page!!!
It's so accurated it's painful.
Great job guys!!
I now want to see an entire office where Rowan is every device.
And Hamish is the poor soul who has to try to get stuff done.
I know one - Social Insurance Institution in Poland
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_Insurance_Institution
That's every government office in existence.
I would prefer to see each actor playing a different device that suits their personas. 😄
@@kasianight No-no-no-no-no-no. Don't go there. Rowan and Adam would be all too happy to reinact that. 😰
Printer: low on cyan
*click print in white-black only*
Printer: *prints an entire black page with white ink that reads "low on cyan"*
And on the end in small letters: "ps: now low on black t"
The cyan part is soo on point.
And your bonus blank Page...
I work in IT, and network printers are easily one of the most frustrating devices to troubleshoot. Digital file sharing and encryption has become mature enough at this point that they really should be abandoned altogether except for the most niche case and mission critical onsite data archiving.
What u’re referring to is not IT. Maintaining printers, installing cables and setting up accs for employees is a totally different thing
@@quantum-t who cares lol... The fact he wrote he work in IT doesn't matter in the slightest to the overall comment....
@@quantum-t A lot of things are IT. Setting up accounts and managing a data centre is a totally different thing.
I don’t know how Adam stood there with a straight face while Rowan was run diagnostic test after getting his ink lol 😂
I was waiting for "Larger than life" by BSB. Similar choreography XD
**Printers aggressively twerking**
**Aggresively twerking**
@@w_ldan real creative imma edit that into my comment
@@mainstreamdoge1762 nice
Passive aggressive twerking?
Aggressive model printer twerking
I've had so many conversations with my printer just like this. :D Perfect printer noises too!
Yall should definitely do more office skits, this was great
You guys are too good for youtube, netflix, Twitter, FB, big screen tvs, movie theater..just play your movies in the sky like a beacon of light, a beacon of hope..humanity has found their new entertainment heroes
I lost it at bonus blank page, that relatable af
😂 The printer 🖨 shoulder jerks were chef's 💋 😘 . A true office experience.
I worked for a couple years as a call center support agent and we sometimes took printers. We were supposed to keep our calls to under 10 minutes but whenever a printer call came up you better prepare for an hour of troubleshooting, your boss passively-aggressively walking by your desk and testing every possible solution under the sun. This video is so accurate it hurts, but I've also had to deal with faulty drivers, wrong driver version, unsupported newer OS versions (yes, really) and just general manufacturer BS.
Rowan, you can't keep running away, you're the printer!
Rowan doing that printer move is just pure hilarity...!
Was 100% ready for Rowan to tell Adam he was out of Cyan after all those pages
This is so acurate, that I almost need to cry...
This might be the first time Adam has had the balls to go against Rowan since he wore the Golden Shirt.
this is adam and rowan in different universe, where adam become employee at another company and adam become a literally printer
What are you even talking about? Rowan wasn't in this video
I completely misread this first... yikes. My mind is messed up. 😂
The bonus blank paper is so true xD
I love this video. I run a printing business and we love finding memes and stuff like this to make fun of
Great minds think alike, I did a sketch just like this a few months back.
Who else is excited about ---Baelin's Route--?
I am
I sure am, gonna watch it right after it comes out. So excited!
@@VivaLaDirtLeague haha ok dude
Where can we watch it?
@@inmynamemakesmeahero3432 not out yet...
Spent 10 years as a Xerox tech, this is accurate af.
Nobody in the whole world could’ve played printer better than our hero.
Rowan in a white labeled shirt to represent a thing is becoming a favourite recurring gag of mine
I was low-key expecting Rowan to pull down his pants to prove that he is out of cyan
I was expecting Adam to try to figure out where to stick the ink cartridge, but maybe both of us are too crass for this video. 😆
Based on last videos where he just get nude for apparente no reason, i could see that happening
I was expecting to watch a sketch, instead they just filmed Adam at the office trying to get some work done.
Most accurate portrayal I've ever seen
"And here is your bonus blank page" XD, I love it
You can never let a printer know you’re in a hurry! They can smell fear...
aww :(
, we have the same comment
Indeed my friend, if they know you re done
So Rowan is a printer now.
Never thought I'd see the day I'd see everything.
This is so relatable. I feel like every printer nowadays is just leftover technology from the 1990s
This is the funniest video yet ! Love it!
Laughed way to hard at this