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  • @VETTvchannel
    @VETTvchannel  3 года назад +34

    Watch Devil Docs season 1! Subscribe Now!
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    • @Lil_Boatie
      @Lil_Boatie 3 года назад

      where that second season at??

    • @LucianLopez-cq8hm
      @LucianLopez-cq8hm 15 дней назад

      *HE PUTS HIS HAND ON HIS MOUTH IN SHOCK REALIZES THE BABY IS NOT HIS!!!!!!!! 13:01

  • @swiftsmile
    @swiftsmile 3 года назад +517

    I love how relatable this is, even being an army medic

    • @John-qz2sy
      @John-qz2sy 3 года назад +4

      Exactly what I thought.

    • @guccygoose383
      @guccygoose383 3 года назад +4

      *Laughs in 92G*

    • @1truthbegettingtold275
      @1truthbegettingtold275 3 года назад +3

      I have a cyst right at the top of my butt crack right now. But what could they have represented popping in this video?

    • @docwilson8343
      @docwilson8343 3 года назад

      Agreed!!

    • @John-qz2sy
      @John-qz2sy 3 года назад

      @@1truthbegettingtold275 by the blood… possibly a haemorrhoid lmao

  • @Narrly54
    @Narrly54 3 года назад +358

    Be on the app all day and talk freaky just to not let anybody hit 😂😂

  • @chevalierjd
    @chevalierjd 3 года назад +303

    At 8:38, I know his pain. I had a 500lbs cable coil fall off the back of a 5T truck right onto my foot. Of course, I was wearing my regular boots instead of my steel toes. After my nail turned black and I could barely walk, I finally went to BAS. The Corpsmen there fucked with me like the damned boot Marine that I was, and ripped that freaking dead nail right out by the root. Still brings shivers thinking about it.

    • @benyoung552
      @benyoung552 3 года назад +19

      It might have been a good thing. A friend of mine was wearing steel toes n was standing at the front of a forklift kind of walking with it making sure this big tractor part didn’t fall off. It hit a little bump, fell and landed right on the steel toe part of the boot, but it was so heavy, it smashed it down into his foot almost cutting his foot in half. Broke all his bones across the top of his foot and cut into the top of his foot real bad they had to do all kinds of surgery n stitch it back together. He didn’t lose his foot though, but had to cut the whole boot off and bend the steel back up to even get his foot out to work on it… 500 pounds is a lot. I’m not sure what this tractor part weighed, but had to be at least that or close to it. Glad you’re alright.

    • @jonyemm
      @jonyemm 3 года назад +14

      @@benyoung552 without steel toes there's a good chance his flesh and bone would of been mashed like ground beef. Also, steel toe is becoming a thing of the past. Most quality work boots are a safety composite toe these days. They rebound back, aren't as cold, and aren't conductive.

    • @benyoung552
      @benyoung552 3 года назад +5

      @@jonyemm Oh yeah. True… I guess with the steel toe it was more of a clean cut opposed to being smashed. And those new composite work boots and shoes are great. I have a pair of the shoes because my job Requires a lot of climbing and I love em.

    • @jonyemm
      @jonyemm 3 года назад +4

      @@benyoung552 I think my favorite thing about them is that while working outside throughout the winter my toes aren't freezing cold every though I'm wearing insulated boots. I often used to get tempted to get a non-safety toe pair for the winter just for the warmth. I almost never wear sneakers/shoes. For my day to day activities I like the ankle support provided by a pair of quality tall work boots. Last 4-5 years I've went with a pair of Timberland Pro logger boots. Though my most recent pair I'm not to happy with the lack of longevity.

    • @benyoung552
      @benyoung552 3 года назад +1

      @@jonyemm Yeah man… That’s a fact… The steel will keep your toes frozen!

  • @mikeschmidt4800
    @mikeschmidt4800 3 года назад +196

    One day in the Navy I had a toe nail flopping around only connected at the base. I broke it out in the shop to mess with the pregos and my buddy says let me see that and gets real close. Dude rips it off before I realize what's happening. It was awesome.

    • @Stevie8654
      @Stevie8654 2 года назад +1

      I had a ingrown toenail get removed like they show here. I was out at sea for the first time getting no sleep and cranking. I got a few days off of cranking and it was the greatest.

  • @tonylittle8634
    @tonylittle8634 3 года назад +80

    As a Seabee on deployment, this video is so on point!!

  • @jimmybeavis9185
    @jimmybeavis9185 3 года назад +371

    If you are new to the military, hold off on the marriage and having children. Get your career established, get your sh*t together, build your body, build your bank, get tight with God, and knock out all of your training, college, deployments, and so forth. There is nothing wrong in purchasing a $2K love doll to get you by. Seriously. Marriage is a critical investment and those who choose poorly by thinking with the wrong head will endure long term consequences. The paternity test issue is very common than most people think. There are likely many male soldiers paying child support for children that are not even theirs. If you had a child around the time of deployment, get a paternity test. Fortunately, the family court system is picking up on this dire trend and are requiring paternity tests before a divorce is finalized. Many lawyers are requiring it too. Lastly, just before receiving and opening the paternity results, have someone ready to talk to, especially those going through divorce and feel like they are losing everything.

    • @Jager-gq1bv
      @Jager-gq1bv 3 года назад +15

      No one ever listens to that no one, strippers should be issued at this point to the men and women

    • @MichaelGarcia-me3vf
      @MichaelGarcia-me3vf 2 года назад +19

      Shut your mouth with all of this sound advice, we don’t want it. What we do want is more pay, cheap booze, and an STI free month. Cheers!

    • @sin9037
      @sin9037 2 года назад +7

      @@MichaelGarcia-me3vf boot

    • @albertvitela4379
      @albertvitela4379 2 года назад +4

      Lol that’s not how it works. Say the hot babe comes into your life at any point in the middle of your building your kingdom lol 😂

    • @thehalfricanguy
      @thehalfricanguy Год назад +9

      Is no one else going to mention the sex doll? $2K?! Use your hand - it is free.

  • @VanillaGorilla502
    @VanillaGorilla502 3 года назад +135

    The prefect video while I cook my breakfast burrito.

    • @lifeisa.smalllesson333
      @lifeisa.smalllesson333 3 года назад +5

      I'm literally listening to this as I cook a breakfast burrito!
      Lol

    • @cbaylor0369
      @cbaylor0369 3 года назад +2

      @@lifeisa.smalllesson333 word lol

  • @redhood3253
    @redhood3253 3 года назад +21

    the two fire guys (or whatever their called) are by far the best part of this video in the end lol

  • @wdeemarwdeemar8739
    @wdeemarwdeemar8739 3 года назад +142

    As a Marine who was on the Ike CVN 69 I am offended, but as an RN I completely approve. #conflicted.

    • @Irish381
      @Irish381 3 года назад +1

      Have a sense of humor, it’s a comedy show.

    • @isaiahbirch3769
      @isaiahbirch3769 3 года назад +11

      @@Irish381 He's literally joking dude

    • @jonl1783
      @jonl1783 3 года назад +2

      @@Irish381 *Goose, im going to hit the break and he's going to fly right past us* Thats you.....right over your head.

    • @Irish381
      @Irish381 3 года назад

      @@jonl1783 Ghost Rider the pattern is full,
      Sarcasm ever heard of It? 🤔

    • @ryanbarragan8242
      @ryanbarragan8242 3 года назад

      Bro!! Where you there during operation inherent resolve in 2016?!?!

  • @Irish381
    @Irish381 3 года назад +29

    Only had to report to medical for foot problems and intestinal problems from deployment, but the white board sign is spot on!

  • @cster9261
    @cster9261 2 года назад +15

    When the takie crumbs fell on her lap that shit had me rollin.

  • @Ody21
    @Ody21 3 года назад +80

    I love how funny this is even though I'm a civilian

    • @Theviewerdude
      @Theviewerdude 3 года назад +5

      Same

    • @agoins
      @agoins 2 года назад +4

      I was gonna say the same thing.
      ! I really like this show

  • @Locopueblo
    @Locopueblo 3 года назад +20

    "This guy's following Shamar Moore, The Rock, Donny O'Malley..This guys gay for sure."

  • @hope4ourfallen
    @hope4ourfallen 2 года назад +9

    Bro when I saw him on the counter I fkn Choked laughing 🤣😭🤣🤣
    No nooo Squiiib😂

  • @Humpolot84
    @Humpolot84 3 года назад +11

    HE SAID , "DUDE STOP". LOL GIVE THAT MAN AN AWARD LOL

  • @DrunkenShellback
    @DrunkenShellback 3 месяца назад +2

    I had a butt crack cyst I was working on bust on the bulk head in medical. The pain/relief sigh from the GSM2 was epic😂

  • @anthonyshear2091
    @anthonyshear2091 3 года назад +46

    8:30 the fucking CRUMBS my guy😂

  • @anonymous_end_user
    @anonymous_end_user 3 года назад +16

    The bleeped out curse words add an extra dimension to this film. Noice!

  • @christianeasley767
    @christianeasley767 2 года назад +12

    4:16 i’m eating my midnight chow after midnight---been retired almost 7 years now---and that fire alarm went off and I jumped up and I’m ready to grab all of my kids and evacuate my house!!!!!! I have four fire extinguishers in my home and I was getting ready to jump up and grab the one from underneath my sink… Holy shit!!!!!!! ALARM RED!!!!!

  • @cmorr72
    @cmorr72 3 года назад +8

    Another great episode

  • @mcglubbinfishworth3370
    @mcglubbinfishworth3370 3 года назад +32

    Love how he said that following Donny O’Malley is a gay flag

  • @sheepleslayer586
    @sheepleslayer586 2 года назад +10

    The smile at the end tells me he isn't the father 😏

  • @QuantikoOfficial
    @QuantikoOfficial 2 года назад +5

    4:47 And just like that, Spencer forgot his 5th General Order

  • @chacecleckley4620
    @chacecleckley4620 3 года назад +7

    “Short, sweet, tactful and articulate” - 10:54

  • @CruelTurk
    @CruelTurk 3 месяца назад +1

    you guys really need a fight. This is a military version of The Office.

  • @joshuar6580
    @joshuar6580 8 месяцев назад +4

    Ingrown toenails full removal with digital block, had two of those removed and did a few on others being a medic and incision and drainage on ass. Done some of those too. Very accurate

  • @christianeasley767
    @christianeasley767 2 года назад +10

    HELL YEAH!!!!!! Lil orajel to numb the toe, sharpest cuticle scissors that you can find, cut all the way down to the root, pull it out, hot soapy water, neosporin/ 2 ply piece of sterile TP, BANDAID-- give it a week!!!!! Doctor in 1998, GER/ ALLIED FORCE, trained me up!!!! THANK YOU, SIR!!!!!

  • @jaredfoote30000
    @jaredfoote30000 3 года назад +4

    Super good... I'm so impressed...

  • @zackprice3047
    @zackprice3047 2 года назад +8

    "YOGA, I DO THAT SHIT."

  • @proudtennessean6152
    @proudtennessean6152 3 года назад +5

    That. Was. Awesome.

  • @kyleransom5502
    @kyleransom5502 3 года назад +23

    If I still had my navy uniform I would give it to you guys for more costumes/uniforms

    • @warthy4889
      @warthy4889 Год назад +2

      dont navy corpsman wear marine uniforms when attached to a marine unit ?

    • @billlam7756
      @billlam7756 Год назад +1

      Yes, greenside doc

  • @icarus_FH
    @icarus_FH 3 года назад +7

    Donny O'Malley, yo this guy's gay for sure! Lmao

  • @FINALLYOUTAFTER7
    @FINALLYOUTAFTER7 3 года назад +5

    Accurate on a different level..

  • @ethanmellard2777
    @ethanmellard2777 3 года назад +14

    Things that piss marines off to the max 1.Navy Corpsman 2. Sodexo workers

  • @whatsinthebox5504
    @whatsinthebox5504 3 года назад +2

    What you know about this....thats that balance!

  • @shanemay-gunlogson9575
    @shanemay-gunlogson9575 3 года назад +12

    That ending hot me in the feels...
    Edit:hit (autocorrect)

    • @agamerscoven
      @agamerscoven 7 месяцев назад +1

      If you put a semicolon between hot and me, it would still work 😂.

  • @joshuagoldston3174
    @joshuagoldston3174 6 месяцев назад +1

    love this

  • @christianeasley767
    @christianeasley767 2 года назад +3

    At the end-- said goodbye to my kids 614 times--- NEVER AGAIN!!!!!! 23/22/10 yes old now-- MY WORLD!!!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🫡🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸😓😓😓😓😓😓

  • @jesusuchiha6768
    @jesusuchiha6768 3 года назад +42

    As FMF doc, this HMs are too clean. They are missing more profanity, homosexual vibes, out of rags haircut and mustaches...to name a few. Overall close to the real thing! V24 Rahhhhhhh

    • @jesusuchiha6768
      @jesusuchiha6768 3 года назад

      @@Yammie_Moto671 I guess you don't know what V24 means. Stay safe!

    • @MichaelGarcia-me3vf
      @MichaelGarcia-me3vf 2 года назад

      If you don’t know, you don’t know. Magnificent Bastards out

  • @stevendenton8994
    @stevendenton8994 2 года назад

    I was watching Heartbreak Ridge this morning! It came to me! VetTV feature length film inspired by heartbreak ridge! I know VETTV can do it better!

  • @leohedrick1624
    @leohedrick1624 2 года назад +2

    Where are all my HM4's at? Hahahhahahahhahahaha gald i got my DD214 did all the actual work but zero command involvement

  • @johnfajer7691
    @johnfajer7691 7 часов назад

    Utter genius.

  • @seasickmuffin8451
    @seasickmuffin8451 3 года назад +3

    Look man, you can be straight while having impure thoughts of donny'o'malley, that's one Fine man

  • @mandke23
    @mandke23 4 месяца назад

    11:10 what a transition from his words 🤣

  • @anthonyryan6716
    @anthonyryan6716 Год назад +2

    Dude STOP! LOL

  • @ethanclark9870
    @ethanclark9870 3 года назад +5

    Wish I had a gay friend like that lol I'd be cracking tf up with em🤣🤣

    • @spanningbread
      @spanningbread 3 года назад

      bro im right here 💀💀💀💀

  • @Boogs114
    @Boogs114 2 года назад +3

    😅So glad I went GM, after 3 yrs as a deck seaman⚓

  • @tangoalpha1091
    @tangoalpha1091 3 года назад +13

    I served from 02-12, USAF (2W1X1) and lived such a sheltered life compared to most of you lol... this shit is sick and hilarious!

    • @thecoolnerdplaysvr5674
      @thecoolnerdplaysvr5674 3 года назад +1

      Fellow weapons. What airframe?

    • @tangoalpha1091
      @tangoalpha1091 3 года назад +1

      @@thecoolnerdplaysvr5674 I worked mostly F-16 (all models?) And 2 years experience on F-15/E. Glad I joine and glad I left lol

  • @realplayer9603
    @realplayer9603 2 года назад +6

    "He follows Donny O'Malley...gay for sure"

  • @Jim_Fries
    @Jim_Fries 5 месяцев назад +1

    Pilonidal cyst! That brings back bad memories…

    • @Khemtime
      @Khemtime 4 месяца назад +1

      Got one my first deployment. They used me to let everyone at medical get practice packing gauze in it.

    • @barbaramatthews4735
      @barbaramatthews4735 3 месяца назад

      I was a blue side HM at Camp Lejeune in the 90s. I was so young and inexperienced. That didn't last long.
      I was on an Ortho-Surigical ward. I saw some really nasty pilonidal cysts. I had to do lots of dressing changes. The thing that I remember is that after looking at their nasty ass, they still flirted. Eww, no.
      Most of the female HMs worked at the hospital back then. There weren't many FMF females because most were Infantry Marines. There were a few support women Marines.
      Most active duty women on base were Navy. 1992-1994.

  • @kenkratman6447
    @kenkratman6447 3 года назад +2

    Yeah. Pretty correct. Semper Fi!

  • @rustinfox6762
    @rustinfox6762 3 года назад +2

    Wait wait these are on RUclips now?... How?! Lol such a great show though

  • @markcusjohns1894
    @markcusjohns1894 3 месяца назад

    This skit was funny af!!!!!! Squibb is just as hot too!

  • @marz2thestarz
    @marz2thestarz 3 года назад

    This is high quality

  • @nicholast593
    @nicholast593 17 дней назад

    One thing feeds to another

  • @Cryptum-MODE
    @Cryptum-MODE 3 месяца назад

    Phone/App addiction is a menace even in my country India.

  • @rodzerick
    @rodzerick 7 месяцев назад

    i have no words

  • @tokiburoak7457
    @tokiburoak7457 4 месяца назад

    I love this show.

  • @masteroverincompetents7915
    @masteroverincompetents7915 3 года назад +2

    Sucks using this in Oki, that's for damn sure

  • @zen_1371
    @zen_1371 5 месяцев назад

    Bro i used to be stationed at 7th ESB 🤣 that's wild af

  • @Mael-k1l
    @Mael-k1l 2 месяца назад

    Dammit Laughing My Azz Off. Beautiful Jarheads 🏴‍☠️

  • @aprilgeneric8027
    @aprilgeneric8027 3 года назад +2

    4:55 OKAY THERE cARLY rAE jEPSON

  • @ddooodddoo
    @ddooodddoo 3 года назад +6

    Seeing videos like this make me wish I wasn't banned from tinder

  • @samiel992
    @samiel992 4 месяца назад

    This makes greenside corpsman life look fun as fuk

  • @samhianblackmoon
    @samhianblackmoon 2 года назад

    Them Takis tho👊🏽😆

  • @StormySky48
    @StormySky48 3 года назад +10

    So what is that envelope that guys freaking out about?

    • @tommyblackwell3760
      @tommyblackwell3760 3 года назад +10

      Paternity test results

    • @StormySky48
      @StormySky48 3 года назад +4

      @@tommyblackwell3760 so he was worried about if the child was his or not?
      No soldiers would not want to be the father but being that he's gay....

    • @TraceyAllen
      @TraceyAllen 3 года назад

      @@StormySky48 that was the guy with hair. Not him.

    • @mikeluna4637
      @mikeluna4637 2 года назад

      He said something about a PCS. So I thought maybe he was debating about doing a remote and leaving his fam for a year or two, since he was so sentimental about his baby. So brown envelope might have been orders?

    • @mikeluna4637
      @mikeluna4637 2 года назад

      Maybe I'm just thinking too deep.

  • @revbr4v087
    @revbr4v087 3 года назад

    so great

  • @pakmatherdiverb
    @pakmatherdiverb 10 месяцев назад +7

    Having my toenails removed was one of the best decisions i ever made
    No one needs toenails
    Dragging a deflatable one day barefoot it caught on my big toenail ripping it almost completely off, i just grabbed it and yanked the rest of the way off and toss into the water “dont need that anymore”
    It grew back all fucked up, leading to more constant pain….
    Eventually i had both big toe and both middle toenails removed
    For sure the right call

  • @WrenSands
    @WrenSands Месяц назад

    0:42 hi Donny

  • @billlawrence8520
    @billlawrence8520 8 месяцев назад

    I’m in love with Squib.

  • @astromos1373
    @astromos1373 3 года назад

    I'm getting a subscription as soon as I got enough moolah

  • @Norðmaður
    @Norðmaður 3 месяца назад

    11:07 - lol

  • @johnfajer7691
    @johnfajer7691 7 часов назад

    "Comin at yo mama with all the swagger and all the pizazz that she never had with your daddy."

  • @BG-gx3cf
    @BG-gx3cf 2 года назад +1

    Lol is that Thad from blue mountain state

  • @thesonofno1
    @thesonofno1 3 года назад +2

    Lol 7th ESB was my unit

  • @thomaspeers3304
    @thomaspeers3304 3 года назад

    Shockingly similar in the RN LOL

  • @jdilly8882
    @jdilly8882 3 года назад +4

    I thought only marines used Marpat

    • @spanningbread
      @spanningbread 3 года назад +2

      Navy corpsmen are basically marines.

  • @amberinthebox4462
    @amberinthebox4462 6 месяцев назад

    Them making the video. Holy fk lmfao

  • @artolix6412
    @artolix6412 4 месяца назад

    Yo that's my old unit's BAS! 7th ESB.

  • @BravoCompany-09
    @BravoCompany-09 10 месяцев назад

    The takis medics 👌

  • @nestorgarcia6439
    @nestorgarcia6439 4 месяца назад

    what was that letter bald dude was opening at the end? Paternity Test? Rank up?

  • @illegalimmigrant1744
    @illegalimmigrant1744 3 года назад

    Seaman recruit, I am, funny part I’m going in as hospital corpsman

  • @primafacie5029
    @primafacie5029 3 года назад +11

    This was a good show. Scrubs-esc

  • @ninkd0311
    @ninkd0311 3 года назад +3

    This a documentary about my BAS right

  • @hawghawg381
    @hawghawg381 3 года назад

    She arm bared it. Love.

  • @SeanMcUSMC
    @SeanMcUSMC 8 месяцев назад

    7th ESB! Hell yes!

  • @Jonathan-hz4yg
    @Jonathan-hz4yg 7 месяцев назад

    Only in the Navy lol 😂

  • @IPvChris
    @IPvChris 4 месяца назад

    5:14 😂

  • @DIYprojects66
    @DIYprojects66 3 года назад +1

    Lmao, it’s so funny

  • @yuvanbaldwinew9282
    @yuvanbaldwinew9282 2 года назад

    This is so funny dam..👍

  • @user-su9fh6ct4d
    @user-su9fh6ct4d 3 года назад

    YOGA: I DO THAT SHIT

  • @mikeschmidt4800
    @mikeschmidt4800 3 года назад

    I took a shit this late morning. I feel better now.

  • @jamesbacon5690
    @jamesbacon5690 3 года назад +7

    Pure fiction. Navy corpsmen getting laid??

  • @irishsamurai9008
    @irishsamurai9008 9 месяцев назад +2

    Okinawa was my first post with females

  • @kwdoug
    @kwdoug 3 года назад

    Quad zero. Truth

  • @teandbiscuits00
    @teandbiscuits00 3 года назад +2

    wait why is the navy wearing woodlands?

    • @spanningbread
      @spanningbread 3 года назад +2

      Navy Corpsmen get issued the same uniforms as enlisted and officer marines.

    • @Xavieus
      @Xavieus 3 года назад +2

      @@spanningbread only greenside corpsmen. Meaning the docs that get the pleasure of being the marines medical staff

  • @HopelessUtahFan
    @HopelessUtahFan 2 года назад

    fuck yea this was my 1 year on base

  • @MrStaybrown
    @MrStaybrown 9 месяцев назад

    7th ESB?🤣

  • @chrisblanton1087
    @chrisblanton1087 16 дней назад

    What is the docs rank or is that his title? Navy rank confuses the shit out of me