Everything Wrong With Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door

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  • Опубликовано: 16 сен 2024
  • This game’s good, and would be my favorite Mario RPG in an instant if it’s sins weren’t so blatant.
    Next Everything Wrong With video: A classic RPG

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  • @SuperGoker64
    @SuperGoker64 4 года назад +29

    Ah, TTYD. One of my all-time faves. Naturally, I have a big one for this game.
    0:19 Or it could just be a remnant of the past.
    0:37 She didn't go alone. Toadsworth came as well, but they got separated somehow. Toadsworth himself even says so in the Prologue chapter. *ding* Still, going with only Toadsworth as backup is stupid in its own right.
    0:55 Sweet Lord Amber, minus 25!? I have never seen a sin counter go into the negatives before.
    1:18 Chugga: "This is not Sonic next-gen!"
    2:06 You think _that's_ special treatment? Wait until you hear his full name in the Book of Mario universe: Honesty Professor Caesar Reality. (Yes, that's where the username comes from.)
    2:30 Or in other words, Mario, Goombella and Frankly are jerks to Frankly himself.
    2:53 *sarcastically gasps* What's this? A paper gag? In _my_ beloved TTYD? But I thought only Sticker Star and Paper Jam made paper gags! This is unacceptible!!!1!one!!1 ...I'm sorry, but it bugs me just how often people conveniently ignore certain aspects of the first three Paper Mario games when hating on Sticker Star.
    4:23 Ignored paper gag #2.
    4:55 Random numbers. *ding*
    5:53 Fat-shaming. *ding*
    7:04 Ignored paper gag #3.
    7:24 Ignored paper gag #4. You'd think they would at least remember about Bowser being the "big, mighty king of GUYS WHO TALK TO POSTERS", seeing as how that's one of the best lines in the series, let alone the game.
    7:47 You aren't. It's shown during Sir Swoop's introduction that other fighters have their own conditions as well. You can even read that condition if you pause at 8:14. Perhaps that's why one of the Goomba Bros. makes the scripted First Strike. *ding*
    8:03 Okay, this is coming from someone who works in a supermarket: not all hot dogs are made with pork. Some are made with just beef. *ding*
    8:39 Some phones actually _do_ let you have the option for different ringtones for different callers, though not for random strangers like that.
    9:28 Also, the fact that despite him claiming to fight above the board after Chapter 3, he'll still do that in the rematches. *addedding*
    9:39 Or maybe she just needed to keep up appearances. *ding*
    13:00 How appropriate, considering she gets referenced in Sticker Star.
    13:51 This is exactly why I hate Cha-Cha Slide, only make the directions roughly 90% of the song's "lyrics".
    14:43 Insert another rant about Sticker Star and haters' hypocrisy, this time regarding copy-paste Toads, here.
    15:06 I'm pretty sure Cortez is bound to his ship. Convenient! *ding*
    15:34 I think you mean "subjecting", not "subduing". *ding*
    15:38 Yeah, the first time through. Kinda loses its magic on repeat playthroughs, if you ask me.
    19:08 Saying "ecks-yux". Apparently, it's pronounced "cross-yux". *ding*
    Total Sin Tally: 9 (plus one more for the game)
    Sentence: Temporary pig transformation *Creepy Steeple bell tolls*

    • @meta527II
      @meta527II  4 года назад +3

      SuperGoker64 SuperGoker64 0:55 well I DID also do that in Ocarina of Time.
      4:55 what do you mean by random numbers?
      7:45 well i haven’t really seen the other fighters have to do it
      9:39 I guess, but she didn’t need to act so mean about it, and she also could have pretended to not notice us at the storage room
      8:39 oh, I didn’t know that.
      13:51 Well now I’ve learned something new about you. Anyways, I don’t mind the song including the directions, but I do mind the “3 times red stache lands on his end” line.
      14:43 while I liked sticker star, I think part of that comes from how Toads are the only NPCs and they don’t have Goomba people, koopa people, etc.
      15:06 for some reason your “Convenient!” Line made me think of Joshscorcher
      15:34 you might or might not be right on that one. I’ve heard people use subdue like that, but then again your point sounds reasonable
      15:38 To be fair, I’ve only played through this game once not counting a few times I revisited it
      Thanks again for your comment!

    • @kwisowofer9872
      @kwisowofer9872 4 года назад

      4:55 Far left of what you said

    • @SuperGoker64
      @SuperGoker64 4 года назад +1

      @@meta527II Tbh, Cha Cha Slide is my least favorite hit song ever, and that's going up against some stiff competition. It feels like they're not even trying to hide the whole brainwash-the-masses thing. I wouldn't say it's the worst I've heard in terms of production quality, though.
      That point about Sticker Star actually ends up being more hypocritical when you remember Chapter 3, what with the game show Snifits and, as I've mentioned previously, Wiggler/Flutter. Then again, many of the haters likely haven't even gotten that far into the game to know about them.
      As of last year, I have played through TTYD three times in my life. The last one was mainly to see how well it holds up in light of SS and having to point out those hypocrisies. During that time, I found that I did not care for Chapter 6 in that repeat playthrough. It was less of "Hey, this is a really interesting subplot" and more "Sweet Lord Amber, who the heck do I have to talk to make the conductor give me that freaking autograph!?". Still my favorite Paper Mario and GameCube game, though.
      Yes, I too watch Josh. *;)* Fun fact: when I first set up my channel, my original plan was to make countdowns of my own, being one of many to be inspired by him and Alex. I tried to make my own hated characters list, but I didn't think it was near good enough to put out even back then, let alone how poorly it would have aged by now. Maybe I'll try again someday with some more original concepts.

    • @meta527II
      @meta527II  4 года назад +1

      SuperGoker64 oh, I know what you mean at 4:55. I put the time stamps of the videos I get the footage from, and I delete them when I copy-paste them into Camtasia, but I guess I just forgot this time

    • @ericwijaya2119
      @ericwijaya2119 4 года назад

      Do one with one of my hypest games, The Origami king pls?

  • @THawkMedia
    @THawkMedia 4 года назад +68

    You know the biggest warning sign that Mario isn t Mario, is when he SPEAKS, ENGLISH, IN A TEXT BOX

    • @franciscocruzthenext-genga6802
      @franciscocruzthenext-genga6802 4 года назад +7

      Luigi's Mansion wants to talk to you.

    • @steam-powereddolphin5449
      @steam-powereddolphin5449 2 года назад

      SMG4's Mario speaks all the time, though.
      (Then again, that version of Mario was also made to be...what some call retarded)

    • @Goomba1309
      @Goomba1309 Год назад +1

      ​@@franciscocruzthenext-genga6802 So does Fortune Street

  • @kwisowofer9872
    @kwisowofer9872 4 года назад +29

    Why I’m having a good day:
    1. I’m in high school and had no homework today
    2. New “Everything Wrong With...” video by Meta

  • @noahwood2620
    @noahwood2620 4 года назад +25

    The fact that Cortez's name is one letter away from Cortex could cause Crash Bandicoot veterans to get the two mixed up

    • @meta527II
      @meta527II  4 года назад +6

      Noah Wood yeah, I thought about that when I was really close to finishing the video, and thought “Darn, I should have made that reference”

    • @captaincortez4917
      @captaincortez4917 4 года назад +1

      Not just CB fans, but some dumbasses on Discord as well

  • @avery1205finatic
    @avery1205finatic Год назад +12

    12:09 I agree entirely with this, Beldam deserves to be tortured in the worst ways, just because she’s the oldest sister, doesn’t mean she can abuse it and punish and do bad things to her family, Beldam is a psychopath Witch.

  • @mysticalmystery2650
    @mysticalmystery2650 2 года назад +6

    5:26 Honestly, with a name like ‘Beldam,’ I’m surprised her only attack isn’t a recoil move and takes near forever to evolve-oh wait, wrong game.

  • @LucasStickman
    @LucasStickman 4 года назад +11

    I have three things to say:
    A) I KNEW IT!!! I knew it was going to be the Thousand-Year Door!
    B) I'm getting the impression that Peach is slowly becoming your least favourite character due to several IQ insults to her. Well, we have our opinions so that's fine
    C) Next up is a classic RPG? Okay let's crack it down.
    It can't be Partners in Time or Ocarina of Time since you've already done those. It says "Classic" so it's either a memorable game or one of your favourites.
    My estimation: Either The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, or a Kingdom Hearts game not on a handheld

    • @meta527II
      @meta527II  4 года назад +1

      GameKingLucas twilight princess isn’t an rpg

    • @ericwijaya2119
      @ericwijaya2119 3 года назад

      Has anyone here even liked Peach? Keep in mind, this is the same princess that gave me an easy time believing that a rat could kidnap her. A RAT!

    • @tiagocervera5661
      @tiagocervera5661 4 месяца назад

      ​@@ericwijaya2119 i take extra afiance to that and what rat are You talking about

  • @ericwijaya2119
    @ericwijaya2119 4 года назад +8

    "Bandy andy must be second rival to Nathaniel Bandy"
    Except he doesnt give shoutouts to SimpleFlips.

  • @Sleepkirby6472
    @Sleepkirby6472 4 года назад +5

    2:46 "Hookyail flies like it has to take a dump!"
    Me: 😆

  • @Master_Calibur
    @Master_Calibur 4 года назад +13

    Mario Accidentially Walked in on the opening of lion king
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SIBITNAAAAAAAAAAAA!
    Lion king is my fave movie of all time. The original one. Not the remake...

    • @lordroy88
      @lordroy88 4 года назад +2

      The remake sucks.

    • @Master_Calibur
      @Master_Calibur 4 года назад +1

      @@lordroy88 I totally agree

    • @lordroy88
      @lordroy88 4 года назад +1

      Master Calibur it was forced, the voicing was terrible, animation ugly, and the “nostalgia” it gives people is stupid.

    • @Master_Calibur
      @Master_Calibur 4 года назад +1

      @@lordroy88 and Disney is still remaking classics... IT'S NOT NEEDED! LEAVE THE ORIGINALS AS THEY ARE!

    • @lordroy88
      @lordroy88 4 года назад +1

      Master Calibur I know! And I swear, they better not make a bad remake of the emperor’s new groove,

  • @Tailsfan5338
    @Tailsfan5338 9 месяцев назад +3

    Peach: *gets in the X naut costume*
    Me: How did peach freaking get in the X naut costume?! AAAHHH!

    • @Tailsfan5338
      @Tailsfan5338 9 месяцев назад

      I’m sorry I had a bit of a moment there.

  • @ericwijaya2119
    @ericwijaya2119 3 года назад +2

    The first sin i'd write for this game if this was me making the script is how OVERRATED it is.
    Guys, i get it, it's a good game, but it's not PERFECT. Jesus christ...

  • @JustADoodle00
    @JustADoodle00 3 месяца назад +1

    "Some of this text goes too fast!"
    And nintendo took that to heart

  • @phet1211
    @phet1211 4 года назад +5

    I mean the punies do have feet, they’re just tiny and grey

  • @HappySmilesInc
    @HappySmilesInc Год назад +2

    Now that I’ve looked through the comments and confirmed that nobody else already addressed this…
    15:45 They aren’t yellow, white, and orange: they’re gold, silver, and bronze. How well-off they are and even their names (Goldbob, Sylvia, and Bub) tie in with this as well. Sure, they threw Mendelian genetics out the window, but it still makes SOME sense.

  • @DeltaBlazin
    @DeltaBlazin 4 года назад +5

    Ooooooh I can't WAIT for you to do Paper Mario: Sticker Star.

    • @meta527II
      @meta527II  4 года назад +6

      I do plan on doing it. But try not to get your hopes up if you're expecting me to hate it because I don't hate it. Just letting you know just in case

    • @platy4700
      @platy4700 4 года назад

      meta527II I’ll be skipping it, then.

    • @THawkMedia
      @THawkMedia 4 года назад +3

      @@meta527II I actually sort of like it too. It's not a good Paper Mario, but it's still pretty good for normal game standards

    • @kwisowofer9872
      @kwisowofer9872 4 года назад +3

      Yayy.. I love Sticker Star.... because it’s my first Paper Mario game, Gooper Blooper, good design, paper physics, and the snow ride with polite shy guys (Mario’s rude, not the enemies).
      Edit: Don’t forget slots which can allow you to attack for up to five times in a single turn.

    • @lordroy88
      @lordroy88 4 года назад

      meta527II please do Super Paper Mario

  • @QueSeraSeraaaa
    @QueSeraSeraaaa 2 года назад +2

    Hooktail’s dialogue feels it was written by an user from Deviantart, the whole feet’s thing is....something

  • @zacharylandrum4789
    @zacharylandrum4789 4 года назад +15

    I'm excited to see you do Super Paper Mario. Personally, I loved it. I know people hate it because it isn't an RPG, but loved its story, which I think is the best in the entire Paper Mario series.

    • @future34andpast
      @future34andpast 4 года назад +4

      I think super paper Mario is a two sided coin, on one side there is the extremely linear nature and no turn based combat and on the other there is great story telling and tons of exploration

    • @thesupershinymegagengar2034
      @thesupershinymegagengar2034 4 года назад +5

      Honestly, hating Super Paper Mario, because it's not an rpg is absolutely the most petty reason to hate it. It's like hating a pokemon game, because it's not Gen 1!

    • @future34andpast
      @future34andpast 4 года назад +2

      @@thesupershinymegagengar2034 I have developed love for the game but I see why people see it as inferior to tyyd. The worst paper Mario game is sticker star

    • @lordroy88
      @lordroy88 4 года назад +1

      It’s awesome. The gameplay, the music, the characters, the worlds, the writing... and of course, the story.

  • @CJackJrGaming
    @CJackJrGaming Месяц назад +1

    I agree with EVERYTHING you said about Beldam.
    Edit: I am from the future with a remake of this game and at this part 13:05 it is confirmed that Whacka is alive after you hit him enough times and he just goes to the bottom of the Pit of 100 Trials.

  • @theaveragemushroom6474
    @theaveragemushroom6474 4 года назад +9

    I knew the "we're going on a treasure hunt" hint meant the thousand year door granted the pirate theme was only in one chapter but still

    • @meta527II
      @meta527II  4 года назад

      And also because they're searching for the treasure behind the Thousand-Year Door.

    • @neko-ikathemysteriousyo-ka1937
      @neko-ikathemysteriousyo-ka1937 4 года назад

      @@meta527II I'm sorry to say this but can you play Undertale it's one of my favorite games

    • @meta527II
      @meta527II  4 года назад

      Ink Tails It doesn’t look very interesting to me. I’m sorry.

    • @neko-ikathemysteriousyo-ka1937
      @neko-ikathemysteriousyo-ka1937 4 года назад +1

      @@meta527II it has one of the best stories and characters in any game i played i only play Nintendo consoles so i'm pretty limited (im sorry if i'm demeaning you but I want to spread the experience)

    • @meta527II
      @meta527II  4 года назад +1

      Ink Tails Well thanks for admitting you’re being kinda demanding.

  • @MrAuthor3DS
    @MrAuthor3DS 3 года назад +3

    For the guys trying to present themselves as the major enemies (at first), the X-Nauts aren't very active throughout the story. This is "An alarming number of Dusks" all over again...

  • @Tailsfan5338
    @Tailsfan5338 Год назад +1

    You know what would have been cool when the screen faded to black after grodus deleted TEC? It would’ve been cool if there were 2 text boxes the black screen. One for grodus saying “we’re leaving.”, and another one after that for peach saying “no! Let me go!”

  • @joietyfull64
    @joietyfull64 Год назад +2

    These "sin points" should not be understood as being faults, failures or flaws. For example, Beldam's character adds to the diversity of characters in the game. It's interesting to think of her as the evil mastermind and a bully. The player helps Vivian to fight the bully after all. In many cases, the filmmaker's reactions show the intended game's writing or design work out.
    The "sin points" mix too many incompatible or even subjective criteria to be a meaningful metric after all. The inconsistency devoids them of actual meaning. So the question is, why count them in the first place? It would be more effective to separate criteria such as logic flaws or inconsistencies, subjective disliking and bad content or bad jokes. Some of these flagged points make sense though in a second thought. The inclusion of sad, negative, annoying or even crude themes is what makes the game better overall than a conventional game. But I appreciate the video for showing the game's key moments and important design aspects in a "short" video.
    Some of the points are not actually "cliches" but rather "tropes".
    By the way, providing subtitles to the audience makes your video very accessible. But at normal speed, it's sometimes too fast for me to follow.

  • @Tailsfan5338
    @Tailsfan5338 Год назад +1

    3:41 add another sin. “YOU came up with the rules. Unless someone else put you up to this task which… who would put you up to this task?”

  • @future34andpast
    @future34andpast 4 года назад +12

    TTYD was a nice setup from the original to be honest but every game has flaws, even this one

  • @polymerwario
    @polymerwario 3 года назад +4

    How does Goombella's book contain information about enemies like the final boss, the boss at the end of the 100 trials, e.t.c
    Goombario just knew this stuff, he didn't need to look it up in a book

  • @tiagocervera5661
    @tiagocervera5661 3 месяца назад +1

    12:03 you qusition that when they are not suspicious of mario laughing like a villain

  • @Sleepkirby6472
    @Sleepkirby6472 4 года назад +2

    21:09 Gross! I'm better off with putrid or acid breath.
    Toadette: The heck was that?

  • @Tailsfan5338
    @Tailsfan5338 Год назад +1

    *reads “WORM! You DARE defy me!?!?”*
    What the heck are you talking about grodus? He chose “Don’t attack” how is that defying you?

  • @lordfawful9469
    @lordfawful9469 4 года назад +2

    21:02:
    I personally see Gloomtail as like a rotiing dragon, and also, Bonetail's vocalc chords are long gone.

    • @meta527II
      @meta527II  4 года назад +1

      Your argument as to why Bonetail can't talk seems like a reasonable argument.

    • @Bonnielikescats
      @Bonnielikescats 3 года назад

      @@meta527II But why can dry bones' talk if they don't have vocal cords?

  • @CamCoProductions
    @CamCoProductions Год назад +2

    Vivian is my favorite partner, so when those Beldam scenes happen, I cringe and get angry more than a moderate amount of people who have played this game.

  • @joietyfull64
    @joietyfull64 Год назад +1

    Jolene's prohibition to enter the storage room is probably intended to make Mario and team curious (and to hide her link with the secret X).
    I believe Crump's talk to the people "in front of the TV" is even breaking the 5th wall. Paper Mario is still a storybook or a show after all, y'know?
    Ah, yes, I was in grief when I thought, I have to give all my money to that bomb because I had 999 coins at that time.
    The biggest issue I have is the story of releasing the shadow queen just to defeat her. It doesn't make sense to me why they opened the door at all after knowing about the demon. How would they go on a treasure hunt anyway when the princess is missing?? I actually don't get how Grodius together with Peach and the Shadow Trio got into the palace and passed by Mario and the team and why Grodius waited to fight Mario when he could just so easily release the Shadow queen without any effort. Nothing of this part of the story was even flagged with a sin point.

  • @Davey_Tooie
    @Davey_Tooie 3 года назад +2

    Punio actually has feet, they're just _REALLY_ small.

  • @Tailsfan5338
    @Tailsfan5338 Год назад +1

    Come on Mario you’re made of paper. You don’t need to be cursed to learn to go through cracks okay?

  • @eon1014
    @eon1014 Месяц назад

    If I had to guess, the reason why Bonetail can’t talk is probably because she’s a giant skeleton who doesn’t have a mouth, tongue, lips or vocal chords.
    Also, Bowser did accidentally save Mario from Grodus in the Shadow Palace, so saying that he was pointless to the story is kind of a stretch.

  • @HappySmilesInc
    @HappySmilesInc Год назад +3

    89 sins were removed over the course of the video, meaning the “sin-vs-win” counter is 367 to 89, so roughly 20% of the points were for wins! That’s the kind of back-and-forth I wish EWW-style videos would have more often!
    (Just about all the others I’ve seen have hundreds of sins to MAYBE 1 dozen wins, including valeforXD’s “Everything Right And Wrong With” videos; I wish they’d focus a little more on the strong points in what they’re criticizing, and THIS video seems to strike a nice balance despite ostensibly focusing on the negatives!)

  • @thatguywholikesboos1475
    @thatguywholikesboos1475 4 года назад +1

    People in Nintendo making a new character for ttyd:
    Nintendo: what are you good for?
    Beldum: I am a bratty obnoxious shadow siren.
    Nintendo: your in

  • @susiehaltmann3342
    @susiehaltmann3342 2 года назад

    Let's see here our first partner is a goomba who can "tattle" enemies and can tell me about the overworld, a koopa that can be used to kick out of reach blocks, a partner that's a baby, a partner that can make us fly, and one that I can ride, a chapter inside a mansion where you recruit a ghostly girl who can hide you, the 3rd chapter boss is a spike type enemy, peach is captured high in the sky, the semi-final area is covered in snow, a partner whos purple and can slam her body on enemies, 7 star shaped things to collect, a partner thats a bomb, a partner with an attack that literally slaps enemies, a chapter on a tropical island, castle, and the final boss has 2 phases. Huh, sounds familiar

  • @alexipanda9505
    @alexipanda9505 4 года назад +4

    23:09 Hmmm... Where have I heard that moral before? Oh yes, one of the most infamous episodes of Family Guy

    • @platy4700
      @platy4700 4 года назад +1

      Alexi Panda Seahorse Seashell Party?

    • @alexipanda9505
      @alexipanda9505 4 года назад

      @@platy4700 Yep, that's the one

  • @tjeffersonb
    @tjeffersonb 4 года назад +1

    6:32 anyone remember one of the first sins where Meta talked about Mario needing to be able to be sleeping while standing up for this to work?

  • @astra3766
    @astra3766 4 года назад +1

    21:05
    Because Bonetail is DEAD
    Also, you forgot ‘The Power of Friendship Saves the World’ cliche

  • @fawful7457
    @fawful7457 4 года назад +4

    I've been recently playing this game, and this is great timing. Can't wait for the other Mario RPGs everything wrong with. Especially BIS DX, I await with much patience.

    • @meta527II
      @meta527II  4 года назад +2

      Thanks for being more patient than the others. And I do think timing like this can be pretty funny

    • @fawful7457
      @fawful7457 4 года назад +2

      @@meta527II Well quality > quantity.

  • @tysondennis1016
    @tysondennis1016 3 года назад

    Hanging people is bad, when you’re throwing people into lava? Huh?

    • @meta527II
      @meta527II  3 года назад

      When did I say that wasn’t messed-up?

    • @tysondennis1016
      @tysondennis1016 3 года назад

      @@meta527II Well, it's surprising from a kids game, but there's a lot more violent scenes in Mario.

  • @juanrivera2727
    @juanrivera2727 Год назад +1

    Another sin would be that Hooktail has a foot fetish

  • @Jammer439y8
    @Jammer439y8 4 года назад +2

    17:03 R.I.P Koops

  • @Tailsfan5338
    @Tailsfan5338 9 месяцев назад +1

    22:34 yeah this is why I had to use save states on the final boss so I wouldn’t have to go through all these long cutscenes again when I die.

  • @Tailsfan5338
    @Tailsfan5338 Год назад +1

    Hooktail: I could apologize by letting you smell the bottoms of my feet.
    Me: WOAH there! I am NOT into your “foot” crap hooktail. You need to CHILL. OUT!

  • @susiehaltmann3342
    @susiehaltmann3342 2 года назад +1

    so not only can we kill a cute innocent creature in a kids game which is already messed up to begin with, but were literally EATING THE SKIN OF AN INNOCENT CREATURE! RATED E FOR EVERYONE!

  • @Sleepkirby6472
    @Sleepkirby6472 4 года назад +1

    23:03 yeah that is a crappy reward for beating a final boss.

  • @ciaranproductions5773
    @ciaranproductions5773 4 года назад +1

    3:04 The quality of the video changed DING!

    • @meta527II
      @meta527II  4 года назад

      That’s because that was the best quality footage I could find of that particular moment.

    • @ciaranproductions5773
      @ciaranproductions5773 4 года назад

      But still why not record the actual game!? Nice video though EDIT: After I play the game if I get the chance I will post a sins comment

  • @how2animate735
    @how2animate735 4 года назад +3

    All the dislikes are from the Shadow Queens.

  • @Tailsfan5338
    @Tailsfan5338 11 месяцев назад +1

    When I was preparing for the pit of 100 trials I decreased my maximum HP to 5, and I got lots of power rushes and when I jumped on enemies it did 61 damage.

  • @Nklu-cm8oj
    @Nklu-cm8oj 3 года назад

    21:06 maybe because Bonetail has no vocal cords?

  • @RWBYraikou888
    @RWBYraikou888 4 года назад +1

    23:10 ...Now that I think about it, didn't Pokémon Sun & Moon have that exact same problem regarding Lillie and Lusamine?

    • @meta527II
      @meta527II  4 года назад

      I guess I can see that

  • @sonicandsallyforever
    @sonicandsallyforever 3 года назад

    "That was dumb of him to turn the bomb off for no reason."
    No reason? He wants to fight Mario, THAT'S the reason, genius.

  • @lordroy88
    @lordroy88 4 года назад +1

    5:23 yes, because having to travel all over the damn place is sooo convenient.

  • @chojayden9723
    @chojayden9723 2 года назад +1

    Come to think of it, if Doopliss stole Mario’s name and body, how come the crystal stars weren’t in his possession?

    • @meta527II
      @meta527II  2 года назад +1

      That’s a good point!

    • @chojayden9723
      @chojayden9723 2 года назад

      @@meta527II Like, wth? Then why did Mario have the ruby star when he first got body-swapped?😂

  • @sonicmariogaming2222
    @sonicmariogaming2222 4 года назад +5

    If you ever actually do BiS DX, you better keep an eye on the story, it has SO MUCH plotholes worth sinning
    Nice video though

    • @meta527II
      @meta527II  4 года назад +2

      Sonicmariogaming Not that I don’t believe you, but do you think you could list some of them? I could consider sinning those plot holes in my video

    • @sonicmariogaming2222
      @sonicmariogaming2222 4 года назад +3

      meta527II Here goes
      how did the safe bowser was stuck get into peach's castle when there was no way in at all. How come only peach can awaken the dark star. If starlow can give peach telekinesis (Shown when they rudely threw bowser out of the conference room), why didn’t she do that when alpha kretin came in? If fawful could brainwash bowsers minions, he should’ve done the same for the rest of the mushroom kingdom. Fawful also just has the peach castle stand there after it crushes bowser rather than have it cause chaos around the kingdom. **Why didn’t they kill the dark star while it was asleep?** And why didn’t fawful kill bowser instead of throw him in Cavi cape, same with midbus, he could’ve killed bowser since he was weakened but instead let him power up. *Why did antagonize bowser the moment he shows up in the beginning and then throw him out of the conference room? He probably could’ve actually been useful.*

    • @sonicmariogaming2222
      @sonicmariogaming2222 4 года назад +3

      meta527II and these are more minor ones BUT, why didn’t the dark star use the dna it absorbed from bowser in its battle. And then there’s the fact that bowser rolls into his shell when using shy guy squad, which he doesn’t learn to do until peach's castle

  • @kevink2986
    @kevink2986 Год назад +1

    Maybe the hot dogs that Hoggle sells are beef hot dogs.

  • @Tailsfan5338
    @Tailsfan5338 Год назад +1

    15:17 Holy crap are you telling me that this is a paper Mario game where there’s a noose in the middle of a main hub ms Mowz kissing Mario… area and now you play as invisible princess peach and then peach gets naked. HOW IS THIS GAME RATED E?!?!

  • @thesupershinymegagengar2034
    @thesupershinymegagengar2034 4 года назад +3

    20:17 Final Fantasies III & IX, anyone?
    22:00 Also, I freaking HATE that cliché!

  • @Tailsfan5338
    @Tailsfan5338 Год назад +1

    1:42
    6:13 okay I know this video was recorded WAY before the trailer for the remaster of this game dropped but don’t worry they’ll probably make it sound a little bit better then it already sounds like naturally.

  • @ericwijaya2119
    @ericwijaya2119 4 года назад

    "I am Bowser! Businessman of legend! Fear my accounting!"

  • @LucasStickman
    @LucasStickman 4 года назад +1

    If Peach ever spoils plot points in a game, you could make a hilarious reference from The Amazing World of Gumball, that being this:
    "What kind of lard-brained punk writes 'Spoiler Alert' AFTER giving out the spoiler!? #YOU!!!"
    (Get it? Because you made jokes towards her intelligence?)

    • @meta527II
      @meta527II  4 года назад

      I don't watch the Amazing World of Gumball, but I could maybe think about doing that reference.

  • @zombies5100
    @zombies5100 3 года назад +1

    2:18 obviously that shows the box is a liar
    9:40 its called "pretend" if she assisted you, she may have gotten caught and found out by grubba or the guards, and could have gotten fired or worse

  • @davidmbamba9814
    @davidmbamba9814 2 года назад +1

    HAPPY LUCKY LOTTERY IS A SCAM why is because its not luck when you get the 1st prize the game literally CHOOSES when you get 1st prize or not

  • @franciscocruzthenext-genga6802
    @franciscocruzthenext-genga6802 4 года назад +1

    2:56 That sin should not be there.

  • @Tailsfan5338
    @Tailsfan5338 Год назад +1

    6:27 seriously elder. You’re made out of paper. Just SLITHER through the GIANT gap in the bars to escape even if you think you need the stupid curse thing to do that when you clearly don’t. It’s COMMON sense.

  • @Sleepkirby6472
    @Sleepkirby6472 4 года назад

    22:03 Mario souls 2: the thousand year door's edgiest side

  • @Tailsfan5338
    @Tailsfan5338 9 месяцев назад +1

    23:03 yeah that also happens when you kill bonetail which I have no idea why. Like why did they design bonetail and shadow queen to give Mario 1 star point? Come the heck on developers you could’ve made both give WAY more than 1 star point and NOBODY would have argued with you.

  • @annawilliams1274
    @annawilliams1274 3 года назад

    everybody in eixstancwe : * loads NGC shaped gun with illegal intent *

  • @caedanclarke490
    @caedanclarke490 3 года назад

    5:29 Like how people hate Evelyn Claithorne from Meta Runner.

  • @derrickhaggard
    @derrickhaggard 3 года назад +1

    Nintendo please give us a Super Princess Peach 2 for the Switch. Yes the true ending of Super Princess Peach actually implies that she still has her Vibe Powers so how about a sequel showing that she has did some decent combat training along with learning how to use her Vibe Powers in offensive manners, and environmental manipulation manners so it's would be nigh-impossible for Bowser to kidnap her, or harder for Bowser to kidnap her, and oh yeah make Daisy and Rosalina playable as well. Or at the least give us a proper HD remake/remaster of Super Princess Peach. Yes a good chunk of us Mario fans actually enjoy playing a game where Peach can actually take care of herself, and defend herself.

    • @meta527II
      @meta527II  3 года назад +1

      That would be awesome

  • @Tailsfan5338
    @Tailsfan5338 Год назад

    1:45 I don’t think breaking the contact lens is avoidable but I could be wrong.

    • @meta527II
      @meta527II  Год назад

      I never said it was avoidable.

    • @Tailsfan5338
      @Tailsfan5338 Год назад

      I know that, but even speedrunners can break this lady’s contact lens.

  • @An_Account1
    @An_Account1 3 года назад +1

    I don't know what to say for the intros to my comment so I'll just say that this is my favorite Paper Mario game other than Super, and that I tried Partners in Time but I accidentally deleted my comment.
    0:13 Oh wow a different font!
    0:19 Just because it's still there doesn't mean people still use it.
    0:34 She went with Toadsworth, but Toadsworth isn't much help. And both of my comments so far are the same as SuperGoker64's. I hope this doesn't end up as a total copy.
    0:40 He does sleep standing up. And hey, SuperGoker64 didn't comment on this sin!
    1:19 And literally all of Mario's female partners kiss him. Why? And SuperGoker64 made a different comment on this moment! Looks like I won't be copying him!
    1:44 The joke is that the devs are laughing at our anger.
    2:17 Rated E for Everyone.
    2:55 Just mentioning that town gives me nostalgia.
    3:13 And people complain about the lack of original characters in the newer games. Oh no it's the TTYD fans that defend this game from everything and act like Color Splash and Origami King were created by the devil. They also act like Sticker Star was created by the devil, but Sticker Star actually was. But wait, all 3 were directed by Tanabe, so Color Splash and Origami King were also created by the devil AH MY BRAIN HURTS! AND MY BRAIN HURTS EVEN MORE BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD BLAME THE GAME, THE TTYD FANS, YOU, OR ME FOR THIS!
    3:47 I can't believe I'm saying this, but it was more funny when Chariii5 said that this was the same game as 64.
    4:53 Rated E for Everyone.
    5:42 She "ran" home right after she realized she lost it.
    6:13 Neither do I.
    6:20 Rated E for Everyone.
    7:17 It was actually smart because he knew that Mario would escape in time so he used Magnus Von Grapple. and if he were to use Magnus Von Grapple and keep the timer on, he would be stuck in the tree when it blows up.
    7:27 I don't think that's a kid. But if it is, rated E for Everyone.
    7:53 Who's the first?
    8:03 I don't think those Hot Dogs are made of pork.
    8:22 And third, HOW DOES HE KNOW WHAT A CRYSTAL STAR IS? HE'S LITTERALY FIVE MINUTES OLD!
    8:31 You sinned that now, and not when we received our first Email from Peach? And hold on, if these are Emails, how is there a ringtone?
    8:45 I assume Rawk Hawk can throw one into the other. But then why doesn't he do that during our battle against him?
    8:52 What game are you referring to?
    9:39 The storage room makes sense because telling us to enter the storage room would reveal that she was X and she could possibly get fired.
    10:05 Shouldn't the footage be the part where Jolene says you have to start over? Also, you have to restart because your records were deleted, probably by Grubba.
    10:32 He doesn't want to eat his own kind, since Eve was turned into a pig. The real sin is that he wanted to eat his own mother.
    10:42 The beings in the curse chests are just following scripts, so they have no idea what order we would find them in.
    10:50 Those aren't friends.
    10:53 If Doopliss turned everyone into a dog, I would be perfectly fine with it. Hold on a minute, I said Doopliss's name! Shouldn't he lose his power like the birds said? Now that I think about it, how does he not lose his power when Mario says it, or when the bird at Creepy Steeple says it?
    11:37 I think you're supposed to.
    11:50 Isn't it 6 times?
    12:41 What's the character's name?
    13:00 Did you mention Sticker Star? Oh no it's the TTYD fans! They're gonna - I do not want to go through this again.
    13:05 Once again, thank goodness the newer games removed this. Oh, no I mentioned something the newer games do better than the older games! The TTYD fans are back! Why has this happened three times?
    13:13 Isn't the statement more against people who wear them?
    13:39 Flavio would be great at CinemaSins.
    14:04 While I agree with the first 2, for the tropical islands (which are both in Chapter 5), one dungeon is a volcano, while the other one is a cave with pirates in it.
    14:36 It could just be out of view.
    14:39 Hold on how are those Toads jumping so high?
    14:43 Please refer to my comment at 3:13.
    15:25 No, he's dating a daisy. Also, weird timing.
    15:35 I would have given that 97 more sins. Not because it's the most annoying thing in a video game, but because that's the amount of times we have to "hear" that.
    15:38 And the previous sins were immediately removed.
    16:12 I don't think you have to be on the controls the entire time.
    17:23 But you showed 2 Toads.
    19:43 Bowser only forgets Luigi's name in Mario & Luigi.
    20:08 Also, how can you still access the X-Naut Fortress after beating the game if it blew up?
    20:55 What line?
    21:08 How can he barf if he hasn't eaten in so long?
    21:27 Unfortunately, it's not required to use Vivian for that fight. It's like the storyline of Ash Ketchum's Infernape if it ended when Ash caught him. Actually, it's the exact same thing! Pokemon copied Vivian's storyline!
    21:31 It's funny that Doopliss is getting annoyed the Beldam gets his name wrong, while he laughs when Mario gets it wrong.
    21:52 I would've expected you to say that the finale is worse with Bowser, especially since the fight is really annoying for a lot of people.
    21:55 And he doesn't have a shirt! What a great Shulk imitation!
    22:33 And that's why I still haven't beaten this game.
    Sentence: Rated E for Everyone.

    • @meta527II
      @meta527II  3 года назад

      Darn. It would have been neat seeing you comment on my Partners in Time video. Well, I guess I can't get mad.
      0:13 I noticed that too. I must have forgotten what text I use.
      3:47 I guess
      5:42 Actually I think I remember her being at home when she realized she didn't have it
      7:17 I guess that figures
      7:53 Nathaniel's first rival is Bathaniel Nandy.
      8:45 I guess that would make sense
      8:52 Kingdom Hearts 2
      10:32 It still technically is his own kind since that's its true form.
      11:50 You have to go through it once to get to the mansion, a second time to go back to Twilight Town, a third time to go back and get the lowercase p, a fourth time to go back and show it to Doopliss, and a fifth time to run back to the Creepy Steeple. You automatically get teleported back during the interlude.
      12:41 Flavia
      14:04 Makes sense, but it's still a cave on a tropical island.
      14:36 You can see the entire treasure pile, and if you look where the crystal star was, it wasn't there
      15:35 The reason I didn't add that many was because I like to have it be where the less sins the game has, the more I like it.
      16:12 To be fair I've never worked with trains before, and I don't think I've studied theme either, so yeah your point might be logical
      19:43 That was before Nintendo decided the two should be different universes
      20:57 the one where Gloomtail said he wondered why Hooktail hadn't written to him.
      21:08 I was actually making a joke on the color of his fire breath
      21:31 You're right, it is actually kinda funny!
      BTW for some reason I knew Rated E for Everyone would be the sentence

    • @An_Account1
      @An_Account1 3 года назад +1

      @@meta527II I'll do PiT someday.
      5:42 Oh yeah, I remember. It's really weird how she lost it. Did Beldam steal it so Vivian would find it so she could bully Vivian more?
      7:53 How did I not know that?
      10:50 I don't know how I got 6.

  • @ericwijaya2119
    @ericwijaya2119 4 года назад

    "I want to remind myself that hes innocent but everyone keeps reminding me of the Goombas hes killed."
    The truth no one chose to accept.

  • @Tiredcream6472
    @Tiredcream6472 3 месяца назад

    Some of the sins would probably be repeated in the remaster. (Which I didn't play either the original or the remaster)

  • @sonicandsallyforever
    @sonicandsallyforever 3 года назад

    "Cheating."
    Meta sins a dirty fighter....for being a dirty fighter.

  • @sonicandsallyforever
    @sonicandsallyforever 3 года назад

    "Yoshi can eat these guys and their "Horns that penetrate anything" without having holes poked in his body."
    Meta doesn't know how tough the innards of a Yoshi are.

    • @meta527II
      @meta527II  3 года назад

      You think maybe you could post all those in the same comment instead of spamming up the comments section?

    • @sonicandsallyforever
      @sonicandsallyforever 3 года назад

      @@meta527II My bad.

    • @meta527II
      @meta527II  3 года назад

      sonicandsallyforever thanks

  • @ReddyToAnimate
    @ReddyToAnimate Год назад

    I had this game back in the April 2023. I played it but it was stupidly hard so I’m sending it to Goodwill.

  • @andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780
    @andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 3 года назад

    the stage can also efect the enemy too and its kinda funny

  • @mr.eazilymctriggered9369
    @mr.eazilymctriggered9369 4 года назад

    Waiting for Everything Wrong with the rest of the Paper Mario games, ESPECIALLY Sticker Star, Color Splash and Origami King.

  • @metaridley2911
    @metaridley2911 3 года назад +1

    21:05 - They still have brains?

  • @markovladisavljevic2731
    @markovladisavljevic2731 4 года назад +1

    meta257II:*Makes an "Everything wrong with Paper Mario:The Thousand Year Door" video*
    Paper Mario fanboys:So,you have chosen death.

    • @robymammon610
      @robymammon610 4 года назад

      They're also major hypocrites, they think that every Paper Mario game needs to be like TTYD, yet they bash the New Super Mario Bros series for following the same formula.

  • @Tailsfan5338
    @Tailsfan5338 Год назад

    19:44 you missed a sin. “No you didn’t. Mario went through there and got the real crystal star when he went through chapter 6. And if that IS the case, where is Luigi?

    • @meta527II
      @meta527II  Год назад +1

      Pennington thought Mario was Luigi, that’s why he said that was Luigi who got it.

    • @Tailsfan5338
      @Tailsfan5338 Год назад

      Maybe because of Mario’s clothes being similar to Luigi?

  • @Sleepkirby6472
    @Sleepkirby6472 4 года назад +1

    2:51 yeah I don't get it either. Everyone just uses the other items.

  • @Bonnielikescats
    @Bonnielikescats 2 года назад

    21:06 Bonetail lacks vocal cords.

  • @susiehaltmann3342
    @susiehaltmann3342 2 года назад

    So fun fact the first Lord Crump battle is LITERALLY UNLOSABLE

    • @meta527II
      @meta527II  2 года назад +1

      Yeah. Though I think that might count as a tutorial battle

    • @susiehaltmann3342
      @susiehaltmann3342 2 года назад

      @@meta527II true like with one of the main villains in the mario and luigi games

  • @Tailsfan5338
    @Tailsfan5338 Год назад

    16:00 I have no idea. Maybe some magic happened to shrink the pot and put it in the drawer and all of the sudden the pot got bigger?

  • @justinukah7441
    @justinukah7441 4 года назад

    Actually if you talk to the party members after recruiting Vivian, they DO acknowledge that Mario was acting a bit off

  • @platy4700
    @platy4700 4 года назад

    23:25 Paper Mario Awakening, coming to Nintendo 3DS in 2012.

  • @kylecunns
    @kylecunns 4 года назад

    Flurrie looks like Ludwig as a ghost

  • @Jaydove2387
    @Jaydove2387 3 года назад

    Negative image is a photography term. Look it up.

  • @THawkMedia
    @THawkMedia 4 года назад +1

    The citizens were turned back to normal because "mario" won, and it would be very supicous if they remained even after beating the monster that cursed them
    TL;DR doopliss was covering his tracks

  • @Tailsfan5338
    @Tailsfan5338 Год назад

    15:24 maybe they had good defense against the super crump bombomb.

  • @FatalHog
    @FatalHog 2 года назад

    1:37 I GOT IT
    shes the princess cuz her brain is a mushroom
    GAME THEORY CONFIRMED

  • @Tailsfan5338
    @Tailsfan5338 Год назад

    Omg the music for when you fall for a curse ._.

  • @franciscotapia9682
    @franciscotapia9682 Год назад

    This game is back again
    And about time too
    And this time
    It's in the mood
    It can fly real high
    With it's jetpack on
    With it's pistols out
    It's one though game
    It will make you smile
    When it plays it's tunes
    But [insert enemy faction] beware
    Cause he's after you, huh!

    • @meta527II
      @meta527II  Год назад

      Yup, I saw. But On and Game don’t rhyme.

  • @platy4700
    @platy4700 4 года назад

    6:21 No idea. After all, this studio would go on to create Nowi.

    • @thesupershinymegagengar2034
      @thesupershinymegagengar2034 4 года назад

      I just looked her up, and I see your point.

    • @meta527II
      @meta527II  4 года назад

      TheGamingPlatypus you mean from FE: Awakening, right? If so, I don’t find Nowi’s design to be CREEPY per say, but I do think it’s weird how they make a child dress like that

  • @Sleepkirby6472
    @Sleepkirby6472 4 года назад

    This game is my 2nd favorite in the paper Mario series but it's the only one Toadette appears in.