@TREJAN CRIGER dude I was almost killed in a police chase lol some guy crashed through a bunch of my carts and I’m like “WHAT THE FUCK” then 5 seconds later two cop cars also barreled through the carts too!! Shit was crazy
@Big Homie Steve The Metal Head I always, always, always put my cart back, even if I'm running late, or it's zero degrees with a foot of snow. I don't get people who don't.
@@iMisterEnigma yeah I remember you seeing me. I even thought to myself, "hey that guy is seeing me maybe I should take note of that for no reason at all". Looks like it did pay off 👌
Being a "cart pusher" was my first job when I was 16 (26 now) and I did it all the way up until I graduated hs. It wasn't the greatest job but it also wasn't the worst (other than the minimum wage pay) Atleast you get a work out and you're outside on nice days, as opposed to standing in one spot all day bored out your fucking mind talking to person after person haha as a youngin' it was an alright gig
Hehe, that second story is funny because I do 90% of the cleaning in my house. My wife is living a pampered life for sure! However, she takes care of bills and makes me greek yogurt lmao. I don't really mind doing almost all the housework, including 100% of the outdoor work. The most important thing is to just negotiate the division of labor in a way you are comfortable with.
I was a cart pusher for almost 4 years. Trust me, you do not get buff. I've seen 180lb guys turn into 140lb guys in 6 months. They were buff when they got in, but working as a cart pusher in the summer will just drain you. You're not a cart lifter, you're a cart pusher. It's like expecting to get buff pushing your car 5 miles down the highway every day.
A better example woulda been "Expecting to get buff by opening doors for people all day." Cuz I kinda think i would get a little buff pushing my car 5 miles a day haha
Yeah it’s all walking and cardio, you’re definitely going to sweat in summer and lose weight as a result. Key is to drink a lot of drinks with sodium and electrolytes
I believe that if you’re in a relationship with someone and you’re both under age and then one person is a little older and when that person becomes an adult it’s okay to still be with the minor... I learned that from transformers with Marky Mark
Could be wrong, but'm 90% sure if that poor girl is just in 10th grade she hasn't huffed enough drugs to become LoopyLuna just yet..... I'd bet her heart just got over-joyed by a guy showing her attention for the first time ......
Nah when I was a 15 year old I met multiple people my age who were permanently unable to have any length of sobriety. Which within a year they were in juvenile detention. I had 3 friends my age in middle school who get arrested in the class back in grade 8.
There’s a lot of people who don’t use drugs especially high schoolers like myself. Also like everyone everywhere every area and place is different from other areas and places so you shouldn’t just assume all highschoolers are drug addicts even tho I’d say about half of them in my city are.
Alright.... Fair enough.... But whether the poor girl was dipping into drugs or not....theres just no bloody way she did enough to become......as I said....... LoopyLuna........ :)
@@davesproles2708 Naw above dude is right. Huffers go quick. Meth too if it's a lot frequently. Seen six months from prep to crackhead "suck yo dick" also to the weirdo who claimed all high schoolers aren't drug addicts. Wtf said they were? Why build that strawman?
@@bayoubilly5176 .....bloody hell man. Yeah, I'll admit I'm slightly ignorant there.... Well God bless her even more so if thats the case....... Thank you tho brother....
The last woman was expecting it to be “the man’s role” to take the emotional risk by saying he hasn’t said “I love you” first for three years. Is it possible he’s waiting for you while you wait for him?
I was a cart pusher at Walmart when I was in High school, and you see some crazy shit and you also learn a lot of people don’t look back when backing up and run you over, I’ve been hit once and lady did hit and run and lead police on chase all through town.
Wasn’t a cart pusher, but worked in a grocery store and was told to do it as they were overwhelmed one time. First and last 5 minutes ever doing it an extremely obese woman stepped out of a massive pickup into a garbage can somehow and broke both legs as it tumbled over... It was a strange experience
Wait... the pickup truck was so lifted she didn’t see an industrial sized trash bin and stepped out the truck into the can? Geeze that looks so funny in my head
Nooo shit, red flags would be going off if i see anything like that ... I'm thinking convict who probably murdered her previous husband and just got let off on parole and is looking for her next victim.
Ahhhhh go for it. You'll be done with school soon enough and I mean are you looking at working at that particular Walmart your whole life. Fuck it dive in!
Ohhh Jesusss.. I didn't realize that we were at the point where asking for 50/50 around the house could be turned around to us being Cavemen. Hahaa Most younger guys are SO screwed in this department. I seriously sympathize with them.
I love that people write in like their woman is a defective product lmfaoooo “how do I get it to clean” 😂😂 also loved that Bill was fascinated with the cart pusher
I just feel bad for that woman who felt after three years of not a single "I love you", writes in and asks if shes crazy. How she got to 3 years with this guy to me is astounding. 1 year the latest imo
Some attractive women will like you immediately and it’s genuine, but this isn’t even a “too good to be true situation.” She’s a weirdo. You don’t hold hands with someone you just met. Period.
This is clearly some “mentally not-all-there” story tbh. By the way she talked to him and the way he described it. Also being a cart pusher and her a greeter, I mean, have you have seen a cart pusher AND greeter that weren’t a little out there? I feel bad listening to Burr talk to these people like they are regular working class thpes
One dude gave me part of his rare collection of encyclopedias as a tip. Normally, I don't take tips because we weren't allowed and people backstabbed each other like it was PRIDE day... but I'm a fucking bookworm. And the moment that guy showed me that holy grail, I pretty much leaped at the opportunity. Even asked my fellow cart pusher next to me if I could use his locker for storage space to hide the books I took, from the management before I could sneak them to my car later (the operation was a success.) Just got to go to an antique store and find a few more of those and boom 2,000 dollars. But not of course before I read them... ALL OF THEM.
she will always love you and you get to program her mind before she can even gets her own thoughts in order. Don’t judge a book by it’s stupid cover she will make your life interesting and she will be funny.
For the last girl, you are overthinking. He doesnt love you. He's much older, he already had a family, a house, all that. He just likes you. Plain and simple.
Honestly every relationship/communication issue people write in about can be solved with one thing. They need to read this book called 10 Conversations You Must Have Before You Get Married. My pre-wife and I are going through it together and it breaks down all the important topics. The very first chapter is rules for how to communicate openly and honestly. I'm a pretty open guy already but the book really is fantastic. You and Nia should try it out. It'll give you "ammo" to use when she fucks up 😂 for example if she expected you to do something but never explicitly told you, that's a silent assumption so you can be like "SILENT ASSUMPTION!!!" 😂
poor guy... it seems like an alley oop but that gut feeling is straight on.. from my you experience in retail all the women are out of their minds..,.. Steer clear and try to get the Subway girl's numba/
I grew up in an Indian family structure in the south of England, the women did everything. After my mum divorced my dad, he moved 200 miles away became very ill, I lived with him in his 4 bedroom house, missing my other family and taking care of him for years until he passed of a heart attack at 54 in 2018. I used to do all the housework obviously and it was a lot to care for someone who a few years prior was very strong. Due to my dad's passing I couldn't afford to live there, became homeless, went through the hostel system and now live in a flat share, I've been lazy with the housework since moving here 3 months ago because honestly it's extremely draining due to emotional baggage plus a year of being homeless and not giving a fuck. I've been cleaning up a lot more (the kitchen daily, my room every 3 days) in the past few weeks and this video has really drilled into me that I should be doing all the cleaning, all the time. It's not a lot. I'm a lot younger (27) than the other people who live here.
Fuck that! Break up with the lazy woman! The father of my sons was the worst like that! An absolute slob! Even when he was unemployed and I was working, I did everything. Relationships are meant to be a team and make you both stronger. If one person is gaining more than the other there's no point in staying together. Yeah... "I love you" doesn't mean shit! It was never, and I mean NEVER, said within my family growing up. I believed that the absence of the words "I love you" meant that there was an absence of love. I have learnt that the opposite is often true. The two men I've been in long-term relationships with said it continuously, but they weren't kind, nor loyal men. This man loves this woman, I feel. He just has a more genuine way of expressing love than those who spew out "I love you!" without truly knowing what it means.
As a cart pusher, this is the greatest thing that’s ever happened to us
Agreed bro
Agreed
@TREJAN CRIGER dude I was almost killed in a police chase lol some guy crashed through a bunch of my carts and I’m like “WHAT THE FUCK” then 5 seconds later two cop cars also barreled through the carts too!! Shit was crazy
@@thtavrgwhteguy8808 thats a movie scene bro. Write about it! Lol no one ever takes the perspective of the cart pushaaaaa
One time a old guy fainted on me
"Yeah but your pushing those carts man, youre getting buff"
Hes gold
Cart pusher for 3 weeks..”god bless ya”
LOL I know, huh....thats too damn cute
Bill had to say something.. he took the high road. God Bless You, Bill !
Need a Guy here to do mécanique well paid lol
@Big Homie Steve The Metal Head
I always, always, always put my cart back, even if I'm running late, or it's zero degrees with a foot of snow. I don't get people who don't.
@Big Homie Steve The Metal Head
Oof, that's awful. I've seen used tissues, but nothing worse.
“Tell her you’re gay”😆😆😆
And she tries to hook him up with another guy 😂
@@im_aleey always happens 😭😭
@@chrismac1507 Runs around telling everyone in the store your gay lol
Lmfao "I was just diagnosed as asexual"
I don’t think it’s common knowledge, but Walmart does have a employment program where they have “greeter” positions for people with special needs
🥴
That's what I was saying!
And the super old
@@MattHanr It's important to still have a sense of meaning in life.
Oh gezus...
"I was diagnosed as asexual"
I dont think I've ever laughed that hard in my entire life, holy shit
Ay I’m the cart pusher from Walmart, thx for the advice billy boy
It's true he pushed my cart
Its true, i saw him push his cart
@@iMisterEnigma yeah I remember you seeing me. I even thought to myself, "hey that guy is seeing me maybe I should take note of that for no reason at all". Looks like it did pay off 👌
God bless yaaaaaaa
can you give us an update
“Wait in that Order” Bill Burr you are too much lol!
I’m the cart pusher in the story and she literally said all of that within 5-10 minutes
@@christophergarciagarcia3311 show up looking like shit maybe she'll lose interest
@@christophergarciagarcia3311 But the order would be interesting.
@@christophergarciagarcia3311 what’s the aftermath?? Love a good story
@@christophergarciagarcia3311 you see the comment above about greeters often being 'special needs' ?
she could have had a TBI
"No more dancing outside, none of that shit"
Having to tell someone that is hilarious to me lmao.
Being a "cart pusher" was my first job when I was 16 (26 now) and I did it all the way up until I graduated hs. It wasn't the greatest job but it also wasn't the worst (other than the minimum wage pay) Atleast you get a work out and you're outside on nice days, as opposed to standing in one spot all day bored out your fucking mind talking to person after person haha as a youngin' it was an alright gig
Bill's advice to the 20 year old is spot on.
I need an update on the cart pusher
That high school job. Good on you bro, we all worked some crap jobs as teens.
This guy is funny he should give stand up comedy a try
He does do that
Maybe take some acting gigs, too. Like Breaking Bad
@@Jokerman5474 no really😨😨😨
might buy him a helicopter one day
Hehe, that second story is funny because I do 90% of the cleaning in my house. My wife is living a pampered life for sure! However, she takes care of bills and makes me greek yogurt lmao. I don't really mind doing almost all the housework, including 100% of the outdoor work. The most important thing is to just negotiate the division of labor in a way you are comfortable with.
Honestly I would so much rather do all the housework than work a soul crushing fulltime job.
10:04 "That is Ridiculous. Why can't you say what you're feeling?"
Bill is the most realistic and relatable person.
I was a cart pusher for almost 4 years. Trust me, you do not get buff. I've seen 180lb guys turn into 140lb guys in 6 months. They were buff when they got in, but working as a cart pusher in the summer will just drain you. You're not a cart lifter, you're a cart pusher. It's like expecting to get buff pushing your car 5 miles down the highway every day.
A better example woulda been "Expecting to get buff by opening doors for people all day."
Cuz I kinda think i would get a little buff pushing my car 5 miles a day haha
@@nagsterthegangster3548 you wouldn't. Just sore. Lol
Yeah it’s all walking and cardio, you’re definitely going to sweat in summer and lose weight as a result. Key is to drink a lot of drinks with sodium and electrolytes
Maybe not buff, but at least trim with a healthy glow. That’s a big leg up on many Americans these days.
“Tell her you’re gay.” 😂
Bill, you sound like such a well balanced person. Love listening to your podcast
Bill, the more I listen, the more I really dig you as a human! And i always love hearing the lovely Nia.
Hasn't Walmart had greeters for years? I'm an Aussie and even I know that. Ol Hollywood Freckles out of touch with the common man
No kidding.
True that
They have, but Amazon has been around for a while too
Welcome to Costco, I love you. Welcome to Costco, I love you.
The picture edits are funny asf who ever did this is the devil’s child 😂😂😂😂
wow bill i like how u validate peoples feelings man this is refreshing from a man
I believe that if you’re in a relationship with someone and you’re both under age and then one person is a little older and when that person becomes an adult it’s okay to still be with the minor... I learned that from transformers with Marky Mark
Hahahahaha! I couldn’t believe how much time was spent discussing that topic! It was a 15 minute scene for crying out loud!
I think this is rather obvious. What made it creepy is that guy carrying around a card explain the law.
Many states have a "Romeo and Juliet Law"
“I have the hots for the manager” 😂😂
Could be wrong, but'm 90% sure if that poor girl is just in 10th grade she hasn't huffed enough drugs to become LoopyLuna just yet..... I'd bet her heart just got over-joyed by a guy showing her attention for the first time ......
Nah when I was a 15 year old I met multiple people my age who were permanently unable to have any length of sobriety. Which within a year they were in juvenile detention. I had 3 friends my age in middle school who get arrested in the class back in grade 8.
There’s a lot of people who don’t use drugs especially high schoolers like myself. Also like everyone everywhere every area and place is different from other areas and places so you shouldn’t just assume all highschoolers are drug addicts even tho I’d say about half of them in my city are.
Alright.... Fair enough.... But whether the poor girl was dipping into drugs or not....theres just no bloody way she did enough to become......as I said....... LoopyLuna........ :)
@@davesproles2708 Naw above dude is right. Huffers go quick. Meth too if it's a lot frequently. Seen six months from prep to crackhead "suck yo dick" also to the weirdo who claimed all high schoolers aren't drug addicts. Wtf said they were? Why build that strawman?
@@bayoubilly5176 .....bloody hell man. Yeah, I'll admit I'm slightly ignorant there.... Well God bless her even more so if thats the case....... Thank you tho brother....
The last woman was expecting it to be “the man’s role” to take the emotional risk by saying he hasn’t said “I love you” first for three years. Is it possible he’s waiting for you while you wait for him?
Yeah, I think because he’s old enough to be her dad, he’s probably scared to say it first, incase she’s just gonna leave him for someone her age.
“She’s a 7 or 8”. As a greeter at Walmart? Duded prolly slow too.
Year late but yeah things didnt add up lmao
I was a cart pusher at Walmart when I was in High school, and you see some crazy shit and you also learn a lot of people don’t look back when backing up and run you over, I’ve been hit once and lady did hit and run and lead police on chase all through town.
Wasn’t a cart pusher, but worked in a grocery store and was told to do it as they were overwhelmed one time. First and last 5 minutes ever doing it an extremely obese woman stepped out of a massive pickup into a garbage can somehow and broke both legs as it tumbled over... It was a strange experience
Wait... the pickup truck was so lifted she didn’t see an industrial sized trash bin and stepped out the truck into the can? Geeze that looks so funny in my head
not buying it at all
7 or 8 working as a greeter at Wal-Mart?!
Something doesn't add up lol
Nooo shit, red flags would be going off if i see anything like that ... I'm thinking convict who probably murdered her previous husband and just got let off on parole and is looking for her next victim.
@@dacoup5955 did you miss the part where she's a sophomore in high school mate...
Technically "cart pushers" at Wal-Mart are really cart steerers. They have a little machine for the pushing part. LOL!
Awesome!
the thumb nails for these are hilarious
"Why does the manager have to be a guy, Bill?" -Feminists
Just as likely:
"Why does the manager have to be a guy, Bill?" - Bill in female voice
It’s a good point
"Because it's a job that demands intelligence and leadership and only a man can have those qualities"
- Also Bill
🤣🤣🤣
"Why does the manager have to be a guy, Bill?"
-Jim Gaffigan in female voice
Because nobody wants a female boss
Lol bill’s iTunes playing The Weeknd’s ‘Party Monster’ good on ya billy boy 👍🏼
This is ace! 😂😂😂
Paging the Cart Narcs on that first one! WHOOP WHOOP SKIDDELLY DOOP!! 🛒
The greeter is trouble. Run!
Wow those last two were really nice. All hail the Red Potato!
I worked a reception job in a wholesalers and had to collect all the trolleys too
Cool beans.
Telling a woman you love her can ruin everything
“Sometimes I just say it on the first date to get it out the way” - Jeremy, Peep Show
These thumbnails always kill me lmao
Ahhhhh go for it. You'll be done with school soon enough and I mean are you looking at working at that particular Walmart your whole life. Fuck it dive in!
I worked at king soopers as when I was a freshman at college and shit like this happened to me twice. They weren't druggies but mentally unstable
I read that store greeters leads to less shoplifting, that's why they do it.
Ohhh Jesusss.. I didn't realize that we were at the point where asking for 50/50 around the house could be turned around to us being Cavemen. Hahaa Most younger guys are SO screwed in this department. I seriously sympathize with them.
In my experience most young women are pretty bad at housekeeping. They just stuff everything into the wardrobe in a pile and act like they cleaned up.
late 20` yr old with a late 40 yr old...... *OOOOOOH JEEEESUUUUS*
So
Cahhht pushaa
I feel like them both being in high school is something the guy should have said right off the bat lol
I love that people write in like their woman is a defective product lmfaoooo “how do I get it to clean” 😂😂 also loved that Bill was fascinated with the cart pusher
I’ve never been greeted by a Walmart greeter.. I go once a week for the last 18 years.. it’s funny that’s their job description.
I was a cart pusher and man the stories where pretty insane
No
I just feel bad for that woman who felt after three years of not a single "I love you", writes in and asks if shes crazy. How she got to 3 years with this guy to me is astounding. 1 year the latest imo
She must have something going for her besides being 20-something and unable to communicate her own feelings except to a stranger with a podcast.
One of the best sign offs I’ve heard from the ole Billie Man
The female what about Bob is one of the funniest things ever
i don’t work as a cart pusher anymore but the most random thing i’ve probably seen is a dudes pants on fire cuz his dab pen exploded lmao
You know the best time to tell your girl that you love her?
Before someone else does....
The advice theme song kills me everytime
Bless this thumbnail. 😂😂😂
“Doesn’t look that way” dude, some of the hottest and most well put together women are over the top wackadoodle.
Your thumbnails are gold
These thumbnails people made on bill's advide are amazing!
I worked at a grocery store in hs as a bag boy. It was amazing working with the cashiers who were all hot and in college.
That Philip Seymour Hoffman movie he mentioned... "Love Liza"... depressing as hell. Wife commits suicide and he copes by huffing gasoline.
Lack of Romeo and Juliet laws aside, I was always weirded out by the thought of dating outside my grade in high school.
Considering I was 3 years younger than the oldest person in my year at school this doesn't exactly change anything.
Yeah I always thought that was weird as well
You are assuming the greeter girl is not stalking that kid. She may have got a job at Walmart so she could get closer to him.
when ever something is too good to be true and it involves a women RUN !!!
Some attractive women will like you immediately and it’s genuine, but this isn’t even a “too good to be true situation.” She’s a weirdo. You don’t hold hands with someone you just met. Period.
@@NAConen couldn't have said it better myself
I fucking love what about bob that shit was hilarious
7 or an 8, stunners can be anything and anywhere.
Female "What About Bob?" hahahaahahahahahahahah
She’s bin huffin paint.. Run for your life
In that order? Lmao valid ques
Love Liza is a great film!
Big brother shot lol how dear you fire marshal for putting limits on how many people I can have in my business at once lol
Applause to the thumbnail creator
Thats pretty direct on her end though. For the first story.
it's the fact he doesn't have to wear the blue apron, it turns me on 😂😂😂
This is clearly some “mentally not-all-there” story tbh. By the way she talked to him and the way he described it. Also being a cart pusher and her a greeter, I mean, have you have seen a cart pusher AND greeter that weren’t a little out there? I feel bad listening to Burr talk to these people like they are regular working class thpes
Dr Bill!
One dude gave me part of his rare collection of encyclopedias as a tip. Normally, I don't take tips because we weren't allowed and people backstabbed each other like it was PRIDE day... but I'm a fucking bookworm. And the moment that guy showed me that holy grail, I pretty much leaped at the opportunity. Even asked my fellow cart pusher next to me if I could use his locker for storage space to hide the books I took, from the management before I could sneak them to my car later (the operation was a success.) Just got to go to an antique store and find a few more of those and boom 2,000 dollars. But not of course before I read them... ALL OF THEM.
Did you finish the books yet?
Did you finish the books yet?
Did u finish the books
Yes
she will always love you and you get to program her mind before she can even gets her own thoughts in order. Don’t judge a book by it’s stupid cover she will make your life interesting and she will be funny.
You get to program her mind before she can get her own thoughts??? You definitely have never been in a healthy relationship lol
@@idkman09 Yeah that dude seriously needs help, and he needs to stay away from his PC, programming people sounds creepy af.
Experience listen 2 bill
As a kart pusher I gotta say people ask the dumbest shit all the time.
I like how Billy Pinkballs says ‘poowadcyast’
He won't stay away hehe
For the last girl, you are overthinking. He doesnt love you. He's much older, he already had a family, a house, all that. He just likes you.
Plain and simple.
She also never said she loved. She's waiting for him to say it first
Honestly every relationship/communication issue people write in about can be solved with one thing. They need to read this book called 10 Conversations You Must Have Before You Get Married. My pre-wife and I are going through it together and it breaks down all the important topics. The very first chapter is rules for how to communicate openly and honestly. I'm a pretty open guy already but the book really is fantastic. You and Nia should try it out. It'll give you "ammo" to use when she fucks up 😂 for example if she expected you to do something but never explicitly told you, that's a silent assumption so you can be like "SILENT ASSUMPTION!!!" 😂
Why the thumbnail LADY look like she's wearing a diaper
Sag she'll be in her 30s it happens to them all
@J IMAKREWITATL Ol spongebob square ass
The female What About Bob? BWAHAH
Billy you QUAAAZY, dooder
poor guy... it seems like an alley oop but that gut feeling is straight on.. from my you experience in retail all the women are out of their minds..,.. Steer clear and try to get the Subway girl's numba/
As soon as he said Walmart…… 😂
I grew up in an Indian family structure in the south of England, the women did everything.
After my mum divorced my dad, he moved 200 miles away became very ill, I lived with him in his 4 bedroom house, missing my other family and taking care of him for years until he passed of a heart attack at 54 in 2018. I used to do all the housework obviously and it was a lot to care for someone who a few years prior was very strong.
Due to my dad's passing I couldn't afford to live there, became homeless, went through the hostel system and now live in a flat share, I've been lazy with the housework since moving here 3 months ago because honestly it's extremely draining due to emotional baggage plus a year of being homeless and not giving a fuck. I've been cleaning up a lot more (the kitchen daily, my room every 3 days) in the past few weeks and this video has really drilled into me that I should be doing all the cleaning, all the time. It's not a lot. I'm a lot younger (27) than the other people who live here.
"Wait. In that order?"
Fuck that! Break up with the lazy woman! The father of my sons was the worst like that! An absolute slob! Even when he was unemployed and I was working, I did everything. Relationships are meant to be a team and make you both stronger. If one person is gaining more than the other there's no point in staying together. Yeah... "I love you" doesn't mean shit! It was never, and I mean NEVER, said within my family growing up. I believed that the absence of the words "I love you" meant that there was an absence of love. I have learnt that the opposite is often true. The two men I've been in long-term relationships with said it continuously, but they weren't kind, nor loyal men. This man loves this woman, I feel. He just has a more genuine way of expressing love than those who spew out "I love you!" without truly knowing what it means.
what about bob... hahaha...1st movie I've seen with Laserdisc
Noo-klee-yer, Bill. I hate it when people say, "noo-kyoo-ler", ugh.
8:00 Advice Song
I’m sure he will say that he loves her at the wedding. Until then she’s going to have to wait it out.