Will always remember this. When I was a kid I did Karate, one of my fellow students asked what to do if they have a knife, the teacher told us that if you can't run (always the best option) is to aim for the wrist, block as fast and as hard as you can. I asked what to do if they have a gun, he looked at us seriously and said "you do exactly what they tell you to do".
Teaching that it's not a good decision to be the tough guy on someone who's got a upper hand on you, to value your life over your ego, is something honorable. Props for the dude, good lesson
@@got_rats Yeah, you run two risks. Either the person will POSSIBLY kill you after you obey them or you ABSOLUTELY get killed trying to disarm them. Sometimes just doing nothing is the safer option.
nah in close quarters you should def feel more scared of a guy with a knife - have you ever seen a true knife attack? you cannot stop the flurry of stabs a person can throw at you - you must run if you wish to live unless you can shoot dead first
he's that typa guy who would stop the shooter saying "wait wait this isn't how I showed it to millions of people! You can't just shoot me if I even raise my finger!" Bros probably imagined himself in a badass scene where he whoops a beating, only to wake up soon after
@@gabrielboorom2683 yes....I am currently typing with the gaps of my teeth together... I let a rabid dog take my useless hands away......I would pet him but......yeah
He's literally that guy who imagine countless scenarios where he is the ultimate badass but would be the first to get hurt if any of those actually happened.
@@gabrieleporru4443 true except most people don't pretend they're professionals and don't try to convince others those techniques are actually gonna work
@@legendnodensetsu8423 oh yeah on that I absolutely agree. He's an idiot for that, especially if he explicitly markets his work as effective in probable/realistical situations
@@firstnamelastname7298 that one is easy you do the cross split duck money we by sprinting at them and then ducking while reaching up for their gun disarming them
@@lockerbuddy2039 All you have to do is install an Elon musk brain chip somewhere else in your body before the fight, then if you get headshotted you have backup.
Dale: "If you're in a crashing plane without a parachute, collect 10 birds on the way down. Biomechanics will kick in and they will carry you to safety"
Disarming _might_ work if the attacker never had the intention to kill you in the first place. Most of the time, they're only pointing a gun at you for monetary reasons. If you comply, then both of you will most likely go back home without a scratch. They don't actually want to kill someone and get life in prison. If you make a sudden move and try to disarm them, you're basically forcing _their_ fight or flight response. They'd either freak out and run (you may or may not successfully disarm them) or they might panic and shoot you instead. Personally, I'd just comply unless I know with high certainty that the attackers genuinely want to kill me. In that case, fighting for control over their gun would probably give me better odds than just running away since they could just shoot me in the back.
Did martial arts for 11 years was trained in knife and gun defense. First I was taught: don’t do anything of these defensive techniques unless you absolutely think you or someone around you will die. I don’t like how he is demonstrating this as a “life saving tip” when the real life saving tip is just give them your wallet or money. Not worth risking your life for a $60 and a wallet.
If im not mistaken, wouldn't the gun still go off if pressed against because isnt the recoil of the slide ony for extraction and not the firing process, now idk about weather that would affect if pulled in, ik if its pulled back it can't shoot but held forwards i don't think it would work
@@jasoncp3257 the slide both ejects rounds and chambers rounds, also if it is pushed back it will also push the hammer just a tiny bit but makes it so the gun wont fire. I actually tested it on my airsoft gun and it did cause the gun to not fire but the chances of someone literally pushing a gun into your chest holding you at gunpoint is pretty unlikely so
My brother in the army says getting shot isn't like it is in the movies, and what really happens is the bullet just goes in without knocking you over, and adrenaline hides the pain for a bit and actually does give you a massive boost of strength, so people who shoot and don't finish the job actually do often get rushed. He's never been personally shot so I can't totally verify but I think that can check out. Regardless, being shot doesn't always immediately ground a person. I've also heard there was a guy who got stabbed enough to die in a bar fight, and he finished it up and drank his beer because he didn't realize it happened. I personally once slammed my face and knee into the street trying to make it to school on time, leading to a gushing gash and really painful ankle stiffness for days, but in that short time before it thinned out I ran a track field's distance feeling nothing.
The hold at 7:35 is something you are tought in most self-defense classes. It does work, but not the way he shows. I did practise this with quite a few people. If someone really strong is holding against you, you have the advantage of what he calls "biomechanics" even though it's literally just leverage against the thumbs, but if they really hold you it won't be that fast, unless they are way weaker than you.
“If you’ve been shot, first thing is do not panic. Second thing is you should be happy because his turn is over and now we can go counter his move by shooting him back multiple times”
After you have been shot, take some time to reflect. Why did they shoot you? Who are they? Maybe they were right to shoot you. Maybe you should take the gun and shoot yourself, after all it's a bit rude that some stranger has to do it for you. Maybe they would be getting more pleasure out of shooting you than your displeasure of being shot, so overall, the world is happier.
The two best self defense techniques I was taught are these 1. Cardio, they can't fightyou if you they can't catch you 2. Talk to them about themselves. Redirecting verbally is a scientifically proven and highly effective method to disarm a situation. It is the standard method used by Negotiators to de-escalate hostage situations.
@@marinefart9082 Takes 0.5 seconds to pull a trigger. Takes 15 minutes on average in the US for the cops to respond to an emergency. Takes me 5 months to reply. Sorry brother I doubt anyone putting a gun to your face is gonna let you call the cops first.
“If you’ve been shot, no problem. Just take the gun and shoot him back. What’s he going to do? Take the gun and shoot you again? He’s been shot, he can’t.” The logic checks for me.
*Gets choked against the wall* “So if you’re in this position, you wanna... damn Gerald that’s kind of tight... bro chill!... god... damn...” *He dies for views, and Gerald takes over the channel*
In my head I've constructed a scenario where both the assailant and defender have watched the Knife Releases video and just expertly pull one technique after another on each other, stealing the knife back and forth in a stalemate like Speed O' Sound Sonic and Genos supersonic dashing behind each other
Charlie clearly does not understand that when you get shot, the person shooting is now minus on hit and you have the frame advantage allowing for a full combo punish
At first I thought these was meant to be tips if you didn't want to fight (to avoid getting the same punishment as the bullies at school), but then I realize the other person was holding a gun
“Also, remember, when a man is adrenalized and wants to kill you, he may want to shoot you but if you grab his hands he will freely let you manipulate the gun and give up. He won’t punch you out with his opposite hand or kick you or grab another weapon nor will he head butt you a knock you out. Biomechanics will come in and he will just fold and die. It’s that simple.”
@@gavinhayes5442 well the idea is that you’re blocking the firing mechanism by pushing the slide back, so the gun won’t fire when he pulls the trigger. still bullshit obviously but that aspect is technically true
I have extremely limited experience with any form of self defense, and what I know was taught by an old military friend, not a professional trainer. So with that said, even though I basically have zero experience in this field, none of this makes any sense to me. It feels like something you’d see in a cartoon.
@@redmist6630 the sad part is Dale isnt a cop. Cops also get better training than this. At least cops understand that guns can be used from further than CQC range
"The hand is not made to hold anything very well" This guy really is a biomechanic, he knows that hands were really only meant to help people finger-count
Yeah that is total BS. Why does he think a glass being held in your hand isn't going to immediately fall down and shatter on the floor...because we superglue our palms to the glass or what?
It's easy to make fun of but I think the idea is that they're not made to be this vice-like unbreakable. Obviously meant to hold things, but technically all these things he does here DO work. Would I recommend them in a real life situation? Probably not unless you had literally 0 other options
3:45 although this would TECHNICALLY work ( i just tried it on my self with a wood knife), it would be extremely difficult to pull this off in a real situation. the other person isn't going to stand there and wait for you to finish. you'd have to have a combination of extreme luck and extreme training to get a hold of that knife. someone tries this he first time, they're holding the knife with their insides.
(6:45) This probably works if you somehow do manage to grab the gun like that and don't get shot before you can push. The gun's barrel acts as a lever that helps you create torque when pushing it, so I don't think it would be that easy to prevent the barrel from being redirected just by gripping the handle tighter
@@o_ver2.094 Being kicked in the nuts automatically makes someone drop to the ground in tremendous pain. You think he’s just gunna keep shooting or stabbing after the most fragile part of his body is kicked with one of the strongest limbs someone has?
@@loganxavier nuts are not off switches, its not like a headshot wound ffs, in such a scenario it will just piss the dude off and have any StOPpİNg PoWeR
I’ve been shot, the first thing to do is try to control/stop the bleeding if possible before you pass/bleed out. Then get to a hospital and hope they have a trauma unit, if they don’t you might have to drive 250 miles to one that does. That was a long day. 5 hours of surgery and 3 hours of driving with a GSW is exhausting not to mention the pain.
The choked against a wall is actually the closest to real advice. Eyes, throat, groin. Always aim for those areas if you're trying to fend off an attacker. But once you're free, always make the most noise possible and head towards a crowded/safe location. Or just call the Vipers
charlie has a good point about punching instead of pushing, if your in a life or death situation you wouldn’t be caring about the attackers safety or how much pain there going through- you’d be caring about yourself. it makes more sense to be punching, kicked, ripping, biting, and being more violent. unless your doctor strange and can stop time and push yourself away.
When things were at their very worst: 2 Suns, Cross in the sky, 2 comets will collide = don`t be afraid - repent, accept Lord`s Hand of Mercy. Scientists will say it was a global illusion. Beware - Jesus will never walk in flesh again. After WW3 - rise of the “ man of peace“ from the East = Antichrist - the most powerful, popular, charismatic and influential leader of all time. Many miracles will be attributed to him. He will imitate Jesus in every conceivable way. Don`t trust „pope“ Francis = the False Prophet - will seem to rise from the dead - will unite all Christian Churches and all Religions as one. One World Religion = the seat of the Antichrist. Benedict XVI is the last true pope - will be accused of a crime of which he is totally innocent. "Many events, including ecological upheavals, wars, the schism in My Church on Earth, the dictatorships in each of your nations - bound as one, at its very core - will all take place at the same time." "Arab uprising will spark global unrest - Italy will trigger fall out" The Book of Truth
Guys opposable thumbs weren't made to hold things, you just don't understand his genius. He clearly double majored in evolutionary biology and physiology. Paul Blart's wisdom is limitless you simply aren't on his level 😔 👊
I took self defense classes for years, and I can say with absolute certainty that following his advice will get you killed. all of his videos are based around a stagnant attacker, and once you're in a situation where the attacker is moving and aggressive the people who used these videos as their only resource are going to panic and freeze up. it's why we taught techniques and practiced them with the other person actively striking out, so we are prepared for many different scenarios and can do the movements without much thought. that time you take to consider your options may be the difference between surviving or dying
And you think the criminal is smart or trained? Usually the criminal is a moron and/or desperate. They're not calm and collected, their heart is racing just as much. They are just as likely to fuck up when something unplanned happens as the victim. The criminals in these situations are very unlikely to be trained assassins. It's likely going to be some jackass with a gun that is just as flawed and untrained as you. But you are correct, basing your entire self defence training around protecting against only one type of attack is dangerous. If you truly want to know how to defend yourself you need to know how to do so in many different types of situations. Most of the time your best bet is to just gtfo lol.
Honestly, Charlie's advice of taking the attacker's gun and "transmogrifying it into a bigger gun" is more useful than anything the dude in the video said
"The hand is not meant to hold anything very well" I don't want to discredit this man when he's clearly a genius but I'm pretty sure that's the only reason we have hands
If you go to the actual video, down in the comments people are pointing out what a stupid statement that is and he's literally debating them in the comments emphasizing the "very well" part of the statement as though they're taking him out of context and this slight distinction makes him right.
he actually says the opposite: he says “the hands are literally meant to hold things, thats why we evolved to have these meaty things in the first place”
The thing is, technically, he is correct about the mechanics of his “tactics”. The main problem is that this type of stuff only works in training situations, where everything is controlled and the aggressor is just standing there not resisting your “defense”. In a real life self defense situation, these “tactics” absolutely will get you seriously injured or killed 99.99% of the time. Your possessions can be replaced, your life cannot. Just comply and continue living. If you survive the encounter, you have won. Most (not all) assailants don’t want to kill you, they just want something from you. If they wanted to kill you they would just kill you immediately, not “hold you up”. If you are going to fight back, these “ninja” moves are useless. You have to be ruthless and willing to do ruthless things. No thumb breaks or pressure points. You need to gouge out eyes, rip out groins, rip out throats, etc.
But he is right, It's made to grip and realise light things. If you have good lever and use your core strength, you can break grip very easy. It's basic wrestling knowledge. Charlie is kinda clownish in this clip.
I like how all you have to do is yell "stop!" at a child abductor for them to stop and they just back up throwing their hands up and give up. Very useful information.
@@lockerbuddy2039 "you have any friends who got kids, because i can go for them inste- oh you don't? Well man that sucks...where else am i gonna find a child to abduct
I wonder what kind of person would try to abduct the child while their parents are present? They will either wait for child to be alone, or there will be multiple people coming to you and in that case you can't do anything
That's the big issue with videos like these, once the bad guys learn them, after you disarm them, you get caught into an infinite loop of them disarming you and then you disarming them, it really needs a patch
"The hand is not made to hold anything... very well." Fun fact, the almost exclusive evolutionary purpose of our hands is to hold things. Edit: I just watched 5 seconds further into the video and am so happy with what Charlie said
That one actually has a grain of truth. Specifically, working against the thumb (weak, isolated, and almost necessary for simple grips) is normal. He just can’t word for shit. He could have simply just said that the thumb has a weakness or some simple shit like that.
Major hole in our protagonist’s plot armor: Guns can be fired even when they’re not pressed in our center of biomechanics. Instead of this training, I’ll just carry around my tactical Moby Huge. Nobody will try to rob you if you’re carrying one of those around, the fear is too great
@FURRY GAYMERS AGAINIST TRUMP banning guns wouldn't do anything to the stats of gun related crimes, so technically you'd still be at the threat of being killed with a gun. But that would mean that you don't have the option to defend yourself with a gun.
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I always shoot myself before a fight, increasing my power level and ensuring I cannot be shot a second time
Lmao
Lmao
this sounds like persona 3
Caught me off guard lmao 😂
that made me chuckle. thanks :)
The logic of attackers using guns exclusively as melee weapons is the funniest part.
Using a sniper rifle as a melee weapon.
I have no bullet, but I must kill.
If warzone players were murders🤣🤣🤣
Red mage is a G
I mean have you seen the movies. Maybe that's where they got their inspiration from xD
Will always remember this.
When I was a kid I did Karate, one of my fellow students asked what to do if they have a knife, the teacher told us that if you can't run (always the best option) is to aim for the wrist, block as fast and as hard as you can.
I asked what to do if they have a gun, he looked at us seriously and said "you do exactly what they tell you to do".
Teaching that it's not a good decision to be the tough guy on someone who's got a upper hand on you, to value your life over your ego, is something honorable. Props for the dude, good lesson
@@got_rats Yeah, you run two risks. Either the person will POSSIBLY kill you after you obey them or you ABSOLUTELY get killed trying to disarm them. Sometimes just doing nothing is the safer option.
Anyone who’s ego is so fragile that they are willing to effectively commit suicide rather than give someone their wallet and bruise it is pathetic
Hello fellow god of war lover. Just noticed your pfp is Atreus and wanted to wish you a happy upcoming ragnarok
nah in close quarters you should def feel more scared of a guy with a knife - have you ever seen a true knife attack? you cannot stop the flurry of stabs a person can throw at you - you must run if you wish to live unless you can shoot dead first
I can just imagine Dale in a hostage situation and as he's disarming, he's also explaining how it's done and what's happening.
he's that typa guy who would stop the shooter saying "wait wait this isn't how I showed it to millions of people! You can't just shoot me if I even raise my finger!"
Bros probably imagined himself in a badass scene where he whoops a beating, only to wake up soon after
While the other guy just stands there
At the end, he scolds his attacker with "See, the hand is *not* meant to hold things very well!"
This guy was trained by Steven Seagal, wasn't he?
"Did you see that? That's because I grabbed his thumb and the weapon slipped out of his hand because hands are NOT made to hold ANYTHING"
Can’t wait to find an attacker who also watched the “what to do when shot” video. We just stand there trading shots and stealing the gun
But after both of you have been shot 5 times in the chest there’s no longer bullets in the gun… what then? Then you start poking them in the eye.
@@FishoD pull out the knife, stand, and wait to be disarmed
@@FishoD For all you know they have an AK with a banana mag, in that case you can go back-and-forth about 45 times.
@@DennisHeenan Ooh! Sounds fun!
Wtf did I walk in to
Guy: has a knife
Me: reaches for knife
Guy: *moves*
Me: fuck
facts.
Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣
Me: Hey! It's not the end of my turn yet!
Hotel:trivago
Hey, that’s illegal!
"The hand is not made to hold anything very well"
Ah, I see, better to use my ass then.
It works with dicks why not firearms!
-*famous last words*
I'll use my small toe on my left foot
"In fact, just amputate those hands now, they're worthless..."
@@gabrielboorom2683 yes....I am currently typing with the gaps of my teeth together... I let a rabid dog take my useless hands away......I would pet him but......yeah
@@iasked4692
Awesome! High fi- uh, good job.👍
If someone aims a gun at you, just say that you don't want them to. They legally cannot aim at you without your consent.
He's literally that guy who imagine countless scenarios where he is the ultimate badass but would be the first to get hurt if any of those actually happened.
It's a common character in movies/shows/games for a reason 🤣
He has main character syndrome in a world without one
Isn't that all of us, in a way
@@gabrieleporru4443 true except most people don't pretend they're professionals and don't try to convince others those techniques are actually gonna work
@@legendnodensetsu8423 oh yeah on that I absolutely agree. He's an idiot for that, especially if he explicitly markets his work as effective in probable/realistical situations
His whole self defense strategy crumbles the moment he faces a man with decent grip strength
his whole defence strategy is literally non existent the moment the dude with a gun is 1 feet away
@@firstnamelastname7298 that one is easy you do the cross split duck money we by sprinting at them and then ducking while reaching up for their gun disarming them
if i have the weapon i would get myself far from the target to a point the target couldn't reach me with his arm
That or a revolver
Or someone who doesn't stand still
“The only thing worse than getting shot is getting shot again, repeatedly”
-Dale
*gets shot in the head*
Dale: "Well..."
@@lockerbuddy2039 All you have to do is install an Elon musk brain chip somewhere else in your body before the fight, then if you get headshotted you have backup.
@@lockerbuddy2039 it'd still be worse a second time.
@@sydssolanumsamsys well if you already dead it wont make much of a difference
He's actually a guy from an alternate universe, where people evolved to not hold shit
But if that's the case, how is he so able to use his hands 🤔🤣
Dale: "If you're in a crashing plane without a parachute, collect 10 birds on the way down. Biomechanics will kick in and they will carry you to safety"
It's always those biomechanics lmao
🤣🤣🤣
Collect 10 birds lmaooo
*Mission update: collect 10 birds and return to Dale.*
If you're stuck at sea do dory whale sounds and wait for a friendly whale to swallow you and drop you off to safety
Dale: “If you’re ever drowning just drink all the water”
lol
Best comment lol.
Sigma male Dale
If your homeless just buy a house
@@pippypiper8353 ↖️ Pippys
Disarming _might_ work if the attacker never had the intention to kill you in the first place. Most of the time, they're only pointing a gun at you for monetary reasons. If you comply, then both of you will most likely go back home without a scratch. They don't actually want to kill someone and get life in prison. If you make a sudden move and try to disarm them, you're basically forcing _their_ fight or flight response. They'd either freak out and run (you may or may not successfully disarm them) or they might panic and shoot you instead. Personally, I'd just comply unless I know with high certainty that the attackers genuinely want to kill me. In that case, fighting for control over their gun would probably give me better odds than just running away since they could just shoot me in the back.
underrated comment
I mean, Dale himself did say that this is last resort stuff, nothing is worth more than your life
Or they shoot because they were scared the person they are trying to rob does something but never had intention to shoot
11:06
"Do you know what to do if you're being choked against the wall? Moan"
Holy fuck, the confidence in his voice almoast made me shit myself
And it would work if you do it loud enough.
I mean you might be able to startle them for a second
He’s the type of person to say, “if you are having a asthma attack, just breathe”
m.ruclips.net/video/3_BGkdIiOTg/видео.html
He's like "Stop letting asthma attack you, pussy"
Just don't die 4head
Slash your lungs to let air in
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Dale: "If you're dying, just stop. Don't die."
"Because what's worse than dying ? dying twice"
@@airpls2822 lmao
“Stop. Get some help” -👨🏾✈️
"If you're ever on fire, just get off of it. That way, you can put the fire on you instead of you being on fire, giving you the advantage".
@@bornofstardust5910 this is known as tactical fire displacement, it’s actually banned in the Geneva Convention from how good it is
A kid with a plastic knife : exists
Charlie: "I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye!"
Is Charlie Spider-Man?
@@xipperz5183 *Bully Maguire
Charlie would be a menace on every playground.
Did martial arts for 11 years was trained in knife and gun defense. First I was taught: don’t do anything of these defensive techniques unless you absolutely think you or someone around you will die. I don’t like how he is demonstrating this as a “life saving tip” when the real life saving tip is just give them your wallet or money. Not worth risking your life for a $60 and a wallet.
No you weren't.
I agree. Getting shot more than once is definitely worse than just being shot once.
Hey! Good to see you here
TBYS commenting on one of charlies videos is the crossover i didnt know i needed
Ask 50Cent how that felt
@@mattman1684 How many times did he get shot? NINE TIMES nine times ninetimes?
I wonder if you thought before you came up with this comment.
guy: "just push the gun into your chest"
the dude with a revolver:
The dude using a gun at its actual effective range:
The guy with any level of reaction at all
"Pop"
Guys organs-
If im not mistaken, wouldn't the gun still go off if pressed against because isnt the recoil of the slide ony for extraction and not the firing process, now idk about weather that would affect if pulled in, ik if its pulled back it can't shoot but held forwards i don't think it would work
@@jasoncp3257 the slide both ejects rounds and chambers rounds, also if it is pushed back it will also push the hammer just a tiny bit but makes it so the gun wont fire. I actually tested it on my airsoft gun and it did cause the gun to not fire but the chances of someone literally pushing a gun into your chest holding you at gunpoint is pretty unlikely so
"Nobody shoots me except me" is actually a really good line
"the only thing worse than getting shot, is getting shot by someone else." - Dale
I wouldn't even know how to breath with a loaded gun in my chest.
m.ruclips.net/video/3_BGkdIiOTg/видео.html H
Wuss
@@Sianostrakarenrenren ???anyone would freak out with a gun pointed to their chest lmao
@@ayzthetic2217 not me
@@ayzthetic2217 not Sianostrakarenrenren, he's the toughest guy around
The best advice into getting into a fight is to press X to punch
I look
Just like deji
Better advice, press x to not die
😐
Or just change the difficulty
damn these bots
My brother in the army says getting shot isn't like it is in the movies, and what really happens is the bullet just goes in without knocking you over, and adrenaline hides the pain for a bit and actually does give you a massive boost of strength, so people who shoot and don't finish the job actually do often get rushed. He's never been personally shot so I can't totally verify but I think that can check out. Regardless, being shot doesn't always immediately ground a person. I've also heard there was a guy who got stabbed enough to die in a bar fight, and he finished it up and drank his beer because he didn't realize it happened. I personally once slammed my face and knee into the street trying to make it to school on time, leading to a gushing gash and really painful ankle stiffness for days, but in that short time before it thinned out I ran a track field's distance feeling nothing.
The hold at 7:35 is something you are tought in most self-defense classes.
It does work, but not the way he shows. I did practise this with quite a few people. If someone really strong is holding against you, you have the advantage of what he calls "biomechanics" even though it's literally just leverage against the thumbs, but if they really hold you it won't be that fast, unless they are way weaker than you.
“If you’ve been shot, first thing is do not panic. Second thing is you should be happy because his turn is over and now we can go counter his move by shooting him back multiple times”
Chaos Approved!™️
Next turn limit break
I've been working on that myself - whenever I'm shot, I take a moment, collect myself, do some meditation, and then I'm ready to face the day again.
After you have been shot, take some time to reflect. Why did they shoot you? Who are they? Maybe they were right to shoot you. Maybe you should take the gun and shoot yourself, after all it's a bit rude that some stranger has to do it for you.
Maybe they would be getting more pleasure out of shooting you than your displeasure of being shot, so overall, the world is happier.
"You've triggered my trap card!" 😈
These strategies are all very useful if you’ve been sucked into a turn based squad tactics rpg.
Don’t forget to press ‘end turn’ after you used all your action points.
Or when you're attacked by a person with 3 fingers each hands
Or when you know you are gonna die, so atleast you have a tiny chance
You mean like the most ambitious project of all time, the best game RAID SHADOW LEGENDS??
@@ddenozor A neat trick is to just pull a Sans until the police arrive.
"That's because the hands are not made to hold anything very well." bro im dying laughing
The two best self defense techniques I was taught are these
1. Cardio, they can't fightyou if you they can't catch you
2. Talk to them about themselves. Redirecting verbally is a scientifically proven and highly effective method to disarm a situation. It is the standard method used by Negotiators to de-escalate hostage situations.
Or call the police
@@marinefart9082 Takes 0.5 seconds to pull a trigger. Takes 15 minutes on average in the US for the cops to respond to an emergency. Takes me 5 months to reply. Sorry brother I doubt anyone putting a gun to your face is gonna let you call the cops first.
“If you’ve been shot, no problem. Just take the gun and shoot him back. What’s he going to do? Take the gun and shoot you again? He’s been shot, he can’t.”
The logic checks for me.
Man really thinks plot armor exists in real life.
That logic is bulletproof
@@cranberryjuice3469 if only his chest was like his logic
To be fair if your adrenaline is up you could fight back
@@karlbjerke133 why would only one person's adrenaline be up in a situation like that
Dale really gives off that “I’m not locked in here with you. You’re locked in here with me!” energy
m.ruclips.net/video/3_BGkdIiOTg/видео.html Nj
"If you think this bullet will stop me, then you have another thing coming."
-Dave the Security Guard
Oh yes
@claris wkwk bro these fucking bots get worse and worse everyday charlie should ban them or sum
@@helpiambeingheldhostage1818 we are reporting but youtube just doesn't care . Charlie should ban these clowns
4:57 bro why do that complicated shit just bite the guy
*Gets choked against the wall*
“So if you’re in this position, you wanna... damn Gerald that’s kind of tight... bro chill!... god... damn...”
*He dies for views, and Gerald takes over the channel*
In my head I've constructed a scenario where both the assailant and defender have watched the Knife Releases video and just expertly pull one technique after another on each other, stealing the knife back and forth in a stalemate like Speed O' Sound Sonic and Genos supersonic dashing behind each other
I'm pretty sure the whole thing in OG wrestling was to always have a counter to every hold so this is basically the less-homoerotic modern-day reboot.
I commend your mind
@@finalbossdoge3466 I approve your commendment
@@magicianwizard4294 I've been looking forward to this
Lol this is hilarious
Lightning never strikes twice. This means he physically and legally can't shoot you a second time, leaving you with the advantage
Bur what if he shoots you in the head Fallout NV style?
if he doesn't shoot you again within 15 seconds you're legally allowed to leave
If you get shot by lightning once the chances of you getting shot by lightning again are increased
Which is where we get the saying, "Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice...you can't fool me again!"
That sounds like an unfair skill. needs to get nerfed
13:25
How to break your phone on your attacker's head and only really piss them off further
7:00 that works u can try it but there is a high chance that u will get shoot if u try it but as a last resort is an option i guess
Charlie clearly does not understand that when you get shot, the person shooting is now minus on hit and you have the frame advantage allowing for a full combo punish
But be careful, your assailant might know some 0 to death combos.
#ComboBreaker
Counter breaker!!!!
just parry the projectile
I love this comment
"If they're a child I'd just throw sand in their face and push them over"
Well said Charlie. Well said.
Let's hope it's anakin
@Bruh Bruh just bruh
"You're talking a lot of shit for someone with same height as a child."
Sorry for the bad English.
he's fighting with people of his size bro.. show some respect 😔
(jk btw)
@@Raven_X16 Clearly, not a fan. He is EASILY 6'7".
6:25
What did you say punk?
BIG MEATY CLAWS
At first I thought these was meant to be tips if you didn't want to fight (to avoid getting the same punishment as the bullies at school), but then I realize the other person was holding a gun
“Also, remember, when a man is adrenalized and wants to kill you, he may want to shoot you but if you grab his hands he will freely let you manipulate the gun and give up. He won’t punch you out with his opposite hand or kick you or grab another weapon nor will he head butt you a knock you out. Biomechanics will come in and he will just fold and die. It’s that simple.”
Grab his thumbs and he will just instantly biodegrade on the spot, no questions asked, biomechanics at it's finest
Dont forget, hands are not made to hold onto things, only to clean your ears and type on keyboards
also, its a fucking gun he can just pull the trigger as you attempt to grab the barrel and youre dead
Loool
@@gavinhayes5442 well the idea is that you’re blocking the firing mechanism by pushing the slide back, so the gun won’t fire when he pulls the trigger. still bullshit obviously but that aspect is technically true
Dale has that “We are surrounded!” “Good, that means we can shoot in all directions” vibe
Yeah, it wouldn't be a fair fight if that wasn't the case.
lmfao nice
He's the kind of guy who would say that. Without even having guns in the first place.
“We’re airborne. We’re supposed to be surrounded”
You have to utilize that AoE burst damage somehow
I have extremely limited experience with any form of self defense, and what I know was taught by an old military friend, not a professional trainer. So with that said, even though I basically have zero experience in this field, none of this makes any sense to me. It feels like something you’d see in a cartoon.
great video bro. really opened my third eye and brought grandma back to life.
Stop making fun of Dale, he's an expert, he trained all the Looney Tunes characters.
Underated
Lmfao
most cops have poor training
He trained bozo actually to be such a clown
@@redmist6630 the sad part is Dale isnt a cop. Cops also get better training than this. At least cops understand that guns can be used from further than CQC range
Poor Charlie doesn't know that if you get shot multiple times you empty his gun faster, thus in the end being advantageous to you.
So, when are you getting a Nobel Prize?
Damn u right
We got a fucking harvard scholar here holy shit that’s genius.
And once the bullets are inside you they become yours. Having more bullets means you win!
"Cry, Scream, Pray" is Charlie's "Eat, Pray, Love"
Dale: If you are being mugged, simply raise your hand towards them and yell "Swiper no Swiping"
“Hes not abducting my kid, hes just letting me know he could”
Best sentence of the year.
"The hand is not made to hold anything very well" This guy really is a biomechanic, he knows that hands were really only meant to help people finger-count
Yes I never get ahold of my meat damned hands wont let me fill good. Been using feet lately works like a charm. My meat is healthy and happy 😊
Yeah that is total BS. Why does he think a glass being held in your hand isn't going to immediately fall down and shatter on the floor...because we superglue our palms to the glass or what?
It's easy to make fun of but I think the idea is that they're not made to be this vice-like unbreakable. Obviously meant to hold things, but technically all these things he does here DO work. Would I recommend them in a real life situation? Probably not unless you had literally 0 other options
@@Jesei1211 the glass IS falling out of your hand , just super slowly.
3:45 although this would TECHNICALLY work ( i just tried it on my self with a wood knife), it would be extremely difficult to pull this off in a real situation. the other person isn't going to stand there and wait for you to finish. you'd have to have a combination of extreme luck and extreme training to get a hold of that knife. someone tries this he first time, they're holding the knife with their insides.
(6:45) This probably works if you somehow do manage to grab the gun like that and don't get shot before you can push. The gun's barrel acts as a lever that helps you create torque when pushing it, so I don't think it would be that easy to prevent the barrel from being redirected just by gripping the handle tighter
"Kick his nuts." That's the solution to all these scenarios.
That's what Bobby did but unfortunately it was his mom
Tbh i dont think it would do much
@@o_ver2.094 Being kicked in the nuts automatically makes someone drop to the ground in tremendous pain. You think he’s just gunna keep shooting or stabbing after the most fragile part of his body is kicked with one of the strongest limbs someone has?
@@o_ver2.094 pretty sure planting your shin into someones testicles as hard as u can is the most advantageous thing to do in most situations
@@loganxavier nuts are not off switches, its not like a headshot wound ffs, in such a scenario it will just piss the dude off and have any StOPpİNg PoWeR
"Do you know what to do if you're being choked against a wall?"
Charlie: *MOAN*
"Harder"
“Ew wtf”
*attacker ran away. You got 0XP and 87D$*
@@brickabang 5000xp
@@brickabang [Achievement unlocked!] *what the fuck are you doing*
Everyone gangsta till you realise they're into it
7:11 it’s a legit disarming method but he’s missing the other half
I’ve been shot, the first thing to do is try to control/stop the bleeding if possible before you pass/bleed out. Then get to a hospital and hope they have a trauma unit, if they don’t you might have to drive 250 miles to one that does. That was a long day. 5 hours of surgery and 3 hours of driving with a GSW is exhausting not to mention the pain.
Did you drive yourself to the hospital?
You've never been shot.
If someone attacks you it’ll just go in to a slow motion button-pressing sequence. Just press the buttons that appear in your vision, it’s easy.
Finally, someone giving advice who's actually been in a fight
@@CaptainShenanigans42 fr + ratio bozo 💀
You have to exit out and enable mods then jump back in. We'll see how much those bullets do
Charlie is famously bad at those
Unfortunately Charlie doesn’t seem to be the best at quick time events
The man is acting like we all have maxed leveled body armor
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@@x-Abraham-x2 and I just told one to fuck off and look what happens lol
Bruh 11:10 an ad for a online casino happened right after you said that lol
Good advice if real life fights were turn based
Dale: “if you’re ever in a car crash just take the tires and put them on your hands and feet. You’ll be able to drive yourself home without your car”
XD
Alternate title : how to turn yourself to convertible
@@bossilays_i honestly if I could do that I’d use it to be able to eat McDonald’s again
@@bossilays_i less gooo
thus increasing your chances of survivability 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
The choked against a wall is actually the closest to real advice.
Eyes, throat, groin. Always aim for those areas if you're trying to fend off an attacker.
But once you're free, always make the most noise possible and head towards a crowded/safe location.
Or just call the Vipers
unless you are Steven Segal, who is a master in both the ancient arts of kendo and crua magau
unless you’re Tony Soprano and after getting yourself free you go steal crates of wine from the Vipers
unless youre in a fast and furious movie and you have the power of family
Vipers?
Ah yes, the tactics nearly every young girl is taught because we’ll probably have to use it at some point.
charlie has a good point about punching instead of pushing, if your in a life or death situation you wouldn’t be caring about the attackers safety or how much pain there going through- you’d be caring about yourself. it makes more sense to be punching, kicked, ripping, biting, and being more violent. unless your doctor strange and can stop time and push yourself away.
Just found you on RUclips and I love the content keep it up!!!
I'm kinda surprised he didn't say: Breakdown the bullet and use it for nutrients to gain the upper hand in the fight'
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Might as well just swallow it for iron deficiency
Only scientist can do that…
When things were at their very worst:
2 Suns, Cross in the sky, 2 comets will collide = don`t be afraid - repent, accept Lord`s Hand of Mercy.
Scientists will say it was a global illusion.
Beware - Jesus will never walk in flesh again.
After WW3 - rise of the “ man of peace“ from the East = Antichrist - the most powerful, popular, charismatic and influential leader of all time. Many miracles will be attributed to him. He will imitate Jesus in every conceivable way.
Don`t trust „pope“ Francis = the False Prophet
- will seem to rise from the dead
- will unite all Christian Churches and all Religions as one.
One World Religion = the seat of the Antichrist.
Benedict XVI is the last true pope - will be accused of a crime of which he is totally innocent.
"Many events, including ecological upheavals, wars, the schism in My Church on Earth, the dictatorships in each of your nations - bound as one, at its very core - will all take place at the same time."
"Arab uprising will spark global unrest - Italy will trigger fall out"
The Book of Truth
@@johnfran3218 Excellent. I am inspired to do better in life.
"The hands weren't designed to hold things that well"
So just fuck the entire concept of hands, huh?
yes
*W H E E Z E*
Rock climbers be like "wtf"
Guys opposable thumbs weren't made to hold things, you just don't understand his genius. He clearly double majored in evolutionary biology and physiology. Paul Blart's wisdom is limitless you simply aren't on his level 😔 👊
And that’s why I recommend non scenario based self defense.
I took self defense classes for years, and I can say with absolute certainty that following his advice will get you killed. all of his videos are based around a stagnant attacker, and once you're in a situation where the attacker is moving and aggressive the people who used these videos as their only resource are going to panic and freeze up. it's why we taught techniques and practiced them with the other person actively striking out, so we are prepared for many different scenarios and can do the movements without much thought. that time you take to consider your options may be the difference between surviving or dying
underrated but understandably because of being late to the video.
And you think the criminal is smart or trained? Usually the criminal is a moron and/or desperate. They're not calm and collected, their heart is racing just as much. They are just as likely to fuck up when something unplanned happens as the victim. The criminals in these situations are very unlikely to be trained assassins. It's likely going to be some jackass with a gun that is just as flawed and untrained as you.
But you are correct, basing your entire self defence training around protecting against only one type of attack is dangerous. If you truly want to know how to defend yourself you need to know how to do so in many different types of situations. Most of the time your best bet is to just gtfo lol.
Honestly, Charlie's advice of taking the attacker's gun and "transmogrifying it into a bigger gun" is more useful than anything the dude in the video said
But I haven’t trained my wizardry yet. All I can do is imbue the bullets with fire
Unfortunately, you have to pay, $19.99 (plus tax) to learn how to transmog your guns.
I am SO HAPPY to see Charlie going after these larpers
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I always get a kick when he goes over fools I've seen
What do these clowns even do?
They give shitty advice and do some disney-ass neighborhood watch bullshit
The funny thing is most of these techniques actually work. Have you ever tried?
1:05 what if your attacker knows that trick aswell, once you disarm him and shoot him he doesn't wanna get shot again so he disarms you and shoots you
I've never heard someone review advice so horrible that it's referred to as 4-Chan advice
"The hand is not meant to hold anything very well"
I don't want to discredit this man when he's clearly a genius but I'm pretty sure that's the only reason we have hands
Honestly, I would prefer my chances using the Bobby Hill technique.
That's my purse! *I DON'T KNOW YOU.*
If you go to the actual video, down in the comments people are pointing out what a stupid statement that is and he's literally debating them in the comments emphasizing the "very well" part of the statement as though they're taking him out of context and this slight distinction makes him right.
he actually says the opposite: he says “the hands are literally meant to hold things, thats why we evolved to have these meaty things in the first place”
@@drakkenmensch the ultimate technique
I can do chin ups/pull ups using one finger on each hand. My fingers are skinny too so yeah hands are top tier appendages.
The thing is, technically, he is correct about the mechanics of his “tactics”. The main problem is that this type of stuff only works in training situations, where everything is controlled and the aggressor is just standing there not resisting your “defense”. In a real life self defense situation, these “tactics” absolutely will get you seriously injured or killed 99.99% of the time. Your possessions can be replaced, your life cannot. Just comply and continue living. If you survive the encounter, you have won. Most (not all) assailants don’t want to kill you, they just want something from you. If they wanted to kill you they would just kill you immediately, not “hold you up”. If you are going to fight back, these “ninja” moves are useless. You have to be ruthless and willing to do ruthless things. No thumb breaks or pressure points. You need to gouge out eyes, rip out groins, rip out throats, etc.
but if u get ur phone on top of their head it shows that the dude backs up instantly s0ooo yea.
THAT'S MY PURSE! I DON'T KNOW YOU!!
@@mookinbabysealfurmittens *proceeds to kick him in the balls*
true but watching him jam hard objects into the bone on that guys hand hurt to watch
exactly my thoughts but wayyy better explained lmfao
I love how he thinks when someone points a gun at us that everything will be in slow motion
8:46 yo imagine it bout to kidnap someone and this guy comes out of the car telling them how to disable a weapon from someone
Sigma Defense tip #235467: Let an attacker mag dump into your face. Without bullets, he can no longer do further do damage to your body.
only ~30s in and i can already say the realest part of this video is Charlie’s instant reaction of “what?? i just got shot…?” lol
He really committed to saying '... the hand is not made to hold anything, very well'...
“The hand is not made to hold anything very well” he is actually a genius I would listen to him
thousands of years of evolution down the drain I guess lmao
@@rigatoni_joe5090 try millions overall
I wanna introduce this guy to a pull up bar
Modern day Einstein.
But he is right, It's made to grip and realise light things. If you have good lever and use your core strength, you can break grip very easy. It's basic wrestling knowledge. Charlie is kinda clownish in this clip.
I like how all you have to do is yell "stop!" at a child abductor for them to stop and they just back up throwing their hands up and give up. Very useful information.
It worked on the Nazi's when they were building power. Oh wait, no it didn't...
Kidnapper: Daaaaaawwww shhhhcrap, sorry, try again next week or...? No...? Daawww... Okay...
@@lockerbuddy2039 "you have any friends who got kids, because i can go for them inste- oh you don't? Well man that sucks...where else am i gonna find a child to abduct
I wonder what kind of person would try to abduct the child while their parents are present? They will either wait for child to be alone, or there will be multiple people coming to you and in that case you can't do anything
no you say swiper no swiping
"Hands are not meant to hold things well" while advising to grab the attacker's gun and redirect it
"the hand is not meant to hold things well" LMAO 😂
I always thought hands evolved to hold things well.
That's the big issue with videos like these, once the bad guys learn them, after you disarm them, you get caught into an infinite loop of them disarming you and then you disarming them, it really needs a patch
😂
I heard they tried to fix it in a hot patch but people alr found a workaround
😂😂
"just throw sand in his face"
glad to know charles carries pocket sand
Surprised he didnt use squirrel tactics
POCKET SAND!
Sheh-sheh-shaw!
IS THAT A SQUID GAME REFERENCE
I always hate it when people say “I’d push the slide back” because like, what if they were using a revolver, or an automatic rifle for that matter
"If it's a kid I'll just throw sand in his face and push him down"
-Moist, 2021
Pocket Sand
"Give me sand"
-Eddie Bravo
Nice profile pic
He's gonna put some dirt in his eye
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Dale's charisma is completely maxed.
"If you get shot, just smile at the perpetrator and ask them if they have any last words."
if i shot someone and they did that i'd be running like usain bolt outta there
I mean that is a fucking power move if I've ever heard one. Dale has the terrifying presence perk from fnv
HELP! CALL AN AMBULANCE! But not for ME!
“If you ever fall from a great height simply land on your feet and bend your knees to absorb the shock.”
This guy's self defense lessons are more unbelievable than Mr. Miyagi teaching people karate by having them wax his car.
“Man teaches people how to BiOmEcHaNicAlLy stop an attacker. Instantly regrets it.” - New Dhar Mann video
“After you attacked me, I lost everything, my house, my job, now I can’t walk, I lost all control of my bowels”
@@pawpaw6831 “so you see….”
Lol
@@pawpaw6831 lol
"The hand is not made to hold anything... very well."
Fun fact, the almost exclusive evolutionary purpose of our hands is to hold things.
Edit: I just watched 5 seconds further into the video and am so happy with what Charlie said
Not to mention guns are literally designed to be held in those hands
They're literally called handguns for fucks sake
I guess his brain isn't made to think very well either.
Guns are meant to be held by hands
And Hands are meant to hold guns too
I think that guy have a feet fetish
That one actually has a grain of truth. Specifically, working against the thumb (weak, isolated, and almost necessary for simple grips) is normal.
He just can’t word for shit. He could have simply just said that the thumb has a weakness or some simple shit like that.
I love how this video became the first episode of an epic crossover between the Penguinz0 and Detroit Urban Survival universes.
If I witnessed somebody getting shot, then I'll call 911 ASAP before things gets escalated quickly.
"If you get shot, just respawn guys"
- your's truly, detroit survival chad
As someone who lives in Michigan, I truly am proud that we’re producing such flawless advice for the world to follow.
Major hole in our protagonist’s plot armor: Guns can be fired even when they’re not pressed in our center of biomechanics. Instead of this training, I’ll just carry around my tactical Moby Huge. Nobody will try to rob you if you’re carrying one of those around, the fear is too great
Hashtag action express
Speak softly and carry a big
Lol fuck I pictured it colored in camo and me dragging it around
@FURRY GAYMERS AGAINIST TRUMP banning guns wouldn't do anything to the stats of gun related crimes, so technically you'd still be at the threat of being killed with a gun. But that would mean that you don't have the option to defend yourself with a gun.