For all my peoples who are actually interested in joining the Air Force, this playlist will help get you started. Good luck 🙌🏽 ruclips.net/p/PLXuUcq2bb7w1FpnrFV4FC0pn57wq9uCVc
basically it's telling him to put their money where their mouth is, there's a reason why one percent of the population joins; everybody's got an opinion till it's time to step up!
@@noice8114 well, in the video they always counter their excuse. This person’s excuse was being a terrorist so that probably means it’s a program to counter being a terrorist
@@mq-r3apz291 exactly its hillarous how people think the government doesnt give their gaurds and soldiers good pay😂 anyone who thinks they deserve 100k a yr for shit is a liberal scoundrel
The marines were the only branch that reached out to me, I had to reach out to the air force to get in. To their credit the air force got me through meps and to the job I wanted
@@planezzz1234how long was the process of Air Force getting in contact with you. What was your ASVAB score What was your GPA How much does ACT matter What’s the difference between active, reserve and national guard. What weight/ bmi do you need to join. Do you need a physical copy of your SSN and Birth certificate
@Casey.is.a.terrible. it was a ray or two before they got back to me, my asvab was a 78, my high school GPA is about a 3.7, I didn't take my act yet but it shouldn't matter, I can't answer anything about the national guard but I can say the biggest difference between active and reserve is pay and time you only do 1 weekend a month for reserve. You will need your ssn and birth certificate. I did reserve since I'm still 17 but both are great choices. The advantage to reserve is that you can lock in your job meaning they can't boot you doing basic
I was in Basic Training with several foreigners, and even deployed with 2 Cubans. 1 of the Cubans even took his citizenship test while on leave from Afghanistan, came back from leave as an American. BTW this was back in 2009.
Remember guys, if you’re ever lost somewhere like the woods, just yell “I’m ready to enlist!” Out loud and your local recruiter will find you, warning though, he will only save you if you actually do enlist, and don’t worry, he’ll have the paperwork with him
Reminds me of that screenshot of the recruiter IG conversation where the guy sent the "I am totally normal and mentally stable and can be trusted around dangerous weapons" meme And the recruiter responded "well I'm going to ignore what a red flag that is and we'll pretend you didn't send me that".
I sent something similar in an email to the spaceforce since i have the education requirements and they said i would be a great civilian candidate. Even the military branch for IT folks has physical requirements
@@colleenshaw1607 Yeah it's actually becoming a problem since it's super retarded to have strict physical standards for jobs that don't require it, the military is running low on employees.
They are so persistent 😂 I remember in highschool, I told the recruiter I already had a plan for college and continued to deny him. Then my bestfriend got to talking to them and they convinced him to change his mind 😂 them boys are professional salesmen 🤣
They were trying to forge my colorblindness so I could get into Intel 😂 noped right the fuck out after they told me I should manage my expectations after scoring 98 on the little test they give you(that’s not the ASVAB)
Mine tried that, i didnt take my adhd pills for 10 years and he said he wasnt sending that part, came up to it and they asked if i had adhd, immediatly said “yes” just thought “ffffffuuuuccccckkkkk”
Real shit. When my dad joined in 86 he told the recruiter he didn’t graduate high school. Recruiter said it’s no problem. My dad didn’t learn until after he was finished at his MOS school when they were going over his records that the recruiter forged his diploma lol
At first I was like "Who the fuck gonna walk around in the suburbs in uniform" . Then he turned around and I realized my mistake. Now I'm on a bus on my way to basic.
Nope, they're hard up on people... My old MOS, is at like 30% staffing. My husband, is messed up, partially from the one and only Covid shot he took, and the person who couldn't talk for a month and sustained memory loss and neurological damage from the COVID shot is the 1SG. He stumbles, falls and loses feeling in his leg due to slipped disks, Dr documentation of no hope of improvement ✔️✔️✔️ RETAIN.
First you start off as powder boy. Then you move up to selecting the correct powder charge. Then you move up to fuses, then you move up to the guy that gets to pull the chord.. ten you move up to assistant gunner, then you make it to gunner.
I just told that i dont want to. He replied: "Well man, there's nothing i can do, but you're the first one to say it to me so openly in the face. We need honest people like you" 😂
Not too long ago, I was actually interested in joining the Marines. The recruiter was trying to find ways around my OCD and Tourette's but the moment he saw my quarter-sized hand tattoo of a smiling Jack Skellington head (not even the evil grin one either, just a happy Jack!), he dipped and I never heard from him again.
A recruiter stopped me outside a Walmart just after my contract was up. I said “been there, done that” lol. Looking back I’m surprised he didn’t try to talk me into going back.
This is exactly what happened to me at like 17, later that day army recruiter was at my house talking to my parents. 💀 They were so lost. Didn’t end up enlisting but now I’m 22 and I leave for Air Force basic on the 19th of next month.
Yeah I'm going off next month too, and I was 19 when I first went and talked and after I changed my mind 😂 but now 20 n I leave next month guess I came 180
@@Basement811 Yeah they do and if you fail even once you're NEVER getting in. They do random testing even after you join & during Basic Training (in the Army anyway).
My theory on this is the Air Force is simultaneously smaller than the other branches, has less combat roles, more useful for civilian life job positions, and has from what I perceive, a way higher ratio of officers to enlisted because so many roles are officers not in command of enlisted or a small number of enlisted. So to try and enlist, they're like "Nah, we've got way less need for you than the Army or Navy. Go talk to them."
@SpecialJ11 As far as I'm aware we are the only branch that doesn't have hard quotas for recruiters to make and almost every year we try to downsize the force just to later in the year scream how we are undermanned. Circle of life
@@mshamblam I had someone in Marine bootcamp with me that was prior air force. He didn't tell anyone at first. But when we got our military IDs his actually printed out Airforce still instead of Marines and had to go get it fixed. This was back in March of 2009 at parris island.
I remember a marine recruiter calling me, and I straight up told him I smoke weed and he said “well it’s a good thing I’m calling you on my personal cell, when you come in here don’t say that shit to me” 😂😂
I'd love to serve but I smoke trees for daaaaays. Think it's dumb the military knows there's a problem with alcohol and service members but weed is a strict no when it's harmless in comparison. I don't drink, have my degree, and a bomb career. The military will figure it out
When I enlisted in 1983 you could tell them you smoked weed take a pass test come up hot and still take you after basic past a pass test you were good to go
Marines called me 7 years after I graduated HS to "catch up with me" when I told them I had a hand tattoo, "Well, maybe the Army can help you." Lmao he had to go real quick after that
My platoon sergeant ORDERED me to drink (after working hours of course). I couldn't even finish one beer before he was handing me another one - that's not even a joke.
I just finished my stint as an Army recruiter... I can confirm that this EXACT conversation happens at least once or twice a week with a random person.
@@tannerlane9669 as soon as he said something about the shot, she recruiter said "we have free education". Implying the guy is stupid for being afraid of the shot. So yes, he kinda changed topic but not really
@@JTheraos But sir it’s your “Opinion” that that’s what he meant 😂 He definitely changed the entire topic after taking about the shot…. You must’ve got it yourself 😂….that right there just shows that your trying to make a point at isn’t even there 😂🤦🏼♂️Nice try though 😂
@@J40G waiving out of what specifically? I have plenty of friends that have shaving waivers and even some that have certain hair waivers for religious reasons.
I have a very mild case of cerebral palsy that causes my left side to be a bit weaker than my right. I can still do everything I needed to do physically to qualify for service. When I was 18 I tried to join the marine corps and at first everything was going well. I scored well on the ASVAB and I had just finished my last season of cross country at school so I knew I was in good shape for the physical aspect. Once the recruiter heard about my CP I was told that there was absolutely no way to continue even if I could pass every physical exam. I then tried every other branch and was turned away because of my “condition”. I would have been very grateful to have met a recruiter who would’ve helped me get through the process but it wasn’t possible apparently. Now I’m 36 with 4 children and there’s no way I’m giving up my life now. I do still harbor some resentment for not being allowed to serve but at the same time I’m glad life went the way it did.
One time a recruiter drove up to me while I was just walking. And he was like "Hey you ever think about joining the Army!?" And turned to him and said "yeah!" Then kept walking the other direction. They didn't know what to say. 😂
Man, I made that mistake. Dude showed up at my apartment building 😂😂. They were way to eager. Joined the Airforce. They’re not the chairforce. I’m doing the work of 3 people. Do more with less and all that Bs.
@@chrisfrench9257 what is eval ? And if that true ? Is army really trying to go beyond their way to recruit new members ? I mean have seen sessional TV ads in my country where they really display army as one of best and respectable job but i have never seen any recruiter approaching others on personal level.
Wow bro, what a great recruitment video. This is going to so hard. Everyone is going to see this and immediately upend there entire life and join the military. Great job. I'm convinced.
So true I have gone to a recruiter 3 times, and no matter what, they will find a way for you to get in. My own friend became a recruiter, and he keeps pushing me to join, and I keep telling him to let me get back into shape first. Let me get my financial situation straightened out. He doesn't listen and keeps bugging me about it. It's annoying how hard these recruiters push, and it drives people away more than anything. If you want people to join, then let those who want to join get to where they want to be first before signing up. I don't know why they push people so hard to join if it doesn't work. They can force us to join anyway when another war happens.
I always love it cause its a simple solution just say you dont want to. Its an all volunteer force, give us excuses if you want but theres a waiver for that
"impossible, no better payment then the reward of serving your country, btw we have tons of tax benefits and you can live on site to help make up the difference, shoot you'd be making more.."
no problem, we'll make you warrant officer so you can keep doing that job but for us; we just need you to start as an E-1, and we will file the warrant papers later on 🤣
Don't even need a felony. Just tell him you got a domestic violence on your record. Usually it's a Mister meener and they'll stop fucking Calling sad part is I know. A few motherfuckers that fucked up and gotta A domestic from a crazy ass girlfriend's Saying shit after they broke up and they are banned from service
@@user-en6bh2fl6wi got military recruits to stop calling me because i told them if i get put on the field im shooting anything that moves. Friendly, enemy, innocent, whatever. Told them that when i was in school and never got a phone call or email again
For all my peoples who are actually interested in joining the Air Force, this playlist will help get you started. Good luck 🙌🏽 ruclips.net/p/PLXuUcq2bb7w1FpnrFV4FC0pn57wq9uCVc
Nah, join the army instead. It’s definitely better 😅
@@MNO-zo8ec Go Army… HOOAH!!!
basically it's telling him to put their money where their mouth is, there's a reason why one percent of the population joins; everybody's got an opinion till it's time to step up!
I wish i can join. 🤔
@@Milo.The.Explorer talk to a recruiter, bet they'll find a way to get you in.
"I'm actually a terrorist."
"We have a turncoat program."
🤣
@@gabrieldaniels6191 whats turncoat?
@@noice8114 use context and you can figure it out
@@SuperCoolZomb1e I tried and I can’t seem to figure it out
@@noice8114 well, in the video they always counter their excuse. This person’s excuse was being a terrorist so that probably means it’s a program to counter being a terrorist
The turnaround “ you ever think about joining” lol
Those are the magic words for a recruiter. Lol
@@Jodywithawhy What is it that the high school diploma is no longer necessary 🤔🤔
You’d have to score a 65 on the asvab, but if you can do that you can join without a high school diploma.
@@Jodywithawhy Even the AF? because I read that they accept that since January only in the ARMY
Air Force has been doing it since like 2019. Just gotta score that 65 on the asvab.
"My girlfriend is pregnant"
"You're not the daddy anyway, let's go!"
😂
"I cant eat your shitty canteen food"
"Dawg you can order uber"
‘we have this new change right. a whole mcdonalds burger per person. interested now’
@@nosleep771I'd ship tomorrow if they guaranteed that 😂
@@neft5449 lmaoooo honestly me too
I remember there was a youtube short about military enjoying a camp full of american resteraunts😂
@@mq-r3apz291 exactly its hillarous how people think the government doesnt give their gaurds and soldiers good pay😂 anyone who thinks they deserve 100k a yr for shit is a liberal scoundrel
“My heart is literally not beating”
“We got a waiver for that”
Sign me up
the real dead man profile
This is 2022 dead people have the same rights as you and I
@@CutieCatinc Truuuuu tho
@@CutieCatinc acktually we prefer to use the term “mortally challenged”
“I’m dying tomorrow”
“Then do it today”
I'm dead 💀 🤣
🤣🤣
Comedy right here, in both quotes. Both statements are so ridiculous! 😂
Probably my favorite one. I’m mad I didn’t think of it to include in this video. Lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
An Air Force Recruiter that REALLY wants someone to join is rarer than an Air Force Warrant Officer.
All they have to do is to go to army recruiters and steal their recruits.
The marines were the only branch that reached out to me, I had to reach out to the air force to get in. To their credit the air force got me through meps and to the job I wanted
@@planezzz1234how long was the process of Air Force getting in contact with you.
What was your ASVAB score
What was your GPA
How much does ACT matter
What’s the difference between active, reserve and national guard. What weight/ bmi do you need to join. Do you need a physical copy of your SSN and Birth certificate
@@planezzz1234I search this stuff up countless of times and I either don’t get a direct answer or get different answers
@Casey.is.a.terrible. it was a ray or two before they got back to me, my asvab was a 78, my high school GPA is about a 3.7, I didn't take my act yet but it shouldn't matter, I can't answer anything about the national guard but I can say the biggest difference between active and reserve is pay and time you only do 1 weekend a month for reserve. You will need your ssn and birth certificate. I did reserve since I'm still 17 but both are great choices. The advantage to reserve is that you can lock in your job meaning they can't boot you doing basic
Love how the recruiter looks around from time to time like he's being watched and needs this man to join
his whole job hinges on recruiting this one man lol.
"I already have PTSD."
"Perfect, that'll save the VA a lot of money."
Highly underrated comment
Criminally underrated!
Mate, I still have PTSD from Butterfree leaving Ash.
@@WhoThisMonkey I'm still crying over it too my friend
😂
“I got 3 kids”
Let them join as well, fun for the whole family
lmao
Great idea
😂
😭😭😭
This one right here lol I'm weak.
“I… I don’t wanna take the Covid shot”
“You heard about our free education?”
Funny asf
I woulda joined if it wasnt for that bs😂😂😂
I just let em know i can't run a mile without my inhaler. Never got another call 😂
Recruiter: that’s ok, we have a waiver for that. You can do desk duty.
@@danielaramburo7648was gonna say lol desk duty for him
"Actually, I'm not a U.S. citizen"
"They just change the law btw, you want free citizenship?"
But u still need green card to join….
@@yifeilyu6916 oh no worries free green cards
That’s how they got me lol
I was in Basic Training with several foreigners, and even deployed with 2 Cubans. 1 of the Cubans even took his citizenship test while on leave from Afghanistan, came back from leave as an American. BTW this was back in 2009.
If I am not wrong neighboring country citizens can apply for US army and when they retire from it, they basically get the US citizenship.
"I do not want to join the military!!"
"That fine we got a waiver for that too" 😂
They call it a draft notice. Lol
It's called uncle Sam has your ass now.
@@noahlarson1861 They wont draft someone over 25
This 🤣😂🤣
@nickf1221 Do you have something against free information?
"Sorry I'm legally blind! It's a miracle I could see you at all!"
"That's okay, we can see you just fine!"
Remember guys, if you’re ever lost somewhere like the woods, just yell “I’m ready to enlist!” Out loud and your local recruiter will find you, warning though, he will only save you if you actually do enlist, and don’t worry, he’ll have the paperwork with him
"I would join but I am not human."
"No problem. We got non human units."
Knowing how things have been going, wouldn't surprise me if this actually happens.
#SpaceForce
@@emperorborgpalpatine yeah they don’t allow gays actually
Birds arent real
@@emperorborgpalpatine That's fine, you can join the navy!
“I’m no longer alive”
“You don’t gotta be alive to join anymore”
😂😂😂
Sounds like an army recruiter lol
Word bro haunt the enemy in his dreams 😂
Still need that covid shot though
"Serving your country even after death"
“Thank you for your service sir!”
“You too 😈”
Reminds me of that screenshot of the recruiter IG conversation where the guy sent the "I am totally normal and mentally stable and can be trusted around dangerous weapons" meme
And the recruiter responded "well I'm going to ignore what a red flag that is and we'll pretend you didn't send me that".
"I'm 500 pounds, 39 years old, blind and addicted to Xanax"
"That ain't nothing but a waiver"
Lmao
I sent something similar in an email to the spaceforce since i have the education requirements and they said i would be a great civilian candidate. Even the military branch for IT folks has physical requirements
@@colleenshaw1607 Yeah it's actually becoming a problem since it's super retarded to have strict physical standards for jobs that don't require it, the military is running low on employees.
Theyll get you into pilot school no problem!
@@gummy5862 better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it
“I killed 2 people while DUI.”
“I’ll pretend I didn’t hear that but we got waiver for that.”
Killed 2? Means you are already ahead of the curve. Welcome aboard brother and let's get that body count up.
How would you like to be army woman of the year?
@@wingedhussar5528 🤣🤣
@@wingedhussar5528
*Ahead of the kerb.
I’m an illegal citizen: No problem we got wavers for each and every excuse:)
"Nah man I smoke meth"
"I'm gonna pretend i never heard that, sign here please"
“I’m actually a raging alcoholic with anger management issues”
“just the perfect candidate I’ve been looking for all day”
“I’m missing my arms and legs. I’m just a breathing nub at this point.”
“You know we got drones you can fly with your mouth now?”
"I'm missing a brain."
"We got these suits that think, move and follow orders now."
@@Not_Leon_Kennedy Thought the Recruiter would just redirect him to a Marine Recruiter at that point, lol.
@@phoenixtheshark7043 FOWL 💀
@@phoenixtheshark7043 💀 💀
@@Not_Leon_Kennedy FOWL?
“I’m gay”
“That’s cool, we changed that too”
“we CHANGE that too”
"I'm gay"
The Navy: You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention"
@@youdalin2621 💀💀💀
Bruh that was so long ago
😂😂😂
You know he is a man of culture when you see his ponytail tattoo
Those ponies have tails, sure
They are so persistent 😂 I remember in highschool, I told the recruiter I already had a plan for college and continued to deny him. Then my bestfriend got to talking to them and they convinced him to change his mind 😂 them boys are professional salesmen 🤣
"I got flat feet and screws in my back."
"My dude I will straight up FORGE your medical records!"
Yes then then drill seargent gotta take time to fix all the recruiters mess ups my drill seargents hated recruiters
They were trying to forge my colorblindness so I could get into Intel 😂 noped right the fuck out after they told me I should manage my expectations after scoring 98 on the little test they give you(that’s not the ASVAB)
I have flat feet too
Apparently,it's not a problem
Mine tried that, i didnt take my adhd pills for 10 years and he said he wasnt sending that part, came up to it and they asked if i had adhd, immediatly said “yes” just thought “ffffffuuuuccccckkkkk”
Mine did that for me
Real shit. When my dad joined in 86 he told the recruiter he didn’t graduate high school. Recruiter said it’s no problem. My dad didn’t learn until after he was finished at his MOS school when they were going over his records that the recruiter forged his diploma lol
That's special right there.
That recruiter was incredibly determined to meet his quota!😂
wtf 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nowadays people just write that they graduated on their job resume 😂
Recruiter really keen on that bonus 😅
At first I was like "Who the fuck gonna walk around in the suburbs in uniform" . Then he turned around and I realized my mistake. Now I'm on a bus on my way to basic.
Lol. Filming on a budget. Good luck at basic. 🤙🏽
😂😂
I'm surprised that the Air Force recruiter actually wants to recruit someone
I have a recruiter coming at me daily 😂 I didn't graduate HS and I don't have my GED. "Just score a 65" 🖐🏻😩
“I have bombs tied around my waist”
“Welp let’s get you signed up before those things go off”
We are hiring for E.O.D.
@@nitrocatofficial6939tough ass school respect
Amazing!!! Our EOD students can use you as training on disarming explosives! Sign here.
"I took Adderall in elementary school".
"Oh, nvm then. Have a nice day"
Thats a very dim nimrod comment lol
It's a headshake and a smile from the recruiter "no you didn't" as they check the box
@@moxiemaxie3543 whats nimrod
@@parapacem7473 nomad, hunter.. but refers to an idiot.
Nope, they're hard up on people... My old MOS, is at like 30% staffing. My husband, is messed up, partially from the one and only Covid shot he took, and the person who couldn't talk for a month and sustained memory loss and neurological damage from the COVID shot is the 1SG. He stumbles, falls and loses feeling in his leg due to slipped disks, Dr documentation of no hope of improvement ✔️✔️✔️ RETAIN.
“I said thank YOU for YOUR service. Don’t pull me in with you!”
“I have cancer it’s terminal”
“That’s okay join our six week program”😂
"I've got several chronic health conditions including asthma and arthritis"
"Become an artillery gunner?"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
13 m ?
First you start off as powder boy. Then you move up to selecting the correct powder charge. Then you move up to fuses, then you move up to the guy that gets to pull the chord.. ten you move up to assistant gunner, then you make it to gunner.
@@pathoover2786 no asthmatic is taking any role directly involving powders
For real? Pls guide me I am looking forward to join soon
"I don't wanna join!"
"Oh, it's cool you don't need to give us permission to join anymore."
This is by far the most humorous comment
You've been Shanghai-ed
🤣🤣🤣
im pretty sure we have already done that
Russian recruiters be like:
"That aint nothin' but a shavin' waiver ."😂
No airforce recruiter ever has tried this hard to get someone in.
"I don't want the COVID shot"
Got eem
And then said “You hear about our education program”
Thats the kicker right there, stay away from that ish
Check and mate…
Underrated comment
COVID shot is the deal breaker 😂 shows just how politicized that thing is
I just told that i dont want to. He replied: "Well man, there's nothing i can do, but you're the first one to say it to me so openly in the face. We need honest people like you" 😂
“I actually just don’t want to die overseas for an oil baron”
Me when i went into meps "hey i see you have history in the oilfield" do you want to shoot a gun for oil?
"I don't wanna take the... Covid shot?"
... "You heard about our free education?" 🤣
Low key roast 🤣
Imagine believing the government and letting them in your body
@@BigMan-oz8re Says you holding a phone or laptop. They're already onto you in more ways than one.
@@gavins9846 not in my body bruv. learn how to read. I can throw my phone into a furnace, you cant take government mrna out of your body😃
@@BigMan-oz8re Cool story, whatever, have a watermelon.
Not too long ago, I was actually interested in joining the Marines. The recruiter was trying to find ways around my OCD and Tourette's but the moment he saw my quarter-sized hand tattoo of a smiling Jack Skellington head (not even the evil grin one either, just a happy Jack!), he dipped and I never heard from him again.
A recruiter stopped me outside a Walmart just after my contract was up. I said “been there, done that” lol. Looking back I’m surprised he didn’t try to talk me into going back.
This is exactly what happened to me at like 17, later that day army recruiter was at my house talking to my parents. 💀 They were so lost. Didn’t end up enlisting but now I’m 22 and I leave for Air Force basic on the 19th of next month.
Oh my gawd. Lol. Recruiters can be desperate sometimes. But good call for you making the right decision when it was time. Good luck at basic. 🙌🏽🙌🏽
Army recruiters still try and get me in their office when I meet my AF recruiter. 🤣🤣🤣
They thirsty out there. Lol
Yeah I'm going off next month too, and I was 19 when I first went and talked and after I changed my mind 😂 but now 20 n I leave next month guess I came 180
I have some questions for you if you don’t mind
“I smoke weed and my wife does too, I also am an asshole to all my subordinates in my current job” Gawd damn genius!!! We’ll promote you E-5 today
They drug test tho
@@Basement811 Yeah they do and if you fail even once you're NEVER getting in. They do random testing even after you join & during Basic Training (in the Army anyway).
@@liquidbraino I’m good lol I make more then a officer any way lol
@@liquidbraino you could be on your last day of your 40th year you fail 1 test it was all for nothing
He should've said that first. "I smoke weed." Nice talking to you sir😂😂😂
Not the shaving waiver……😂😂😂😂
LMFAOOOOO HE WANTS YOU CALL HIM UNCLE SAM🤣🤣🤣
“Oh that ain’t nothing but a dependency waiver bro” 😂😂😂
Explain
@@AustinChristopher88 That means you get paid more because you have people who depend on you.
The most unbelievable part of this is that he found an Air Force recruiter without calling 30 times
Facts.......
AF recruiter just happened to be walking by😅
My theory on this is the Air Force is simultaneously smaller than the other branches, has less combat roles, more useful for civilian life job positions, and has from what I perceive, a way higher ratio of officers to enlisted because so many roles are officers not in command of enlisted or a small number of enlisted. So to try and enlist, they're like "Nah, we've got way less need for you than the Army or Navy. Go talk to them."
@SpecialJ11 As far as I'm aware we are the only branch that doesn't have hard quotas for recruiters to make and almost every year we try to downsize the force just to later in the year scream how we are undermanned. Circle of life
@@mshamblam I had someone in Marine bootcamp with me that was prior air force. He didn't tell anyone at first. But when we got our military IDs his actually printed out Airforce still instead of Marines and had to go get it fixed. This was back in March of 2009 at parris island.
Your the best Air Force RUclipsr ever! 😂
"I'm a Chinese spy. Unregistered foreign agent."
Oh, that's no problem, brother! We got a waiver for that!
Recruit: I’m a Chinese Spy
Recruiter: Well you picked the right administration to sign up!
I did actually meet a Chinese spy when I was in 😂. Literally everyone knew he was a spy.
@@WitchmeeYou know what happened to him?
I remember a marine recruiter calling me, and I straight up told him I smoke weed and he said “well it’s a good thing I’m calling you on my personal cell, when you come in here don’t say that shit to me” 😂😂
I'd love to serve but I smoke trees for daaaaays. Think it's dumb the military knows there's a problem with alcohol and service members but weed is a strict no when it's harmless in comparison. I don't drink, have my degree, and a bomb career. The military will figure it out
When I enlisted in 1983 you could tell them you smoked weed take a pass test come up hot and still take you after basic past a pass test you were good to go
@@DeliahAyala.2.14.91. why would anyone leave a good career to liberate resources for billionaire pedophiles?
@@DeliahAyala.2.14.91. We figured it out in Iraq during Bush without you, i think the current Bros will be aight😂
@@DeliahAyala.2.14.91. Don’t worry, they’ll recruit you as a bomb diffuser. So you can weed out all of the bombs.
“Hang on a second someone is calling me ”
“There is no service here sir”
"That ain't nuttin but a shaving waiver" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Marines called me 7 years after I graduated HS to "catch up with me" when I told them I had a hand tattoo, "Well, maybe the Army can help you." Lmao he had to go real quick after that
Your life Issa lie
But I'm a drunk....
"Oh dat aint nothing but a AA meeting"
My platoon sergeant ORDERED me to drink (after working hours of course). I couldn't even finish one beer before he was handing me another one - that's not even a joke.
@Liquidbraino should've said its against your religion if you didnt want to drink. People are always afraid of religion.
“But im a drunk”
Recruiter “welcome to the military” XD
@@LargerRanger5-Mhz-mWEXACTLY 💯 😂
“I committed several war crimes against Bosnians in ‘93”
“We have a corporate bailout for you.”
This was the first content I saw from you. Now 30 videos later I’m enlisting in the Air Force. Just waiting on my waiver to get approved
Oh shoot. That’s crazy. I’m glad I could help you along the way. Good luck on the waiver. Hope everything works out. 🙌🏽🙌🏽
@@Jodywithawhy Thank you for all the info. I really appreciate you man.
Where there's a will....there's a waiver!
“You know what I’m a war criminal”
“It don’t matter if you on our side”
“I have domestic assault on my record”
“We have a batterers intervention program”
“Well give you a chance to live your video game fantasies irl”
“Sorry man, I play Tekken”
“We have a martial arts program too”
“That ain’t nothing but a shavin waver.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I just finished my stint as an Army recruiter... I can confirm that this EXACT conversation happens at least once or twice a week with a random person.
Me: 🐂💩! I have asthma.
Recruiter: ...
Me: Carry on
Recruiter 🤔😶😶🤔
All they have to do is issue clone trooper armor, and they'll have a flood of enlistees
😂
"I don't have legs sir"
"We got walking wavers available..."
"You tried to join when there was dinosaurs"
got me dead🤣
The covid shot and ignoring it was classic
Wonder if that’s one of the reasons the army recruitment is down
Ikr
@@bryans6539 yeah prob people aren't stupid enough to get that weird vaccine
@@bryans6539 i think so tbh. People say bc of gay agenda but i really think its bc of the jab
@@senseielim2439 could also be the woke leadership, women in combat roles and lowered standards.
I'd love to hear the recruiter say "Have you ever thought about inhaling burning DUD rounds to give a Halliburton exec another yacht?"
The my little pony hand tattoo is the best part
As soon as bro said something about the shot the recruiter changed the whole topic 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol facts they anit playing bout that shot
No the joke was he was calling him stupid for being afraid of the shot
@@AtreVire I’m talking about the topic change sir…..None of the Bs your talking about
@@tannerlane9669 as soon as he said something about the shot, she recruiter said "we have free education". Implying the guy is stupid for being afraid of the shot. So yes, he kinda changed topic but not really
@@JTheraos But sir it’s your “Opinion” that that’s what he meant 😂 He definitely changed the entire topic after taking about the shot…. You must’ve got it yourself 😂….that right there just shows that your trying to make a point at isn’t even there 😂🤦🏼♂️Nice try though 😂
Best recruiting ad ever ,he's actually answering so many questions and still makes people watch his video nice job !!
Wavering is a myth and drastically used as a pitch
@@J40G waiving out of what specifically? I have plenty of friends that have shaving waivers and even some that have certain hair waivers for religious reasons.
@@chxsedbd haha 😄 excellent point another reason my Military is failing
@@J40G your military? Are you part of it?
@@chxsedbd And you got no answer. I’m joining myself and this helped a lot of questions.
Vietnam War Vets: Wish we had an option
I have a very mild case of cerebral palsy that causes my left side to be a bit weaker than my right. I can still do everything I needed to do physically to qualify for service. When I was 18 I tried to join the marine corps and at first everything was going well. I scored well on the ASVAB and I had just finished my last season of cross country at school so I knew I was in good shape for the physical aspect. Once the recruiter heard about my CP I was told that there was absolutely no way to continue even if I could pass every physical exam. I then tried every other branch and was turned away because of my “condition”. I would have been very grateful to have met a recruiter who would’ve helped me get through the process but it wasn’t possible apparently. Now I’m 36 with 4 children and there’s no way I’m giving up my life now. I do still harbor some resentment for not being allowed to serve but at the same time I’m glad life went the way it did.
Well, man. You could join the French Foriegn Legion. They don't carry about your past and will accept people under 39 years.
"I don't wanna take the covid shot"
"We got free education"
💀
i don’t get that part
@@nukacolacompany2534 anxivaxers are dumb
@@nukacolacompany2534 that's the incentive; free education. Youd have to be pretty fuckin dumb to get vaccinated
@@nukacolacompany2534 lol it’s a joke about people that don’t want to get the covid shot being uneducated
@@nukacolacompany2534 RIP BOZO
*"I'm literally disabled from the waist down"*
_-Nah don't worry bro we'll put you on the turret_
Hahahaa
Turrets in halo are great for that
Dude's got Fluttershy, Twilight, and Rainbow Dash tattoo. Awesome 🙏🏻
I'm in the US Army and this funny recruiters need this
“I don’t wanna join. DEaamn.”
❤️
Well we got a waiver for that as well! You ever heard of the draft?
“I’m a convicted terrorist”
“Yeah that’s okay, you can come in, we’ll just tell them you have strong political viewpoints.”
You wouldn't even be walking around free. Fail
more like "that's okay, we're all non-convicted terrorists here, you'll fit right in!"
This is exactly how I was confronted, and I was disabled😅
The way I would SING… NOT INTERESTED!!! 😂
One time a recruiter drove up to me while I was just walking. And he was like "Hey you ever think about joining the Army!?" And turned to him and said "yeah!" Then kept walking the other direction. They didn't know what to say. 😂
Man, I made that mistake. Dude showed up at my apartment building 😂😂. They were way to eager. Joined the Airforce. They’re not the chairforce. I’m doing the work of 3 people. Do more with less and all that Bs.
“Thunk’d”
@@marshallosantos9035Maintainer?
😂😂😂
Drive-By recruiting
This is so legit. Recruiter called me in HS like 4 times until I said “Look bro, I’m not interested”
They gotta work for that eval man, lol
@@chrisfrench9257 what's a eval?
@@chrisfrench9257 what is eval ? And if that true ? Is army really trying to go beyond their way to recruit new members ? I mean have seen sessional TV ads in my country where they really display army as one of best and respectable job but i have never seen any recruiter approaching others on personal level.
@@shawnp8076 Performance evaluation.
@@bendover-bz4bc they need the young ones to fight a potential conflict with Russia and china even though they won't pay enough lol
This is so true this is how it was with my recruiter when I met him but it’s worth it and now I go to boot camp in a months
Wow bro, what a great recruitment video. This is going to so hard. Everyone is going to see this and immediately upend there entire life and join the military. Great job. I'm convinced.
Recruiter: “ think about joining?”
Me: “ me no es speakit English “
Rec: it’s ok will put you on the frontline.” 😢
😂😂😂👍
Que ?
They tried to get me at 18 but I was sooo lost and years later I realized I actually wanna do it 😂 ship out Halloween
Ayeee. Congrats. Good luck at basic.
basic ain’t nothing, don’t sweat it; just remember your why
Just remember don’t quit and be where you need to be and it’ll be over in a blink
Same here I ship out to boot the 24th
Basic was too easy I was even telling my self I should’ve joined the marines
Them: join?
Me needing to end it quickly: ill fight if we get invaded, but i ain't going to go murder people over oil, thanks anyways
Smooth. I was surprised to see 39 was the cutoff a few months ago... Now it's 5 days til BMT
Oh snap. Congratulations man. Good luck at basic. 🙌🏽🙌🏽
Is ur BMT on the 20th?
I’m starting BMT on the 20th as well! I’m pumped!
@@dennieljones4468 yeah. Leaving for Tampa on 19th then to Lackland on the 20th
@@Jodywithawhy appreciate it! I've been practicing my jokes - heard MTIs like comedians :)
Nobody gonna talk abt the “hand tattoo”😂 the closeup had me dead🤣🤣
The mlp movie style of twilight sparkle, rainbow dash and fluttershy tatto literally made me take a step back 😂😂
Fun tidbit. There is a air force cadet divison with a pony as the mascot and on the badge.
@@FirestormDDash I’ve never heard of that before. Interesting.
@@rookinrook Class 14-05 at Vance Air Force Base in Oklahoma
Relooked it up
@@FirestormDDash OH MY GOD. That is amazing 😂 they got the mlp fim title. I searched up more and saw more pony patches. That just made my day lol
dude I've literally done almost all of these as a recruiter hahahahahaha. You killed it with the damn whip at the beginning.
Groomer
So true
I have gone to a recruiter 3 times, and no matter what, they will find a way for you to get in. My own friend became a recruiter, and he keeps pushing me to join, and I keep telling him to let me get back into shape first. Let me get my financial situation straightened out. He doesn't listen and keeps bugging me about it. It's annoying how hard these recruiters push, and it drives people away more than anything. If you want people to join, then let those who want to join get to where they want to be first before signing up. I don't know why they push people so hard to join if it doesn't work. They can force us to join anyway when another war happens.
I always love it cause its a simple solution just say you dont want to. Its an all volunteer force, give us excuses if you want but theres a waiver for that
"I have a better paying job"
Boom, convo over.
"impossible, no better payment then the reward of serving your country, btw we have tons of tax benefits and you can live on site to help make up the difference, shoot you'd be making more.."
@@realwhatbrains
Damn lol
@@realwhatbrains our military has only served corporate America for the last several decades.
@@MrMonoposon no shit sherlock.
no problem, we'll make you warrant officer so you can keep doing that job but for us; we just need you to start as an E-1, and we will file the warrant papers later on 🤣
Be like “I got a felony” and they’ll be like, “aight bet, too much paperwork for that shit”
💯
Lol I got a first offenders
Don't even need a felony. Just tell him you got a domestic violence on your record. Usually it's a Mister meener and they'll stop fucking Calling sad part is I know. A few motherfuckers that fucked up and gotta A domestic from a crazy ass girlfriend's Saying shit after they broke up and they are banned from service
@@user-en6bh2fl6wi got military recruits to stop calling me because i told them if i get put on the field im shooting anything that moves. Friendly, enemy, innocent, whatever. Told them that when i was in school and never got a phone call or email again
@@user-en6bh2fl6wNot the Mister Meeners 🥶 🥶