His self defense is useful against the following: 1. Highly cooperative attacker 2. Babies 3. Organisms without thumbs 4. Sex dolls 5. Attackers that are incapable of attacking 6. My Grandma
The muggers, robbers, and killer might have better and effective way to not give the victim any chances It might be by kicking or shoots the victim leg, then threaten them
I think the actual best self defense tactic when against FIVE people is not to run in a circle, but instead, a straight line, away from them, as fast as possible.
@MGTWO Entrepreneur this has completely lost its shock value; do you do it outta boredom at this point? i genuinely don't think anybody is even upset at this shit anymore, just annoyed.
The first technique actually does work. I was once surrounded by a bunch of people who wanted to hurt me. But after trying his advice I was unharmed. Then I got bored and turned off Call of duty black ops 2 zombies
It actually is advisable when fighting multiple attackers to make sure you're on the outside so you're not surrounded and you can focus on less people at a time, but the issue is, if you're in a self defense scenario, if you do manage to get to the outside of the circle you should just run instead of staying to fight.
This is what kids think being a cop is like: chasing bad guys on a tactical boat, and never writing reports, taking witness statements, and filling out paperwork.
Plot twist. He's intentionally giving terrible advice, hoping that the criminals will watch them so that if he has to fight them, the said criminals will try the terrible techniques he showed to make his job easier.
Also, when a gun is pressed against you, it just takes a small movement from them to kill you. You should never make sudden movements because it only takes a moment for them to respond.
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That’s not wrong though, the execution and demonstration doesn’t make sense but you typically want to avoid being in the center or allow them to circle around you, meaning circling around them and hoping to take them down one by one is the best solution to win.
My uncle trains the swat team. He told me the best thing you could do when you’re being attacked by five dudes...assuming they don’t have a gun in this scenario is to motion towards one guy and throw a jab at the guy next to him instead. He’s surprised he was attacked and that gives you a split second window to run. If they get ya tho then you’re kinda fucked lmao
This is actually a nice thought, but yes, make sure you can really outrun them or that its a do or die situation, or you might end up worse for wear >_< (Although being attacked by five doods at once I would assume they wouldnt be going for a group hug most likely >_
You know he's a Doom fan because he sees a crowd of enemies and his solution is to strafe in a circle around them while evenly spreading the damage until everyone is down
Oh wow, I've never seen that Mike Tyson quote before. I mean, only on like every single boxing or self defense video, but the millionth time reading it is great. You are a pioneer.
Someone should start the parody of these self-defense videos, but for attackers, just to show how useless the advice is: "Here's how your gang of 8 people take on one guy, and against all odds, win"
I think there is a channel like that. I remember one of the videos was "to defeat someone with a gun" is to run away, come from behind and wack them with a chair.
As dumb as it sounds thats by far the best strategy, because you have 4-6 people attacking you so ur already beat up when you try to run, and then you have a pretty high chance one of them is as fast or faster than you, but when ur circling they can't all hit you anymore. I mean ur chances are still pretty low but if they jumping in the first place they prob got that glass chin. Plus I've seen people do this exact thing before a few times and it actually work but I've also seen the opposite
If I'm ever attacked I'm going to fall to the ground, screaming in pain shouting "That man pushed me, oh I'm hurt I'm going to sue!" and laugh as he runs away to avoid the storm that is the lawsuit
The best self-defense technique is self-imposed quarantine. Can't get assaulted if you're huddled up in bed with your comforter pulled over your head, twitching at every little noise the floorboards make.
@@duewhat9815 Can't vaccinate against assaults, man. ;) As for masking up, I really had no trouble complying with my local guidelines - I've got asthma fairly badly, and any and all excuses to avoid opening myself up to not just COVID, but also hives, hay fever or the common cold, were fairly decent in my book. I haven't been sick at all since the pandemic started, and I'm usually the sort of guy who's moderately hygienic but who still somehow catches every yearly strain of the flu. Not this time. So no matter if you're a believer or not, I'm masking up, keeping my distance and washing my hands. It saves me from having to take off days at work, and it makes my inhaler prescriptions last twice as long.
@@duewhat9815 I'm a lot more Zen, in that respect. The world ends every day, and it especially ends when something changes habits at a sufficiently deep level. Some facets of our world ended in early 2020. The new world that's been created could also end if things went entirely back to how they used to be - but having a father who used to work in Real Estate, I know that's not going to happen. Remote work is a new paradigm, and a fair few people realized that the old way of doing things wasn't ideal. More even decided to ditch traditional careers altogether and to create their own jobs during quarantine. The end of one thing, the start of another. The world ends every night, and is remade at dawn.
I’m so glad you found this maniac, I’ve been seeing him in my recommended for like a year since I started watching some military history videos, apparently the RUclips algorithm treats videos on ww2 tactics the same as this guys content.
I’ve actually used this in my local airsoft field. The disarms are actually really good. Much easier to shoot my opponent once they start laughing hysterically on the floor. Then I remember I have no gun that’s why I was at gunpoint to begin with.
The key is having a horrified look on your face, pointing towards the sky behind them, yelling "It's Godzilla!", and then running away as fast as possible while they're distracted.
We bigfoots just throw boulders for self defense and if there's multiple attackers then we'll uproot a tree and start swinging it. Works basically every time
It's crazy some folks still try to convince people that Seagal was legit because he did aikido, anybody that watches or follows combat sports know aikido is closer to yoga than it is to a martial art. It's a nice way of unwinding and relieving stress. He did not teach Anderson Silva any thing, Silva was making a joke when he said he learned the crane kick from Steven. I don't hate the guy but it's annoying people think he's legit. Dudes a fraud haha
As a trained Martial Artist myself, that is absolutely not how you fight against or disarm a gun. Logic should tell you not to try and wrestle the gunman for the gun that’s literally pointed at you.
The fact that the videos have so many views and so few dislikes is scary. Dudes actually think they’re gonna rack the slide back on someone else’s gun before they can pull the trigger.
1:50 This would not work for several reasons 1.The action on the back of the semi automatic handgun is only used to load the next bullet Into the chamber so they would still shoot you 2.You would not be able to hold it since it’s rack is more then enough to leave a large bruise on your chest if it smacked it while fired so that much force would make you allow it to move 3. Assuming someone thinks your enough of a threat to have a gun directly on your chest without killing you they will shoot if they see even the slightest movement I’m no expert but the best way to survive in that scenario is to do what they want
Yeah I was thinking this the slide moves because the gun has fired its not related to the actual firing of the weapon. And also how do you deal with revolvers? Suddenly half the techniques don't work
I’m legitimately concerned this dude is teaching people this is how pistols work. Someone could actually die because he doesn’t understand how slides on semi-automatic pistols work.
The only self defense tactic I've ever done sucessfully was jumping the wall into the mall's parking lot, it's a small wall so I did it in one movement and when I looked back the dudes who were gonna mug me looked very confused
I literally get in them all the time and if u let them say something to start shit with u or shove u use that as an excuse to hit first and if u get the first hit u cant really fuck it up unless ur stupid and dont aim for the head because anywhere else probably won't hurt them because everyone got the arms of a rat and the body of a middle aged garbage man
That keychain he used is actually called a Kubaton, which are pretty much just small metal rods that can either end in a blunted point or a rounded head. They're pretty common for self-defense since they're great for hitting pressure points, soft tissue, and bones without (usually) lethally damaging another person. A lot of them are, admittedly, pretty phallic.
I knew my old aikido instructor was legit when he gave us all an example of being held at gun point or by someone with a weapon. He would always stress time and time again how important it was to never fight someone trying to rob you with a weapon. He would always instruct to just give them the money they want. Your life is a thousand times more valuable than money can ever be.
If Charlie gets caught in a gang attack his plan is to 1. Scream “stop I have money” or “stop I know the location of the hidden treasure” 2. Run 3.Get the banana peel power up as he scoots off in his Mario Kart
*“Uh, i-I’d offer sexual favors.”* I’m dead 😂 To the trolls: Kindly fuck off please, I ain’t gonna apologize for quoting. I just found it funny, that’s it. No need to get y’all’s panties in a twist 😂
I’ve been in martial arts (taekwondo) since I was five, and now since I’ve been a black belt for a while I practice self defence scenarios, and our old master that passed away a few years ago had two signature lines, one: “if they put their hand on you and they’re not armed, keep that hand there, it’s mine now” and two someone asked him what he would realistically do against an attacker with a gun, “give him the money and run, just run, maybe call the police after I’m FAR away”
These methods are awesome!!!! I’ve traveled many places but somewhere I’ve always wanted to check out was heaven! Upon my first time using these tactics, I was instantly transported! Yay! 10 out of 10 would recommend to my worst enemy
@@JoeMama-tw6gu yeah but it’s 60 bucks an hour for MULTIPLE people providing a specialty service, fully equipped with weapons and transport. Assuming these guys are good at what they do, and assuming you need protection in that time frame, 60 bucks an hour isn’t that bad to ensure or at least raise the chances of not dying. I’ve paid more money for medical examinations that were arguably unnecessary outside of putting me at ease.
@MGTWO Entrepreneur did you know? This advertising strategy does not work, you only get 100 views and none of those are full views or returning viewera
@MGTWO Entrepreneur No one wants to listen to a self identified oxymoron. "Men going their own way, by religiously following a cult of depressed divorced alcoholics." Good luck with that.
I feel like that's an issue with every self defense instructor. It seems like they all assume the assailant won't attack back after you try to do something.
@@plantain.1739 the scam ones do that real self defense advice is compile and don’t die because yeah that’s a gun or rust knife and I prefer life over the $50 bucks in my wallet. I think the channel Super eye patch wolf has a whole video breaking down the whole phenomenon of fake martial artists and their practices.
Well depending on how it's done, that can actually happen if you are putting the person into a lock or arm bar. There are places you can press and push on, where the body will follow. The problem is, unless if you're trained you don't actually know where that is, making it a bit difficult to do. The other issue is the only thing keeping them on the ground is you. Yeah, you can hold them in a lock as long as you want, and if you do it right they will not be able to get out no matter what they do. But you still kinda need to then just sit there and wait for help to arrive, or just try running.
@@vindiesel564 I have some and wear them as accessories from time to time. Not a fan of rings or bracelets since I'll just fiddle with them the whole time but gloves are fine.
One of his videos actually has him go over what to do to the assailant after they have shot you. As stupid as that sounds I think it's great he made that video, since if anyone uses any of the information from his other videos they will 100% end up getting shot
You never know he might be talking to his superhero audience. Since they have to deal with all these bad guys cartooishly sticking a gun to their chests.
He also teaches techniques to grab a gun AFTER you get shot. In the chest. Because “the only thing worst than getting shot, is getting shot repeatedly”
Throw a punch, if that doesn't work, throw another one, keep going until your opponent is either giving up or dead. If you have multiple opponents, simply distribute the punches evenly.
"I stopped the slide while it was still going back" - yeah, problem is, that only happens AFTER the shot has been fired. This dudes advice is basically "tank taking a point blank shot to the chest so he cant shoot you twice"
EXACTLY! or jamming your finger behind the trigger, where some guns dont have space to put anything in there, and even if u did probably wouldnt stop much.
Not really. Theoretically, if you can manage to push the slide back, the gun can't be fired. I was confused at first, but he does seem to think he's fast enough to.push the slide back before the trigger is pulled.
@@Beretmaster666 I might be wrong but I don't think he suggested jamming the finger behind the trigger but pinching the gunmans finger down against the trigger guard to prevent his finger from pulling the trigger. Which still sounds like a pretty bad idea, seems very fiddly and you might just as easily push his finger and pull the trigger
a striker fired pistol could be made not to fire with that technique. striker fired pistols have pre-set strikers where the striker normally rest just under from being fully gogged. the trigger gogs the striker rest of the way and releases it. the striker is situated in the slide and the trigger mechanism in the body of the gun. moving the slide back prevent the trigger from fully priming the striker and the striker, when released, by design will not have the striking force to set off ammunition
@@captainrex3320 @@captainrex3320 I hope you're doing a lot of cardio. The enemy is turning in a circle, you are doing a huge sidestep shuffle in a giant circle fighting 8 people sequentially. People always forget bullrushing exists too
@@MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD thank's ! I know another strategy (rhat I learned in a movie and used it and worked.. 😂) and wanted to see opinions about his "strategy" 'felt that something was wrong but could see what, the isea of keeping distance with every guy is good but turning around is spending too much energy and turning around like this you'll finally fall and be beaten.. The technic I learned and used isnt exactly learned and used: the idea is isolating the strongest and beat him then the otjers should be impressed and scared that you beat the strongest. My situation was a bit different and what I did to. They were 2 and I was drunk and a wall behind me. Behing drunk I started thinking of a strategy that considered my state. If one would punch me in the face I would be able to block fast enough, using a guard like in a boxing match (having the arms up to prorect my face) would have 2 problemes: 1 I give tje information and since I'm drunk I coulnd follow with adaptation to tje situation, and secondly, they can just hit lower (drunk, too slow to react), or make me fall with a "balayette" (dont know how to say it in english but you make the gut fall with your foot by pushing upwards his feet I think, you sweep his feet.) So I understood that I had to have my hands miway to the guard (face protection) without giving any information so I put my hand affront and give a false information, the information of bein a cool naïve guy so I was hands afrond saying "cool, everything okay.. bla bla) and there come the application of the thing that I learn from the movie: I stayed focus on the leader, the strongest. I dont know if he seen it but didnt try anything.. and the other guy throwed a punch, having my hands midway to protect the face (and having did a bit of karate) I blocked his punch without even watching him..😂, je was shocked.. and psycholgicaly.. (scuse my bad english) wasnt here anymore.. the leader understood that he was alone agaisnt me also gived up and flee..
this is assuming that you can even get out of the circle without any of them grabbing your clothes/arm/legs or one of the people you're running past don't just shuffle infront of you instead of being dark souls tutorial mobs that run in straight lines with slow attacks.
Unless you’re being told to go to a secondary location, it’s generally better to comply with an armed assailant. If they want you to “come with them” anywhere, then fight to the death.
Yeah, if someone is trying to get you to a secondary lication, youre most likely to get killed... or worse. Never comply with that, no matter how sincere they seem or how much they threaten you.
@@gittin7472 yep, if they want you somewhere else, you're being kidnapped or will be killed somewhere more discrete, so you might as well fight right then and there and make some noise, a 1% chance is better than 0
@@iii7766 bro, im literally a fascist but this copy pasting replies under a MoistCr1t1kal video is like, ubermensch level cringe. Make positive change in your community, not screaming into the void.
The thing about "self-defense tactics" is that they work 100% of the time as long as the attacker is very physically weak and doesn't resist your defenses.
@@gwotkid8314Maybe but you'd still be assuming that the attacker isn't as physically fit and capable as you are. Your attacker is just as determined to rob/attack you as you are to defend yourself.
@@danh8101 except specific training vs "i decided to pick up a gun and rob someone" does put the advantage on the prepared. The real problem is you'd be hard pressed to find an american civilian that cares to actually practice enough to be competent
@@gwotkid8314 In my personal opinion, highly-trained, capable, fit civilians and cowardly, desperate, determined criminals cancel each other out. You can only anticipate a certain level of unpredictability before you are put in a dangerous situation. Most self-defense videos don't tell you how the attacker might respond to your pre-planned maneuvers. What if they try to resist your defenses? Do they have a second weapon? What if you're not as able-bodied as the instructor?
@@danh8101 So before anything else, you should almost never try this stuff unless if you are trained or absolutely have to. That being said, when you do certain techniques correctly, there is nothing an attacker can do to stop it or resist. It's all about locking up their body, getting leverage and putting them in a position where they can not get out, because their joints physically cannot move that way. If you know how to get someone in a good lock, I don't care if it's The Rock, the person isn't getting out. The biggest problem is getting that person into that position in the first place. That is where size and build can come into play, and sometimes you're just shit out of luck if you are small and the attacker is big. But in a 1 on 1 between two average people, the trained person can generally get the upper hand and put the person in a lock. And if you're fast and know what you're doing, it isn't too hard to get someone into a lock if you get an opening.
He grabs the slide after the gun has already fired. Therefore he’s already been shot but has stopped the weapon from cycling a second bullet. He’s putting a lot of people in danger.
@@Samuel-yl9yo Except what happens in the video is the guy grabs the slide as the gun is cycling. With a loaded gun, the gunman would have already fired the round. You could at best stop a second round from being fired, but by the time his hand is on the slide, there would already be a bullet lodged in his aorta.
I have been looking for this comment, a full bullet already made it into your chest I don’t understand how anybody doesn’t get that. Inhibiting it from going to the rear just stops it from chambering the first round and cycling to the next, so you only stopped the second bullet from chambering, you’re still dead.
When I was taking karate lessons when I was a kid, my karate sensei put a fake gun to me and said: I want your wallet. What do you do? I think said something like I don’t know. I thought he was going to teach me some cool trick lol. My sensei told me to give the robber the wallet. You never fight back on a gun. My sensei was a very prestigious karate master too who trained in Japan with other masters and passed multiple black belt tests, I think it was to go even further beyond or something. The point is, don’t fight against guns.
It may not help you everytime, in my country, thieves shoot you even if you give the wallet or do what they want, cuz here the cops first helps the victim(which most of the time die) and then chase. In this cases you have to do something (But the guys movements here are quite risky and more cool looking than eficient)
@@joaocaff4143 Honestly I'd rather take the shot at 5'2 140 I'm not disarming an average man of anything and unless he plans on raping and killing me ill go with 1. Gun 2. Comply and maybe shot
Lmao imagine thinking circle strafing was first used in Minecraft. It's been used since DOOM. It's pretty much the only way to be any kind of successful in group combat in DOOM. A game decades older than Minecraft.
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That first technique is literally him circle-strafing. That's great advice if your assailants are the enemies from Doom.
This is all good advice if your enemy is a fodder demon
It's good advice if you have a gun and your opponents have slow projectiles as their weapon of choice
It felt reminiscent of Goldeneye 64
It's good advice if you're fighting the torment from Legends
I commonly use this against zombies
If you’re being gang attacked just yell “no” and they legally have to stop, leave and turn themselves in.
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The replies are so annoying
@@Esuidirie you said it, broh.
man I hate these bots
I tried it and it worked thank you so much you just saved my life I can't believe how happy I am right now yayyyyyy
His self defense is useful against the following:
1. Highly cooperative attacker
2. Babies
3. Organisms without thumbs
4. Sex dolls
5. Attackers that are incapable of attacking
6. My Grandma
The muggers, robbers, and killer might have better and effective way to not give the victim any chances
It might be by kicking or shoots the victim leg, then threaten them
Don't forget clothing store mannequins.
"Organisms without thumbs" made me lose it so hard.
@@The-wo2lq That was a damn good one. Lol
7. 12 year old kid that is addicted to Xbox
Can confirm his methods are effective. Heaven is LIT
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I feel like i know where the location is
Damn how is it up there
You went to heaven?
I think the actual best self defense tactic when against FIVE people is not to run in a circle, but instead, a straight line, away from them, as fast as possible.
anddddd then you want to run in a circle playing ring around the roses to confuse them
Well when I was younger, I always thought I could take on five guys at once, now that I’m older I know I can take on five guys at once ;)
@MGTWO Entrepreneur this has completely lost its shock value; do you do it outta boredom at this point? i genuinely don't think anybody is even upset at this shit anymore, just annoyed.
@@PrajnaIsPrajna-exceptPrajna hold up
@@andrewbaiocco304 I just report those comments as spam. This video is full of bots anyway so might as well.
The key to winning any fight is to run in a circle around your soon-to-be prey, this man is a genius
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The replies are pathetic
@@trevorjackson383 there’s barely any point looking at replies now :(
@@NoNo-fe8kn Yea just mass report them
@@trevorjackson383 They evoke suicidal feelings from me
The first technique actually does work. I was once surrounded by a bunch of people who wanted to hurt me. But after trying his advice I was unharmed. Then I got bored and turned off Call of duty black ops 2 zombies
underrated comment right here
U had me in the first half ngl
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I commit war crimes
Had me in the first half ngl
At the beginning he basically says, "don't reach for the gun, they'll just shoot you."
And then his technique is to go for the gun.
Well the slide but yes lol
The best part is that he would still be dead. Stopping a slide won't stop the bullet from firing
Right I was so confused…
@@Lperry go to Detroit and try it he literally wants people to go prove him wrong
@@ulissesmendoza8752 yeah I'll skip the free murder charge lmao.
Well, he has finger-less gloves, so obviously he's ready for any situation.
Pretty sure they give AGI +1 with all that extra finger mobility.
you mean tactical gloves
@@babyslickj TACTICAL fingerless gloves!
Yeah that just goes without saying. Never fuck with anybody if they're wearing gloves and you can still see their fingers
Making palm-less gloves now
It's pretty obvious that this guy trained Batman
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@@Jaden1863 congratulations m8
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ax, Very True!.
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It actually is advisable when fighting multiple attackers to make sure you're on the outside so you're not surrounded and you can focus on less people at a time, but the issue is, if you're in a self defense scenario, if you do manage to get to the outside of the circle you should just run instead of staying to fight.
i tried it and it worked great soon after i got bored and turned off dead rising
@@Me_Baka lol copied.
@@addium3151 no shit
@Toxic Blood this is yt land of copy pasta and no one gives shit so stop whining
@Toxic Blood and i am saying no shit
This is what kids think being a cop is like: chasing bad guys on a tactical boat, and never writing reports, taking witness statements, and filling out paperwork.
So nothing changed? (This is a joke)
According to my cop friends it’s a very mundane most of the time
and then shooting a dog
Battlefield Hardline lmao
The less a cop has to do, the better. That means that everything is okay and nobody is doing illegal shit
The first technique was actually a survival tactic based on escaping a Scott concert
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Plot twist. He's intentionally giving terrible advice, hoping that the criminals will watch them so that if he has to fight them, the said criminals will try the terrible techniques he showed to make his job easier.
Is that an actual trained cop?
@@blipblop1112 being a cop isn't a requirement to be a criminal trainer.
Power move
@@blipblop1112 it’s dale
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As a wrestler, the shit he’s teaching won’t do shit if someone grabs you😭
Also, when a gun is pressed against you, it just takes a small movement from them to kill you. You should never make sudden movements because it only takes a moment for them to respond.
@@Dovahkiin106 Exactly he settin ppl up to get killed 😭😭💯
@@Dovahkiin106 exactly human response time is not slow lmao
As someone who trains BJJ, I agree
@@Dovahkiin106 kars is still in space and you are in hell polar oposites
He actually works for the criminals just to teach people how to lose fights against them.
That's the cycle lol
Better than getting killed
@@lilblitz76 you will get killed if you follow his advice
He's not a cop, he's a "threat management" expert, which sounds like he's just Norton Antivirus, and just about as effective.
Norton anti virus Is literally more effective than this dude.
underrated comment
Is Norton really that bad? I’m asking because I use Norton
@@justanaveragegrizzlybear1503 I believe its actually one of the best available right now. I've been using Norton for years and it never fails to satisfy me. Has saved me hundreds of times from threats, really great antivirus I do recommend it.
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@@getinthevankids9790 thanks
"What do you do when multiple people attack you?"
"Ring around the rosie..."
a pocket full of possies
@@Bruh.Master ashes, ashes
We all fall down
He’s actually right. You want to keep each attacker in front of you
That’s not wrong though, the execution and demonstration doesn’t make sense but you typically want to avoid being in the center or allow them to circle around you, meaning circling around them and hoping to take them down one by one is the best solution to win.
This guy takes "rent-a-cop" to a whole new level.
My uncle trains the swat team. He told me the best thing you could do when you’re being attacked by five dudes...assuming they don’t have a gun in this scenario is to motion towards one guy and throw a jab at the guy next to him instead. He’s surprised he was attacked and that gives you a split second window to run. If they get ya tho then you’re kinda fucked lmao
THIS^^^.. probably the most logical thing I've heard. Pick one to the side who isn't expecting it, then RUN and hope for the best😂😂😂.
Quite a gamble
This is actually a nice thought, but yes, make sure you can really outrun them or that its a do or die situation, or you might end up worse for wear >_< (Although being attacked by five doods at once I would assume they wouldnt be going for a group hug most likely >_
Your uncle does not train swat teams.
You know he's a Doom fan because he sees a crowd of enemies and his solution is to strafe in a circle around them while evenly spreading the damage until everyone is down
@LUKANI♥️ SHUT UP
We legit do this in our cosplay with foam swords but people really take this seriously 😂😂😂
This comment wins 😂💀
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“Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face” - Mike Tyson
@Aztaps III k.
@@iii7766 What does that have to do with the comment lol
@@iii7766 Ratio
Oh wow, I've never seen that Mike Tyson quote before. I mean, only on like every single boxing or self defense video, but the millionth time reading it is great. You are a pioneer.
@@iii7766 Sir, this is a Wendy's...
This guy has his own section in heaven with all the ppl who died trying his techniques 🤕🤕🤕
Are you sure he wouldn't be going the other way?
This guy seems like he would be the cop in spider man that chastised Peter for not attacking the robber.
Someone should start the parody of these self-defense videos, but for attackers, just to show how useless the advice is:
"Here's how your gang of 8 people take on one guy, and against all odds, win"
😂😂
Yes omg
I think there is a channel like that. I remember one of the videos was "to defeat someone with a gun" is to run away, come from behind and wack them with a chair.
I don't want to simp for the most popular but Ramsey Dewey does mock these quite well.
Enterthedojoshow. They're the OG of mocking about "self defense". Check out their "How to defend yourself against someone in a wheelchair"
*makes it out of the circle of attackers*
“Now instead of running away, slap them back”
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nah youre suppose to run around the circle and play duck duck goose until the attackers are all eliminated
As dumb as it sounds thats by far the best strategy, because you have 4-6 people attacking you so ur already beat up when you try to run, and then you have a pretty high chance one of them is as fast or faster than you, but when ur circling they can't all hit you anymore. I mean ur chances are still pretty low but if they jumping in the first place they prob got that glass chin. Plus I've seen people do this exact thing before a few times and it actually work but I've also seen the opposite
@@ninjaman38 or one person manages to grab you and they swarm you again.
@@Kadeo-ms6qw that's a very real outcome in both situations but I'd rather take my chance especially with my slow ass run
If I'm ever attacked I'm going to fall to the ground, screaming in pain shouting "That man pushed me, oh I'm hurt I'm going to sue!" and laugh as he runs away to avoid the storm that is the lawsuit
Another one
@@JohnDoe-ce4qm You tried DUST too, huh?
@@JohnDoe-on6ruyeah. It just hits diff in Florida I guess.
not 11 hours ago this man met dale
They “teach” self defense but their logo is literally a modified biohazard symbol ☣️
I thought it was the SCP foundation simbol
Nope, Omnicorp from Robocop, who want people as stupid as possible so they can wheel out Robocop to save you when you inevitably get your ass kicked
Seen better on a middle school binder.. Twas a mighty fine jack skeleton umbrella agent.
@@andrevegh4508 he used to be one of the SCP guards that retired.
The logo seen from a distance looks like the logo of OCP from the Robocop movies. I mean honestly, *the guy even operates in Detroit.*
The best self-defense technique is self-imposed quarantine. Can't get assaulted if you're huddled up in bed with your comforter pulled over your head, twitching at every little noise the floorboards make.
Don't forget the surgical mask and experimental vaccine.
@@duewhat9815 Can't vaccinate against assaults, man. ;)
As for masking up, I really had no trouble complying with my local guidelines - I've got asthma fairly badly, and any and all excuses to avoid opening myself up to not just COVID, but also hives, hay fever or the common cold, were fairly decent in my book.
I haven't been sick at all since the pandemic started, and I'm usually the sort of guy who's moderately hygienic but who still somehow catches every yearly strain of the flu. Not this time.
So no matter if you're a believer or not, I'm masking up, keeping my distance and washing my hands. It saves me from having to take off days at work, and it makes my inhaler prescriptions last twice as long.
@@McSquiddington The paranoia just reminds me of people who act like Covid will be the end of the world.
@@duewhat9815 I'm a lot more Zen, in that respect. The world ends every day, and it especially ends when something changes habits at a sufficiently deep level.
Some facets of our world ended in early 2020. The new world that's been created could also end if things went entirely back to how they used to be - but having a father who used to work in Real Estate, I know that's not going to happen.
Remote work is a new paradigm, and a fair few people realized that the old way of doing things wasn't ideal. More even decided to ditch traditional careers altogether and to create their own jobs during quarantine. The end of one thing, the start of another.
The world ends every night, and is remade at dawn.
@@duewhat9815 paranioa? so washing your hands and being generally hygienic is paranoia?
“Omg Dale’s killed every man in Detroit!” Omg it hurts laughing so hard!
I’m so glad you found this maniac, I’ve been seeing him in my recommended for like a year since I started watching some military history videos, apparently the RUclips algorithm treats videos on ww2 tactics the same as this guys content.
Charlie: "I have never been attacked in a mosh pit of like 8 guys"
Me: "Charlie has never been to Detroit"
Detroit shows are dangerous. Never ending game had a show a few months back that got pretty rough
Can't have shit in detroit
@@5PercentTint that sounds like a blast lol
Sounds like he hasnt been in a Travis Scott concert either
Saw odd future there
I’ve actually used this in my local airsoft field. The disarms are actually really good. Much easier to shoot my opponent once they start laughing hysterically on the floor. Then I remember I have no gun that’s why I was at gunpoint to begin with.
He burned my patch
@@DeadBelowZer0 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
F
@@DeadBelowZer0 kid had it coming to him
This video had me dead 😭 “that’s not a keychain Dale that’s your wife’s buttplug”. LMAOOOO
Interesting to watch this after Charlie trained with Dale...
paradox
Yeah I'm surprised he was so willing to sell out to this scam artist.
@@michael3556 what
The key is having a horrified look on your face, pointing towards the sky behind them, yelling "It's Godzilla!", and then running away as fast as possible while they're distracted.
@@iii7766 ok.
@@iii7766 can it beat Goku tho?
@@iii7766que
@Aztaps III could it beat one punch man?
@@iii7766 I looked around every nation and could not find a single person who asked
We bigfoots just throw boulders for self defense and if there's multiple attackers then we'll uproot a tree and start swinging it.
Works basically every time
I oughta try this
Fuckin' PETA missionaries I swear.
Man, I haven’t seen you online for ages!
*Yes.*
If another bigfoot attack is it a stone throw duel or a tree fencing duel?
This reminds me of all the McDojo black belts that would get destroyed by a guy with 6 months training in Muay Thai or BJJ
lmao so true
The advice is decent, just very, VERY situational.
Assuming you are fighting a sloth
Exactly
@@elmuffinmanthecartelguy7296 i could see that haha
If it's situational and they don't tell you. It's terrible advice.
@@elmuffinmanthecartelguy7296 Correct
This guy was trained by Steven Seagal: His word is Law.
i do skits like dhar mann
@@slosandwich7287 Renegade Raider pfp tho
It's crazy some folks still try to convince people that Seagal was legit because he did aikido, anybody that watches or follows combat sports know aikido is closer to yoga than it is to a martial art. It's a nice way of unwinding and relieving stress. He did not teach Anderson Silva any thing, Silva was making a joke when he said he learned the crane kick from Steven. I don't hate the guy but it's annoying people think he's legit. Dudes a fraud haha
@@slosandwich7287 You're walking on thin ice
@@well_as_an_expert_id_say I don't think people STILL think he's legit.... Do they?
I used the crowd-avoiding technique in CoD Black Ops' zombies years ago and it worked lmao
true fact
😂😂 amazing
True😂
Good ole training
yeah pretty much everyone walked around in a circle at from round 10 so the zombies lined up cuz theyre so buffed
Looked like he was going for a dark souls backstab in the first one
As an mma practitioner I can confirm his technique are 100 percent a great way to end up at St. Peter’s gate
Hahahahav
Now we need a video of Charlie trying out these "anti-fight" techniques
against cockroaches
As a trained Martial Artist myself, that is absolutely not how you fight against or disarm a gun. Logic should tell you not to try and wrestle the gunman for the gun that’s literally pointed at you.
Agreed and as a trained wrestler his grappling videos would not work
The fact that the videos have so many views and so few dislikes is scary. Dudes actually think they’re gonna rack the slide back on someone else’s gun before they can pull the trigger.
You guys are just weak. A real fighter channels their chi to call in a tactical airstrike on the assailant. They don't stand a chance.
@@Relatablename yeah I guess that’s my bad for not being a main protagonist
This is clearly an easy way to see god. I mean why else would they do it?
1:50 This would not work for several reasons
1.The action on the back of the semi automatic handgun is only used to load the next bullet Into the chamber so they would still shoot you
2.You would not be able to hold it since it’s rack is more then enough to leave a large bruise on your chest if it smacked it while fired so that much force would make you allow it to move
3. Assuming someone thinks your enough of a threat to have a gun directly on your chest without killing you they will shoot if they see even the slightest movement
I’m no expert but the best way to survive in that scenario is to do what they want
Yeah I was thinking this the slide moves because the gun has fired its not related to the actual firing of the weapon.
And also how do you deal with revolvers? Suddenly half the techniques don't work
If they want to take you somewhere, fight.
@@mightbeapersonmaybe8379 To be fair most people don’t use revolvers
I’m legitimately concerned this dude is teaching people this is how pistols work. Someone could actually die because he doesn’t understand how slides on semi-automatic pistols work.
The only self defense tactic I've ever done sucessfully was jumping the wall into the mall's parking lot, it's a small wall so I did it in one movement and when I looked back the dudes who were gonna mug me looked very confused
Based
Based
Based
Here’s some great self defense advice:
If you kill your enemy, most of the time you will win the fight.
But what if the guy's grandma comes and gives you _the look_
@@StormCrownSr then you’re probably fucked
@@StormCrownSr That's a tough one to rule out for sure.
loading screen tips be like:
@@StormCrownSr eat the dang cookies.
When Charlie, someone who can't defend themselves from a cockroach attack, has better self defense ideas than this instructor.
Wdym? Tactical fleeing is just another of his genius schemes
mommy
Can't bribe a cockroach, they're sent here for chaos and chaos only
Shut
You literally spawned with likes you bot lmao
5:12 it means Counter Strike : Double Penetration
Watching this again after he's met Dale
he is winning every school fight… legend
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I feel bad for you my guy, your reply section is full of bots
Holy shit the comment section it’s full of bots
I literally get in them all the time and if u let them say something to start shit with u or shove u use that as an excuse to hit first and if u get the first hit u cant really fuck it up unless ur stupid and dont aim for the head because anywhere else probably won't hurt them because everyone got the arms of a rat and the body of a middle aged garbage man
Mainly cus he's a grown man against a bounch of kids
That keychain he used is actually called a Kubaton, which are pretty much just small metal rods that can either end in a blunted point or a rounded head. They're pretty common for self-defense since they're great for hitting pressure points, soft tissue, and bones without (usually) lethally damaging another person. A lot of them are, admittedly, pretty phallic.
I felt so cool when I was like “ oh shit I actually know what that is” thanks TSA illegal items list.
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I bet it's also commonly used as a but plug
@@amunre3667 I bet it can hit a lot of pressure points down there
The 1st 10 minute is 10 dollar. After that 1 dollar a minute. Brilliant
I swear to God I used to want Solid Snake to be real just for fucksske of being real. Now I want him to be real to show this clown whats up.
I knew my old aikido instructor was legit when he gave us all an example of being held at gun point or by someone with a weapon. He would always stress time and time again how important it was to never fight someone trying to rob you with a weapon. He would always instruct to just give them the money they want. Your life is a thousand times more valuable than money can ever be.
I think these self defense methods are when they are planning to kill you or attack is imminent but yea some of these are goofy
I mean aikido isn't a legit martial art, that being said that is good advice. Run away every time.
@@genericduds6565 they are all goofy zero would work lol
@@goblinsarereal4954 better then doing nothing
@@genericduds6565 actually in many cases.. it's not
If Charlie gets caught in a gang attack his plan is to
1. Scream “stop I have money” or “stop I know the location of the hidden treasure”
2. Run
3.Get the banana peel power up as he scoots off in his Mario Kart
LOL
You forgot about the sexual favors
Did you just call a kart "Mario kart"
And to think that’d all be more effective than this “training course” 🤣
😂😂😂😂 LMAO MAN
“Who’s ever is manufacturing that key chain is in the wrong field” 😂😂
“You’re not a trained professional because you watched a 57 second RUclips video.”
Gold.
This guy is literally teaching how to beat any Terraria bosses (the first guy)
Bruh
Lol
@LUKANI♥️ ratio
@LUKANI♥️ I’m a disappointment too! We have so much in common!
*“Uh, i-I’d offer sexual favors.”*
I’m dead 😂
To the trolls: Kindly fuck off please, I ain’t gonna apologize for quoting. I just found it funny, that’s it. No need to get y’all’s panties in a twist 😂
If ur dead how'd u write the comment? Lol
@@trevorjackson383 I was quoting on what he said. Plus I’d rather fight as much as I can.
@@_____L______ How can you quote someone if ur dead
im weezing😂😂
@@trevorjackson383 obviously he came back from the dead lol
I’ve been in martial arts (taekwondo) since I was five, and now since I’ve been a black belt for a while I practice self defence scenarios, and our old master that passed away a few years ago had two signature lines, one: “if they put their hand on you and they’re not armed, keep that hand there, it’s mine now” and two someone asked him what he would realistically do against an attacker with a gun, “give him the money and run, just run, maybe call the police after I’m FAR away”
These methods are awesome!!!! I’ve traveled many places but somewhere I’ve always wanted to check out was heaven! Upon my first time using these tactics, I was instantly transported! Yay!
10 out of 10 would recommend to my worst enemy
$1 a minute is pretty reasonable. You're saying I can hire a gang of security guards in a hummer to protect me for 3 hours for $180?
that’s $60 an hour, that’s a ton of money to pay someone. minimum wage is like $10 an hour
@@JoeMama-tw6gu yeah but it’s 60 bucks an hour for MULTIPLE people providing a specialty service, fully equipped with weapons and transport. Assuming these guys are good at what they do, and assuming you need protection in that time frame, 60 bucks an hour isn’t that bad to ensure or at least raise the chances of not dying.
I’ve paid more money for medical examinations that were arguably unnecessary outside of putting me at ease.
@MGTWO Entrepreneur did you know? This advertising strategy does not work, you only get 100 views and none of those are full views or returning viewera
@MGTWO Entrepreneur Try being good at something. You aren't even good at this.
@MGTWO Entrepreneur No one wants to listen to a self identified oxymoron. "Men going their own way, by religiously following a cult of depressed divorced alcoholics." Good luck with that.
I love how often the person he's using for the assailant just flops over like a sack of potatoes. Like dude he legit just brushed against you lmao.
I feel like that's an issue with every self defense instructor. It seems like they all assume the assailant won't attack back after you try to do something.
@@plantain.1739 the scam ones do that real self defense advice is compile and don’t die because yeah that’s a gun or rust knife and I prefer life over the $50 bucks in my wallet. I think the channel Super eye patch wolf has a whole video breaking down the whole phenomenon of fake martial artists and their practices.
Well depending on how it's done, that can actually happen if you are putting the person into a lock or arm bar. There are places you can press and push on, where the body will follow. The problem is, unless if you're trained you don't actually know where that is, making it a bit difficult to do. The other issue is the only thing keeping them on the ground is you. Yeah, you can hold them in a lock as long as you want, and if you do it right they will not be able to get out no matter what they do. But you still kinda need to then just sit there and wait for help to arrive, or just try running.
Well yeah, that’s the only way his dumbass tactics could possibly work.
That's just proof the air around Dale is literally lethal force.
When Dale does a pushup, he's actually benching planet Earth with proper form
Yea I don’t think he’s pretending to be a cop. He’s wearing his concealed carry permit on his uniform lol!!!!
Open carry buddy
This is the type of instructor who's advice would be: "Okay, so, a man comes at you with a katana. Step1: Catch the blade with your hands..."
I mean it's possible...if you have blade resistant gloves and you it's more of a block than a catch but it's possible.
@@leoncoben6983 but why would you have blade resistance gloves on the first place
@@vindiesel564 I have some and wear them as accessories from time to time. Not a fan of rings or bracelets since I'll just fiddle with them the whole time but gloves are fine.
@@leoncoben6983 how can you even clap that katana going fast directly at your face?
@@leoncoben6983 wtf is a blade resistant glove made out of?
One of his videos actually has him go over what to do to the assailant after they have shot you. As stupid as that sounds I think it's great he made that video, since if anyone uses any of the information from his other videos they will 100% end up getting shot
Got shot a second time and am bleeding out
What's the next step?
Pray
@@its-amemegatron.9521 Subscribe to Detroit Threat Management Center and become a member to know the next step in self defense!
@@newtonmarte225 and if you don’t believe in god, pick one from any religion and pray to them
You never know he might be talking to his superhero audience. Since they have to deal with all these bad guys cartooishly sticking a gun to their chests.
Does anyone genuinely believe Charlie's lie about having never been in a circle of eight guys getting pounded? Not kink shaming or anything
He also teaches techniques to grab a gun AFTER you get shot. In the chest. Because “the only thing worst than getting shot, is getting shot repeatedly”
Throw a punch, if that doesn't work, throw another one, keep going until your opponent is either giving up or dead. If you have multiple opponents, simply distribute the punches evenly.
thank you
I'm a yanfei main
I can take any advice from you yanfei 😍
@@hisky. I main Raiden.
@@godofallpotatoes1614 Don't be afraid to mix it up sometimes and start kicking. That works too.
"I stopped the slide while it was still going back" - yeah, problem is, that only happens AFTER the shot has been fired. This dudes advice is basically "tank taking a point blank shot to the chest so he cant shoot you twice"
EXACTLY! or jamming your finger behind the trigger, where some guns dont have space to put anything in there, and even if u did probably wouldnt stop much.
He literally says this is a last resort and ny works on certain guns in the video for gods sake do your own research before you comment.
Not really. Theoretically, if you can manage to push the slide back, the gun can't be fired. I was confused at first, but he does seem to think he's fast enough to.push the slide back before the trigger is pulled.
@@Beretmaster666 I might be wrong but I don't think he suggested jamming the finger behind the trigger but pinching the gunmans finger down against the trigger guard to prevent his finger from pulling the trigger. Which still sounds like a pretty bad idea, seems very fiddly and you might just as easily push his finger and pull the trigger
a striker fired pistol could be made not to fire with that technique. striker fired pistols have pre-set strikers where the striker normally rest just under from being fully gogged. the trigger gogs the striker rest of the way and releases it.
the striker is situated in the slide and the trigger mechanism in the body of the gun. moving the slide back prevent the trigger from fully priming the striker and the striker, when released, by design will not have the striking force to set off ammunition
Honestly the best defense is your own instincts
Best thing to do in a group fight scenario, find the weakest looking, run through them, keep running.
Honestly putting friends in front of the other attackers isn’t a bad strategy.
Legit is, I mean ya can’t really beat them but you can stall them enough and hopefully tire them out. I’d give it a 8/10
@@captainrex3320 @@captainrex3320 I hope you're doing a lot of cardio. The enemy is turning in a circle, you are doing a huge sidestep shuffle in a giant circle fighting 8 people sequentially. People always forget bullrushing exists too
@@MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD thank's ! I know another strategy (rhat I learned in a movie and used it and worked.. 😂) and wanted to see opinions about his "strategy" 'felt that something was wrong but could see what, the isea of keeping distance with every guy is good but turning around is spending too much energy and turning around like this you'll finally fall and be beaten..
The technic I learned and used isnt exactly learned and used: the idea is isolating the strongest and beat him then the otjers should be impressed and scared that you beat the strongest.
My situation was a bit different and what I did to. They were 2 and I was drunk and a wall behind me. Behing drunk I started thinking of a strategy that considered my state. If one would punch me in the face I would be able to block fast enough, using a guard like in a boxing match (having the arms up to prorect my face) would have 2 problemes: 1 I give tje information and since I'm drunk I coulnd follow with adaptation to tje situation, and secondly, they can just hit lower (drunk, too slow to react), or make me fall with a "balayette" (dont know how to say it in english but you make the gut fall with your foot by pushing upwards his feet I think, you sweep his feet.)
So I understood that I had to have my hands miway to the guard (face protection) without giving any information so I put my hand affront and give a false information, the information of bein a cool naïve guy so I was hands afrond saying "cool, everything okay.. bla bla) and there come the application of the thing that I learn from the movie: I stayed focus on the leader, the strongest. I dont know if he seen it but didnt try anything.. and the other guy throwed a punch, having my hands midway to protect the face (and having did a bit of karate) I blocked his punch without even watching him..😂, je was shocked.. and psycholgicaly.. (scuse my bad english) wasnt here anymore.. the leader understood that he was alone agaisnt me also gived up and flee..
this is assuming that you can even get out of the circle without any of them grabbing your clothes/arm/legs or one of the people you're running past don't just shuffle infront of you instead of being dark souls tutorial mobs that run in straight lines with slow attacks.
@@MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD bullrushing into a group of 8?
Unless you’re being told to go to a secondary location, it’s generally better to comply with an armed assailant. If they want you to “come with them” anywhere, then fight to the death.
Yeah, if someone is trying to get you to a secondary lication, youre most likely to get killed... or worse. Never comply with that, no matter how sincere they seem or how much they threaten you.
@@gittin7472 yep, if they want you somewhere else, you're being kidnapped or will be killed somewhere more discrete, so you might as well fight right then and there and make some noise, a 1% chance is better than 0
@@iii7766 that's nice
@@iii7766 bro, im literally a fascist but this copy pasting replies under a MoistCr1t1kal video is like, ubermensch level cringe. Make positive change in your community, not screaming into the void.
@@iii7766
So what form of government do you suggest in place of it?
He's letting people come test it, I say Charlie should give it a go
By far the best reaction to this guy I’ve ever seen 😂
The thing about "self-defense tactics" is that they work 100% of the time as long as the attacker is very physically weak and doesn't resist your defenses.
And/or you're a professional that actually works out and practices drills like that daily
@@gwotkid8314Maybe but you'd still be assuming that the attacker isn't as physically fit and capable as you are. Your attacker is just as determined to rob/attack you as you are to defend yourself.
@@danh8101 except specific training vs "i decided to pick up a gun and rob someone" does put the advantage on the prepared. The real problem is you'd be hard pressed to find an american civilian that cares to actually practice enough to be competent
@@gwotkid8314 In my personal opinion, highly-trained, capable, fit civilians and cowardly, desperate, determined criminals cancel each other out. You can only anticipate a certain level of unpredictability before you are put in a dangerous situation. Most self-defense videos don't tell you how the attacker might respond to your pre-planned maneuvers. What if they try to resist your defenses? Do they have a second weapon? What if you're not as able-bodied as the instructor?
@@danh8101 So before anything else, you should almost never try this stuff unless if you are trained or absolutely have to. That being said, when you do certain techniques correctly, there is nothing an attacker can do to stop it or resist. It's all about locking up their body, getting leverage and putting them in a position where they can not get out, because their joints physically cannot move that way. If you know how to get someone in a good lock, I don't care if it's The Rock, the person isn't getting out. The biggest problem is getting that person into that position in the first place. That is where size and build can come into play, and sometimes you're just shit out of luck if you are small and the attacker is big. But in a 1 on 1 between two average people, the trained person can generally get the upper hand and put the person in a lock. And if you're fast and know what you're doing, it isn't too hard to get someone into a lock if you get an opening.
Charlie can defend himself against everyone, simply just by the look of his moist body they won’t dare go near him.
SOMEONE HELP THERE ARE ROBOTS EVERYWHERE
yikes bro Bots seem especially attracted to you haha
I won't go near you because of that pfp
@MGTWO Entrepreneur yes because yours is doing any better
so funny
Here's a good self defense tip, "stay strapped, or get clapped."
He was circling those guys like he was training in B02 zombies.
He grabs the slide after the gun has already fired. Therefore he’s already been shot but has stopped the weapon from cycling a second bullet. He’s putting a lot of people in danger.
Freddy Mercury came out of the dead just to ratio this man
@@Samuel-yl9yo I think he's saying it was put in the rear position by him firing the gun.
After watching it again, you can hear it fire as he grabs it. So yea he's dead lol
@@Samuel-yl9yo Except what happens in the video is the guy grabs the slide as the gun is cycling. With a loaded gun, the gunman would have already fired the round. You could at best stop a second round from being fired, but by the time his hand is on the slide, there would already be a bullet lodged in his aorta.
I have been looking for this comment, a full bullet already made it into your chest I don’t understand how anybody doesn’t get that. Inhibiting it from going to the rear just stops it from chambering the first round and cycling to the next, so you only stopped the second bullet from chambering, you’re still dead.
The only good advice in a several vs one scenario is run as fast as you can.
And if it's a one on one, running is still the best option.
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Most people in this comment section can't outrun the average smoker lmao
What if all my opponents are 5 year olds and I have a gun?
@@teathesilkwing7616 shoot as many 5 year olds as you can. Once your ammo is depleted. Run.
Just learn karate specifically the secret to being successful in karate.
Guns beat karate but don’t tell people that it’s a cia secret
Holy crap dude. Your personality is infectious. I was belly laughing at some of your side comments. I don’t usually subscribe but here you go.
I love this guy he's a legend
He really gives off that “I’m not locked in here with you. You’re locked in here with me!” energy
When I was taking karate lessons when I was a kid, my karate sensei put a fake gun to me and said: I want your wallet. What do you do? I think said something like I don’t know. I thought he was going to teach me some cool trick lol. My sensei told me to give the robber the wallet. You never fight back on a gun. My sensei was a very prestigious karate master too who trained in Japan with other masters and passed multiple black belt tests, I think it was to go even further beyond or something. The point is, don’t fight against guns.
Did he give you your wallet back?
It may not help you everytime, in my country, thieves shoot you even if you give the wallet or do what they want, cuz here the cops first helps the victim(which most of the time die) and then chase.
In this cases you have to do something
(But the guys movements here are quite risky and more cool looking than eficient)
@@joaocaff4143 Honestly I'd rather take the shot at 5'2 140 I'm not disarming an average man of anything and unless he plans on raping and killing me ill go with 1. Gun 2. Comply and maybe shot
@@JohnDoe-vw4zf well its your choice, im talking about life and death situations, if youre going to die you better do something than just wait
@@joaocaff4143 Damn bro your country a goated country.
Lmao!!! I think I just “tactically” crapped my pants laughing!
5:23 Counter Strike: Detroit Police
This guy has Dwight energy written all over him lol
I was literally just thinking this 😂
MICHAEL!!! JIM IS NOT ACTING LIKE A MANNEQUIN DURING MY ATTEMPT TO DISARM HIM. D U R I N G W O R K H O U R S!!!!!!!!!1?1??1
This guy is literally using a technique from the Minecraft combat handbook: circle-strafing
Lmao imagine thinking circle strafing was first used in Minecraft. It's been used since DOOM. It's pretty much the only way to be any kind of successful in group combat in DOOM. A game decades older than Minecraft.
@@yolobathsalts Or a Cyberdemon.
@@yolobathsalts Serious sam too
@@Squerl2005 lol imagine comparing serious Sam to DOOM. Doom was still a decade ahead of SS.
@@HESHRocketWarhead lmao they're powerless against basic geometry and a shotgun
First off. In NYC. You’re getting you’re good pulled over your head, tripped, pants pulled, dropped kicked.
Y'all that first technique works great!!! I was able to herd my sheep str8 back in the barn. Thank you!
"if they're holding a gun to your chest don't move, move fast!" Genius.
The most effective technique is to dark souls roll around them until they get to dizzy to continue
Words mean something. Please watch what comes out your mouth, once out, you cannot take it back👍🏽
This aged like fine milk