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  • @VETTvchannel
    @VETTvchannel  3 года назад +266

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  • @bingbong2257
    @bingbong2257 3 года назад +4674

    wow gotta give it to her she's remarkably respectful of their relationship boundaries

    • @mr.pissedoff1903
      @mr.pissedoff1903 2 года назад +1

      She’s a barracks bunny, not a home wrecker 💀

    • @1BeGe
      @1BeGe Год назад +176

      Ya know, that's a wonderful takeaway. Really seeing the positive. Love it.

    • @mithicash1444
      @mithicash1444 Год назад +66

      Of coarse, you can get ninja punched for adultery regardless if you are the married one or if you are sleeping with a married one.

    • @mikex5984
      @mikex5984 Год назад +10

      @@mithicash1444 that’s somewhat reassuring 😂

    • @BryonLetterman
      @BryonLetterman Год назад +23

      that's a very rare trait for a senior NCO

  • @duquedeniseemille6555
    @duquedeniseemille6555 9 месяцев назад +128

    Hey it's amazing to see Kristen here. Glad to see her on Content Machine and it's great to see her here too.

  • @the_real_bin_chicken
    @the_real_bin_chicken 3 года назад +2308

    love how shes swiping on her phone as if she's on tinder while shes waiting for the next one to walk in. hahaha

  • @subbywan1422
    @subbywan1422 Год назад +224

    Man, her optimism renewal with each new recruit is quite inspiring before she gets shot down *lol*

  • @bladenrexroth2555
    @bladenrexroth2555 3 года назад +2948

    Gunny was starving to be bent over that desk in an open door policy

    • @yoellopez82
      @yoellopez82 3 года назад +233

      Poor gunny needs a release.

    • @paulmood308
      @paulmood308 3 года назад +6

      Broke down shotgun style and have that bore punched.

    • @ethanbowman4748
      @ethanbowman4748 2 года назад +16

      @@paulmood308 yooo, what the fuck.

    • @typicalperson6389
      @typicalperson6389 2 года назад +59

      She wanted a special type of oil ;))

    • @djbala6757
      @djbala6757 2 года назад +5

      Lollllll

  • @sdmiii1102
    @sdmiii1102 3 года назад +527

    “Is it Gunny or Gunnery Sergeant.”
    We all met at least one.

    • @tnwhiskey68
      @tnwhiskey68 9 месяцев назад +17

      After Active Duty, I joined the Army National Guard and we had a prior Marine E6 who constantly made his guys call him Staff Sergeant. In the Army, E5-E8 is just called Sergeant (except a 1SG). I was an E5 at the time so I purposely called him Sergeant in front of everyone just to piss him off. What a dbag!

    • @homeopathicfossil-fuels4789
      @homeopathicfossil-fuels4789 2 месяца назад +2

      @@tnwhiskey68 around my parts, in an allied country, everyone with the rank of Sergeant are called " 'sjant " which losely translates to " 'geant "
      It is almost a more honorable title than Sergeant itself, if the privates relax around you and call you that you know you are well liked

  • @youraveragegamerbro6302
    @youraveragegamerbro6302 3 года назад +5663

    "actually gunny i'm gay" holy shit I almost died from lack of oxygen

    • @since1876
      @since1876 3 года назад +309

      The way she tries to cop a feel was what killed me 😂

    • @billybilly1284
      @billybilly1284 3 года назад

      Literally nothing funny. Get a life

    • @youraveragegamerbro6302
      @youraveragegamerbro6302 3 года назад +9

      @@billybilly1284 This channel is for people who need a way to get humor people like YOU do not indulge in. So why are you here?

    • @morspope
      @morspope 3 года назад +66

      i knew it was coming and i still cracked up

    • @simpsonservices6463
      @simpsonservices6463 3 года назад +24

      same here, that was funny and dark

  • @fmpairsoft9039
    @fmpairsoft9039 Год назад +169

    Swiping on Tinder in between boots is a subtle but hilarious touch

  • @kevinverduci7600
    @kevinverduci7600 3 года назад +1578

    Gunny deserves a golden globes

    • @TheUnseenSoldier
      @TheUnseenSoldier 3 года назад +37

      I f-ing died when the last private told her he was gay and she started crying, I’m pretty sure my neighbors even heard me

    • @elcondepatula
      @elcondepatula 2 года назад +5

      She already has them…under that top…

    • @B.V.Luminous
      @B.V.Luminous 2 года назад

      Golden probes.

    • @MrGlock509
      @MrGlock509 2 года назад +1

      A pearl necklace?

    • @mengo0456
      @mengo0456 Год назад

      a pair?

  • @peted2770
    @peted2770 2 года назад +485

    When I was in Iraq I could hear the wedding rings hitting the floor. On the contractor side, we called it desert fever, and we were actually warned about it before being sent over.

    • @NA-nc5dg
      @NA-nc5dg Год назад +50

      Yup.
      Did an IRR tour and wedding rings were irrelevant.
      The married dudes were settling in with the privates.
      Didn't have the highest respect for them.

    • @tyjohnston5889
      @tyjohnston5889 2 месяца назад +9

      That's was the last thing that was in my mind lol.

    • @S7yx0
      @S7yx0 2 месяца назад +5

      @@tyjohnston5889 You're a good husband bro

    • @shid_in_my_pant2849
      @shid_in_my_pant2849 2 месяца назад

      @@S7yx0yeah I’m sure his wife thousands of miles away was faithful too

    • @smokingbeetles5793
      @smokingbeetles5793 2 месяца назад

      It's like an Amazon warehouse

  • @camerongunn7906
    @camerongunn7906 3 года назад +3291

    I can tell you that while I was in, being a happily married man that refused to cheat on his wife, brought out ALL the swamp donkeys. There's no greater turn-on to a woman than unavailability.

    • @eye4aneye760
      @eye4aneye760 3 года назад +331

      Lmaooo swamp donkeys. That’s a good one 😂😂

    • @hellish512
      @hellish512 3 года назад +126

      is that the term for a reverse jody or something lmao

    • @tiadaniels3356
      @tiadaniels3356 2 года назад +134

      It’s sad how true that is. It’s the same for men too. Being Married has only made the chasers worse.

    • @TheCobraOnline
      @TheCobraOnline 2 года назад +29

      Gonna use this when I go
      Thank you my brother

    • @jjlatinopedia
      @jjlatinopedia 2 года назад +48

      Swamp-donkeys. I'm adding that to my vocabulary. Btw, USARMY here.

  • @Kokopilau77
    @Kokopilau77 2 года назад +786

    Poor Johnson. She just wants to be left alone to do whatever she’s doing on her computer and the boys keep bugging her.

    • @stephen9958
      @stephen9958 Год назад

      I know they wanted to bang her and she was fuck no get out 😅

    • @LaJuera25
      @LaJuera25 9 месяцев назад

      It do be like that for females. A lot of guys want you to help them cheat. Or if you put up boundaries they terrorize you. Some just want a female perspective though.

    • @jonathanbaker4361
      @jonathanbaker4361 7 месяцев назад +23

      I guess if she was open about being gay it would have been less of an issue

    • @bermanmo6237
      @bermanmo6237 7 месяцев назад +10

      ​@jonathanbaker4361 Maybe she does not want her co workers to know she is gay. It is the same thing in a civilian workplace.

    • @etheu9sby292
      @etheu9sby292 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@bermanmo6237it's the Marines most of the women who join are lesbians

  • @chevalierjd
    @chevalierjd 3 года назад +2917

    I know this confusion. I went to pistol quals as a Corporal with a female Gunny and SSgt as my target mates. The Gunny looked just like the blonde female werewolf from The Howling 2 movie. She was freaking hot and smoked and joked like no other WM I'd ever met. We ended up becoming PT buddies. Let's just say that she was a very, very, very confident older woman (and SNCO) who knew what she liked.

    • @tylerlane4587
      @tylerlane4587 3 года назад +230

      You deserve a medal my good sir!

    • @ZERO_0594
      @ZERO_0594 3 года назад +116

      You lucky dude

    • @Sniperkiller051
      @Sniperkiller051 3 года назад +95

      This man deserves the highest medal 🏅

    • @tylerlane4587
      @tylerlane4587 3 года назад +63

      @@Sniperkiller051 Medal of Honor 👍🏻😂

    • @lvtuckerrvb
      @lvtuckerrvb 3 года назад +11

      fucking sigma male here

  • @Deadpan-pi9hl
    @Deadpan-pi9hl 2 года назад +296

    "The word fuck boy should be synonymous with Marine" Lol
    Truer words have never been said

  • @DieselDoktor
    @DieselDoktor 3 года назад +235

    The icon of Mattis in the office just made me smile. Just one of those nice little details. Rah.

    • @AmbuBadger
      @AmbuBadger 2 месяца назад +3

      Dude, I searched here for this.

  • @MisterMediocrity-uu9gx
    @MisterMediocrity-uu9gx 6 месяцев назад +69

    “You’re GAY?”
    “Of course, I’m gay, Gunny. I’m a Marine.”

    • @braydenchan302
      @braydenchan302 26 дней назад +3

      The infamous “field wife”. The only piece of ass the the corp actually did issue you.

  • @GhostofSash1m1
    @GhostofSash1m1 3 года назад +965

    I was inprocessed by a female NCO at my first unit too. Loved it!

    • @Vareien
      @Vareien 3 года назад +41

      i bet you did lmao XD

    • @rusty7984
      @rusty7984 3 года назад +79

      I gor yoked up by the E 4 mafia my first week in

    • @pee_pee_hardware4576
      @pee_pee_hardware4576 2 года назад +5

      Yoo same 😂

    • @carlinbrumback8931
      @carlinbrumback8931 2 года назад +28

      @@rusty7984 What did they do Thomas???

    • @eemelirantala
      @eemelirantala 2 года назад +14

      @@carlinbrumback8931 yes Thomas, what did they do?

  • @paulgreen3030
    @paulgreen3030 2 года назад +58

    When PFC Jobin came in, I kept thinking “He’s gonna be gay, he’s gonna be gay, he’s gonna be gay…” And then whenever he said, “Actually Gunny, I’m gay.” I CHEERED. Gotta love being right. She thought things were really gonna be going her way… and then she just starts crying 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Dark_Jester89
    @Dark_Jester89 3 года назад +1371

    At least she got consistent in asking about relationships before she got up from the seat.

  • @bentbake6758
    @bentbake6758 2 года назад +72

    I lost it when the lieutenant came in and opened up to johnson

  • @jillvalentinefan77
    @jillvalentinefan77 3 года назад +833

    I don't remember this being included in the benefits list lol

  • @selfmadegamer410
    @selfmadegamer410 2 года назад +67

    Vet TV is legendary never felt like it went too far. It goes where it need a to and done with class. Always laughs

  • @lokiokvltys4667
    @lokiokvltys4667 3 года назад +205

    “Actually gunny I’m gay” 😂😂

  • @franka6680
    @franka6680 Год назад +66

    One of the training LTs was surprisingly friendly and we kinda vibed. She told me she’d like to see in her office more often and I replied with I’ll make sure to get into trouble to swing by lol I never saw her ever again lol

  • @xnickox55
    @xnickox55 3 года назад +1909

    I would have joined the military in a heartbeat had I known this type of scenario was even a remote possibility. Me and this particular gunny would have gotten along swimmingly.

    • @Art_Vandalay97
      @Art_Vandalay97 3 года назад +564

      Thank you for your service for almost joining

    • @xnickox55
      @xnickox55 3 года назад +111

      @@Art_Vandalay97 I mean I wouldn't even say "almost" I would say whatever the odds r of this type of scenario happening would be about the same odds of me joining.

    • @kameronmorgan4632
      @kameronmorgan4632 3 года назад +17

      @@xnickox55 hahahahahahaha

    • @theronbassett5505
      @theronbassett5505 3 года назад +70

      These situations are extremely rare.

    • @xnickox55
      @xnickox55 3 года назад +64

      @@theronbassett5505 but ur keeping the dream alive saying that it does happen..

  • @evanluu7545
    @evanluu7545 Год назад +211

    she's such a great woman. Doesn't want to be a homewrecker

    • @viridianacortes9642
      @viridianacortes9642 Год назад +14

      Yeah. Character development. She used to be a cheater and a homer wrecked in earlier episodes. But then she lost some friends and really hurt an ex-lover, so she seems to have improved her ways.

  • @fitz4459
    @fitz4459 3 года назад +450

    Once at a barracks party a wook showed up and all 18 guys were trying to get with her lol

  • @natilyfe
    @natilyfe 2 года назад +52

    IRL she would have made his life miserable for saying "good morning ma'am" lol

  • @sgtclark0126
    @sgtclark0126 3 года назад +250

    That is what I call desperation.

  • @citizenpunx
    @citizenpunx 2 года назад +236

    I had a female DI get in trouble because one of my squad mates was apparently the heir to “HoneyWell” and she couldn’t help herself

    • @Trooper_Logan_H
      @Trooper_Logan_H 2 года назад +1

      LMAOOO

    • @AxeBearWhoCares
      @AxeBearWhoCares 2 года назад +1

      What is HoneyWell?

    • @citizenpunx
      @citizenpunx 2 года назад +28

      @@AxeBearWhoCares it’s a massive international tech/defense company

    • @AxeBearWhoCares
      @AxeBearWhoCares 2 года назад +1

      @@citizenpunx huh

    • @codename8418
      @codename8418 2 года назад +6

      Tight! Quarterdeck. Ready? Move!
      Zero! HoneyWell. Ready? Move!

  • @jodisancho3807
    @jodisancho3807 3 года назад +967

    I needed this Gunnery Sgt while I was in. But there wasn't any infantry wookies while I was in. 😔

    • @rileyfreeman7122
      @rileyfreeman7122 3 года назад +32

      I’ve never heard them be called Wookies before but I am just going to assume you mean... warrant officers

    • @jodisancho3807
      @jodisancho3807 3 года назад +81

      @@rileyfreeman7122 no brother female Marines formerly known as WMs. We still called them WMs while I was in from 96-04 but many of them complained that it was sexist so the term wookie cane about. OoRah! 🇺🇲✌️

    • @dylanrutan100
      @dylanrutan100 3 года назад +26

      @@jodisancho3807 yeah stop referring to the Wookies as WMs it’s insensitive 😂😂😂

    • @jodisancho3807
      @jodisancho3807 3 года назад +16

      @@dylanrutan100 hahahahaha that cadence running song comes to mind, " they say in the Marine Corp the girls are mighty fine, they look like Phyllis Diller and walk like Frankenstein! UA I wanna go! But they won't let me go!" 🎶 🎵 🎶

    • @tylerlane4587
      @tylerlane4587 3 года назад +13

      @@jodisancho3807 an if they forget to shave it’s Bush Wookiee’s 😂👍🏻

  • @patton303
    @patton303 2 года назад +13

    I don’t know what I’m watching bc I just stumbled onto it, but Gunny bursting into tears after he said he was gay gave a hearty laugh. Thanks.

    • @curtiskretzer8898
      @curtiskretzer8898 2 года назад +2

      The drifting right hand trying for the cheek grab

  • @rama347
    @rama347 3 года назад +2136

    Gunny kills me. She just so predatory. I love it.

    • @pinchespiderman
      @pinchespiderman 3 года назад +7

      Grrrrrr!

    • @chris-dd6uq
      @chris-dd6uq 3 года назад +106

      She sold that shit. Her eyes said it all.

    • @ScottAndScarlettsDarkHumor
      @ScottAndScarlettsDarkHumor 3 года назад +98

      Shit, I love women that don't mind being predatory. They get it, ditch the bs and come at what you want.

    • @lilnotmaster6094
      @lilnotmaster6094 2 года назад +121

      @@ScottAndScarlettsDarkHumor reverse those roles and its gonna be a problem

    • @col.strayga1389
      @col.strayga1389 2 года назад +19

      That's so disgusting!
      I love it! ❤️

  • @G.O.2020
    @G.O.2020 3 года назад +140

    Felt like I was in a SHARP brief. I'm going to go ahead and mark SHARP off on my DTMS.

  • @rab46290
    @rab46290 3 года назад +710

    "My mother was a liberian."
    Tell me I'm not the only one who caught that 😆

    • @flex0ffender
      @flex0ffender 3 года назад +8

      I don’t get it

    • @EtherFox
      @EtherFox 3 года назад +1

      @@flex0ffender Maybe he thinks bring mixed race black means you have to be dark skinned.

    • @rab46290
      @rab46290 3 года назад +110

      @@flex0ffender her job is actually pronounced Librarian. For having an intellectual for a parent, he couldn't even pronounce her job correctly.

    • @Tomofdahook17
      @Tomofdahook17 3 года назад +72

      @@rab46290 Yea and that’s actually how people
      from Philly and New York pronounce it. Especially Italians.

    • @steringp1434
      @steringp1434 3 года назад +28

      @@rab46290 And he said that he was from Queens NY.....soooooo

  • @justsaiyan8678
    @justsaiyan8678 3 года назад +102

    “The cheapest ones end up being the ones you pay for”

  • @weaver5649
    @weaver5649 3 года назад +2863

    I would sign for 6 years if I could be with this Gunny
    Thanks for the likes.
    I am Lcpl of the marine corps and wanna get out of here asap🙄
    I hope this is gonna be a good life advice to y'all if you thinking about to sign up

    • @jordanfrancisco27
      @jordanfrancisco27 3 года назад +86

      Count me in. And I'm a civvie my man.

    • @posiden1017
      @posiden1017 3 года назад +123

      Roll the dice and you might get lucky, just lower your standards

    • @seanassociateproductions1691
      @seanassociateproductions1691 3 года назад +78

      Ffs man don’t let the retention NCOs hear you say that

    • @derekstaroba
      @derekstaroba 3 года назад +21

      How do u watch this for six years and it just came out this is seriously the greatest sitcom ever and im not even in the military

    • @derekstaroba
      @derekstaroba 3 года назад +10

      Bf white markwhalberg is trying to hit on the latina

  • @Kabutoes
    @Kabutoes 3 года назад +270

    She's so calm yet predatory, it's so jarring and uncomfortable

    • @jaybird0312
      @jaybird0312 2 года назад +10

      For real. It's actually kind of hard to watch 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Tommy92gunner
      @Tommy92gunner 8 месяцев назад +13

      @@jaybird0312 Fair but, I got hard watching

    • @Leavemealone670
      @Leavemealone670 4 месяца назад

      @@Tommy92gunnerme too

    • @Piasznist
      @Piasznist 4 месяца назад

      @@Tommy92gunneroh god😰

    • @vicenzostella1390
      @vicenzostella1390 3 месяца назад

      Yeah, that's the point. She wants to go past your defenses.

  • @cesar88ml
    @cesar88ml 3 года назад +489

    Bruh poor Johnson 😂I feel so bad for her

    • @jamesjones6546
      @jamesjones6546 2 года назад +22

      When she first said why, why Marine corps?

    • @trev9168
      @trev9168 Год назад +17

      It’s like they were coming in for interviews

  • @danielrobertson2154
    @danielrobertson2154 2 года назад +7

    LOL love the finishing touch of Johnson getting a date with Gunny hahaha

  • @TheSirStrazzen
    @TheSirStrazzen 2 года назад +190

    I had something similar in the USAF with a O-3 who was my XO and me being a lowly E-4 SRA. She preyed on Guys who were not the Top Tier Tom Cruise/Brat Pitt look , but more down to earth lads who were more 'Vulnerable' . She knew her targets & landscape very, very well. I was short when she tried to press into me so I just ducked my head , got my Honorable Discharge and never looked back.

    • @bobbyologun1517
      @bobbyologun1517 2 года назад +2

      a predator

    • @actualteddybear891
      @actualteddybear891 Год назад +20

      Damn. That's a tough position to be in. Glad ya made it out ok boss.

    • @coyoteblue9733
      @coyoteblue9733 Год назад +39

      Had a married First Sergeant with 18 years in who got caught shagging a couple of female E2s who worked in the orderly room.
      Dishonorable Discharge (bye bye retirement) Forfeiture of all pay and allowances, reduction in rank to lowest enlisted rank , Confinement in the Post Stockade.
      His wife dumped him.
      All for a piece of ass

    • @ivans3483
      @ivans3483 Год назад +8

      @@coyoteblue9733idk if this is common or stereotyped often but I swear almost all of the orderly rooms is mostly females.

    • @williamallen7836
      @williamallen7836 Год назад +3

      ​@@coyoteblue9733 That's thing all these guys saying they would go for it don't understand. That short term satisfaction can leave you with long term regret, even if you use a condom. The consequences of your actions can have long lasting effects. Using your head to think with is important in such situations.

  • @edgardoacosta591
    @edgardoacosta591 3 года назад +459

    As soon as she said gunny or gunnery sergeant a red flag was raised. The marines might be the strictest of rank but also in tradition. What puts you above a title (gunny) that the greatest marines in history proudly went by. I think the fact that there are really only two enlisted ranks that rate using a nickname in official settings actually elevates those ranks.

    • @crispybrofu4888
      @crispybrofu4888 3 года назад +46

      Master Gunz sounds the coolest

    • @jtbeatty2224
      @jtbeatty2224 2 года назад +62

      I never understood why they would insist on being called “Gunnery Sergeant.” GySgt Basilone went by Gunny, and no one gets to take themselves more seriously than John Basilone

    • @TheOpethOfMastodon
      @TheOpethOfMastodon 2 года назад +10

      Army's equivalent is Sergeant First Class/ "smoke".

    • @TheGominabear
      @TheGominabear 2 года назад +13

      You also call a Master Sergeant, “Top”

    • @GoldPicard
      @GoldPicard 2 года назад +17

      @@TheGominabear First Sergeants are called "Top" not Master Sergeants even though their both E-8's.

  • @Nasty_J
    @Nasty_J Год назад +8

    Lol the gunny killed me! Is she an actual actress? I mean they all are actors but she killed it!

  • @quitequiet5281
    @quitequiet5281 3 года назад +21

    MEPS in Chicago was such a warm conversation...
    it was December 1988 and I still remember her so clearly...
    She was so awesome and beautiful...
    LOL... did not have that experience again...

  • @pinchespiderman
    @pinchespiderman 3 года назад +27

    "You don't have a problem with this do you?"
    "Ahem. It would make it more exciting if I pretended I had a problem, wouldn't it, Hunnery Sergeant?"

  • @A54729
    @A54729 3 года назад +55

    I had a Chief like this in the Navy. Mean to everyone except a couple guys who worked under her that she was trying to bang. Retribution was real.

  • @AcertifiedBAMF
    @AcertifiedBAMF 2 года назад +27

    I had this gunny from Louisiana and she had this sweet southern drawl and one time she showed up to the pft in pig tails and man oh man was young impressionable me in love

  • @stevenrivas7620
    @stevenrivas7620 3 года назад +61

    no step on snake had me dead, some kid has that patch lol

  • @chillios2222
    @chillios2222 Год назад +23

    hillarious she just breaks down and needs a hug

  • @xxSgt_Aryes
    @xxSgt_Aryes 3 года назад +559

    I’m a civilian and if this isn’t good propaganda to join idk what is….give me 8 years if I can have this gunny

    • @moore2077
      @moore2077 3 года назад +19

      @Prdgmshft That's literally targeted advertisement for LGTBQ people. There are plenty of "normal" branch advertisements out there.

    • @camerongunn7906
      @camerongunn7906 3 года назад +8

      It's a trap

    • @issstari954
      @issstari954 3 года назад +21

      @@moore2077 Well not really it actually isnt a target group at all and lowers numbers and slippery slope is real sure theres normal ads for now but eventually they will push the bridge further also you got the acronym wrong

    • @moore2077
      @moore2077 3 года назад +7

      @@issstari954 Yes it is a targeted group. Yes there are "normal" advertisements for the Army, Navy, Marines, and Air Force. You can spell "LGBTQ" in any way, it isn't a name, but a list. It's not a slippery slop for the DoD to push for inclusivity in the branches with various ads for different groups. It makes us stronger as a standing military because there are different and accepted backgrounds, thus differing experiences to bring to the table and so on.
      Edit: here is the US Army's latest "normal" or "general population" commercial: ruclips.net/video/4KPBUdRufOE/видео.html

    • @issstari954
      @issstari954 3 года назад

      @@moore2077 It absolutely is a slippery slope to push for inclusivity and diversity as thats not what you should ever be pushing for and teenage girls with two female parents isnt a target demographic and no it dosent if anything ads like emma are propaganda wins for foreign nations that are hostile to the US Inclusivity and diversity are fucking retarded productivity efficiency are all that matters

  • @louss
    @louss 4 месяца назад +8

    Never did I think I’d see the Content Machine chick in an old Vet TV episode 😂

  • @gatorcroc7212
    @gatorcroc7212 3 года назад +214

    Generally it's the male gunnys I've never had a hawt female gunny do this 😆

    • @rusty7984
      @rusty7984 3 года назад +24

      My boot camp company had a female chief drill instructor she was a gunnery sergeant and bomb af

    • @swingnamiss8130
      @swingnamiss8130 3 года назад +1

      @@rusty7984 really? Fun IT I betv

    • @rusty7984
      @rusty7984 3 года назад +60

      @@swingnamiss8130
      She had it out for one of the guys in my platoon and damn it was hilarious whenever she steeped on deck and looked for him specifically story time
      After our first class of MCMAP this guy ( for story reference just gonna call him Rusty ) called her a sir and she was like "do I look like a sir" and then Rusty said "no lady" and every drill instructor in the company surrounded him like a bunch of savage animals and ever since then everyone had it out for him

    • @swingnamiss8130
      @swingnamiss8130 3 года назад +3

      @@rusty7984 that’s hilarious. I wonder if she had a certain feel for him 😂. That being said, I’m sure he was jacked after all that

    • @rusty7984
      @rusty7984 3 года назад +19

      @@swingnamiss8130
      Well she did mess around with him a lot one time in the chow hall she dead ass said "i know im cute Rusty that doesn't mean you can look at me" sadly this story has a sad ending as he ended up getting dropped up north because he kept giving attitude to the drill instructors and supposedly according to rumor he is now admin stepped after MCT

  • @DocM.
    @DocM. 2 года назад +7

    OMFG Rachel Alig I have never laughed so fucking hard, you are hilarious 😂❤️
    "Report to your squad leader right God damn now." LOL The ass grab 🤣

  • @jakecarvalho8762
    @jakecarvalho8762 3 года назад +13

    When she started crying after the “Im gay” I lost it😂

  • @RamblinRick_
    @RamblinRick_ 2 года назад +23

    "Actually, I'm gay." I burst out laughing, in a good way. We've come a long way since "Don't ask, Don't tell". And that's good. I'm retired USAF. I'm so glad troops can say that out loud and still serve in my military.

  • @jessedukowitz6267
    @jessedukowitz6267 3 года назад +378

    Holy fuck this would be a total mind fuck if anyone had to deal with something like this. I know I would have been in a lot more trouble lol 😂

    • @kenlandon6130
      @kenlandon6130 Год назад +6

      Sadly it is what plenty of servicemembers have to deal with in real life.

  • @ChillFal
    @ChillFal Год назад +5

    The way she just gives up and starts crying when the last boot says he's gay is just hilarious.

  • @aprilgeneric8027
    @aprilgeneric8027 3 года назад +50

    omfg i am just rolling, so glad to be outside the fire for once.

  • @SIXNINEONEFOUR
    @SIXNINEONEFOUR Год назад +5

    "You should just talk it out, like adults"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

  • @PracticalKen
    @PracticalKen 3 года назад +40

    Oh my gosh! This is hilarious! Keep up the great work! :)

  • @STHood
    @STHood 2 года назад +7

    Saint Mattis on the wall kills me LMAO

  • @desertlizard4723
    @desertlizard4723 3 года назад +47

    Hahaha, I have never been in the military, a stroke stopped that dream for me when I was 10, but this was fucking great.

  • @dixienormus8097
    @dixienormus8097 Год назад +7

    Bruh no cap Johnson is fine as hell.

  • @moneybags7064
    @moneybags7064 3 года назад +30

    Who remembers the admin female Corporal of SOI west coast in 08-09??

  • @artolix6412
    @artolix6412 4 месяца назад +2

    That last part was such a long joke and the payoff was genius LMAO

  • @nicholaslamb1262
    @nicholaslamb1262 3 года назад +450

    Very accurate on what women do and have power over men and can just pick and chose what they want

    • @Quickness_Fitness
      @Quickness_Fitness 3 года назад +63

      Yeah but think how creepy and uncomfortable it can be tho

    • @ayron419
      @ayron419 3 года назад +19

      I like how you're saying this as though this is reality

    • @Xavieus
      @Xavieus 3 года назад +37

      @@ayron419 it is lmao

    • @ayron419
      @ayron419 3 года назад +1

      @@Xavieus they don't have some wild power. Men choose to be dictated by women in whatever neckbeard incel scenario you're thinking of.

    • @CSD-Actual
      @CSD-Actual 2 года назад

      @@ayron419 it is for anybody in power. It's the nature of the beast. Ibe known cheifs and and the like both male and female to do it. Had a female MAC fucking her second class and getting him promoted to first, had a DCC Her a junior sailor pregnant, she got out, then they immediately posted their wedding pics 😂. Yes, it happens FOR SURE

  • @ew467w6
    @ew467w6 2 года назад +3

    Most importantly: if that big dork is from Texas then I am the eastern bunny.

  • @omni-man9527
    @omni-man9527 3 года назад +10

    "Actually Gunny I'm Gay" I pissed myself laughing

  • @mitchell1091
    @mitchell1091 Год назад +2

    Alternate title: Barracks Bunny impersonates a Staff NCO

  • @Rogueplayz-co1zg
    @Rogueplayz-co1zg 3 года назад +126

    She cute but like, I hope I don't have to deal with someone like her... she scary.

    • @IffyEdem
      @IffyEdem 3 года назад +15

      I’m fine with any decent looking SNCO. I’m going in as an E2, so I legit will be fresh meat 👁👄👁

    • @Rogueplayz-co1zg
      @Rogueplayz-co1zg 3 года назад +6

      @@IffyEdem Hehe careful brother, I'm actually shipping out to MCBT rn

    • @camerongunn7906
      @camerongunn7906 3 года назад +31

      Best advice any young man going into the military could receive. Don't mess with military women! Just don't.

    • @worlore1651
      @worlore1651 2 года назад +4

      @@camerongunn7906 i cant resist

    • @maj.romuloortiz7832
      @maj.romuloortiz7832 2 года назад +7

      @@worlore1651 Same here something about a woman who can kick-ass is just attractive to me

  • @pcj8029
    @pcj8029 6 месяцев назад +3

    Just itching to abuse her power, but can't find an opening 😂😂😂

  • @cmorr72
    @cmorr72 3 года назад +107

    i love your writers. keep up the good work.

  • @toughbiblepassages9082
    @toughbiblepassages9082 4 месяца назад +6

    thats the content machine girl

  • @gmadman7
    @gmadman7 3 года назад +49

    That’s how you spell down bad 🤣🤣

  • @SurtierWood
    @SurtierWood 2 года назад +72

    I feel so bad for gunny all she wanted was a hormone sandwich

  • @AzrealMaximus
    @AzrealMaximus 3 года назад +16

    I'd let her harass me any way she wants. 🤣 18 years of child support 🤯

  • @jagmaballer65
    @jagmaballer65 Месяц назад

    5:45 Gunny casually still trying to cope a feel was priceless 😂

  • @sledgeandhishammer253
    @sledgeandhishammer253 3 года назад +23

    I think I might join the Marines 😂😂😂

  • @paleamigo8575
    @paleamigo8575 2 года назад +7

    This is awesome! That poor Gunnery Sargent.🤣👍

  • @PugFitNation
    @PugFitNation 3 года назад +6

    4:06 gunny got an itch that needs to be scratched 😆 🤣

  • @rubenrodriguez3164
    @rubenrodriguez3164 2 года назад +2

    Her weak "ok" killed me, I'm floored.

  • @foxtroteightzero3079
    @foxtroteightzero3079 3 года назад +47

    Gold👍👍 I'd love to march into this unit😍

  • @AlexHunter2525
    @AlexHunter2525 7 месяцев назад +5

    Met an LT like that once. She apparently didn't sleep with the guys in her unit but slept with half the guys in Motor T. Shit was crazy

  • @LostPrinceofAll
    @LostPrinceofAll 3 года назад +34

    If they got female sgt like that I would joined today

  • @samsmusichub
    @samsmusichub 3 месяца назад +1

    She tried to convert him to the straight side lol.

  • @mattpavey3062
    @mattpavey3062 3 года назад +38

    They need a mos for this

  • @ReveredDead
    @ReveredDead 2 года назад +11

    She has a fucking portrait of General Mattis in her office. Fucking love it.

  • @TacShooter
    @TacShooter 3 года назад +6

    That first scene was shaping up to be a really hot movie.

  • @Imetalman2000
    @Imetalman2000 7 месяцев назад +3

    I got fired from being class leader in C school by a pregnant Gunny. She was so mean, I use to watch her make her little kids do death hangs on the pull up bar. 😂

  • @spasplash156
    @spasplash156 3 года назад +91

    This is so realistic

    • @tiernanwearen8096
      @tiernanwearen8096 6 месяцев назад

      Is it really this bad? Are jodys still a massive problem

  • @Bozo_Lord
    @Bozo_Lord 2 года назад +3

    “actually gunny…i’m gay” LMFAOOOOOOO SHIT HAS ME ROLLING

  • @Dr_Larken
    @Dr_Larken 2 года назад +42

    This skit was freaking outstanding!

  • @tommyweese5697
    @tommyweese5697 3 месяца назад +1

    Don’t dip your pen in government ink. Don’t dip your pen in government ink. Don’t dip your pen in government ink…

  • @kenibnanak5554
    @kenibnanak5554 3 года назад +77

    It's pretty similar to a lot of the sexual harassment complaints we used to see in the Pentagon. Only the gender is reversed. Disturbing either way.

  • @dualaccumulator
    @dualaccumulator Год назад +1

    Lmao @ the officer telling her to stand in her own room.

  • @cryptikelementz
    @cryptikelementz Год назад +4

    Oh man that Gunny lol. Shit i remember in boot in 03 they had the first female DI's at MCRD San Diego. We had to have sexual harassment and sensitivity training before going phase 2. SDI asks if we had questions. My dumbass goes " Recruit SJ requests permission to speak " 'speak' " is it considered sexual harassment if this recruit has an erection in front of the female drill instructor?" Well I got all the DIs and my platoon laughing. I still got ITed like a mofo for it though.

  • @walter7199
    @walter7199 Год назад +11

    I just feel sorry for the second girl, she reminds me of all the girls I was friends with in college that followed the straight and narrow.

  • @KlintDemetrio
    @KlintDemetrio 3 года назад +11

  • @DanielWShrigley
    @DanielWShrigley 7 месяцев назад +3

    I would have been Gunny’s Pet willingly if I was that kid. 😂