RECRUITERS DIDNT TECHNICALLY LIE!!
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- Опубликовано: 1 июн 2022
- Do you know anyone in military branches that has had a recruiter not technically lie to them? Lol
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13 years later “man if I ever see that recruiter again bro”
That recruiter better not be down range with a .50 on his head 😂😂
Maybe he'll snipe him
Those mfs are never anywhere to be found when you actually look for them.
@@AdmiralYeti8042 witness protection or somethin
I feel like its when the main dude in squid games sees the dude who recruited him again
"An army recruiter was found dead in their home, 4000 possible suspects are still waiting for interrogation"
😂
he had it coming😂
Is this actually true?
Would actually be a sick movie
@@jessesimmons5684no
ARMY: A Recruiter Misled You
Air force Rejected Me Yesterday
Ain’t Ready to be a Marine Yet 🫡
So true. The first call I got from my man when he entered basic was “you were right and I was lied to. I’m an E1”
@@aj3751advice take that as a ty lord and run.
@@aj3751underrated comment 😂
Drill sergeants always told us “don’t thank me thank your recruiter”😂😂
Brutal. LOL
I'll never forget the dude I worked with.
His words were.
If I ever see my recruiter, or my drill Sargent.
Idgaf if they 80. ( he alone was in his 60's)
I whoop they @$$ so hard they'll need 2 hip replacements.
Never mind he was do for one him self.
That man cracked me up, and as he said.
I went in a private, 5 years later I left a private.
When recruiters learn their true power: “REALITY CAN BE WHATEVER I WANT”
I always wonder why recruiters want to recruit so fucking stupid people
Fact
GOT EM
🤣👍🥃
@Ben D Vlogs what?
@Ben D Vlogs nice
First thing you hear at training. "Everything your recruiter told you was a lie"
Wait they told me, "Your bootcamp experience starts, looks at watch, now. GET THE FUCK ON THE FLOOR!!!"
So true! 😂 Drill SGT Ifill from Ft Jackson made it clear they lied. Although I got everything I asked for because I told them,
“I’m not here to play games, I’m here to join and if you don’t have an opening where I want I’ll wait until you do.”
@@ptpothischainwaxtoo3322 Chad move.
@@ptpothischainwaxtoo3322 basically what I did. Got my desired MOS. Just be realistic and hopefully score well on the ASVAB
@@ChinchillaQueen did same thing for air force and now I'm fixing planes
The only thing my brother learned in the Army: never sign a contract given to you by a man in a uniform
The military is pretty dang cut and dry dude. You should know what you’re getting yourself into. Do your research before even talking to a recruiter. I was literally my recruiters very first recruit. He didn’t bull shit at all. I got exactly what I asked for.
@Hadouken5150 kinda hard when the army cant read.
often target highschool kids that don't know any better or what they want to do with their life. @@Hadouken5150
@@Roofer0420i cackled. 😭
The thing he should have learned is: read every contract carefully before signing...
i remember the recruiter was all like “holy smokes you scored so high you can get any job you want” it’s funny because i didn’t even take the asvab yet
wait wtf but did you take the practice test or nah
@@madenergy1269you must no nothing about the asvab that is a decent score
@@madenergy1269So you joined? 😅
@@madenergy126950 is about average across all the branches so not terrible my recruiter called me a dumbass with a 68
😂 same thing they told me on the practice test but I bailed to become a automotive technician kinda wish I had done it 6 years later I’m working as a machinist making almost as much as I did as a Mastertech
The recruiters told my friend he wouldn't go to Iraq or Afghanistan. He went to Iraq AND Afghanistan
If he didn’t wanna go to Iraq or Afghanistan whyd he enlist
@@fredsavage9900 Because his recruiter promissed.
So technically the recruiter was right, because it wasn't or, it was and
@@Gentleman...Driver so he wanted to go to war but didn’t want to go the only wars we were fighting in?
@@Gentleman...Driver he could’ve gotten a non combatant job man he chose to go
I honestly think that to be a recruiter, you have to be more heartless than an assassin
Not when you get DA selected for it. 12 more months left.
Same with door to door salespeople and those charity signup scams
@@tjeulinkat least with a door to door salesman they are just lying about a product to get some money. Recruiters lie about what your future will be that ruins your life.
My recruiter was actually pretty honest with me on what I was getting into. Though I knew a guy who got told he was going to get a bonus for signing up for five years in the infantry in the Marines. Like buddy, we have a waiting list for that shit, they are not going to give anyone a bonus for doing something everyone is trying to do.
What soul?
"I can be a Seal in the Army" 💀
🦭
You mean “I can be theal in the omy?”
Naw. You can be a walrus.
@@murderinhollywood7931 oh maw gowthd I’m dthying. 😂😂😂
@@Ava-wu4qpTHAT EMOJI OMFG 🤣
My recruiter asked me what I wanted to do. I told him I wanted to wear a uniform, drink beer and not live in my parent's house. He made it happen. Thank you, PO1, and, sorry to hear about that DUI you got later.
😂 that second half
What's a DUI?
A urinary infection
@@michaelaens7147 Driving Under the Influence
@@cr-nd8qhlmfaoo
"what's up there dumass" haven't seen that commercial in ages 🤣
Hahahh
"It's Due-mas" hahhah
Commercial?
@@TAS911MOM AnW interview dumass
@@satansnugz1270 root beer lore
@@satansnugz1270 I do believe it eas. Barqs root beer commercial to be specific
“I was in a special program once but that was school” lol
😂😂😂
Violation
@@thedragonslayer- how
I actually was and it sucked
Felt 😂😂😂
Me : “I wanna be a marine ! “
Recruiter : “ did you say driver?”
"Diver not driver!"
And on this day, the worlds greatest sniper in the Army Seals signed into the military
That’s how the Navy got my cousin. Lol thought he could be a deep sea driver .
If he wanted to be a deep sea driver should've joined the russian navy and asked to be put on the moskva. 😂
@@maj.romuloortiz7832 🤣
Thought i could be a seal
I was an operations specialist, think my recruiter had dislexia lol
... did they not let him dive into the deeps?
"I can be a seal in the army"
My recruiter said I could be a SEAL in Space Force
@@CalvinJary
Space
Earth
Asteroids
Land
Army seal!
ROFDOL
I did go to RSLC with a few Coast Guard SEALs though. Hilariously they were a lot better at land nav than the Navy SEALs there who were shockingly bad at land nav
this is why you’re always stationed 1500 miles from your home town recruiting office, MINIMUM.
im like 200 miles away from mine lmao
My recruiting office was in Staten Island, NY. I got sent to fort Irwin California lmao. They just knew.
Told my Brother in law he wouldn't have to be on a Ship in the Navy...LMAO
Well they could put him in a sub which are boats not ships 🤡
True story, when I joined the military my recruiter said my pet could come too. My pet was a bunny, I was imagining my pet rabbit jumping around my barracks room. Poopy never moved in with me and I was pissed so I sent my recruiter a nasty letter. I just turned 18 and didn’t have much life experience. I laugh about it now.
Thems fighting words at 47
🤣🤣what the fawkkk 😭
That’s a stupid ass fuckkng name for a pet
I love it 🤣
Poopy would’ve made a great US Army Soldier
I got a 97 on the ASVAB, I had recruiters calling me like I was the Star high school quarterback to a Division 1 school then I had my knee blowout and they dropped me like I was toxic waste.
Yeah sure you scored 97🤣🤣 clown
@@macerrad9377 ya, some do. Largely depends on how you were raised and your life experiences during your youth.
@@macerrad9377 Ohh get sh*t on
Only 97? I scored 99 and got slotted for infantry 😎
@@macerrad9377 Above 90 on the ASVAB isn’t too difficult.
My recruiter didn’t lie to me and I’ll be forever grateful for that.
I do believe it’s because I was eager to join. There was no sales pitch or anything like that. I walked into the station, told her the marines was taking too long and I’m ready to go.
It took me two weeks from start to finish and then I left two weeks after that. I felt bad for the people in my basic training class that got lied to but I was also thankful that my recruiter was honest with me.
I had a good work buddy who went with me pretending to be my dad and listened to all the bullshit they said and at the end pulled out his note pad and told me everything that the dude lied about.
He was a recruiter for the army but only did honest recruitment.
Literally when I was “recruited” my recruiter was like sign this and this and this. I read every single sentence and when other recruiters saw that they didn’t like it lol. After I read what I read I realized it wasn’t gonna work out. Some people literally just sign because someone tells them to. DONT EVER DO THAT !!!
Don't listen to this guy, just sign on the dotted line you'll have a blast
Just say ur to weak to serve and move on little man
@@PhilosopherStowow you’re even dumber than the guy above you, what the hell is wrong with you idiots💀
@@PhilosopherSto I did lmao 😂
@@PhilosopherStomilitary service ≠ strength.
you don't bomb poorer nations to defend our freedoms.
What i’ve learned from Nikko’s channel:
The Air Force is soft
The Space Force are.. exotic.
The Navy is gay.
The Army is neutral.
The Marines are absolute monsters.
Fax
I mean….yeah, I don’t see any lies 😂
Lol when at rest, Marines are docile, dumb creatures. When drunk, Marines are the most cocky, arrogant foolish (sometimes) loveable idiots. When at war, they are to be *FEARED* for their ferocity. But they're *LOYAL* and the best friend you will ever have. I have friends that I made while in the Marines that are closer to me than blood relatives are. They'd lay down their life for mine and I'd lay down mine for them. No hesitation.
*peeks into room*
*coast guard*
You forgot about mr smiley
Can confirm
Best advice: KNOW YOUR SHIT BEFORE GETTING INTO IT ! 😂
So glad my USMC recruiter was my friend before being my recruiter and remained my friend after at Pendleton. I felt like a badass as a junior marine going to my friend sergeants house
I think space force is more his sped, I mean speed
Spede
Zpeede
*deepS*
Spud……………..get it?
Potatoes are yum
An army recruiter told me I could transfer to the Air Force after basic training…
Lmfaoooo yoo;
☠️
😭😭
😂😂😂😂
Bring him a coffee with laxatives in it
I turned my back for 10 seconds in a mall yesterday, turned around and my friends r talking to a recruiter trying to get them to sign me up💀
Me: “can i use a machinegun?!”
Recruiter: im about to end this guy’s whole career
Man am I the only person who didn’t have a lying recruiter? That man went in DEPTH with the shit they’d do at meps for processing. He told me the same things my sister who’s been in the airforce for 8 years said to me. He was honest that college would only be payed 1 class at a time. her recruiter never mentioned that and kinda danced around it. I was talked to about the processing before basic, how basic would actually be, how boring meps would be, he was pretty honest with the hell you have to go through just to join
Okay, how bad did you want to sign up? Cause if you want it too much they probably go like "What is wrong with this dude? There must be something fishy" :D
You’re lucky, I was never told anything about the Meps physical until it was too late. 😢
@@bbgmtv6208you failed MEPS physical?
@@apollo2896"didn't wipe back here. Better luck in two years champ."
"rah bandaid man"
@@secretminty6398 lol 😂😂
“If you enlist for like 124 years you might even be able to pilot a mech in the war against Godzilla!”
So is that with the Space Force Gundams or Marines VF-1 Valkyrie?
@@Sleepy7666a Gundam with a Ultraman or Jet Jaguar appearance
When realization sets in on the recruiter it’s like he just had a spiritual awakening
Me as an average 18yo: *walking to the store*
A WILD MILITARY RECRUITER HAS APPEARED!
My sister joined the Army bc she meant to go into the Navy office, but was too socially awkward to say no.
that sounds like something id do ngl
LOL oh shit
So her name is dumas
Army recruiter snatched her ass up outside the office door or something lmao
lmaoo
I told a ca army recruiter that I have no tattoos and no criminal record..... he sprained his fingers trying to forge my signature
what
@@maminoo ❤
@@Juneau48 ❤
Thats hilirious
my recruiter begged me not to go infantry with my scores... i get to buy my own crayola now
I remember walking into the Air Force recruiters office for the first time... he was vaping indoors. I wish I was joking. He then proceeded to convince 19 year old me I'd be programming airplanes. Here we are 5 years later. I'm out and if I ever see him again I'm gonna let him know what I was actually doing for 4 years thanks to him.
to be fair it cant be worse than being in the marine corps, right?
Chair force couldn’t be that bad . I was army third infantry division then second armored .
“I was in a special program,but that was just in school”😂😂😂
Went to the comment section just to see someone else noticed it 🤣😂
Hilarious
💀💀best part
"I've always wanted to be a thsniper"
😂
Most people just dream about spending three days behind the same bush while pooping their pants. The only good sniper job is in the air force because they are used for base security. It's guard duty laying down.
@@orlock20 fr being a sniper is just sitting in one place for two weeks then shitting in a pile right next to you then doing advanced math in your head then shooting once and leaving
@@bananafone4506
ah good, you said: shooting once and LEAVING.
not shooted yourself, after pooped 12 times in your pants xD
lowkey knowing the ranger sniper from high school, who was a mountain dew and xbox addict, Dumas has a good chance at being a sniper, he might already have the diapers.
When I was young and approached by recruiters in the mall I would just lie and say I had a felony record and they kept walking.
I got suckered into sharing my address with an army recruiter. I just wanted a Camo rubber wristband that said Army. :(
I lost my pen before lunch. The Navy recruiter was giving out pens for addresses and phone numbers.
@@claytonhustedwait so if you give the address and phone number you are signed up? And there’s nothing you can do or nah?
@@PanteraEnjoyer they just call you and send you mail.
@@PanteraEnjoyerI always took the free shit, said thanks and walked away.
I know it's super hard but I wanna be a snipa had my dying
Ahh man he just set boy up to be navys bitch for 12 whole years 😭 when he woulda made a great addition to the space force who knows coulda had his own potao some day lol
No, no, no.... He's Army.... Dude even says "I can be a seal in the army?!"
Bruh literally talking about someone elses intelligence and literally cant spell potato... Fuckin jarheads Smh ...
@@ErR0rPr0n3 leave him and the 511 potatos alone lol
Y’all need to enlist as gaurd and switch to active after. My recruiter was the coolest woman I’ve ever met
It was in that moment he learned the difference between "can be" and "will be"
I talked to recruiters from every branch before I enlisted. Coast Guard wanted to put me on a bouy tender in Alaska 🤣🤦
🤭
They only lie to you if they think you're stupid.
That’s what realizing I was an adult felt like…..the epiphany….”because I said it was true!?”….
Recruiters after you deny: *WHAT YOU DONT WANT TO ACHIEVE YOUR DREAMS?*
You can be a NAVY seal in the ARMY. I'm dead. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
We all know Air Force SEALs are the best. That's what the A is for
The first day in Boot Camp, they told us everything a recruiter said was a lie don’t bring them up again😅
And that’s why I’m talking to all the branches before I join any. Not looking for a salesman that’s gunna promise me shit they can’t deliver on
Had him at snipper being easy 😂got him for 12 more years thinking he's gonna be a seal in the army 😂🤣😂🤣
*sniper
That’s how the marines got me no cap. “If you sign up I can get you out that shit hole you living in right now” *SIGNS JOHN HANDCOCK*
Pro tip. You don’t need to be in the military to be a sniper.
Bro broke the no enlisting anyone with an IQ below 70 rule
I remember as a kid I told my uncle who was a recruiter I wanted to be a flame trooper
💀💀
"Sup, Dumbass"
Love that name
Dimas
@@saavedravideos258 It's pronounced, "doo-moss"
When Sgt Domingez signed a 20 year contract for citizenship lmao
I'm 24 and from California, ive seen so many social media posts from people i knew in highschool who joined the military with long rants about how they were promised xyz and quickly learned they ruined their life and had a miserable time joining.
No smart man ever joined the military - only the dumb and/or desperate ones
Facts: Just sign the paper and you get to be a sniper. (Disclosure: You may need to sign it a few times over the years)
Love getting text messages from recruiters and responding with “I’m not dying for an oil company”
I would write "I'm not dying for jews". I've actually been turned away from the military btw, they don't want a schizophrenic white nationalist in the ranks at all, even if I try to join them voluntarily.
*for Jews
The recruiter and the recruit both bought their earrings from the same Claire’s shop 💕
The recruiter was falling down on the job - he didn't even mention the fighter pilot option.
“I was in a special program but just for school”.
MEPS might want a word with you
They must indoctrinate well to be okay with recruiters doing that lol imagine I went to a school counselor and was like could you help me get into a school for engineering and then get sent to a plumbers school
They do test you and put you in your level though. Don't blame the schools.
@@maryshaffer8474 they test you but you don’t get the job you’re qualified for you get the mos THEY pick, THEY say you have a choice, YOU DONT
There’s an entire school for plumbing? Damn! And to think I didn’t go to that school and still ended up making 130k last year … as a plumber 😂😂😂😂
@@americanfirst913 ther ain’t like an itt tech for plumbers lol?
@@david-468 no we have basic trade schools. Other than that you go get some experience than take your masters course and that’s about it. Just like every trade you can master in, everything you learn in the class is bs compared to what you see and do on the job.
This man can do a 1V1 with Thanos
Thank you for your service…your RUclips service hahaha bro I’m dead
my recuiter didnt lie but failed me in a different way. he was supposed to take me to meps but apparently he retired and didnt tell anyone that i was still enlisting.
Idk what’s worse getting trick joining the army or college debt
Joining the army to avoid college debt only to have college debt just be forgiven.
@@wormfood83wait it doesn’t do anything for college debt?
@@aidanmccown4095??
Dumas got me rolling 😂😂😂
They promised me my own potato when I joined Space Force but we have to share.
It's funny in Basic and military schools, how many people were crying saying that there recruiter screwed them. In early 90's I wanted a computer MOS and they guaranteed me the MOS, but said I had to wait 6 months for a opening. I had an option to decide to go asap and choose MOS in basic, I went early and my 12th choice was telephone line installer and it has paid me very well all my life and now over 100k year.
How’d that transition into civilian world?
@@TheJMan1K Linemen are paid well depending on the place.
Dial up installer
All it takes is a free t shirt
Went to MEPS yesterday and just entered the DEP for the Marine Corps. I am a fool
Yep. Thats why I avoided it. I got to meps and changed my mind.
@@KoreshDabar-YHWHbenYisrael understandable
POV: you found your new superpower as a recruiter
Lol becase you said to got me dying 💀
He never said you would be a seal if you enlisted for 12 years, he just said they had them
Recruiter: If you sign your life away we will attack super electronics and turn you into an experimental super soldier with robot parts.
Im a military wife, this is as accurate as it can get. You will jump hoops on hoops. For anyone that is going in, TAKE YOUR PAPERWORK AND FOR GOODNESS SAKE ASK QUESTIONS. Do not go in blind. And the army is not your friend. They will mess with your head. I don't care what those recruiters tell you its not easy, its a long annoying process that will make you want to rip your hair out your head.
My recruiter told me:"In the Marines, we drink the most, fight the most, and chase tail. Now, let me tell you about our educational benefits...."
I was like:
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, you already convinced me."
😆😆😆😆😆
Before I decided which branch the marine recruiter just told me about how many chicks I will get when I travel overseas.
That was pretty much his entire sales pitch to all the high schoolers.
I requested Airborne and Ranger schools at MEPS (18 yr old). I didn't just want my Airbourne and Ranger tabs. I wanted the ability to be the best I could be. Guess what I didn't get. Best advice ever given, read the contract.
He said: "Son, have you seen the world? What would you say if I said that you could?"...
Hey, the Army has ships! I've seen them in San Diego! No for real! I love you Nikko! Hahahaha!
But what if the system is down at meps ?
Mhm that was quick 😂
😂
I went to an active duty recruiter wanting an 11x contract for 6 years LMAO
Those sessions should be recorded and include more than one person.
Swear to god that was me a couple days ago in the recruiters office🥲🤣
I wanna be a snthiper
No I wanna be a snthiper
NO I WANNA BE A SNTHIPER
(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻
NO I WANT TO BE A SNTHIPER
Sthniper*
I want to be the best Sthinper!
Man really said my last name I feel targeted
Your last name...is dumass? Pronounced dumas?
Dumbass is your last name
"Your injuries are not recruiter related"
even though never joined military and seen shitloads about it. Nikko says it how it is, I got to admit Hes fuckin hilarious.
I remember back in 06 they were offering a 10k enlistment bonus, 10k after basic, either 10 or 15 upon your first deployment, plus they'd pay up to 20k if you had student loans after basic. I scored high enough to qualify for ocs, but got into some trouble with the boys in blue and ended up going a much different route.
special program in school
All fun and games till he reaches meps💀
Ong
The reaction when he said I can be a seal in the army had me dying😂😂😂😂😂
"Whyd you sign that-"