I had them a few times. I wasn’t poor, and was actually middle level just ate them because my dad worked late so he couldn’t cook dinner, it wasn’t the worst. But hell I was a high functioning autist, who ate boogers when I was 5 so I must of had bad taste back then.
I worked in the place that makes Mr Ps pizzas. They literally just switch the labeled boxes out and make a large amount of the private label pizzas in the country. The meats are purchased from big names. The processed cheese product is made in house. I watched a guy grab s box off the line and cook it on top of the machine that heats the glue. The Mexican pizza sold by the company is actually pretty good. Check the USDA number on the boxes of private label and compare them across stores private label brands and your mind will be blown when you see how the store brands are connected. There are so many companies tout there doing private brands for multiple retailers.
I knew it looked like the value time pizzas I loved to snatch up at brookshires. Simple pepperoni on open oven rack no baking sheet=perfect 1 dollar pizza or two just add some hot sauce lol
@@gareththeblue9014 that was one of the boxes we threw up on the line. They had Kroger brand, Piggly Wiggly brand, IGA brand. The company is also the same company as Swans Food. When I was leaving the company I believe they were the ones who were making Freschetta pizzas too, but that may be a false memory.
That`s usual business. I´m from Austria and there are tons of brands which also sell discount products just in different boxes. That`s because they want to get all consumers from every income. Smart move by the industry.
I have worked in canning and produce packaging facilities and the products never change but the labels and packaging do. Everything from big names to store brands all the same food but different names.
counterfan90 this is because American dollar store pizza has been exported to China and made in China by cheap child labor just like iPhones and everything else in America
putting fake cheese on a pizza is a great, big step towards fucking it up -- usually. Totino's somehow has managed to put Not Cheese on their weird, rectangular pies and still provide a pretty good-tasting and well-textured product.
I wouldn't go the FAKE CHINESE FOOD WAY on this one. There are plenty of "cheap pizzas" you can buy pretty much everywhere, even some brand names, like Tony's or Tottino's sell slightly more expensive versions of these (not counting the better DiGiorno individuals for like U$3.50 each). In "my neck of the woods" there are the infamous (5.3oz or so) Fox Deluxe pizzas and some store brand versions (I've seen Fox Deluxe for as low as U$0.83 or 6/U$5.00). Haven't tried any of these for lack of a good conventional or toaster oven (only pizzas that have COOKED CRUSTS can be nuked)...
Back in my auntys apartment during sleepovers we got like 5 boxes of these two 2 liter fantas and ice cream mmm good times even though it was 10 years ago lol
Celeste pizza is actually rather tasty; the tomato sauce has some zest to it, and the toppings aren't awful. The crust tastes better from a microwave than an oven.
I guess that depends on the bowling alley. Rosebowl in Windsor, Ontario, Canada has some good pizza. Not the best in the city, but better than any chain or frozen pizza.
Always loved your videos but since I learned you’re in a chair too my respect and love for you has gone way up👍🏻 great to see you doing what you love despite the hurdles we face daily. Cheers from Florida buddy👊🏻
I would highly recommend going into his videos playlist and look for "Wolfe zone" I've been asking if he would update it sometime but I know Larry has a lot going on, you'll learn more about Larry there and get a better idea of his struggle and why we all love him so much for his efforts.
I'll take a 15.8 oz JACK'S Original Thin Crust Supreme Frozen Pizza from Walmart for $2.25-2.50 all day. Best tasting cheap pizza IMO. Oh and the Jack's Mexican style at 16.6 oz is pretty good too.
I feel even if a pizza was bad, for $1 after a couple of beers when you are feeling lazy late at night itll do the job, also my bowling alley had amazing made in house pizza when i was in minneapolis as a kid.
Nah I feel like ur kinda trashy. How can u have good proper pizza and think that garbage suffices as pizza? I'm just wondering lol good food cost money trash is practically free
Foodie Beauty can I suggest a weight loss programme that's working for me? lost 20 pounds in 4 weeks just from not having breakfast, that's 9kg zero exercise. Once you get past the hunger pains (which go away after about half hour) you won't be that hungry, body thinks no food is coming better burn some fat cells for energy. When the body gets excess calories it goes into a store it for later attitude, you have to trick your body into thinking there is a "famine" it goes from storing fat to burning fat, even when you sleep. I went from around 6000 calories per day down to 2500 per day... IT WORKS...and get rid of coca cola and sugary soda. I only have two teaspoons of sugar in tea, antioxidants and plenty of greens. Please give it a go, only have lots of love and wish you never to die young, too much to live for babe!
If you feel good about yourself the whole world notices. Nobody wants to die young i've already buried two family members and did not want to be the third, love food but love life more, hope you give it a go and stick with it...have a nice day babe.
My grandma used to have these all the time 15 years ago. Way before dollar tree. Celeste was great. I loved them. I always cut them in strips, cut the whole pizza in half, then cut in width strips and dipped them in ranch. Good food on a budget.
Anytime I walk by the Celeste pizzas at dollar tree I automatically think of the movie Don't tell mom the babysitter's dead..."mama Celeste's face up I'm gettin a job, mama Celeste's face down and Kenny's selling carnations on the freeway off-ramp".
That was one of my favorite movies as a kid. I remember hearing the brand referenced on a few shows and maybe back in the day they were better. I guess for a $1 they are ok but it's one of those things that you eat when you're drunk or stoned.
These remind me of the Tony's Party Pizzas I would occasionally fix for the kids' lunch when the grade school would have a lunchtime dismissal for the day. They were cheap and the kids didn't mind them at the time, but I wouldn't serve anything that low-end to them now as adults. (Of course, if either of my surviving kids were cooking for themselves on a tight budget, I can easily imagine them eating pizza from the Dollar Tree freezer case!)
I used to microwave the Celeste pepperoni pizzas all the time back when I moved into my first apartment as a teen and was dirt broke. Don’t eat them much anymore, but sometimes still purposely buy and enjoy them as they’re pretty bangin for $1
I lived a few years with no oven, and would make these style pizzas in a microwave to cook the toppings, then crisp the entire thing with a frying pan on a hot plate. Works like a charm.
The pizza with the better crust always wins, you can always add more toppings, but it's a lot harder to improve the crust. The one with a better crust looks like a Totinos party pizza, and those ones have the same problem with the crust sticking to the pan. A little oil on the pan seems to help with the sticking, and makes it even crispier.
As a kid I would go after school and buy these and eat then before my dad got home (he went to night school) being broke and hungry made these the best 👏🏻
I absolutely love your videos, I’ve been binge watching your videos for like 3 days and I absolutely love your tone of voice and just your take on these really cheap foods! Keep up the good work man
Dollar Tree is the only so-called "dollar" store left, that actually isn't just a "so-called" dollar store, because they're the only one left, where everything only cost one dollar. That's not true for any other "dollar store" anymore.
To make any of these taste great, Pour on a bunch of garlic salt before heating. Add more cheese too. Finally, replace the dough and sauce With a dough and sauce of your own and ta-da
31 now. How do you watch a video about "what's in a dollar tree pizza" then go "oh, he's telling us what's in a dollar tree pizza, I wasn't expecting that! DISLIKE."
Mr. P's pizza's were the same size from grocery outlet...i use to get 5 for 5$ and cook them on a George foreman grill ... just fold in half and they come out like a calizon...ooo😎👍
Not really a fan of frozen pizza but on the occasions where I do, I'm grating some more cheese onto it, I'll also buy some ham, pepperoni to buff it out a bit. Turns out quite decent afterwards Oh yeah I'll also lightly grease the foil (oil or butter) to stop it from sticking, usually works.
They also carry Red Baron single serving for a buck. It's a solid seven and if you add some fresh ingredients ,onion, tomato, a little more mozzarella you got yourself a tasty pizza.
Pizza dough (and a whole pizza) is super easy and you can probably get all but one ingredient from Dollar Tree. You can make and freeze dough for future pizza, bread sticks, etc. DT sometimes has mozzarella cheese, but you can also get or elsewhere for 3-4$/lb. The ones near me usually have pizza, pasta, tomato sauce or alfredo and also Italian seasoning. Also pepperoni and stir fry veg (green and red bell pepper, onion), breakfast sausage, bacon or chorizo if you're into that. Ooh, pepper gravy might be good too with scrambled eggs and/or sausage. If you have the time, you could whip up a batch of dough for different types of pizza and freeze already cooked that just need to be nuked or raw that need to be thawed. If you're kitchen savvy and have time, whipping up and freezing dough has so many possibilities...... From scratch is also CHEAP.. But also a matter of having time, skill, ability, etc.....
I’ve had the Celeste pizza on two occasions in my 31 years. The first time 10 or so years ago the pizza sucked. My next time was this past summer, and what do you know it sucked again. I’ve heard friends say they love that brand. They must like shitty food. Also on a side note I check the labels on food and actively look for TVP and now this frozen chicken fettuccine alfredo bowl I love contains that, and now I can’t eat the chicken because all I think of is a sponge and I gag. So long story short, the meal now just becomes fettuccine alfredo ...
Here in Germany we have dr. Ötker or Wagner pizzas, not so big, I need probably need two of them to be fed up. There taste is not bad and they're a popular frozen food. There are often sold at a discount for 1,79 or less. While Wagner and ötker are brand products and the cheaper versions are often crap, I tried a aldi stoneoven handmade one for 2,22€ cheaper than high end versions of ötker, Wagner and some other brands and it was really good, maybe the best frozen pizza I ever had. Unlikely this pizza was not in their permanent assortment that consists of 2,xx€ pizzas with good ingredients but a lack of spice.
I love Celeste pizzas, I started eating when was homeless, but I had to eat raw defrosted most of the time, sometimes got to heat in gas station microwave lol, but was still good
I have been eating these pizzas for as long as I can remember hands down one of my favorite cheap Foods but I just bought a couple for nostalgia's sake they barely put any toppings on them anymore I had a pepperoni one that was basically sauce with a dusting of cheese and maybe 10 little pieces of pepperoni They still taste the same but man are they lacking
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Many a night during harder times we appreciated the existence of £1 pizza. You should try placing frozen pizza directly onto the wire rack in your oven to cook: helps cheap pizza crust immensely. Love your work!
It's to late to warn you but I would have said donnnnttt do it dont eat the mrs ps lol they are terrible I do enjoy the celeste pizza though its half decent
If you ever have to microwave a cheap pizza where it's completely limp just roll it up into a pizza burrito, way better than trying to eat it in slices when it's limp
When I was a poor college student, i at those Celeste Pizzas and I preferred them over every other cheap pizza alternative. Not only because it tasted better, but also because it had a good portion size. The Celeste cheese tasted so much better than other cheap pizza.
wierd, i actually like the celeste pizzas. its one of the few frozen pizzas that i cant actually taste the mushrooms. im worried that they changed the recipe, the cheese was always gooey, and the crust was better than tombstone. hmm.
its been almost 20years since I've eaten Mr. P's pizza. The old green box with cube peperonis was so awesome when I was younger. I would get to cook it myself in the tiny counter top oven and take it out when the cheese was all brown and caramelized!
If you’d have grown up eating foil with your pizza you’d understand, ?,!!, it’s that sensation in your mouth when you bite into a foil lased pizza I LOVE IT
Maybe the celeste was old I have had them a few times and they were always pretty good but I cook mine in the microwave on the silver tray so it still comes out crispy
They're using the same trick Red Baron used to use with their french bread pizzas. It's the same technology as the crisping sleeves Hot Pockets come with.
The major cost of pizza is dealing with customers, if you can make it on a factory scale, it's just some dough, sauce and toppings, which are about 15cents worth per pizza (at scale). Celeste is awesome, just cook it a little longer to get the crunch.
Aldis has an amazing Mama Cozzi rising crust pizza I get regularly that is sold in 4 cheese, pepperoni and supreme if I remember correctly. It is only 2.79 usually, sometimes on sale for 2.19!
I love Celeste pizza and when I was little and I would go to my grandmas house I would always be so happy when she would give me a 4 cheese or a pepperoni one
Our bowling alley has these things called pizza nuggets and they’re deep fried small balls of dough tossed in Parmesan and herbs and you dip them in marinara with Parmesan cheese in it. Blows my mind
I grew up on Totino's pizza & I still love them but the cooking times are way off & its hit or miss in the oven but then i bought a Pizzazz pizza maker & it cooks Totino's as well as every other frozen pizza ive cooked on it.When I'm in a pinch & low on funds Totino's are only a $1.35 so they're definitely worth the money but these two particular pizzas are Not!
The Presto Pizzazz rotating oven is also great for doing garlic bread and crisping up sandwiches of all sorts. What's really nice about the Pizzazz is that you can keep an eye on what it's cooking to make sure it doesn't get burned up or not get cooked enough.
Seeing this made me wonder what was in the cheap frozen pizza I tend to get here in the UK... Just a margarita but the difference is outstanding... Stonebaked pizza base topped with tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese and Edam cheese. Ingredients: Flour, 31.2% Tomato Passat, 13.4% cheese (50% mozzarella, 50% Edam... Both actually cheese...) Water, milk, rapeseed oil, salt, yeast, sugar, Dried wheat sourdough, oregano, basil, onion powder, garlic granules, black pepper, roasted malted flour. And they sell them for about 60 - 70 pence (so less than a American dollar)... Oh and that price includes all taxes... The ones with more toppings are a little dearer but would only be a little over a dollar depending on deals... Oh and this is a 300g pizza...
The Celeste Suprema isn't half-bad. I don't mind that it features a blend of imitation mozzarella with a lesser amount of real mozza -- the other toppings make up for it, somehow. One could do much worse for their buck. It is one of the few mushroom-bearing pizzas that don't make me want to frisbee the pie straight into the nearest garbage can.
Celeste Pizza is a staple in any poor families household. I loved them
I had them a few times. I wasn’t poor, and was actually middle level just ate them because my dad worked late so he couldn’t cook dinner, it wasn’t the worst. But hell I was a high functioning autist, who ate boogers when I was 5 so I must of had bad taste back then.
They taste like sheit and they leave you hungry 1 hour later.
*I love them*
@@ricky-sanchez little appetiser
Facts
"I don't mind eating aluminum foil for you, the people, so you don't have to."
That single and selfless quote has earned my subscription.
Eli Withers when he said that I could feel aluminum on my teeth and I almost gagged lol
Gotta take your minerals any way you can
Put one on top of the other to make a $2 calzone
Or fold it and make it a giant pizza taco
😂😂😂😂
the amount of creativity here is astonishing
you'd be in the high cal calzone zone
Mike Wautraets 😥😂
wait a second ...you're dollar tree has automatic doors?
livin' the high-life over there I see
i think every place should have automatic door!! especially with covid-19
Mine does. My arms automatically reach forward and pull them open!
😆😆😆
My dollar tree has old fashioned pull open doors.
good one
Pizza is like sex.
If it's good it's good. If it's bad, it's still pretty good.
That's an old one. I was going to say that too.
larry saying pretty good is even better than Steve mre saying nice
Only guys or virgins say that. 😂
- JAVA - how do you know that?
what video did he say that on?
Don't use foil. Use parchment paper.
Hey! Dr Shaym did not expect you to be here. How are those possums doing?
Sup shaym
It all still goes down the same. ! 🥴
THANK YOU
Just stick 'em on a pie pan. I prefer Mr. P and add pepperoni(dollar tree), onion, green peppers and garlic powder before baking. Delicious.
Make a dollar tree casserole with different frozen foods from the playground
Dude, yes lol
What are we eating?
... uh, fucked if I know.
Good idea. He almost did today!
shut up asshole whats wrong with TVP
So basically you want him to die
I worked in the place that makes Mr Ps pizzas. They literally just switch the labeled boxes out and make a large amount of the private label pizzas in the country. The meats are purchased from big names. The processed cheese product is made in house.
I watched a guy grab s box off the line and cook it on top of the machine that heats the glue.
The Mexican pizza sold by the company is actually pretty good. Check the USDA number on the boxes of private label and compare them across stores private label brands and your mind will be blown when you see how the store brands are connected. There are so many companies tout there doing private brands for multiple retailers.
I knew it looked like the value time pizzas I loved to snatch up at brookshires. Simple pepperoni on open oven rack no baking sheet=perfect 1 dollar pizza or two just add some hot sauce lol
@@gareththeblue9014 that was one of the boxes we threw up on the line. They had Kroger brand, Piggly Wiggly brand, IGA brand. The company is also the same company as Swans Food. When I was leaving the company I believe they were the ones who were making Freschetta pizzas too, but that may be a false memory.
That`s usual business. I´m from Austria and there are tons of brands which also sell discount products just in different boxes. That`s because they want to get all consumers from every income. Smart move by the industry.
I have worked in canning and produce packaging facilities and the products never change but the labels and packaging do. Everything from big names to store brands all the same food but different names.
I think the same thing when it comes to companys like frito. I never knew frito owns like every chip brand you see out there
Pizza usually is a difficult dish to fuck up.
But Dollar Store is capable of everything.
counterfan90; and plus this is only for a dollar.
The best frozen pizzas are below a dollar
counterfan90 this is because American dollar store pizza has been exported to China and made in China by cheap child labor just like iPhones and everything else in America
putting fake cheese on a pizza is a great, big step towards fucking it up -- usually. Totino's somehow has managed to put Not Cheese on their weird, rectangular pies and still provide a pretty good-tasting and well-textured product.
I wouldn't go the FAKE CHINESE FOOD WAY on this one. There are plenty of "cheap pizzas" you can buy pretty much everywhere, even some brand names, like Tony's or Tottino's sell slightly more expensive versions of these (not counting the better DiGiorno individuals for like U$3.50 each). In "my neck of the woods" there are the infamous (5.3oz or so) Fox Deluxe pizzas and some store brand versions (I've seen Fox Deluxe for as low as U$0.83 or 6/U$5.00).
Haven't tried any of these for lack of a good conventional or toaster oven (only pizzas that have COOKED CRUSTS can be nuked)...
Back in my auntys apartment during sleepovers we got like 5 boxes of these two 2 liter fantas and ice cream mmm good times even though it was 10 years ago lol
You're my hero Larry. You do it FOR THE PEOPLE DARN IT!
Celeste pizza is actually rather tasty; the tomato sauce has some zest to it, and the toppings aren't awful. The crust tastes better from a microwave than an oven.
Yep...I microwave them
They didn't even bother to make these look good on the box 😂
yeah,you'd be better off cutting the picture off the box and eating that,lol
mdotschrody it looks like plastic mega crap. Lol
mdotschrody Celeste pizza is actually very good for the price imo
It looks kinda good it's just that all of you guys are all rich boys.
Pretty sure they did try
"If you like Pizza from the bowling Alley, you'll love this then."
Dude is halarious
I guess that depends on the bowling alley. Rosebowl in Windsor, Ontario, Canada has some good pizza. Not the best in the city, but better than any chain or frozen pizza.
@@BigPhillyStyle1982 canadian pizza sounds horrendous already but imaginining bowling alley canadian pizza is barf worty
@@punchy207 Canada does the bacon better, but the chef’s already sent an apology for Canadian pizza
@@aaronlandry3934 no
@@punchy207 pizza chains here make basically what you'd uave in the states
Always loved your videos but since I learned you’re in a chair too my respect and love for you has gone way up👍🏻 great to see you doing what you love despite the hurdles we face daily.
Cheers from Florida buddy👊🏻
Thanks Chris!
I would highly recommend going into his videos playlist and look for "Wolfe zone" I've been asking if he would update it sometime but I know Larry has a lot going on, you'll learn more about Larry there and get a better idea of his struggle and why we all love him so much for his efforts.
@@joelweidenfeld471
WTF? That doesn't even make sense dude.😒
He was doing the best he could. Joel Weidenfeld that is.
Joel Weidenfeld Your a fucking dumass.show wolfie some respect you skankdog.
$1.00 for 5-7 ounce pizzas? Great value "rising crust" pizza, in all varieties, is $2.78! That's for 20-22 ounce pizzas! Cheaper and tastes better!
Not at my Wal-Mart.
Rising crust pizzas are usually doughy aND GROSS. Digiornio is the worst.
I'll take a 15.8 oz JACK'S Original Thin Crust Supreme Frozen Pizza from Walmart for $2.25-2.50 all day. Best tasting cheap pizza IMO. Oh and the Jack's Mexican style at 16.6 oz is pretty good too.
I'll take Celeste over great value anyyy day
Totinos is generally $1-1.5, similar type of thin crust, a bit buttery, way better than dollar tree crap
I feel even if a pizza was bad, for $1 after a couple of beers when you are feeling lazy late at night itll do the job, also my bowling alley had amazing made in house pizza when i was in minneapolis as a kid.
Dont compare these to bar pizzas. Bar pizzas are amazing.
Nah I feel like ur kinda trashy. How can u have good proper pizza and think that garbage suffices as pizza? I'm just wondering lol good food cost money trash is practically free
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Jzwiz MN where I’m at. I’m about to try black sheep, I hear they got the best pizza in MN!
@@scoresdavis3435 I feel like "ur" kinda a bougie bitch that has never had to eat on a budget or with limited availability. Go fuck yourself.
Celeste was a childhood favorite of mine. loved it when my mom brought home some !
The sausage and pepperoni pizza looked like my face as a teenager lol.
Saaame
I feel your pain.
Foodie Beauty can I suggest a weight loss programme that's working for me? lost 20 pounds in 4 weeks just from not having breakfast, that's 9kg zero exercise. Once you get past the hunger pains (which go away after about half hour) you won't be that hungry, body thinks no food is coming better burn some fat cells for energy. When the body gets excess calories it goes into a store it for later attitude, you have to trick your body into thinking there is a "famine" it goes from storing fat to burning fat, even when you sleep. I went from around 6000 calories per day down to 2500 per day... IT WORKS...and get rid of coca cola and sugary soda. I only have two teaspoons of sugar in tea, antioxidants and plenty of greens. Please give it a go, only have lots of love and wish you never to die young, too much to live for babe!
intermittent fasting sounds like which has worked wonders when I was doing it, I need to get back to it.
If you feel good about yourself the whole world notices. Nobody wants to die young i've already buried two family members and did not want to be the third, love food but love life more, hope you give it a go and stick with it...have a nice day babe.
My grandma used to have these all the time 15 years ago. Way before dollar tree. Celeste was great. I loved them. I always cut them in strips, cut the whole pizza in half, then cut in width strips and dipped them in ranch. Good food on a budget.
Anytime I walk by the Celeste pizzas at dollar tree I automatically think of the movie Don't tell mom the babysitter's dead..."mama Celeste's face up I'm gettin a job, mama Celeste's face down and Kenny's selling carnations on the freeway off-ramp".
That was one of my favorite movies as a kid. I remember hearing the brand referenced on a few shows and maybe back in the day they were better. I guess for a $1 they are ok but it's one of those things that you eat when you're drunk or stoned.
Yes! I had forgotten about that :)
"It looked a little weird, so I took a bite" Wooooooow.
Oh Man And he deserves every penny. Provided he is legit in his claims.
These remind me of the Tony's Party Pizzas I would occasionally fix for the kids' lunch when the grade school would have a lunchtime dismissal for the day. They were cheap and the kids didn't mind them at the time, but I wouldn't serve anything that low-end to them now as adults. (Of course, if either of my surviving kids were cooking for themselves on a tight budget, I can easily imagine them eating pizza from the Dollar Tree freezer case!)
I used to microwave the Celeste pepperoni pizzas all the time back when I moved into my first apartment as a teen and was dirt broke. Don’t eat them much anymore, but sometimes still purposely buy and enjoy them as they’re pretty bangin for $1
I lived a few years with no oven, and would make these style pizzas in a microwave to cook the toppings, then crisp the entire thing with a frying pan on a hot plate. Works like a charm.
The pizza with the better crust always wins, you can always add more toppings, but it's a lot harder to improve the crust.
The one with a better crust looks like a Totinos party pizza, and those ones have the same problem with the crust sticking to the pan. A little oil on the pan seems to help with the sticking, and makes it even crispier.
As a kid I would go after school and buy these and eat then before my dad got home (he went to night school) being broke and hungry made these the best 👏🏻
Celeste pizzas aren’t bad I eat them once in a while
Yum I'm always up at 4am for these haha
IT'S 4 AM!
I don't know why but I find your videos oddly satisfying. They are also educational and teach you what to look for on the label
Lord, I basically survived on Celeste’s pizzas as a kid. Hey man, food is food 😂
I absolutely love your videos, I’ve been binge watching your videos for like 3 days and I absolutely love your tone of voice and just your take on these really cheap foods! Keep up the good work man
Those Celeste pizzas are amazing...
When you’re drunk
Poor*
Cook two of them and smash em together like a sandwich
Dollar Tree is the only so-called "dollar" store left, that actually isn't just a "so-called" dollar store, because they're the only one left, where everything only cost one dollar. That's not true for any other "dollar store" anymore.
To make any of these taste great, Pour on a bunch of garlic salt before heating. Add more cheese too. Finally, replace the dough and sauce With a dough and sauce of your own and ta-da
Or just buy plain crusts and put whatever sauce, cheese and toppings you want.
LazingBlazers wooosh!
or just go to papa murphys
Why would I buy a premade pizza just to do all that, might as well just make it from scratch
@@TheCycledude37 think he might have been joking
Seeing this channel brings back memories
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31 now. How do you watch a video about "what's in a dollar tree pizza" then go "oh, he's telling us what's in a dollar tree pizza, I wasn't expecting that! DISLIKE."
Pokemo Rgasm ohhh youu clowns !
91 :(
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Mr. P's pizza's were the same size from grocery outlet...i use to get 5 for 5$ and cook them on a George foreman grill ... just fold in half and they come out like a calizon...ooo😎👍
🍕😋
Dan Banks wtf is a “calizone” you mean CALZONE?
Man. I was wondering why i was up for no reason when i have to work in 4 hours... Its because i felt this was going to happen! Thanks,Larry!
You stayed up late risking your sleep for a dollar pizza video??
Not really a fan of frozen pizza but on the occasions where I do, I'm grating some more cheese onto it, I'll also buy some ham, pepperoni to buff it out a bit. Turns out quite decent afterwards
Oh yeah I'll also lightly grease the foil (oil or butter) to stop it from sticking, usually works.
Oh man, this reminds me of microwave hot pockets in my military dorm decades ago. Not good, just hot and cheap.
They also carry Red Baron single serving for a buck. It's a solid seven and if you add some fresh ingredients ,onion, tomato, a little more mozzarella you got yourself a tasty pizza.
I have yet to find a pizza that tastes good coming out of a microwave.
Ellios is ok
Home run is ok
Tombstone mini deep dish pizzas were delicious in the microwave.
Most deep dish minis are good in the microwave, I dint think you'll find to many that are good otherwise
Cook them in an airfryer
Pizza dough (and a whole pizza) is super easy and you can probably get all but one ingredient from Dollar Tree. You can make and freeze dough for future pizza, bread sticks, etc. DT sometimes has mozzarella cheese, but you can also get or elsewhere for 3-4$/lb. The ones near me usually have pizza, pasta, tomato sauce or alfredo and also Italian seasoning. Also pepperoni and stir fry veg (green and red bell pepper, onion), breakfast sausage, bacon or chorizo if you're into that. Ooh, pepper gravy might be good too with scrambled eggs and/or sausage. If you have the time, you could whip up a batch of dough for different types of pizza and freeze already cooked that just need to be nuked or raw that need to be thawed. If you're kitchen savvy and have time, whipping up and freezing dough has so many possibilities...... From scratch is also CHEAP.. But also a matter of having time, skill, ability, etc.....
These frequent uploads though 😍😍
Imagine How Much Time He Spends On The Toilet 😂
This has been one of my favourite youtube channels for a while.
I’ve had the Celeste pizza on two occasions in my 31 years. The first time 10 or so years ago the pizza sucked. My next time was this past summer, and what do you know it sucked again. I’ve heard friends say they love that brand. They must like shitty food. Also on a side note I check the labels on food and actively look for TVP and now this frozen chicken fettuccine alfredo bowl I love contains that, and now I can’t eat the chicken because all I think of is a sponge and I gag. So long story short, the meal now just becomes fettuccine alfredo ...
ignorance is bliss
“How are you going to get heartburn the next day if it doesn’t” 😅 so true.
I get a frozen pizza by my local store called Aldi's and its only $3.47 and its really good.
Here in Germany we have dr. Ötker or Wagner pizzas, not so big, I need probably need two of them to be fed up. There taste is not bad and they're a popular frozen food. There are often sold at a discount for 1,79 or less. While Wagner and ötker are brand products and the cheaper versions are often crap, I tried a aldi stoneoven handmade one for 2,22€ cheaper than high end versions of ötker, Wagner and some other brands and it was really good, maybe the best frozen pizza I ever had. Unlikely this pizza was not in their permanent assortment that consists of 2,xx€ pizzas with good ingredients but a lack of spice.
Aldi's rules my favourite grocery store.
@Mike Lucky I ate a pizza with wieners in Italy actually hahah but not in Germany
+Mike Lucky the irony in all of this is that we have sausage Pizza, its called american hotdog,,,
francisjairam Oh I love aldis pizzas the frozen ones they taste a whole lot better than pizza hut pizzas.
I love Celeste pizzas, I started eating when was homeless, but I had to eat raw defrosted most of the time, sometimes got to heat in gas station microwave lol, but was still good
Totinos pizzas are still my favorite pizza.
That what I was gonna to say. I add cheese with mine and added fresh spinach.
Totinos has a nice crispy crust
Those are pizza bites, not a a pizza...
@@Clay3613 You DO know that Totino's makes whole pizzas as well right?
@@Clay3613 pizza ROLLS you mean. Tostinos makes whole round pizza
I have been eating these pizzas for as long as I can remember hands down one of my favorite cheap Foods but I just bought a couple for nostalgia's sake they barely put any toppings on them anymore I had a pepperoni one that was basically sauce with a dusting of cheese and maybe 10 little pieces of pepperoni They still taste the same but man are they lacking
His Dollar tree has automatic doors !?!? Now that's fancy
Yours doesn't? I'm sorry poor soul
Cut it out
my childhood, forced to eat cheap pizza, I will NEVER go back but this channel seems oddly satisfying to watch :3
You can get the Totinos ones on sale for a dollar or less depending on your area. They probably taste better
Totino's pizza has it's own unique taste, no other frozen pizza tastes like it. It's so strangely delicious.
I don't know how you came up in my featured section, but for the past 5 days I have been non-stop watching vids of your. I am from Europe and I love your content! So now I'm subbed!
You can't really expect much of a $1 pizza
@kmiller9959 that's how mafia works
you can Expect , Obesity, High Blood Pressure, and Diabedus from eating $1 Tree Pizzas.
Totinos Pizza are 1.25 at Kroger. That's the lowest quality I'll go.
@@uuglyddoll8333 - ENJOY eating those FAKE Ingredients
@@markplott4820 ok
"So we added the toppings from the Celeste pizza onto the Mr P's pizza."
Modern problems require modern solutions.
I personally love the celeste pizza. I eat it at least once a week and have two of them in my freezer right now! LOL I give it 8 out of 10 for price.
"Everything at the Dollar Tree costs $1" Well, that certainly aged well, didn't it?
Wow, I haven't seen a Celeste pizza in years. They were popular when I was a kid.
This id the most randomest channel that I am subscribed to and legit watch and enjoy ! Love the channel keep it up !
I could care less, being a broke kid in 2008 Recession Modesto, this was the closest thing I had to a pizza. It's good if you bake it.
Cmon the recession wasnt that bad.
@@venictos Modesto is in the Central Valley, it's one of the poorest areas in the nation. Trust me, it was horrible. Many of friends lost their homes.
Big mood. Hope things are better for you now, bro.
The 2008 recession came from republicans bailing out auto manufacturers and real estate banks on tax payer money.
@@ricky-sanchez Lmao Obama helped a lot sending money overseas
These bring back so many memories growing up! The nostalgia.
Man I love frozen pizzas. Especially Digiorno.
Digornio are on the higher tier of pizzas, they aren't poor man pizzas.
Thats why I said "especially Digiorno". I like the cheap stuff too.
Minnesota Guy same
If you can find it, try Jamaican Jerk California Pizza Kitchen.
Digiorno is delivery not frozen pizza.
Many a night during harder times we appreciated the existence of £1 pizza. You should try placing frozen pizza directly onto the wire rack in your oven to cook: helps cheap pizza crust immensely. Love your work!
If you add cheese to the Mr P's. And put it on the oven rack. It's the bomb!
Foodlion has their own brand of thin crust personal pizzas for 88 cents a pop. I love them. All kinds of different toppings to choose from.
It's to late to warn you but I would have said donnnnttt do it dont eat the mrs ps lol they are terrible I do enjoy the celeste pizza though its half decent
If you ever have to microwave a cheap pizza where it's completely limp just roll it up into a pizza burrito, way better than trying to eat it in slices when it's limp
Always did the taco but same principle
I enjoyed the Celeste pizza.
When I was a poor college student, i at those Celeste Pizzas and I preferred them over every other cheap pizza alternative. Not only because it tasted better, but also because it had a good portion size. The Celeste cheese tasted so much better than other cheap pizza.
“But when we did this video, I was starving.”
LOLOL!!
"The bottom of the mr.p's looked weird like it was made of little strans of something.....so i took a bite" 😂😂😂
wierd, i actually like the celeste pizzas. its one of the few frozen pizzas that i cant actually taste the mushrooms. im worried that they changed the recipe, the cheese was always gooey, and the crust was better than tombstone. hmm.
its been almost 20years since I've eaten Mr. P's pizza. The old green box with cube peperonis was so awesome when I was younger. I would get to cook it myself in the tiny counter top oven and take it out when the cheese was all brown and caramelized!
I used to eat Celeste pizza. Those were some dark times. The cheese has no give and has the texture of Elmer’s glue
If you eat it straight out the microwave it will burn your hands and the roof of your mouth and tongue.
@@ricky-sanchez I ate it out of the toaster
Another great video good on you Larry
Foil? Come on man use parchment paper. It's cheaper and safer than using Foil.
Rice MenaRQ some people only use foil I will never understand it
Nothing wrong with foil. The only people that need to worry about aluminum are those with renal disease.
If you’d have grown up eating foil with your pizza you’d understand, ?,!!, it’s that sensation in your mouth when you bite into a foil lased pizza I LOVE IT
Yes wanna be safe cooking that healthy dollar tree food lmao
I use foil all the time.
Maybe the celeste was old I have had them a few times and they were always pretty good but I cook mine in the microwave on the silver tray so it still comes out crispy
How can you make a pizza in the microwave and have a crispy pizza?
@NatarisX obviously u never had a celeste pizza ....they come with a silver cooking disc and they make your pizza crispy in the microwave
@@Just4kGaming celeste pizzas come with a silver disc u set your pizza on to.cook it in the mic and it makes it crispy
They're using the same trick Red Baron used to use with their french bread pizzas. It's the same technology as the crisping sleeves Hot Pockets come with.
I bought some of these and it didn't come with the silver tray.
The major cost of pizza is dealing with customers, if you can make it on a factory scale, it's just some dough, sauce and toppings, which are about 15cents worth per pizza (at scale). Celeste is awesome, just cook it a little longer to get the crunch.
Well, you can get it cheaper at Hananfords....(Eastern US market.)
89cents
Aldis has an amazing Mama Cozzi rising crust pizza I get regularly that is sold in 4 cheese, pepperoni and supreme if I remember correctly. It is only 2.79 usually, sometimes on sale for 2.19!
I love Celeste pizza and when I was little and I would go to my grandmas house I would always be so happy when she would give me a 4 cheese or a pepperoni one
I love the delivery of these videos
The fact that he never shows himself actually eating the food really bothers me.... 🤦🏽♂️😂
Timonandpumba Hakunamatata....🤔
Great point
It's because said food is feed to him because of his bad hands
This man is doing God’s work I cannot stress that enough
I was really rooting for Celeste. She looked pretty hot in per picture of the front of the pizza box.
Lmao bro..
The older the hotter!
You need two minimum but put some black pepper, Italian seasoning, garlic powder and red pepper flakes on it and it's pretty damn good. 👍
*"Celeste - Authentic Italian Since 1930"*
Our bowling alley has these things called pizza nuggets and they’re deep fried small balls of dough tossed in Parmesan and herbs and you dip them in marinara with Parmesan cheese in it. Blows my mind
Take a shot every time he says pizza
I now have liver failure after playing your game. Thanks a lot
Or dont
I grew up on Totino's pizza & I still love them but the cooking times are way off & its hit or miss in the oven but then i bought a Pizzazz pizza maker & it cooks Totino's as well as every other frozen pizza ive cooked on it.When I'm in a pinch & low on funds Totino's are only a $1.35 so they're definitely worth the money but these two particular pizzas are Not!
The Presto Pizzazz rotating oven is also great for doing garlic bread and crisping up sandwiches of all sorts. What's really nice about the Pizzazz is that you can keep an eye on what it's cooking to make sure it doesn't get burned up or not get cooked enough.
Totinos are 69 cents where I live.
Grew up on them as well. I still buy them and keep them in freezer when I'm feeling lazy.
Seeing this made me wonder what was in the cheap frozen pizza I tend to get here in the UK... Just a margarita but the difference is outstanding...
Stonebaked pizza base topped with tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese and Edam cheese.
Ingredients: Flour, 31.2% Tomato Passat, 13.4% cheese (50% mozzarella, 50% Edam... Both actually cheese...) Water, milk, rapeseed oil, salt, yeast, sugar, Dried wheat sourdough, oregano, basil, onion powder, garlic granules, black pepper, roasted malted flour.
And they sell them for about 60 - 70 pence (so less than a American dollar)... Oh and that price includes all taxes... The ones with more toppings are a little dearer but would only be a little over a dollar depending on deals...
Oh and this is a 300g pizza...
Good morning Larry and friends
I like this intro .. the fact you pinpointed what you was feeling and fixed it.
I'd rather eat TVP than it be 100% dog food quality meat
The Celeste Suprema isn't half-bad. I don't mind that it features a blend of imitation mozzarella with a lesser amount of real mozza -- the other toppings make up for it, somehow. One could do much worse for their buck. It is one of the few mushroom-bearing pizzas that don't make me want to frisbee the pie straight into the nearest garbage can.
"It could of been a turd with sausage gravy on it." 💩♨️ ROFLMAO
S a n d s Coming up next week! :)
You can add extra toppings at home... like onions, olives,peppers ect. Makes it taste better... or you could add extra cheese...