Everything Wrong With Paper Mario
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- Опубликовано: 16 сен 2024
- Since I did Superstar Saga DX, I decided to also do the Paper Mario series. And as good as this game is, it’s also a lot more sinful than I remember.
Next Everything Wrong With video: A game I referenced in this video.
I always find your Mario EWWs the most entertaining, so I'm commenting on another one! While I like this game, it's my least favorite Paper Mario game other than Sticker Star.
0:12 Maybe because this game lacks a lot of what people loved about Paper Mario. Even Super has more of those elements.
0:28 The mail probably takes too long to reach Mario.
0:52 She's dumb, so of course she wouldn't.
1:01 It takes a while to move a whole castle, especially underground.
1:06 What's the problem with having them separate? It means that Peach isn't married to Bowser in the normal world!
1:16 Wow, Bowser would be perfect for Peach if he was human.
1:29 The Star Spirits helped him.
1:36 Me too. Graphically, this is my favorite N64 games, although that's partially because it uses more 2D sprites than the others.
1:38 Those Goombas are not friends.
1:54 How would that give Mario any indication of what Hammers look like?
2:04 Where are the members of that gang anyway?
2:23 They said for now.
2:38 And this is the second time that Bowser acts stupid in this game. Looks like I'll be counting every time Bowser does something stupid.
4:18 If you get it wrong, he asks it again next time.
4:27 My guess is that jumping generates air that puts out the fire, and it doesn't happen in the main Mario games because the fire bars are connected to the metal thing.
4:31 I don't think Paper Mario has blood, even paper blood.
4:52 When Mario consumed an item, I thought he was using a phone.
5:38 Bowser is an idiot for the third time.
5:42 Bowser is an idiot number 4.
6:21 Understatement of the millennium.
6:38 How many times will you mention Pokemon in this video?
6:39 Thank god the newer games don't have that, and the classic Paper Mario fans are getting furious that I said that the newer games did something better than the older games. But I don't think they die after you hit them enough.
7:09 And I'm pretty sure that some people wasted the rest of their lives baking the cake because they wanted to bake it the long way.
7:35 The Ruins just rose from the ground.
8:05 Hold on the Lullaby theme predicted Color Splash!
8:47 What about his daddy?
8:50 I guess they needed a reason for why Skolar's not in the castle.
9:33 The bed is huge and Tubba Blubba is hollow.
9:48 What's Ultimate Koopa? Also, I agree with Luigi's Mansion Credits being overrated.
9:54 He'll bring Tubba Blubba's body outside the Windy Mill and then have the body eat her.
10:03 But he's not unbeatable anymore.
10:05 If you remember, what was the hint?
10:32 Bowser is an idiot 5.
10:40 Bowser is an idiot 6 and 7.
10:47 When does that happen?
11:56 Bowser is an idiot 8.
12:26 What does he say?
12:39 Because Goombario can't see him.
13:03 I think that all Cheep Cheeps can breathe on land, considering there are Cheep Cheeps on land in the original Super Mario Bros. Also, why would Sushie's parents name her after a food that's made of fish?
14:18 So Mario shouldn't blow up the wall that could possibly lead to freedom and should instead stay there and wait for the lava to reach him?
14:37 I really want Nintendo to buy Rareware back. I really want an HD remake of Banjo-Kazooie on a Nintendo console.
14:49 I don't think that Goonies eat Koopas.
15:50 I think that the sun can control how much heat it produces. And also, I think this is a different sun from the one in the rest of the game, which is why there's still light in the sky for the rest of the world.
17:40 I'm pretty sure that's a joke.
18:34 You don't want to know.
18:39 Yeah, I always found it lame that the boss guarding THE FINAL STAR SPIRIT is the most irrelevant boss in the game.
19:02 I actually found that fight easy because I cheesed the entire fight with Close Call and Restore Points. Also, he doesn't fight Bowser because he can't get past Bowser's Invincibility, and he doesn't get the Star Spirits because he can't travel that much.
19:10 Not like I deserved anything.
20:15 Why would anyone want to fight that boss. It seems way too hard.
20:41 I prefer fighting Junior Troopa because I wouldn't want to face just the Chapter 1 boss. Also, Junior Troopa can fly.
20:56 He makes a cameo in TTYD, but he doesn't interact with Mario there.
21:50 This fight is still one of my favorite Paper Mario battles, only beaten by Super Paper Mario's Final Boss and Black Bowser.
Sentence: Bowser is an idiot.
1:06 It's hard to explain
2:23 It's probably like a minute later so that's still not "we'll let you go for now"
4:18 Funny, I was told you don't get infinite chances to answer his questions.
4:27 That seems like a good explanation!
6:21 Got that right
6:38 I didn't notice how often I mention Pokemon in this video
6:39 I was told they do
7:09 I'm a bit confused by that point
7:35 I guess that makes sense, but someone probably would have come in right after us.
8:50 But my point was how there's no point in having him ESCAPE the castle. The plot would be relatively the same if he hadn't escaped.
9:48 The final boss theme of Super Mario 64. And finally! Someone agrees with me that the LM credits theme is overrated!
10:03 I was talking about from his point of view. From his point of view, he's unbeatable, even though he was already unbeatable before
10:05 Because now that he's united with his heart, you can hurt his heart by attacking him.
10:47 It plays in some battles with him. I can't remember if it's randomized or not
12:26 Weird, I thought I showed it. He says "I'm not trying to scam you or anything"
12:39 I know that, just saying
13:03 They're probably as good parents as the parents in the Rankin Bass universe
14:18 Good point. Though it's still amazing that it doesn't make the eruption worse.
14:49 Hm, I wonder why I thought it would try to eat him. Maybe I heard someone bring it up in an LP? Maybe that's why
18:34 Probably not
19:02 Normally he would be able to, but this time, yeah.
@@meta527II 2:23 You're right, 1 minute isn't a lot, but it is the only possible explanation.
6:39 I believe you, but I didn't hear the game say it.
7:35 Makes sense, especially since Kolorado's in the area.
8:50 Yeah, I guess they might as well have put him in the Windy Mill and have Tubba Blubba's body bust into the Windy Mill.
9:48 I agree with you on SM64's Final Boss theme being overrated as well. It's far less memorable than the theme for the first two fights for me.
10:05 That makes sense, although there's still the question of how you can't destroy the body before.
12:26 I didn't see you show it.
13:03 What's wrong with those parents?
19:02 If he showed up in Paper Jam, it would be very easy for him to beat up the Bowsers.
@@An_Account1 6:39 I might be wrong (I HOPE)
12:26 That's what I'm saying, I THOUGHT I showed it.
13:03 You'll find out if you watch my Rankin Bass sins videos.
@@meta527II 13:03 Got it. I might check them out.
1:Paper Bowser and the idiot's stone
2:Paper bowser and the chamber of stupidity
3:Paper Bowser and the prisoner of the simpleton
4:Paper Bowser and the goblet of negative IQ
5:Paper Bowser and the order of idiocricy
6:Paper Bowser and the imbecile-blood prince
7:Paper Bowser and the dumb hallows pt.1
8:Paper Bowser and the dumb hallows pt. 2
I literally made all these up on the spot
You missed one.
Goombario: Look at him! He looks really powerful.
King Goomba: **Only does one damage**
It's Goomboss
@@nate6519 in paper mario he is called the goomba king.
@@professorcraze5559 Oh, ok. I am so used to calling him Goomboss.
@@nate6519 I understand, he is referd to that in every other mario game he is found in.
@@professorcraze5559 I mean,his TITLE is Goomba king,his name is Goomboss.
"Did Peach invite Mario last?"
More like Parrakarry delivered Mario's invitation last.
Fawful? I mean Lord Fawful what are you doing here didn’t you die
I always thought it was obvious how Tubba Blubba not having his heart made him invincible. Since he has no heart, he has no Heart Points by proxy and as such cant take damage as his health value is non-existent. Once his heart re-unites with Tubba, so do his Heart Points and as such he can take damage as his health value now has a ground, or heart on which to rest... or at least that's been my theory since I first played the game.
Wow, I just realized! You know how pressing the 1-9 keys while watching a video makes it go to a different part? I just realized that when I do that, it warps to a different chapter in the game! (Example: Pressing 1 goes to somewhere I think is the prologue, pressing 2 goes to chapter 1, pressing 3 goes to chapter 2, pressing 4 goes to chapter 3, etc.
That would make editing either quicker or worse
O M Y
2:20 I found it to be more... embarassing.
11:44 I have derstand this.
Rafael Pereira Gomes what do you mean
3:28 Extra Sin: Bowser loving Peach is a totally different reason for kidnapping than the SMB manual, which said Bowser turned Toads into blocks and Peach was the only one who could help them!
He used to have better justification and was more evil then.
I think Bowser must have powered up his fire to destroy the barrier protecting the Star Rod.
But I still think that the Star Rod defenses are weak anyways.
I think so too. When he hits you with fire in this game he does 10 damage and kills you instantly, whereas in other games it's only one or two HP of damage.
7:09 Lmao Stryder7x reference
Problem is, they never performed it. They just did the math.
4:37 I never understood how bombette comes back instantly after she explodes.
I know this comment is late and you probably know this by now, but Fice T., the Toad guarding Forever Forest, took the job because he thought it would help him learn to overcome his cowardice. Also, you can count that a missed sin, because that’s like assuming you can overcome a fear of spiders by living in an area where they are abundant. I’ve heard it works for some people, but not everyone.
Peach beam should’ve been called star laser/star canon or wish beam
11:44 Bombs? You want it? It's yours, my friend.
14:18 yes Meta you're right I searched it up and it turns out that the magma rock and dirt would be showered with radioactive particles, and a tremendous amount of pressure would be created in the magma chamber very quickly.
"This is like me saying 'Thank the humans i found you!'" best line ever. if i were to make an "Everything right with this video" video, i would give this line 10000000000000 wins
Mario actually did died on bowser attack he survived because of the spirits
5:27 This is more like laziness than idioticity. Peach is definetely dumb, but this is not an example of her being dumb, it's an example of her being lazy. Which makes sence, she rules the mushroom kingdom. Leaders are usually letting their subjects do all the dirty work (minus moments where only THEY can handle it)
Wait hold on hold on hold on.. So your telling me that Misstar who we just rescued a minute ago and should be very weakened from being captured, can carry Mario, Kolorado, and out partner while outrunning a speeding volcano which is already unlogical on its own. But Twink is too light to slowly lift Peach down from the castle?
Charriii5 is that you
@@luistailsprower3051 anyone can come to that tho. Also so what if i did
As dumb and creepy as Bowser is with his interest in peach, I will atleast give him the benefit of a doubt that he wouldn't expose her to a demon to be possessed like thousand year door.
2:03 this part always gets me, 10/10
I also just realized for the stuck max level glitch it was because they had badges to increase stats and where the stats werent actually maxed out. But with the badges they were technically maxed out, forcing you to upgrade when you cant
"Also how did he get up here? Even Goombario's Tattle information wonders this!"
You might not believe me, but pretty sure its because of the power of dedication.
4:53 the same animation for Mario drinking also applies to when he drinks honey.
14:12 Mario is the bad guy to the boss.
14:17 Considering that it's still inside the vulcano, it's magma, not lava.
1:17 - How do you know that _wasn't_ what he wished for, though? It took a literal Deus Ex Machina to make certain that he woke up at all, and even then that was after weeks of being comatose.
9:37 missed opportunity to sin that tubba blubba blows a snot bubble when he sleeps
Yeah I probably should have
If this video was seriously against Paper Mario:
*Stryder7x wants to know your location*
I believe someone is unfamiliar with the concept of an everything wrong with video
oh wait, you were making a joke. How the heck did I not know that?
@@meta527II sometimes we don't notice it.
At 7:05, the Super Mario Brothers 3(NES originally) Underwear theme probably ripped off The Simpson’s theme.
the Underwear Theme
Oops, sorry. I meant Underwater.
4:54 he's going to have glove breath after the 20th syrup he drinks.
10:48 I LITERALLY ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT WAS EMULATOR LAG WTF
Also 3:29 R.I.P. Oddysey
I still love that game
Me:Selling Stuff on ebay Criminals: 11:44
"Next time? What do you mean next time? We never see you again in the series!"
Except as a cameo in TTYD.
Why can’t you just post those comments as the same comment instead of spamming up my video?
@@meta527II sorry...
Eric Wijaya it’s okay. Just try not to make a habit out of it.
@@meta527II its not really a habit. Its just that feeling when you have something in your head you really wanna share something.
Your sin at 13:24 made me think of the song as if it were trying to seduce you at that part, and I've never forgotten about that.
When you think about Tubba Blubba, it’s seriously messed up how his heart get separated from his body, yet he’s fine..
And who knows who did that to him.
I think the babies Yoshi can swim, unlike the Sunshine counterpart where they would be reduced to bits and trapped in a egg again.
21:00 He's in the image for one of TTYD's emails. The one Zip Toad sends you. I can see how you'd miss it.
The fake bowser is called "the Trojan Bowser"
That thing about Nintendo not listening to the fans who want more games where Peach can actually defend herself is sadly true. Seriously Nintendo how about a Super Princess Peach 2 for the Switch I mean the true ending of Super Princess Peach hints that she still has her Vibe Powers so how about a sequel that reveals she's actually been actually doing some form of combat training so she can defend herself along with master her Vibe Powers to utilize them in new offensive and non-offensive situations along with adding Daisy, and Rosalina as playable characters. Or and I'll be fine with this as well how about a remaster of Super Princess Peach for the Switch.
4:37 *SPOILERS FOR PAPER MARIO AND THE ORIGAMI KING*
So Bombette gets to survive blowing herself up but my boy Bobby doesn't?
Do you think you could add a spoiler warning to that comment?
@@meta527II Oops so sorry about that! Will do!
GoldenToparican Thanks
21:06
"Oops forgot my jammin jellies"
8:10 want some advice for what happens when you get hit by the tornado? When you see the yellow thing making a path on the ground that appears that means you’re on the main path.
18:43
I believe the level up crash only happens if your stats have been boosted by HP Up or FP Up badges. I always grind to the maximum level (27) by fighting Amazee Dayzees, and I've never had this happen to me.
I hope the Nintendo switch paper Mario game brings back junior troopa, it'd be a intriguing callback plus with his Easter egg in a thousand year door, it'd be real intriguing having him be a reminder of the good old days of paper Mario and make him a reoccurring boss with a hidden final super boss near the end.
This is still my favorite game of all time despite not agreeing with some of what you said. Good video though
Played this game at least a billion times.
2:14
i mean... if u consider the little jumps they do on the "bah" section on the NEW Super Mario games... yea... they jump
Yeah, albeit not very high.
The Goombas jump because they’re made of light paper.
Anymore than 5 sins and you’re fired. (Kidding)
9:12 they can’t phase out of him for the same reason Vivian isn’t completely invincible and intangible in TTYD.
1:24 Uh No Seriously Mario YOU SHOULD BE DEAD!
DING
2:01 i think jr troopa most likely threw goombaria's doll into the tree
I literally just restarted playing this game and this video comes out.
I admit, Tutenkoopas theme scared me as a child.
If Bombette only realizes she can blow up the wall when Mario arrives, whats the explanation for the other bob-ombs rotting away in jail? Hello?
Good thing pro mode and master quest have a pipe from where Peach's castle is to where it used to be
1:17 Well to be fair to Bowser, he thought that Mario was already dead.
5:08
*Super Princess Peach would like to have a word with you*
Yeah. ONE game. That I don’t think I’m even allowed to play since I’m a boy!
@@meta527II
Even if one game, Peach gets to be the Hero.
And even Zelda got her turn but we don't talk about those games.
Ahmed Falahy Even still, I clearly said BARELY, not NEVER.
I'm going to keep mentioning this Nintendo give us a Super Princess Peach 2 for the Switch the true ending to Super Princess Peach hints that she still has her Vibe Powers how about giving us a sequel revealing that she's been doing some combat training so she would be able to defend herself meaning it would be impossible or at least harder for Bowser to kidnap her along with her mastering her Vibe Powers to where she can use them in new offensive and non-offensive situations along with adding Daisy, and Rosalina as playable characters alongside Peach or at the least give us a good remaster of Super Princess Peach for the Switch. I mean us fans actually enjoy games in the Mario series where Peach can actually defend herself.
7:28 I may or may not have been that kid (kinda). I was really scared of this part when I was younger, and I actually never beat the game, more due to some of the enemies later on being too difficult for younger me, but still.
Extra sin: when you fully made the cake as peach and leave the kitchen Peach managed to get back to gourmet guy without being noticed she has teleportation powers doesn't she and if she does then why does she not use her teleportation powers to escape?
Either that or she just snuck past the guard again offscreen
Oh wait because she's an incognizant
4:16 If you thought the last round was annoying, you should see what the Japanese version is like...
Bombette and Bobbery can explode and be fine but when Bobby does it.. he dies. also wow bobby totally not a wish version of bobbery reminding me that I'd rather play thousand year door then origami king
Peach in this series writes her letters to Mario in cursive I wanna say
Ultimate koopa is, like a every SM64 theme, amazing.
We actually see Jr. Troopa in the background of a postcard in 1000 Year Door.
1:02 2:13 5:00 12:49 13:45 *Cough cough* 1:07 *Cough Cough* 5 sins for inconSINsity!
Why did you have to go and insult me like that? What did I ever do to you?
I still loved the video, I just wanted to point out this and make a pun.
@@eeveeon4081 I understand. It's just that it seemed like you were saying that I was one to talk for being "stupid".
If you read Luigi's Diary page 1 it says "I remember the carefree days when we played golf and tennis and had parties." Which is a cute reference but as we all know Paper Jam revealed that this is a different mario universe. Soooo what. Also yep mario golf, tennis, and party are now canon everybody
10:57 what do you mean? We were always this strong.
Funny how the king of all goombas, deals less damage then a shy guy.
You had to throw in RTX Morshu I’ll remove 999 sins
3:18 Hoo boy, I don't have good feelings for an Odyssey Everything Wrong With.
Where is Stryder7x aka the guy who created the “crashes Paper Mario” meme? On the subject of crashing Paper Mario, Typing this comment crashes Paper Mario. Edit: Saw the sin for the 416 year block, but still, where’s Stryder7x? And at 12:11: Or wait about 4.5 years
Wait, are you saying that hitting that block DOESN’T lead to that glitch?
meta527II I’m not saying that, what I’m saying is “Where is Stryder7x?” Also, we need EWW Paper Mario The Thousand Year Door, so please make it happen
CubsFan1111 I plan on it
These are pretty good videos! Maybe for your next one, you can do "Everything Wrong With Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood?"
I haven’t played it
@@meta527II Oh, okay. Never mind, then.
King of the Koopas is the best Bowser theme. Fight me
4:15 it’s even faster in the Japanese version this is nothing
Good One ! Thank you for share
All the graphics partners and music in the game didn’t make me love this game nearly as much as sticker Star but I still loved it enough.
I’m glad someone other than me liked sticker Star.
Most of the badges aren't obvious to get in this game like some of them are just in red question mark blocks but some of them are completely hidden like how was I supposed to know that to get the badge that lets a partner retain its turn even if you change partners you have to spin jump two times in merlons fortune teller room there isn't enough detectors in this game lego games weren't that bad because there were collectible detectors but in this game there isn't
if you have the zap tap badge on the jungle fuzzys are the easiest enemies in the game. they do damage them selves when they attack you
Also can you put a top ten list focusing the Mario party games
I also better see you including the handhelds as well
Your house could get robbed if nobody guards it.
You remember that fuzzy with the blue shell while it was very easy for me
0:28 peach did not invite bowser bowser knows where peach's castle is becuase of how many times he kidnapped her
I played this game a couple times and never beaten it. But still it was a decent rpg.
I’ll beat it eventually. I promise.
I’ll let you know when I did so.
I finally beat it.
The final boss theme and this game predicted ttyd with bowser giving a quiz.
6:40 and yet people still think Mario is a hero. Oh but dont worry, Mr. Meta, this is just the foundation of the more unacceptable abuses Mario will do in future games. Case and point, the first bosses of the two Mario Galaxy games.
Nicobbq is that you
7:08 I agree because the bandits in this game sucks.
2:27
*So you're telling me that Goomboss originated from the Paper Mario series and not SM64 DS?*
They're probably 2 different characters. Unless you're joking, which, if so, then sorry for that.
meta527II The Mario Wiki says that they're the same person.
Thumbnail is very nice
D'oh, I thought this one was going to be EarthBound from the hint you gave us.
And I know the next one isn't EarthBound, either. But I just need to be patient. You'll get there, right?
I definitely have plans of doing that game. It might be a while though.
Jr troopa got up to bowsers castle with his magic wings wich he uses in battle after swimming after the wail
- 1 sin
+ 1 stupid point for goombario's hollow head
strong optional boss? all i see is 3 black shy guys. i know they have 150 combined hp, but you can lower there stats and give them a status condition.
14:18 *choking* sorry something really stupid stuck in my throat there. I don’t know what that was, but carry on.
Geez, no need to be so mocking with your criticisms, especially when you don't even tell me what I said wrong!
Hello? Are you going to answer my question on why you feel the need to mock me for that “stupid” comment I made? No? You’re just going to keep making yourself look like a condescending brat?
I don’t know sorry I wasn’t answering.
@@Tailsfan5338 so you don’t know why you immaturely mocked me like that?
I don’t.
1:32 that's called a coma.
12:52
Did this guy even play Yoshi's Island?
Yes. What’s your point?
2:47 yeah that’s a game I played on pc as a kid I never gotten any of the chaos emeralds in this game or beaten any hero stories. I haven’t played it in a long time. Like nearly a decade.
15:53 You've never heard of girlfriends treating their boyfriends like sons, have you? I know because my ex-girlfriend on Amino used to treat me like a son sometimes
How did jr troopa get up to the castle I don't know it's not like he FLEW THERE
6:48 well, the ttyd remake kinda listened.
@@KryztovTank It did? What change did it make?
@@meta527II made it so he got his revenge in a hard super-boss fight. It was scrapped from this game, surprisingly, but the remake brought it back in full glory. Also, it shows that wackas don't die after being hit so many times.
SENTENCE: LAMINATED
**claps slowly**
I’m skipping similar cutscenes and similar dialogue cuz the game either…
A) repeats itself or…
B) uses similar dialogue to what it did last time it did it.
18:35
Rhinos are possibly descendants of dinosaurs so it's possible for procreation
Those guys were unused for battle.