Everything Wrong With Super Mario 3D All-Stars in 20 Minutes (ft.

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  • Опубликовано: 27 ноя 2024

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  • @Charriii5
    @Charriii5  4 года назад +915

    Special thanks to my buddies over at the Minus World channel for finding the time to participate in this! I met these wonderful people through Super Mario 64 and I wanted to make sure I had them on for this. Unfortunately, I was informed our buddy Kevin of Hobo Bros. simply didn't have the time due to working on GLITCH, the animation company he manages so, please be sure to check out that channel and show them some love: ruclips.net/user/glitchprod

    • @versuity8933
      @versuity8933 4 года назад +1

      Hi

    • @LOVELIFETM
      @LOVELIFETM 4 года назад +2

      I LOVE YOUR STUFF!!! (>_

    • @Unifoseum
      @Unifoseum 4 года назад

      Hi

    • @sacramentum8802
      @sacramentum8802 4 года назад

      Where did you get this game

    • @CheapSeek
      @CheapSeek 4 года назад

      I see something off this video was 5 minutes ago and your comment is literally 53 minutes ago what the f***

  • @shadicTPZ
    @shadicTPZ 4 года назад +801

    *Chariii5:* Actual narrator.
    *DPadGamer:* Clearly the first take.
    *Nintendrew:* Attempts to be Boundary Break.
    *NicoBBQ:* Tries to question Mario lore.
    *SMG4:* Traumatised from childhood memories.
    *Nathaniel Bandy:* Repeats his entire lines from Super Mario Sunshine.
    *TetraBitGaming:* Triggered, triggered, triggered...
    *SimpleFlips:* Uhh... Hardcore fan with a fetish?
    *Kevin:* Lol, he not here.

  • @arwenforever
    @arwenforever 4 года назад +519

    Alternate title: Everything wrong with 3d all stars while Dpad has a mental breakdown over peach making cake

    • @mattthegamer172
      @mattthegamer172 4 года назад +10

      Charii5 better ❤️ this comment or so help me

    • @starplane1239
      @starplane1239 3 года назад +3

      @@mattthegamer172 Hate to tell ya this...

    • @acedelta12
      @acedelta12 3 года назад +1

      @@mattthegamer172 ...He still hasn't...

    • @ricardobr1493
      @ricardobr1493 3 года назад

      @@mattthegamer172 yo

    • @TheBanishedWind
      @TheBanishedWind 2 года назад +1

      @@mattthegamer172
      "Gimme gimme" never gets.

  • @petramacneary4062
    @petramacneary4062 4 года назад +1024

    I love that half of the 64 part is about cake

    • @nenssyvrajitor2729
      @nenssyvrajitor2729 4 года назад +7

      Nice

    • @EmptyCheetosBag
      @EmptyCheetosBag 4 года назад +29

      Question... Everything...
      The castle... is c a k e.

    • @digimaniacstudios5959
      @digimaniacstudios5959 4 года назад +12

      nenssy vrajitor I was really hoping the rant would continue to develop and just go through the entire video.

    • @ACUltra
      @ACUltra 4 года назад +7

      its even better that most (if not all) of the sunshine part is a copy paste of the last time he did it

    • @gravitydazed8859
      @gravitydazed8859 4 года назад +2

      How did she make it tho?

  • @vt2animalsandvlogs
    @vt2animalsandvlogs 4 года назад +516

    I love how D Pad is questioning the existence of Peach's castle and the Mushroom Kingdom as a whole

    • @pokelordomega1701
      @pokelordomega1701 3 года назад +24

      He slowly just has something of an existential crisis about Peach's castle.

    • @darkninja2992
      @darkninja2992 3 года назад +8

      Lol, seriously. I can already imagine him setting up cork boards and twine connections

    • @OmegaQuinn
      @OmegaQuinn 3 года назад +7

      @@pokelordomega1701 not just the castle, the man is having a philosophical talk to himself about the lore of the mushroom kingdom and everything

    • @PeckGaming378
      @PeckGaming378 3 года назад +3

      Where did she get the milk

    • @darkninja2992
      @darkninja2992 3 года назад +2

      @@PeckGaming378 it's her milk.

  • @hiku1
    @hiku1 4 года назад +724

    “Lumas don’t have mouths!”
    Hungry Luma: >:(

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement 4 года назад +148

    This video started off with a man slowly delving into madness over whether Princess Peach's castle is actually a castle and the logic of it all, and I love it.

  • @NathanielBandy
    @NathanielBandy 4 года назад +1227

    This is what we call a POGGERS moment!

  • @not.sentinel.87
    @not.sentinel.87 4 года назад +196

    “Lumas don’t have mouths.”
    The Luma that asked for 100 star bits: *am I a joke to you?*

    • @broboiler
      @broboiler 3 года назад +4

      I think those are a different species of lumas

    • @pokelordomega1701
      @pokelordomega1701 3 года назад

      @@broboiler hungry lumas are still lumas lol

    • @broboiler
      @broboiler 3 года назад

      @@pokelordomega1701 oh, well ok

    • @mimikyufates576
      @mimikyufates576 3 года назад +3

      Lubba:*Am I a joke to you too?*

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga 6 месяцев назад

      The thing is that it's inconsistent.

  • @DPadGamer
    @DPadGamer 4 года назад +1358

    Its not a conspiracy theory if you're right to question it.

    • @faultf4
      @faultf4 4 года назад +33

      DPadGamer was never the same after this video

    • @richardgibson8403
      @richardgibson8403 4 года назад +9

      Beepy he has terminal seven

    • @danker96
      @danker96 4 года назад +11

      The cake is a lie

    • @renatoalvisto8791
      @renatoalvisto8791 4 года назад +6

      i know this is a joke, but i found many holes in your logic XD

    • @awilddon.8570
      @awilddon.8570 4 года назад +4

      Eventually D-pad stopped thinking

  • @naswiththemetal
    @naswiththemetal 3 года назад +34

    18:20 “We interupt Super Mario Colors to bring you the ending to Sonic Galaxy”

  • @YLFGMatt
    @YLFGMatt 4 года назад +557

    Ah yes, Rosalina's storybook narrated by Shadow the Hedgehog....everyone's favorite past-time

    • @lpfan4491
      @lpfan4491 4 года назад +50

      Plottwist:She is just a copy of maria that escaped to another universe because it is canon that shadows personality was originally based on her.

    • @UltimaD.
      @UltimaD. 4 года назад +26

      20:13 this explains it

    • @Shiny_Misty
      @Shiny_Misty 4 года назад +17

      Lets just be serious here. I'd listen to the whole storybook narrated by him. XD

    • @MaximumYT3
      @MaximumYT3 4 года назад +4

      Yessss xD

    • @venomousbook
      @venomousbook 4 года назад +6

      reading all replies while listening to Final Haunt

  • @The_Pyromaniac_MageWolf
    @The_Pyromaniac_MageWolf 4 года назад +111

    I thank you for 15:59
    “Well if it isn’t Barron Brrr”
    “Sir”
    “That’s cool”
    “You’ve created quite a blizzard”
    “Sir”
    Dammit I hear it all in my head

  • @spemtang
    @spemtang 4 года назад +47

    4:51 I like how Mario attempts a BLJ only to be met with disappointment

  • @Nintendrew
    @Nintendrew 4 года назад +815

    #1 sin is that it didn't come out sooner 🥺

  • @EpicNick
    @EpicNick 3 года назад +32

    17:11 it’s simple, bowser fell into lava so many times he practically has an immune system at this point

  • @53Spawn
    @53Spawn 4 года назад +157

    There are 2 types of people:
    1: List of complaints with the game
    2: *Wheres the kitchen? Where was this cake prepared?!*

  • @mattwo7
    @mattwo7 4 года назад +28

    16:50 Wouldn't be the first time.
    ...Or the last time... I mean Bowser even became a skeleton after falling into lava once and he _still_ got better.

  • @rhys8981
    @rhys8981 4 года назад +131

    Dpad questioning how the castle had no chairs, and no kitchen, was priceless

    • @Gauntlet7514
      @Gauntlet7514 3 года назад +2

      Its at 69 so I can not like

  • @thejonbrownshow8470
    @thejonbrownshow8470 4 года назад +14

    3:02 hearing smg4 was so unexpected , but so far I love the parts where someone keep questioning the hidden lore of Mario lol

  • @JDB100
    @JDB100 4 года назад +459

    Bet Daisy has an actual kitchen in her castle to bake lots of cakes for Luigi.

    • @keithflippers4429
      @keithflippers4429 4 года назад +32

      She making something for him and it ain't cakes

    • @ultra9349
      @ultra9349 4 года назад +3

      Nice sumire pic or is it Kasumi or kasumire (sumire when she pretended to be Kasumi aka first 5 confident ranks)

    • @OverZeelous
      @OverZeelous 4 года назад +21

      Why would Luigi need a lot of cakes? Daisy's already got a perfect one.

    • @JDB100
      @JDB100 4 года назад +3

      Detective PANCAKES Sumire😂

    • @leik7728
      @leik7728 4 года назад +1

      rboss871 z are u talking about her making a baby cause Luigi is to scared to even get to third base

  • @angeldude101
    @angeldude101 4 года назад +15

    You may have been memeing during Rosalina's storybook, but in all seriousness, I do headcanon her as a pretty damn good engineer. I mean, she oversaw the construction of an entire fusion-powered FTL-capable space station!
    Suddenly her "passion for motorcycles" makes sense.

  • @memerio1458
    @memerio1458 4 года назад +370

    Normal People: “Where’s Mario Galaxy 2?”
    Smart People: “Where’s Mario 3D Land?”
    Galaxy-Brain People: “Where’s Mario 64DS?”

    • @villainoftheweek
      @villainoftheweek 4 года назад +25

      Biggest brainiest of the galaxys: where's mario odyssey
      (It's a joke ik the game is on switch)

    • @finalhazard883
      @finalhazard883 4 года назад +23

      Colossal Universal Brain people: Where's Mario Strikers Charged.

    • @dylanmerleking2651
      @dylanmerleking2651 4 года назад +4

      Super Mario 64 DS is just Super Mario 64, but on the DS with some tweaks.

    • @villainoftheweek
      @villainoftheweek 4 года назад +13

      @@finalhazard883 Galaxy brains: where's mario kart 7?

    • @mudkip4101
      @mudkip4101 4 года назад +11

      @@villainoftheweek biggest of the brainest: where's Mario 3D All-Stars?

  • @terivalcarcel9930
    @terivalcarcel9930 4 года назад +41

    Nico: A hero wouldn't kill Bowser
    Also Nico: Why would you let him live?!

  • @j-star026
    @j-star026 4 года назад +139

    I never even thought about Peach's kitchen until now...how am I gonna sleep tonight knowing she doesn't even have a kitchen to bake that cake in.

    • @thisisasupersayin376
      @thisisasupersayin376 4 года назад +21

      The canon explanation is Peach has two castles. The one in SM64 is an art gallery, the other is an actual living area that appears in Paper Mario 64. Still doesn't explain why she was inviting Mario to THIS castle for cake.

    • @rodrigomorales563
      @rodrigomorales563 4 года назад +16

      @@thisisasupersayin376 no, the real answer is that peach has an obsession with remodeling her castle. Or bowser destroyed the kitchen when he invaded.

    • @lpfan4491
      @lpfan4491 4 года назад +12

      @@rodrigomorales563 He be like:"fuck the kitchen"

    • @GatorOne-in7hk
      @GatorOne-in7hk 4 года назад +6

      @@thisisasupersayin376 Paper Mario is confirmed a parallel universe. It’s shown to be a storybook in Peach’s Castle in Mario and Luigi Paper Jam.

    • @thisisasupersayin376
      @thisisasupersayin376 4 года назад +4

      @@GatorOne-in7hk i get you, but mario and peach are still real figures in the mushroom kingdom. Why would a story (even a fictional one) about a real life figure have an inaccurate dipiction of a real location? This is why I still believe Paper Mario depicts the second castle.

  • @MK1MonsterOck1989
    @MK1MonsterOck1989 4 года назад +27

    13:44 I didn’t know SpongeBob was narrating that lol xD

  • @Attacker72
    @Attacker72 4 года назад +158

    Love how they repeated the same lines from the old EWW Mario Sunshine

    • @opeakin4410
      @opeakin4410 4 года назад +6

      I realised that as well

    • @JugularJohn
      @JugularJohn 4 года назад +10

      Its a remake and I love it

    • @HeartlessSlayer3
      @HeartlessSlayer3 4 года назад +12

      I think it's a reference to how 3d all-stars is a port so the videos are a port

    • @thewanderinggamer1369
      @thewanderinggamer1369 4 года назад

      @@HeartlessSlayer3 kinda lazy imo

    • @JugularJohn
      @JugularJohn 4 года назад +2

      @Pyro Flare
      No the lines are a remake.

  • @thegamerator10
    @thegamerator10 3 года назад +13

    "The little girl shook the sleeping Luma awake and shouted excitedly, 'Where's that damn FOURTH Chaos Emerald?'"

  • @sanscoolson5125
    @sanscoolson5125 4 года назад +170

    “ A hero would never kill a villain” later saying a mistake to bring Bowser back and Link the hero of time join the chat.

    • @rodrigomorales563
      @rodrigomorales563 4 года назад

      Sometimes it would be the smart thing to do.

    • @arhyllinchroma9062
      @arhyllinchroma9062 4 года назад

      Bakugo would 🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @mobgabriel1767
      @mobgabriel1767 Год назад

      but the hero of time never kills ganon... the hero of winds kills him in the adult timeline, the hero of legend does it in the downfall timeline and i think the hero of twilight does it in the child timeline but the hero of time only helped seal him

  • @its_clover2
    @its_clover2 4 года назад +16

    Other people: **talks about actual issues**
    D-Pad: Cake.

  • @faultf4
    @faultf4 4 года назад +195

    WAIT PEOPLE REMEMBER NICO’S “NOT A HERO” SERIES?

  • @nicobbq
    @nicobbq 4 года назад +473

    Mario is NOT A HERO!

    • @GatorOne-in7hk
      @GatorOne-in7hk 4 года назад +5

      To this day I still don’t understand what the point of that series was. But for some reason I loved the reference.

    • @not.sentinel.87
      @not.sentinel.87 4 года назад +3

      Ah sh*t, here we go again

    • @theminecraft2516
      @theminecraft2516 4 года назад +5

      “Bowser is NOT A HERO!”

    • @matthewberry2144
      @matthewberry2144 4 года назад +2

      @@GatorOne-in7hk It gives me PTSD because I got bullied because of that and MatPat's video. ...Maybe that was a bit TMI.

    • @matthewberry2144
      @matthewberry2144 4 года назад +7

      Nicobbq is NOT A HERO!

  • @blueblazeflame
    @blueblazeflame 4 года назад +87

    THE WHOLE MINUS SQUAD??? WHAT AM I WITNESSING!?!?
    Edit: also I like how the Sunshine video is the EXACT same one as the one in its own video, which makes sense, same game, but I was a bit surprised (I only know it’s the same cause it’s by far one of my favorite rewatchable playlists on RUclips)
    ANOTHER Edit Note: Whoops, it is different in some way, same script different voice impression

    • @TankEngine_12
      @TankEngine_12 4 года назад +2

      Execpt Kevin the Hobo Bro

    • @NathanielBandy
      @NathanielBandy 4 года назад +23

      We thought there would be a lot of irony in changing absolutely nothing about the script, in the same vane that Nintendo changed nothing about the games in the collection either :)

    • @gamertrash14
      @gamertrash14 4 года назад +2

      Nathaniel Bandy thanks for the info NB

    • @LordTRex
      @LordTRex 4 года назад +1

      not all where is Kevin?

    • @TankEngine_12
      @TankEngine_12 4 года назад +1

      Lord TRex Busy with Glitch, is what Charii said

  • @samg6561
    @samg6561 4 года назад +4

    Nico: Yells at Mario for killing Bowser
    Also Nico: Yells at Mario for keeping Bowser alive

  • @midnightmacabre5981
    @midnightmacabre5981 4 года назад +95

    Can we hear you do a full reading of Rosalia's Storybook? I'd hella vibe to some Chariii5 Storytime ASMR lol

    • @midnightmacabre5981
      @midnightmacabre5981 4 года назад +2

      Help I forgot how to spell Rosalina's name oops

    • @QuickTimeVelocity
      @QuickTimeVelocity 4 года назад +3

      I second this. The voice dubs are cringe compared to his storybook narration.

  • @KonroMan
    @KonroMan 3 года назад +19

    “Low-poly Mario is hot.” -Simpleflips, 2020

  • @Hypertonick
    @Hypertonick 4 года назад +71

    dpad and his conspiracies out of nowhere are awesome

  • @BountyMaster456
    @BountyMaster456 3 года назад +3

    6:26 🤣🤣🤣 let’s add a sin just for that Yoshi impression for sounding more like Donald Duck! 🤣

  • @racerlord2329
    @racerlord2329 4 года назад +15

    12:27 nice work making it sound a lot more frustration than the original EWW Sunshine episode

  • @thebiolibrary5572
    @thebiolibrary5572 4 года назад +52

    I love how everyone is talking about regular sins, and then we have Bandy who’s going on a whole spiel about how nothing in the series makes any sense because he doesn’t know where the cake Peach promised would even be baked.

  • @shyguy946
    @shyguy946 4 года назад +140

    I love how everyone is talking about things wrong with mario 64 but that one is just talking about how peach made the cake and wear he would eat it and just going on a controversial rampage

  • @Supersonicblue1027
    @Supersonicblue1027 3 года назад +5

    14:28 well when you take into account how fast time moves on a planet compared to space, while it only took five minutes for us and Mario to reach in space in reality on the new planet itself several centuries had already past in that time, the devs did their space research.

  • @chromelambo3938
    @chromelambo3938 4 года назад +55

    13:24 we interrupt super Mario galaxy to bring you the Bee Movie

  • @matthewberry2144
    @matthewberry2144 4 года назад +6

    7:35 That's 'cause it depicts Peach seeing it, and freezes it to give emphasis on what she saw. I know it's a joke, but it didn't actually freeze frame in real time, despite how it seemed.

  • @Superluigi881
    @Superluigi881 4 года назад +85

    Bowser: "Go ahead just try to grab me by the tail!"
    Bowser we've been over this. I'm not into guys and I'm not going to indulge in your kinks.

  • @thecelestialtoast4394
    @thecelestialtoast4394 3 года назад +5

    I love D-pad’s existential crisis about the castle. You can feel his brain melting with each passing second.

  • @camo6465
    @camo6465 4 года назад +15

    16:34 “like what did you eat, bruh?”
    A Super Mushroom, obviously lol

  • @camwyn256
    @camwyn256 2 года назад +4

    15:45 Luigi got stuck there because he was speedrunning the galaxy. He went fast enough to beat the entity spawn until he was right in the middle

  • @JugularJohn
    @JugularJohn 4 года назад +149

    “Why would you need coins in a Mario game?”
    The Mario RPG series, and Mario Odyssey: *Are we jokes to you?*

    • @ZPokemonfanA
      @ZPokemonfanA 4 года назад +11

      Don't forget Mario Party and Mario Kart.

    • @ZPokemonfanA
      @ZPokemonfanA 4 года назад +4

      @Arvid Borgström so what if they're spinoff games? Also in some of the newer mario kart games, coins can slightly increase your speed, plus it unlocks new parts.

    • @miadesynced
      @miadesynced 4 года назад

      Arvid Borgström Spinoffs count.

    • @naobi666
      @naobi666 4 года назад

      @Arvid Borgström so is the rpg series

    • @DataHayseed
      @DataHayseed 4 года назад

      Does paper mario count, cause if so coins are heavily used in those games

  • @ericwijaya2119
    @ericwijaya2119 4 года назад +10

    10:35
    We interrupt Super Mario Sunshine to bring you the climax of Power Rangers

  • @lunchmeat9658
    @lunchmeat9658 4 года назад +46

    4:55 is where you could see what possibly could’ve been a BLJ if it wasn’t taken out You’re welcome

    • @miniluv7330
      @miniluv7330 4 года назад

      It’s also 16:9 in the footage...

  • @EEYM
    @EEYM 4 года назад +26

    No one’s talking about how they removed the Miis from the SMG file select screen
    I mean, I’m fine without two SMG games in the collection, but this is going too far!

    • @woobgamer5210
      @woobgamer5210 3 года назад

      to be fair the switch mii maker is WAY different from the mii channel
      SMG's mii save file planets wouldn't be emulatable with hair beyond the original 6 colors, eyes beyond the original 6 colours or the many hair options they added
      oh and also the block colour glasses and its colors
      and the mouths 3ds and wii u added,

    • @EEYM
      @EEYM 3 года назад

      @@woobgamer5210 but... it’s nintendo

  • @ChristopherMoom
    @ChristopherMoom 4 года назад +31

    Mario 64 is on Switch, and the Switch has a built in image editor where you can insert text
    We can now actually make pseudo Mario 64 machinimas now

  • @DefinitelyNotIndyMine
    @DefinitelyNotIndyMine 3 года назад +8

    "I've gotta get to that comet"
    Wow, I did NOT see that coming XD

  • @Cdog9791
    @Cdog9791 4 года назад +75

    Anyone else find it hilarious how rosalina, the one whose reading the storybook, has the same voice shadow the hedgehog?

    • @hariodinio
      @hariodinio 4 года назад +2

      Sorry what?

    • @Cdog9791
      @Cdog9791 4 года назад +11

      @@hariodinio so when the story book is being read in the video he uses a mans voice, similar to the one he uses to do shadow the hedgehog. However in the game we're shown thst rosalina is the one who is reading the book. Like that's the whole reason the library exists in the game. I just found it funny he didnt use a feminine voice for that part.

  • @kendlsoulust6683
    @kendlsoulust6683 4 года назад +5

    I think the real point about sin #17 is why does Mario run out of air at all? In the past (and future) games, he was perfectly capable of staying underwater without running out of air. Or is he just that much of a badass and can hold his breath for as long as he wants? Also, all jokes aside, that SMG ending music along with the lumas sacrificing themselves to save the galaxy at 17:36 is just enough to make a grown man cry. It's that beautiful.

    • @Oturan20
      @Oturan20 Год назад

      The 2D games have different rules from the 3D games. 3D Marios have been like this since SM64.

  • @baboiminionbaboi4822
    @baboiminionbaboi4822 4 года назад +27

    I like how dpad is just contemplating how Peach made the cake

  • @finalfantasylord1
    @finalfantasylord1 2 года назад +3

    for 64 i always assumed the lack of furniture and kitchen was due to bowser's curse on the castle as in the ending scene we clearly see a cake on a table

  • @ShockInazuma
    @ShockInazuma 4 года назад +10

    Luke is here talking about his favourite game! Dreams do come true! Also, i love how they talk about peach baking a cake back to back in the main castle!

  • @Ecl1pse_15
    @Ecl1pse_15 3 года назад +2

    Peach: "There's something I'd like to give you."
    Me: "Uhhhhh head?"

  • @maysintv9168
    @maysintv9168 4 года назад +13

    Oh lord, that whole continual Peach rant. :D Pure freaking gold. I also wanna know how I've NEVER NOTICED THE LACK OF CHAIRS AND ROOMS!!!???

  • @Ben729Gaming
    @Ben729Gaming 2 года назад +8

    6:56 Mario: *BLJs in 3D All Stars*
    Everyone: Wait, that’s illegal.

    • @gulshanmokha
      @gulshanmokha Год назад

      Look at the damn ui

    • @Ben729Gaming
      @Ben729Gaming Год назад

      @@gulshanmokhaI know it’s not really 3D All Stars, I was just making that joke because this was in a 3D All Stars video.

  • @TheBlazingBronzeBro
    @TheBlazingBronzeBro 4 года назад +14

    Legit, when I heard Luke's voice the 1st time, the 1st thing that popped into my head was "Luigi?!"

  • @ethejumper6568
    @ethejumper6568 3 года назад +6

    10:01
    Peach: Mario
    Me: And I thought Amy Rose was colorblind

  • @FangzwithaZ
    @FangzwithaZ 4 года назад +31

    6:40 I'm on SimpleFlip's side on that one

  • @TheMike0088
    @TheMike0088 4 года назад +16

    "Mario 64 in this collection is a port of the shindou version"
    *100 sins added*
    Real talk though, even if you're not a speedrunner, no mention of the absence of 'so long gay bowser'?

    • @thejonbrownshow8470
      @thejonbrownshow8470 3 года назад +1

      Honestly yeah xD that and the blg or whatever the term is I just learned was a thing and wanted to try for the lols like I can't imagine fans being upset over the existence of it.
      But aside from that, "so long, gay Bowser" was the biggest casualty of this version
      Gamora: what did it cost?

    • @kcplayz6112
      @kcplayz6112 3 года назад

      @The Jon Brown Show
      G A Y

    • @Lh0000
      @Lh0000 3 года назад

      I thought I saw them do the BLJ, or somewhat attempt it… I’m still refusing to buy it until I have exactly confirmation that the BLJ is there, and if it’s not I will be very cross.

  • @toopienator
    @toopienator 4 года назад +32

    What do you hate about SM64?
    D-pad gamer: "CAKE!"

  • @kodered59
    @kodered59 3 года назад +2

    I love how, since there's no major plot, so improvising with mechanics.
    And SimpleFlips. Fantastic moment.
    And the redo of the Mario Sunshine vid was... Refreshing.

  • @ACUltra
    @ACUltra 4 года назад +5

    17:37 - 17:52 damn, this moment hits you right in the feels, music and everything

  • @alec2733
    @alec2733 4 года назад +6

    16:18 bowser can use magic, and he's pretty good at that

  • @yaboimecha6317
    @yaboimecha6317 4 года назад +81

    I like how almost everyone was part of this, even got Simple and SMG4. Shame about Kev but hey business comes first

    • @daneandbuddy5284
      @daneandbuddy5284 4 года назад +1

      and tj

    • @yaboimecha6317
      @yaboimecha6317 4 года назад +3

      @@daneandbuddy5284 TJ Henry Yoshi? I thought there was an unrecognisable voice in there

  • @crappyrebster5169
    @crappyrebster5169 4 года назад +3

    18:54 omfg that's just like in paper mario the origami king where you beat Olly but after that the castle is still at the volcano peak and when you press X Olivia will tell you to go and stop him again

  • @lincolnjacdonmi1689
    @lincolnjacdonmi1689 4 года назад +24

    16:04 DAMN, Mario just got more edgy and MORE ambivalent towards good and evil.

    • @ericwijaya2119
      @ericwijaya2119 4 года назад +4

      Between this, killing innocent Piranha newborns and bullying that Wiggler in 64, its not completely off the table

    • @cbfranco3307
      @cbfranco3307 2 года назад +1

      @@ericwijaya2119 Innocent piranha newborn? That thing tried to MURDER Mario,what was he just gonna let it kill him? Also Mario didn't even KNOW that the wiggler lived there in Mario 64,then the wiggler attacks HIM,and at the end of the fight we even saw the wiggler was still alive,so what the hell are you talking about?

  • @ACUltra
    @ACUltra 4 года назад +6

    5:32 actually... when you think about it yea it is, logic/common sense says the less armored you are the more pain will hurt

  • @rodrigomorales563
    @rodrigomorales563 4 года назад +15

    6:26
    How is that the best yoshi english voice I've ever heard?

    • @jomogaming2
      @jomogaming2 3 года назад +1

      It's just sad that it was basically copy-posted from NB's triggered video

  • @Superemie401
    @Superemie401 2 года назад +5

    12:34 My childhood memories are back!

  • @FredDoesStuff0423
    @FredDoesStuff0423 4 года назад +34

    I love how the entire video is just talking about princess peach and cake.

    • @jomogaming2
      @jomogaming2 3 года назад +1

      MatPat was right all along...
      PLUMBER WANT CAKE

    • @FredDoesStuff0423
      @FredDoesStuff0423 3 года назад +1

      @@jomogaming2 *CAIK*

    • @fenrisvermundr2516
      @fenrisvermundr2516 3 года назад

      Ok but for real. How is Princess Peach the Sovereign ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom and yet still a Princess. Wouldn't this make the Kingdom a principality since she holds the title of Princess? Do the rules of the Mario world state that an unmarried female sovereign can only hold the title of Princess? Miyamoto we need answers!

    • @cbfranco3307
      @cbfranco3307 2 года назад

      @@fenrisvermundr2516 princesse Peach just sounds better than queen peach,lol.

    • @LordOfDragons4122
      @LordOfDragons4122 Год назад

      @@cbfranco3307 Queen Peach sounds good lol

  • @wexlinator1189
    @wexlinator1189 4 года назад +24

    3:02: Is everyone going to ignore that the person talking here is SMG4?

    • @Ashley_.can._gachaTiktok
      @Ashley_.can._gachaTiktok 3 года назад

      It was obviously smg4 he said he was scared of the eel in a vid I forgot what its called

    • @stickmanstickian
      @stickmanstickian 3 года назад

      Video games from my childhood. Thats the vid.

    • @robertogaming824
      @robertogaming824 3 года назад

      I recognized that voice everywhere.

  • @methis9345
    @methis9345 4 года назад +53

    “The game is a masterpiece *and everything they’re saying is D U-“*
    **Ad plays**

    • @miniluv7330
      @miniluv7330 4 года назад +1

      You got an ad? For me it just cut to Sunshine

    • @shadowboy2818
      @shadowboy2818 4 года назад +3

      *laughs in adblock*

  • @pokelordomega2414
    @pokelordomega2414 3 года назад +2

    I like how half of the mario 64 part was just having an existential crisis about cake and overall just the castle

  • @isaacsartisticdrawings
    @isaacsartisticdrawings 4 года назад +7

    14:42 sick blooper bru

  • @MariuigiKhed
    @MariuigiKhed 4 года назад +4

    16:58 Sorry Nico but... what about Heracles' monsters? And the movies protagonists' villains? And the dragons in the knights stories? Also: he knows that Lava do SHeeT to Bowser

  • @SonicStalker123
    @SonicStalker123 4 года назад +44

    Doesn’t Peach have like magic powers in Legend of the Seven Stars? If so then that would explain how she got the cake?

    • @zjzr08
      @zjzr08 4 года назад +1

      She also kind of had levitation powers as seen in Inside Story when Bowser was beaten the first time early on.

    • @kirbyfreakyt4695
      @kirbyfreakyt4695 4 года назад +1

      And BOWSERS INSIDE STORY?
      I hope none of y'all forgot what she did THERE
      If she needs to charge it up, WHY DOESN'T SHE CHARGE IT UP WHEN POSSIBLE?

  • @enesaue2192
    @enesaue2192 4 года назад +2

    Dpad spending all his sins overthinking the rules of the Mushroom Kingdom universe is priceless

  • @tsukuyomi9960
    @tsukuyomi9960 4 года назад +59

    Alternative Title: Poggers questioning how birth is given, it’s by sleep.

    • @ericwijaya2119
      @ericwijaya2119 4 года назад +1

      Nice Kingdom hearts reference

    • @isaaccruz7080
      @isaaccruz7080 3 года назад +1

      Nice kingdom hearts reference ;)

    • @Hadaron
      @Hadaron 3 года назад

      Nice Kingdom Hearts Reference ;) :)

  • @Jaceblue04
    @Jaceblue04 3 года назад +2

    I love how Mario 64 has such little plot that most of the sins for it are either related to Peach or her castle.

  • @UpNextDonum
    @UpNextDonum 4 года назад +13

    8:00 didn’t even mention that her earrings turn into eyes here.

  • @joshnunya324
    @joshnunya324 4 года назад +4

    11:48 Skipped the entire game
    Nothing wrong with that, it just came out of nowhere

  • @gustavoborgessilva9936
    @gustavoborgessilva9936 4 года назад +17

    13:07 THIS IS JUST STRAIGHT UP CHILD ABUSE! MARIO’S 35th ANNIVERSARY IS CANCELLED

  • @gamewizard2008
    @gamewizard2008 4 года назад +2

    XD Peach's castle is a lot more developed in Paper Mario, with kitchens, dining rooms, bedrooms and the like, but those rambles were still pretty fun. XD
    15:50 In that situation, it's more logical to think he was captured and locked in there.

  • @emerylsg
    @emerylsg 4 года назад +16

    16:02 LMFAO this was my favorite one by far

    • @ht82smash42
      @ht82smash42 3 года назад

      I don't get... Ohhhh.

    • @emisterturboman
      @emisterturboman Год назад

      I don't get it. Can you explain it?

    • @emerylsg
      @emerylsg Год назад

      @@emisterturboman mario changed his color pallete to black and red, which is the same as shadow the hedgehog. so he played "i am all of me", the main theme of "shadow the hedgehog"

    • @emisterturboman
      @emisterturboman Год назад +1

      @@emerylsg Thank you

  • @MariuigiKhed
    @MariuigiKhed 4 года назад +4

    1:54 SMB instruxtion manual. Yes, there was a King Toadstool. Also... the castle has been cursed, so is logical that there aren't normal rooms

  • @Ninjaman50
    @Ninjaman50 4 года назад +7

    9:48 I mean can F.L.U.D.D even be considered a weapon? I guess it's a deadly weapon to paint monsters, but when used on normal people it's mildy annoying. Heck, it doesn't even do damage in the Smash games.

  • @malice4267
    @malice4267 3 года назад +4

    "Where did she get the eggs?"
    Think about it, where else have we seen eggs in the Mario universe?

  • @BranrichVanIstner
    @BranrichVanIstner 4 года назад +5

    Hot damn! Talk about a quick turn around on this video. Good work there, lads!

  • @kar_7103
    @kar_7103 4 года назад +20

    I love that they took Luke’s or SMG4’s talk about the eels and put it in.

  • @GabeNwagbala
    @GabeNwagbala 4 года назад +6

    18:15 Chaos Control!!

  • @codemissile2457
    @codemissile2457 4 года назад +3

    I love that fact that half of the 64 segment was an existential crisis

  • @KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69
    @KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69 4 года назад +36

    I'm just glad that Bowser has finally made up his mind about his sexual orientation.
    He was gay but he captured princess peach so we did not know for sure.

    • @whatuh991
      @whatuh991 4 года назад

      Me too 🏳️‍🌈

    • @FangzwithaZ
      @FangzwithaZ 4 года назад

      Aw I thought gay Bowser was kinda cute

    • @smashmasterextras2114
      @smashmasterextras2114 4 года назад

      Does anyone feel kinda sad cause the Mario sunshine sins were basically the same

    • @SonicStalker123
      @SonicStalker123 4 года назад

      Smashmaster Extras yeah, same :/

  • @mushroomfusion245
    @mushroomfusion245 4 года назад +3

    13:02 Speaking of which, I bet the Paper Mario series would be fun to cover on this channel!